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The Way Out (2026) Season 1 Episode 2
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00:04Hello! Don't panic. It's only me. I'm working undercover as a priceless vase.
00:09I'm a bit of a ming-er. Guys, could somebody help me get out?
00:15Two teams of comedians have to find a way out of my cunning escape rooms in the fastest time possible.
00:21That's all in my neck!
00:23These escape artists are going head-to-head across four fantastical worlds.
00:27Yeah! Adonne-moi!
00:30Where every second counts.
00:32Time is ticking.
00:33We know time is ticking!
00:35Time is always ticking!
00:36But only one team will crack the clues, beat the clock and escape to be crowned champions.
00:42UI is easier than this.
00:43This is The Way Out.
00:47Hey there. Welcome to The Way Out.
00:49The goal is straightforward. Find the way out.
00:53But anyone who's ever tried to leave Laser Quest at closing time knows it's not always that simple.
00:59The quickest team across the whole series walks away with the grand prize.
01:02My padlock of prowess and chastity.
01:06I'm your host, Mel Gedroych.
01:09Now, across the series, two noble teams are duking it out to be crowned the greatest escape artists alive.
01:16To my right is the Society of the Best Friends, captained by Nish Kumar alongside melodic mischief maker David O'Doherty
01:25and the calm, gentle guidance of Amy Annette.
01:29And to my left, the horrid little rat people, led by Ed Gamble, flanked by his chums Lou Sanders and
01:36Chloe Pett.
01:37They'll scratch, they'll bite, and one of them has a bubonic plague.
01:40Good.
01:41Come on.
01:42Now, Nish, I've got to focus in very much on you.
01:45Who was the weak link last time, do you think?
01:48I think you'll fight.
01:50It was all weak link.
01:52It was a chain of weak links.
01:54Right.
01:56Now, I can tell you today's escape is a proper steal, quite literally, because you will be transformed into elite
02:02high-end art thieves attempting the heist of a lifetime by stealing the Mona Lisa from the Louvre.
02:12However, since that real-life jewellery robbery fiasco, Napoleon's Crown, they've beefed up security.
02:19And you, mes chers, have already been caught in the act by their brand new hotshot security guard, J茅r么me.
02:26You need to escape J茅r么me's clutches and steal the priceless Mona Lisa.
02:33Do the face, please, Amy.
02:35Brilliant.
02:36Now, Ed, who do you think is best suited to take on today's escape room, a.k.a. the art
02:42heist?
02:43Well, I think I'm going to go back in for redemption.
02:46Yeah.
02:47And then, of course, if you don't mind, Lou, I believe this is Chloe's time.
02:51It's got to be.
02:52Get me in clutch.
02:53We're pleased about that.
02:54We're taking pets in.
02:55I'm ready to steal.
02:56And I'm ready to sit and have a natter.
02:58You come onto the stool with me, love.
03:00High stools.
03:01Nish, over to you.
03:03Who's in with you today?
03:04David, you're going in the high stools in the control room to monitor.
03:07And as for us, it's going to be Rene Russo, Pierce Brosnan.
03:11It's the Thomas Brown affair.
03:14I'm thrilled to be Russo.
03:16Which means, Lou and David, you will join me in the zone de contr么le to watch the madness unfold.
03:24Bonne chance, mes amis.
03:26Ed, Chloe, Nish, Amy, off your part.
03:30The horrid little rat people are in the lead.
03:32It's not a huge lead, but I can only see the lead extending as we go forward.
03:36Everything's at stake.
03:37Captain America versus Iron Man in the Captain America Civil War.
03:40Do you think you're Iron Man?
03:41You're Iron Man.
03:42Yeah, I've got a beard and I'm quite annoying.
03:45Today's mission, our budding escape artists have to pull off a daring heist
03:49and steal the Mona Lisa in the quickest time possible.
03:52But before they've caught a glimpse of her, they've been nabbed and tied up by J茅r么me,
03:56the Louvre's overly enthusiastic security guard.
04:00First on the agenda is to unlock this padlock so they can proceed with their daring art heist.
04:06Escape artists, find the way out.
04:10La sortie.
04:11Trois, deux, un.
04:13Allez, go.
04:18Oh my God.
04:21Oh my God, you look lovely.
04:23Thank you so much.
04:24I feel quite vulnerable.
04:26Hello.
04:27What the hell is going on?
04:30So you were standing in front of a white canvas.
04:33Yeah.
04:33You have a very becoming shower cap on.
04:37Becoming is weird.
04:38Are you into this?
04:38I'm not, not, not.
04:40Is this something we're going to have to incorporate into our private life?
04:43So this is J茅r么me's prison and J茅r么me is kinky.
04:46Kinky?
04:47I was thinking that.
04:48J茅r么me's set us up in some sort of sex game.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Like you handcuffed me and done me up as a painting.
04:53Have you thought about getting a bit of a wiggle on, my loves?
04:56Lou, shut up.
04:58I've heard you be scammed by multiple online witches.
05:01Yeah, Lou, you got a shaman and she talks to you on Zoom.
05:04I've got three.
05:06Lou, your shaman's name's Jill.
05:08Not anymore.
05:09I don't, I don't actually fraternise with that one anymore.
05:11I'm onto some new ones.
05:14We're in J茅r么me's office.
05:15I hate J茅r么me.
05:17I think J茅r么me's a little bitch if I'm honest.
05:19Okay.
05:20How to make a banging painting.
05:22Fill the opening in front of the paint blaster.
05:24Yeah.
05:25With one full cup of paint.
05:27Aim at the canvas.
05:29Press green button to blast.
05:31Okay.
05:33Oh God.
05:35I do think I've got to shoot you.
05:36So also, I've got something around my neck.
05:38It's a key.
05:39Yeah.
05:39We've got to assume this key.
05:40That's the key to my handcuffs.
05:41So we've got to get you out.
05:43And I've got a padlock with codes.
