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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry.
00:30Last night before class, let's start, let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:35I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:58I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I don't want to waste anything.
01:17I don't want to waste anything.
01:19I don't want to waste anything.
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:23Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:28Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir.
01:32Anything you say, sir.
01:33Mmm.
01:34Later.
01:35Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at it.
01:40Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:44I fucking hate that guy.
01:46You good?
01:48My hero.
01:50But you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
02:00Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:02Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:10Hey, Carly.
02:12You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:25Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:33Come on, you don't need this.
02:37Excuse me?
02:39And what do you think he needs?
02:43I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:51Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey, you know, actually, yes.
02:57Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:12Her.
03:15Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:21Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:25Yeah?
03:28Since when?
03:31Uh, about a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:40But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:45What the fuck?
03:51What the fuck?
03:53Um, what the fuck?
03:55I know.
03:56I know that came out of nowhere.
03:58And I'm sorry to spring it on you, but I actually think that this could work.
04:02You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:08Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:19Begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:21Wait, hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:25After what she just did?
04:29Okay, she's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but she's the total package, you know?
04:36She's the one.
04:39Look, I need your help, Skye.
04:44You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:46Please.
04:53He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:01No, it's...
05:03It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:11God, I don't get it.
05:13Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:16I can't do it.
05:20I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:25I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:31I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:37Not like this.
05:41Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie, because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:51Not even realizing...
05:55Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
06:00I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along, happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:21Okay.
06:25Okay.
06:38You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah.
06:41My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:51I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:54So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:57I don't buy it.
06:59You're right.
06:59You're too, too innocent.
07:02Not too much of a good girl.
07:05No, I am not.
07:07But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:11Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:12He's not your type.
07:16What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:22Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:30Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:35Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:42I don't know.
07:48Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:52You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:56I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come out.
08:05Okay, come on, babe.
08:07Let's dance.
08:12It's not working.
08:27Okay, we just need to get her attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:32Yeah.
08:36Oh, she looked, she looked in that one.
08:39Okay, um, there's something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:43You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:48I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:54Me too, Jesse.
08:55A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:05That got me, man.
09:09You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13Let's sell me shit, man.
09:18Come on.
09:19Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice move.
09:37What the hell are you doing?
09:40You know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:48Oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Come on.
10:04Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:07Oh, Jesse.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, Jesse. Oh, Jesse. I love it.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:36Oh, there's a thing.
10:38Oh, oh, oh!
10:44Whore.
10:52This, um... Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, you know what?
11:03Smart girl.
11:08May I? All right, yeah, go ahead.
11:14Oh, you know what, um, it should probably also be, like, on your, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
11:26Okay, here we go.
11:28Very good.
11:29Oh.
11:33How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:38Yeah, uh, you know what? Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:47Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey.
12:14That was really something, you know.
12:17Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:19Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:22I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:25Oh, no?
12:27Then what would I sound like?
12:30Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:35But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, um, gently, barely, put out a little more.
12:46Oh.
12:50Told you.
12:52And then...
12:58And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:04Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:07Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:10You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule following over achievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:41Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:43You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
13:57Never.
14:27Never.
14:27For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:30A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skyler, and Rain.
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:07Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:10I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly now.
15:14First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:18And second, I think deep down it's always been Skyler.
15:24Yeah, same, honestly.
15:27I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:32And summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:40Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:48We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:09Did us.
16:20Why are you trying to show up when there's nothing to show up?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:27You should try it every once in a while.
16:29Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:33Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:36But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:40Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:45Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:50Fine, because I don't need you stingy up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:54Let's go, Smelly.
16:58You're in the men's room?
17:00Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:04Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly.
17:11Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl showers.
17:14That bitch you probably took my towel to.
17:16That's low, even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:23Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:32I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:58Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
18:00Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:03Find a bad joint.
18:08Actually, yeah.
18:09Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:14Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, okay.
18:18Yeah.
18:21Mm-hmm.
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:24Right.
18:25Right.
18:26Okay.
18:27Ugh.
18:27Oh, okay.
18:27Oh, okay.
18:28Oh, okay.
18:29Oh, okay.
18:31Oh, okay.
18:32Oh, okay.
18:32Oh, okay.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:49What about rain?
18:50Oh, she wishes.
