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Nice to Marry You Fake Marriage Turns Into Real Love Romance Drama
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00:00You know, I think it's all about saving Mother Earth, man.
00:03You know, I restrict my showers to once a month.
00:09Deodorant is the soil.
00:10Coconut oil, all-natural Mother Earth products, you know.
00:15My mom picked it out just for you.
00:17That was so thoughtful of her.
00:20She would actually love to join us on our next date.
00:24We're going to make this coin disappear.
00:30Oh, God.
00:30What?
00:31What do you mean you sold?
00:33What?
00:33If it's green, you sell it.
00:35If it's red, you buy it.
00:37Do you not know what arrows mean?
00:38I swear to you, you are so stupid.
01:00This would be the one I'd ride.
01:04Noelle?
01:07Find the perfect harmony.
01:10I'm Sebastian.
01:11And bring it all.
01:13I thought we were cute, though.
01:16So, tell me.
01:17Yeah.
01:17Where were we?
01:18Favorite movie.
01:19Oh, right.
01:20Lawrence of Arabia.
01:22All 222 minutes.
01:24How about you?
01:24I'm a huge Tim Burton fan, so I'd probably have to choose Big Fish.
01:28Nice.
01:29Mine's Batman.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Cliché?
01:32The brooding vigilante.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Maybe we have something in common.
01:38What's that?
01:40What's your favorite midnight snack?
01:42Pizza.
01:43Pineapples on pizza?
01:44An abomination.
01:45Perfect.
01:47Oh, that's out of the way.
01:48Okay, embarrassing childhood story.
01:50Yeah.
01:51What?
01:51Yeah, it's very sweet.
01:52I don't know what it is, it is like something out of a movie.
01:57This is the most bulb I've ever drank in.
02:00Really?
02:18You want to get married?
02:25You want to get married?
02:33Thank God.
02:38Mr. President, the chairman of the board would like to open meetings next week.
02:43Now, can you reiterate?
02:45Hey, baby bro.
02:46New news.
02:48The Greystone is off limits.
02:49Indefinitely.
02:50Indefinitely.
02:51What do you mean, definitely?
02:53My wife's moving in this weekend.
02:58Wife?
03:00I mean, congrats, but I just didn't think you were actually going to go through with it.
03:06What choice did I have?
03:08I'd lose everything.
03:10I never understood why your inheritance was so contingent on this archaic-ass clause anyway.
03:16Make it make sense.
03:18I'm excited for you to meet her.
03:21She's a real sweetheart.
03:23Does Rosalyn know?
03:35Hey, boy genius.
03:36Don't you have anywhere else to be?
03:38Don't you have your own office?
03:39See you, baby bro.
03:41Hi.
03:48Hi.
03:56Ros.
03:57Roz.
03:59It's me.
04:15Roz.
04:16Let's go.
04:18T-shirt.
04:20Not the other way along.
04:22Hey.
04:24We need to talk.
04:27God kill.
04:33You know how I said I wanted to get married?
04:36Not this again, dude.
04:37I already told you I'm not trying to get married.
04:38Well, I got married.
04:44Is this a prank?
04:46Did Aaron put you up for this? That's funny.
04:49Ah, that's funny.
04:50Her name's Noelle.
04:54What?
04:56It was time, Roz.
05:07I had no choice.
05:09What the fuck, Basti?
05:10Can you forgive me?
05:20Oh, okay. He's cute.
05:23Does he have a job?
05:25Uh, he's a programmer at Donoir.
05:27Donoir?
05:28Yeah.
05:30What's really online?
05:31Impossible. Everyone is online.
05:34Okay.
05:36Um...
05:38Other than his lame-ass LinkedIn page, nothing.
05:42It's not too late to back out, you know.
05:58Noelle.
05:59Your mom will understand.
06:01We have a connection.
06:03I haven't felt this way since...
06:05Charles.
06:06I just want to start over.
06:08Start fresh.
06:12I know it's...
06:13hard to talk about.
06:14All I get are...
06:19I...
06:21want to remember.
