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MiniMovie Private School Playboys
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00:00:00I thought Ethan loved me.
00:00:02But Maddie can never know.
00:00:04I saw you cheat on me.
00:00:06I craved your touch.
00:00:07But you'd touch anything.
00:00:10I'm Reese Wynn, son of the Duke of Crawl.
00:00:12You need to learn how to drive.
00:00:15What the?
00:00:16You're in this class too?
00:00:18Maddie knows the exchange student?
00:00:20He's hotter than Ethan.
00:00:22Unhand the Duke's son!
00:00:24The Duke?
00:00:25I like to win.
00:00:26An impressed gorgeous girl.
00:00:28Fortune.
00:00:28Get your fucking hands off my girlfriend.
00:00:32I'm going to win Maddie back.
00:00:33Don't tell me you're actually attracted to that British prick.
00:00:37Are you using me to make your boyfriend jealous?
00:00:40Or do you actually like me?
00:00:42Oh.
00:00:43I can work with that.
00:00:44Do not fuck him!
00:00:46Today I'm going to embarrass the fuck out of your little boy toy.
00:00:50Embarrassing.
00:00:51Cocky American.
00:00:52Anytime, anyplace.
00:00:54Let the games begin.
00:01:00Are you alright, love?
00:01:05Hey, are you okay?
00:01:07Let's go.
00:01:08Touch her, and I'll fuck you up.
00:01:10I would love to see you try.
00:01:13Please, stop fighting!
00:01:26Happy birthday, Ethan Sutton.
00:01:28You won my heart.
00:01:29And after tonight, you'll have my virginity too.
00:01:32Ethan, wait!
00:01:35Vanessa, quit playing.
00:01:37We're not together anymore.
00:01:38I heard that you're failing anatomy.
00:01:41Maddie's waiting for me.
00:01:43Lesson one.
00:01:44Memory glands.
00:02:02What was that?
00:02:07Aw.
00:02:08Maddie, you set this up for you?
00:02:10I was supposed to meet her here.
00:02:12I don't want to be that guy anymore, V.
00:02:14I mean, what if she catches us?
00:02:16I'm just warming you up for her.
00:02:18Fine.
00:02:19But Maddie can never know.
00:02:21She's a sweet girl.
00:02:22It'll kill her.
00:02:27I thought Ethan loved me.
00:02:32How could you do this to me?
00:02:42Matt, classic freshman.
00:02:44I'm just trying to get to class.
00:02:47Oh, I'll take you.
00:02:48I'm about to thank you first.
00:02:50Um, I'll help.
00:02:53Help!
00:02:54Someone help!
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:59Yo!
00:03:00I got her first.
00:03:04Oh, shit.
00:03:05Ethan Sutton?
00:03:07Hey!
00:03:11You're bleeding.
00:03:12You should see the other guy.
00:03:14What, are you like a big deal around here or something?
00:03:16I'll tell you on a date.
00:03:23I was finally ready to give you everything.
00:03:25But you threw it away.
00:03:27Just like that.
00:03:30Fuck!
00:03:31Oh my god, is that Maddie?
00:03:33Did you hear what Ethan did to her?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Vanessa made sure the whole school knows they're hooking up again.
00:03:37Maddie was about to give him her virginity, too.
00:03:40Not to victim blame, but this isn't even the first time Ethan's cheated on her.
00:03:44Maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change.
00:03:53Uh, Principal Sutton.
00:03:57What are you doing here?
00:03:58I'm giving you one last chance to break up with my son.
00:04:03Excuse me?
00:04:04Don't play dumb with me now.
00:04:06Everyone knows you've manipulated him into attending that joke of the university in London with you.
00:04:12Overduke!
00:04:13Can you believe it?
00:04:15You hyper-ruined.
00:04:16My sweet son's life.
00:04:17I ruined his life.
00:04:19Oh, you know you did.
00:04:21Clinging on to him.
00:04:22Like a sad, lost puppy.
00:04:25I...
00:04:26This isn't even the first time Ethan's cheated on her.
00:04:28Maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change.
00:04:31Is that how Ethan sees me all this time?
00:04:34Is that how the whole school sees me?
00:04:36An idiot?
00:04:38What's this?
00:04:39It's half a million dollars.
00:04:41Get my son to give up his spot at your university and attend Duke instead.
00:04:46But shh, no one can know.
00:04:50Keep that up, you'll get the other half at the end of the school year.
00:04:55I don't want your money.
00:04:56I don't want your money.
00:04:56No.
00:04:59But you need it.
00:05:01Pick where we're going to college.
00:05:04London?
00:05:05I was literally looking at London pamphlets yesterday.
00:05:09All right.
00:05:09It's set.
00:05:10London it is.
00:05:11Babe, you know I can't afford that.
00:05:13You are.
00:05:14La, la, la, la, la, la.
00:05:15I'll talk to my mom.
00:05:16We'll figure it out.
00:05:17My girlfriend is the smartest chick in the whole school.
00:05:22She goes where she pleaded.
00:05:23And I'm the lucky guy who gets to follow along.
00:05:30Without us, you're nothing, Maddie Sinclair.
00:05:34You can't even afford a future.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:38Love seems like the most important thing in the world.
00:05:41But it's not.
00:05:42Ethan belongs with Vanessa.
00:05:45Someone of his status.
00:05:47Even if he picks you now, the harsh reality is still waiting for you after graduation.
00:05:52And what reality is that?
00:05:53Vanessa is an Archibald.
00:05:56Our families have been connected for two generations.
00:05:59And you?
00:06:00Oh, you like a cheap handbag, sweetie.
00:06:02He's had his use of you.
00:06:05And now you're out of season.
00:06:07Five years from now.
00:06:08You'll thank yourself for taking this money and letting Ethan go.
00:06:15I don't need to let him go.
00:06:16He left me a long time ago.
00:06:23What do I need to do?
00:06:25Get Ethan to sign this.
00:06:27And then he will be free from you forever.
00:06:40So, we get married at the Westminster Abbey.
00:06:45And then we rent out the Ferris wheel thing.
00:06:50It's the London Eye.
00:06:52And the Royal Abbey's reserved for the Royal Family, dummy.
00:06:55Did you just call me dumb?
00:06:57You did not just call me dumb.
00:07:00Okay, okay.
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02I'll follow you to the end of the world.
00:07:05And I'll wait for you to give me all of you.
00:07:08As long as you need.
00:07:24I love you, Ethan Slatton.
00:07:28You said you'd wait.
00:07:37I love you, Ethan Slatton.
00:07:44What are you doing here?
00:07:46You just hang up on me?
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55I've been a deadbeat boyfriend.
