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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:46Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See, even that help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:21No!
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00:04:51Hey it's here!
00:04:52Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00yeah i could have done better i was aiming for their heads he managed a perfect shot with a
00:05:06flat bowl only someone like lion could do that bobby would you be interested in representing
00:05:13our golf club at the u.s open miss me i want to thank you for everything that you've done
00:05:17for
00:05:18my daughter and i i'm sorry i don't play golf i collect balls and clean the grounds
00:05:25i see real talent in you don't waste it it's just a lucky shot
00:05:46hey bobby thought about what i said last time you know they can't come back i'm sorry gabe
00:05:54i already told you my answer i want to stay by eleanor's side and watch her grow up
00:06:07gabriel i already told you i'm not changing my answer mr woods i'm your daughter's art teacher
00:06:13you need to come to the school now
00:06:24what happened sweetheart
00:06:30did you hit my daughter
00:06:35hey
00:06:36you talk to me not my daughter oh god it's the loser groundskeeper from earlier
00:06:45the small world my daddy is not a loser he so is he even looks like a bum
00:06:51that's enough settle down girls mr woods a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy
00:06:59for gifted young children eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills but but
00:07:06you're too poor only my daddy can afford it yeah guess what tuition 70k a year and obviously
00:07:15you cannot afford that so just go ahead give the spot to my daughter instead
00:07:21daddy is 70 grand a lot i don't need it i don't want to go daddy
00:07:32i promised claire that i would always take care of our daughter
00:07:36but now i am such a bad father this kid is obviously a bully and she hit eleanor because
00:07:45she was jealous she had her spot and you let it happen hey kids will fight i can't stop that
00:07:52then you suspend her i hey
00:08:05look you piece of trash there is 10k forget about art school art and golf the finer things in life
00:08:15are for the wealthy it's not my fault you are not man enough to give your little daughter
00:08:23what she wants in life come on angel get your stuff let's go see i told you so wait mr
00:08:34smith about
00:08:35that donation mr woods if the art institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week
00:08:41i'll be forced to give the spot to rosa i'm sorry
00:08:50does that hurt sweetheart no i'm sorry daddy i'll give my spot to rosa i'll be a good kid
00:08:58i don't want to cause you any trouble no sweetie i'm sorry and don't worry your daddy's not gonna
00:09:06i'll let that brat take your spot
00:09:14i've buried the man i used to be but now my daughter needs him
00:09:18it's time to bring the lion back
00:09:35gabriel get my clubs i'm back
00:10:00sis qualifying match next week i'm gonna destroy those guys over at golden hills golf club
00:10:09ah jake you're our best shot with you we can finally show those guys at the golden hills golf
00:10:13club who's boss and they've been trying to buy us out for years now if it wasn't for their new
00:10:17grand slam champ kane i would have jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat kane it's a shame the
00:10:24legendary golfer lion retired at the peak of his career he was still here kane wouldn't be getting
00:10:30away with any of this are we still daydreaming about lion again didn't you want to marry him too
00:10:37what shut up two yards
00:10:43what
00:10:48what do you mean two yards his grip's weak
00:10:52ball's gonna fade two yards to the right
00:10:54shut up dude you're just a homeless loser that mia took in
00:10:58why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job
00:11:01i mean look have you ever even held a golf club
00:11:03ignore him okay jake's always been a straight shooter
00:11:06he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy
00:11:10you guys really don't see this
00:11:13i guess that makes sense
00:11:15this game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:19well tell me
00:11:20what do you see
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact
00:11:31and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't
00:11:34he could get injured
00:11:35jake is a pro golfer
00:11:37he just got his pga tour card this year
00:11:39what do you know
00:11:40how about you go and go focus on pulling up weeds or something
00:11:43you're sneaking up the place with your bullshit
00:11:51hey it's free advice take it or leave it
00:11:53but we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:55because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact
00:12:21jake what's wrong with your wrist
00:12:23nothing
00:12:24what's up with you guys
00:12:25so distracted i hooked it right
00:12:27yeah mr know-it-all here won't stop yapping and talking that shit
00:12:29this
00:12:30oh my god
00:12:34come on man
00:12:34jake
00:12:36you keep putting pressure on this wrist you're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:39man let go
00:12:40you're just a useless groundskeeper
00:12:43you know how valuable my hand is
00:12:45bobby's prediction was down to the inch
00:12:48i was right
00:12:49he's more talented than he seems
00:12:51jake our golf club depends on you
00:12:53please get your wrist checked
00:12:54it'll just take a moment
00:12:56oh mia you're not actually listening to this guy right
00:12:58this guy's a rookie
00:12:59or he could be a freaking spy from the golden hills
00:13:03i bet he's here to throw jake off right before calls
00:13:05no
00:13:05no
00:13:06i believe him
00:13:07and he makes a good point
00:13:10he's more than just a groundskeeper
00:13:14and he's here to throw jake off right now
00:13:15he's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:18yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself
00:13:20a guy who never swung a golf club
00:13:21i've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:37who's this asshole
00:13:38tyler carter
00:13:39younger brother of kane carter you know
00:13:42most recent world champion
00:13:44and he's paired up with jake next week
00:13:50it's all on the wrist baby
00:13:56ready
00:14:01it's always here to start shit
00:14:02yeah
00:14:03got it
00:14:03oh
00:14:04good job baby
00:14:06oh my gosh
00:14:09look who it is
00:14:12your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt
00:14:15why don't you turn it into a strip club
00:14:17maybe you'll finally break even
00:14:19you're not welcome here
00:14:21leave
00:14:24oh
00:14:25is this your little wimp of a brother
00:14:26is that the best august guy nowadays
00:14:29you watch your fucking mouth how about that
00:14:31me uh
00:14:33dreaming of trophies
00:14:34when your best bet's this useless
00:14:37amateur
00:14:37god
00:14:39it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:43look
00:14:44we both know you're not gonna win
00:14:45it's just not possible
00:14:47let me throw you a lifeline
00:14:49you sign over august to me
00:14:51and i'll give you a fat payout
00:14:54we can all go home happy
00:14:57all you gotta do is sign the deal
00:14:58it's all yours baby
00:15:01never
00:15:04august golf club is my mother's life's work
00:15:06my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:09okay
00:15:11option two
00:15:12you put this on
