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Sex Education By My Best Friend - 2026 ✅
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to sign?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:02Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00Even I can feel the tension in the room.
00:07:04But we're into the fog.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:59Stop!
00:10:01I'm doing this.
00:10:14I took care of this.
00:10:14I was really ready to ride.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:39lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny
00:10:44okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um of all the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean
00:10:58i am my type but
00:11:00you know power theory i don't know if i could just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert calm and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:13oh my god
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:27oh shit
00:12:32oh yo what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's yeah
00:12:51come on let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57stop delete it please
00:13:10oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30jen no no no no no no
00:13:32jen stop
00:13:42oh my god
00:13:50oh my god
00:13:51my school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:13:53oh my god
00:14:01oh my god
00:14:09hey you okay
00:14:13give that to me
00:14:21now give the phone back jen
00:14:23what the hell call i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school
00:14:32not good huh
00:14:33now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:35i'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her
00:14:42she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46anybody's got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:48and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50you hear me
00:14:55here we are
00:14:56cole is on my side now
00:14:58is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00i just need to be alone
00:15:01okay
00:15:03hayley
00:15:07cole is a rich asshole
00:15:09and he said we were enemies
00:15:11but why did i get butterflies when he looked at me today
00:15:17don't stay up too late honey
00:15:19love you mom
00:15:22wait mom
00:15:27do people change?
00:15:30like
00:15:31can a spoiled brat
00:15:33somehow
00:15:35become nice?
00:15:36well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56tough day huh?
00:15:58there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00they're my favorite
00:16:02noted
00:16:03is that all?
00:16:04the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag
00:16:06i'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:08and keep my scholarship
00:16:10well
00:16:12i'm really proud of you
00:16:14and then there's this guy
00:16:15he has this vendetta against me
00:16:17but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20it's so confusing
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:24sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25no
00:16:25i'm not into this guy
00:16:27i like you
00:16:27only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:36you did?
00:16:37are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:41that sounds amazing
00:16:42when?
00:16:43with?
00:16:44after school
00:16:45at the balcony
00:16:46i'll bring followers
00:16:47deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about coal
00:17:18call me father
00:17:19i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:22defending that nobody
00:17:23hayley girl
00:17:24hayley's not a nobody dad
00:17:26are those for her?
00:17:32what the fuck?
00:17:35what the fuck?
00:17:37i know what hayley is coal
00:17:39her mother works as a maid
00:17:41at my office
00:17:42that whole family is trash
00:17:44stay away from her
00:17:45and what if i say no
00:17:46stay away from hayley coal
00:17:49or i'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out
00:17:52that you were the one
00:17:53making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18
00:17:55soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:57i hate to make hayley wait
00:17:59but she can't know who i am
00:18:01before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:04you're sick
00:18:06it's called
00:18:07watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:16i'm hayley
00:18:17yes
00:18:19so nice to meet you
00:18:20god
00:18:21i'd give anything
00:18:23just to hear her say my name
00:18:24but the moment she knows
00:18:25i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers
00:18:30you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:42guacamole wizard
00:18:42ew
00:18:45you're waiting for your stupid
00:18:46little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat
00:18:51and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:55i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:13eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:26in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter
00:19:30so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard
00:19:33where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all
00:19:39he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again
00:19:54why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding
00:20:00it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:01that bloody thing up
00:20:06take her you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:33i will leave hayley alone
00:20:38got it
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:46got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:04i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah
00:21:11my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:29you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole admins
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online board communities make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:56he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05i understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12is he
00:22:14why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:10i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart
00:23:14and he's kind
00:23:15and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:37cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:19are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:25which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:06oh me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you
00:25:34with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom
00:25:58i don't know
00:25:59i did well
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:06are you jealous of me
00:26:07jealous
00:26:08me jealous
00:26:09no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:23this woman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28i'm not sorry
00:26:30am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me too
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32and i've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40i think you know how much i want you
00:27:46do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:58anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay
00:28:06oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10great
00:28:11nice
00:28:12nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:48huh
00:28:51are you all better after your car accident
00:28:53do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:07he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10i can't do this anymore
00:29:12cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey
00:29:32i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cole
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe maybe i can use that
00:30:35maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:40what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:55i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:12we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:15maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:18how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:57are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:03the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:14i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down put me down put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much
00:33:24cool
