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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01What, that's it?
00:01:03Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:05Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:08They get you more.
00:01:17I have to make this last all week.
00:01:28Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:31Two lovely sisters.
00:01:53Early 20s.
00:01:55Healthy.
00:01:56Strong enough to work.
00:01:58Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:02Woohoo.
00:02:09What the hell?
00:02:11Seriously?
00:02:12Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:15You?
00:02:16Exactly.
00:02:18Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:20Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:22God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:24Then you fuck forever.
00:02:30If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:35But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:39This world sucks.
00:02:41Look at that skin.
00:02:43And those tits.
00:02:44Brrrr.
00:02:45Ha ha!
00:02:47When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:50Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:53Two for one.
00:02:55Place those bids.
00:02:57I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:03:00Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:02I swear.
00:03:04I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14Suitable host detected.
00:03:16System activation complete.
00:03:18Rescue mission required.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20What the hell is this?
00:03:21Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:25This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:30This thing is alien tech?
00:03:32Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:41Preserve humanity?
00:03:45Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:47Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:50Time remaining.
00:03:51Three minutes.
00:03:54Failure will result in host death.
00:04:01It won't come off.
00:04:04Wait.
00:04:05Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:07He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:10What do I do now?
00:04:28Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:30This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:34You want these girls?
00:04:35You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:41He didn't attack us.
00:04:44He's not like the others.
00:04:46If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:50The warhead and white top guns.
00:04:51That knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:58I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:05:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:02What if we buy them, have our gun and then sell them off?
00:05:09What if they die?
00:05:10Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:15What works for me?
00:05:16All right.
00:05:18One can of food.
00:05:21Who's going to beat that?
00:05:30No, I can't let this happen.
00:05:33If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:40One can.
00:05:45And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:52Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:55Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:58Easy, gentlemen.
00:06:00The ladies are watching.
00:06:02Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:06All right.
00:06:08You want to play?
00:06:10I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:14Two tans.
00:06:16Oh, two tans.
00:06:20Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:26The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat?
00:06:30You scared?
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33So is what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit.
00:06:43I can't let Jack put his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last can.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increased detectives.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:07Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad.
00:07:35Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:41What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women?
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:49Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:04Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids.
00:08:36I bet in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidden?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidden, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:52Going once.
00:08:54Going twice.
00:08:57Sold!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:18Beat hold on the finish line.
00:09:20I'm going to hit hold like a star.
00:09:23Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver.
00:09:27Go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been feeling ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go.
00:09:33Go and take a pretty step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:42Till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:48Time to complete.
00:10:49Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53Told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:01I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to this tree.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47I'm gonna cut you off.
00:11:48I'm gonna get rid of you.
00:11:50I'm gonna cut you off.
00:11:57I'm gonna cut you off.
00:12:14Forty-five seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:19Oh, God damn it.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too.
00:12:38Host death in 20 seconds.
00:12:44Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:55Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead.
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:13Come on. Let's go. Go. Go.
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased.
00:13:29Current total, three.
00:13:31Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased.
00:13:50Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition, 50 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:02Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:25Welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this Shibachs fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:43It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's going to be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable, and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48I'll help you.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just going to fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40What were you staring at?
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:36I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:54Oh!
00:18:56Oh no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:10Uh...
00:20:10Did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:37Sue.
00:20:39It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:39I'm sorry.
00:21:43Susan?
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46I'm just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, wow.
00:21:52You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move,
00:22:11am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:33I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:36Now I try to rip in.
00:22:41Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I had.
00:22:48Cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50All I've been...
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:22:59Don't leave me alone.
00:23:00Oh, yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place.
00:23:10Like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door.
00:23:43And you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I'm going to abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living in larks now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:24:57Okay.
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:37Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:47Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk!
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:50I've never seen him before in my life.
00:29:51You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:56Let's be fair.
00:30:02Surround him.
00:30:14He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:29So, be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:41I gave you a chance.
00:30:46I gave you a chance.
00:30:47I said, I'm sorry.
00:30:52I said, I'm sorry.
00:31:00I said, I'm sorry.
00:31:02I said, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I said, I said, I'm sorry.
00:31:13I said, I had to help you.
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots you fire,
00:31:21you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him
00:31:28gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:32Ah!
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:38Ah!
00:31:41Ah!
00:31:41Ah!
00:31:42Ah!
00:31:42Ah!
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's his fucking jack.
00:32:21Yes, it's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying.
00:32:23I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls.
