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Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:01.
00:00:25Jesus.
00:00:26Mom, can you at least warn me
00:00:28when you're gonna do that, please?
00:00:30Oh, please.
00:00:32Don't be such a child.
00:00:33Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See?
00:00:46The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power
00:00:53to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:06would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered
00:01:18over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week,
00:01:35or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:37Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood,
00:01:41you are getting married
00:01:42whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:46Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights,
00:02:11fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are,
00:02:58little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me,
00:03:11you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family
00:03:19will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts?
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:22It's bad enough
00:03:23that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment
00:03:27to the Spence in name.
00:03:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl
00:03:32like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off
00:03:36to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion,
00:03:43I will ask for it until then.
00:03:45You shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good!
00:03:52And you!
00:03:53Keep practicing!
00:03:55You sound god-awful!
00:03:57Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:22Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lele, by the way.
00:05:04Lele Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lele Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:44Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:50I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric.
00:07:54Everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:02Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch?
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:29Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:39good girl
00:08:49Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm. It's very distracting
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:09Eric, there are people
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:23This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24You know, you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36For once in my life
00:10:38I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42Just live in the moment
00:10:45And I think you
00:10:47Can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:11:00The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am
00:11:05I already know who you are
00:11:07The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:17He really wants me
00:11:20The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:24You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you, Eric
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:11:59I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:06Or I'll stop
00:12:10Keep your eyes open
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my hand
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:21I can't
00:12:23Just relax
00:12:25I can't, Eric
00:12:28It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:31Just kill
00:12:32Tell me anything
00:12:35You feel so good
00:12:36You feel so good
00:12:37But I need more, Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:43I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:47I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:49So I'm gonna make you come
00:12:50I'll reach you there
00:12:53I'm gonna go down
00:12:54And I want you to scream my name when I come
00:12:57Five
00:12:59Four
00:13:01Four
00:13:02Four
00:13:03Four
00:13:07Four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow, at 8 o'clock, if you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:46Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:08What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18You think we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:46I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life,
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh...
00:16:31You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The handfast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:47Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:55You're nervous?
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59Never been married before.
00:17:07Uh...
00:17:08It's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a handfast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric.
00:17:21Dad's up to something.
00:17:23He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:29You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh...
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:19Only temporary.
00:18:21Unless you get handfasted under a full moon, then the handfast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right.
00:18:44You ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:48Let's get this show started.
00:19:17WOOOOO!
00:19:19I have the Wand of Light, the most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:56OK, wait, wait.
00:20:06Just like me, I can't stop thinking...
00:20:09it's taken a long way.
00:20:10Oh my God.
00:20:12Oh my gosh.
00:20:12Wait, what?
00:20:12What do you say?
00:20:13Oh my gosh.
00:20:14Oh my gosh.
00:20:17Oh, I am so good.
00:20:19I can't do that anymore.
00:20:19Oh my gosh, I can't do it anymore.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries. Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary. Okay, and old magic is weak. The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird. The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's... complicated.
00:21:00Complicated? Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson. Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson? I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:19I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating!
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:33Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me. You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric. You knew I was a Sherwood from the start. That's why you gave me
00:22:07a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we-
00:22:11Why before? Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade! Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick. Not that part. Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric. You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lili, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:19Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:52I tried calling. Texting. Sending flying monkeys. Nothing. Not a single word from my beloved husband. For half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:25I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you? What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday.
00:25:06Someone sent you.
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch. You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:37Suit yourself.
00:25:43Suit yourself.
00:25:52What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you
00:26:46were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:19here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or... worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right.
00:28:38So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lili.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you. I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Venson. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:27You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:31You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:34Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, this is Green Park. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No, I mean literally no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:01Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:12Make me feel bad for you because your family is evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about
00:32:17the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:32:57Pinky.
00:33:00Pinky.
00:33:12Pinky Betty.
00:33:14I do.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:42Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:48Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:12Not like me.
00:34:41Not like me.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:45Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:50I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look.
00:36:19I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Oh, Eric.
00:36:46Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:03It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:11Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:40I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:43If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Svensson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Svensson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:49You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:16And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:29Stop.
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:45Eric!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03You don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:38I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:49I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:06This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:14and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:04We do the divorce spell,
00:44:06and we never see each other again.
00:44:18We do the divorce spell,
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries,
00:44:42cinnamon,
00:44:45old magic.
00:44:49I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:58It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear,
00:45:11doubt, shame,
00:45:14grits of your deepest desires
00:45:16without any fear of judgment
00:45:19or consequences.
