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End of the World,Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:29FIGHTING
00:00:30FIGHTING
00:00:32FIGHTING
00:00:32FIGHTING
00:00:36FIGHTING
00:01:02What, that's it?
00:01:03Look, man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time, they'll get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:01Children!
00:02:02Woo-hoo!
00:02:08What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:17Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time, they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up, then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:40This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tints!
00:02:45Brrrrrrrrr!
00:02:45Haha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids!
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city now. I'm being sold as a bundle deal. I
00:03:03Swear I could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14Suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required. What what the hell is this am I the only one
00:03:22seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization. This thing is alien tech
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:41Preserve humanity
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes
00:03:54Failure will result in host death
00:04:01It won't come off
00:04:04Wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do with the system asked what do I
00:04:11do now?
00:04:23oh
00:04:28Easy gentlemen and this blade cuts
00:04:33Everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like
00:04:38everyone else
00:04:41He didn't attack us
00:04:44He's not like the others
00:04:46Guns still existed
00:04:48I'd already have those girls the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:54Yeah
00:04:59I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01Wait wait wait
00:05:02What if we buy them
00:05:04Have our uh
00:05:06Bun
00:05:07And then sell them off
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well then we sell them cheap
00:05:14What works for me
00:05:16All right
00:05:18One
00:05:19Can
00:05:20Of
00:05:21Food
00:05:22Hey who's gonna beat that?
00:05:23Ah
00:05:30No
00:05:31I can't let this happen
00:05:33If I don't stop it
00:05:34I'll die
00:05:40One can
00:05:44And
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate
00:05:52Arthur
00:05:52Those girls
00:05:54Are mine
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way
00:05:58Easy gentlemen
00:05:59The ladies are watching
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now
00:06:06All right
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against
00:06:14Two
00:06:15Tans
00:06:17Two
00:06:19Cans
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous
00:06:23It's the same assholes since high school
00:06:25The world's falling apart
00:06:27And they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29What's wrong trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on
00:06:33So is what you got
00:06:39Post-death in 30 seconds?
00:06:42Shit
00:06:43I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls
00:06:48God
00:06:49Last can
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls Jack
00:06:52I'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:56He's not doing this for himself
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increase detected
00:07:05Reward granted
00:07:07Item issued
00:07:0920 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:28Holy shit
00:07:29Holy shit
00:07:29This is a lot of food
00:07:31I could live off this for months
00:07:34Oh, too bad
00:07:35Oh, too bad
00:07:35Looks like
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38Dude really thought he was a fucking hero
00:07:41What a joke
00:07:43You think you can compete with me over women
00:07:46Come on
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school
00:07:49Money
00:07:50Girls
00:07:51Whatever it is
00:07:52I always get there first
00:08:01Oh, yeah
00:08:05Well, how about this?
00:08:06How about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar
00:08:34Whatever he bids
00:08:37I bet in one more can
00:08:40So
00:08:42Are you bittin?
00:08:45All right
00:08:47If no one else is bittin'
00:08:48Looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:52Going once
00:08:54Going twice
00:08:58Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:17I beat Horde on the finish line
00:09:20I'm gonna hit Horde like a star
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind
00:09:26Don't do silver, go and get my gold
00:09:29I've been feeling many, ready on your market
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take a free step
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner
00:09:38Till the day I die
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack
00:09:48This system is insane
00:09:54Next time I see you
00:09:55I won't be taking just your rash
00:09:59I won't be taking just your rash
00:10:02I won't be taking just your rash
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested
00:10:43Rescue required for binding
00:10:44Failure to complete will result in post death
00:10:47Time to complete two minutes
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:54I told you
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods
00:10:58I can take you there
00:10:59Would you?
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods
00:11:01of your first?
00:11:02I just had two women taken away from me
00:11:04I am pissed
00:11:06And now you're gonna help
00:11:20Stay here
00:11:21You are gonna help me
00:11:25Work that anger out
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead
00:11:40I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43And beat you to this drain
00:11:44Stay back
00:11:47Really?
00:11:48A bottle of water?
00:11:51Is there sponsor, you again?
00:11:54Is there aمل of water?
00:11:55Molotov?
00:12:13Are you going to protect me?
00:12:19You're right
00:12:19I've opened my IP
00:12:23Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sent the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too.
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead.
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:13Come on, let's go. Go, go.
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, 3. Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition.
00:13:5750 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:002 rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got 2?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:08Woohoo!
00:14:10Woohoo!
00:14:12Hey, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the 5-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:29No hot water, no bed sheets, but...
00:14:32Hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:38How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:14:59We survived one of the battles
00:15:02and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star!
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad,
00:15:26but he left without me,
00:15:27so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on,
00:15:33where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable,
00:15:42and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:49I'll help you.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough
00:15:57to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with a chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up
00:16:08to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:25How am I supposed to keep it together
00:16:26when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:55Nothing.
00:16:55Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute, but I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life,
00:18:03that would make me...
