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Head Witch in Charge Episode
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00:00:01Music
00:00:23Jesus!
00:00:24Mom!
00:00:25Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:27Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:32Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48You should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah.
00:00:55And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:09The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:43You understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:49I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:51Remember.
00:01:58Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:01This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights.
00:02:09Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:12I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:27That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:32Right?
00:02:34Right.
00:02:35It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said it would be, old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet.
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:33off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good.
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:21I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:24It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The Wand of Light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:52Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't you love?
00:04:58I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn.
00:05:10He's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:23Big D.ミal
00:05:25Committee. Okay,
00:05:39Swenson. Don't
00:05:41fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svensson
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:05Don't gaslight me, Svensson
00:06:07I know exactly who you are
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:32Thank you
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all
00:06:43You can always fold, you know
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:50Not a chance
00:06:52I'm here to win
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:06:58Oh
00:06:59I am very focused
00:07:04Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips
00:07:10I call
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this
00:07:14But don't worry
00:07:16I'll let you go another round
00:07:18Once I beat you
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that
00:07:47Since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:50Eric, everyone can see
00:07:53Do you want me to stop?
00:08:10Let him watch
00:08:12Give him a shout
00:08:24Wait, please don't stop
00:08:27Use your words
00:08:29Tell me what you want
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me
00:08:33Please
00:08:34That's a good girl
00:08:41Eric
00:08:45Wait
00:08:46Wait
00:08:46Wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No
00:08:54That was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:06Beginner Lux
00:09:08Let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:10No can do
00:09:12I have a date with a
00:09:14Very pretty lady
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:24Eric
00:09:25Phillips
00:09:27It is Vegas
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know
00:09:43It wasn't very nice of you
00:09:45To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:49It's very distracting
00:09:53Well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:55To send me that little vision during our game
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:05Eric, there are people
00:10:11And if you're quiet
00:10:13They won't see you
00:10:17I should stop
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:20You knew you were right before
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:28But I am
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:32For once in my life
00:10:34I
00:10:35I just want to forget about everything
00:10:38Just live in the moment
00:10:40And I think you
00:10:43Can help me do that
00:10:51Remove the camouflage
00:10:53I want you to see you
00:10:55The real you
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am
00:11:00I already know who you are
00:11:02The real you
00:11:05Wants to let go
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:13He really wants me
00:11:16The real me
00:11:17Fuck
00:11:19You are gorgeous
00:11:23I want you, Eric
00:11:26I need you
00:11:31Spread your legs for me
00:11:36Keep your eyes open
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:42All over my fingers
00:11:48Keep your eyes open
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:11:57They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:00Keep your eyes open
00:12:01Or I'll stop
00:12:06That's a good girl
00:12:08Look down at my head
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:16They can't
00:12:17Just relax
00:12:20I can't, Eric
00:12:22It's okay
00:12:24Don't think
00:12:26Just fail
00:12:27Tell me how you feel
00:12:29So good
00:12:31But I need more, Eric
00:12:37You feel so good
00:12:39I can't wait
00:12:40I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:44So I'm going to make you come
00:12:45I'll get you there
00:12:48I'm going to go down
00:12:50I want you to scream my name
00:12:52When you come
00:12:53Five
00:12:55Four
00:12:57Three
00:12:59Two
00:13:02Four
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:26In front of other people
00:13:28I think this is your floor
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:37At eight o'clock
00:13:40If you decide that you want one
00:13:42See you there
00:13:53How does he know what floor I was on
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:03And the things that she's done
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister
00:14:12The boring one, if you will
00:14:15And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:16Follow the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:20I don't believe you
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator
00:14:24Oh, come on
00:14:27Come on
00:14:28It's Vegas
00:14:29Let me be your bad influence
00:14:31Just for tonight
00:14:35So
00:14:36Any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games
00:15:07Just fuck me already
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:11Consider me wooed
00:15:12Then we could take it slow
00:15:13All your lips say one thing
00:15:16But your body says something else
00:15:29Wait
00:15:31Shit
00:15:33I almost lost my cool
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan
00:15:38Oh my god
00:15:40I can't believe I just did that
00:15:41That was so embarrassing
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:44That was way too much
00:15:45Hey
00:15:46You're never too much
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric
00:15:49Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:52They would freak out
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family
00:15:55Tonight's about you
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:15:59Do something that you want to do
00:16:02Something no one would expect
00:16:04Maybe he's right
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:12For once in my life
00:16:14I'm doing something for myself
00:16:16She spotted the chapel
00:16:19Just like I planned
00:16:23So are you, uh
00:16:24You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary
00:16:27Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:33So
00:16:34Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:39Come on
00:16:43Let's go
00:16:49You're nervous?