00:07:57But I got you a gift to say I'm sorry.
00:08:06Lingerie.
00:08:07Seriously?
00:08:17I can say sorry another way.
00:08:25Why don't you give this to Vanessa?
00:08:27What does this have to do with Vanessa?
00:08:28What's wrong with you?
00:08:29Ethan, if you want to break up with me to go be with her, then do it.
00:08:33I don't care.
00:08:36What do you mean you don't care?
00:08:40And where are you going?
00:08:45Can you, um, sign this for me?
00:08:48It's for a class project I did yesterday.
00:08:52Oh, Mads.
00:08:53You're the best.
00:08:56There you go.
00:08:57Sign in your future away.
00:09:00And you don't even know it.
00:09:08I'll do anything you want.
00:09:13I craved your touch.
00:09:19But you'd touch anything.
00:09:21So, note to self, find new roommate.
00:09:24I've got to help a friend.
00:09:28Don't mention the words break up ever again.
00:09:32And you're never leaving me.
00:09:36I love you.
00:09:56I was so in love with you, you stupid asshole.
00:09:59From our freshman year classes to our wedding playlist.
00:10:04And you threw it all away.
00:10:14And now, for a little bonfire.
00:10:17And then, bon voyage, you've been signed.
00:10:20Thanks for the free trip to London.
00:10:50Who is that?
00:10:53What the...
00:10:54Thank God you're alive.
00:10:55For a second, I thought I was going to bury a body.
00:10:59A gorgeous body at that.
00:11:01Would have been a shame.
00:11:02Oh my God.
00:11:04Another player.
00:11:06I'm not doing this.
00:11:09You need to learn how to drive.
00:11:12Yeah, look, fair enough.
00:11:13My apologies, love.
00:11:15I forgot, you all drive on the wrong side of the road.
00:11:19Shivering.
00:11:19Take this.
00:11:24Do you want to smoke?
00:11:27Peace offering?
00:11:28I...
00:11:29Oh, I...
00:11:30I've got harder stuff for...
00:11:32I...
00:11:40There you go.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:46Well, I guess not then.
00:11:48Sorry, I assume I'm interrupting your study session.
00:11:52I can't even handle a cigarette.
00:11:54I'll see you around.
00:11:56Look, Madeline.
00:11:58Sinclair.
00:12:00Pleasure to meet you.
00:12:02Madeline Sinclair.
00:12:06Do you, uh...
00:12:08Do you want help with us?
00:12:11Are you moving into a day hire?
00:12:13No, it's nothing.
00:12:15You're a funny girl, Madeline.
00:12:19If that's what's waiting for me in London,
00:12:21I can't wait to leave.
00:12:36Ta-da.
00:12:37Bet you thought I forgot about movie light.
00:12:40What are you doing?
00:12:40Why are you wearing that?
00:12:42You love it when I wear this.
00:12:44It makes you laugh every time.
00:12:45Honestly, what has gotten into you?
00:12:48What the hell is that?
00:12:50Nothing.
00:12:51That's a cig, Maddie.
00:12:53You don't smoke.
00:12:54Whose is it?
00:12:56Whose?
00:12:57I found it on the floor.
00:13:03Then why do you taste like an ashtray, Maddie?
00:13:07Who were you with?
00:13:10Let go of me.
00:13:12Not until you tell me why you have a cigarette.
00:13:14I know you're bullshitting me.
00:13:15Why do you care?
00:13:16And you haven't texted me all day.
00:13:18Not even a good morning?
00:13:19I've been busy.
00:13:21You've never been too busy to text me good morning.
00:13:23Look, I get it.
00:13:25I've been a bad boyfriend.
00:13:30From this moment on, for the next 24 hours, I'm all yours.
00:13:37No distractions.
00:13:39I love you.
00:13:41This is all I wanted.
00:13:43And I'll make it up to you tonight as many times as you want.
00:14:06Can I cheer you up?
00:14:08Is that my sweater?
00:14:11Take that off.
00:14:13How many times have I said don't bother me while I'm dating?
00:14:20We're past apologies.
00:14:23I'm sorry, Ethan.
00:14:25It's been a long day.
00:14:28I'm sorry.
00:14:34Aye, aye, Captain.
00:14:40Just a few more weeks of pretending.
00:14:47And then I'll never have to see his cheating face again.
00:14:51I heard his dad, like, owns the F1 team.
00:14:54No, he's in line for the crowd.
00:15:01Seriously, Ethan?
00:15:03Get her off my desk.
00:15:05Ask nicely.
00:15:06And I'll think about it.
00:15:07Excuse me.
00:15:08Maddie, stop being possessive.
00:15:10V just got here.
00:15:11She doesn't know anyone.
00:15:13I'm just showing her around.
00:15:15Looks like we meet again.
00:15:28You're in this class, too?
00:15:31Oh, my Madeline.
00:15:33You know, you really ought to put them cigarettes down.
00:15:35That he knows the exchange student?
00:15:38He's hotter than Ethan.
00:15:41Madeline?
00:15:43Why is this clown acting like he knows you?
00:15:46You always talk to pretty ladies like that.
00:15:49What, no one taught you any manners?
00:15:50Maybe I should start.
00:15:52But first, put your grotty prick away at me.
00:15:56No one wants to see that.
00:15:58Unless you're fancying me already.
00:16:03Do you know who the fuck I am around here?
00:16:06Hmm.
00:16:06Let me think.
00:16:08Janitorial duties?
00:16:09I mean, I would have said receptionists, but...
00:16:13You don't seem that smart.
00:16:19I got a list of ways I can fuck you up right now.
00:16:22Why don't you shoot me?
00:16:23It's a bit more American.
00:16:25Mr. Sutton!
00:16:27Unhand the Duke's son!
00:16:33What did Miss Bailey just call you?
00:16:35The Duke?
00:16:36Cut out the bag.
00:16:38I'm Rhys Wyndham, son of the Duke of Crawley.
00:16:41Although it's a bit hard to say that without sounding like a pretentious wanker, isn't it?
00:16:49A Duke?
00:16:50That's not even that important.
00:16:52Ethan.
00:16:53Maddie.
00:16:54We have a lab to get to.
00:16:57Alright.
00:17:09Don't tell me you're actually attracted to that British prick.
00:17:13You know, I could do a gay little accent, too.
00:17:16If I knew you were that easy.
00:17:18Not the easy one.
00:17:26Perfect job as usual, Maddie.
00:17:34London is very lucky to gain a student as bright as you.
00:17:39London and me.
00:17:42Miss Bailey, what about my number?
00:17:45I will be thrilled if the lab doesn't get blown up.
00:17:51I do not know what everybody, including my Ethan, sees in you.
