00:00Today, I officially closed the Strait of Hormuz forever.
00:02Can you actually do that?
00:03Of course.
00:04I have the golden key.
00:06You cross the whole ocean for this?
00:11Stop honking one ship at a time!
00:17I've been stuck here for nine hours.
00:21Trump, do you hear this chaos?
00:25Why are they moving like mosquitoes?
00:27Widows!
00:28Oh no!
00:29Please hurry, donkey!
00:31Or my dear Melania will be a widow!
00:35What?
00:37999 per drop?
00:38No way!
00:39I can't afford that!
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