00:16:51Just
00:16:52Never been married before
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister
00:17:02I need to take this
00:17:03Oh, yeah
00:17:03Take your time
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:07Hey mama
00:17:08Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:08Come on
00:17:09Let's do it
00:17:11You need to come home
00:17:12Now
00:17:13I can't
00:17:14Secret
00:17:14Eric, dad's up to something
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:18And made me dress up
00:17:19He looks at me weird
00:17:21It really freaked me out
00:17:22You were my big brother, E
00:17:24I need you
00:17:24Here
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now
00:17:27But I promise
00:17:28When I come home
00:17:29I'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah
00:17:41Yeah, it's fine
00:17:44You, uh
00:17:45You sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary
00:17:50Come on
00:17:50We'll be laughing about this for years
00:17:56Let's go
00:18:11Right
00:18:12Only temporary
00:18:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:16Then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:19But she doesn't know that
00:18:21And once she does
00:18:23She'll hate me
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:30Nothing's wrong
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:37Alright, you ready to rock and roll
00:18:38You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started
00:19:10This is it
00:19:11I have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world if I leave now
00:19:18I could use it to take control away from my father set secret and I free
00:19:29But I already betrayed her once
00:19:48oh
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries. Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary. Okay, and old magic is weak. The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:32Hmm, that's weird. The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:50No, it's... complicated.
00:20:53Complicated? Or distracted? You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family. Not
00:21:02to play house. You're a Svensson. Act like one.
00:21:05Eric is a Svensson? I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am. Then stop hesitating.
00:21:15If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:26Idiot!
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:49You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:54I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you!
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric!
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start!
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:04You lied before, before you decided to mess with me!
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever!
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:12I know all about you, Svensons!
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time!
00:22:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade!
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick! Not that part! Not with you!
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric!
00:22:38You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by...
00:23:12Then...
00:23:13Well...
00:23:17See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:30Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:14No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:17I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you? What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:57Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:24Urine over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:26:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:15Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:31What are you doing here?
00:26:33You know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you were
00:26:37more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:40Shut up!
00:26:44Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:26:47Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone! How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:55You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:01God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spence and schemes?
00:27:20I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:27Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:33hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:39No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:02the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:30the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:37the entire world?
00:28:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you. I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Venson.
00:29:43We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:04You magicked a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:30:29I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:35Hmm.
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:44Wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson.
00:31:21You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:28That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:32We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:40What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:46My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally.
00:31:58Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:06divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:24If you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do
00:32:29not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:37I promise, no funny business.
00:32:41Peak your promise.
00:33:01Good night to you two.
00:33:03What?
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Seagrid?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:25Seagrid.
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:32Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:39But you already know that.
00:33:54What is your favorite character?
00:33:54No.
00:34:03Not like you.
00:34:14And you have to leave it alone.
00:34:14I was afraid.
00:34:14Not like you.
00:34:15I was afraid I was afraid or not.
00:34:17I don't mind.
00:34:17I'm afraid I didn't want to be afraid.
00:34:20I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I didn't like you.
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to come.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember.
00:35:52He touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:13That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Be a good girl.
00:36:16And go for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:30Eric!
00:36:45You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:49I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:36:52Well, I'll think about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10And you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife, after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:43Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I want to get some coffee.
00:39:07It's being dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine.
00:39:17Just don't take too long.
00:39:22You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:49I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom.
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:07This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:35Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that...