00:18:12It burns!
00:18:26he he saved me oh my god that was close thank you i'm sorry i'm being dramatic
00:18:43oh my god he's so hot i actually like seeing you like that without third-degree brain
00:18:52you guys are twat and i'm gonna enjoy making him jealous i don't know apparently i'm not the most
00:19:00satisfied girlfriend seriously that's nonsense none of those words should be coming out of a face
00:19:06like this
00:19:10miss and claire are you all right what happened looks like maddie tripped and spilled acid all over
00:19:17herself not so smart is she i'll get her cleaned up no need please help me
00:19:26maddie wait i can take perfectly good care of my girlfriend without your help girlfriend
00:19:34or hostage i can't quite tell all right all right back to your station boys we've had enough
00:19:42injuries for today this little girlfriend problem needs to go away
00:19:49that psycho really threw acid on me
00:19:54there is so much more where that came from
00:20:02back off ethan seriously all this over ethan i know you two are going to london next year
00:20:09bitch you need to disappear before that happens all this effort to break something that's already broken
00:20:16oh you think i'm joking oh you're insane girls is everything okay miss bailey's right outside you won't
00:20:34don't forget who you're dealing with
00:20:49don't forget who you're dealing with it
00:20:51don't forget who you're dealing with it
00:20:51wait wait no it's not what it looks like
00:20:54no i promise girls in my classroom now
00:21:03i was trying to apologize and and and she attacked me are you seriously believing this
00:21:10shit missing claire assaulting a student and lying about it i had higher expectations for you how petty
00:21:17can you be this is assault maddie maddie that's enough distractions from you i'm gonna have to report
00:21:26you for this no miss bailey i would be fine with an apology from maddie i'll do you one better
00:21:34vanessa
00:21:39where are you going maddie is the seat taken i owe me
00:21:48ethan's all yours happy
00:21:52maddie get back here we get to be partners for the rest of the year
00:22:08are you what you looking at
00:22:21what do you think yeah yeah a little better on you yeah
00:22:28there we go
00:22:34there back to the perfect american hit girl you're meant to be
00:22:40it's our annual back to school fundraiser maddie you should bring your hot friend
00:22:50what you don't want to go did you not see that little psycho gremlin who had her claws all up
00:22:56on my
00:22:56boyfriend not exactly in a partying mood maddie you can't let the gremlin win besides as your official
00:23:03hot friend you're kind of obliged to take me to my first american party no and what if i see
00:23:09them
00:23:09there together then we show that boyfriend of yours exactly what it is he's missing deal are all the royals
00:23:20what is this calculating yes this means war
00:23:27hey
00:23:33a party babe you do not take my girl to my school's wager
00:23:50okay still what got you so sad you've been avoiding your best friend
00:23:58your answer and just logged in
00:24:02i'll go get us stronger drinks
00:24:18you made it here get me first and then i'll do you after
00:24:22i don't think your pasty british ass could survive a sunburn
00:24:34whoa being thorough huh okay but only because you were weirdly good with your hands
00:24:42i don't think you're going to have to be a good friend you're going to have to be a good
00:24:48friend
00:24:48madeline
00:24:51but then who
00:24:54only one guy can make you moan like that
00:24:58and it isn't prince harry you know i was taught not to touch peasants
00:25:03for you i'll make an exception
00:25:07wait stop i swear to god if you get this party shut down before i even have a drink
00:25:14stay the fuck away from my girlfriend
00:25:16correct me your girlfriend hating your guts is that an american thing you wish
00:25:22she's wrapped around my finger and she always will be
00:25:32voice
00:25:34hear that girl maddie's got voice with an s
00:25:39someone needs to teach you to share
00:25:42i don't know what you're talking about vanessa can we just try and have a nice day
00:25:50i was having a great day until i saw ethan practically fingerfuck you over there just now
00:25:57i told you to stay away you're pissed my boyfriend touched me
00:26:04guess you forgot you're playing with my leftovers
00:26:07oh leftovers
00:26:10he was in my bed last night sweetie
00:26:15i know i shouldn't care so why does it still hurt that could be an old picture it doesn't prove
00:26:21anything a one-night stand with someone who's taken yeah it's really worth bragging about vanessa is
00:26:28ethan still with maddie why don't we let ethan pick once and for all
00:26:34i hope you can hold your breath bitch
00:26:49ethan help help me help
00:26:58ethan i can't swim
00:27:27get your fucking hands off my girlfriend
00:27:37it
00:27:41okay
00:27:42you're okay
00:27:55you're all talking
00:27:57did. You saying I can't take care of my own girlfriend? I think we all saw what just happened.
00:28:04You stood around while your little prick picked which girls to save. Little. Little. You got in
00:28:13my way. I was swimming on my way to my girl. That's not how Maddie recalls it.
00:28:21Really Maddie? You're not going to say anything? Fine. How about I do something you can't
00:28:27ignore? You want a reaction out of me. That was the old Maddie. This one's got no tears
00:28:38left. Why aren't you jealous? What's gotten into you? Is it him?
00:28:47Would you stop? So she speaks. Today I'm going to embarrass the fuck out of your little
00:28:53boy toy. Show everyone who the real man is so you start acting like my girlfriend again.
00:29:00Reese, you up for it? What? To embarrass a cocky American? Anytime. Anyplace. Let the games
00:29:11begin. Team Ethan, if you may. Oh, we may. And Team Rice. Yeah. Yes. Three on one in beer
00:29:23pong? Did you ever hear of the alcohol poisoning pit? Going against the principal, son? No one
00:29:29is dumb enough to do that. I'll do it. What? How is that fair? You scared, Ethan? Thought
00:29:40you wanted to impress me. You don't think you can beat Reese? Fine. We don't want to see
00:29:46our little prince in a body bag quite yet. Take a shot, Reese. I can't hold my drink.
00:29:58You know this. You don't have to do this. I know. But then how will we piss him off?
00:30:17That is not the side of Madeleine Sinclair I've seen. Too much? Depends. How far are you
00:30:23willing to go to piss this boyfriend of yours off? Oh, do your worst prick. I plan to.
00:30:34Come on, come on. Come on! Come on, wait! biz. Let's rip her away.
00:30:43Reese is so hot when he's focused. Come on on! Come on, ya! Move me in a carway.
00:30:50Yeah. Come on! Come on, come on. Come on, ya! Move me. Come on, boy!
00:31:01Oh my god! He did it!
00:31:04Dean Reese takes the first win!
00:31:06Ha ha ha!
00:31:08Drink up Ethan!
00:31:12You lost. Take your shot.
00:31:16Gladly.
00:31:27Alright, get off me.
00:31:31You might have won the game, but she'll always be my girl.