00:15:15you show me a good time tonight
00:15:17i'll cut you a good deal
00:15:19fuck you man
00:15:20fuck you
00:15:21you and me let's go at it
00:15:22sudden death match
00:15:24lose our backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:28so the puppy's not a wimp
00:15:32he's an idiot
00:15:34fine
00:15:35she better not be all bark
00:15:37you better have some bite to you boy
00:15:47look you're going to lose jake
00:15:49fuck off man
00:15:50stop acting like you're hot shit
00:15:52don't you have to go mow the lawn or something
00:15:53he's provoked you okay
00:15:55you're too emotional now
00:15:56and you haven't fixed your swing yet
00:15:57you won't win
00:15:58shut up
00:15:59you are a useless groundskeeper
00:16:02you don't tell me what to do
00:16:05looks like tyler wants a sudden death match
00:16:07on the first hole
00:16:18you see that
00:16:21302 yards
00:16:22mid fairway
00:16:23and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:27show em jake
00:16:30that stance
00:16:31it's too low
00:16:33that ball is going off course
00:16:35what did you just say
00:16:37i said his ball is going in the rough
00:16:39will you quit the yapping
00:16:40you got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:16:41acting like you're professional or something
00:16:43i'm the one swinging here okay
00:16:45don't backseat it
00:16:56hopeless
00:16:57what an idiot
00:16:58oh my gosh
00:17:02213 in the rough
00:17:03oh my god
00:17:05my granny could swing harder than that dude
00:17:23if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win
00:17:26time for a little help
00:17:31well gramps the fuck you doing with that rock
00:17:33you better not mess with jake
00:17:34this is serious
00:17:36okay guys whatever he has planned
00:17:37i believe him okay
00:17:41holy shit
00:17:41holy shit
00:17:56let's go
00:17:57that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing
00:18:00nah that must have been a coincidence
00:18:01a rock can't change the club angle
00:18:03yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:05jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:07don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:09remember
00:18:10fortune favors the bowl
00:18:23guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing
00:18:26come on jake
00:18:27come on jake
00:18:56thought we were playing a friendly match
00:18:58i thought we were playing a friendly match
00:18:58doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:01i hope you learned your lesson bud
00:19:02there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:05whatever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:11a torn ligament
00:19:13must have been strained for a long time
00:19:16everything bobby said came true
00:19:18who is he really
00:19:21okay okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:23no i can't keep going
00:19:25i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:31hogs golf club
00:19:32it's the last thing mom left us
00:19:34i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:39it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:42if i find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:44i might let you keep your club
00:19:45what the fuck did you say
00:19:47watch this bitch
00:19:53is that the best you got
00:19:55i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:07jake's already three strokes in
00:20:09he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:10but his wrist
00:20:11will you stop
00:20:13as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:15no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:21you're still powering through
00:20:23why don't i help you with that
00:20:28that's enough
00:20:34i'll take it from here
00:20:38will you back off
00:20:39this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:40go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:43jake that's enough
00:20:44step down
00:20:45if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:48let bobby take over
00:20:52are you serious right now mia
00:20:54you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:20:58why
00:20:59are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:04you got some balls
00:21:05i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:09you better not let it get to your head
00:21:14this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:26this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:33just look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden
00:21:38you're not even qualified to be a caddie
00:21:44excuse me sir
00:21:46don't mind him
00:21:48he's an asshole
00:21:49i'm mia
00:21:51i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:21:54and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:21:57i'd be happy to help
00:22:16is that your wife
00:22:18you should have brought her with you
00:22:19i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:23a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:26the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:32that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:36front of her grave
00:22:37i'm begging
00:22:38the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:40remember you got a lot on the line
00:22:43you lose this
00:22:44you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:46and
00:22:47losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:22:52deal
00:22:54you better keep your word
00:23:09this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:10is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:12we're screwed
00:23:13what clue is groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:16you got wind speed
00:23:18five miles an hour
00:23:20humidity
00:23:2160%
00:23:23good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:34please clear the water
00:23:35forget about the hole
00:23:37you won't even make it over the water
00:23:38i win
00:23:53what the fuck
00:23:55fuck
00:23:57is he about to perform a miracle
00:23:58there's no way
00:24:00it's a trick shot
00:24:02it can't control where it lands
00:24:11what the water
00:24:12i skipped it in the hole
00:24:14but how
00:24:15it's a miracle
00:24:16am i dreaming
00:24:17did we actually beat the gold hills
00:24:19bastards
00:24:20this is impossible
00:24:22this is impossible
00:24:22there's no way i lost to a
00:24:23an amateur
00:24:24a gardener
00:24:25impossible
00:24:28that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:33only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:36even kane
00:24:37only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:47is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:51who are you
00:24:56who are you
00:24:57me
00:24:57i'm a nobody
00:24:59i'm a gardener
00:25:00who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:02i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:06yes
00:25:06of course
00:25:07you just saved august golf club
00:25:09we of course will welcome you
00:25:10mia
00:25:10this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:14can't leave it with this guy
00:25:15he probably doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:17i mean mia please
00:25:18we should reconsider
00:25:19was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:22i mean
00:25:22how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:24if he was really that talented
00:25:25why would he be slumming at august golf club
00:25:27all the things he could be doing
00:25:29yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:33we'd be left out