00:18:05really happy.
00:18:06You were too.
00:18:21For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:57Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:02I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:08It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even though.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:43And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:50Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This soup is delicious.
00:21:10Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:44Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:47I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:13Okay.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:33Three women waiting on her, and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:21Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:42At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:16Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:28They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was waiting.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:39Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff for or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk!
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:08So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods.
00:29:21You gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:37So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:50I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:14He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:24Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:41I gave you a chance.
00:30:59Rise, motherfucker!
00:31:02Fuck!
00:31:02Real guns!
00:31:03You got real gun!
00:31:12No way, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did you get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots you fired,
00:31:21you probably burned through half a man already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets.
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:07We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's his fucking jack.
00:32:21Yes!
00:32:21It's all his fault.
00:32:23He's lying.
00:32:23I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls.
00:32:26He stole your supplies.
00:32:29Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:59We can talk this out!
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hot
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:19on your knees
00:34:22are there man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:17ladies let's have a feast tonight huh
00:35:20at our new home
00:35:27affection metrics mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:35:40civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51what happens when it reaches 100 percent
00:35:54baby i brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just leave you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:08thanks
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:38Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:07I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want you.
00:37:19I am a thrill.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to tame.
00:37:32You're hungry for your body.
00:37:35You're ready for your game.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a while.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:03I do. I'll take good care of you.
00:38:07That destroys me. I'm begging for your time.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28Ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath of me.
00:38:36You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You can't let me go.
00:38:43You take the wrath of me.
00:38:47Yes, you don't.
00:38:52Arthur.
00:38:55Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:10Help.
00:39:11Help me, Tyler.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I don't want a man.
00:39:36Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16We lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the Queen,
00:40:36I will bring her men and go kill him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:55Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:26I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change.
00:41:52I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I let go of her.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:36Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:35In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22Cheers!
00:44:23And...
00:44:23Cheers!
00:44:24Cheers!
00:44:25Cheers!
00:44:30Woo!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty sure it isn't there.
00:44:34Oh, dear.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:42Here.
00:44:43Arthur.
00:44:52Karen.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:55What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14It's me, Susan.
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone!
00:45:20To fuck me!
00:45:21Now!
00:45:27Here!
00:45:28Here!
00:45:28Calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:32Hey!
00:45:34Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:41Hey!
00:45:42Hey!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:47Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on you or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline.
00:46:24A shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson?
00:46:33The Wasteland Queen?
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43Alright.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:05It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm gonna trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.
00:48:50Adrenaline. 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:16The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know,
00:49:38you might just barely qualify
00:49:41as my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:51The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real
00:50:16or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33The end comes to us.
00:50:46Os?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:55My old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you
00:51:21when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself
00:51:24what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead,
00:51:28you snitched on me to the deep
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of news.
00:51:50You'll start with
00:51:51the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cock there really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:09We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew them?
00:52:15How'd you brew them?
00:52:15Oh, you're all in your room?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:23that's about to expire.
00:52:24So,
00:52:25I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:31That's good.
00:52:32No.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war,
00:52:58this wouldn't even pass
00:52:59as premium.
00:53:03But now,
00:53:05it's worth trading
00:53:07for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And us for this fraud.
00:53:14Since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give them
00:53:17a quick, less painful death.
00:53:25And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:28You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wait till he wiped out there.
00:53:31I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit
00:53:34you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wait till he wiped out.
00:53:42Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:46We'll do this properly.
00:53:47But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:21This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up
00:54:31his sense of taste
00:54:32or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually
00:54:37make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:40I mean,
00:54:40he is the guy
00:54:40that pulled a gun on us,
00:54:41so yeah,
00:54:42maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53All right.
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens
00:55:09with hyper flicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it!
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh
00:55:17adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought
00:55:30I'd taste anything
00:55:31like this again.
00:55:32Queen Tilly!
00:55:34Maybe we should talk
00:55:35about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it!
00:55:46All three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap
00:55:48garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please.
00:55:51Just give us...
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit
00:55:54of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink
00:56:10his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be
00:56:11a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other
00:56:14since school.
00:56:15Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where
00:56:16that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious
00:56:19right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly,
00:56:20I think it's time
00:56:20to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:31Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:37A man who can make
00:56:38liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly,
00:56:43now aside from
00:56:45the adrenaline,
00:56:46I'd like to start
00:56:47a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey
00:56:52bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly,
00:56:56and whatever business
00:56:58you run,
00:56:59I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Come on,
00:57:03that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well,
00:57:07there is one way
00:57:08that we can waive it.
00:57:09And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:29Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:42You know,
00:57:43maybe I can work
00:57:43with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired
00:57:47of the same
00:57:48boring games.
00:57:51I want to try
00:57:52something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist,
00:57:57and you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed
00:58:23as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate
00:58:25host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:27I'll be the only one.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:31I've got blood
00:58:32on my head.