00:31:39Too bad you took your talents to other girls.
00:31:42Let's destroy them.
00:31:49The true test of a man's strength is after a few shots.
00:31:53Now that we're all primed alcoholically, I'd say it's time for a classic pull-up contest.
00:32:01You would think the most elite private school on the west coast would come up with something more.
00:32:06Creed.
00:32:07Actually, I find it quite charming.
00:32:10You're going down, Twinkerbell.
00:32:12Oh yeah? Who wants to see what Twinkerbell is working on?
00:32:19The British tabloids can never know that the son of a Duke did something that hacky.
00:32:24So it pisses me off when Ethan acts like a man-whore.
00:32:27But when Reese does it, my stomach flutters.
00:32:31I'm in position.
00:32:34Please.
00:32:36Come on, Ethan.
00:32:38Ready.
00:32:40Go!
00:32:43Go!
00:32:45Just give up.
00:32:48Never.
00:32:52One hand or two.
00:32:53Can the brick keep up?
00:32:54I'm doing that.
00:32:55Easy.
00:32:59No clear winner yet.
00:33:01I can go all day.
00:33:03That's not what I've heard.
00:33:04Keep going, Ethan.
00:33:06Humiliate him.
00:33:09Maddy, get on my back.
00:33:11Are you serious?
00:33:13Get me serious.
00:33:19You're creepy.
00:33:21I like to win.
00:33:23And impress gorgeous girl.
00:33:26Vanessa, get over here.
00:33:28I'm coming.
00:33:29If you don't land this, you're disqualified.
00:33:34You're choking me.
00:33:36I'm trying.
00:33:44Ethan is out.
00:33:46The battle for Maddy Sinclair's hand goes to Reese.
00:33:51It looks like we made quite a good team.
00:33:53Who, Sinclair?
00:33:56How the hell is that fair?
00:33:59I have Vanessa on my back that counts as two Maddies.
00:34:01Ethan!
00:34:02That's the only way that you could have even possibly won.
00:34:07Why don't you go back to your own country?
00:34:10Why don't you make me?
00:34:12Oh, wait.
00:34:13We all know you wouldn't.
00:34:15Cause you're a little mommy's boy.
00:34:19Ethan's not gonna choose a disfigured girl over me.
00:34:22Sorry, Maddy.
00:34:25Maddy, move!
00:34:26Oh my God!
00:34:34Ethan!
00:34:37You planned that!
00:34:39You motherfucker!
00:34:41Ethan, no!
00:34:42You're never gonna have Maddy.
00:34:45Got that?
00:34:46Maddy is not your fucking property man.
00:34:48Oh!
00:34:51Yes!
00:34:52She is!
00:34:53She's mine!
00:34:54We have a future together!
00:34:55That's what you think, Ethan.
00:35:06Some future you'll give her.
00:35:11Maddy, don't you dare.
00:35:13Our future.
00:35:15Our future.
00:35:16Our future ended the moment you fucked Vanessa in front of me.
00:35:18Too bad you'll be the last to know.
00:35:29How the hell does something like this happen?
00:35:31I didn't mean for it to hit you.
00:35:34What?
00:35:35It was supposed to hit Maddy.
00:35:38You tried to injure Maddy?
00:35:40What are you batshit?
00:35:41No, you're batshit crazy.
00:35:44I'm not leaving Maddy for you.
00:35:47Where are you going?
00:35:50To apologize to my actual girlfriend.
00:36:08There you are.
00:36:09I came to apologize.
00:36:11Besides, my girlfriend shouldn't have to drink alone.
00:36:17Hello, mate.
00:36:28You, uh, I want to close that.
00:36:32What the hell is this rote doing in your room?
00:36:36Having the time of our lives.
00:36:38Thank you very much.
00:36:47I wasn't done talking to you.
00:36:49I don't know how to get rid of him.
00:36:52Well, actually, I might have an idea there.
00:36:55But first, I need you to answer me one question, Adeline Sinclair.
00:36:59Are you using me to make your boyfriend jealous?
00:37:03Or do you actually like me?
00:37:05What if it's true?
00:37:08I can work with that.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:16Maddy, what are you doing in there?
00:37:18Open up.
00:37:20You know, you're going to have to be a lot louder.
00:37:24Fiona best I also love.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:32Maddy, open the fucking door!
00:37:34Do not fuck him!
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:43What the hell?
00:37:49Know my name.
00:37:53Breathe!
00:37:55Breathe!
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:16But, you...
00:38:17Is there a reason you're in my room again?
00:38:20I heard...
00:38:22I thought I heard...
00:38:23What?
00:38:24Having sex?
00:38:25That'd be cheating.
00:38:27People who love each other don't do that.
00:38:30Doesn't feel so good when it's you being made the fool, does it?
00:38:35Time for a meeting with the principal.
00:38:38Your son's been acting like a creep.
00:38:40We're not done here.
00:38:42And you!
00:38:43Stay the fuck away from her!
00:38:49You see his face!
00:38:51You are a genius!
00:38:53Seeing a look on his face when he finally got a taste of his own medicine.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:38:58Ethan actually cheated on him?
00:39:01No one can find out about my deal with Miss Sutton.
00:39:04Not even Reece.
00:39:07Yeah, but it's...
00:39:08It's nothing.
00:39:09Maddy, why are we dating this wanker?
00:39:12Do you want me to send some guys after him?
00:39:13You know I have Interpol on my parents.
00:39:14No!
00:39:15His mom, Principal Sutton, is writing me a letter of rec.
00:39:20So I can't go after her son.
00:39:24That's sort of the truth.
00:39:26Except she's giving me a million dollars as well.
00:39:28I take it a girl as nice as you wouldn't step out of your relationship.
00:39:36Even if she is with the literal fucking devil himself.
00:39:41I'm not like Ethan.
00:39:43Even though I saw him betray me with my own eyes.
00:39:49I'd never do the same.
00:39:50I'm better than that.
00:39:52And that's why I'm Doug.
00:39:54God, why'd you have to be so bloody nice?
00:39:59And...
00:40:00Beautiful.
00:40:03I love helping you get revenge.
00:40:13You can't blame a man for trying, can you?
00:40:16You're a freaking duke in waiting.
00:40:18You can get any girl.
00:40:19In any country.
00:40:21So, why are you bothered with me and my mess of a lover?
00:40:25Yeah, look, I admit it, it's pretty funny seeing yourself plastered across the tabloids with a different girl each week.
00:40:31Definitely pisses off my parents.
00:40:33And the government.
00:40:35Wow.
00:40:36You sound a lot like the lovely playboy Ethan Sutton.
00:40:40But...
