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ππHot Trending ππ End of the World, Start of My Empire
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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now, eat or be eaten.
00:00:27i obrigado a lot of knowledge.
00:01:02What, that's it?
00:01:03Look, man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:32Two lovely sisters.
00:01:54Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:57Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:01Children.
00:02:02Woo-hoo!
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits!
00:02:46When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids!
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:12I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:15System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining, three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait, is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:36You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46Guns still existed.
00:04:48I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The war had white top guns.
00:04:52That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:59I'm not staying for this stupid ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me.
00:05:17All right.
00:05:18One.
00:05:19Can.
00:05:20Of.
00:05:21Food.
00:05:22Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:30No.
00:05:31I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:44And.
00:05:45And.
00:05:46A bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur.
00:05:53Those girls.
00:05:54Are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare.
00:05:57Get in my way.
00:05:58Easy.
00:05:59Gentleman.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two.
00:06:15Tans.
00:06:16Oh.
00:06:18Two.
00:06:19Cans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Show us what you got.
00:06:40Host death.
00:06:41In 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increase detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like...
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:43You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:51Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:07:54Woo!
00:07:57Woo!
00:07:59Woo!
00:08:01Woo!
00:08:02Woo!
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidding?
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:45All right.
00:08:47If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm gonna hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your musket.
00:09:32Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take it for a step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:49This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place but, it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested. Rescue required for binding. Failure to complete will result in post-death. Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:49This again? In only two minutes? I told you. I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl. I know where
00:10:57Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:59Bridget, why don't we take care of his goods here first? Just had two women taken away from me. I
00:11:05am pissed.
00:11:07And then you're gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here. You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again? You're fucking dead. I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to the
00:11:44strays. Stay back!
00:11:47Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit. That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:23Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just enough to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur? You're dead. You hear me?
00:12:57I'm dead. I'm dead. This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on. Let's go. Go. Go.
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:27Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3. Affection metrics, Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns. 4 clips of ammunition. 50 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles? Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two? Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:09Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:14:12Hey, let's move. It's not safe here.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:29No hot water, no bed sheets, but...
00:14:32Hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:38How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:56I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Miri.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but...
00:15:26He left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Okay.
00:15:32From now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Okay, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:49Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:07Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:25How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you saying?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:42But I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:08I don't know.
00:18:19Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:57Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:02I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:08It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even though.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:43And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:50Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This soup is delicious.
00:21:10Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:43I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:50Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:56Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies
00:23:20to get us to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound,
00:23:42you lock the door,
00:23:43and you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I don't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:33Three women waiting on her,
00:24:34and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Yeah, and then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:23You look a lot better than you, did you?
00:25:26Yesterday.
00:25:38Good. Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary!
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:16Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:28They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:50I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:11Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was waiting.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:39Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:50We're having two in dinner now.
00:27:53She's not next to her.
00:27:57The positivist if you spring to blow that old.
00:27:57Ha!
00:28:15Dollars!
00:28:15All the trosport shows are not the evil!
00:28:18The revelations of vengeance!
00:28:20well well look who's here you even came alone did you come here to die or to
00:28:28give us some food he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny
00:28:35fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not sure did oh sir don't do this for me
00:28:45i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time to talk don't worry mary i will get you out
00:28:54of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was
00:29:22the deal right
00:29:24what girl
00:29:36so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:48nope i've never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be
00:29:57fair
00:30:03surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:29be smart get the fuck out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:43i gave you a chance
00:30:53you
00:30:53you
00:30:53you
00:30:59you
00:31:00you
00:31:00you
00:31:00you
00:31:00you
00:31:03you
00:31:12no way a gun a real fucking gun how the fuck did you get a real gun
00:31:16there are more of us he can't have that many rounds
00:31:19yeah yeah with all the shots you fired you probably burned through half a man already
00:31:22look i don't care how many bullets he's got
00:31:24we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls
00:31:55he's been your lives on my boy
00:32:03don't move
00:32:06we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with this
00:32:19to his fucking jack justice it's all his fault
00:32:22he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he stole your supplies
00:32:29don't shoot me
00:32:29don't shoot me
00:32:32we can talk this out
00:32:34go
00:32:35to your house
00:33:00go
00:33:03go
00:33:04go
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you i
00:33:18was so
00:33:18scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:33:23how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so hot
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:17ladies let's have a feast tonight huh at our new home
00:35:27affection metrics mary 30 karen 15 susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:35:40civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve
00:35:50human civilization what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baby i brought you a clean towel i'll just leave you here okay thanks
00:36:08uh
00:36:13um
00:36:14uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:15uh
00:36:26uh
00:36:30uh
00:36:31uh
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00:36:33uh
00:36:41uh
00:36:51uh
00:36:58uh
00:37:00uh
00:37:00uh
00:37:01uh
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:07I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:31I'm ready for your game.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind him anymore.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:18And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:27Ready for your game.
