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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47You.
00:11:47You.
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:49Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit.
00:12:09That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining
00:12:15until host death
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car
00:12:26just left to scare him off
00:12:27So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now
00:12:30Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur
00:12:35You already have two of them
00:12:37You gotta take her too
00:12:38Host death in 20 seconds
00:12:44Fuck
00:12:45Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur
00:12:55You're dead
00:12:56You hear me?
00:12:58I'm dead
00:12:59This is not over
00:13:00I'll catch you later, pretty girl
00:13:14Come on, let's go
00:13:15Go, go
00:13:22Thank you
00:13:23You saved my life
00:13:26Rescue mission complete
00:13:28Partner count increased
00:13:29Current total
00:13:303
00:13:30Affection metrics
00:13:32Mary
00:13:32Mary
00:13:3315
00:13:35Karen
00:13:3510
00:13:38Susan
00:13:3810
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy
00:13:44Rough around the edges
00:13:46But he's got guns
00:13:48But he's got guns
00:13:49Spells affection levels increased
00:13:50Rewards issued
00:13:51Medicine
00:13:5210 units
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns
00:13:554 clips of ammunition
00:13:5650 rounds each
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food?
00:14:05Meds?
00:14:06Weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex
00:14:09Woohoo!
00:14:10Woohoo!
00:14:11Woohoo!
00:14:12Hey, let's move
00:14:13It's not safe here
00:14:14Cool
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets
00:14:31But, hey, it's free
00:14:34Hope you don't mind
00:14:36You're kidding
00:14:37How can this shoebox fit the whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all
00:14:42You saved us
00:14:44It's more than enough
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit
00:14:48It's gonna be fine
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan
00:14:53You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton
00:14:58And this is my little sister
00:15:00We survived one of the battles
00:15:01And then got caught
00:15:04I'm Mary
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star
00:15:20Oh
00:15:21Country bumpkins
00:15:52I was supposed to escape with my dad
00:15:53Who thinks I'm a pain?
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no!
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup
00:16:04About half a gallon
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:16:09Okay
00:16:09Okay
00:16:22Wow
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together
00:16:26When she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing, just
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it
00:16:59I got it
00:17:02It's fine
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction
00:17:07So I'm your wife now
00:17:10I can boil the water
00:17:11And clean the floors
00:17:14Anything to make you happy
00:17:41She's cute
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help
00:17:46Right there
00:17:52You didn't just save me
00:17:56You gave me food
00:17:58A place to stay
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life
00:18:02That would make me
00:18:05Really happy
00:18:18Damn
00:18:19This system is
00:18:21For real
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:38Wow
00:18:40She moves fast
00:18:42Cute
00:18:43But charm
00:18:45That's my lane
00:18:48Okay
00:18:48Dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:56Oh no
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand
00:19:03I don't think I can stand
00:19:03I'm scared
00:19:03Come try to stand
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me
00:19:10You're so strong
00:19:12Makes me feel safe
00:19:15Honestly
00:19:16Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:33I can keep you warm
00:19:35I can keep you warm
00:19:36Give you a massage
00:19:37I can keep you warm
00:19:39I can keep you warm
00:19:42I can keep you warm
00:19:42I can keep you warm
00:19:43I can keep you warm
00:19:43I can keep you warm
00:19:44I can keep you warm
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting
00:19:46And see who Arthur chooses
00:19:51Back in school
00:19:52All the girls would call me a loser
00:19:54Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No
00:20:14No, nothing
00:20:15It was just really
00:20:16Hot in there
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:27If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever
00:20:34I need to raise their affection levels
00:20:37So
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook
00:20:52This is delicious
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am
00:21:13It's just
00:21:15It's really hot in here
00:21:34Sorry
00:21:42Susan
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving her husband a little massage
00:21:49Yeah
00:21:51Oh wow
00:21:52You must be so exhausted after all that cooking
00:21:56Maybe you need to lie down
00:21:58I could help you relax
00:22:00Great idea
00:22:03I'll help too
00:22:10If I don't make a move
00:22:12Am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage
00:22:32That's all
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall
00:22:36Now I try to repent
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret
00:22:45All of the hurt I have
00:22:48Cause I'm no angel
00:22:50This is too good to be true
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone
00:23:01Yeah