00:25:34okay silence all of you
00:25:36i believe in bobby
00:25:38and he's our only hope now
00:25:40hey bobby
00:25:41i got cash
00:25:42hot babes
00:25:45you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:47look at anything you could ever want
00:25:50i can't pay you cash
00:25:53or an advancement
00:25:54but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:58if you'll still have us
00:26:00i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude
00:26:03every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:09just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition
00:26:1770k a year
00:26:28i just mowed the lawn
00:26:30i don't need much in life
00:26:36i'll represent august in the qualifications next week
00:26:40my heart's racing
00:26:42what's going on
00:26:44you old bastard
00:26:46you're gonna regret this
00:26:49hey
00:26:51aren't you forgetting something
00:26:52what are you talking about
00:26:54our bet
00:26:55you're forfeiting right
00:26:57my brother
00:26:58kane carter
00:26:59he's the grand champ
00:27:01your little amateur ass
00:27:03are you sure you want this
00:27:05it doesn't matter who it is
00:27:07a bet's a bet
00:27:15you bastard
00:27:16you're gonna regret this
00:27:18men honor their words
00:27:20dogs run with your tails
00:27:22tucked between their legs
00:27:25what are you little boy
00:27:26you motherfucker
00:27:29mark my words
00:27:31you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:33come on girls
00:27:46you lost
00:27:47to a ground speaker
00:27:50a loser who picks up balls
00:27:53it was a fluke
00:27:55if you just give me another chance
00:27:57i'll do
00:27:59useless
00:28:00the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:28:03you better not film me again in the qualification match
00:28:18i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:22but
00:28:23it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:28i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:31you still think about him
00:28:37i don't know
00:28:39do you want me to still think about him
00:29:00come on
00:29:02now where
00:29:03we're leaving
00:29:08you're drunk
00:29:09i'm taking you home
00:29:12party pooper
00:29:14fuck you gentlemen
00:29:19i'm so thirsty
00:29:21i'll get you some water
00:29:22thank you
00:29:30i'm so thirsty
00:29:43i've been driving
00:29:45i've been driving
00:29:45put the timing
00:29:46did the work and it's all for me
00:29:50I've been driving, no compromising
00:29:54I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk
00:30:07Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm
00:30:10You can't break me down
00:30:12Never give up, don't move me back around
00:30:16Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:19Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:23Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:26Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:48I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:55I had fun too
00:30:57A lot of fun
00:31:04Good afternoon
00:31:06My name is Joanna Wilson
00:31:09Vice President of the USGA
00:31:13On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:31:15I'd like to welcome you all
00:31:18To the US Open Press Conference
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:31:28Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:30But this year
00:31:32We'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:34With something special
00:31:38This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:40Can scan your swing ID
00:31:43And match to your rank
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:32:02Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:03Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here
00:32:07Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest
00:32:10Okay
00:32:11Literally, I don't like this
00:32:12For measure of liberty
00:32:31Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:33Absolutely we are
00:32:34It's done
00:32:34Enough wasting my time
00:32:36By the way
00:32:38Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:40So that everybody here
00:32:42Is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:49This is a press conference
00:32:51Not a dumpster
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:56You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:57Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:33:01Okay
00:33:03Okay
00:33:04Sit back
00:33:06You'll see my rank
00:33:08Hey, get this
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face
00:33:11While I crush him on my heel
00:33:44He's 15
00:33:45Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:49Pretty much
00:33:50Don't cry, though
00:33:51It's okay
00:33:52You may lose to me
00:33:54But all of you are better than him
00:33:58You know, it's sad, Mia
00:34:00The best you got is dead last
00:34:02You know, Tyler, shut up
00:34:03August is not gonna be dead last
00:34:05Just mark my words
00:34:07Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:09He's ranked 15th
00:34:11He's a nobody
00:34:13Wow
00:34:14That's something coming from the Gardner
00:34:16Do you even know what it means
00:34:18To be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:21Gardner?
00:34:21The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper
00:34:24To the U.S. Open
00:34:24What the hell?
00:34:25Yeah, she sure did
00:34:26I think you should be disqualified
00:34:28All in favor, raise your hand
00:34:34Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:37Everyone deserves a shot
00:34:39The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:41That's cute
00:34:42August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:44And threw a tantrum
00:34:45Yeah, she did
00:34:46Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:49Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:35:09Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:15I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:20What do you think you're doing?
00:35:22Ice here, kid
00:35:23You're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:32This is my rating
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired
00:35:55Vanished without a trace
00:35:58Only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04Talented golfers
00:36:06Right come and gone
00:36:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13Mr. Hale
00:36:15You have to see this
00:36:17We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:19The all-time number one
00:36:23I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:27To celebrate your comeback
00:36:29I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:33Take these, let's go
00:36:35I'm a champ
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules
00:36:45Only the top ten Govers in the nation
00:36:47Have their rank locked
00:36:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:52No, that can't be right
00:36:54Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:55Cold hard facts
00:36:57I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred
00:37:01And no bikes
00:37:06Quickly, to the press conference
00:37:07And bring the trophies
00:37:09All of them
00:37:11I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:37:18Wait
00:37:19There's an explanation for this
00:37:21He's not a pro golfer
00:37:22So he's probably not even registered
00:37:24Yeah, that explains it
00:37:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:37:29Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:37:31And you lost to me
00:37:33What does that make you?