06:23I just...
06:24I can't tell what's a dream and what's reality.
06:28Okay.
06:29Okay.
06:30It's okay.
06:30Sorry.
06:38Oh my god.
06:40Oh my god.
06:44Um...
06:44Oh...
06:45Oh la la.
06:46Mm-hmm.
06:50What are you...
06:50Welcome home.
06:54This is the Greystone.
06:58Oh.
06:59Good to know you should go.
07:00I'll leave you two newlyweds in peace
07:02Enjoy your weekend
07:04Enjoy your honeymoon
07:05Bye
07:06Can I show you around?
07:09Yeah
07:10Let me just leave it
07:12Okay
07:13Come on
07:16Wrap it up in a box
07:19Ooh
07:20You see that?
07:38I'm in love with you
07:42And this
07:44Is our bedroom
07:58Come on
08:01What do you think?
08:03It's so big for an arena
08:04Because I sleep like this
08:06No it's not, you do not
08:07Starfish
08:08No
08:10Are you ticklish?
08:11No
08:11Yes you are
08:12Yes you are
08:13Yes you are
08:14You're such a liar
08:15Because you are
08:44You're probably tired huh?
08:46you want to unpack yeah oh you hungry mm-hmm oh let's go I'll uh I'll whip
08:54you something up in the kitchen what do you think a pizza yeah okay coming
08:58right up
09:06Noelle I know you're in there Noelle please please let me in what do you want
09:15hey hey I'm so sorry hey she's not here I'm sorry Noelle she's not here then I'll wait
09:24for her to get back Noelle doesn't live here anymore bullshit you need to stop
09:31doing this to Noelle and to yourself
09:50it's time you both move on I just need to talk to her it's too late it's never too late
10:08smells really good I can't believe you make your own pizza I do only the best for my wife
10:15better than Giamatti's yes it is better someone's cocky well it's my great-grandmother's recipe can't
10:28really lose mm-hmm give her a try mm-hmm oh got a little it's good
11:01these are beautiful do you make them yourself yeah yeah I sell them online on bitsy nice you know
11:11there's a opening in the design department at Don War you should apply I don't really qualify
11:16well of course you qualify I'll put in a good word for you no I'm Sebastian you don't understand I
11:21never finished college I got really depressed my senior year and I dropped out I don't really want
11:28to talk about it oh I'm sorry to hear that um but anyway just go okay yeah one second hold
11:45that thought
11:51Ross it's about damn time you open the fucking door Ross what the fuck I'm here to meet your wife
12:01I'm here to meet your wife what no fuck you Basti I'm here to meet your wife okay you can't
12:07just
12:07show up unannounced like this I'm married that's it for us it's taking so long
12:43what are you doing what are you doing so that's it
13:04Ross you're a fucking coward no you're a fucking coward no well it's not what it looks like no
13:10well no oh my god of course you have someone this was just I don't even know you how could
13:15I be so
13:15stupid can I please explain please
13:24Rosalyn and I used to be together do you still have feelings for her
13:36do you still have feelings for her
13:42I guess that's a yes I didn't say that
13:45why would you be with me we're together together it's complicated we've had this on
13:52and off relationship our whole lives like our families know each other
13:58so it's an ongoing thing no no that's not what I mean
14:04do you still want to be with her no
14:13I want to be with you
14:17I'm sorry
14:25I want to be with you
14:40phone call from baby show
14:43donna cancel call
14:48donna cancel call
14:51oh no
14:53no I'm sorry
14:57just dance with me
15:01yeah
15:01yeah
15:02donna activate mood lighting
15:09nice
15:10did you like that
15:11yeah
15:12always want to be by your side
15:18never believed this part of mine
15:24I always want to be this girl
15:34what's going on
15:45what happened
15:48hey
15:50hey
15:50hey
15:51we should get you checked out
15:52no it's okay
15:54I insist
15:56this is just something that happens
16:00what does that mean
16:02I've disassociated to amnesia
16:04something happened to me five years ago
16:06I don't really remember what happened
16:12but sometimes snippets come back
16:18I'm here for you
16:23just let me know how I can help
16:29how about that pizza
16:32I'm starving
16:34one pizza coming right up
16:36you sure you're okay
16:38yeah
16:42all right
16:49is this your mom
16:51yeah
16:53when will I get to meet her
16:56you won't
17:04you won't
17:08I'm sorry
17:08um
17:10we never really talked about meeting family
17:12I passed away
17:13when I was six
17:15I'm sorry
17:17it's okay
17:19you know this is actually
17:20this is actually the last picture we have together
17:24you must really miss her
17:28yeah I do
17:31you know you kind of remind me of her
17:35and your dad
17:37oh
17:38no he's very much alive
17:41it's kind of the
17:42definition of a quintessential prick
17:45wasn't really around much when I was growing up
17:49I guess I blame him
17:50for
17:51some of the things
17:54yeah
17:54my dad wasn't really around when I was
17:57growing up either
17:58my mom raised me on her own
18:02she is cancer
18:05stage four
18:07I'm sorry
18:08she's a fighter
18:09I'm actually visiting her tomorrow
18:14do you want to come?