05:45With drappers.
05:46I think they're faster than Ed and Chloe guys.
05:47I do.
05:48I think you should shut your face.
05:50Okay.
05:51So I think I have to put it in there.
05:53And then I'm gonna...
05:55I'm gonna blast you.
05:57Do you think there'll be people watching this
05:59who actually quite like the idea of me like this?
06:02Oh yeah.
06:02Someone's got this on record right now.
06:04Please don't aim it at my nethers.
06:07Where would you prefer most?
06:08Genitals or face?
06:09Those are your two options.
06:10I feel like chest maybe.
06:12I'm gonna spaff it all over you.
06:13Okay.
06:13Okay.
06:17Oh.
06:17Oh wow.
06:18Oh hello.
06:21Ever heard of art?
06:23Okay.
06:23Okay.
06:24Go for it.
06:28This specific perspective has given me a lot of sympathy
06:30for the stars of adult films.
06:34She's not very good at aiming.
06:36Which is weird because she's called Amy.
06:39She should be called bad Amy.
06:41Three, two, one.
06:45There's one uncovered bit on my body which is my neck.
06:47And you managed to get it all over my neck.
06:49Yeah, I've got a good aim.
06:53Not enough on the head.
06:54What happened there?
06:55Okay, yeah.
06:56What's happening?
06:57What's happening?
06:58The number five has appeared to your left.
07:00Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:00I've got to start aiming.
07:02Do it, do it, do it, do it.
07:03So when the paint hits the canvas,
07:05it only hits the bits that aren't the numbers.
07:07It's called nano spray.
07:08It's a water repellent substance.
07:10Try and look interested.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Water repellent substance.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Okay, I'm going to aim at your balls in the hope that it will go above them.
07:16Okay.
07:17Get them in the nuts, please.
07:18This is strong.
07:22Crotch.
07:22Oh my God.
07:23Bear onto it.
07:24You're supposed to get it on the canvas.
07:25I don't think I am.
07:26You're supposed to make a portrait.
07:28It's supposed to be...
07:28Oh, I'm making it of you.
07:31Yes.
07:31Oh, I see what...
07:32What did you think you were doing?
07:33Painting my French girl.
07:36Then how are we meant to make you move?
07:38Well, how are you trying to make me move just by firing it directly in my nuts?
07:42I don't know.
07:43That's a hole in my neck.
07:49Four.
07:50Five, four.
07:51You know Bluey from the TV cartoon Bluey.
07:54They liquidise Bluey.
07:55And this is his guts.
07:57David.
07:59Oh, there's a numerical code.
08:01Oh, okay.
08:02Right.
08:03I'm really glad we didn't waste those first five shots.
08:08Seven.
08:10Oh.
08:12Oh.
08:12Oh, it's four.
08:13It's four.
08:18Okay, four and I believe seven.
08:25I feel like I've been bukkakied by Papa Smurf.
08:28The broadcast time of this show has just been moved to 11pm.
08:33Yeah, there you go.
08:33One, one, one, one.
08:34Right, okay.
08:35So that means it's...
08:36Five, four, one, seven.
08:38That's my PIN number.
08:40But, ah, now, um, this isn't a numerical code.
08:45It's symbols.
08:46Ah.
08:47So is there anywhere else where there's a, um, numerical code?
08:52Oh, there's symbols above you.
08:53Okay, so it's a decoder.
08:55What symbols are they?
08:56Oh, hang on.
08:56The symbols relate to numbers.
08:58Numbers.
08:58Oh, they've worked it out.
08:59So they've matched the paint cans with the symbols.
09:02Okay, so then let's try square, uh, star.
09:06And you need to shoot Nish in the dick for it to open.
09:09No, don't listen to Lou.
09:11So which one's a one?
09:12Triangle.
09:13What's number four?
09:14A star.
09:15Star.
09:16You are my shining star.
09:18And what's number five?
09:19A square.
09:20Square.
09:21And I'm gonna say a seven.
09:24Yeah, circle.
09:26Okay, I think this is gonna work.
09:28Yeah, there we go.
09:29We're out.
09:30Triangle.
09:31Star.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Square.
09:34Circle.
09:35Oh, I hope...
09:36Ah!
09:37Is it out?
09:38Yes!
09:39This is science.
09:42This is feminism.
09:44Okay, have you got the key?
09:46I'm coming for you, my baby.
09:49Get me out.
09:50Where does it go?
09:53Boom!
09:54Yes!
09:55Right, come on.
09:55They got it.
09:56Good.
09:56Um, let's have a look around the room.
09:58Ventilation shaft.
10:00Okay, girls.
10:00Okay, we're out.
10:01Right.
10:02Is this Jerome?
10:03We're not scared of you.
10:04You should be scared of us.
10:06This is a painting very valuable.
10:09Oh, dear Jerome.
10:11The fan at the back of the air shaft has stopped working.
10:14It can be turned on manually.
10:16I'm too scared to do it myself.
10:17Pussy.
10:18Because it's full of nasty rats.
10:19That's us.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:21There's rats.
10:22There's actual rats.
10:22There's actual rats.
10:23Oh, there's an order of things to do here.
10:26Ah.
10:27Restore the hairband of the beautiful girl with the pearl.
10:31Oh, it's me.
10:31With bleach.
10:32I think, yeah, spray the bleach on that.
10:35Okay.
10:35All right.
10:37Now, do we think something is going to happen here?
10:39I hope.
10:39Otherwise, we're spoiling a beautiful worm.
10:41Oh, here we go.
10:43So, girl with a pearl earring.
10:44They've got to spray it with bleach around the hairband area and then something scientific
10:49will happen.
10:50I don't think you should do that to the great masters.
10:52What do you see?
10:53Stop ruining pages.
10:54Well, I'll tell you this.
10:55Vermeer seems to have hidden a computer game cheat code in the girl with a pearl earring.
11:00Can I say, you really have a lot of cultural references.
