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00:02:15Ok, bien. ¿Quién es?
00:02:36Hey Rumi, ha sido un tiempo.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitivamente grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Alice, hi.
00:02:57Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling, I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on, you can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, I just got out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man, alright?
00:03:11You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Ok?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I'm going to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, ok?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Alright, catch you after practice, ok?
00:03:24Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:04Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last like two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:17any signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it?
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33You made a promise for Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:37uh, tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:10Fuck!
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins!
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost the game.
00:06:50We still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pods, Virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:18Back off!
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half-making.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You are?
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fuckin' puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he lets?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, you did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And, uh, whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02You missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:15You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:47Because, listen.
00:10:48You're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:59I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:12Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29Yes.
00:11:30This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Ah, yes.
00:11:40Rhett.
00:11:42Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you all right?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I should mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just like...
00:12:07Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, do you see it?
00:12:17I'll tell you what else.
00:12:18It's for grown-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What would you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, and you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new criminals.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:32That means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:45make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:14You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:16I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:18You don't control what I do.
00:14:19You're crazy.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44¿Seriously?
00:14:46Pero si no irá, será un suicidio social y no voy a hacer la squadra.
00:14:51No me voy a dejar Rita de ganar.
00:14:53Yo soy tu compañero, y también soy tu hermano abuelo.
00:14:57Desde que eso es todo lo que quiere ser, un compañero, mi hermano abuelo,
00:15:01¡hálo con él!
00:15:02No tomo las órdenes de esos.
00:15:24Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:32Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks, at least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:46You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me,
00:15:49I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:55Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:16I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit.
00:16:28I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:30Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:33What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling.
00:16:40She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:42You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:59Hey, Allison.
00:17:00Yeah, I...
00:17:07That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:10Once you're so thirsty,
00:17:12lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:27Brett?
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:30Where are you?
00:17:32I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:33I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:40I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:44Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:48a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:50Come on, Brett.
00:17:51Please, this is serious.
00:17:52Can you just come get me?
00:17:53No, Allison, you know what?
00:17:55You want it to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:02How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:04He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:07You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:11I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:19Where do you think you're going?
00:18:20Grab her.
00:18:21No, get off of me!
00:18:23You lost the dare.
00:18:25You paid the price.
00:18:28You need to loosen up.
00:18:30You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:32We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:36No!
00:18:48What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:58Please!
00:18:59Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:01A dare is a dare!
00:19:02Stop fighting it!
00:19:05I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:16Please, please, stop, please, stop, please.
00:19:18You're getting this?
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole!
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:42Oh!
00:19:49Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:52Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:54I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:56She's practically begging for it.
00:19:58Oh!
00:20:08You know, I bet I don't see any videos of this online.
00:20:10Or else, you are fucking dumb.
00:20:13And that goes for everybody.
00:20:15I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:17Does everybody understand that?
00:20:20Great.
00:20:21We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:28You okay?
00:20:30Come on.
00:20:31Let's go.
00:20:39Hey.
00:20:39Hey.
00:20:40What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:43You sneaking out?
00:20:44Going to a place like this?
00:20:46What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:49What did you mean back there?
00:20:54Back where?
00:20:56When you told everyone
00:20:59that I'm your girl.
00:21:01The literal meaning.
00:21:03I completely lost it
00:21:04when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:07I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:09And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:13I know.
00:21:15Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:17Always causing trouble.
00:21:18Please, just put this out.
00:21:20Happy?
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:27Well, you know what?
00:21:27I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:30Like I'm desperate?
00:21:31No, that's not true.
00:21:32I know.
00:21:32Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:34Bullshit.
00:21:34You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend, and I know that I'm a pathetic loser, and I know
00:21:45that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:47That's not true.
00:21:49Fuck Rita.
00:21:50Fuck everybody.
00:21:53Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:55I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:56I want to be liked.
00:21:58I want to be wanted.
00:21:59And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:02I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:04I'll always be there.
00:22:05So what does that mean?
00:22:07What does that mean for us?
00:22:09What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:12I'm losing my mind.
00:22:14I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:17All I can think, just this once.
00:22:22What?
00:22:25Say it.
00:22:26Just say it.
