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00:00:01.
00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me
00:00:28when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power
00:00:53to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:06would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered
00:01:18over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week,
00:01:35or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married
00:01:42whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34Right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be, old man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family
00:03:19will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:38Dad.
00:03:39Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good!
00:03:52And you!
00:03:53Keep practicing!
00:03:55You sound god-awful!
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers shitmen in his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you.
00:05:11Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Wow.
00:05:17Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:48Okay, Svenson.
00:05:58Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43Are you nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always vote, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:59Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:37Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13What's he?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:20Oh.
00:08:22Oh.
00:08:25Oh.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:28Oh.
00:08:30Please don't stop?
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Erick
00:08:49Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:58No, that was from him
00:09:09Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14No can do
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:29Erick Phillips
00:09:31It is Vegas
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:47No, it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49To tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:54It's very distracting
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00To send me that little vision during our game
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14Eric, there are people
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24You know, you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:37For once in my life
00:10:38I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42Just live in the moment
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:11:00The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:06The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18He really wants me
00:11:19The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:24You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you, Eric
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:06Or I'll stop
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my hand
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:21They can't
00:12:23Just relax
00:12:25I can't, Eric
00:12:28It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:31Just tell
00:12:33Tell me anything
00:12:35So good
00:12:36But I need more, Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:43I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:50I can't wait to make you come
00:12:51I'll beat you there
00:12:53I'm gonna kill it now
00:12:54I want you to scream my name
00:12:57Let it go
00:12:57Five
00:13:00Four
00:13:02Three
00:13:03Two
00:13:07Four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:31In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43At eight o'clock
00:13:45If you decide that you want more
00:13:47See you there
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:14:08And the things that she's done
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister
00:14:17The boring one, if you will
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:14:22With all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25I don't believe you
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29Oh, come on
00:14:33Come on
00:14:34It's Vegas
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence
00:14:37Just for delight
00:14:40So
00:14:42Any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games
00:15:13Just fuck me already
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first
00:15:16Consider me wooed
00:15:17You think we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing
00:15:21But your body says something else
00:15:35Wait
00:15:37Shit
00:15:39I almost lost my cool
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan
00:15:44Oh my god
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that
00:15:47That was so embarrassing
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit
00:15:50That was way too much
00:15:51Hey
00:15:52You're never too much
00:15:53You don't understand, Eric
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that
00:15:58They would freak out
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family
00:16:01Tonight's about you
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:05Do something that you want to do
00:16:08Something no one would expect
00:16:10Maybe he's right
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18For once in my life
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself
00:16:22She spotted the chapel
00:16:25Just like I planned
00:16:29So are you, uh
00:16:30You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary
00:16:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39So
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45Come on
00:16:49Let's go
00:16:55You nervous?
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister
00:17:08I need to take this
00:17:09Oh, yeah
00:17:10Take your time
00:17:11Elvis here
00:17:12Wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13Hey mama
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you
00:17:15Come on
00:17:15Let's do it
00:17:17You need to come home
00:17:18Now
00:17:19I can't, secret
00:17:21Eric
00:17:21Dad's up to something
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house
00:17:24And made me dress up
00:17:26He looks at me weird
00:17:27It really freaks me out
00:17:28You were my big brother, E
00:17:30I need you
00:17:31Here
00:17:31Listen, I can't leave right now
00:17:33But I promise
00:17:34When I come home
00:17:35I'll have enough power
00:17:36To get rid of dad forever
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine
00:17:51You, uh
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary
00:17:56Come on
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02Let's go
00:18:18Right
00:18:18Only temporary
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22Then a hand fast bond is
00:18:24Nearly unbreakable
00:18:26But she doesn't know that
00:18:27And once she does
00:18:29She'll hate me
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43Alright, you ready to rock and roll
00:18:44You hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:49Oh, my God!
00:19:15This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:56I am sorry.
00:20:04The first one has to do.
00:20:04I am sorry.
00:20:04I am sorry.
00:20:04I am sorry.
00:20:05I am sorry.
00:20:06I am sorry.
00:20:10I am sorry.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family,
00:21:08not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:27So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before?
00:22:12Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:25to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me
00:23:14that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well.
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:25I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:52Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:25:00I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:32You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks
00:26:45like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04Wait a minute.
00:27:04Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now
00:27:18you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I-I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:27:31It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:34No!
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sail to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever, and that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the
00:28:10divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the
00:28:40wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical
00:28:45object in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Fair.
00:28:49Uh, whatever you want.
00:28:51Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right.
00:28:55I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:13You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a 10-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have, like, three or four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48After this, we're done.
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:51Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:34Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:48Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more
00:32:38than you already have, then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:05Not like you say, I don't look over for names.