18:25do you want to come?
18:29you
18:29you don't have to
18:30I know
18:31like
18:33I guess it's
18:34meet the parents
18:35I
18:36I want to
18:37meet your mom
18:39and if she's anything like you
18:43I'm sure I'll love her
19:00we can visit my mom after breakfast
19:04cool
19:19hey Noel
19:23who's Charles?
19:34Sebastian
19:36why are you looking through my phone?
19:39I'm not
19:40calls from this guy Charles
19:41who is it?
19:43it's none of your business
19:44of course it is
19:45I'm your husband
19:46I need to know these things
19:47yeah because you tell your wife everything
19:54that's fair
20:00Charles and I haven't dated in five years
20:03then why is he greeting you happy anniversary?
20:06it's just something he does every year
20:08you don't have to worry about him
20:10really?
20:14I'm with you
20:15I'm with you
20:17I'm with you
20:43I'm with you
21:13I just don't know what I did wrong.
21:14Maybe his problem's done there.
21:16No, I don't think so. He was definitely hard.
21:21Maybe he came too soon?
21:24He's here. I gotta go. I'll call you back.
22:12I'll call you back.
22:13I'll call you back.
22:27Hey, you're up.
22:29Guess what? I got you an interview at Don War tomorrow. Get ready.
22:36Sebastian?
22:37I wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear it.
22:44Sebastian, I already told you I don't qualify.
22:47Noelle, Don War doesn't care whether you finish college or not.
22:50What they care about is talent, which you have.
22:54Just go to the interview for me.
22:56Okay.
22:58Okay.
23:02Oh, you wanna join me?
23:10Oh, you wanna join me?
23:15For breakfast?
23:27Thank you, Lisa.
23:29Hi.
23:31Mom, this is my husband, Sebastian.
23:34And these are for you.
23:37Flowers.
23:38My favorite.
23:41It's such a pleasure to finally meet you, Mrs.
23:44Oh, oh, oh.
23:45Don't be so formal, Sebastian.
23:47Call me Sabrina.
23:50And...
23:50Give me a hug.
23:53Don't worry, I won't break.
23:55Okay, I'm coming in.
23:59Would you be a dear and find a water and vase for this?
24:03Oh, yeah.
24:05Knock, knock.
24:08Lisa let me in.
24:17Charlie!
24:18Oh, what a wonderful surprise!
24:21Oh!
24:21So good to see you.
24:23Mmm.
24:25I didn't know you were a visitor.
24:27Charlie, you have made my day with these.
24:31Charles, I'd like you to meet Sebastian.
24:35Hey.
24:36Hi.
24:37Hi.
24:39I'm Charles.
24:41My mom's longtime boyfriend.
24:46I'm Sebastian.
24:48Her husband.
24:52Sebastian, would you mind getting some water for the flowers?
24:57Sure.
24:59Nice to meet you, Sparky.