00:37:35Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:37:38You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:37:41We have the right to unlock it
00:37:42If you get on your knees right now
00:37:44I might let you go
00:37:46Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:48Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:50I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:53Go, boys
00:37:56You're gonna regret that
00:37:57Get ready, folks
00:37:58This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:11What?
00:38:13He's not just in the top ten
00:38:15He's the best in the country?
00:38:17That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:38:21How?
00:38:23Could it be?
00:38:26No, that can't be right
00:38:27There's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:38:30He's got a point
00:38:31Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:34No way
00:38:34Thank goodness
00:38:35You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:38You just had one lucky stroke
00:38:40You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:38:43This golf tournament's for pros
00:38:44Not no amateurs like you
00:38:46Boys, get them out of here
00:38:47That's not up to you
00:38:49That's up to the Golfers Association
00:38:52Miss Wilson
00:38:53As the vice president of the association
00:38:55There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:58Tyler
00:38:59Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you
00:39:02Making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:12Oh, don't act shocked
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:39:20I think we should get him out of here
00:39:22An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:29On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:39:34You bastards
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41The chairman?
00:39:43That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:46Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:49Empetism is a big word for you, man
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:55He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:40:00Make sure they're gone
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back
00:40:03This is my turn
00:40:09This is my turn
00:40:17Hands off
00:40:21That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion
00:40:24No one's ever seen it
00:40:26Why did he bring it today?
00:40:27The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:40:32They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:40:34And there's multiple?
00:40:36Mr. Chairman
00:40:38What are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:41That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:40:46Not Golden Hills
00:40:48Mr. Chairman
00:40:49These two crashed the press conference
00:40:51I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:54The trash
00:40:58How dare you?
00:41:00Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03Are you serious right now?
00:41:05You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:08Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14He is the top-ranked golfer
00:41:17Mr. Hale
00:41:18There's a bug in the system
00:41:20He's not even in the rankings
00:41:22He's a nobody
00:41:23A nobody
00:41:25So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:29All these trophies belong to him
00:41:32That's impossible
00:41:34He's done the impossible
00:41:35Time and time again
00:41:37All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:41:40He is the legendary golfer
00:41:51The legendary golfer
00:41:54Sir
00:41:55I need to talk to you
00:41:57In private
00:42:00What is he hiding from me?
00:42:05Look
00:42:06I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:42:10Eleanor's still young
00:42:11And I don't want the press hounding her
00:42:15I am so sorry, Claire
00:42:16I wasn't there for you
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:20And I should have been by your side
00:42:23I promise
00:42:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:34I understand
00:42:36I can keep your secret
00:42:38Thanks
00:42:40Here we go
00:42:45After thorough review
00:42:47We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:56All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:06Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:18What?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:21We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:43:23And you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:26I am the president of the Golf Association
00:43:28And the host of the U.S. Open
00:43:32I do have that right
00:43:33You old bastard
00:43:34You're making a mistake
00:43:36Making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:38Over this nobody?
00:43:39Enough
00:43:41You and your golf club
00:43:42Have been a menace to the golf society
00:43:44For far too long
00:43:46You have no authority here
00:43:50Take them out
00:43:51You can't do this
00:43:52You can't do this
00:43:53You reckless bastard
00:43:55As for you
00:43:57The Golf Association has no room
00:44:01For a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:44:03You're fired
00:44:05You can't fire me
00:44:07I am the vice president
00:44:08You can't fucking fire me
00:44:11You batsman
00:44:15I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant
00:44:20Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:25Just watch out
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:28I chose to come back
00:44:30I'm ready for anything
00:44:33Come what may
00:44:48All right
00:44:49You can open your eyes
00:44:57So you want to guess
00:44:58What I got you
00:44:59For your birthday
00:45:00I don't know
00:45:01But I do know
00:45:03That I'm gonna love it
00:45:04Because it's a present from daddy
00:45:11Daddy
00:45:11Is this all for me?
00:45:14It's just like my drawing
00:45:15Yep
00:45:15It's all yours sweetie
00:45:20Oh
00:45:21I can't forget this
00:45:28Perfect
00:45:30My princess
00:45:32May I have the first dance?
00:45:34Yes
00:45:55Mirror, mirror
00:45:56On the wall
00:45:57Who's the prettiest princess
00:45:59Of them all?