00:45:29I'm trying not to.
00:45:42I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world,
00:46:39does it, man?
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49Why shouldn't we do it this?
00:46:53Or this?
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:08You're not the ear
00:47:08to the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight
00:48:06and then tomorrow
00:48:08we go back
00:48:08to who we are
00:48:09on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back
00:48:12to being my bad self
00:48:13and you can go back
00:48:14to pretending
00:48:14to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny
00:48:19Lily's shirt
00:48:20with Swinson.
00:48:21I know what kind
00:48:22of dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts
00:48:24you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay
00:48:29to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have
00:48:32to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know,
00:48:40just because I have
00:48:41half my magic
00:48:42doesn't mean
00:48:42I can't play
00:48:43with you for tonight.
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit
00:48:57there
00:48:58like a good
00:49:00little
00:49:01witch.
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:08gonna do
00:49:09whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:11want
00:49:14to you.
00:49:18I don't remember
00:49:20packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric,
00:49:26you're so good
00:49:27for being
00:49:29such a bad boy.
00:49:31I'm
00:49:31being properly
00:49:33motivated
00:49:36not to move.
00:49:39See how long
00:49:39it takes you
00:49:40to break.
00:49:41For you,
00:49:42I could stay here
00:49:43forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test
00:49:46that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing
00:49:49a dangerous
00:49:50game.
00:49:52All you have
00:49:53to do
00:49:55is admit
00:49:55that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you
00:49:58fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:02let you
00:50:02come wherever
00:50:03you want.
00:50:06You can
00:50:07come here
00:50:10or here.
00:50:13I'll even
00:50:14let you
00:50:16come in here.
00:50:18God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you
00:50:22wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24that I'm
00:50:25right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh,
00:50:31what was that?
00:50:32you hurt
00:50:34me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So what's
00:50:44my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did
00:50:51me.
00:50:53But I
00:50:54wanna be
00:50:54inside you.
00:50:55I wanna feel
00:50:56you squeeze
00:50:57me tight.
00:50:59And take
00:51:00me to bed,
00:51:00husband.
00:51:04call me that
00:51:05again.
00:51:08You want me
00:51:09to fuck
00:51:09you,
00:51:09husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:12Fuck me.
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones
00:51:25you did in
00:51:25Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a
00:51:28story about
00:51:29my pet goat
00:51:30Gilmore
00:51:31and how he
00:51:32got stuck
00:51:33on a magic
00:51:33carpet
00:51:34or the story
00:51:36about how
00:51:37my sister
00:51:37tried to
00:51:38negotiate
00:51:38with a
00:51:38troll
00:51:39using
00:51:40using
00:51:40only
00:51:40red
00:51:40minutes.
00:51:43I already
00:51:43know about
00:51:44your family.
00:51:47I want to
00:51:48know about
00:51:48you.
00:51:50What's it
00:51:50like to be a
00:51:51Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the
00:51:53insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me
00:51:57yours,
00:51:57I'll tell you
00:51:57mine.
00:51:58You gonna tell
00:51:59me how
00:51:59wonderful it
00:52:00was growing
00:52:01up as a
00:52:02beloved and
00:52:03blessed
00:52:03Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that
00:52:08what you
00:52:08think being
00:52:09a show
00:52:09what is
00:52:09like?
00:52:11Is that
00:52:12what you
00:52:12think being
00:52:13a show
00:52:13what is
00:52:13like?
00:52:14All fun
00:52:14and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah,
00:52:16everybody loves
00:52:17your family.
00:52:18That's not
00:52:18true,
00:52:19Eric.
00:52:20There are
00:52:20so many
00:52:20people who
00:52:21would love
00:52:22it if we
00:52:22just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother
00:52:24has been
00:52:24shouldering all
00:52:25that responsibility
00:52:26and pressure
00:52:27for decades.
00:52:28And next
00:52:29year, I
00:52:29will be the
00:52:30head witch in
00:52:30charge.
00:52:32Everyone's
00:52:32counting on me
00:52:33to do the
00:52:33right thing.
00:52:34Like eat
00:52:34your fruits
00:52:35and veggies?
00:52:36Like spending
00:52:36my whole
00:52:37childhood being
00:52:38told that the
00:52:38whole world
00:52:39depended on
00:52:40me.
00:52:41Like never
00:52:42bothering to
00:52:43have any
00:52:43hopes or
00:52:45dreams because
00:52:45my whole life
00:52:47was planned
00:52:47for me from
00:52:48the very start
00:52:48before I was
00:52:49even born.