00:34:07Like you're there.ugu.
00:34:11. .
00:34:31It's
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin
00:35:47aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:50I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04While thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out in the shower
00:37:23and you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me
00:38:00what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:03It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that
00:38:14when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right,
00:38:22you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew
00:38:26about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal
00:38:31in your family,
00:38:32but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:43If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think
00:38:47that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas
00:38:50and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married,
00:39:24you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:31Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:49You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:05over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:10is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family
00:40:14that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me
00:40:26or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one
00:40:31paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map
00:41:03could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers
00:41:17need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:28Oh, no!
00:41:30Oh, no!
00:41:30Oh, no!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:54My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand
00:42:06was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found
00:42:10some way to bypass
00:42:11the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:38I thought she was
00:42:39going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:49I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me,
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand,
00:43:12and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:14and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget
00:43:24how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person
00:43:29in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell,
00:44:06and we never see each other again.
00:44:18We do the divorce spell,
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:42Cinnamon.
00:44:45Old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a Satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this
00:44:59where it comes.
00:45:02You mean Orchise?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:07in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear,
00:45:11doubt, shame,
00:45:14grits of your deepest desires
00:45:16without any fear of
00:45:18judgment or
00:45:21consequences.
00:45:28Eric don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Eric don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell
00:45:53doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye
00:46:09and go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world
00:46:39doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't
00:47:03sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You're not the air.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:13I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:52Still running in circles like ways.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight,
00:48:06and then tomorrow
00:48:08we go back to who we are
00:48:09on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being
00:48:12my bad self
00:48:13and you can go back
00:48:14to pretending to be
00:48:14a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny
00:48:19Lily share with
00:48:20Sven said
00:48:21I know what kind of
00:48:22dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts
00:48:24you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know,
00:48:40just because I have
00:48:41half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean I can't
00:48:43play with you for tonight.
00:48:48Oh my God.
00:48:55Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:01witch.
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:08gonna do
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:11want
00:49:13to you.
00:49:19I
00:49:19don't remember
00:49:20packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric,
00:49:26you're so good
00:49:27for being
00:49:29such a bad boy.
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32being
00:49:33properly
00:49:33motivated
00:49:36not to move.
00:49:38See how long
00:49:39it takes you
00:49:40to break.
00:49:41For you,
00:49:42I could stay here
00:49:43forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test
00:49:46that little
00:49:47theory, huh?
00:49:49We're playing
00:49:49a dangerous
00:49:50game.
00:49:51All you have
00:49:53to do
00:49:55is admit
00:49:55that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you
00:49:58fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01let you
00:50:02come
00:50:03wherever
00:50:03you want.
00:50:06You can
00:50:07come here
00:50:10or here.
00:50:13I'll even
00:50:14let you
00:50:16come in
00:50:16here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know
00:50:22you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24that I'm
00:50:25right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh,
00:50:31what was that?
00:50:32You
00:50:33hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's
00:50:44my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did
00:50:51me.
00:50:53But I wanna
00:50:54be inside
00:50:54you.
00:50:55I wanna feel
00:50:56you squeeze me
00:50:57tight.
00:50:59And take me
00:51:00to bed,
00:51:00husband.
00:51:04Call me
00:51:05that again.
00:51:08You want
00:51:08me to
00:51:09fuck you,
00:51:09husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:12Fuck me.
00:51:21Tell me a
00:51:21story.
00:51:24Like the
00:51:24ones you did
00:51:25in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a
00:51:28story about
00:51:29my pet goat
00:51:30Gilmore
00:51:31and how he
00:51:32got stuck
00:51:33on a magic
00:51:33carpet.
00:51:35Or the
00:51:35story about
00:51:36how my
00:51:37sister tried
00:51:37to negotiate
00:51:38with a
00:51:38troll
00:51:39using only
00:51:40redimates.
00:51:41No.
00:51:43I don't
00:51:43know about
00:51:44your family.
00:51:47I wanna
00:51:48know about
00:51:48you.
00:51:50What's
00:51:50it like
00:51:51to be a
00:51:51Svensson
00:51:52heir?
00:51:52You
00:51:53want the
00:51:53insider
00:51:54info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell
00:51:57me yours,
00:51:57I'll tell
00:51:57you mine.
00:51:58You gonna
00:51:58tell me
00:51:59how
00:52:00wonderful
00:52:00it was
00:52:01growing up
00:52:01as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed
00:52:03Sherwood?
00:52:08Is that
00:52:08what you
00:52:08think being
00:52:09a show
00:52:09what is
00:52:09like?
00:52:12Is that
00:52:12what you
00:52:12think being
00:52:13a show
00:52:13what is
00:52:13like?