11:03Tell me the directions.
11:04Down.
11:05Right.
11:05Down.
11:06Left.
11:07Down.
11:07Right.
11:08Down.
11:08Here we go, here we go, here we go.
11:09Look over there.
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11Here we go.
11:12Tell me the directions.
11:14Down.
11:14Right.
11:15Down.
11:16Left.
11:17We're in.
11:20Vermeer, you clever bastard.
11:21You've done it again.
11:23This box contains important tools.
11:26Important tools.
11:27Whoa.
11:28It's albino wotsits.
11:32Deep within, I mean deep within, almost magma levels of deep, they're going to find a set
11:38of jumper cables.
11:39They need to attach them to the 3D printer to finish off the screwdriver to open the vent.
11:44Easy.
11:45Okay, let me.
11:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Amy.
11:48Whoa, this is the quick sound we've been learning about.
11:51No, Nick, what are you doing?
11:52Hang on.
11:52Oh no.
11:54Oh my God, it's really deep.
11:56Ed, my hand's going beyond the bottom.
11:58Were you, what?
11:59My hand's going beyond the bottom.
12:05The box was filled with the most styrofoam I have ever seen.
12:08I am having difficulties because whenever I see packaging, it looks like wotsits and
12:14I want to eat it.
12:15So I am resisting that urge at all costs.
12:24Welcome back to The Way Out.
12:26Our teams are trying to steal and escape with the Mona Lisa.
12:29But first, they need to find something hidden in this improbably deep box.
12:35That is absolutely bananas.
12:37What, like human boy deep?
12:38I think it's like human man deep.
12:40Okay, it says don't eat it.
12:42I was thinking maybe eat it.
12:44Just try and eat it all.
12:45Will you take this off for me?
12:47Yeah.
12:48They do look like they're on community service.
12:52Like a footballer that's committed a misdemeanor of some kind.
12:55It just goes down.
12:57Do you think I'm meant to get in it?
12:59No.
12:59Move my leg.
13:00Okay, I'm in.
13:01Okay, I'm somehow way deeper than I should have been.
13:07Oh, I've got you.
13:08I've got your breasts.
13:09Okay.
13:10They are so unbearably cute.
13:12Goodbye.
13:13I'm stuck.
13:15Imagine you have a ring in here and this is how you propose to me.
13:18That would be incredible.
13:20Oh.
13:21They're getting married.
13:22They're getting married.
13:23They're not, are they?
13:24Just so that you lower your expectations, that's not gonna happen.
13:27What?
13:27Come on.
13:31Okay.
13:32Could you feel anything?
13:33I don't know.
13:34I think, should we get some out and see how deep it goes?
13:37Yeah.
13:38I hope those are biodegradable.
13:40That's my match penalty.
13:41I can't find anything.
13:42Keep going.
13:43Hang on.
13:43Something's coming up.
13:45It's just my ass.
13:47I thought something was coming out with me.
13:49Oh, hang on.
13:49What's that?
13:50Oh, yes.
13:52Something here.
13:52Yes.
13:55Oh.
13:56Come on.
13:57Yes.
13:57Well done.
13:58Come on.
13:59They've got one.
14:00They need two.
14:01Ooh.
14:02Fuck is that?
14:03A jump cable.
14:04I think that's it.
14:05Oh, battery.
14:06There's a battery here.
14:07Ah.
14:09Okay.
14:10Should we put it on?
14:11So that's plus and that's negative.
14:13But don't we need to, don't we need another one?
14:15Ah.
14:17Has anything happened?
14:18No, the light didn't come on.
14:19We need another one.
14:20There's gotta be another one.
14:21There's gotta be another one in here.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Oh, what a talent.
14:25When they actually plug in the jumper cables, that little 3D printer is gonna pop up like
14:30a freshly baked gulf waffle.
14:34Okay.
14:34Well, first of all, let's get this open.
14:36Okay.
14:37We need a tool that opens this.
14:39It has like a sort of cross.
14:41Oh, boy.
14:42Do I think?
14:43Oh, it's in there.
14:44Where?
14:45It's in this printer.
14:46I'm getting in a box.
14:48Get in the box.
14:49Okay.
14:49You give it a go.
14:51Let me get in there.
14:56Okay.
14:58Oh, my days.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:05I'm allergic to specifically blue paint.
15:08What a way to find that out.
15:09Oh, I think I've got something.
15:10You got something?
15:11Yeah.
15:12Oh, yeah.
15:13I got it.
15:14Careful getting out.
15:15Don't pull everything.
15:15I got something on it.
15:16Okay.
15:17Oh, well done, my rat.
15:19Brilliant.
15:20She got it.
15:21Yes.
15:22Right.
15:22Come on.
15:23They got it.
15:23Good.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:28What an absolute diamond couple.
15:30Shame they're going to get divorced after this.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:35No.
15:35Grab me.
15:36Okay.
15:38Grab me.
15:39Do you do this at CrossFit?
15:41Don't feel like this is one of the puzzles they were expecting.
15:43Yes.
15:45Pull me out.
15:46Pull me.
15:47Pull me out.
15:48Yes.
15:50Woo!
15:51Power 3D printer.
15:52You ready?
15:57Okay.
15:58Hang on.
15:59Hang on.
15:59Hang on.
15:59Red to red.
16:00I know.
16:01I'm not dum-dum.
16:03We getting a light?
16:04Yeah.
16:04Okay.
16:05The 3D printer is going to spark up momentarily.
16:08She's printing.
16:09And then finish off the top of the screwdriver.
16:113D printing a screwdriver?
16:12Yeah.
16:19Oh, look.
16:21Wow.
16:23The 3D printer's working.
16:25That's incredible.
16:26Oh.
16:27Well done.
16:28You smashed that.
16:30How did it know that's exactly what we needed?
16:32It's always nice to know that your friend can bear your load.
16:35Oh, here we go.
16:38A dildo.