00:22:26I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:29Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:31No.
00:22:32It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34That is not true.
00:22:35Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:38Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:40I can't.
00:22:43You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:46So you know what?
00:22:47Just forget it.
00:22:49Forget I said anything.
00:22:52I'm done begging you.
00:22:53I'm done.
00:22:54No, Allison.
00:22:54Allison, stop it.
00:23:02Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:07Why?
00:23:08Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:13It says that you have to stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:39Hey, what are you doing, Ron?
00:23:42We're hurting everything.
00:23:43Huh?
00:23:46Huh?
00:23:48Huh?
00:23:50Huh?
00:23:55Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:00Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:05Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:07Talk to me.
00:24:08Face time to Ron.
00:24:12What is he doing?
00:24:13Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:24Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:29So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:33your ass.
00:24:34It's...
00:24:35It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just...
00:24:37I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:44And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight, okay?
00:24:48Chill.
00:24:49Really?
00:24:50Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent
00:25:03care right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:08I got it, man.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:15That was really, really close.
00:25:17Hey, what's up?
00:25:19It's going.
00:25:20We should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:21No, Ellie.
00:25:22It's like...
00:25:23Come on.
00:25:23You almost kissed me.
00:25:24Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies.
00:25:51Physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're up first.
00:25:55You're up first.
00:26:27Damn, Allison.
00:26:28I see you.
00:26:30Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:32You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it.
00:26:47What's your problem?
00:26:49Hey, partner up.
00:27:00Stretching drills.
00:27:04Solo, Allison.
00:27:06Let me help.
00:27:07I'm real hands-on.
00:27:09Mm.
00:27:10I'm okay.
00:27:11Come on.
00:27:12It'll be fun.
00:27:13I promise.
00:27:15Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:18Uh, she's with me.
00:27:21I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She's need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Excuse me.
00:27:35Walk away, Chad.
00:27:37Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man.
00:27:41You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:48What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:52What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:56Just doing my job.
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You first.
00:28:13Let's go.
00:28:14We don't have all day.
00:28:15You ready, Rookie?
00:28:16I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:22We don't have all day.
00:28:24You want to play?
00:28:26Fine.
00:28:27Let's play.
00:28:31Let's play.
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:04Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions.
00:29:11You're turned.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:26And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:35It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:45What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, Brett?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done.
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:00You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:05Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:18It's an orphan.
00:30:34Oh, my God.
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:44¿Qué pasa?
00:30:47¿Qué pasa?
00:30:48¿Me puedo comprar un papel?
00:30:49Sí, por supuesto.
00:30:50¡Pues, por supuesto!
00:30:53¡Pues, por supuesto!
00:30:53¡Pues, por supuesto!
00:30:55Ok, la sangre.
00:30:57Pero...
00:30:59¿Cómo se hace que me unsease?
00:31:01¿Cómo se hace que mi corazón de quitarse de mi corazón?
00:31:04Ok, es bien.
00:31:05Just... ¡Pues, por supuesto!
00:31:07Estoy haciendo la laundry.
00:31:08I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes,
00:31:14and it...
00:31:16And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:20And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:22Ok, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:31This is my morning routine.
00:31:32I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today
00:31:367 o'clock for like a hair and make up thing what nobody told me that had oh my
00:31:42god she's gonna kill me this is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team she's
00:31:46gonna she's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance okay
00:31:52thank you
00:32:04get all your stuff yeah um I have to go okay thanks bye
00:32:20did you just see that that rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison and she
00:32:25was in the shotgun never lets any girl sit there enjoy it while it lasts nobody
00:32:31takes Brett from me
00:32:40hey sorry Emily I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m. don't make excuses Scott
00:32:46late is late you're just too lazy
00:32:58hey what's your problem my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:02it's the first game and you can't even be on time like I said nobody
00:33:10no hey stop are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality stop
00:33:19you want to fight I'll give you a reason
00:33:28hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:31get your fucking hands off this is the girls locker room cool get out
00:33:36get out of here all of you get out of here right now did you hear me get out
00:33:44you okay
00:33:46it's fine
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this so
00:33:51I'm just gonna have to tell coach that I'm sick or something
00:33:53it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me
00:33:59hi hello listen I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the
00:34:03woman's locker room right now
00:34:08all right hey listen use my jersey make you look better than the original
00:34:37oh shit is that even Allison
00:34:40oh shit is that even Allison
00:34:50she looks
00:34:52stony
00:34:55look at you you look uh you look fantastic
00:34:58you know I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did
00:35:00it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:02you know that's true that's that's true I have
00:35:05hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:09yeah you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:12really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:18of course
00:35:19as more than just a friend's sis
00:35:23all right time's ticking let's move
00:35:27Allison I don't know whatever this look is
00:35:31but it works you take center let's go
00:35:41okay
00:35:42hey uh
00:35:49break a leg
00:35:53roll it in
00:35:58ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:07one two three go
00:36:13whoo
00:36:13shout out loud
00:36:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:08Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:19Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:27No problem.
