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Ruthless Revenge: Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15Casually ruining my mask.
00:00:24Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:13You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Mia, um...
00:01:46Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:53Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:56Come on, Connor.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:06Who?
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want?
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:49I can't.
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:35Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14What's cleaning up?
00:05:16That's acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:26Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32These are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:20You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:55Mia, put the bottle down!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:44What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:47Stop, stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:27I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:04Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:07Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:32Just done?
00:10:34Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:22Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:50You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:35And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:41Okay.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:24Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:38What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:48Sexual...what?
00:14:49The rules are simple.
00:14:51Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:41Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The hotel wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?!
00:16:51Go over!
00:16:55Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08Use confidence.
00:17:09Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that chase.
00:17:20Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will.
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:46Some more.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:41Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best baker win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:07And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:38Jessup bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:42You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hello, Mia.
00:20:05Where are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, god mom?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:14Hold on.
00:20:16May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:19I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:27Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Over-dressed much?
00:20:31Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying.
00:20:35You look gorgeous.
00:20:37High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:41Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:43Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24It's science meets sweets. Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The Bake Off begins...
00:21:31Now!
00:21:31Now!
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33Now let's make this a little bit.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:46And then...
00:21:47This.
00:21:48On your nose.
00:21:50That's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:21:59No more.
00:22:00No.
00:22:05Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:19Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:22Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:27My hand slipped.
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:38She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist.
00:22:48Always.
00:22:49Has a plan.
00:22:52And...
00:22:54Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12So crazy!
00:23:15This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:45The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:14the winner of this year.
00:24:16That's amazing.
00:24:17Woo!
00:24:19We did it!
00:24:21I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:25We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:29I knew you could do it.
00:24:33No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:53Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:57Food fight!
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:04Popular kids versus fans!
00:25:06No, stop it!
00:25:07Stop it!
00:25:09Stop!
00:25:14Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:27Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:39No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:43You know what?
00:25:44No.
00:25:46I like having an attitude.
00:25:48I lived for years without one.
00:25:50And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad ride you.
00:26:05Hm?
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:07Sorry.
00:26:08No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended!
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed!
00:26:19No, no, no.
00:26:20I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:25Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:30The door's always open.
00:26:31How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:38And...
00:26:38You be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:42A second though, why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:49What the fuck was that?
00:26:53Whoa!
00:26:54Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:00Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's no big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me...
00:27:08What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:14Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:22You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:26Your place?
00:27:28Like a...
00:27:29Ooh!
00:27:30Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Let's go, Professor.
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:42He he he he!
00:28:11I'll show you again.
00:28:12I'll show you again.
00:28:16Good boy.
00:28:19Mom.
00:28:22Bye!
00:28:23Bye!
00:28:25Bye!
00:28:51Mia.
00:28:53Mia.
00:28:54Mia.
00:28:55Were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:20All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:27Bicep racchi.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:39Prectus abdominis.
00:29:41Gloria amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long.
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:48Do you forget about that part?
00:29:49No, it's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number ten.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezibusius.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You, that's cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:23close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god.
00:32:02Oh no.
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07You're crazy.
00:32:09You know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor, are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit.
00:32:25That's my dad.
00:32:26No.
00:32:26My dad's right.
00:32:27No.
00:32:28No.
00:32:28Oh my god.
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:32Yeah, just a second.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:50Oh, hey dad.
00:32:51This is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait.
00:33:47Just please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:29Today's test results were...
00:34:33abysmal.
00:34:33But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh.
00:34:53You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help.
00:35:17But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom clean campaign.
00:35:42So, come through
00:35:44and vote for Mia.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:03Take off.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait.
00:36:08No.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F. Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:24so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:50Listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14All right, let's go.
00:38:15Let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:26CopCon!
00:38:28What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:37Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:15Oh, shit.
00:39:18Caps here!
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action
00:39:33has an equal
00:39:34and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Go to party you get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know,
00:39:51for a second there,
00:39:52I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:04No, that walking steroid.
00:40:06He's not even close to my type.
00:40:08So,
00:40:09who is?
00:40:12You're...
00:40:20not going to believe
00:40:22who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:35from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:40My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress
00:40:51that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress
00:40:55for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you want to let me know.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:03Or not.
00:41:04I mean,
00:41:05if you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:09Uh,
00:41:11yeah.
00:41:11I mean,
00:41:11our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16It's going to be the way.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:18Yeah, let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Mia.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well,
00:41:52it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her
00:41:55to buy that boutique
00:41:56on Main Street
00:41:56because her designs
00:41:58are going to be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic
00:42:01or something?
00:42:02No,
00:42:02I'm future girl,
00:42:04remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Um,
00:42:06also,
00:42:06you've got to enjoy
00:42:07the early 2000s
00:42:08because the 2020s
00:42:10are freaking rough,
00:42:11dude.
00:42:12Well,
00:42:13if I die by then,
00:42:14just blink twice
00:42:15so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl,
00:42:29if you really know
00:42:30everything that's going to happen,
00:42:32who shows up first?
