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00:00:03yes I know my last payment is half of what I owe okay but I promise I'll get
00:00:08it in by the end of the week oh I'm gonna need a raise fast so how are you
00:00:18feeling after the great Gavin won the Tillman proposal oh don't even mention
00:00:22it and great isn't exactly the word I'd use for that nepo baby tell me how you
00:00:27really feel I mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done and
00:00:31others like Gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo
00:00:37baby speak of the devil
00:00:55you know I'm offended well actually on a second thought I'm not because I don't really care about the
00:01:02opinions of my lesser competition and that's my cue to leave bye Tony that's your competition huh
00:01:14pretty sure I landed that massive deal with Denison just two weeks ago remember that I like to call
00:01:22that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you are when mr. Hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:28name's me CEO my first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:36knows that job is mine report report report report report report report report report report report report
00:02:15thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you very much for the
00:02:18thank you all I appreciate it very much thank you well I I know that you all are very busy
00:02:24so I will
00:02:25not take up a whole lot of your time today really I'm just here to make a small announcement I
00:02:33have
00:02:33decided that I am going to retire within the next three months I know it's sad I know so the
00:02:44search for the new
00:02:46CEO of Hartley industries will begin immediately that position is mine
00:02:54is mine in other news I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company
00:03:05has
00:03:06finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for your time and your
00:03:13hard work you've all done an extraordinary job
00:03:16so thank you I appreciate it and on that note we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank
00:03:22you very much except
00:03:23Gavin and Victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
00:03:31so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees
00:03:39thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal so I feel like it's time for a
00:03:45little celebration
00:03:49there you go
00:03:55uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to a Las Vegas yes
00:04:03thank you
00:04:05thank you
00:04:06thank you
00:04:13thank you
00:04:25thank you
00:04:33thank you
00:04:34I can't believe you, you too.
00:04:46Hey, Gavin. Looks like you're less of your competition has arrived.
00:04:50Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:53There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:04:56I got this for you.
00:04:58Thank you. That's so kind.
00:05:00Isn't that nice? I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:04Hey, Gavin. Hello. Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:07Yes, of course.
00:05:07I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:12Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:14That would be lovely.
00:05:29Whoops!
00:05:33Oh, my God!
00:05:34I'm sorry. That was a mistake.
00:05:37Um, why are you just standing here? Why don't you go help her?
00:05:42Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:46There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:48Yes.
00:05:51Oh!
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:53You peeping at me like some weird peeping tong?
00:05:56No! Um, no.
00:05:58I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:02Bullshit!
00:06:03You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:05Save face?
00:06:07Save face about what?
00:06:08You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:10You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:16Listen.
00:06:17I swear, I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:19You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:28Get the hell out.
00:06:30This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:36Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:38You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that
00:06:42CEO position to buy.
00:06:44Give me this.
00:06:46Go.
00:06:46Stop.
00:06:49Yay.
00:06:53Peace offering?
00:06:57And then it happened.
00:07:00Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, alright?
00:07:03I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:05I don't need you to cleanly spill another drink on me.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:08First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:10Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Well, I guess what this is about is you sucking up to Cornelius, because he just gave you the riot
00:07:15act for what you just did.
00:07:16Isn't it?
00:07:17Um, yeah.
00:07:20Yeah, okay.
00:07:21Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:24Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:25Listen.
00:07:25I'm sorry, okay?
00:07:26I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:35Uh, hello?
00:07:42I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the
00:07:46hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:07:55Ahem.
00:07:57Triple in paradise.
00:08:00Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:02Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:04You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:07This is all just a game to you.
00:08:10What is?
00:08:12This job.
00:08:14It...
00:08:14You don't need it.
00:08:16You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:19You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:23You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:26Okay, you know what?
00:08:26You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:31and realize you're not the only person on this planet that there's something going
00:08:34wrong with them.
00:08:35Enough!
00:08:36What is going on here?
00:08:37Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:39I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:44Cool it.
00:08:45Sorry, Miss Harley.
00:08:47Not another word.
00:08:53Way to go.
00:08:54You started that.
00:08:55You just gotta sign your checks, alright?
00:08:57Come on, Gavin.
00:08:58Okay, alright.
00:08:59Alright.
00:09:00Alright, thank you.
00:09:01Thank you all very much.
00:09:02Welcome, welcome.
00:09:03This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:07At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:13You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned, I don't know.
00:09:16But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:23It's so important.
00:09:25It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:29So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:36Cheers.
00:09:42Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:50In your dreams.
00:09:52Oh, ouch.
00:09:53Okay, you know what?