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop.
00:41:11Stop.
00:41:14Hold still.
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:58She can't have gone far.
00:41:59We'll find her.
00:42:00Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car.
00:42:02I can't breathe.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me.
00:42:16Look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:43:51I'm fine.
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:33It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:36That smell.
00:44:38The Nomenin Habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Here I don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:24Here I don't.
00:45:26I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52And go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic?
00:46:11No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:17No.
00:46:18Even in here the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37To be able to share it with.
00:46:39To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mind.
00:46:49You'd owe it the air.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:56I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:02Tell me who you are.
00:47:06Lili.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:47:56witch.
00:47:58Excuse me.
00:47:58Don't deny Lili's shirt with Swinson.
00:48:02I know a kind of dork naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:07I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:11You don't have to pretend.
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:28You know whatever you are.
00:48:36Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:48:47And I'm gonna do whatever I want to you.
00:49:00I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:12I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:19See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you I could stay here forever.
00:49:23Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:29We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:31Hmm.
00:49:32All you have to do
00:49:35is admit that I win.
00:49:37I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even
00:49:41let you come wherever you want.
00:49:46You can come here.
00:49:49Or here.
00:49:53Or here.
00:49:53I'll even
00:49:55let you come in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna.
00:50:03Just admit
00:50:05I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:09You win.
00:50:10What was that?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:32But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:35I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me to bed, husband.
00:50:43Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:50:59Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:06I've got a story about
00:51:08my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:10And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:13Or the story about
00:51:15how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:18using only red emits.
00:51:20No.
00:51:22I already know about your family.
00:51:26I wanna know about you.
00:51:29What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:31You want the insider info.
00:51:34Mm.
00:51:35You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:51:40growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:51:46Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:52All fun and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:51:56That's not true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so many people who would love it
00:52:00if we just disappeared.
00:52:01My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:07And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:10Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:12Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:20Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:24because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:29I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:31I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:35I couldn't be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't be scared.
00:52:37I couldn't be angry.
00:52:39One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:52:43If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:52:47It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:52:52I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:52:55I'm glad you did.
00:52:58Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:05The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:09I guess it's good.
00:53:11At least I was first in something.
00:53:14I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:17I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:20I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:23I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:27My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:31My dad used to tear against me.
00:53:34Every day since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have asked.
00:53:47It's...
00:53:48It's okay.
00:53:49The Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:53:53We are the shadows.
00:53:57All you do is shine.
00:54:08You always ask me what I want.
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:19I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:24I don't hate you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll.
00:55:13It's like freaking me out.
00:55:19Eric.
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric.
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28For now, all those weird old men lived last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:39I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:47What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:55:53Look.
00:55:54I'm close to getting the wand of light.
00:55:56The wand of light?
00:55:59Like...
00:55:59The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:04When I get the wand...
00:56:06You ready for my call?
00:56:07I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know if...
00:56:13You can.
00:56:15I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:25wohl handed.
00:56:45Filling up Bessie.
00:56:46Meet me down stairs when you're ready.