00:32:26He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me.
00:32:30Don't shoot me.
00:32:32We can talk this out.
00:33:07I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:33:10I told you I'd come back.
00:33:12Oh, my God.
00:33:13Hey, what are you doing here?
00:33:14I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:16We were so worried about you.
00:33:18I was so scared, I thought you were going to die.
00:33:20Oh, really?
00:33:21That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:23How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:27God, that was so hard.
00:33:28My times are changing, but I know where I'm going.
00:33:33The spire of my blood driving me home.
00:33:37Bows affection levels increased.
00:33:39Been broken and weak.
00:33:42Hell is a ghost.
00:33:43Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:45Purified water.
00:33:4620 liters.
00:33:47Canned meat.
00:33:4820 units.
00:33:49Milk.
00:33:5020 cartons.
00:33:54Come on.
00:33:55Let's go home.
00:34:01As for you guys.
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:11Don't kill me.
00:34:13Please.
00:34:14We'll give you back everything.
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:18On your knees.
00:34:22Arthur, man.
00:34:23Please.
00:34:26Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:27We were classmates, right?
00:34:32We'll work for you.
00:34:33Hands on the ground.
00:34:54You remember this.
00:34:56If you ever come near my wives again,
00:35:00I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:05Ah, now!
00:35:16Ladies!
00:35:18Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:19Huh?
00:35:21At our new home.
00:35:28AFFECTION MATRICS
00:35:30Mary
00:35:3130
00:35:32Karen
00:35:3215
00:35:34Susan
00:35:3525
00:35:36Human Civilization
00:35:37Continuation Progress
00:35:3933%
00:35:40Civilization
00:35:42Continuation?
00:35:44Primary Objective
00:35:46Host
00:35:47Must
00:35:47Reproduce
00:35:48With Compatible Partners
00:35:49to preserve human civilization.
00:35:51What happens when it reaches a hundred percent?
00:35:54I bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:57I'll just leave you here.
00:35:58Okay.
00:36:00Thanks.
00:36:08Ah.
00:36:34What are you doing?
00:36:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:38Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me.
00:36:43Gave me shelter.
00:36:44Risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:55And...
00:36:57I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking.
00:37:09And I'm gonna regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:18I choose you.
00:37:19I am a thrill.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You must feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to tame.
00:37:32Hungry for your body.
00:37:34Ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40You take the rest of me.
00:37:41Yes you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You get it out of the door.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55It seems like my husband hasn't been able to wind in a while.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the wrath of me.
00:38:37You take the wrath of me.
00:38:39You get it on the door.
00:38:43You take the wrath of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:53Arthur!
00:38:54Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:14You're driving me insane.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:24Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27Oh, my God.
00:39:28I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur!
00:39:38Arthur!
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone,
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54No!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:19Mmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:51Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm...
00:41:46I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm...
00:41:50I'm gonna get a...
00:41:51Go change and...
00:41:52I'll come back out.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:16What is this?
00:42:22I'd go on a...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30And judging by the wood, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:54Fifty years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:23And...
00:44:25Go.
00:44:25Go.
00:44:25Go.
00:44:27Go.
00:44:28Go.
00:44:29Go.
00:44:31Wait, it's pretty good either.
00:44:33There we go.
00:44:34There we go.
00:44:35There we go.
00:44:35Ah, there's a good one.
00:44:39Arthur, here.
00:44:52Here.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:56Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:18A man.
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:27Hey!
00:45:28Karen, Karen, calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:33Don't!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:41Hey, hey!
00:45:43Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:44Hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen,
00:46:35she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline
00:46:40for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that...
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so...
00:47:29Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37And all of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:48:18I'm going to be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze, for adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that ends.
00:49:06I brewed this myself, alright, it's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:12I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny, the last guy who said that lost his tongue, because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41As my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48The end comes to us.
00:49:49Go try it.
00:49:51The end comes to us, oh.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real, or you won't make it out of your life.
00:50:20I'll try it.
00:50:21I'll try it.
00:50:27I'll try it.