00:09:53I'm gonna need a shot.
00:09:55Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:00As long as you're paying.
00:10:01Sure.
00:10:11Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:12Try another one, please.
00:10:13Thanks.
00:10:14Here.
00:10:15Okay, alright.
00:10:16Let's go.
00:10:22Are you gonna throw up?
00:10:23Hell no.
00:10:24You're gonna throw up first.
00:10:25Please.
00:10:27Will you please turn it off?
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:48Oh, you're gonna need to stop.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bed.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:02What the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:05No.
00:11:07Give me the legget.
00:11:09Stop!
00:11:10Give me!
00:11:10We're so getting fired.
00:11:12Let go!
00:11:15Give me the legget.
00:11:16Stop!
00:11:17Let go!
00:11:18Grab the shirt!
00:11:19Fuck!
00:11:22What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:25Did...
00:11:27Did you?
00:11:28Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:30Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:32It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Call me...
00:11:37No!
00:11:37Hey!
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:44What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:48You gonna answer?
00:11:49You gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:55Hello?
00:11:56Good morning, Victoria.
00:11:59I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:04And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:07Why do you assume I'm with Gavin?
00:12:14I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:22Oh, my God.
00:12:27Oh, my God.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34Great house is gonna think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:37I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all I was gonna take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo, I probably
00:12:45would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay, so what are we gonna do about Cornelius?
00:12:57We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's gonna think we're mucking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again, because you already did that last night.
00:13:40Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:44This is my room.
00:13:45What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:47That could be Cornelius.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:01What a shocker.
00:14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
00:14:17Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:18No.
00:14:18Okay, enough!
00:14:20I am not happy.
00:14:22Hey, you two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:39Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas.
00:14:49But you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:52You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:56So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:08You want us to stay married?
00:15:12It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:17Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:20I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:21You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues but as husband and
00:15:29wife.
00:15:30Well, no, no, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:32I'm, I'm not wife material.
00:15:34Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:35You know what?
00:15:36I'm not even husband and material.
00:15:37I don't really even like her.
00:15:38Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:45Au revoir.
00:15:46Wait a minute.
00:15:46Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:51Oh, Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:53Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:15:57Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:01And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:07So, both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:20Oh, no.
00:16:22Oh, no.
00:16:23Oh, no.
00:16:50Oh, no.
00:16:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:54I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:56You wifey, what's wrong?
00:16:58You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:02Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:04Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:06Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:10Well, you know what?
00:17:10You should probably call him and tell him that and then he'll be smooth sailing for me, guys.
00:17:14C-E-O.
00:17:16You wish.
00:17:18Hmm.
00:17:21Is that really necessary?
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:26Can I help you?
00:17:28Hi.
00:17:29Um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:32I can't sit next to this van.
00:17:34She's exaggerating.
00:17:35I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full and I'm unable to talk him without your
00:17:39request.
00:17:41Okay, thanks.
00:17:43Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:46And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me because then
00:17:50maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:53Shut up.
00:17:55You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01Brat.
00:18:02Brat.
00:18:23Hey, Vic.
00:18:27Yes.
00:18:29Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:39Don't give in.
00:18:41Don't give in.
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:46Don't give in.
00:18:58Miss?
00:18:59Miss?
00:19:00Miss?
00:19:01Excuse me.
00:19:02We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:04I'll need you to prepare for landing.
00:19:10What the hell?
00:19:15What's happening?
00:19:16Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:20Are you serious?
00:19:21I'm not an animal.
00:19:22Oh, why the hell would I do that?
00:19:25Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:34Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping, too?
00:19:37I'm warning you, Gavin.
00:19:39Oh, yeah?
00:19:39Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:41Oh, my God.
00:19:43Well, you know what?
00:19:44I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:50You remember that?
00:19:51Just admit it.
00:19:52You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:54They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:19:58Let me tell you something.
00:19:59It takes two to tango, and from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drooled all over my fucking
00:20:04clothes.
00:20:12Jesus.
00:20:16Excuse me.
00:20:16Bye.
00:20:42What do you want, Gavin?
00:20:44We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:46It's never going to work.
00:20:47Why not?
00:20:49Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job, and we don't get along.
00:20:54We both know it.
00:20:56Well, you know what?
00:20:57We should probably figure out how to do that, because we're married now.
00:21:00And, uh, Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk, so every single moment is going to count.
00:21:13What are you doing?
00:21:17Like I said, every single moment counts, so we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:25By doing what?
00:21:28Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:47Well, why not?
00:21:57I have to get up on time.