00:38:30Ready.
00:38:31You take the rest of me
00:38:33You take the rest of me
00:38:39You can't let it out of the door
00:38:43You take the rest of me
00:38:46Yes, you go
00:38:54Arthur, baby, don't stop
00:38:57Please
00:39:00Unbelievable
00:39:00She actually made the first move
00:39:04I won't be left behind
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good
00:39:09Help
00:39:11Help me, Tyler
00:39:14You're driving me insane
00:39:17Oh my god
00:39:23Damn it
00:39:25I want sex too
00:39:27I want a man
00:39:36Arthur
00:39:38Arthur
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone, and you lost all those
00:39:48supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s, I mean he mowed down a ton of our guns
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses shreddle with fucking bullets right now
00:40:01Look boss, we lost the supplies but we still managed to get you what you wanted
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage
00:40:1043% alcohol
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:18Mmm, not bad
00:40:2043% huh
00:40:23It'll do
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize the deal with the queen, I will bring her men and go kill him
00:40:38myself
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:52Rewards issued
00:40:54Gasoline
00:40:5520 liters
00:40:56Micro generators
00:40:58Three units
00:40:59Three units
00:40:59Purified water
00:41:0030 liters
00:41:01Food
00:41:0230 cans
00:41:03Affection metrics
00:41:04Mary
00:41:0530 increased to 50
00:41:07Susan
00:41:0735
00:41:08And Karen
00:41:0915 increased to 60
00:41:11Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no
00:41:22He looks so hot
00:41:25I can't help myself
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah
00:41:45Yeah, yeah I'm- I'm fine
00:41:50I'm- I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out
00:41:53Okay
00:41:57Whew!
00:41:58That was close
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I let go of it.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:06In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:35In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:12Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:23And...
00:44:23Chuck!
00:44:25Chuck!
00:44:25Chuck!
00:44:25Chuck!
00:44:27Chuck!
00:44:28Chuck!
00:44:30Ooh!
00:44:31Wait, isn't finished your teaser?
00:44:33Yes.
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:35Oh!
00:44:35Yeah!
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:54Karen, what are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan, stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen, calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:45Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:59No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss, and before
00:46:38the war she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:45Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that, I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Would you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:19I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08I brewed this myself.
00:49:09All right, it's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:16The last guy who said that lost his tongue.
00:49:19Because I cut it out.
00:49:23Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my foot rest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:49The end comes to us.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real, or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:33The end comes to us.
00:50:46Os?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:50The fraud.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:55My old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:00Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:18Arthur, didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now?
00:51:33You piece of shit.
00:51:35You're all gonna pay through this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:50You'll start with the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:09We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:15With your own urine?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even passed as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud.
00:53:14Since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:25And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Queen Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Queen Tilly, why?
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:03Good boy.
00:54:05Oh, fuck.
00:54:21This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make a booth?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:40I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Burns.
00:55:00Whoa!
00:55:06Blue flame.
00:55:08That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:11I want your whiskey.
00:55:12All of it.
00:55:13Everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure.
00:55:16But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Queen Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43We should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur.
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51Just give us...
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02Anything.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:15Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did.
00:56:16And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:31Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:37A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly.
00:56:44Now, aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly.
00:56:57And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on.
00:57:03That's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:42You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:51I wanna try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:03No need to run.
00:58:06No need to hide.
00:58:10No need to hide.
00:58:11No need to hide.
00:58:11As long as young.
00:58:15Oh my goodness.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:27No one.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51Alright, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I wanna meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise.