00:52:14All fun
00:52:14and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah,
00:52:16everybody loves
00:52:17your family.
00:52:18That's not
00:52:18true,
00:52:19Eric.
00:52:20There are
00:52:20so many
00:52:20people who
00:52:21would love
00:52:22it if we
00:52:22just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother
00:52:24has been
00:52:24shouldering all
00:52:25that responsibility
00:52:26and pressure
00:52:27for decades
00:52:27and next
00:52:29year I
00:52:29will be
00:52:30the head
00:52:30witch in
00:52:30charge.
00:52:32Everyone's
00:52:32counting on
00:52:33me to do
00:52:33the right
00:52:33thing.
00:52:34Like
00:52:34eat your
00:52:35fruits and
00:52:35veggies?
00:52:36Like spending
00:52:36my whole
00:52:37childhood being
00:52:38told that
00:52:38the whole
00:52:38world depended
00:52:39on me.
00:52:41Like
00:52:41never bothering
00:52:43to have any
00:52:43hopes or
00:52:45dreams because
00:52:45my whole life
00:52:47was planned
00:52:47for me from
00:52:48the very start
00:52:48before I was
00:52:49even born.
00:52:50I'm always
00:52:51doing the
00:52:51right thing
00:52:52for the
00:52:52family.
00:52:52I was
00:52:53never
00:52:53allowed to
00:52:54even think
00:52:54of doing
00:52:55the wrong
00:52:55thing.
00:52:56I couldn't
00:52:57be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't
00:52:58be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't
00:52:59be angry.
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01and my
00:53:02family loses
00:53:03everything that
00:53:03they've ever
00:53:04worked for.
00:53:05If this
00:53:05whole world
00:53:05fades to
00:53:06black it's
00:53:06because I
00:53:07messed up.
00:53:08It's because
00:53:09I didn't do
00:53:09a good job.
00:53:13I don't think
00:53:14I've ever said
00:53:15that out loud
00:53:15before.
00:53:16I'm glad
00:53:17you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up
00:53:22with Svinson
00:53:23was a little
00:53:25different.
00:53:26The old man
00:53:27likes to say
00:53:27I was the
00:53:29first of his
00:53:30disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's
00:53:32good.
00:53:33At least I
00:53:34was first
00:53:34in something.
00:53:36I didn't care
00:53:37about disappointing
00:53:37him.
00:53:38I just wanted
00:53:39to get away
00:53:40from him.
00:53:41I had it
00:53:42all planned
00:53:42out when I
00:53:44turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave,
00:53:45change my
00:53:46name and the
00:53:46Svinson bloodline
00:53:47would die with
00:53:48me.
00:53:48My mom died
00:53:49when Secret
00:53:50was born.
00:53:53My dad used
00:53:54her against
00:53:55me every
00:53:57day since.
00:54:03I'm so
00:54:04sorry,
00:54:04Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't
00:54:07have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have
00:54:11always lived in
00:54:12the Sherwood
00:54:13shadows.
00:54:14We are the
00:54:15shadows.
00:54:19all you do
00:54:19is shine.
00:54:30He always
00:54:31asks me what
00:54:31I want.
00:54:34What do you
00:54:35want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate
00:54:39me if I told
00:54:40you.
00:54:41I mean,
00:54:42more than you
00:54:43already do.
00:54:46I don't
00:54:47hate you.
00:54:49I never
00:54:50did.
00:55:15I don't know.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress up doll.
00:55:35It's like freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now.
00:55:52All those weird old men left last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:27When I get the Wand, be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know if...
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah, while you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:38That's fine.
00:58:40That's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48Alright.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:51You know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the bread.
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand.
01:00:04Just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want.
01:00:08Get a divorce.
01:00:10Leave you alone.
01:00:11Forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people.
01:00:33We have different lives.
01:00:35This would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we can work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:56Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:24Oh damn, oh damn.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches.
01:02:00Eric!
01:02:10Eric!
01:02:11No!
01:02:13I can't do it!
01:02:17No!
01:02:18No!
01:02:21No!
01:02:24No!
01:02:26No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You, you set the shadows leave?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:18You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:24Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigridoth to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:11No!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:37God!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:11Stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my God.
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:17Stay with me.
01:05:18Oh, my God.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:22Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:34I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:06:40No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:37you absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole!
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:07:59Did the wand give you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the wand's user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:19You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:25Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17Your magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:21So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am, Eric Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But if we're gonna get handfast married again,
01:12:03no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again, husband.
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might wanna buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again, wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood.
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36Will you marry me?
01:12:37And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59No.
01:13:01I'm sorry.
01:13:02No, no, no.
01:13:05No, no, no.
01:13:05No, no, no.
01:13:07No, no...
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