00:52:50I'm always
00:52:51doing the
00:52:51right thing
00:52:52for the
00:52:52family.
00:52:52I was never
00:52:53allowed to
00:52:54even think
00:52:54of doing
00:52:55the wrong
00:52:55thing.
00:52:56I couldn't
00:52:57be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't
00:52:58be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't
00:52:59be angry.
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01and my family
00:53:02loses everything
00:53:03that they've
00:53:04ever worked
00:53:04for.
00:53:05If this
00:53:05whole world
00:53:05fades to
00:53:06black, it's
00:53:06because I
00:53:07messed up.
00:53:08It's because I
00:53:09didn't do a
00:53:09good job.
00:53:13I don't think
00:53:14I've ever said
00:53:15that out loud
00:53:15before.
00:53:16I'm glad you
00:53:17did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up a
00:53:22Svensson was
00:53:24Svensson was
00:53:25a little
00:53:25different.
00:53:26The old
00:53:27man likes
00:53:27to say I
00:53:27was the
00:53:29first of his
00:53:30disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's
00:53:32good.
00:53:33At least I
00:53:34was first
00:53:34in something.
00:53:36I didn't care
00:53:37about disappointing
00:53:37him.
00:53:38I just wanted
00:53:39to get away
00:53:40from him.
00:53:41I had it all
00:53:42planned out
00:53:42when I turned
00:53:4416.
00:53:44I'd leave,
00:53:45change my name,
00:53:46and the Svensson
00:53:47bloodline would
00:53:47die with me.
00:53:48My mom died
00:53:49when Secret
00:53:50was born.
00:53:53My dad used
00:53:54her against
00:53:55me every
00:53:57day since.
00:54:03I'm so
00:54:04sorry,
00:54:04Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't
00:54:07have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svensson's have
00:54:11always lived in
00:54:12the Sherwood
00:54:13shadows.
00:54:14We are the
00:54:15shadows.
00:54:19All you do
00:54:19is shine.
00:54:30You always
00:54:31ask me what
00:54:31I want.
00:54:34What do
00:54:35you want,
00:54:36Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate
00:54:39me if I told
00:54:40you.
00:54:41I mean,
00:54:42more than
00:54:43you already
00:54:43do.
00:54:46I don't
00:54:47hate
00:54:47you.
00:54:49I never
00:54:50did.
00:55:25Eric,
00:55:25something's
00:55:26wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got
00:55:28visitors,
00:55:29a bunch of
00:55:30old guys.
00:55:30I don't know
00:55:30who they are.
00:55:31He made me play
00:55:32piano for them,
00:55:33like some kind
00:55:33of dresser doll.
00:55:35It's really
00:55:35freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:43Are you
00:55:43safe?
00:55:50For now,
00:55:52all those weird
00:55:53old men
00:55:54lived last
00:55:54night.
00:55:55And I
00:55:56hexed my
00:55:57door so no
00:55:57one could
00:55:58get in.
00:55:58Don't let
00:55:59anyone in.
00:55:59If Dad
00:56:00tries to get
00:56:00you to play
00:56:00with any
00:56:01of those
00:56:01weird old
00:56:01men,
00:56:02just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just
00:56:04do what
00:56:05he says.
00:56:06I always
00:56:07do.
00:56:08I'm so
00:56:08sick of
00:56:09this E.
00:56:10What if he
00:56:10actually does
00:56:11make me marry
00:56:11one of those
00:56:12guys?
00:56:12I'm never
00:56:13going to let
00:56:13that happen,
00:56:14all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm
00:56:17close to
00:56:17getting the
00:56:18Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of
00:56:20Light?
00:56:21Like, the
00:56:22one from the
00:56:23fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't
00:56:25tell Dad
00:56:26a secret.
00:56:27When I get
00:56:27the Wand,
00:56:29be ready for
00:56:29my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know
00:56:32basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you
00:56:38can.
00:56:39When the time
00:56:40is right,
00:56:40you'll be ready.
00:57:07Filling up
00:57:08Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me
00:57:09downstairs
00:57:10when you're
00:57:10ready.
00:57:20Oh, my
00:57:20God!
00:57:22Why do you
00:57:22and Mom
00:57:23always do
00:57:23that?
00:57:24A bit
00:57:25high-strung,
00:57:26aren't you,
00:57:26sis?