00:22:08sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um but i can tell them that you're
00:22:14occupied if you need more time no no it's fine but i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be
00:22:19with
00:22:19them in a minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to
00:22:27tell me that
00:22:27no it was unprofessional i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need
00:22:33this job too not like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin so i still
00:22:38have
00:22:38that luxury okay well you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides
00:22:43cornelius wants us to stay together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you
00:22:50didn't know you're not going to score any points with me okay and try that again i'm going to see
00:22:55you for sexual harassment yeah i'm gonna do it
00:23:05so you actually kissed me back so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna be
00:23:14a little tricky don't you think
00:23:19fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until
00:23:23cornelius names me ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what stay out of my fucking way
00:23:29i have a client anyway good luck
00:23:39police
00:23:42after you
00:23:44she is annoying
00:23:50hello
00:23:51did you get named ceo yet
00:23:54no
00:23:55you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it
00:23:58yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
00:24:07no
00:24:13well
00:24:19so
00:24:21fine
00:24:22yes
00:24:51Something wrong?
00:24:52I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:25:01Perhaps I could help.
00:25:23Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:25:25Uh, hi, Victoria.
00:25:27Hi, um, why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:32There was a meeting?
00:25:38Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:41Oh, yeah?
00:25:42Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:49Gavin?
00:25:50Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:54Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:59Come on!
00:26:07Victoria, thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:10She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:16You asshole.
00:26:18This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:21You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:25We got another meeting.
00:26:26See you.
00:26:28You know what?
00:26:29Some jackets.
00:26:36Oops!
00:26:38Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:40That's coffee.
00:26:41I'm so clumsy.
00:26:42I'm sorry.
00:26:45Yeah, this is a real childish antic.
00:26:47You're really gonna get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:51You're one to talk.
00:26:52Good luck with your next meeting.
00:26:57Oh, it's his problem.
00:26:59Hmm.
00:27:00He'll be fine.
00:27:01He had a little accident.
00:27:03But, um...
00:27:04Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:06Uh, nothing, really.
00:27:07Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:09Say hi.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:12Hi.
00:27:12How are you doing?
00:27:14Yeah, I'm better now.
00:27:15Um, you always brighten up the office, so...
00:27:19Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:23Uh, yeah.
00:27:25Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:28Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:32Nope.
00:27:34She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:39Gavin.
00:27:41Only.
00:27:45Oh, uh, sorry.
00:27:47I, I, I didn't know.
00:27:49Um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:51I guess that makes sense, you know?
00:27:53Why I saw you two kissing each other the other day.
00:27:57No, no, no.
00:27:57Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:59Tony, we're not actually married.
00:28:01He just has a really big crush on me.
00:28:05He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:07Oh, that's okay.
00:28:08You don't have to deny it.
00:28:11I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:16You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my, my, my wife.
00:28:27To dinner tonight.
00:28:29Okay, uh, well.
00:28:32I guess I'll, um, see you later then.
00:28:37Bye, Tony.
00:28:39Seriously?
00:28:40What?
00:28:41Don't ever do that again.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:45You lied.
00:28:46No, no, I didn't.
00:28:47Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:50Good.
00:28:52Good.
00:28:52Because you are.
00:28:55Wifey.
00:29:04Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:06Hmm.
00:29:16I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:18Lactose intolerance is no joke.
00:29:20Yeah.
00:29:20Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:22Got it.
00:29:23Almond milk as always.
00:29:31Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:33Oh, thanks.
00:29:35Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:36You sure?
00:29:37Of course.
00:29:38I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:40Oh, thank you.
00:29:42You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:43I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley, and I can use every minute
00:29:47of it.
00:29:48Not a problem at all.
00:29:50I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:52Sure.
00:29:53Something like that.
00:30:07Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:15If you look at our four quarter, four quarter, should I say, I'll say four quarter, okay?
00:30:20If you look at our four quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right?
00:30:25We'll be able to minimize, um, okay, normal, be normal.
00:30:31Lint.
00:30:34Peace offering, you know, for yesterday.
00:30:38Thanks.
00:30:40You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:51As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:57and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
00:31:06Oh, uh...
00:31:12I need you to excuse me for one second.
00:31:26I'm so sorry about this.
00:31:29Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:31:35Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:31:39All right, as he was saying, to ensure quality product, we have a unique form of communication
00:31:46that ensures transparency between client and production.
00:31:50And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter, we also
00:31:56have a 95% success rate.
00:31:59Impressive.
00:32:00Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:32:02We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:32:07Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.
00:32:13Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:32:17Where do I sign?
00:32:19I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
00:32:24Great.
00:32:24Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
00:32:30Absolutely.
