00:01Okay, this is Chewbacca.
00:03I'm Samin.
00:04You may have seen my Netflix show,
00:05Chewbacca and Samin.
00:07No.
00:09I'm Samin Nosrat of Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat on Netflix.
00:13Today, I'm gonna make fettuccine alfredo.
00:15Before we get started, though,
00:16you should click below to subscribe.
00:19Now, it looks like this kitchen's super nice,
00:22but something's going on.
00:24I'm Jess. Welcome to my kitchen.
00:26I know it looks really beautiful
00:28and I really love cooking in here,
00:29but there are a few things that make it less than ideal.
00:31Our gas is off, so the stove isn't working.
00:35I also used to have a rolling pin,
00:38but an X roommate stole it.
00:39Should I ask why?
00:40All right, good luck, have fun.
00:47All right.
00:49My challenge is really gonna be
00:51to make the pasta by hand
00:53and to make the sauce and get the pasta cooked.
00:55It's really cooking without a stove
00:57that's freaking me out.
00:58I guess I'm cooking with a microwave today,
01:02which I've never really done before,
01:04so that'll be fun.
01:04Senior week.
01:05I can use that.
01:07Yes.
01:07Yes.
01:08Cheez-Its.
01:09Oh, my apron.
01:10Awesome.
01:11This is kind of fun, guys.
01:12I'm pretty excited.
01:14So, I know I can make pasta.
01:16Flour and eggs.
01:17That one, I'm good.
01:18My ratio for making pasta, it's hard to forget.
01:21It's one cup of flour, one egg, one egg yolk.
01:23This is the thing you've seen a million times
01:25in every, like, Italian old-timey video.
01:27You make a little well.
01:29I just crack into the well and egg yolks.
01:32And the idea is I'm breaking up the egg whites,
01:35breaking up the egg yolks.
01:36As I'm doing that, flour is starting to incorporate in.
01:40Flour is slow to absorb liquid.
01:41If you go slowly and work it in slowly,
01:44it gives the flour time to absorb the eggs and turn into dough.
01:48Pasta's never the same twice,
01:49so you really have to use your senses.
01:51When I'm rolling by hand,
01:53it's better to have it on the little bit of a wet side.
01:56Oh, that was a little white.
01:57So gross, guys.
01:58You know when you open a Play-Doh,
02:00it's really soft and, like,
02:02it just came out of that extrusion machine?
02:04That's what you want is, like, a brand-new Play-Doh.
02:06And let it rest for, I don't know, 10 minutes.
02:08At home, I have a little hand-cranky guy
02:10that I clipped to the counter.
02:11We don't have that.
02:12The next choice down is a rolling pin.
02:15We don't have that.
02:16So I'm just gonna use this wine bottle.
02:19I've definitely been, like, in a rental home with no rolling pin.
02:23So this is not totally unfamiliar.
02:25Also, I didn't make this up.
02:27It's a classic.
02:28Like, many an Italian grandma have done this.
02:30I'm more nervous about the sauce.
02:34I'm pretty nervous about the sauce, guys.
02:35I'm just gonna cover it with a damp towel
02:38and let it sit for a few minutes
02:39before I get to the next step.
02:42Oh!
02:43It's already so much floppier and softer.
02:45Floppy is good.
02:47When I work on a machine,
02:48I like to roll the pasta out into one long strip.
02:51But I think by hand,
02:52I'm really just gonna sort of roll, roll, roll,
02:56always from the center out and then turn it.
02:58Alright, let's see if I'm gonna be able to do this.
03:05I had to cut that because I wanna go thinner now.
03:08My mentor, Benedetta, taught me to do this.
03:11I'm using my hands to pull outward as I roll.
03:14Alright, that's good.
03:16Basically translucent, at least in parts.
03:18I'm gonna call that good enough.
03:19I like to use a lot of flour in this step.
03:22This is gonna be Lady and the Tramp style.
03:23They're really long.
03:25I'll just cut it into noodles and shake off the excess flour.
03:29Alright, now we have to go into our new terrible territory.
03:33To make the sauce,
03:34first I'm gonna bloom the garlic.
03:36So I'm gonna chop it up super duper finely
03:38and soften some butter in the microwave.