00:46:00Why it's you
00:46:02My pretty little princess
00:46:03Eleanor
00:46:04Wait, daddy
00:46:05I've got you a present
00:46:08This is my lucky bracelet
00:46:10I made it at school
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it
00:46:14Means good things will happen
00:46:16Daddy
00:46:16You're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:19I'll be cheering for you
00:46:21And I know mommy will too
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:46:25So I didn't tell her about the match
00:46:27But it looks like she knew all along
00:46:30Thank you sweetie
00:46:33I promise
00:46:34I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:43Welcome everybody
00:46:44To the final qualifying round
00:46:46For the U.S. Open
00:46:47Which is also known as
00:46:49Golf's longest day
00:46:50Today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:46:52Which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54Will advance to the final round
00:46:56So
00:46:57Good luck
00:46:57Yeah
00:46:58Let's do this
00:47:20Out there
00:47:21Wow
00:47:21Jim, that was incredible
00:47:43You won
00:47:47We won
00:47:49Dinner's on me tonight guys
00:47:50We've got to celebrate
00:47:51Let's party
00:47:52Drink it up
00:47:53You know
00:47:53Come on
00:47:54Oh wait Jake
00:47:54We have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:56Remember
00:47:56No
00:47:57Disgusting
00:47:57He just wants you there
00:47:59He's trying to marry you off
00:48:00To that stupid piece of shit
00:48:02Henry
00:48:03I bet he's going to be there tonight too
00:48:04Yeah I know
00:48:05And I've had enough
00:48:07It's time I end this
00:48:17Lion
00:48:18You've finally returned
00:48:25For the past six years
00:48:27I've torn through the competition
00:48:29But those old timers
00:48:30Still insist
00:48:31That it is because
00:48:32You paved the way
00:48:33No matter how many titles
00:48:35I win
00:48:35Your legacy
00:48:36Hangs over my head
00:48:38Hangs over every single trophy
00:48:39Like a thorn
00:48:40Digging deeper into my side
00:48:42But I'll perute myself
00:48:48When I'm implanted with this chip
00:48:49Everyone will be forced
00:48:51To know the truth
00:48:52That I am the greatest golfer
00:48:54In the world
00:49:00I agreed to help me
00:49:01Eschew off that trust fund brat
00:49:03By pretending to be
00:49:04Her boyfriend tonight
00:49:15Hi I'm Bobby
00:49:16It's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:19God mid
00:49:20You just drag any bum
00:49:21Off the street
00:49:23You dare
00:49:24Show your face here
00:49:25Dad
00:49:26Can you be nice
00:49:27This is the hero
00:49:28I told you about
00:49:29That saved our golf club
00:49:49Everyone
00:49:50This is Henry Hale
00:49:53His father is the president
00:49:55Of the Golfers Association
00:49:57Golf is in their blood
00:49:59Just the type of family
00:50:01That my daughter
00:50:02Should marry into
00:50:07Henry is it?
00:50:09Yep
00:50:11Mia's told me so much about you
00:50:12You're Gabriel's kid
00:50:13You act nothing like him
00:50:15What would you know
00:50:16About my father?
00:50:17Nothing
00:50:17He's just some broke bum
00:50:19That pulls weeds
00:50:19At our golf course
00:50:26Mia
00:50:26Are you serious?
00:50:28You brought the help home?
00:50:31So humiliating
00:50:33Yeah
00:50:34What is he doing here?
00:50:36To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:40Oh
00:50:40Mia has good taste
00:50:41I'm sure she'll
00:50:42Know someone's right for her
00:50:44Watch it yard boy
00:50:46His father runs a U.S. Open
00:50:47With one phone call
00:50:49He can have you disqualified
00:50:51Everybody
00:50:52Let's not waste our time
00:50:53On this loser
00:50:54Our food's getting cold
00:50:55Let's go eat
00:51:01Here please
00:51:01Allow me
00:51:10Oh
00:51:10That reminds me
00:51:12Mr. Collins
00:51:12You have to try one of these
00:51:14I just had him flown in
00:51:16From Cuba today
00:51:16Really good Arbanos
00:51:18Oh now we're done
00:51:20Real Cuba
00:51:21There you go
00:51:26Excellent taste
00:51:28Young man
00:51:30Thank you
00:51:31Okay
00:51:32Can we not smoke
00:51:33At the table please?
00:51:34I got a few
00:51:35Yeah
00:51:36Real mature
00:51:40Should really try this
00:51:41Meal
00:51:42Our chef
00:51:43Being special
00:51:54I'm sorry man
00:51:55I mistook that
00:51:56For an ashtray
00:51:56Okay that's enough
00:51:57Stop disrespecting my guest
00:52:03Don't worry about it
00:52:05I'm sure they'll see
00:52:06A new side of me
00:52:06Soon enough
00:52:08I brought a gift
00:52:22Ew
00:52:23What is this?
00:52:24Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:26I bet it's all junk
00:52:30Henry
00:52:31Show this schmuck
00:52:33What a real gift looks like
00:52:34Yes
00:52:35Yes
00:52:35Thank you for the reminder
00:52:40Well Mia
00:52:41I knew you grew up
00:52:42Idolizing Lion
00:52:43So I wanted to do
00:52:44Something special
00:52:46I got you this
00:52:48This is Lion's old tour card
00:52:51It took me ages
00:52:52To get it out
00:52:52Of my father's collection
00:52:54That
00:52:54Would go for millions
00:52:56Of Sotheby's
00:52:57Henry
00:52:57This is
00:52:58Very sweet of you
00:53:00But
00:53:01It's far
00:53:02Too valuable
00:53:03I can't
00:53:04I can't accept it
00:53:07This is incredibly rare
00:53:10What are you sparking about
00:53:11Over there huh?
00:53:13Worried about that
00:53:13Little trash bag
00:53:14That you brought
00:53:14In comparison?
00:53:16Admit it loser
00:53:17You are jealous
00:53:18Because you could never
00:53:19Afford a gift
00:53:20Like that
00:53:25Why don't we make a bet
00:53:28Alright I'm listening
00:53:31If my gift
00:53:32Is more valuable than yours
00:53:35You have to lick this plate clean
00:53:39Cigar ash and all
00:53:48What a coincidence
00:53:52Looks like I want to give
00:53:53Mia
00:53:53A Lion's tour card too
00:53:58But not just one
00:54:02Ten
00:54:04Whoa
00:54:05What?