00:59:42horrendous nod.
00:59:49AHHHH
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02APer in the bowl.
01:00:03Help me! Help me! Let her go!
01:00:07Help me!
01:00:12I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She's lost control!
01:00:49Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:07Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer! Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:24Stay off!
01:01:28Stay off!
01:01:41Karen!
01:01:41Oh my god!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45She's operating!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No! No! Come on!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:56If spouse death is confirmed, host death protocol will initiate!
01:02:02Karen, come on! Come on! Come on, Karen! Stay with me! Come on! Come on! Stay with me! Come on,
01:02:07Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline! Come on!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:17Spouse life status!
01:02:18Karen, zero percent!
01:02:20Post death in ten seconds!
01:02:22Uh, mid-box! Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen! I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27Come on, Karen! I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:33I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:35We're just going out!
01:02:50Don't call me.
01:03:06Are you okay?
01:03:08You're okay.
01:03:09Oh my God!
01:03:10Oh my God!
01:03:13Kristen!
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:27You're on fire.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:50Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three cents.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skin rocks!
01:04:50Let's go now!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste...
01:05:09Line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces.
01:05:29Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys.
01:06:13Why need salesmen?
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:20Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:23We should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:34Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50Saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on boys, payday.
01:09:17We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on boys, get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good, we're good.
01:09:31What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:33These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on outta here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:38First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:05You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:22Mr. Ross.
01:11:23You sure you don't wanna verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna...
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen...
01:11:33has employed me for over five years.
01:11:37She takes all the taxes.
01:11:40You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:11:46the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross.
01:11:50You see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:59Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right.
01:12:04Raymond Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts.
01:12:27And I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right.
01:12:33Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:50You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:13:47You're still worthless.
01:13:49Ha, ha.
01:13:51Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass.
01:13:56And you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give a hundred barrels.
01:14:02Or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:22Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot us?
01:14:28I don't understand.
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:48Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:07Fear.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:15:18You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34Third option? Fuck off! You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:37Hey!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:50Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:06Silly?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard gun.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Silly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Raven.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chili on that there toy?
01:16:51Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his thighs!
01:17:09So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Chili, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:37Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:39Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you!
01:18:49Mr. Ross.
01:18:52You.
01:18:52Hey.
01:18:52Hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls.
01:19:00I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Cut!
01:19:04Fucking cow!
01:19:05Fire!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:08We did!
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want to have that bootleg stuff as crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey.
01:20:16This idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa!
01:20:26Hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not- that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:38Shut up!
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:43Queen- Queen Tilly, he- he's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me-
01:21:01By him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Mr. Tilly, I- I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it!
01:21:27He set us up!
01:21:28Oh, come on.
01:21:29Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I- I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I- I didn't know-
01:21:51Raymond, he- he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I- I- I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I- I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask- ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03Heh heh.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace?
01:22:10Throw him out.
01:22:11Web.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:23No!
01:22:25What?
01:22:25No!
01:22:26You don't understand!
01:22:27No!
01:22:27What?
01:22:28No!
01:22:29Get up!
01:22:34We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:13Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:33I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:37Sigh.
01:23:39Sigh.
01:23:53Woooo!
01:23:55Woooo!
01:23:55Woooo!
01:23:55Woooo!
01:23:55Woooo!
01:23:56Woooo!
01:23:56Woooo!
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:03Razz, motherfucker! Come on, Arthur. I know you're in there.
01:24:07You didn't expect this, did you? We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base. That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:20Look, I'm out of bullets, but I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it. I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after. I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur! Come out! I know you're in there! Bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded! So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit! Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day! I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47Get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes. If you die, we die with you.
01:26:00Yes. I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement. There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered. I'm a fallen queen now. Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you. We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Thou's affection levels increased. Rewards issued. RPG, 10. MP5, 1. Ammunition, 5,000 rounds. 50 armed guards. Items can be
01:27:10retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay. Okay. You got me. I surrender. Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here. Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine. But guns down first. If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:46Alright. You come out nice and slow. No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker! Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger. Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live. So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe. Baby.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget. You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies. We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children. Human civilization progress. 60%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire. You ain't seen nothing yet.
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