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay
00:23:07Forget the massage
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place
00:23:10Like now
00:23:12Yeah
00:23:18Alright, there should be enough supplies
00:23:20To get us a bigger place
00:23:21In Wasteland City
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah
00:23:33I'm okay, though
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest
00:23:36But you go on without me
00:23:40Okay
00:23:41But if you hear a sound
00:23:42You lock the door
00:23:43And you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Wait
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls
00:24:09Okay, babe
00:24:11I'll wait for you
00:24:13Okay
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now
00:24:32Three women waiting on her
00:24:34And more food than the rest of us combine
00:24:36Then we take it
00:24:40All of it
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well
00:25:20Look at you
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:38Good
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse
00:26:06If you want her back
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance
00:26:11Searching by these footprints
00:26:12There's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:13They must have teamed up with another group
00:26:15Those guys are animals
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it
00:26:19No, no
00:26:20No, Mary is alive
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere
00:26:23And she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here
00:26:41I'm going alone
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless
00:26:47You can't
00:26:47Hey
00:26:49Don't worry
00:26:50I'm going to bring Mary back
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon
00:27:10Boss
00:27:12Can't we have a little fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was waiting
00:27:22Mary really is still alive
00:27:23You promised Arthur we'd stay home
00:27:25I don't trust him alone
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick
00:27:41Someone with that much supply
00:27:43Doesn't move alone
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp
00:28:19Well, well
00:28:22Now, look who's here
00:28:24And you even came alone
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:29He's here because he's pussy whipped
00:28:32Look at him
00:28:35Horny fucking dog
00:28:37Did you bring the stuff
00:28:39I sure did
00:28:44Arthur, don't do this for me
00:28:45I'm not worth it
00:28:47Shut up
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary
00:28:52I will get you out of here
00:28:54I will get you out of here
00:29:07So we can go hunting
00:29:09I know a spot
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated
00:29:11A little bit far away
00:29:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods
00:29:21You gave me the girl
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose
00:29:38The hard way
00:29:42I gave you the supplies
00:29:44Now you let Mary go
00:29:45Anyone here see this idiot
00:29:47Hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope
00:29:49Never seen him before in my life
00:29:51You heard him
00:29:53Now beat it
00:29:54Come on, guys
00:29:57Let's be fair
00:30:03Surround him
00:30:13He is surrounded
00:30:15We have to help him
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are
00:30:24Oh, okay
00:30:25Alright, alright, alright
00:30:27I see what's going on here
00:30:28I know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29Be smart
00:30:31Get the fuck out
00:30:41I gave you a chance
00:30:43I gave you a chance
00:30:45I gave you a chance
00:31:12No way, a gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds
00:31:19Yeah, yeah
00:31:19With all the shots you fired
00:31:21You probably burned through
00:31:21Half a mag already
00:31:22Look, I don't care
00:31:23How many bullets he's got
00:31:24We rush him together
00:31:26The first one to kill him
00:31:28Gets his supplies
00:31:29And his girls
00:31:54Keep betting your lives
00:31:56I got my bullets
00:32:03Don't move
00:32:06We're not done yet
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry
00:32:16Okay
00:32:16I have nothing
00:32:18To do with this
00:32:19To his fucking jack
00:32:20Death to this
00:32:21It's all his fault
00:32:22He's lying
00:32:23I didn't do anything
00:32:24Tony took your girls
00:32:26He stole your supplies
00:32:28Don't shoot me
00:32:29Don't shoot me
00:32:32We can talk this out
00:33:01You just need to take the
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hard
00:33:36wow's affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:08okay
00:34:11don't kill me please
00:34:13we'll give you back everything
00:34:16shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22either man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you
00:34:33hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19huh
00:35:20at our new home
00:35:28affection metrics
00:35:29mary
00:35:31mary
00:35:3230
00:35:32karen
00:35:3315
00:35:34susan
00:35:3525
00:35:36human civilization continuation progress
00:35:3933%
00:35:40civilization
00:35:42continuation
00:35:43primary objective
00:35:46host
00:35:47must
00:35:47reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54you
00:35:55they like
00:35:55brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just see you
00:35:58here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:01x
00:36:01x
00:36:01x
00:36:01x
00:36:02x
00:36:11y
00:36:12x
00:36:19x
00:36:20x
00:36:20x
00:36:20x
00:36:21x
00:36:29x
00:36:34why are you what what are you doing arthur you saved me fed me gave me shelter
00:36:45risked everything to bring me back