00:42:33I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey,
00:42:41ConCon
00:42:42and Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here,
00:42:45so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And,
00:42:48I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you in
00:42:53on the way over.
00:43:16Sorry.
00:43:20I tried to stop her,
00:43:21but she's like a crazier
00:43:22Regina George
00:43:22with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh,
00:43:26on page four,
00:43:27there's a great
00:43:27palaroid that I took
00:43:28of Mia wedding herself
00:43:30in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:31Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments
00:43:34into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your pigtails.
00:43:43And everybody
00:43:44had Briggs' mirror.
00:43:46This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:50Actually,
00:43:52it does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:58Um,
00:44:00yeah,
00:44:00that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want
00:44:03your prom queen
00:44:03to be a girl
00:44:04who makes out
00:44:06with her in-sync posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you,
00:44:10I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly
00:44:13since birth,
00:44:14and now everybody
00:44:15knows it.
00:44:16You know,
00:44:18a year ago,
00:44:19this book would've
00:44:19destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know
00:44:23everything in here
00:44:23made me
00:44:24who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:34If you keep messing with me,
00:44:36I'll just expose you
00:44:36for all the horrible
00:44:37things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing
00:44:39on me, poser.
00:44:40What about
00:44:41what you did
00:44:42with the ninth grade
00:44:43basketball team
00:44:44on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:48Nobody knows
00:44:49about that.
00:44:50You just wait
00:44:51till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook what?
00:44:53Okay,
00:44:54English much?
00:44:55You know,
00:44:55this little tough girl
00:44:56act is cute and all,
00:44:58but the only one
00:44:59getting exposed today
00:45:00is you.
00:45:10What are you hiding
00:45:11back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato
00:45:14cookie.
00:45:14Yeah,
00:45:15show us your
00:45:16stressed out
00:45:17brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far,
00:45:19Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her
00:45:21that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic
00:45:23on her.
00:45:24Honestly,
00:45:24I was helping.
00:45:25Hey,
00:45:26you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:28and you know I...
00:45:28It's okay.
00:45:30I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica,
00:45:36you think
00:45:37being prom queen
00:45:38is all about looks,
00:45:40okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list
00:45:43item number 12.
00:45:45Go on it
00:45:46while you've got it.
00:45:47You want my shine?
00:45:49You want my glossy?
00:45:51You want my sexy?
00:45:53You want my sassy?
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:56Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:57Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:45:59Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck
00:46:12having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you
00:46:16pretending to be hot
00:46:18and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all
00:46:30to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it
00:46:48even better.
00:46:59Fine.
00:47:01Let those mouth fingers
00:47:02have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Oh, even her alcohol
00:47:11tastes like trash.
00:47:39Oh, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:44Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:47She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now.
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I...
00:47:58Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:05Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder
00:48:16would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know
00:48:22her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:53Thank you
00:48:55for saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:58Hey, for the record,
00:49:01you look like a total smoke show
00:49:03in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:11Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse
00:49:18and worse
00:49:19and somehow she still
00:49:21ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:26Connor.
00:49:27Seriously, I...
00:49:29Stop.
00:49:30Don't
00:49:32make
00:49:32promises you can't keep.
00:49:34You know the girl
00:49:35I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:39She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay
00:49:51with me?
00:49:53Okay.
00:49:54Okay.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:57Okay.
00:50:09You're the genius,
00:50:11dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:43you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or
00:50:55bored
00:50:56so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone what is all this well you know the
00:51:10tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class you want to help me rap
00:51:18Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:35so hey ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit no you're not don't even look
00:51:45I know
00:51:45you're not you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:00you're pretty perfect
00:52:06no wonder I was in love
00:52:15hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:17no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:29these
00:52:29it's awesome yeah so so who do I get married to
00:52:37Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:45okay you know I can actually read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:52:56will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:14hey Connor your dad enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:25okay
00:53:40everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:43sure but I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all go our
00:53:54separate ways and who knows what'll happen then right
00:54:03graduate in style besties oh you're too late butterface
00:54:10the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:28so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:37but I'm sure they'll like you're a goodwill hand-me-downs too besties you don't even know their names
00:54:49of course I do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right even
00:54:58to losers with social rabies
00:55:02but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:13look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars thank you I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:28at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:35but you can't because you're a nobody Mia you want to try saying that again relax Jack Bauer brutal honesty
00:55:46is an act of love and I love all my subjects
00:55:50even you look
00:56:10OMG you're twin
00:56:12you look at me
00:56:12yeah
00:56:13because that's me
00:56:17oh my god
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body, I mean it's perfect
00:56:27oh and con con here is your gift, only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:49Prom Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:56:59He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:10but because they're from you.
00:57:11No, no.
00:57:12No, they're stupid.
00:57:15And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you,
00:57:24and you're gonna love them.
00:57:25I'm gonna love them.
00:57:27I'm gonna love them.