00:54:08That's impossible
00:54:09You're just a washed up loser
00:54:10Like how is that possible?
00:54:14Well
00:54:14Looks like you lost
00:54:15Eat up
00:54:16Jeez
00:54:17Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:20I gotta make a phone call
00:54:28Wait
00:54:29Guys
00:54:30We almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:31I just talked to my father
00:54:33Apparently there's
00:54:34Hundreds of those things
00:54:35Going around that are all fake
00:54:36The only way you can even tell
00:54:38Is if you put them against a fire
00:54:40And then the little lion's head
00:54:42Will pop up
00:54:43And let's be honest
00:54:44These
00:54:45Are certainly close
00:54:47And now
00:54:48Guess what
00:54:49My dad's on his way
00:54:50And we're gonna bust you
00:54:52As the con man that you are
00:54:53You pissed off the president
00:54:56You are so screwed
00:54:58How dare you bring
00:55:01Fakes into my house
00:55:03So you all think
00:55:04These cards are fake
00:55:05Yeah
00:55:06Yeah
00:55:06Yeah
00:55:08Well I believe Bobby
00:55:09I don't think he'd lie to me
00:55:11Well
00:55:13Why talk about it
00:55:14Let's put it to the test
00:55:15Wait
00:55:16No
00:55:16You can't destroy those
00:55:18That's part of lion's legacy
00:55:20It's a disrespect to golf itself
00:55:27Wait
00:55:28No
00:55:28You can't destroy those
00:55:29That's part of lion's legacy
00:55:31It'd be an insult to golf itself
00:55:33Oh my god
00:55:34Mia
00:55:34Why are you believing this guy
00:55:36I'm doing us all a favor
00:55:37By destroying these
00:55:39I'm calling him out
00:55:40For having a scam
00:55:46What's going on here
00:55:48What if that card
00:55:49Actually is
00:55:50Real
00:55:51Fire test gold
00:55:54Adversity test men
00:55:55Yeah
00:55:58You lying
00:55:59Con artist
00:56:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:56:02Get on your knees
00:56:03Admit these are fake
00:56:04Otherwise
00:56:05I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:56:06Into the depths of hell
00:56:10Yeah
00:56:11This is who I was telling you about
00:56:13This is the con man
00:56:17Ow
00:56:18You idiot
00:56:19What do you think you're doing
00:56:21Mr. Chairman
00:56:22He was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:24We had nothing to do with it
00:56:28Fakes
00:56:31No, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:33These are the real deal
00:56:35What?
00:56:39Fakes
00:56:39No, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:44These are the real deal
00:56:45What?
00:56:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:48Are you senile?
00:56:49Like, those can't be real
00:56:51Ow
00:56:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:53Wait, wait a minute
00:56:54If those cards are real
00:56:56Then he
00:56:58He's lying
00:57:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:57:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:57:06And he will be grounded
00:57:08Until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:57:10What?
00:57:11Let's go, your mother's in the car
00:57:12Ow
00:57:13God
00:57:14Ow, it's a person
00:57:15Ow
00:57:15We almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:57:22We didn't mean to
00:57:23It was all Henry's fault
00:57:27Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:30Let's go for a walk
00:57:32That sounds nice
00:57:34It'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:36Away from this stench
00:57:48Sorry, I had to deal with my family back there
00:57:50Don't worry about it
00:57:52I just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:59Is that your wife?
00:58:09Yes
00:58:11She passed in labor
00:58:13I'm sorry
00:58:16I know what it's like
00:58:17To lose someone you love
00:58:19Never gets easier
00:58:22I want you to know that
00:58:23I'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:26I just
00:58:28Want to be by your side
00:58:46Be careful
00:58:48Hey, bitch
00:58:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:52Hey, baby
00:58:53Oh, no
00:58:55Bobby, watch out
00:59:03Hey
00:59:07Let her go, Tyler
00:59:13Bobby
00:59:17I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:21Those are cute
00:59:23Those are my daughters
00:59:27See that?
00:59:28That's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch
00:59:34It's time to go join your wife in hell
00:59:41Fuck!
00:59:41Come on, boys
00:59:42You got lucky this time, motherfucker
00:59:44Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last
00:59:47Okay
00:59:50My hand
00:59:51I think it's broken
00:59:53Gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:56Let's go
01:00:04Wait, don't move
01:00:08Not until the doctor says what's wrong
01:00:11I have an itch
01:00:13Down there
01:00:15Down there
01:00:15My hands are
01:00:16Okay, well let me itch it for you
01:00:21Is it right here?
01:00:29How's that feel?
01:00:30That's amazing
01:00:31Is that it?
01:00:32Oh, yeah
01:00:33That's so good
01:00:36That's amazing
01:00:37Please
01:00:41Oh, yes
01:00:42What's Daddy doing?
01:00:45Eleanor
01:00:45Daddy!
01:00:48Hey
01:00:49Oh
01:00:49Oh
01:00:50I'm sorry
01:00:51It's okay
01:00:51Hey, Doc
01:00:52Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:54Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:57He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:01:03Six weeks?
01:01:05What about the U.S. Open?
01:01:07You need rest, and that's doctor's orders
01:01:12I missed you, Eleanor
01:01:14I missed you, too
01:01:15Wait, wait, wait
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:17You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:20I have to go to the U.S. Open
01:01:22I'll pop Oxy if I have to
01:01:24Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours
01:01:28What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30You can't hold the club correctly
01:01:33Four hours is plenty
01:01:34I'll win
01:01:36For you and me
01:01:38It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:01:44Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships
01:01:46The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:50The player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:52This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course
01:01:56The Auckland Golf Club
01:01:58The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards
01:02:04It is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:02:07Who will conquer the Devil's Course?
