- 5 weeks ago
Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas
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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi.
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49No!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Well, Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:50Okay.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:16to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, I think that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:34that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:45we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Also, I was, uh, thinking that
00:08:58since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that
00:09:18is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper
00:09:25to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way
00:09:28of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman
00:09:40pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention, shoppers.
00:09:51All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500,
00:10:12get 10% off,
00:10:13and you are just short
00:10:14$15 if you want to take advantage
00:10:16of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have
00:10:19that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife
00:10:46has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55You can just
00:10:56set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03Gonna hand you
00:11:04all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry,
00:11:17I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:41Sit, watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character
00:12:09until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:28Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction
00:12:30for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just
00:12:35need to get my story straight
00:12:36or my mom
00:12:37will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say
00:12:40that you do mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectful.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband
00:12:52works for them too.
00:12:53So,
00:12:53it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and, uh,
00:13:00wear something nice
00:13:01for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:02Okay,
00:13:03I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out
00:13:31the new HQ site.
00:13:33Well, Don,
00:13:33you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair
00:13:35on your shoulder
00:13:35and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40My daughter's.
00:13:41Give me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Aw,
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Aw,
00:14:07I missed you.
00:14:08So,
00:14:09where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me
00:14:14Maximus bailed.
00:14:15Good, good, good.
00:14:18So,
00:14:19heard you got
00:14:20a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh,
00:14:24it's probably
00:14:24just some story
00:14:25she cooked up
00:14:26to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean,
00:14:30she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman
00:14:32hits that age,
00:14:33you become undateable.
00:14:34plus a kid
00:14:36looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly
00:14:42why I refuse
00:14:42to come home single
00:14:43this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela,
00:14:45Debbie,
00:14:46my dating life,
00:14:47quite frankly,
00:14:48is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried
00:14:50about you.
00:14:51All these years
00:14:52without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know,
00:14:57you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:58And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up
00:15:01out of wedlock,
00:15:02raising a kid
00:15:03all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does
00:15:07this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash?
00:15:18Probably a cover
00:15:19for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to
00:15:23lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually,
00:15:27he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva,
00:15:41on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter
00:15:45and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year
00:15:49when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew,
00:15:53William,
00:15:53and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works
00:15:57for the Harrison Group.
00:15:58now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up
00:16:07for him
00:16:08all the way
00:16:08to New York.
00:16:10And speak
00:16:11of the devil.
00:16:14Willie,
00:16:16you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around
00:16:36in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married
00:16:38that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:42Uh, is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed
00:16:50the time they're not, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being
00:16:54a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around
00:16:57with no daddy.
00:16:58Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile,
00:17:02you're climbing
00:17:03the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:06Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:10Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15When I sit on my lap,
00:17:17don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man
00:17:23of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason,
00:17:27he's willing to overlook
00:17:28your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford
00:17:33anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life
00:17:35I can give you and Piper
00:17:36with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:53He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then,
00:18:01where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you
00:18:17what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hey, are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27I'm going to take her in
00:18:28and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:36on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go
00:18:41and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap every finger
00:19:03that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:16Mom, Deadhead, take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have
00:19:19a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste,
00:19:24manager I've been hearing
00:19:25so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever
00:19:51dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way
00:19:55that you drive that
00:19:57pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO
00:20:07of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said,
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all
00:20:20he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here
00:20:22to put on a show
00:20:23for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal,
00:20:25aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs
00:20:28to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money
00:20:50than you'd make
00:20:51in three lifetimes.
00:20:52So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, that's it!
00:20:58I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well,
00:21:08too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max
00:21:19afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith,
00:21:23don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:24It's not stolen.
00:21:25Huh, yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours,
00:21:27then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here
00:21:30in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh,
00:21:41so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well,
00:21:43I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him
00:21:47a real reason
00:21:48to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just leave me alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:29Please,
00:22:30it's not my serious apologies.
00:22:41Oh,
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:10We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault?
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:12I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:26Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:33Capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:43We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just fills off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:52Something like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06That's lazers.
00:28:07That's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll bring to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's see.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:20Oh, you heard her.
00:29:42Oh!
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower.
00:29:48Let me close on.
00:29:49Come on.
00:29:50We're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right.
00:29:54Suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31But that'll cost extra.
00:30:39In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:32Oh, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:37You just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:20and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:06Give me that.
00:35:06Give me that.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:19Elon, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, Helen.
00:35:43Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:48Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, atta boy.
00:36:00You know what?
00:36:00Just put his shirt on.
00:36:02I'm going to go get her.
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh.
00:36:09To his team gave a whistle.
00:36:11In a way they all flew.
00:36:13Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim.
00:36:17As he drove out of sight.
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:21And to all.
00:36:23A good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:40Because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You are Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:17Not on my watch.
00:38:22Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:44Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:58Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:02No, no, no, no, it's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08There we go.
00:39:26Good.
00:39:28Good.