25:04I need some air.
25:18Hey, Ellie.
25:22Hey, Charlie.
25:26What are you even doing here?
25:31I should've done this a long time ago.
25:41I should've done this a long time ago.
25:46Five years too late, Charlie.
25:48I'm with Sebastian now.
25:51When I was scared and alone and I needed you the most.
25:57How many times do I have to apologize?
25:59I was stupid and young.
26:01You broke my heart.
26:05You were the one that cheated on me, remember?
26:07I didn't mean to.
26:10Let's forget all that.
26:18Hey!
26:19Get away from her!
26:28Hey!
26:29Get away from her!
26:38Fine.
26:40Leave me.
26:46I thought you told me not to worry about him.
26:48He's harmless.
26:49Noelle, he just proposed to you.
26:51He just needs some time to adjust.
26:52We were together for a long time.
26:56Playing on keeping that?
26:57Of course not.
26:59Do you still have feelings for him?
27:22What about you?
27:24You got a sec?
27:25Yeah, what's up?
27:28I think I made a mistake.
27:31I think I might have to break it up with Noelle.
27:35Wait.
27:36Are you sure, Seb?
27:38There's like a couple days till you're 30.
27:40I know.
27:41It's just...
27:42It's not fair to her, man.
27:45Yeah, but like, are you ready to give everything up for her?
27:54Shit, man.
27:58Uh, yeah.
27:59Come on in.
28:02Appreciate the talk, though.
28:03No.
28:03Yep.
28:04Bye, brother.
28:04Talk to you soon.
28:05Thanks.
28:09Hey.
28:11Hey.
28:12I'm sorry about earlier.
28:15I didn't know that he was going to propose.
28:18You don't have to apologize.
28:20We rushed into this.
28:22Maybe it was a mistake.
28:27Do you not want to be with me anymore?
28:33Do you not want to be with me anymore?
28:43Dan.
28:46You know what?
28:48Forget I said anything.
28:49I'm sorry.
28:51Don't break.
29:10Thanks so much for coming with me.
29:12The things I do for you.
29:18Noelle Mavens?
29:19Shit.
29:24Noelle Mavens, are you here?
29:26Here.
29:27I don't have all day.
29:30Here.
29:32That's Sebastian's ex.
29:40Oh, shit.
29:41She's hot.
29:42Sorry.
29:44Thanks.
29:44Hey, good luck.
29:46You got this, boo-boo?
29:51Dude, what the hell?
29:52Shut the fuck up.
29:53I'm so sorry, Mr. President.
29:54Just go.
29:55Just go.
29:56Okay.
30:14So, you're Sebastian's wife.
30:17Yes, Miss Lincoln.
30:19Where are my manners?
30:20You can call me Rosalind.
30:23So, how do you know Sebastian?
30:25We grew up together.
30:26Founded friends.
30:27That's great.
30:29And we used to be what people call...
30:32Fuck buddies?
30:50That's all in the past though, right?
30:52Tired of me.
30:55Just like one day, he's going to get tired of you.
31:01I honestly don't see your appeal.
31:04You're boring and you're basic.
31:07I don't think Dawnwire is the place for you.
31:13I'm sorry for wasting your time.
31:17Mm-hmm.
31:20Mm-hmm.
31:47I'm sorry.
31:48I'm sorry.
31:50I'm sorry.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52Yeah.
31:53We're gonna crush one thing.
31:55See you tomorrow at the lunch?
32:04Hey there.
32:12Do you work here?
32:14Can we?