01:02:10And who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17Wait, Bobby
01:02:18Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:02:19This legendary lion
01:02:21He's a grand sling champion
01:02:23He's never lost a tournament
01:02:25And now that the lion's back
01:02:26If we win, August will be saved
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:31But his right hand
01:02:32Is it really going to be okay?
01:02:37Okay
01:02:52You're old news, loser
01:02:54Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58Shut the fuck up, Tyler
01:03:01Feisty
01:03:02I like it
01:03:03You can keep screeching
01:03:04But when I win
01:03:04I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:03:07It's so fucking gross
01:03:08Enough
01:03:08This is a waste of time
01:03:10While lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:03:13I have been conquering this very course
01:03:16Year after year
01:03:21You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29You don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:40I will show them once and for all
01:03:42Who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:04:08The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with nearer robotic precision
01:04:14They're all playing way above their level
01:04:16It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path
01:04:23Man, oh man
01:04:25This AI, it's incredible
01:04:27It's our secret weapon
01:04:28This has-been
01:04:30He can't beat us
01:04:31He's done for
01:04:40Can he do it?
01:04:50This is your grandson here
01:04:51He's better off as my caddy
01:04:54Don't push yourself
01:04:55You can't play like this
01:04:58Don't worry about it
01:05:00I'm not going to miss my next shot
01:05:06Alright, well you focus on swinging
01:05:07I'll take care of the rest
01:05:35Hey, are you okay?
01:05:37How's the leaderboard?
01:05:39There you go
01:05:40Good job today
01:05:42Let's find out
01:05:46Oh, thank God
01:05:48We made it to the finals
01:05:49I'm still way behind
01:05:50To win this game
01:05:52I have to catch up quickly
01:05:55Game's just begun
01:06:15Mia!
01:06:17Where are you?
01:06:18Hey, do you need something?
01:06:20I tried to grab my towel
01:06:22But my wrist still hurts
01:06:24Oh, yeah
01:06:25Hold on
01:06:28Can you massage it, please?
01:06:31The ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:36Where does it hurt?
01:06:39Right here
01:06:55The finals are tomorrow
01:06:56I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:58Tonight
01:07:01You're mine
01:07:22I brought you your luckiest charm
01:07:24For your big day
01:07:28Eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:32A good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:33Now, you're gonna win today
01:07:35Because you always say
01:07:37I'm the luckiest thing
01:07:38That ever happened to you
01:07:55Four hours?
01:07:57I need to finish before noon
01:08:15What's going on?
01:08:16Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:08:20It's...
01:08:26Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper?
01:08:28Into the bunker?
01:08:30What are they trying to do?
01:08:34That's the game plan
01:08:35The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in
01:08:38He's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:45We're completely dug in
01:08:47What are you gonna do?
01:08:51Just give it up, old man
01:08:52According to our calculations
01:08:54It is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:58The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:09:00There's no way these guys are this precise
01:09:03They must be playing dirty
01:09:08You planted microchips in your arm?
01:09:11So what if we did?
01:09:13All your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:09:23You want a hint?
01:09:25The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:29And it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:30You lose
01:09:32AI's never wrong
01:09:34You're so screwed
01:09:37Dude
01:09:38Dude
01:09:38Just accept it
01:09:40You're a washed up retiree
01:09:42You can't beat cold hard facts
01:09:44Don't you understand that?
01:09:45It's in the bag for God's sakes
01:09:50Leave it to me
01:10:09How the hell?
01:10:11No
01:10:12That goes against all common sense and calculations
01:10:15It's impossible
01:10:22See, he landed back in the bunker
01:10:25He still needs two strokes
01:10:28That fossil doesn't understand the AI
01:10:30It runs the world now
01:10:33Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:36Just to tie with Kane
01:10:37Shit, Mia
01:10:39We're done for
01:10:40Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:43The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:46It's your biggest mistake
01:10:47Making it into the hole from the bunker
01:10:49Nobody can do that
01:10:53Wait, on the green?
01:10:55Something's moving
01:10:59Wait
01:11:00That's my ball
01:11:04Did he just?
01:11:06Ooh, so close
01:11:08But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:11:12It's okay, guys
01:11:14Even if August's golf club goes down
01:11:16We'll stick together like family
01:11:18Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:11:22Have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:11:25When?
01:11:27In your dreams
01:11:29Our AI's calculated your chances
01:11:31And guess what?
01:11:32It's a 100% chance you lose
01:11:39What's this?
01:11:40I can't believe my eyes
01:11:42The ball's still moving
01:11:44Look alive, boys
01:11:47I'm still in play
01:11:53It sucks
01:11:55A pathetic old man
01:11:57Challenging hard facts and data
01:11:59It's impossible
01:12:00Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:21I knew you could do it
01:12:25Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:28How did you?
01:12:30Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:31It's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:32Right?
01:12:33I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:38It's not a bug
01:12:39He took the path that AI considered to be impossible
01:12:43And he did it in one stroke
01:12:45He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:48A free lesson for you
01:12:50All the cold, hard data in the world
01:12:52Can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:57It's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:13:00So all your little microchips won't win
01:13:05Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:13:08Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:13:10You know what this means
01:13:11A sudden death rap
01:13:14Whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:18Let's go, boys
01:13:25What's wrong?