00:40:41Then you meet a girl who is...
00:40:44So incredible.
00:40:46And even pretending to be with her makes your heart race.
00:40:51You know...
00:40:53I am willing to wait.
00:40:55Would you still feel the same if you knew I'm moving across the world?
00:40:59Speaking of the Sutton's...
00:41:01Are you going to their stupid charity garden?
00:41:03What?
00:41:07The annual Sutton Pride of Chet meetup?
00:41:09Uh-huh.
00:41:09No way.
00:41:10I've never been.
00:41:11What?
00:41:12Yeah, even as Ethan's girlfriend.
00:41:13They're for, like, CEOs and politicians and oil barons.
00:41:18And sons of dukes.
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20No offense.
00:41:21Of course.
00:41:22No, none taken.
00:41:23As long as you agree to be my plus one.
00:41:29It won't hurt to check in on Miss Sutton and my money transfer.
00:41:32Deal.
00:41:50From the top trends on the Sheena, you deserve a gown that makes you feel as beautiful as you are.
00:42:12Noob!
00:42:13I'm trying to get a future duchess to her date!
00:42:19It's not a date.
00:42:20And I'm not going to be a duchess.
00:42:22Everyone on the fourth floor heard you moaning his name.
00:42:26We were just trying to make Ethan jealous.
00:42:28She kissed you.
00:42:30Is taking you to a fancy gala.
00:42:33And said he doesn't mind waiting for you to dump your awful boyfriend.
00:42:39Maddie, he basically confessed his undying love.
00:42:43So, have you told him you're moving to London next year?
00:42:48It...
00:42:50Hasn't control.
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:51I know.
00:42:52I know.
00:42:53Well...
00:42:54Now's your chance.
00:43:02No!
00:43:03Ann!
00:43:04This is too revealing.
00:43:05Come on, give it back.
00:43:05Mm-hmm.
00:43:08Mm-hmm.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:08Wow.
00:43:11Maddie, you look...
00:43:13Is it too much?
00:43:16I grew up around princesses.
00:43:19And tonight, I'm proud to say that my date's beauty surpasses them all.
00:43:24He just called me his date.
00:43:26Your highness!
00:43:27Over here!
00:43:29I'll let you do your royal duties.
00:43:32I should go hide.
00:43:33Nonsense.
00:43:36Over here, beauty!
00:43:39Who's the lord of highness?
00:43:51Maddie?
00:43:53Hey!
00:43:55Babe!
00:43:56Our pictures!
00:43:59Let go, Ethan.
00:44:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:44:03With him?
00:44:05Reese invited me as his plus one.
00:44:07So I said yes, considering my own boyfriend decided to take another girl as his date first.
00:44:12That's not the shame.
00:44:13My mom asked me to bring Vanessa because Vanessa's in Archibald.
00:44:17You know I would take you...
00:44:19Rich enough for your circle of elites?
00:44:21It's always bothered you, hasn't it?
00:44:23Stop being dramatic.
00:44:25I'm not upset.
00:44:25Because I'm here with someone who doesn't care about how much money I have.
00:44:35Forget about her.
00:44:36That is my girl.
00:44:39And that motherfucker is not parading around with her.
00:44:42Ethan?
00:44:44Move.
00:44:53Ethan?
00:44:55Oh, and the future Duke.
00:44:57Good evening, Reese.
00:44:58Have you met my son?
00:45:01Sure have.
00:45:03Oh.
00:45:03Lovely gala, Mrs. Sartin.
00:45:07What the hell is she doing here?
00:45:12Madeline Sinclair is accompanying me tonight.
00:45:15I hope that doesn't pose an issue.
00:45:16The Duke brought you.
00:45:20The Duke brought you.
00:45:21Well, the auction is beginning.
00:45:24Maddie, I hope you have a pleasant time watching, seeing as though you don't have enough to bid.
00:45:33Mrs. Sartin, I couldn't help but notice your beautiful bracelet.
00:45:38That wouldn't happen to be a custom Hedy Slimane, would it?
00:45:41Excellent eye, young man.
00:45:44Only Hedy only gifted that to one person.
00:45:48My mother, the Duchess.
00:45:50You wouldn't be wearing a knockoff now, would you, Mrs. Sartin?
00:45:54I, um, oh, I think they need me over there.
00:46:05You're so good at being evil.
00:46:07Only to anyone who messes with you.
00:46:10I'm gonna show you, you're worth it to me.
00:46:13Our first item is a beautiful Bismarck sapphire necklace valued at over $1 million.
00:46:20Can I get the bidding starting at $500,000?
00:46:24$500,000?
00:46:25Just for you, my love.
00:46:29$600,000?
00:46:30Put that down.
00:46:32Reese, what are you doing?
00:46:35Can I get $650,000?
00:46:38Stop.
00:46:40I promise you won't be able to win me back.
00:46:43Guys like him need to learn that gifts don't equal forgiveness.
00:46:47Can I get $700,000?
00:46:49Ethan, you do not have $700,000 freaking grand.
00:46:53Put that down.
00:46:54$1 million.
00:46:57Sold.
00:46:58There is no way.
00:47:10Maddie, do not take this motherfucker's gift, I swear to God.
00:47:26It looks wonderful, Maddie.
00:47:30I'm giving this back to you after the gala.
00:47:32You can't return a gift.
00:47:33It's already been registered in your name.
00:47:35With the government.
00:47:37What?
00:47:37It's a Bismarck money.
00:47:39It's practically a relic.
00:47:40That's it.
00:47:41The next item I'm buying outright.
00:47:43Screw the auction.
00:47:44Whatever it is, it's mine.
00:47:46And I'm paying double what he paid.
00:47:48Ethan, calm down.
00:47:50You are making a scene.
00:47:53You do not raise up my girl like that.
00:47:56Fuck the auction.
00:47:57The item is mine.
00:47:58Sir, but the next item is valued over $500,000.
00:48:02Sold!
00:48:18That's...
00:48:21That's the promise, right, I got you for our anniversary.
00:48:26What is my gift to you doing at an auction?
00:48:31I don't like flashy things.
00:48:33You took this asshole's gift.
00:48:35What's the difference?
00:48:36This one isn't a meaningless gesture like yours.
00:48:39What do you mean by that?
00:48:41Reese doesn't hide things from me.
00:48:44Hide things?
00:48:46Could Maddie know Vanessa and I are hooked up?
00:48:49Maddie, wait.
00:48:51Leave her.
00:48:52We have more important things to discuss.
00:49:01Attention!
00:49:02Before we proceed with the auction as planned, I'd like to make a special toast to our guest of honor.
00:49:09Mr. Archibald, thank you for your generous donation tonight to Lowell Academy and for offering my son Ethan a prestigious
00:49:18internship at your firm next year.