00:39:29Good.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her
00:39:41brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up
00:40:14then wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one
00:40:24years ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could
00:40:52she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that
00:41:01explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda no ava is your niece
00:41:08oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand her track record
00:41:15speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband
00:41:40max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a
00:41:53movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:02you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right you mean all hack you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will
00:42:20lose
00:42:21yours oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison
00:42:29group's
00:42:29top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra
00:43:03i can take your little insults but leave my family out of this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:28hear that you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:35let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:38please who do you think you are enough
00:43:44there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:01me a
00:44:02thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's
00:44:06enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything
00:44:35else my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:44:56it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03fine then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:12grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:15i know dear i just want to have our family together
00:45:18fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:22better strays than a bitch
00:45:24what was that
00:45:25i just want to have our family together
00:45:32fine we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little nipple
00:45:36it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after
00:45:39like drive-thru i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no strays
00:45:50ow
00:45:50sweetie are you okay
00:45:52yes please
00:45:53you hit my child
00:45:55you're fucking crazy
00:45:56well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:14piper
00:46:15sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do
00:46:30he's such a liar
00:46:31this ought to be hilarious
00:46:33oh it will be
00:46:37sam
00:46:38yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:42i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:50i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04thanks what are you doing
00:47:06don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:08santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually
00:47:10five
00:47:11four
00:47:13three
00:47:14two
00:47:15one
00:47:18a helicopter
00:47:26there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family
00:47:36i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:42maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo
00:47:54of harrison group
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:06no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on
00:48:09you can stop the charade
00:48:10okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:13eva
00:48:14i'm not pretending
00:48:17mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible
00:48:32this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:38who are you
00:48:40i told you
00:48:41i'm eva's husband
00:48:42that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:45wait
00:48:46no
00:48:47hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones
00:48:58i mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me
00:49:02oh god
00:49:02i insulted my own boss
00:49:05i'm finished
00:49:10oh god
00:49:11i insulted my own boss
00:49:13i'm finished
00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:29sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35oh god
00:49:35i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please mr harrison
00:49:44i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:56mr harrison come on
00:49:58that was a christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:08will you do me the honors
00:50:11gladly
00:50:16merry christmas aunt mary
00:50:20father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:27pumpkin
00:50:28my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy had the scrapline just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that
00:50:57or is he just playing the part
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas mrs harrison
00:51:08i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:21sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25miss eva smith
00:51:26single mother small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:29currently works in retail
00:51:30oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47maximus seems to like her
00:51:48silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:11that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:23me
00:52:24yeah
00:52:26are you happy with your new husband
00:52:33eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:52so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh
00:52:56no feelings no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:02max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her
00:53:21is she hiding something
00:53:22is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:26i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:39oh my gosh
00:53:41it's almost swollen
00:53:42must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first date kit okay
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise
00:53:59i won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:54:08daddy
00:54:09oh
00:54:09well
00:54:16don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar
00:54:37hmm
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:44dad
00:54:46i got that when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really no way
00:54:53no
00:54:53it was actually a cactus
00:54:55but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that
00:55:06my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you
00:55:15six
00:55:17six
00:55:17that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first date kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:27what do i even say
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:51piper is
00:55:57go on
00:55:58go on
00:56:03ah must be an emergency
00:56:06excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay
00:56:16yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:29i'm telling you max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:41max
00:56:42that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max
00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva
00:57:01maximus
00:57:02are you even listening to me
00:57:04no mom
00:57:05mom
00:57:05listen
00:57:05i'm sorry
00:57:06okay
00:57:07eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva
00:57:25eva and i'm not leaving her
00:57:30oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:33what did you make it
00:57:34uh... derek this is from eva and i'm not
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:40Thanks, guys.
00:57:41I'm glad you're here.
00:57:44Got you!
00:57:46Wow!
00:57:47Damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready, ready?
00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:06Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:13You never told me.
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:22Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:30I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark.
00:58:36As Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:47They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:08Um.
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:18Open it.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:34Did you make these?
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:40That's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:57Perfect.
01:00:01Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:09Yeah, my mom.
01:00:10She partied all the time.
01:00:12And I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing...
01:00:21Personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:25And someday, you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:01:08Max, we can't...
01:01:11If you want me to stop...
01:01:14You better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:34I don't want you to stop.
01:01:45I want you.
01:01:47No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:55I don't want you.
01:01:55God, you ain't driving me the fucking insane.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see me.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:54You're just calling me this early.
01:03:56You're just calling me this early.
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:25keep your money and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:20Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:51You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00Alright, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up.
01:07:21Okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:37I love you.
01:07:43I love you.
01:07:44I love you.
01:07:45I love you.
01:07:45I love you.
01:07:47I love you.
01:07:48I love you.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:36What?
01:08:40Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management,
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:20That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48A little bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:54Who's?
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She...seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style.
01:10:24But it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:51Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:55And the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:04And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional, responsible,
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:37Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58I...
01:13:59First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you talking...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you?
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y-
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57W-What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think!
01:16:07We come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:54Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Hyper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See it for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:48I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:26I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:05Yeah.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes!
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.
01:21:37And the Christmas after that.
01:21:39And forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck your tire!
01:22:00Ah!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
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