01:13:29The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:30Don't worry
01:13:32I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:49Let's go, dude
01:13:50Come on now
01:13:58You've held out long enough, old man
01:14:00It's time to end your legacy, Lion
01:14:08Damn it
01:14:09The painkillers worn off
01:14:20Nice
01:14:20Let's go
01:14:22Next is hole 10
01:14:24535 yards
01:14:25At par 4
01:14:26Kane Carter is up next
01:14:34Woo
01:14:36Just give up
01:14:36The future belongs to young, innovative players like me
01:14:39Not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:41You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:57The flag's all the way over there
01:14:59Just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:15:02Disappear?
01:15:03There's not a cloud in sight
01:15:04You really are crazy
01:15:06My experience doesn't lie
01:15:18You're so rude
01:15:21Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:15:24Chin up, old man
01:15:25You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:28For good
01:15:29Daddy
01:15:30A lucky magic spell for you
01:15:32I know you can do it
01:15:34You got this
01:15:38Soon
01:15:40Soon?
01:15:40Soon what?
01:15:42Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:43I mean, I guess you probably should
01:15:45Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:47Anything less, and that trophy is mine
01:15:50A miracle?
01:15:52Miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:04The sun
01:16:07It actually disappeared
01:16:18Fawn
01:16:20At least it'll make things interesting
01:16:30Yes
01:16:31Nice shot, bud
01:16:33Bummer
01:16:34Nerd
01:16:35Yes
01:16:36Kane slipped up
01:16:38Bobby just needs to get the ball on the green
01:16:40And put it in the hole
01:16:41Then he's tied with Kane
01:16:42Let's run another round
01:16:44Got this, Daddy
01:16:45God
01:16:48At his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:50How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:52This is beyond lion's top records
01:16:54Even at his peak
01:16:55Plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:57You can keep dreaming, bud
01:17:00Now it's Bobby's turn
01:17:02He's looking rough
01:17:03We believe in you, Bobby
01:17:05He got this
01:17:11Wait
01:17:12Bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:17:14He's aiming for the flash
01:17:15He's swinging for the wind
01:17:17I tell you what
01:17:18I'll sweeten it
01:17:20You pull off this miracle
01:17:22I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:24And I'll hand it to August
01:17:29August doesn't want your club
01:17:31Your reputation is trash
01:17:36And you
01:17:38I'll go beyond
01:17:40I'll beat the old me
01:17:41After this shot
01:17:42August's name will echo across America
01:17:47Now watch this drive
01:18:17I'll be right back
01:18:21Fly, go, fall, fly
01:18:23Big Daddy's dream come true
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:54Oh my god
01:18:56No
01:18:59I lost
01:19:01He crushed me
01:19:03How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest
01:19:13Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand
01:19:19He's back, folks
01:19:20The Gooks
01:19:21The Lion
01:19:22Bobby
01:19:23Woods
01:19:28The winner of the U.S. Open Championship
01:19:32Bobby the Lion
01:19:34Woods
01:19:39I didn't do this for me
01:19:43I did it for all of us
01:19:45For August Golf Club
01:19:49You cheated
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club
01:19:54You were taking pills
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:58You were doping
01:20:01No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:19Painkillers
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:20:23Legal
01:20:24Approved by the association
01:20:26And cleared prior to competition
01:20:29It's all documented right here
01:20:32You
01:20:33You're on his team
01:20:35You're in on it
01:20:36Oh, and, uh
01:20:37As far as your crimes go
01:20:39I've got
01:20:40Implanting microchips
01:20:42To cheat
01:20:43And also aggravated assault
01:20:45I have evidence
01:20:47How about you?
01:20:51I have evidence
01:20:57This is enough to arrest you
01:20:58And
01:20:59Investigate your little club
01:21:01Come on
01:21:02Punch
01:21:02Motherfucker
01:21:04Lion
01:21:04You finally returned
01:21:06Reclaiming your place as champion
01:21:15A long time ago
01:21:16I said I was going to retire
01:21:18But I did for my daughter
01:21:19And since I've won
01:21:21I'm going back into retirement
01:21:27Stay
01:21:27We need a legend like you in golf
01:21:31To lead the way
01:21:33Please
01:21:33Stay
01:21:35Stay
01:21:36Stay
01:21:36Stay
01:21:37Stay
01:21:38Stay
01:21:39Stay
01:21:39Stay
01:21:39Stay
01:21:39Stay
01:21:41Eleanor
01:21:42Daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:44And I can afford to bring you
01:21:45To any art school you want to go to
01:21:47I'm staying with you
01:21:49I'm not golfing
01:21:53Daddy
01:21:53I like watching you play golf
01:21:56I've never seen you so cool
01:21:58And strong before
01:21:59You're amazing
01:22:03I'm a big girl now
01:22:04Eleanor's happy
01:22:06If daddy's happy
01:22:07Daddy should do what he wants
01:22:09To me
01:22:15Okay
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:22:21Tang talent
01:22:22He's happy
01:22:26He's happy
01:22:26He's happy
01:22:27Hello
01:22:27Andbla
01:22:28He's happy
01:22:30Amen
01:22:35Leave me
01:22:36Let's go
01:22:36He's happy
01:22:38We're you
01:22:38at least
01:22:38We're
01:22:39meeting you
01:22:39We're
01:22:39Everybody
01:22:41Goodbye
01:22:48Ourтории
01:23:19It's not your fault.
01:23:19It's not your time to die yet. I've just been sane and awakened my medical legacy.
01:23:28Your soul is already halfway out the door. I'm snatching you from the grip.
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