00:49:21No, Mom, you know this. I'm leaving next year.
00:49:24Honey, we will discuss this later.
00:49:25No!
00:49:26I'm going to college in London with my girlfriend Maddie.
00:49:38I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:49:39Maddie.
00:49:42Maddie's coming to London next year with him.
00:49:46Why hasn't you told me?
00:49:56Reese paid how much for this?
00:49:58Don't remind me.
00:50:01He's crazy.
00:50:02Crazy for you?
00:50:06Have you told him about your plans for next year?
00:50:12I was going to until Ethan imploded on me in front of his mom whom I was going to ask
00:50:21for the $10 million she owes me.
00:50:26You need to make sure that Ethan's mom is still holding up her end of the deal.
00:50:32You can handle Reese later.
00:50:36You're right. First thing tomorrow morning, Principal Sutton's office.
00:50:47I can't believe she gave away my gift.
00:50:50On the brighter side, maybe you can give it to a more worthy girl now.
00:50:57You're right. Maddie didn't want it because I was hiding something from her.
00:51:02I thought she found out about us hooking up, but now, come to think of it,
00:51:08my mom probably told her I wasn't coming with her to London, and that's why she was so distant.
00:51:16I'll tell Maddie that my mom was lying, then we can start over and I can give this back to
00:51:22her.
00:51:23Wait, wait. What? But...
00:51:26I'm going to win Maddie back.
00:51:28You're a good listener, Vanessa. Thanks.
00:51:31Wait, but the ring, it's mine!
00:51:37She still fucking wants her!
00:51:40She still is a stupid fucking bitch after everything that I've done for him!
00:51:54Hello?
00:51:55To what do I owe the pleasure, baby sis?
00:51:58Stupid fucking girlfriend won't go away!
00:52:00So you need my help with pest control?
00:52:03I'm on my way.
00:52:09Do you have an update for me?
00:52:13Here's one for ya.
00:52:15Your stupid little stunt last night almost ruined the reputation of this school and my entire family.
00:52:20I didn't mean for any of that to happen.
00:52:22I just want what I'm promised.
00:52:25I got Ethan's signature like you asked.
00:52:28The nurse!
00:52:31I'll have you your precious money.
00:52:33Don't forget.
00:52:35Until the end of the school year, you promised that Ethan wouldn't find out.
00:52:39Find out about what?
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:43I, um...
00:52:45Nothing. Nothing at all.
00:52:49Bullshit.
00:52:50What are you two up to?
00:52:54Oh, alright.
00:52:56You caught us.
00:52:59Maddie here.
00:53:01Came to ask my advice on, uh...
00:53:04How to ask you to prom.
00:53:06Maddie.
00:53:07That's all you were hiding?
00:53:11Uh...
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:13It was.
00:53:24I'm starting to find it sexy how you take the lead.
00:53:28You even came up with the idea to go to London.
00:53:30I didn't get it at first.
00:53:32I mean, who gives a shit about London?
00:53:36That's right.
00:53:37London was my dream.
00:53:38It was never yours.
00:53:40And I'm going to protect my dream.
00:53:42But now...
00:53:44I want to get away and just have you all to myself.
00:53:47Prom and graduation are less than two weeks away.
00:53:50All that matters is keeping Ethan from the truth just a little longer.
00:53:54That he's not following me to London.
00:54:00Speaking of the bullshit...
00:54:01Maddie.
00:54:02I have a, uh, very important question I want to ask you.
00:54:07Uh...
00:54:08Privately, if you're done ape-sitting, that is.
00:54:11Of course.
00:54:12Funny, Maddie just asked me a very important question just now, too.
00:54:17Ethan.
00:54:17What's he talking about?
00:54:19So shy, babe.
00:54:21Maddie just asked me to prom.
00:54:25Guess you lost, Simp.
00:54:28Right.
00:54:30Okay, I, uh...
00:54:32I wasn't expecting that from you.
00:54:38That skank is taking Ethan to prom?
00:54:43What do we do?
00:54:45Follow my lead, bitches.
00:54:49I guess that answers my other question, too.
00:54:51You really are going to London next year with this coming.
00:54:55How did you find out?
00:54:56That's right.
00:54:57Ding, ding, ding.
00:54:59Ten points to Harry Potter.
00:55:02I can explain.
00:55:03Save it, Maddie.
00:55:04I don't think I can handle any more surprises today.
00:55:08Oh, my God.
00:55:10You're the Duke's son.
00:55:11We're on the yearbook committee and we were wondering if you'd be in a photo shoot with us.
00:55:15Are you serious? F off.
00:55:16Actually, my evening just freed off.
00:55:21I'd love to help, ladies.
00:55:25He's the one I want to go to prom with.
00:55:28But my future is in jeopardy.
00:55:31Damn it, Maddie.
00:55:33What do I do?
00:55:35Do you ladies have what I asked for?
00:55:38Camera.
00:55:38Bong.
00:55:39Party supplies.
00:55:41Check, check, and check.
00:55:44And...
00:55:47Don't worry, little sis.
00:55:48You and Ethan are going to be the only happy couple left in town once I'm done.
00:55:57Oh.
00:55:59I, uh, didn't realize the shoot was in my room.
00:56:04Hey.
00:56:08You know, isn't this for the school year?
00:56:10But alcohol's a bit inappropriate.
00:56:12You know what?
00:56:13It's for the bloopers page.
00:56:14Give us a funny quote.
00:56:16Or...
00:56:16What's that weird flag?
00:56:17Is it Harry Potter?
00:56:22Oh, I'm a Ravenclaw too.
00:56:25It's, uh, it's Chelsea.
00:56:27It's a football club.
00:56:29Don't worry.
00:56:33I'm gonna need this.
00:56:34Say cheese.
00:56:36Or should I say goodnight?
00:56:41I'm sorry.
00:56:46I'm sorry.
00:56:48I, uh...
00:56:51I, uh, I feel a bit, uh, sleepy.
00:56:57Time for the Royal Air's real photo shoot.
00:57:01Props out and shirts off, ladies.
00:57:19Oh, Maddie, who do you think the Royal Air's gonna choose?
00:57:23His worldwide reputation?
00:57:25Or you?
00:57:27What's next?
00:57:27Oh, well we wait for Maddie to go to her perfect little prom night.
00:57:30But we make sure that her Prince Charming's not there to save her.
00:57:33Oh, my God.
00:57:41Vitals are literally in two weeks.
00:57:44Stop spamming Reese.
00:57:45He's probably avoiding you.
00:57:47Ugh, he hasn't been answering me all day.