00:56:57oh my god why do you and mom always do that a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:04i was just in the middle of thinking yeah and going by your aura i can guess about who
00:57:10very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow oh yeah well you and your little aura reading
00:57:16can go jump in a lake oh aren't we feisty this morning your super hot hubby isn't around
00:57:22i'm guessing or have you already murdered him after catching his dick i know all the best
00:57:26places tied a body by the way i'm fine effie i know all about eric spenson i'm not stupid
00:57:35and when we get the wand back you mean if you get the wand back we will and when we
00:57:41do
00:57:42we'll do the divorce spell this mark will be gone i'll go home and marry the best person
00:57:49who serves our family alliance
00:57:53it's not fair you know i know i'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not like
00:57:58i could change it but it's not it's just the way it goes right there has to be a way
00:58:06for
00:58:06you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir effie what i want has nothing to
00:58:13do with
00:58:14anything in my life that's fine it's what it means to be a sherwood just remember repeating it doesn't
00:58:22make it true all right whatever you say sis you know best i know give everyone a hug from me
00:58:34tell them i'll be back home soon
00:58:45last night was the last time after today we're done if i say that enough times maybe i'll finally
00:58:53believe it
00:59:02i'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:06my family's magic is dying my father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
00:59:11but he holds most of the power and me and see we just get the scraps that's how he controls
00:59:16us
00:59:18if i could use the wand just once i could take his power away from the break
00:59:24i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine it's the only way that we can be
00:59:28free
00:59:30that's what you meant by trying to save your family
00:59:34i was going to tell you the night before i was going to tell you the truth
00:59:38and then i was just going to ask if i could use the wand
00:59:40just once and then i would do whatever you want get a divorce leave you alone forever
00:59:48why didn't you tell me
00:59:52why didn't you tell me that morning maybe things could have been different
00:59:57i would have asked you to stay
00:59:59it's a nice idea but our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:06maybe if we were different people we have different lives this would have worked
01:00:13maybe we can
01:00:16maybe the wand has a spell for that eric
01:00:18i wish can hope
01:00:27what
01:00:29do i have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head
01:00:31why are you looking at me like that
01:00:44wait i'm driving
01:00:46hold over
01:00:59oh damn damn
01:01:06you have got to be kidding me
01:01:09you have got to be kidding me
01:01:10you have got to be kidding me
01:01:14end of the line witches
01:01:26no
01:01:44all right
01:01:45no
01:01:45no
01:01:46no
01:01:46no
01:01:46no
01:01:46no
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You...
01:02:11You set the shadow with me?
01:02:12Of course I set her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:53You said you needed her alive.
01:02:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:08And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:14I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell, old man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40No!
01:03:42This soul will be delicious!
01:03:50I can take dad's magic.
01:03:53End him, finally be free.
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding? I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:04:46Eric! Oh my God!
01:04:48Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:04:50Oh my God!
01:04:53I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could've saved yourself!
01:05:02I've been saving myself.
01:05:04My whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You're an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:15But I'm your idiot.
01:05:24You took a divorce spell.
01:05:25I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't wanna be free.
01:05:35I don't wanna be free.
01:05:38I wanna be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:02I love you too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:08I love you.
01:06:11No!
01:06:14I love you.
01:06:16I love you too.
01:06:22I love you too.
01:06:24I love you too.
01:06:32I love you too.
01:06:33The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:42Please, please, please.
01:06:52Eric, please.
01:06:57Lily.
01:07:05Lily.
01:07:07Lily.
01:07:08Eric.
01:07:09You absolute moron.
01:07:13You absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool. The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wand's user grants it its deepest desire. I guess it knew what I
01:07:40really wanted.
01:07:42What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:51You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:00Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:15That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:35You ready for one last stop?
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:57Ah.
01:08:59There you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:06Now, where is my wand?
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:10You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:13You weren't kidding.
01:09:14He really is evil.
01:09:16I put a barrier around this whole house. It's impossible.
01:09:19There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:26Secret.
01:09:27You ungrateful brat.
01:09:29How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad?
01:09:32Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests.
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:47Your magic's gone.
01:09:48Forever.
01:10:02Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:06That is an order.
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12His powers are gone.
01:10:13It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:18Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:20You will both pay for this.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:26Talk soon, pups.
01:10:28We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here.
01:10:31I said get back here.
01:10:32Get back here.
01:10:33Please don't do this, you little...
01:10:36clumsy move.
01:10:37Oh man!
01:10:38No.
01:10:51So, what are you now?
01:10:54Should we go and drop off the wand of light?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:59But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:04Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:20Well, we better hurry.
01:11:21We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:25-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:28I sure hope so.
01:11:30But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:36So is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:11:39Soon to be again husband?
01:11:42There is one thing.
01:11:45You might want to buckle up.
01:11:48We're about to go super speed.
01:11:50Belsie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:11:56You know me so well.
01:11:59Soon to be again wife.
01:12:02Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:11But because you want to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:26Ready?
01:12:28Hell yeah.
01:12:58I know.
01:12:58I know.
01:13:00You
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