00:39:36This is insane.
00:39:38I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene.
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:13If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:20I hate you.
00:40:24Dude, I'm...
00:40:25No, no, no, no.
00:40:25You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me!
00:40:30Do not bullshit me!
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:32I'm serious.
00:40:33Nothing.
00:40:35Fucking lying.
00:40:35I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:39I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane.
00:40:42Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:44You do not cross me.
00:40:46You do not!
00:40:47I promise.
00:40:47Dude.
00:40:49Fuck.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57I sound like a mom.
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:00Why am I texting him?
00:41:01He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:05Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him.
00:41:08Hey, Brett.
00:41:08What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13Es grabado en la live stream.
00:41:16Ok.
00:41:18Haz o morir.
00:41:24¿Qué estás haciendo?
00:41:26Me estoy tomando groceries.
00:41:27¿Qué piensas que estoy haciendo?
00:41:28Estoy tomando un batho lleno.
00:41:30Bueno, creo que deberías hacer algo más.
00:41:32Creo que este tubo lleno es grande para ambos.
00:41:35Ella no tiene idea lo que está haciendo para mí.
00:41:38¿Brett?
00:41:40¿Qué pasó en la casca hoy?
00:42:07No, no, no, no.
00:42:10No, no, no.
00:42:11¿Tú piensas que estoy tratando de ser un periódico?
00:42:13¿Tú piensas que estoy tratando de ser un periódico?
00:42:15¿No entiendes cómo estás haciendo esto para mí?
00:42:17¿Tú estás en aquí en tu bikini?
00:42:19Sí, no, no, no.
00:42:20No estoy haciendo nada.
00:42:22Sí, tú eres.
00:42:23¿Sabes lo que?
00:42:24Si, yo creo que estoy solo jugando en el juego.
00:42:27Porque eso es todo esto, ¿verdad?
00:42:29Ok, entonces, antes de ir ayer, debería de casar Chad.
00:42:32I had dos opciones, tú y él, y yo, y yo lo he elegido.
00:42:38Y yo lo he elegido.
00:42:39Y yo lo he elegido.
00:42:39No te digas de mierda como eso, Allie.
00:42:41Chad es un periódico.
00:42:43Y un periódico.
00:42:44Y tú mereces una persona mucho mejor que eso, ¿ok?
00:42:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:18No, no, no, no...
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:21I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:26Allie!
00:43:27Brett!
00:43:28Iholes, I'm here!
00:43:29Fucking shit!
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out!
00:43:31I can't get out.
00:43:32If I get out, he's going to see with my flag ese señor que treating me.
00:43:35Ok, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:37So I'm gonna get out.
00:43:39Ok, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:43Allie, hey!
00:43:44Just get under, get on.
00:43:45Brett!
00:43:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:15You did a great job today.
00:44:17I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:19And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:23Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:32Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:37So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:41Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:43It's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:49This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:52Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:54So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:57Chad sucks.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:08Okay, thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:21Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:22Okay?
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:24Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:33God, the alien one's gonna die.
00:45:36Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:43I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:47Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:53I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:03Got plans, Allie.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:33Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:45Look.
00:46:46Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:48She's finally giving back.
00:46:49Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:52It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:15How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:20$15?
00:47:21For some plastic and twine.
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:24It's ambitious.
00:47:26You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:36You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage.
00:47:43You know, I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:48She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:50Especially compared to her.