00:57:31Oh, shit.
00:57:44I'm gonna love them.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:04them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that break up, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32Too trash to the pies.
00:59:35Who is trash to the pies?
00:59:36Who are you doing?
00:59:37Oh, okay.
00:59:38All right, bye, you just keep going.
00:59:40Please!
00:59:46Hey, um.
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Yeah, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic evolve.
01:00:15You remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27You'll never get this time back.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no!
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all.
01:00:56For you, I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:10It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:18Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:23Boycotting Jessica's prom prom.
01:01:38I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:48I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom!
01:02:12No plastics for prom!
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:31Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:36let's hear your voice.
01:02:41Attention everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:47just volunteered
01:02:50to sing the national anthem
01:02:52in front of the whole school.
01:03:07Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:14Hey, yes you can!
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:34This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:56Please rise.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:20Just look at me.
01:04:28Oh, say, can you see
01:04:35By the dawn's early light
01:04:40What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:06Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:30O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:42O'er the land of the free
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:50And the home of the brave
01:06:09Give it up for Mia. This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:15See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:38Plus, I like kissing you. What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:56What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:04This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:09Hey, look at me. I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:26I trust you.
01:07:29And here we go, everyone. The big championship game.
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's begin.
01:08:05And ten seconds left.
01:08:07The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:26He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go! First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Connor.
01:09:00Really? Really.
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this. And on you.
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:15Looks like you've got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:20Help!
01:09:23Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh! Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth-wheeler isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:35We will take her down with the dance. For good!
01:09:39I won because of you.
01:09:40No, no, you won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:45But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:03Wait, wait.
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia. It always has been.
01:10:17Holy circons.
01:10:20Holy circons.
01:10:25Oh, my God.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:11You're staring again.
01:11:14Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:37Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:42And what about brown tonight?
01:11:47Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:14I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:26Okay, so...
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:37Mia Watkins.
01:12:40Will you...
01:12:47Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06Let's go win that crown.
01:13:08Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:10Come on.
01:13:14I am going to give you...
01:13:16the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:23Oh, she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:30Maybe she's given up.
01:13:34No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:41I know she won't because...
01:13:44I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:52This is going to sound insane.
01:13:53Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:57I...
01:14:01I'm from...
01:14:02the future.
01:14:07The future.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:14Cool.
01:14:15Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:21No, you're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy, and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:37Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:39How does Lost Dance?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:45Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:50Whoa.
01:14:51The future's violent.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:53Yeah, but this dance could change my life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me?
01:15:01Stop.
01:15:03Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully, I'll look.
01:15:57Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:18Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:54I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:58But I want you.
01:16:59We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:07Concon, think about your future.
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:22You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:29I know, you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:13Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:17I think it's crack cane.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:52I don't know.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:57Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:02And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:06basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:34Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:40I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:00I shouldn't be here.
01:20:02I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:07I wasn't good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you, the misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:32You're not.
01:20:32You're not.
01:20:34You're not.
01:20:35You're not.
01:20:43All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:47Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:56And your 2006 prom queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:13Hey, it's okay.
01:21:15This is your moment.
01:21:16You earned it.
01:21:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:35You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:41And you believe to me.
01:21:45Out of the way, freak.
01:21:47This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:53Mia has something to say.
01:21:55I warned you.
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No.
01:22:14These are fake.
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:18Mia.
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:22Actually.
01:22:24Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:34Fairly.
01:22:36But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:46Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52They actually voted for me.
01:22:55I never doubted them.
01:22:58Were you?
01:23:06High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:09Embrace your inner crime.
01:23:12Ah!
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:15I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:20What more do you people want?!
01:23:26Ah!
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:42Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:46Security!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49It was Mia!
01:23:50She...
01:23:51She knows things.
01:23:52She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:58No!
01:23:59No!
01:24:01No!
01:24:02No!
01:24:11Go get it in a few years.
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:16No!
01:24:17You suck!
01:24:19You're cheating!
01:24:21Curse on you, Queen bitch!
01:24:27Here, take this.
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes, I want you to.
01:24:35Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:40You time traveling nerd.
01:24:44Right here.
01:24:58Mia, hey, Mia.
01:25:01What?
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:05I'm okay.
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:15You tricked and fell.
01:25:17You all right?
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:25Where's Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:29Jessica?
01:25:30Jessica Hart?
01:25:31I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:34Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:37I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:43Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:50But that's all in the past.
01:25:52I want to focus on the future.
01:25:56You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:04You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:13And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:23I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:31You know, Watkins.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:39I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:42Yes.
01:26:43Of course.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:55You didn't see this coming?
01:26:58Us getting engaged?
01:27:00No.
01:27:02Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:27:10I always knew.
01:27:18I believe this is happening.
01:27:19Okay, that's it.
01:27:20I love you of any new year.
01:27:21I love you.
01:27:25I love you, too.
01:27:28I love you, too.
01:27:31I love you, too.
01:27:38Gives me shivers like you
01:27:42Oh, no one does it, baby
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