03:41I'm gonna have to do a lot of starting and stopping
03:43and beeping buttons.
03:44Beep, beep, beep.
03:45Boop, boop, boop.
03:46Oh God!
03:47Mmm.
03:48I think I can keep going.
03:49I just want that very raw smell to be gone.
03:55Your food is ready.
03:57Okay.
03:58It smells good.
04:00Let's taste it.
04:01Check.
04:02Okay.
04:03I'm Googling how to grate Parmesan without a grater.
04:05Oh, you can rub two pieces together?
04:14Something's happening.
04:15Yeah, it makes little weird clumps of cheese,
04:17but it seems disrespectful.
04:18So I'd rather do it like this.
04:20I really don't think you can use too much Parmesan,
04:23especially an Alfredo.
04:24I'd rather have more than less.
04:26Now, what I'm afraid of.
04:27The cream.
04:28I want to use a nice wide bowl.
04:30When you heat liquids in the microwave,
04:33there's like crazy chemicals reactions happening
04:35underneath what appears to be a perfectly still surface.
04:39It's basically boiling or sometimes I think even hotter
04:43than boiling underneath.
04:44I think the way to prevent that whole surface tension
04:46and insanity to encourage simmering is to stop it pretty often
04:50and like break the surface tension to let heat out.
04:52We're just going to be doing this for like 30 minutes ago.
04:56Oh, something's happening.
04:57I just saw a bubble and steam.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Oh, God. Oh, God.
05:01All right.
05:02It's fully simmering.
05:04Look, how crazy is that when you put the spoon and break the surface tension.
05:08It's like a crazy science experiment.
05:10I can't believe it worked.
05:11I want to make a little bit coarser pepper than this.
05:14Anything with a flat bottom that's nice and heavy,
05:17you can just sort of smear it.
05:18Smells good.
05:19I can make this into something that tastes pretty good.
05:21I mean, it's not going to taste bad.
05:23It's cheese and cream.
05:24Add our garlic and black pepper.
05:25You know what I haven't added any of?
05:27Salt.
05:27I think Vettuccine Alfredo tastes like the most luxurious, elegant macaroni and cheese you've ever had.
05:34I think people think it's kind of a trashy thing maybe, but that's a mistake.
05:38It's good.
05:39More cheese.
05:40I mean, I feel like you could just eat this by the spoonful.
05:42It would be so good.
05:43Let me get the water going because that's going to take a minute.
05:49Now I have to take it out, salt it, and put it back.
05:51Like salty as the sea is what I always say.
05:54Oh, man.
05:54I was so dumb.
05:55I could have used the water boiler to boil the water.
05:59Ugh!
05:59I'm going in.
06:01Oh, God, please.
06:02Oh, God!
06:03So it almost boiled.
06:03It didn't boil over.
06:05It's not that much more water than pasta, which freaks me out.
06:07I'm like, it's going to cook into a whole clump at the bottom of the thing.
06:10So that was in there for maybe two and a half minutes.
06:13That's what you want your pasta to be like, you know?
06:15Flippity flappity.
06:16Now I have two important things.
06:18I have the salty pasta water and the nice, like, creamy sauce.
06:26You want that creamy, yummy sound?
06:29Honestly, I'm really pleasantly surprised that I got all the steps done.
06:32I bloomed the garlic, I reduced the cream, I made the whole sauce, I cooked the pasta.
06:36I was able to do it and it wasn't disastrous.
06:39It didn't separate.
06:40It didn't turn into, like, an oily mess.
06:42It didn't sizzle and fizzle and, like, sputter in there.
06:45I didn't make a huge overflow, like, lava bomb in the microwave.
06:49I'm not leaving this place totally destroyed.
06:51Pretty proud.
06:52The only thing I do differently next time is use a stove.
06:56The kitchen really needs a stove.
06:58And honestly, I think the whole thing was a scam.
07:00I bet you it's working.
07:03There we go.
07:04Microwave mat.
07:08Now, can you give us some privacy so Chewy and I can eat our lunch?
07:13Ready?
07:14Whoa.
07:16Thanks so much for watching.
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07:24I guess now I'm just going to eat my lunch.
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