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:56Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:13You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:17I'm just trying to...
00:48:20Allison.
00:48:21Party at my place.
00:48:23Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:26I don't know.
00:48:28I'm not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:31She can speak for herself.
00:48:34So, what do you say?
00:48:37You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:46You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:49No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is.
00:49:06My guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison.
00:49:09You look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:16It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:21Really?
00:49:21For me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:25I'm single.
00:49:26You need another reason?
00:49:29So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:32No deal.
00:49:34There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:35He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:40It's his loss.
00:49:41My gain.
00:49:44Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:00You ever play the pocket challenge?
00:50:01No, what's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:07Come on.
00:50:21Damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:25Come on, Allison.
00:50:27You're already here.
00:50:28Come on, Allison.
00:50:38Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46I can get it.
00:50:47Check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:07Let's go.
00:51:14Let's go.
00:51:17No hay más de estos juegos de los que no hay que jugar.
00:51:19No hay que jugar.
00:51:20No hay que jugar estos juegos de los que no hay que jugar.
00:51:23¡Soy jugando porque quiero!
00:51:27¡Suscríbete al mío!
00:51:38¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:51:39¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:51:48¡Aquitadas!
00:51:53¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:51:54¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:51:54¡Háganxadas!
00:51:57¡Áganxadas!
00:51:59¡Man,이지!
00:51:59¡Háganxadas!
00:52:00¡Oh Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío!
00:52:03¡Ah!
00:52:05¡Ah!
00:52:06¡ didá cao!
00:52:08¡ jaar de cao!
00:52:12¡Háganxadas!
00:52:13¡biestro Brand!
00:52:14¡Háganxadas!
00:52:14¡Bourganxadas!
00:52:15Spray s.
00:52:15¡Ok!
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00:57:43I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now. I am two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:49and just sprinting to you.
00:57:51Awww.
00:57:52Bueno, me encantaría ver el que me viera.
00:57:55No, mis pies me matan y...
00:57:59...me me gusta tu carro.
00:58:01Oh, sé que te gusta mi carro.
00:58:03Me agrae, me puso en el coche, me puso en el coche de mi carro.
00:58:06Bret, stop.
00:58:08No le voy a mi smut.
00:58:10I te lo diré, cada palabra que has ever escrito es etched into mi corazón, into mi corazón.
00:58:16Betrayal kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:21Holy shit.
00:58:23That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:28I feel so hot right now.
00:58:33Palms my center.
00:58:34Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:37Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:42Fuck.
00:58:47Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:48Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:12Are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick.
00:59:13Do you need help?
00:59:14Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:17You think just because Bret took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help.
00:59:24Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:28Shoot.
00:59:29I'm late.
00:59:49That's our house.
00:59:51That's Allison's.
00:59:52Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:54If I'd known it was your little girlfriends I would never touch it.
01:00:13Voy a ver lo que estás haciendo.
01:00:17Hey.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19Tu encontraste mi bag.
01:00:19Estaba buscando eso.
01:00:20Gracias.
01:00:21No hay problema.
01:00:25No hay problema.
01:00:26Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:28It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:34I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:39to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:43Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:49I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes.
01:00:52Excuse me.
01:00:53I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:54Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:56And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:57Look at this.
01:00:58This is perfection.
01:00:59It's every girl's dream.
01:01:00I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:02And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:04I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:08Search me.
01:01:10I have nothing to hide.
01:01:15Your turn, Scott.
01:01:17Sure, but I...
01:01:19Rita!
01:01:21Jackpaw.
01:01:23Well, well, well.
01:01:24Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:27I knew it.
01:01:28No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:32Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:37Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:40Those aren't mine.
01:01:41I mean, right.
01:01:42A cheater and a liar.
01:01:45Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:46I've never seen those.
01:01:48I don't know what they are.
01:01:49I'm lying.
01:01:50It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:53You're mine.
01:01:54Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:57Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:02:01Yeah, sorry.
01:02:01I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:03He's right.
01:02:04They're just vitamins.
01:02:05No, they aren't.
01:02:06Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:12I just, they look suspicious.
01:02:16Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:20Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:22That's enough.
01:02:23All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:27Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You can't do that.
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:34Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:36I mean, I know it.