18:51Oh, she wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:57Could you?
18:59Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:08Good.
19:25Perfect.
19:27Who's right?
19:28project? Take a look. This is actually pretty good. Turns out you don't have to be a complete
19:47kiss-ass to be smart. Imagine that. Okay, look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing
19:52criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass. We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule, never? I don't always recycle. You monster. Like, you think that
20:10you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad. You have no idea. Prove it.
20:28Okay, I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No, no, that's, that is cheating, okay? I, I can't.
20:41Come on, good girl. Take a risk.
20:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:52Okay.
20:53So, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:58So, no, no, no.
21:02Okay.
21:05Okay.
21:35You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we should...
22:01We should...
22:02We should probably...
22:05Get back to work.
22:07I'm just...
22:08Jumping.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:26Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:31I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:40Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:43Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Jesse?
23:04Jesse, you made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:28You know the rules, Jesse, not quite.
23:58Rain, oh my god, I thought you were...
24:04Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08You guys kissed the same.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:24Liar.
24:26What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hmm?
24:29Did you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:39Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen, okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:47Did you just stop?
24:58I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:16What?
25:19You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure.
25:25So when were you going to tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:34It was an accident?
25:36I thought, I thought he was Jesse.
25:39Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay, like a little.
25:52Yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:56Okay.
25:57Okay, when did you make that?
25:58Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain, thinking he was Jesse.
26:02Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Who you're fake dating, and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:12No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:14No, okay?
26:15I do not like Rain.
26:17I like Jesse.
26:18Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:20The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:25Okay.
26:26Hormones, okay?
26:27My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:35Okay?
26:37I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:48I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:52No.
26:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:54So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:02You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:06It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:10Oh, come on.
27:12It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:14Do you want to tell it, or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:20Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:22She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:24I feel, I feel trapped, so I try to squeeze by her, and then she...
27:29And then?
27:34Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:39No, I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so I...
27:45Wow, great story.
27:48Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, thinking I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:57Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:02Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:12I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table, though.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:45I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
29:00Yep, that's what they say.
29:02Hey, guess what?
29:11It works.
29:12Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That
29:17is,
29:18is great.
29:20And don't worry, I,
29:21I played it cool.
29:22Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over,
29:24and then you and I can do, like,
29:26this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:29It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:33No more pretending.
29:33Oh,
29:34and now you can date whoever you want, but, like, actually.
29:43All right, see ya.
29:51So,
29:52they are, in fact, getting back together,
29:55and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I,
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:09He is, he's, he's kind,
30:11he's funny,
30:12he,
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:16He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:21Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and,
30:24and being perfect or whatever,
30:25and I know Rain is the opposite of that,
30:27but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And,
30:30I know Jesse is a good one,
30:33but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not?
30:37There she is.
30:39Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:42I want to thank you, actually.
30:46If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize,
30:49Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:55You should know by now,
30:57given your literal track record.
31:00Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you had your fun,
31:05because I'm taking him back.
31:06There's nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:18I,
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:25Hey, Jesse.
31:32I, uh...
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:42Cherry.
31:42Cherry.
31:42You have been tormenting me
31:49for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:53Huh?
31:54What,
31:55what makes me so special?
31:58Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:03I just want to give you what you want.
32:19And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20I just want to give you what you want.
32:20Then you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:22Here we go.
32:34Oh, shit.
32:43He can't find us like this.
32:52You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:13What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:23Man, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:39Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:43Dude, what the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:13I'm in.
34:29What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what did I do?
34:46What did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:56Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:29Keep it down, would you?
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:43You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:53Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:55I have a run early in the morning.
35:57Our first meet is next weekend.
35:59I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:01But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:08That's, that's just a given.
36:16Hey, um, this bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:22Sorry.
36:22It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:34Of course, yeah.
36:35Don't, don't read, don't read into it.
36:37Yeah, of course.
36:38I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:47Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of fucking screaming matches, my dad,
37:26he, um, he finally just backed up his shit and, and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:33Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:49I woke up, and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:56Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did, I told everyone, I won't believe in it, they never do.
38:05But you know, fuck them, I know the truth, right?
38:17Rain?
38:18Yeah?
38:19I believe you.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:51Ugh.
39:53It's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:57Not really.