00:36:50i don't think i've ever met a better person
00:36:54and
00:36:57i don't really have a future in this world
00:37:02okay mary i don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:37:06i know what you're thinking and i'm gonna regret it
00:37:13but i won't
00:37:17i choose you
00:37:36you take the rest of me
00:37:40yes you do
00:37:43you take the rest of me
00:37:46you get it i'm gonna go
00:37:50you take the rest of me
00:37:53looks like someone's eager
00:37:56seems like my husband hasn't been able to be more than anyone
00:38:00it's been a long week
00:38:03you
00:38:05i'll take good care
00:38:07i can feel the heat of your skin
00:38:18and the taste of your mouth
00:38:21makes me feel alive
00:38:24i'm hungry for your body
00:38:27ready for your game
00:38:30you take the rest of me
00:38:33you take the rest of me
00:38:36you take the rest of me
00:38:39you get it i'm gonna go
00:38:43you take the rest of me
00:38:46yes you do
00:38:53arthur
00:38:54baby
00:38:55don't stop
00:38:57please
00:39:00unbelievable
00:39:00she actually made the first move
00:39:03i won't be left behind
00:39:05arthur
00:39:07i know how to make you feel good
00:39:11hold me tighter
00:39:13you're driving me insane
00:39:17oh my god
00:39:23damn it
00:39:24i want sex too
00:39:26i want a man
00:39:35arthur
00:39:38arthur
00:39:41you're telling me that worthless piece of shit arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang
00:39:46alone
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies
00:39:49boss he had like
00:39:51two ak-47s
00:39:53i mean he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:57if i had a gun you three would have been corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now
00:40:01look boss
00:40:02we lost the supplies but
00:40:04we still managed to get you what you wanted
00:40:07yeah
00:40:07okay
00:40:07best we can manage
00:40:1043% alcohol
00:40:15lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:18hmm
00:40:19not bad
00:40:2043% huh
00:40:24it'll do
00:40:27queen telly will love this
00:40:31as for arthur
00:40:32once i finalize a deal with the queen
00:40:36i will bring her man
00:40:37and go kill him
00:40:38myself
00:40:50spouse affection levels detected
00:40:52rewards issued
00:40:54gasoline
00:40:5520 liters
00:40:56micro generators
00:40:583 units
00:40:59purified water
00:41:0030 liters
00:41:01food
00:41:0230 cans
00:41:03affection metrics
00:41:04mary
00:41:0530
00:41:05increased to 50
00:41:07susan
00:41:0735
00:41:08and karen
00:41:0915
00:41:09increased to 60
00:41:11why is karen's number higher than mary's
00:41:18karen
00:41:21oh no
00:41:22he looks so hot
00:41:24i can't help myself
00:41:33karen what happened to your clothes
00:41:42karen are you okay
00:41:45yeah
00:41:45yeah i'm
00:41:46i'm fine
00:41:49i'm gonna go change
00:41:51and i'll come back out
00:41:53okay
00:41:58that was close
00:41:59he almost found out about the mutation
00:42:01what's wrong with her
00:42:13what is this
00:42:22i didn't go on
00:42:28basement
00:42:30i knew something was off
00:42:32a one story house shouldn't be this elevated
00:42:35turns out there's a whole basement under here
00:42:38come on
00:42:40let's go check it out
00:42:55what the hell
00:42:59it's gold
00:43:01there's gotta be several tons of it
00:43:04gold huh
00:43:06in this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water
00:43:15now this
00:43:19this is the real gold of our era
00:43:24the real gold of our era
00:43:28these are aged whiskey barrels
00:43:30i mean judging by the wood they're at least
00:43:32pre-nuclear war maybe even older
00:43:34in a place like this people need something to get through the day
00:43:38cigarettes help with alcohol
00:43:40that's basically gold now
00:43:41this looks like it used to be a real working seller
00:43:45the owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol
00:43:49there have to be at least a hundred barrels here
00:43:51these are all premium whiskeys
00:43:5450 years old
00:43:55at least 50% of alcohol
00:43:57did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now
00:44:04this is the real gold of our era
00:44:06look at this much booze
00:44:08if we could buy the entire wasteland city
00:44:11make it ours
00:44:13ladies
00:44:14let's celebrate
00:44:15let's celebrate
00:44:17cheers
00:44:22and go
00:44:23go
00:44:24go
00:44:25go
00:44:25go
00:44:26go
00:44:26go
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00:44:29go
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00:44:31go
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00:44:35go
00:44:36go
00:44:37go
00:44:37go
00:44:37go
00:44:38go
00:44:39go
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00:44:39go
00:44:39go
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00:44:40go
00:44:42go
00:44:42go
00:44:44go
00:44:55go
00:44:55go
00:44:57go
00:44:57Do you want a woman?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop.
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:17A man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now.
00:45:27Karen, Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:36Ah!
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:49She's OK.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the wasteland queen,
00:46:35she's the daughter of New York mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts
00:46:40of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that, I'll meet with the queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:16I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:16The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here.
00:49:26Kneeling.
00:49:27Serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know.