16:39A dildo.
16:40A dildo.
16:41I apologize.
16:42I apologize to the viewers.
16:44I guess we've got to put this up our chuffs.
16:47I know what we're going to do.
16:48Oh, yeah.
16:49No, we'll do it.
16:49Ventilation shaft.
16:50Ventilation shaft.
16:51Yeah.
16:51And then we put it up our chuffs.
16:53Um, yes.
16:56Are you one of these?
16:57No, you do.
16:58Because I imagine I'm going in there.
17:00Given the presence of rats, which you are not a fan of.
17:04I can't believe there's actually going to be rats in here, Chloe.
17:06I talk a big game about rats, but I don't like them.
17:09I think there's a switch at the top of the fan.
17:11That just needs to be turned on.
17:13Okay.
17:14Maybe if we name them, it will take their power away.
17:16Yeah.
17:17So, I'm just going in from what I can tell.
17:20Woo!
17:20Oh my god.
17:21Okay.
17:22And remember, it's good luck to give her a rat a little kiss.
17:25Oh, yummy!
17:27Oh no, we can't even see in there before we go in.
17:29Okay, there's a dark tunnel here.
17:31They've got to feel their way to the next vent, guys.
17:33They've got to feel their way.
17:35Oh, right.
17:36Do you want to go first?
17:37Should we have a peek?
17:38Let's have a peek.
17:38Oh my fucking god, there's rats in there.
17:42Jimmy's going first.
17:44If you would.
17:45Holy moly.
17:47I'm trying not to swear, so you're going to hear some cute.
17:50Oh, we've got a full ass.
17:51Ah!
17:51We've got a full ass!
17:52Pull the pants up!
17:54We've got a full ass!
17:55It's got to be...
17:56Ah!
17:56Okay!
17:57The pants are in my mouth.
17:59You befriend the rats first.
18:02Wow, straight in.
18:03He's not just a stupid food podcaster.
18:06He's also fearless.
18:08And then I'll...
18:09I'll come in.
18:10Lovely to have your best boxers on show, Ed, actually.
18:15I'd imagine a rat's going to crawl up my bum hole!
18:19Okay, it is like completely dark in here.
18:22Go.
18:22Just go.
18:24I'm coming straight behind you.
18:25Oh, I bet you're...
18:26We're doing the human rat-a-pillar.
18:28Ed, go.
18:29Ed, go.
18:30E!
18:31Can you see me on the security cam?
18:33I haven't seen you yet, but it says live feed.
18:37Okay, keep going.
18:39Oh, there's rats in here!
18:42Oh, piss and shit!
18:46Oh, my God, this is complete darkness!
18:49Sorry, my girl.
18:51Oh, God!
18:52There's rats in here!
18:53By the way, team, they're not real rats.
18:55They're not real rats.
18:56They don't know that.
18:57We know that.
18:58They're on sticks.
19:00Slightly bag pussy.
19:01Yes!
19:02Ed, your butt looks lovely.
19:04Thank you, but won't a rat crawl up it and live there forever?
19:07Yes.
19:08It looks like it would make a wonderful home.
19:12Something's crawling in my butt!
19:14If I do this, then the rats have to run away.
19:17Okay, I'm coming through.
19:18I'm right back.
19:19No!
19:21No, I'm stuck.
19:22I can't even get in.
19:23There's things on my face!
19:24There's things on my face!
19:26There's things on my face!
19:27Is there a rat?
19:28I just felt something.
19:31I felt poo under my head.
19:33I think it might be mine.
19:35Chloe.
19:35Yeah?
19:36I'm really scared.
19:37Are there real rats in there, Ed?
19:38Yeah.
19:39There's something in here.
19:41This is why-
19:43No!
19:43No!
19:44No, I'm still not seeing a van, but I am touching quite a lot of rats.
19:49Ah!
19:51Beep!
19:52There's light at the end of the tunnel, and it's going to give them access to the next part
19:56of the air vent, but I have a sneaking feeling that one of them should have stayed in the room.
20:01I think I've found a hatch, Chloe.
20:03Okay!
20:04Oh, God!
20:05Oh, God!
20:05There's a rat!
20:06Oh, you've got to go up!
20:08How do I go up?
20:10No.
20:11The rats is going up.
20:12You don't have to go up.
20:13There's no way for me to go up.
20:16Okay, let's swap.
20:18Ah!
20:19Do you want to swap?
20:20I don't think you're going to enjoy any part of it.
20:22I'm not going to, but I'm not enjoying this either.
20:24Come on, girl!
20:25Chloe, come down here and have a look, because it might need two of us.
20:28I'm coming down.
20:28There's the fan that's broken that it said on the laptop.
20:31Can you see where we're supposed to go?
20:33So, you can see the top left.
20:35Yeah.
20:35There's a shot of the fan.
20:37Yeah.
20:37So, just yell me when I'm near it.
20:39Second part of the shaft, they'll find two loose cables.
20:43Look interested, please, Lulu.
20:44By holding these together, they can get the fan working, but it is a bit shocky.
20:48Shocky, shocky.
20:49Okay, I think we need to connect these wires, but I don't know if they go together,
20:53because it feels like they...
20:55Ah!
20:56Okay, there's a little electric shock, but I don't think they...
20:59Ah!
21:00I don't think they reach.
21:01I don't think they reach.
21:03You may not want to hear this, team, but do remember, time is a ticking.
21:08Time is a ticking.
21:10Yeah, we fucking know it is.
21:11Oh!
21:12Snippy bits.
21:14I think we need to connect this.
21:16Okay.
21:17Ah!
21:19Amy.
21:23Ah!
21:27Do you think we can make them reach?
21:28Yeah, I think we can.
21:29Okay.
21:30Oh, she's going to get shocky.
21:32Ah!
21:32Oh!
21:34Oh!
21:36Oh!
21:38We know that time is ticking, but our present concern is rats and electricity.