39:59Turns in all her assignments early.
40:03Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:09She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:35I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living house.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants that the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:32Seriously?
41:33What?
41:34You wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it...
41:40It was...
41:41It was...
41:42It was a mistake.
41:43Okay?
41:44Will you look at me?
41:45Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:46Like, be honest for one fucking second.
41:47Hey, Sky!
41:48Rain, go.
41:49Now, please.
41:50Okay?
41:51Jesse and I...
41:52Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
41:53There is no you and Jesse, just fucking admit it.
41:54Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
41:55I see what this is.
41:56You're trying to steal my girl.
41:57What?
41:58I'm trying to steal my girl.
41:59What?
42:00I'm trying to steal my girl.
42:01What?
42:02What?
42:03I'm trying to steal my girl.
42:04What?
42:05What?
42:06What?
42:07What?
42:08What?
42:09What?
42:10What?
42:11What?
42:12What?
42:13What?
42:14What?
42:15What?
42:16What?
42:17What?
42:18What?
42:20What?
42:21What?
42:22You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:24You're trying to steal my girl again!
42:25Hey, hey!
42:26She isn't your fucking girl, your choosing her to get back with Carly!
42:30Stop!
42:31Stop!
42:32You know what, you're right.
42:33I was, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:34But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:40I was because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:01Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:12Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:14For real this time?
43:16What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:37So...
43:49So...
44:02So...
44:05Look, I'm sorry to spring that onto you.
44:09Again.
44:10Listen, I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:19Mm-hmm.
44:20Yeah.
44:21What took you, Silva?
44:24She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just...
44:30I couldn't.
44:34So...
44:34Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:41Great.
44:42So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:47Hmm.
44:50Can I, um...
44:52Can I kiss you?
44:54Oh, sorry.
45:09Sorry, I'll...
45:10Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, sorry.
45:12We can.
45:12Yeah.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:43I'll see you tomorrow.
46:13Okay.
46:14What's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar!
46:19Go get the nurse.
46:20Go get the nurse.
46:23You're okay.
46:23You're okay.
46:24I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:26You're okay.
46:43Hey.
46:47She's alive.
46:50Here.
46:51Drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58She said you're okay.
46:59I don't think this is working.
47:01I don't think this is working.
47:05Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:17No, um...
47:20I mean, um...
47:24You and me.
47:30Oh.
47:31Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah.
47:39I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still.
47:42You know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Mm.
47:47Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:54Look, and as my friend, um...
48:03I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on, Rain.
48:12Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come on.
48:23Mm.
48:24You, um...
48:35You kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh...
48:37You okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um...
48:41I think I just...
48:44Had a panic attack.
48:47You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh...
48:53If you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them...
48:59You go to therapy?
49:03I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:05Working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I'm, um...
49:16I'm, um...
49:17I'm really sorry.
49:20About all that shit that I said.
49:22I, um...
49:24I was such a massive bitch.
49:27I had no idea, and...
49:29You know, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:33I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:38Like, you asked me why I've, um...
49:41I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:43I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:53Even if it was with, uh...
49:55With pure, unadulterated loathing.
50:00Yeah, anything.
50:00Anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:17Well...
50:18In that case...
50:21Um...
50:22You should know.
50:26Jussie and I...
50:27We, um...
50:30We broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um...
50:42You were right, actually.
50:45We don't...
50:47Fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who...
50:57Challenges me.
50:58Someone who makes sure that I...
51:02Pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:08Someone who will...
51:11Grab me.
51:13And kiss me.
51:14In the middle of the dorm, when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:20If I know what you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:31Um...
51:35I don't know...
51:38I don't know.
51:39I don't know.
51:40Yeah.
51:42Bye.
51:46Good日.
51:59Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you, I'm a virgin.
52:17With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight, remember?
52:25Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:55Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang!
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line!
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive, just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26Oh, yeah, you're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carlene, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:44Um, break a leg. Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:56Woo! What a finish! Go, Skyler!
53:59You do realize we have, uh, we have an audience, don't you?
54:16Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21Yeah.
54:21Mm-hmm.
54:30Lots.
54:32Let's cut this part, okay!
54:34That's a Yum!
54:37нами,coldon,
54:52glory.
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