00:32:31Um, consider it done.
00:32:34That is the Victoria I remember.
00:32:36Great job.
00:32:39Ooh.
00:32:42Yeah?
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:32:47Me?
00:32:48What?
00:32:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:50Oh.
00:32:51Um, the meeting went great, but...
00:32:54Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:58Well, you did this on purpose, and you're going to fucking pay for it.
00:33:07Team on.
00:33:09Oh.
00:33:25Hmm.
00:33:26Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:33:30I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:34Can you do me a favor?
00:33:37Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
00:33:40And don't let anyone in.
00:33:42Anyone.
00:33:44Got it.
00:33:45Time for me to scratch your back.
00:33:47I owe you one anyway.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55Okay.
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:02Hey!
00:34:03You've been working awfully hard.
00:34:06Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:34:09There you go.
00:34:10Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:34:12Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:14Hmm?
00:34:15I mean, what am I not?
00:34:16I just come here and...
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:19See my favorite and beautiful secretary?
00:34:24Kevin.
00:34:26But, uh...
00:34:27I actually really need to get into this room.
00:34:30Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:34:33Bernie, please?
00:34:34I left a...
00:34:34I left a folder in there that I need.
00:34:37Fine.
00:34:38Just be quick.
00:34:39And do not tell Victoria.
00:34:41That's okay.
00:34:42Hey.
00:34:43My lips are sealed.
00:34:56Oh.
00:35:07See you later.
00:35:09Thanks.
00:35:12So...
00:35:25All right.
00:35:26Welcome, everyone.
00:35:28Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:33through solutions for everyday living.
00:35:35And we will do this by...
00:35:42What is this?
00:35:43Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:45Um...
00:35:46Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:49You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:53No.
00:35:54No.
00:35:54I would never do that.
00:35:55That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:57I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:59Um...
00:35:59We trusted you.
00:36:00You'll hear from our lawyers!
00:36:03No.
00:36:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:04I'm so sorry.
00:36:05No.
00:36:11Gavin, you did this.
00:36:12I didn't do anything.
00:36:13That's enough!
00:36:16You two are fired.
00:36:19Whoa!
00:36:20What?
00:36:23Fuck!
00:36:27Fired!
00:36:27I'm...
00:36:28Mr. Hartley!
00:36:29Look.
00:36:30Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
00:36:36Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
00:36:41of these reckless shenanigans.
00:36:44You know what, Mr. Hartley, please.
00:36:46Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:51Okay, you know what?
00:36:51You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:53You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not seeing it.
00:36:58I'm not running a circus here.
00:37:01So you two clowns better get your shit together or else you will really be gone, really be gone
00:37:08this time, for real!
00:37:10Stinky...
00:37:20Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
00:37:26I understand.
00:37:29I'll get you the money.
00:37:30I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
00:37:36I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
00:37:40That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.
00:37:43You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.
00:37:51What's wrong?
00:37:54There you two bozos are, I've been looking for you.
00:37:58For us?
00:37:59Oh.
00:37:59Yes.
00:38:00I have decided to give you another shot.
00:38:03God help me.
00:38:05So we're not fired?
00:38:07So we're not fired?
00:38:07Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
00:38:10He is giving us another shot.
00:38:12Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.
00:38:15Okay, what is it?
00:38:17Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
00:38:22But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
00:38:26So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
00:38:33And don't say anything to me.
00:38:34I do not want to hear it.
00:38:35I don't care.
00:39:16You know this is still your fault, right?
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:18Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped
00:39:22the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused.
00:39:28Look at this.
00:39:29Ready?
00:39:34Welcome, you two.
00:39:36So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41I'll show you to your rooms.
00:39:45Please, after you, sweetheart.
00:39:48Thanks, honey.
00:40:00And here's where you'll spend your nights.
00:40:04Feel free to freshen up and settle in.
00:40:07We should have dinner in a few hours.
00:40:10We're staying in this room together?
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:13Well, you're married, right?
00:40:17Right.
00:40:19Humble.
00:40:20Yeah, trust me.
00:40:21I don't want to be around you or your snoring.
00:40:25Either.
00:40:27Police.
00:40:37I'm going to look for the spa.
00:40:39You need it.
00:40:40Fun.
00:40:50I don't want to be around you.
00:41:13You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:41:20Can you just help me sit back, please?
00:41:24Sure.
00:41:50Well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:58When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:42:02Right.
00:42:02Of course.
00:42:10You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:14Right.
00:42:14Good idea.
00:42:16Dress?
00:42:26Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at the dictionary.
00:42:31Eight-time family world champion.
00:42:35Because he's...