32:18no i'm just here visiting a friend who's your friend
32:24um sebastian you know sebastian maybe i do maybe i don't well i'm just having a hard time believing
32:32that sebastian would keep someone as beautiful as you away from me well he's a bit preoccupied
32:39at the moment you know being newly married and all this is true well my name's aaron i know who
32:47you
32:47are well sebastian's unnamed friend can i have your number oh i just i just don't give my number
32:58out to complete strangers wait hey hold on come on
33:12can i have your number i don't just give my number out to complete strangers
33:21wait hey
33:35close the door
33:42my name is hayley hayley
34:08sebastian has my number
34:18special
34:19mm-hmm
34:36you're here to reprimand me basti why'd you take it out on her it's me you're mad at i don't
34:41know
34:43i guess i just figured we'd always end up together we're not good for each other what we have is
34:49far
34:49from normal okay we fucked when we were 13. you knew my predicament married by the time you're 30
34:56i get it i get it then what's the problem what if i change my mind
35:02seriously rod
35:05that's not fair
35:07are you falling for her
35:27you know what we have is special
35:30no you left me it was my fault okay i've never forgiven myself for leaving you you left me
35:38when i was alone and depressed i don't even remember what happened that night
35:44what matters is i'm here with you now remember that first day we said i love you
35:53on that mountaintop hot sweaty miserable i haven't stopped loving you since
36:03give us give us another chance
36:11get off here what's going on
36:16get off here what's going on charlie
36:23charlie charlie stop
36:32just go
36:34you really want to be with him he's been lying to you he's not just some programmer
36:43come on sebastian tell her who you really are
36:46i can explain
36:50noel let me introduce you to ts foster president of the dot noir group
36:59ask him why he really married you
37:23why can't you just tell me the truth it's not that simple the truth isn't complicated it can be
37:31all my life
37:33everyone's only seen me one way t.s foster heir to the dot noir empire
37:38i don't care about all that
37:42what was charles talking about what why did you marry me
37:53you won't understand make me understand i'd lose everything okay
38:00i wasn't married by the time i turned 30 i'd lose everything
38:06i don't want to be a part of this but i didn't
38:11i didn't know i'd actually be falling in love with you
38:21i don't even know who you are
38:27yes you do i'm still sebastian you've been lying to me i have so how do i know i could
38:34trust you
38:38but if you have any trust left in you
38:43i promise i'll never hurt you again
38:52can you give us just one more chance
38:59can you give us just one more chance
39:10if you were a melody
39:14this would be the one
39:16this would be the one
39:17i would run
39:21find the perfect time
39:24find the perfect time
39:25a little
39:27to life
39:31just in case
39:37it wasn't
39:43I'm in love with you
39:54Your mom only had you, right?
39:57Yeah
39:59So you're obviously the favorite
40:00Why are your feet so cold?
40:02Because it's freezing
40:04Hey, I was thinking
40:07Why not a party?
40:09My birthday's coming up
40:11And it can double as a wedding party
40:14We're already married
40:15So, I want to show you off to the world
40:24Where are we going?
40:44Charles Graham
40:46I'm a partner at Birmingham Loan Associates
40:49I have some information
40:52On Noelle
41:05You have my attention
41:08I think we can help each other
41:10How so?
41:12Sebastian's going to allow that to happen
41:20And you want Sebastian back
41:37What the fuck is this?
41:38It's Noelle's baby
41:41Does Sebastian know she had a baby?
41:44He doesn't
41:47She got pregnant from a one night stand
41:52What happened to the baby?
41:55I don't know
41:56Noelle lost her memory a few years back
42:00She doesn't even know she had a baby
42:02I know what you can
42:04Let me know
42:33Oh, I talked to her
42:34We're all good.
42:37Cheers to the newlyweds.
42:40Hey, glad you can make it.
42:42Oh, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
42:51Rosalind here would like to apologize, right?
42:58It's okay, Sebastian.
43:00It's all right under the bridge.
43:05Dumb and dumbass have arrived.
43:06Did you see them yet?
43:08Oh, shit.
43:09Hey, I'm going to go to heaven, okay?
43:11All right, I'll be right back.
43:13You, Pete, the boys!
43:16Hey!
43:18Hey!
43:27You want to make this night a little more bearable?
43:44Let me guess.
43:45All this was Sebastian's idea.
43:59What is this?
44:00Stop!
44:0130th birthday gift, bro.
44:0330th birthday gift.
44:03Yo, where did you find this?
44:05Wow!
44:06That looks sharp.