21:45Ah!
21:45I honestly blacked out.
21:55The teams might have escaped the clutches of J茅r么me, but now they must avoid the rats and the electric shocks.
22:05Ah!
22:05Ah!
22:07Ah!
22:07Now, I will say this is partly why I wanted to do this.
22:11Here's the problem, though.
22:12I'm not really scared of rats who are in close spaces, but I can't find anything.
22:16Okay, that's a dead end.
22:17She can find stuff, but she's scared of the dark.
22:20Between us, we might have made one competent player in this room.
22:24Ah!
22:27Oh!
22:28You did it!
22:29Yes!
22:30Oh, hang on.
22:31It's got a code.
22:32Yeah?
22:33Look on...
22:35Look on backside fan.
22:37Where's backside fan?
22:39There's a security cam and it says backside of fan.
22:42So is there someone we can watch it?
22:44Well, it would be...
22:45I might have to go back up there.
22:46Back there!
22:46Back there!
22:46Back there!
22:47Go!
22:47Go!
22:47Go!
22:51Oh, here we go.
22:52What have you got?
22:53Ah!
22:54A handle.
22:57I'm going down.
22:59Okay, Chloe.
23:00Are you moving the fan?
23:01Okay.
23:05Ah!
23:06Ah!
23:07Shocking me!
23:08Ah!
23:10I can't see anything.
23:13Oh, hang on.
23:14Hang on.
23:17Behind...
23:17Munch.
23:18Behind Munch, it says.
23:20Ah!
23:20As in...
23:21Munch, the scream.
23:22Yeah, the scream.
23:23Look at the scream.
23:24Where's the scream?
23:26Oh, it's in there.
23:26Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:27I've got it.
23:27I've got it.
23:28I've got it.
23:28Look behind the Munch.
23:29Yeah!
23:30Well done.
23:31The scream.
23:32The scream.
23:34Oh, I can see you.
23:35Yeah.
23:35You've appeared.
23:38I'm getting electrical shock.
23:40It's working.
23:41You're on.
23:42Ah!
23:42Woo!
23:43Ah!
23:44Okay, the fan is now on.
23:47I can see a code.
23:49There's a code appearing in the...
23:50Oh, yeah.
23:51It says, look on backside fan.
23:54Nish.
23:55Yeah.
23:55There's a camera from behind the fan.
23:58Yeah.
24:00What does it say?
24:01Something behind Munch.
24:03Look behind the Munch.
24:04Oh, it's not an original, Chloe.
24:06It's from Poster Lounge.
24:09Oh, got a key, got a key, got a key.
24:11Yeah, what to?
24:11It says elevator.
24:13Really warm as well.
24:14Hello.
24:14Hello.
24:15It's really hot.
24:18It's a they.
24:20It's a they.
24:22Taking your trousers off is my thing.
24:24The problem is my feet are too big to get the legs off,
24:28so I'm just going to have to leave them dangling for now.
24:30He's got big feet, ladies.
24:32Elevator.
24:32And a tiny dick.
24:33Oh, elevator.
24:36Did you say a big feet and a tiny dick?
24:38Yeah.
24:38Yeah.
24:39Oh, yummy.
24:40Oh, yummy.
24:41Delicious.
24:42Oh.
24:43I found a key.
24:46Fucking hell.
24:47This fucking rat.
24:49Amy's so shocked she's actually dropped a whole social class.
24:53Now I'm coming through the spandex labia.
24:55Yeah, here we go.
24:56Okay.
24:56Pop your head out.
24:58Okay.
24:59You did it.
25:00For feminism.
25:01For feminism.
25:02Yeah.
25:02There was a key behind the Munch.
25:04Okay, well, it feels like we could have just done that.
25:12Guys, they're doing quite well.
25:13Ed.
25:14Ed.
25:14Ed.
25:15Jerome.
25:15Jerome.
25:16If you're watching this.
25:17Fuck you, Jerome.
25:18We're out of your stupid office.
25:20Suck my dick.
25:21So, we want Mona Lisa.
25:24Okay, we need to hurry up.
25:25Emergency!
25:26Sell Mona Lisa.
25:27That's where we're going, right?
25:28Okay.
25:29We're now in a lift.
25:32So.
25:33Imagine if we started pashing in the lift.
25:37Okay.
25:38How can she find him attractive in that bloody shower cap?
25:40I just don't know.
25:43Which one's the emergency?
25:44Oh, urgence.
25:45Yes, urgence.
25:46Because guess what?
25:47We in France.
25:48Okay.
25:49There's a hole there.
25:50Oh my God.
25:51I think that might just be shoddy maintenance.
25:54This is so cool.
25:55Look, look.
25:55Wow.
25:56Oh.
25:57Oh, sorry.
26:00This is clearly crucial.
26:02Yeah, something's in there.
26:04Hang on.
26:05I hate art galleries.
26:06Me too.
26:07Rubbish.
26:08Yeah.
26:09And definitely...
26:10Don't jump.
26:11Don't jump.
26:12No one's...
26:13Okay.
26:14That's...
26:16Okay, we're stuck.
26:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:24Okay, so we're going to press urgence.
26:27Hello.
26:28Bonjour.
26:29Sorry, bonjour.
26:30Shove them in there.
26:32Do you think...
26:32Yeah, we must do.
26:33Could you remember what colour they were?
26:34Oh, yeah, they've gone...
26:35I think it's yellow, blue, red, I think.
26:37The colours they're looking out for are red, yellow and blue.
26:40They can now plug in the corresponding colour cables.
26:42But they can't distinguish the colours in this red light.
26:45Can you see what colour they are?
26:46Red?
26:47No, that's purple.
26:48Ah.
26:49In case of emergency, press the emergency button.
26:54Hello, bonjour.
26:56Bonjour.
26:57Welcome to the Louvre.
26:59You have pressed...
27:00They'll never know it's me.
27:01The emergency button.