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:48like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this
00:33:55cole edmunds
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message guacamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez
00:34:41god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:48oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:00i don't have a problem with jake
00:35:19i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:28i
00:35:29pay attention to what you like
00:35:32i
00:35:32noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:36you were watching me
00:35:38just
00:35:38just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay then break them up
00:36:07idiot
00:36:09what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28and you but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:42yeah it was
00:36:44so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:47you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:07oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it
00:37:25stop stop
00:37:26what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit
00:37:32it's principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:46hayley rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:06calm
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11it's the least i could do after you
00:38:13saved my ass today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:22you and
00:38:23you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31you know
00:38:33father that asshole
00:38:34every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:49okay fine
00:38:49i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone
00:38:58let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god
00:39:09i am so fed up with this
00:39:29sorry
00:39:30i tripped
00:39:31no no no no no no no
00:39:33jette
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:44how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh
00:39:50what are you
00:39:51are you almost crying
00:39:53it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen
00:39:58what's going on over there
00:40:10what's going on
00:40:10what's going on as jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12this squirman's burning
00:40:14mr edmunds
00:40:15oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:18detention today after school
00:40:27shh
00:40:33jake hey
00:40:34oh uh
00:40:35sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey
00:40:41you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:48you don't know about the
00:40:51come on
00:41:04hey
00:41:04um
00:41:05ella
00:41:07it's emma
00:41:08yeah that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure
00:41:45you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel and
00:42:00big ol ego and
00:42:02rich kid for bravo
00:42:03okay okay
00:42:04i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:59valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:20guacamole wizard
00:43:21i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:25someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:27touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah
00:43:31hey valley whore
00:43:32show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:06but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:11hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:15come on i think valley whore is a cat fin
00:44:19because who in their right mind
00:44:21would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now is the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:05that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:53what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and deface school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus christ
00:46:15how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate colt
00:46:20you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29i'm not over my dead body
00:46:31oh
00:46:31because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:18please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this hayley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:23no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:28get drunk girl
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this
00:48:59what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually i'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43paul
00:49:49oh
00:49:58Oh, my God.
00:50:22Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:43Oh, my God.
00:50:45I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:47Wait.
00:50:53Please, Elise, take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41I'm a strippers.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:48Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Hey, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:20I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley.
00:52:40Fuck this.
00:52:42Fuck this.
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:58Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:09I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Sneak me in your car.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom.
00:55:53I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I...
00:56:24Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:43I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped it was.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:17Hey, uh...
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do...
00:57:20You ever go?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:43Just beyond me.
00:57:50Okay, so...
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do it again.
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me, specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you, specifically.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:06I'll take that as a win.
00:58:12What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:22No, I'll just...
00:58:23I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:26I'll ask you in a minute, Noah.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um...
00:58:33I think...
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Wait here.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:13I thought...
00:59:14Only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:25with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house license.
00:59:48If you're Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:07Hey, uh...
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:15Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Thank you!
01:01:07Oh, my God!
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fucked.
01:01:28Since when did you get pissed?
01:01:33Hey, or, uh...
01:01:35Most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah.
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Damn.
01:01:47Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:52Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:32You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit.
01:02:37You know, Jen,
01:02:38as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time
01:02:52that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:56I'm the principal,
01:02:57so, uh,
01:02:58yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship.
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:17Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:24My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need
01:03:28is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33is a Bowie Knight
01:03:34with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me
01:03:54for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man
01:04:01that's worthy
01:04:01of the family last name.
01:04:03Yet,
01:04:03you can't see
01:04:04I've already become that man.
01:04:06and it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path
01:04:11and best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy pride.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done
01:04:32with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't
01:04:37slayed a dragon before,
01:04:39though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Galicone.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:45I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:48Hey.
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