00:49:38You might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48The end comes to us.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:50The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Ash?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate I didn't even recognize you after all these years well
00:51:01I never forgot about you Raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in
00:51:18school didn't I tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what
00:51:25you did wrong first but instead you snitched on me to the D and now I'm suspended you happy now
00:51:32you piece of shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:50you're stuck with it with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom cocktail really stuck with you huh
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew that with your own your own
00:52:18guys guys queen tilt I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:25I brought these two bottles that's an exchange that's good thank you
00:52:55strong before the war this wouldn't even passed this premium
00:53:03but now it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you and as for this fraud since we're classmates we could give him a quick less
00:53:17painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:25now how can you decide you haven't even tried my booze we silly why bother I mean
00:53:31just look at it cloudy as hell god knows what kind of shit he dumped in there I
00:53:35know him better than anyone we went to high school together he's always been shit yeah
00:53:40enough
00:53:45fine we'll do this properly but he can drink
00:53:51fine
00:53:52I'm not drinking sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:06you
00:54:07you
00:54:10you
00:54:11you
00:54:21this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not drinking it did I mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35the hell this guy can actually make booze I have no idea I mean he is the guy that pulled
00:54:40a gun on us so yeah maybe
00:54:45I approve whiskey
00:54:53all right
00:55:06blue flame
00:55:07that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:10I want your whiskey
00:55:12all of it everything that you have
00:55:14let me taste it
00:55:16sure
00:55:16but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:27oh that's it
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49Arthur
00:55:50please
00:55:51just give us
00:55:52do us a favor
00:55:53give us a little bit
00:55:54of adrenaline
00:55:55please
00:55:55a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:04okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss
00:56:10Arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did
00:56:16and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly I think it's time to
00:56:21send them out
00:56:29you fucking touched me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over Arthur
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it
00:56:35I will I swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:39I need to keep them close
00:56:42queen tilly
00:56:43now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:45I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:55call me tilly
00:56:56and whatever business you run
00:56:58I take eighty percent
00:57:01eighty
00:57:02come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well
00:57:06there is one way
00:57:08that we can wave it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:16be
00:57:16my
00:57:17husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:29we have time
00:57:42you know maybe I can work with eighty percent
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46I am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:50I want to try
00:57:52something different
00:57:55I'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you be the sadist
00:58:17compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:23failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:38here
00:58:40call me on this
00:58:42from now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:44and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51alright I'll
00:58:53contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55arrange delivery of the fifty bars
00:58:57hmm
00:58:57no need
00:58:59I'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:02I hear that you have three wives
00:59:06I want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women
00:59:11besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do I feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered
00:59:23reward issued
00:59:24anti-radiation serum
00:59:26motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:30spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:35the devil in disguise
00:59:39the devil in disguise
00:59:41the devil in disguise
00:59:42the devil in disguise
00:59:43the devil in disguise
00:59:44the devil in disguise
00:59:58character
00:59:59hold on
01:00:02come here
01:00:03come here
01:00:05help me let her go
01:00:06help me
01:00:07help me
01:00:09help me
01:00:12I'm mad
01:00:13I'm mad
01:00:14I'm mad
01:00:19I'm mad
01:00:20none of you
01:00:21You are a man!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode, she's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:21Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:34Oh!
01:01:41Oh my god, hey?
01:01:43Karen?
01:01:45She's operating.
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:49Karen, no!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No!
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on, Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on, come on, stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Run!
01:02:22No!
01:02:23I'm coming.
01:02:23I'm coming.
01:02:24No!
01:02:24I'm coming.
01:02:25I'm coming.
01:02:26of my options.
01:02:28Please let this work.
01:02:30I'm coming.
01:02:31I'm coming.
01:02:34You're coming.
01:02:35I'm coming.
01:02:45Oh, my God.
01:02:49Come on, come on.
01:03:07You're okay. You're okay.
01:03:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:03:13Griffin, I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay? Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine. Yeah.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:25I'm fine.
01:04:25I'm fine.
01:04:34I'm fine.
01:04:34Hey, Barrel.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no, I grabbed it first!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39Thou will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesman.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17spread out, find customers, keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Thank you, boss.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:47Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask?
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count Sun, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:31Dangerous.
01:08:32Dangerous.
01:08:33Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:09We represent Queen, Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Just pay, pay.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City, you got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha, that batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:26I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha, are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right, I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it, I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here,
01:12:21right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here
01:12:26fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:28and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy
01:12:38doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous
01:12:56that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me
01:13:06will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right!
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked them to drape piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control
01:14:36over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear full-out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:12I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Oh, oh, oh!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's imbalkable.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:10See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place.
01:16:21In five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:01I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's his turn!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his spine!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No, no.
01:17:46I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I've decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:17:59Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:20Both feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52You.
01:18:52Hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I think we can hold him off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls.
01:19:00I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:21Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:48Yeah.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly.
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:41Holy...
01:20:43Queen...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers?
01:21:42So somebody speaks?
01:21:43So somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come on.
01:25:10I know you're in there.
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on.
01:25:38Come on.
01:25:40Keep fighting.
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:47But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:17Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're in this together.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine, but guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47Alright.
01:27:48You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31You should be afraid.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:42You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:08You ain't seen nothing yet.
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