27:03Please remain calm and follow these instructions.
27:07Clap your hands six times.
27:09Stamp your feet nine times.
27:12Wolf wisdom three times.
27:14And finally, take five deep breaths.
27:18Pardonnez-moi!
27:19Encore une fois, madame!
27:29Uh...
27:29Er...
27:30What?
27:31Is it this?
27:32What was it?
27:35Seven...
27:35Ah, okay.
27:36Six...
27:37No, it was six.
27:38Six, nine, three...
27:41Five...
27:42Yes!
27:43They've done it.
27:44Six, nine, three, five into the lift panel to open it.
27:47And inside, a little torch.
27:49Well done, Rat.
27:50Well done.
27:51Whoa!
27:52Yeah!
27:53Six, seven, eight...
27:54I think they're being a bit thick here.
27:56It's just the numbers.
27:57Yeah.
27:57I think even I'd have got that.
27:58What the fuck are they doing?
28:00One.
28:03Right.
28:03UV!
28:05Up here, up here.
28:08Four.
28:09Five.
28:09Five.
28:10What are we doing wrong?
28:12You, girl.
28:12To escape the lift, you must focus on the numbers.
28:16Not the actions, which you have been doing about 20 times.
28:21Okay, we love instructions.
28:24Okay.
28:25Okay.
28:27Six...
28:28Er...
28:29Nine.
28:29Nine.
28:31Is it UV, though?
28:33I don't know.
28:33Well, we need it for something, don't we?
28:35Three, five.
28:36Thank God for that.
28:38Woohoo!
28:39Woo!
28:40Okay.
28:41Can I say this?
28:43Shamone?
28:44No, we don't say that anymore.
28:44We don't say that anymore.
28:45No, no, we don't say that anymore.
28:46We didn't get that right for a start.
28:48Oh!
28:48Could it be...
28:49Remember the cables.
28:50Yeah, we've just...
28:51We've just worked that out.
28:52Thank you, Mel.
28:52You see?
28:53Sniffy with me.
28:55Put the colour to the colour.
28:57Oh!
29:01There we go.
29:03Thank you!
29:04Thank you!
29:06Oh, my days!
29:08This is sick!
29:09Is that Rouge?
29:10Rouge!
29:16Oh, my God!
29:18I can hear the strain of Nina Simone's cinema as we get into this room.
29:22Okay, what have we got here?
29:23I don't get that reference.
29:25Thomas Brown Affair.
29:26Thomas Brown Affair.
29:26Oh, yeah.
29:26Well, no, say it.
29:28Thomas Brown Affair.
29:32Woo!
29:33Pew!
29:35Okay.
29:35Ah, look.
29:36There's a plug-in thing for a battery, so maybe we plug this into the banana.
29:40Should we have a look at the rest of the stuff, though?
29:42So we've got a four-digit code there.
29:44We've got a balloon.
29:51This is not a scam.
29:52The red button.
29:56The baton rouge.
29:57Okay.
29:57Banana on the wall.
29:58We've got a code.
30:00Okay, so that might be a battery.
30:02You can use fruit to conduct electricity.
30:06Because a banana has a bit of acid that can make the cables work for a battery.
30:11Really?
30:12Yeah.
30:12I didn't think I'd be learning today.
30:13Yes.
30:14Science.
30:15Yeah?
30:15A little bit of science in here, team.
30:18We should plug this in.
30:19Yeah, plug it into the fruit battery.
30:21I love that.
30:21Plug it into the banana.
30:23Yeah, really clever young man.
30:25Is that a bad thing to do?
30:26That's so smart, because that's what we did.
30:28We're nine.
30:29It's got light, but it's not doing anything.
30:35Oh, look.
30:35Amy.
30:36Two double fruit battery.
30:38Oh, yeah.
30:38Double fruit battery.
30:39Oh, yeah.
30:40There you go.
30:40It's just come on.
30:43Oh!
30:44Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:45Hold it.
30:46Oh!
30:46Wow!
30:501974, I think.
30:521974.
30:53They've got it, man.
30:551974.
30:571974?
30:58No.
30:58I think it was 1974.
31:00Is there anything?
31:01Yeah, try that.
31:01Yeah, yeah.
31:031974.
31:04The year you were born.
31:06What?
31:07That's not even true.
31:09Fragile.
31:10Oh, my giddy aunt.
31:12Okay.
31:13Oh, sick.
31:13Fragile.
31:14Handle with care.
31:15Does it go up our butts again?
31:16Wowee.
31:17Is this the scanner situation?
31:19Right.
31:20This is a printer gun.
31:21There's a printer gun.
31:23What's a printer gun?
31:25What's a printer gun, David?
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:28Yeah, great head.
31:30Wowee.
31:31That painting over there.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:33That's exciting.
31:35Do you just point it at it and fire?
31:37Wait, hang on a second.
31:40Okay.
31:41This is not a scanner, so scan here.
31:44Now, the printer gun works like a handheld inkjet printer.
31:47As they swipe it across the canvas, it'll reveal how to crack the safe.
31:51Scan there.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Scan it then.
31:53Shall I just see what happens?
31:54Yeah, just see what happens.
31:55Scan it.
31:56Yeah.
31:56It's got to be this, right?
31:58Oh, yeah.
31:59Ah!
32:00Ah!
32:01Yeah!
32:01That's bloody exciting.
32:02That's really good.
32:03Bonne combination!
32:05Hout, six.
32:06Bit of French to fox them a little bit.
32:08Gauche, deux.
32:09Okay.
32:10Gauche is left.
32:11Duarte is right.
32:12That's zero.
32:13On the safe door, there are four knobs that need turning to the correct numbers.
32:17Lock them in correctly and the safe will open.
32:20I guess that must be up.
32:22Hout is up.
32:23So, hold on.
32:25On basse, six.
32:27On basse?
32:28Oh, that must be bottom.
32:31Okay.
32:32Hang on.
32:33Six.