01:02:37Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:42You little bitch.
01:02:43You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:45That's enough, Rita.
01:02:47My decision is final.
01:02:53Listen up.
01:02:53When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:57You want us to drop her?
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:00That's the point.
01:03:02Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:04So tragic.
01:03:05I can't do that.
01:03:06Coach will kill me.
01:03:08Fine.
01:03:08Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:12I know everything, girls.
01:03:14Every dirty little secret.
01:03:16Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:18You're a call.
01:03:19And make sure she falls hard enough, she never gets back up.
01:03:29Very sweet.
01:03:32What happened back there?
01:03:33How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:36I saw Rita putting something in your bag, so I swapped it out.
01:03:42I knew it.
01:03:43I knew she was up to something.
01:03:44You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:47Jesus.
01:03:48Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:50It was when we were...
01:03:53When we were having...
01:03:58Bone sex.
01:04:00So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:03Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:07Hey, do you...
01:04:09Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:11Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:13I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:15I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:16I'm being serious, too.
01:04:17Allison.
01:04:19Perfect is who you are.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:22I'll always be there.
01:04:24To catch you in your form.
01:04:27Always.
01:04:30All right.
01:04:31On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:34Rita, you're up first.
01:04:36Then Allison.
01:04:48Okay, Allison.
01:04:51Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:53You killed it.
01:05:16hey
01:05:17i told you to catch you
01:05:19brett
01:05:21you just saved my life
01:05:29are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:34are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:38that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:43leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:49oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack all
01:05:56right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce
01:06:02allison scott as the new captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:12want to show me just how proud you are
01:06:17and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:23allie
01:06:25look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:29thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back
01:06:31ew don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:34yo alison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little
01:06:41extra bump and grind you're so gross
01:06:46yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:51no don't play with me bitch you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:54i'm in your dreams how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens
01:06:59today never happens again you think you're so fucking special why you know everyone knows
01:07:06how you got the captain's position how by sucking your way to the top i mean that must be how
01:07:11you
01:07:11got out there considering how much you suck while you play you shameless whore hey
01:07:19i do you're defending your sluts on her huh she's a public bus everybody gets a ride
01:07:28hey hey fuck face you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:37hey that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chad was gonna hit her
01:07:43you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:51we should take you to the er okay all right you're sure you're already
01:08:00it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:04yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:16you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:22me out
01:08:23yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero
01:08:27oh shit no that's ron and the whole team they can't see us like this
01:08:32i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:39ron's gonna kill you
01:08:41remind you let's hide
01:08:50brad brad you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:54god you have no idea how crazy you drive me
01:08:59you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:05doing this
01:09:07you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:17you gotta be quiet
01:09:21let's see what happens
01:09:24brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:27hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:30assholes
01:09:40i feel what you did
01:09:41i feel what you did
01:09:45it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:47yeah
01:09:51brad you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:54you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:56hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:57i'm gonna be a little while
01:10:00all right let's just give him some space
01:10:01enjoy your blue balls
01:10:02yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:04you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:07i think i've earned some uh
01:10:10alison physical therapy time you know what i mean
01:10:13you know you could have just asked
01:10:16you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:34are you gonna help me
01:10:37no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:56brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:59i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:11:01captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:03sick
01:11:04ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:08led by captain alison scott
01:11:13i will end you
01:11:15leave it
01:11:17save your applause everyone
01:11:19you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:21your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:24she bought it
01:11:24with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:26and her dealer
01:11:28look no further than your MVP