00:57:28I was just
00:57:28in the middle
00:57:29of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and
00:57:30going by your
00:57:31aura, I can
00:57:32guess about
00:57:32who.
00:57:33Very much
00:57:34giving post-orgasmic
00:57:35afterglow.
00:57:36Aw, yeah,
00:57:37well, you and
00:57:37your little aura
00:57:38reading can go
00:57:39jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we
00:57:41feisty this
00:57:42morning.
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby
00:57:44isn't around,
00:57:44I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you
00:57:46already murdered him
00:57:47after catching his
00:57:47dick?
00:57:48I know all the best
00:57:49places to hide a body,
00:57:50by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about
00:57:55Eric Spensen.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the
00:57:58wand back...
00:57:59You mean if you
00:58:00get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do,
00:58:05we'll do the
00:58:05divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be
00:58:07gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10marry the best
00:58:11person who serves
00:58:12our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair,
00:58:17you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the
00:58:19last person who
00:58:20should be saying
00:58:20that, because it's
00:58:21not like I can
00:58:22change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way
00:58:26it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a
00:58:29way for you to be
00:58:30with who you
00:58:30actually want,
00:58:31and be a good
00:58:32heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want
00:58:36has nothing to do
00:58:37with anything in my
00:58:38life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means
00:58:41to be a sure what.
00:58:43Just remember,
00:58:44repeating it
00:58:45doesn't make it
00:58:46true.
00:58:48Alright.
00:58:50Whatever you say,
00:58:51sis, you know
00:58:52best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a
00:58:56hug from me.
00:58:58Tell them I'll be
00:58:58back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was
00:59:09the last time.
00:59:10After today,
00:59:11we're done.
00:59:13If I say that
00:59:14enough times,
00:59:15maybe I'll finally
00:59:16believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about
00:59:26my plan with the
00:59:27wand.
00:59:30My family's magic
00:59:31is dying.
00:59:32My father's been
00:59:33cashing in on
00:59:34broken promises
00:59:34for years.
00:59:35But he holds
00:59:36most of the power,
00:59:37and me and Sieg,
00:59:38we just get to
00:59:38scratch.
00:59:39That's how he
00:59:40controls us.
00:59:42If I could use
00:59:43the wand just
00:59:44once, I could
00:59:45take his power
00:59:46away from the
00:59:46place.
00:59:48I'm not trying to
00:59:48ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save
00:59:50mine.
00:59:51It's the only way
00:59:51that we can be
00:59:52free.
00:59:54That's what you
00:59:55meant by trying
00:59:57to save your
00:59:57family.
00:59:58I was going to
00:59:59tell you the
00:59:59night before.
01:00:00I was going to
01:00:00tell you the
01:00:01truth.
01:00:02And then I was
01:00:02just going to
01:00:03ask if I could
01:00:03use the wand
01:00:05just once.
01:00:06And then I
01:00:06would do
01:00:06whatever you
01:00:07want.
01:00:08Get a divorce,
01:00:10leave you alone
01:00:11forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you
01:00:13tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you
01:00:17tell me that
01:00:17morning?
01:00:18Maybe things
01:00:18could have been
01:00:19different.
01:00:21I would have
01:00:22asked you to
01:00:23stay.
01:00:24It's a nice
01:00:25idea, but our
01:00:26families have been
01:00:27at war since the
01:00:28beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were
01:00:31different people,
01:00:33we have different
01:00:34lives, this would
01:00:36have worked.
01:00:38Maybe we can
01:00:38work.
01:00:40Maybe the wand
01:00:41has a spell for
01:00:42that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can
01:00:44hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have
01:00:54mushrooms growing
01:00:54out of the side
01:00:55of my head?
01:00:56Why are you
01:00:56looking at me
01:00:57like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm
01:01:11driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be
01:01:33kidding me.
01:01:39end of the line,
01:01:41witches.
01:01:41End of the line,
01:01:44witches.
01:02:01End of the line,
01:02:03works.
01:02:07Eric!
01:02:07Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You set the shadows, please?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:10Ha, ha, ha.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:21Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:18Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:05:24Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself, my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:30I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please, please...
01:07:23Eric, please...
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed,
01:07:54you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble,
01:07:58something cool.
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04the wand's user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:24when I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:25Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done.
01:09:35Now, where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole.
01:09:51Hold, man.
01:09:55Secret, you ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17Your magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson.
01:10:34Release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:47Both of you, you'll pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:58We're going to hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of light?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51We're going to take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same others.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband.
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well, soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty, but because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Really?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:13:00Hell yeah.
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