00:57:50And I'm worried about that photo shoot.
00:57:53He's definitely making you jealous
00:57:55so you don't see how hurt he is about London.
00:57:58Ugh!
00:57:59I was going to tell him.
00:58:01Then I got forced into stupid prom.
00:58:05You know what?
00:58:05I'm not going.
00:58:07You have to go!
00:58:09Then I won't be going with the guy that I want.
00:58:11Your deal with Donna completes on prom night.
00:58:14No one in the class of 2026 can transfer after midnight.
00:58:17You show up with Ethan, but you can leave the three.
00:58:22And how would I accomplish that?
00:58:24He hasn't talked to me all day.
00:58:25We're going to find you the world's most sexiest outfit.
00:58:29One we can't ignore.
00:58:31Where?
00:58:36Already got the Sheen cart locked and loaded with your prom serve strategy.
00:58:42You just show up and let the dress do the seducing.
00:58:56No way!
00:59:00Oh my god!
00:59:02Open it!
00:59:04No way!
00:59:13Oh my god!
00:59:15Open it!
00:59:16It's really good.
00:59:37Yeah, this is the one.
00:59:39I spent hours scrolling on the top trend section in the Sheen app.
00:59:43You're welcome!
00:59:45My bestie is going to get all the attention tonight from one man in particular, hopefully.
00:59:53Voila!
00:59:54Take a look at my finest handiwork.
00:59:58Oh my god!
01:00:01You're an artist, Anne.
01:00:03I mean it!
01:00:04Now, go make sure my work isn't in vain.
01:00:08Go to prom and get the man you want.
01:00:16And my so-called boyfriend is late to pick me up on prom night.
01:00:20Of course.
01:00:23He might be.
01:00:25But I'm not.
01:00:27Marie?
01:00:28What are you-
01:00:29Came to clear the air, Maddie.
01:00:31Look, I get it. You're with Ethan.
01:00:33You're rooming with him next year.
01:00:35But...
01:00:36I'm not so stupid that I'd let my feelings about that stop us from being friends.
01:00:42Friends?
01:00:44It's disappointing.
01:00:45Wait, what do you mean?
01:00:48Matt!
01:00:49Huh?
01:00:50Hey!
01:00:52Rick!
01:00:53Rick, Rick!
01:00:54What about, bitch?
01:00:56Maddie!
01:00:58Looks like Maddie's not going to ride in a limo tonight.
01:01:02Are all American girls this fucking psychotic?
01:01:05You sure you want to go after Maddie?
01:01:08Zoe, why don't you show him the photos we got for the yearbook?
01:01:12How much do you think the British paparazzi is going to pay for the Duke to be partying with strippers?
01:01:20You faked those photos. Why? To hurt Maddie?
01:01:23You can't save her, Duke Reef.
01:01:26Not without setting your reputation back home on fire.
01:01:30How would your mommy and daddy feel seeing their heir with three hookers, a bong, and a bottle of Jack?
01:01:38I came to America because I was kicked out of the UK, darling. You can't blackmail me. You're four months
01:01:44too late.
01:01:45What?
01:01:45Now, I've never been caught with hookers, but if it meant rescuing Maddie, I'd let you witches film me committing
01:01:52murder.
01:01:53Jake!
01:01:57Follow that transit van. Go faster. They've got my girl.
01:02:02What do we do now?
01:02:11Where's Maddie?
01:02:13She just left with Reef. It looks like she stood you up. You know, she really doesn't care about you,
01:02:17Ethan.
01:02:18Wow. What a scape.
01:02:20You know, but I would still love to go with you.
01:02:23Duh. Vanessa, you are the one with a heart of gold. I should have known this all along.
01:02:43Don't hold me up, sweetheart.
01:02:45Let go of me!
01:02:46Danny, it's up to you!
01:02:47Where are you taking me?
01:02:49Something where they came to you to scream.
01:02:51We heard you have a little virginity problem.
01:02:55Your problem is perfect for that.
01:02:58Help! Please, someone help!
01:03:00That's very good.
01:03:03Get the fuck out!
01:03:12Get the fuck on the ground! Get on the ground!
01:03:13Please, please, please, please, please!
01:03:14Get down!
01:03:16Don't shoot, man.
01:03:34I thought they were going to...
01:03:36Never.
01:03:37Not with me around.
01:03:38Maddie, why would they do this to you?
01:03:40That's fucking insane.
01:03:41You have to be, like Ethan.
01:03:43Don't you?
01:03:45I mean, you propose to him, which is the American custom, and you're wearing a stunning dress.
01:03:51Isn't this all for Ethan's attention?
01:03:56I did this for you, Reece.
01:03:59To win you back.
01:04:00Win me back?
01:04:02Maddie, you're the one who asked Ethan to prom, and rooming with him next year.
01:04:08I can explain, and I will.
01:04:09At prom night, when we're exposing those bitches to the senior year class.
01:04:13But, for now...
01:04:22Okay, there's no one to make jealous here.
01:04:26I like you.
01:04:27Simple.
01:04:28And I'd like to take you to prom.
01:04:30Always have.
01:04:32Okay, so...
01:04:33How are we going to expose Vanessa, then?
01:04:49I thought you said Maddie and Reece were coming together. Where is she?
01:04:53Look, Maddie is gone.
01:04:55Don't worry about her.
01:05:03Hurry up, and make sure to nominate Ethan as my king.
01:05:22I thought she ditched Ethan.
01:05:24So she has two guys, and brings both of them to prom?
01:05:28It's so trashy.
01:05:30Maddie's weird for that.
01:05:31At least I don't have to worry about Maddie snitching on us anymore.
01:05:35Look at her.
01:05:35No one is going to trust a two-faced line slut.
01:05:39Hurry up.
01:05:39Put the ballot in.
01:05:40Make sure I am prom queen with Ethan.
01:05:43Hey, baby sis.
01:05:44I told you this would be your senior year.
01:05:48Ms. Sinclair, do not tell me you are here to cause the scene.
01:05:52Security?
01:05:54Wait.
01:05:54No, I'm done with your excuses, your explanations.
01:05:58I don't want to hear anything from you.
01:06:01I know your scheming weighs all too well.
01:06:04Security?
01:06:05Wait.
01:06:07Principal Sutton, you're making a mistake.
01:06:10And why should I believe your word?
01:06:13My word as a high school student might not mean much.
01:06:15But you have my word as a royal.
01:06:17And I swear on king and country, Madeline is innocent.
01:06:21Vanessa is the one that you should be arresting.
01:06:23And we can prove it.
01:06:30Fine.
01:06:34What do you need?
01:06:38Follow me.
01:06:44Ethan, is that you?
01:06:47What could drag your sorry ass here?