44:07Oh, this feels good, man.
44:09That looks really good.
44:10When was the last time we all had these on?
44:11Five years ago?
44:12No.
44:13Rabbit hole.
44:14Stop.
44:14Yeah, rabbit hole.
44:15Yeah, where you wouldn't shut up talking about the girl with the blue wig, bro.
44:19Blue wig.
44:20I was in love, man.
44:39Hey, hey, hey!
44:40What?
44:41Where's the message?
44:42Oh, via Zona Meder?
44:44Yeah.
44:45Let's gove'n.
44:48Uh, some.
44:50We're good sass.
44:50Uh.
44:51I'm doing good sass.
44:52We're good sass.
44:53Come on.
44:53All right.
44:54All right.
44:55All right.
44:57All right.
44:58All right.
44:59All right.
45:20Noelle?
45:26Noelle?
45:29Oh, hey, big bro.
45:32Hey, have you guys seen Noelle?
45:33No.
45:40This is Sebastian's idea of a wedding party.
45:43He doesn't deserve her.
45:45He's fucked up.
45:47But I love him.
45:51I found out what happened to Noelle's baby.
45:54What happened?
45:59I found out what happened to Noelle's baby.
46:02What happened?
46:04I don't give the baby away.
46:06Turns out her mom kept it hush-hush.
46:08Her mom knew things we do to protect the people we love.
46:12After she gave the baby away, she suffered severe postpartum depression.
46:18The PTSD triggered her dissociative amnesia.
46:21Fuck.
46:23I can't believe I left her while she was going through all that.
46:26Do you still want her to know everything that happened?
46:30Do you know who the father is?
46:38Adam, give me more.
46:40Quiet.
47:04I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
47:11There you go.
47:14A little help?
47:28There she is.
47:30Hey, you okay? What happened?
47:32Have some water. You're probably dehydrated.
47:35I don't think it was my first time.
47:36Some memories of him that night came back.
47:38What night?
47:42Where did you get that?
47:45Oh, my varsity jacket.
47:47Yeah, Quentin and Perkins dropped it off for my birthday.
47:50I guess they've had it this whole time.
48:13You're the guy.
48:16What guy?
48:17You're the guy.
48:21It was five years ago. It was like a Friday night in October.
48:26At the rabbit hole?
48:28At the rabbit hole?
48:29No.
48:29Mm-hmm.
48:30Yeah.
48:31Were you wearing a blue wig?
48:33Yes.
48:37Stop.
48:38You're a blue wig, girl.
48:57Did you have a blue wig on?
48:59Glitter all over your face?
49:01Glitter all over your face?
49:01Get the fuck out.
49:03I don't remember anything, really.
49:06I...
49:07Right by the end of the night.
49:08Great.
49:09So neither of us remember the first time we met.
49:11No, I do remember.
49:12You can ask him.
49:13I remember waking up in the morning, and I couldn't shut the fuck up about blue wig, girl.
49:18Well, I kept saying I was in love.
49:26I'm like me, I can't believe I found you.
49:28I was an obvious
49:33I'm in love with you
49:39My heart skips
49:43Tumbles and turns
49:50Only beats for you
50:05Breathe in, breathe out.
50:08Take a deep breath.
50:09Of course, I can see that.
50:10Push, push.
50:11And the baby's coming.
50:12Push some more.
50:13Of course, the baby's coming.
50:14How's it gonna be?!
50:16The baby's coming.
50:30The baby's coming.
50:41I've got a baby
50:44Breath in. Inhale.
50:45Breathe in. Breathe out.
50:51Take a deep breath.
50:52And push. Push.
50:54I can see that. Push. Push.
50:56And the baby's coming. The baby's coming.
50:58Push some more. Push. The baby is coming.
51:00I got the baby.
51:02The baby's here. I got the baby.
51:04I got the baby.
51:11Next time.
51:15I remember.
51:19I had a baby.
51:24And you didn't tell me.
51:28No, I'm sorry.
51:44I don't know.
51:45I don't know.
51:46I'm sorry.
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