32:33Yeah, so what's gauche?
32:35Deux.
32:35Deux.
32:36And then what's trois?
32:37Zero.
32:39Gauche.
32:39Gauche, deux.
32:41Hout.
32:42Six.
32:43Zero.
32:43And what's on basse?
32:44Six.
32:45And these.
32:49Yes!
32:49Yes, we're in!
32:50We're in, we're in!
32:51It's open!
32:52Oh my God, Avie!
33:01So then we put all the numbers in to the combination door, swung it open, and then...
33:05That was so cool!
33:06Prepare to noise, ah!
33:09I'm getting worried because I'm thinking, Jerome's probably just around the corner.
33:13We need to get this Mona Lisa and we need to get the H out of here.
33:22The amateur art thieves are in the endgame.
33:25All that stands between them and the Mona Lisa are loads of lasers and a state-of-the-art security
33:31system.
33:32Bonne chance!
33:33It's open!
33:34Yay!
33:35Oh my God, Avie!
33:36It's entrapment!
33:40You're Zeta Jones!
33:41I'm Connery!
33:42I knew it would end this way.
33:43These are the roles we were meant to play.
33:46Ed!
33:47Ed!
33:47Ed!
33:47Ed!
33:47Look!
33:48Look!
33:48Oh shit!
33:50Oh my God!
33:51Right.
33:52Double security.
33:53The lasers doing the grill.
33:55The red button I think we can get to knock the chains off.
33:58If laser is tripped, go back to safe zone.
34:02Lasers...
34:02The Sal Mona Lisa means the Mona Lisa room, doesn't it?
34:04Sal Devin.
34:05Okay, yeah, you're the king of everything.
34:06Bathroom.
34:07I've got an A level in France, and that's all I can remember.
34:11It's still got the cap on!
34:15Do you think you'll be leaving that little bonnet on going forward?
34:19Oh David, you stupid...
34:21Okay, well I'm gonna have to take these off because they're dragging.
34:29Hang on.
34:30Pull me off!
34:31Pull me off!
34:32It's like planes.
34:32I've got to do myself before I do any of my children.
34:35No!
34:36They're about to enter the laser maze.
34:38Okay, he's going.
34:41Whoa.
34:42Oh, I can...
34:43There's more lasers than I thought.
34:45He's a natural athlete.
34:46This is exactly the sort of thing a rat would be good at.
34:49Okay.
34:49Keep staying low.
34:50Oh no, right in front of you there's a laser.
34:52I know, I can see the one right in front of me.
34:54I don't...
34:54Just wondering if I can hit this button without activating this laser.
34:58Every time they trip the lasers, it's back to the safe zone.
35:02Until they manage a clean run, they won't be able to access the Mona Lisa.
35:05What does it feel like when you're...
35:08Is my bum touching one of the lasers?
35:11Your bum is not touching one of the lasers.
35:13People are gonna write fan fiction about this.
35:15I'm so close to it.
35:16If I can just...
35:17Yeah, let me give you my shoe.
35:18Hang on, hang on, hang on.
35:22Nothing happened.
35:24What the F?
35:26Oh, I feel like Catherine Zeta-Jones.
35:28But in the Darling Buds of May, weirdly.
35:34Chloe, my rat.
35:35Yes, my rat.
35:36There's two buttons.
35:37Yeah, what does it say?
35:38We have to press them simultaneously.
35:40In the top left corner of the room, there's a button as well.
35:44I'm coming for you.
35:45Do you think you'd be able to get there or would you like me to go there?
35:48I will never let you down.
35:51Can you see...
35:53Okay, your bottom hit the laser, so now we've got to go back to the safe zone.
35:57Okay.
35:58And it was Chloe's juicy caboose.
36:00What happens if I stand up here?
36:02Is there any way for me to stand?
36:03Don't stand.
36:04Without standing up.
36:06Ah!
36:07What's that?
36:08That's so annoying.
36:10Oh, this is hard.
36:12Do you want me to try and get to that one?
36:13Yeah, I can't get to that.
36:14Down, down, down, down.
36:15There's one right in front of you.
36:18Okay, your head's going to hit one.
36:19Your head's going to hit one.
36:20Down, down, down.
36:21Okay, now I think you need to get to the right.
36:22Watch your ass.
36:23Watch your ass.
36:24It's out.
36:25Chris.
36:26Maybe it's last.
36:28Go forward.
36:28Push forward.
36:29Push forward.
36:29Okay, Ed must not touch the laser with his ass.
36:32But don't stand up.
36:33Ah!
36:33It's above you!
36:37So, you've got one right in front of you.
36:39I can see the one right in front of me.
36:41Okay.
36:42Keep your caboose as far down as you can.
36:45Now, you could stand up if you pushed yourself up against that wall, but is that helpful?
36:48No, I can't stand up because there's two here.
36:50So, scoot on your ass.
36:53What I then do...
36:53Fuck.
36:53I should have taken my lab coat off.
36:55Here, there's one right in front of you.
36:56Watch your bum.
36:57Watch your bum.
36:58Pull your top down so your mother doesn't get angry.
37:01Okay, come through another.
37:02How's my head doing?
37:03Don't watch your foot.
37:04Yeah, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
37:05So, I now have access to one button, but if I can get access to this other button...
37:10Yeah, you've got to get up.
37:11You can though, there's no...
37:12Hang on.
37:12If I go up onto my hands and knees, can I do that?
37:17Er...
37:17I think I can.
37:17Very carefully, very carefully.
37:19I think I can.
37:20Okay, there's one right above your back, so careful.
37:23Yeah, you're fine there, but be very careful now.
37:25Don't go any further up.
37:26Okay.
37:26And watch your bum as well.
37:28I've got locked jaw, I'm so tense.
37:30David, help me.
37:35Oh yeah, I can go under, for sure.
37:37Okay, stay low, your bum is still in the danger zone.
37:39Okay, now, yeah.