01:06:50You just can't seem to take a fucking hint, Maddie.
01:06:53Vanessa, I don't want any trouble.
01:06:56What are you doing looking for Ethan?
01:06:58He's going to be my prom king.
01:07:00That can't happen with you hanging around and begging for his attention.
01:07:03Didn't we get rid of you?
01:07:05Or did the kidnappers find you too repulsive even want to fuck you?
01:07:08Just like Ethan.
01:07:15Those kidnappers could have hurt me.
01:07:17Clearly, they didn't.
01:07:18So I have to finish the job.
01:07:21Girls?
01:07:25You shouldn't have fucked with Vanessa.
01:07:28Vanessa, stop.
01:07:30This is crazy even for you.
01:07:31I poured acid on you.
01:07:32I hired a kidnapper.
01:07:34And you think I won't fuck up your face?
01:07:37Is your little prince still going to want you after this?
01:07:39Doubt it.
01:07:42Breathe now!
01:07:46Surprise!
01:07:51Get your hands off, my lady.
01:07:55Thanks for all the help, Principal Sutton.
01:07:57No!
01:07:58This can't be happening!
01:08:00Security?!
01:08:01Ethan, listen to me.
01:08:02You have to believe me.
01:08:03She just framed me.
01:08:05She's jealous of us.
01:08:06There's no us.
01:08:08You're psycho.
01:08:09You've been torturing my girlfriend behind my back.
01:08:11We're done.
01:08:12Mom?
01:08:13Get them out of here already.
01:08:14Over there.
01:08:15All four of them.
01:08:16I'm not even a student here.
01:08:17You can't expel me or whatever.
01:08:20Oh, honey.
01:08:20You wish I was stopping at expulsion.
01:08:23You're all adults.
01:08:24I'll be pressing charges.
01:08:26The police are on their way as we speak.
01:08:29I was going to be your prom queen.
01:08:30Please!
01:08:43Knowing Vanessa, she probably rigged the ballots.
01:08:47But there's no one I'd rather be king with.
01:08:52No!
01:08:57Oh, that is so sweet.
01:09:00Maddie, you've been put through hell.
01:09:02I see that now.
01:09:04Vanessa's not going to bother anyone anymore.
01:09:07Can we just start over?
01:09:17I'm not interested.
01:09:21What?
01:09:22What are you talking about?
01:09:23I just apologized to you.
01:09:26In front of everyone.
01:09:27Do you know how humiliating that is?
01:09:30You don't know what humiliation is, Ethan.
01:09:33It's when you spend years waiting to give your boyfriend your first time.
01:09:36And then he spends the date with some girl he doesn't even care about.
01:09:40You know about that?
01:09:43Whatever Vanessa told you, she's lying.
01:09:46I was there, Ethan.
01:09:48I saw you cheat on me.
01:09:49I know about all the times you stood me up, you ditched me just to go be with her.
01:09:54Now you're just causing a scene.
01:09:56Do you want to talk somewhere privately?
01:09:57We have our move to London in three months.
01:09:59Right, about that.
01:10:01I wasn't going to do this here, but...
01:10:03You're not coming with me to London.
01:10:05You're not coming at all.
01:10:06In fact, you signed over your transfer.
01:10:09Out of London.
01:10:10To Duke.
01:10:15No, I'm coming with you to London.
01:10:17That this...
01:10:17This is fake.
01:10:18This means nothing.
01:10:19That's not the original document.
01:10:22Who hasn't?
01:10:23Now you stop playing games.
01:10:24Back off.
01:10:27Alright.
01:10:29Oh, you put her up to this asshole.
01:10:31So you could have her all to yourself in your shitty little country.
01:10:34It was my idea.
01:10:38Mom?
01:10:40Why would you do that?
01:10:41Let you run off to another country?
01:10:44Following a girlfriend, you're too stupid to keep.
01:10:47You're brash.
01:10:48You're selfish.
01:10:49And quite frankly, you're stupid.
01:10:51Much better if you stay here with me so I can keep an eye on you.
01:10:54Mom, shut up.
01:10:56You do not tell your mother to shut up in public.
01:11:01Now let's go.
01:11:02Madeline, you'll be receiving what you're owed.
01:11:06And I, um...
01:11:09Apologize...
01:11:10For my son's behavior.
01:11:17So, that is gonna be one hell of a letter of recommendation she's writing for you.
01:11:22I'm sorry I kept this from you.
01:11:25Donna swore me to secrecy.
01:11:27You don't have to explain anything, Maddie.
01:11:29I'm not mad.
01:11:30Really?
01:11:31Because I feel like Vanessa right now.
01:11:35That you are not.
01:11:36And besides, I'm a member of the royal family.
01:11:39This is just another Tuesday for me.
01:11:41And actually, I'm having a lot of fun.
01:11:43I kinda don't want the evening to end here.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:12:01There's a private place backstage.
01:12:06Are you sure?
01:12:08I am.
01:12:09I truly, truly am.
01:12:15What are you thinking?
01:12:17Huh?
01:12:17Sit here and you wait while I go get the car.
01:12:20Oh!
01:12:21And your father's jet just landed.
01:12:24He'll have a lot to say to you.
01:12:35Is that...
01:12:37Maddie?
01:12:38She can't be that mad.
01:12:39I can win her back.
01:12:45I can help.
01:12:59Larry!
01:13:01Fuck!
01:13:03Did you hear something?
01:13:06What if someone's watching?
01:13:07What if someone's watching?
01:13:07No...
01:13:08Well, I don't...
01:13:09I don't care.
01:13:11I don't care either.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Hey!
01:13:16No!
01:13:17No!
01:13:17Go!
01:13:18No!
01:13:20No!
01:13:21No!
01:13:25No!
01:13:27No!
01:13:27No!
01:13:34No!
01:13:55All right, well, that is the last of them.
01:13:59Can you believe Anne packed all this for me?
01:14:01I mean, I guess I'm not allowed to move to London without a total wardrobe revamp from Sheen's Top 20.
01:14:06No wonder I'm not allowed to buy you any clothes.
01:14:08Looks like Anne's got you covered.
01:14:12Should we go to the caf?
01:14:14No.
01:14:24Wow, they really don't stop.
01:14:26Do you want to know what really drives them wild?
01:14:30No, Louise, don't.
01:14:31No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:40You're such an ass.
01:14:42My mom's going to text me the minute she sees that on a magazine.
01:14:45Come on, I better get my kisses in before I go back.
01:14:47Right, Los Angeles.
01:14:50Promise me you'll visit.
01:14:52You know I will.
01:14:58I don't know, not to paraphrase me.
01:15:09Yeah, I will go back.
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