01:11:30brett harrison
01:11:36that's that's not true
01:11:38you know what i don't care
01:11:39rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:41okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:44just ask them yourself
01:11:46oh really
01:11:47let's ask the squad then
01:11:51brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:54he said he had good stuff
01:11:57but only if we helped alison become captain
01:12:00you know that's bullshit
01:12:02i have proof
01:12:06i know real doctors
01:12:07i've got pills
01:12:09ali
01:12:10no more being blackmailed
01:12:12let alison take the captain position
01:12:16this is insane
01:12:18okay
01:12:18i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:21oh sweetie
01:12:22it's all coming out now
01:12:23i saw her taking pills
01:12:24for practice
01:12:25we trusted you
01:12:27cheater
01:12:27you suck
01:12:30hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:32messes with me
01:12:33open your eyes brett
01:12:35she's using you
01:12:36for the clout
01:12:37for the status
01:12:38who was she before you slept with her
01:12:40nobody
01:12:41a total bottom feeder
01:12:43you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:44it's unbelievable
01:12:45how'd you get that video huh
01:12:46and what'd you do to it
01:12:47you have nothing to fear
01:12:48if you have nothing to hide
01:12:51listen just
01:12:52please listen to me
01:12:54hey everybody
01:12:54just shut up
01:12:55this is my sister okay
01:12:56she would never do something like this
01:12:59and here come the pretzels
01:13:01all right
01:13:02that's enough
01:13:02that's enough
01:13:04now
01:13:04in light of these
01:13:06significant allegations
01:13:07as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:10i have no choice
01:13:12alison scott
01:13:13you are hereby removed
01:13:14from your position as captain of the cheerleader team
01:13:16furthermore
01:13:17you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:19pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:21justice for the real athletes
01:13:24hold on
01:13:25hold it
01:13:26if you would please
01:13:27look to the jumbotron
01:13:29i know some real doctors
01:13:30that can help you guys
01:13:31get healthy
01:13:32with the right way
01:13:33no more pills
01:13:34no more purging
01:13:34no more blackmail
01:13:35you'd really help us
01:13:37absolutely
01:13:37listen you guys
01:13:38are never gonna have to take
01:13:39any of Rita's
01:13:40take your spouse ever again
01:13:41so what's the catch
01:13:42we're gonna make Rita
01:13:43take some of her own medicine
01:13:45this video
01:13:46this is the real conversation
01:13:48not the edited one
01:13:50that Rita just played
01:13:52not for the drugs
01:13:53these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:55they're vitamins
01:13:56you can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:59you wanna check these out principal
01:14:04he's right
01:14:05these are common supplements
01:14:07everybody
01:14:07Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:10to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:13she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:15and she's been shaming them
01:14:16degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:18now every body is different
01:14:19but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:21Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:23one reason only
01:14:24because she was a threat
01:14:25she threatened the total control
01:14:27that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:29and it's horrible
01:14:30because Allison
01:14:31she's a beautiful person
01:14:32and she would never do anything like this
01:14:34and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:38that's not true
01:14:39he's lying
01:14:40she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:44lock her up
01:14:46lock her up
01:14:47lock her up
01:14:48you fucking bitch
01:14:49you ruined my life
01:14:51you ruined it yourself
01:15:04look at you
01:15:05playing the victim
01:15:06you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:10just when I give you a chance
01:15:12you run crying to Harrison
01:15:13nothing but a little
01:15:15shut up dude
01:15:16shut up
01:15:17what are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:15:18I don't have to do anything
01:15:19you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:22Mr. Williams
01:15:26apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:29of sexual harassment against you
01:15:31from various female students
01:15:32as of now you are officially suspended
01:15:35from all school activities
01:15:36what?
01:15:37no
01:15:37my father
01:15:38your father may have his name on the library
01:15:41but I assure you
01:15:42his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:44you can take him away
01:15:45already is over
01:15:47let go
01:15:47no
01:15:47I'll throw you off
01:15:49this isn't over
01:15:52and as for you
01:15:53Miss Scott
01:15:54on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:58I would like to apologize to you
01:16:01for everything that you've had to endure
01:16:02and as of now
01:16:03you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:13thank you principal
01:16:14all right everyone
01:16:15sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:19but
01:16:20we have a game to get back to
01:16:21so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:23we have a game to get back to
01:16:30we have a game to get back to
01:16:35we have a game to get back to
01:16:41we have a game to get back to
01:16:41we have a game to get back to
01:16:41we have a game to get back to
01:16:42we have a game to get back to
01:16:43we have a game to get back to
01:16:43we have a game to get back to
01:16:44we have a game to get back to
01:16:46we have a game to get back to
01:16:47we have a game to get back to
01:16:48we have a game to get back to
01:16:53Ok.
01:16:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:17:05kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:09Hey, Allison.
01:17:13The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:18Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:26I love you too, quarterback.
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