37:41There's one right, you can see the one below you.
37:43Yep, yep, that's the one I'm trying to go over.
37:45Yep, stay, yep.
37:45How about above me?
37:47Er, you've got a little bit of wiggle room, but don't go too far up.
37:50Yeah, that's good.
37:51That's really good.
37:52Can you get over that one in front of you?
37:54Probably.
37:55You're doing a wonderful job, keep going.
37:58My under?
37:58No, keep going.
38:00Okay, I'm going into a downward dog.
38:02Okay.
38:02I knew all of this yoga would pay off.
38:04Don't rip your butt too high, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
38:06Okay.
38:07Slowly get up.
38:08Yeah, okay.
38:09And be very careful.
38:11Careful, careful, careful, careful.
38:13Don't stand.
38:14Move forward, move forward.
38:14Go over the thing.
38:15Go over the thing.
38:16There's a laser right near.
38:18Yeah.
38:19Chloe's.
38:20Step over the laser.
38:22I'm trying.
38:22Just give me a sec.
38:24Okay, can you now do what I just did?
38:27Yeah.
38:27Okay.
38:28Now stay there.
38:29Can you reach the button?
38:30Yep.
38:30Okay, stay right there.
38:32Can you see what my vibe is?
38:35No.
38:36If I go, if I have to go back at this point, I'm...
38:38No, no, no, your head, your head down, down, down.
38:40Come on.
38:40Just up to the middle one.
38:44Over, arm over, arm over.
38:46I can go under.
38:47Okay.
38:48Okay.
38:48Ready?
38:51Yes.
38:54This is so exciting.
38:55They've got to get Jerome's badge.
38:56They've got to get Jerome's badge.
39:01Oh, look.
39:02It's detected.
39:03Okay, here we go.
39:03Jerome's badge.
39:04They've got it.
39:05They've got it.
39:06Just run.
39:08They've got to get the Mona Lisa.
39:09They haven't got the Mona Lisa.
39:10They've got the Mona Lisa.
39:10They haven't got...
39:12Ready?
39:13Not yet.
39:14Oh, the grill.
39:15Go.
39:16Yep.
39:16Go, go, go, go.
39:17Go, go, go.
39:18Go, go, go, go.
39:20Okay.
39:21Chloe, Chloe.
39:22Yes!
39:24Boom!
39:26Three, two, one.
39:28Woo!
39:29Get the Mona Lisa.
39:30Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:32Yes!
39:32Woo!
39:34Where's the Mona Lisa?
39:36Where's the Mona Lisa?
39:37I don't have it.
39:38We were supposed to get the Mona Lisa, you daft sod.
39:43Go, go, go.
39:45What do you think the point was?
39:47I thought it was to get away from Jerome!
39:51Yeah.
39:52Go, go, go.
39:52Off you go.
39:53They've got it.
39:54Woo-hoo!
39:57I'm worried that I've now got a taste for crime.
39:59I've certainly got a taste for escaping from kinky Frenchmen.
40:03Why don't we have our next couple's holiday as a little trip to Paris and we can just steal some
40:08stuff and avoid the gendarmes.
40:10You forgot to get the Mona Lisa.
40:11I forgot to get the Mona Lisa.
40:13I pick up the Mona Lisa and I think, ah, it's the Mona Lisa, I'm not allowed to take that.
40:18What do you mean you're not allowed to take that?
40:20We're robbers.
40:21We were there to rob the Mona Lisa, that's why we're in there.
40:25So much to unpack, so much to unwrap.
40:28It is time to find out who's failed miserably in their heist career and who came out of that with
40:32a perfect oceans 11 out of 10.
40:35George Clooney, let it be me.
40:37I can tell you the time difference between teams is only 36 seconds.
40:43Fake news.
40:46No, actually Lou, not fake, not fake news at all.
40:49Lou has just learnt that phrase and we must let her do it.
40:52Sorry, I should have let you know we've hired Lou as our press secretary.
40:56I'm going to start with Ed's team.
40:58You found the way out in...
41:0145 minutes, 58 seconds.
41:05Well done.
41:06Well done.
41:06Give yourself a ratty clap.
41:09Very good, very good score.
41:11Thank you, we're proud of ourselves no matter what.
41:13Nish's team, the Society of Best Friends...
41:15Ooh! Best Friends.
41:18...managed to find the way out in...
41:2146 minutes and 34 seconds.
41:24Is that less?
41:25More, we were more.
41:26Oh no!
41:27Slightly more, team.
41:28Well done.
41:29Well done, well done.
41:30Still rather be us than them.
41:31That means that Ed's team won today's show.
41:35Pop the collars.
41:36Pop the collars.
41:37Woo!
41:38We're popping.
41:39Shall we say gang, just a little thing, that when you win a show, you're allowed to pop your collar.
41:44And shall we also say, when the collars pop, the panties drop.
41:48Yeah.
41:49Shall we say that?
41:49Yeah, let's say it.
41:50I don't think we should all say that.
41:52You are so ruddy close.
41:55Three minutes-ish.
41:55This is going to be a series of drama and jeopardy.
41:58I can feel it coming in as we speak at this halfway point.
42:02Let's take a look at what that's done to the leaderboard.
42:05Ed's team still riding high.
42:07But only three minutes 31 seconds high ahead of Nish's team.
42:13Well, that is it for today.
42:15Is Ed's team's winning streak about to evaporate or will it stay?
42:18Next time our players attempt their most explosive mission yet.
42:23A race to defuse a teeny tiny ball.
42:28Woo!
42:30See you then.
42:31She tries to get it to the court.
42:33Woo!
42:33See you then!
42:34Woo!
42:49This is justUD1iche8.
42:50We do this to霉s us.
42:56Uh, and you can remember you.
43:09You could never change the impact.
43:10a great idea! The
43:11100% hasn't been me. It's
43:11something you have been interested in and
43:11tooubtable usually. You could
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