00:42:36I would never.
00:42:38Okay, I'm up.
00:42:39Yes.
00:42:40All right.
00:42:43Down with the wires.
00:42:45It's getting hot.
00:42:46It's getting hot here.
00:42:49They can't.
00:42:50They can't do to you.
00:42:51No.
00:42:52I don't think so.
00:42:55Picasso over here.
00:43:01Brace it!
00:43:01Yes!
00:43:02You got it!
00:43:03You're way too good at this.
00:43:05You did it?
00:43:05Hold on.
00:43:06You never listen to that one?
00:43:07No.
00:43:15Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:43:18Come on, honey.
00:43:19Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:28Uh, where'd they go?
00:43:30Uh, I think we just gave them a show.
00:43:36Well, that's what winners do.
00:43:41You got something there.
00:43:52You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:59Anne, I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:03You're joking, right?
00:44:04Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:44:06Oh.
00:44:07Maybe not.
00:44:08Because then you would be crazy because I'm not sleeping on the floor with the sheets that you put on
00:44:14the floor.
00:44:15Because you know what?
00:44:16We're both adults.
00:44:16We're both married.
00:44:17And we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:44:21Fine.
00:44:22But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:44:24Yeah, well, you know what?
00:44:25The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:44:27Don't snore.
00:44:33What are you doing?
00:44:35You getting comfortable?
00:44:36Uh.
00:44:42That you can't be serious.
00:44:44Um, go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:48Pajamas!
00:44:49No.
00:44:51I only sleep naked.
00:44:52Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:55Not tonight.
00:44:55What are you going to do?
00:44:56You going to come over here and put the clothes on for me?
00:45:00All right.
00:45:01Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked, so I'll just take the floor.
00:45:05Okay, fine, fine.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07Fine, fine, fine.
00:45:11Fine.
00:45:14I'll put boxers out, all right?
00:45:17That going to make you happy, sweetheart?
00:45:21It's a start.
00:45:27You going to get the sheets?
00:45:31Just lay it on.
00:45:35I slide.
00:45:36Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:38You're saying.
00:45:44Okay.
00:45:44Okay, let's go in and-
00:45:46Shut up.
00:45:49Shut up!
00:45:50I don't know.
00:46:20I don't know.
00:46:51That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:53So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:59One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:47:05Uh, wait.
00:47:07I already have a place to live, so...
00:47:09Don't wait, yeah.
00:47:10So do I.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12Well, now you have two.
00:47:15And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:20Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:24So do not mess it up.
00:47:45Oh, okay.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:54I got the door for you.
00:47:55No, it's okay.
00:47:55I got it.
00:47:56Oh, it's okay.
00:47:58Oh.
00:47:59My lady.
00:48:17You can take the couch.
00:48:18Oh, come on.
00:48:18Really?
00:48:19It'll do your sprata some good to live like the common food for once.
00:48:23Oh, you see?
00:48:23I just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were to sleep in bed with
00:48:28me.
00:48:29Hmm.
00:48:30I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.
00:48:33I do.
00:48:36I do.
00:49:12So, you can cook.
00:49:16A little bit.
00:49:18My grandfather taught me.
00:49:20He was all about, uh, family dinners.
00:49:24Hmm.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Maybe I could...
00:49:31Help.
00:49:37Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:49:42Maybe.
00:49:45Hmm.
00:49:46Is this a date?
00:49:48I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:51Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:55Yeah, it might.
00:49:58Want to say a trick?
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:04Pretty impressive.
00:50:06Ooh, a little something.
00:50:13Hmm.
00:50:17Let me take it back for you.
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:25So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try it.
00:50:32I...
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:39That's amazing.
00:50:41That's good.
00:50:42I...
00:50:43I...
00:50:44have a...
00:50:46I...
00:50:48Do...
00:51:04What are you doing?
00:51:04Oh...
00:51:10What are you doing, thinking about me?
00:51:14What are you doing?
00:51:17Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:24Nice try, but no.
00:51:27Your little tactics won't work here.
00:51:29Okay, what tactics?
00:51:30Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:33The couch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:54Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:57Um, hi Douglas, it's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:52:01How are you?
00:52:02Very well, thank you.
00:52:04You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:52:07I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:52:11Um, maybe, but...
00:52:14Well, if it isn't my favorite Playboy.
00:52:19Playboy?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:21Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:51Oh, she's good.
00:52:55Woo-hoo!
00:52:55Uh, how are you,
00:53:03J spot to show off?
00:53:03I have, how do you live?
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:04Oh, okay, my friends.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:08Bye.
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