00:58:35You should
00:58:36be afraid.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on,
00:58:43your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as
00:58:46you remain
00:58:47in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess
00:58:49with you ever again.
00:58:51All right,
00:58:52I'll contact you
00:58:54the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery
00:58:56of the 50 bottles.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself
00:59:01with my people.
00:59:03I hear that you
00:59:04have three wives.
00:59:07I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women
00:59:11besides me
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like
00:59:20a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:45AAAAAA!
00:59:46Karen's on my dog!
00:59:49Get out of here!
00:59:52Ah!
00:59:53Ah!
00:59:54Ah!
00:59:55Ah!
00:59:57Ah!
00:59:58Karen,
01:00:00hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:03Come on!
01:00:05Help me! Let her go!
01:00:12A man!
01:00:14Are you a man?
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:42She's lost control!
01:00:49Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Get it off!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:24Get it off!
01:01:27Get it off!
01:01:31I can't hold her!
01:01:36I can't hold her!
01:01:37I can't hold her!
01:01:41I can't hold her!
01:01:41Oh my god!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen?
01:01:45She's operating!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No Karen!
01:01:51No Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57host death protocol will initiate!
01:02:02No Karen!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:03Come on Karen!
01:02:05Stay with me!
01:02:05Come on Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please!
01:02:15Wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status!
01:02:18Karen!
01:02:19Zero percent!
01:02:20Host death!
01:02:21In ten seconds!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27We're out of options!
01:02:29Please let this work!
01:02:30Come on Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:45No!
01:02:46No!
01:02:49No!
01:02:59No!
01:03:00I don't want to...
01:03:00Go!
01:03:01No!
01:03:02No!
01:03:03No!
01:03:05No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06Yes!
01:03:06No!
01:03:07You okay? You're okay? Oh my God! Oh my God!
01:03:14I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay? I'm fine.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Formal dresses. Three sets.
01:04:07Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey! Barrel-aged! Free samples!
01:04:15Oh my God, where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples? This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out. One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have. Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:46Look at him!
01:04:50Go, no! I grabbed him first! Go!
01:04:52I grabbed him first! Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste...
01:05:09Line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces. Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine? That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I asked for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%? You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:02I'mma rule the world, I'mma rule the world, yeah, yeah.
01:07:05I'mma rule the world, I'mma rule the world, yeah.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask. He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:36I'mma rule the world.
01:07:38Cast on boss, we're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets. The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower together, Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:30Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:49It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on boys, payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on boys, get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them. Come on.
01:09:28Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're good, we're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:33What's up?
01:09:33What's up?
01:09:33What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:43No.
01:09:45You won't do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:54Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:58I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:29It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:56And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:05If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Huh.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:52Hmm.
01:11:54Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Huh.
01:11:59Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:12:25boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:33Alright, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy, doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:52No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09Alright.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:13:47You're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give a hundred barrels.
01:14:02Or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:28I don't understand.
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:48Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind here?
01:15:18You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:26Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off.
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:37Hey!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:39Let me...
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewy's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:10See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of...
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chilly on that there toy?
01:16:51Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:30Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:41I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:07Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:11Ha, ha, ha!
01:18:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:17Queen Chilly!
01:18:18We're almost there!
01:18:21We'll speed ahead!
01:18:28Thank you, Mr. Rod, take a break, save some energy for later, you got three women waiting
01:18:36for you.
01:18:37Well I couldn't have done it without you, cheers.
01:18:43Now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies, leave the other two for me, alright.
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Rod, you, hey, hey you, get over here and get poorer, boss I think we can
01:18:58hold them off much longer, cover the girls, I'll buy us time, got it, fuck it, get it,
01:19:22are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time, we just caught this guy, he's guilty of tax evasion and he
01:19:39resisted arrest, I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax, he's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late, it's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth, you don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did, that's right, we saved you the trouble, you didn't want that, that bootleg
01:20:13stuff, it's crap.
01:20:14That's right, hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife, his wife, Queen Tilly, that's
01:20:21an insult to your status, I don't even know how someone like you could possibly, whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no, that's not, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait a minute, you mean that you and he actually-
01:20:39Ow!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:43Queen, Queen Tilly, he, he's just trash, literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me, by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it, he set us up.
01:21:28Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:30Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43Jesus!
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I, I didn't know, well, Raymond, he, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I, I, I, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I, I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask, ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about it earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:10Horus, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:23No.
01:22:25What?
01:22:25No, you don't understand.
01:22:28What?
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Yeah.
01:22:34We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58Arthur.
01:22:59So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:13Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Motherfucker.
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now.
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:20Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21Huh?
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:29We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:50What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:11I know you're in there.
01:25:12Bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us.
01:25:16When we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:38Come on.
01:25:40Keep hiding.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:47Get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:26:00Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:24I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28That's the queen.
01:26:29It's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG?
01:27:0410.
01:27:04MP5?
01:27:051.
01:27:06Ammunition?
01:27:065,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:46Alright.
01:27:48You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:28So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Try these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:48Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting.
01:28:59Children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0160%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
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