00:50:28I'll try it.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:31That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45As?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:54oh my old classmate i didn't even recognize you after all these years well i never forgot about
00:51:02you raymond or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:51:18arthur didn't i tell you when you are being bullied you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong
00:51:25first but instead you snitched on me to the dean and now i'm suspended you happy now you piece of
00:51:34shit you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:41arthur
00:51:47remember the space of yours
00:51:50you're stuck with it with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom character really stuck with you
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo yeah that crap we saw that bottle in the trash yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss how'd you brew that with your own urine
00:52:18guys guys queen tilt i heard you got a batch of adrenaline that that's about to expire so
00:52:25i brought these two bottles as an exchange
00:52:30that's good thank you
00:52:54strong
00:52:56before the war this wouldn't even pass as premium
00:53:03but now
00:53:05it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you thank you
00:53:11and as for this fraud
00:53:13since we're classmates
00:53:15we could give him a quick less painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:26how can you decide
00:53:27you haven't even tried my booze
00:53:29we tilly why bother
00:53:30i mean just look at it cloudy as hell
00:53:33god knows what kind of shit you dumped in there
00:53:35i know him better than anyone
00:53:36we went to high school together
00:53:38he's always been shit
00:53:40yeah
00:53:40enough
00:53:43fine
00:53:45we'll do this properly
00:53:47but he can drink it
00:53:51i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:20this is insane
00:54:25it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not drinking it
00:54:30did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35what the hell
00:54:36this guy can actually make booze
00:54:38i have no idea
00:54:39i mean he is the guy that pulled a gun on us so yeah maybe
00:54:45i approve whiskey
00:54:53burns
00:55:06blue flame
00:55:07that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:10i want your whiskey
00:55:12all of it
00:55:13everything that you have
00:55:14let me taste it
00:55:16sure
00:55:16but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:27oh that's it
00:55:29i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:32green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:43we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49arthur
00:55:50please
00:55:51just give us
00:55:52do us a favor
00:55:53give us a little bit
00:55:54of adrenaline
00:55:55please
00:55:55a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:02anything
00:56:04okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10arthur don't be a fucking jerk man
00:56:12we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did
00:56:16and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to
00:56:21send them out
00:56:22send them out
00:56:29you fucking touched me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it
00:56:35i will i swear
00:56:36a man who can make liquor like this
00:56:40i need to keep him close
00:56:42queen tilly
00:56:43now aside from the adrenaline
00:56:45i'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:48with your approval
00:56:51your whiskey bought you a place here
00:56:54call me tilly
00:56:56and whatever business you run
00:56:58i take eighty percent
00:57:01eighty
00:57:02come on that's insane
00:57:04too much
00:57:06well
00:57:06there is one way
00:57:08that we can wave it
00:57:10and what might that be
00:57:16be
00:57:16my
00:57:17husband
00:57:25plenty of toys here
00:57:28pick one
00:57:29we have time
00:57:33um
00:57:42you know maybe i can work with eighty percent
00:57:44shut up
00:57:46i am tired
00:57:47of the same boring games
00:57:51i want to try
00:57:52something different
00:57:55i'll be the masochist
00:57:57and you'll be the sadist
00:58:16compatible spouse detected
00:58:19rescue required
00:58:21subject must be claimed as spouse
00:58:24failure will initiate host death
00:58:26oh come on
00:58:28ah
00:58:31i've got blood on my head
00:58:35you should be afraid
00:58:38here
00:58:39call me on this
00:58:41from now on
00:58:43your taxes are waived
00:58:44and as long as you remain in wasteland city
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again
00:58:51all right i'll uh
00:58:53contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55arrange delivery of the fifty bars
00:58:57hmm
00:58:57no need
00:58:59i'll come myself
00:59:01with my people
00:59:02i hear that you have three wives
00:59:06i want to meet them
00:59:09see what kind of women
00:59:10besides me
00:59:13keep you interested
00:59:18why do i feel like a male escort
00:59:21new spouse registered
00:59:23reward issued
00:59:24anti-radiation serum
00:59:26motorcycle
00:59:27anti-radiation serum
00:59:29and a new motorcycle
00:59:30spouse's life signal critical
00:59:33immediate treatment required
00:59:39determination
00:59:46that's what we want to meet
00:59:48you have to see
00:59:58karen hold on
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Come here!
01:00:05Help me! Let her go!
01:00:07Help me!
01:00:12I'm mad!
01:00:14I'm mad!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:30No!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40She's having a full episode! She lost control!
01:00:52Let me...
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:08Karen!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me! I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:21Ah!
01:01:23Ah!
01:01:27Ah!
01:01:31Ah!
01:01:33Ah!
01:01:34Ah!
01:01:35Ah!
01:01:36Ah!
01:01:37Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:40Ah!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen?
01:01:45She's, she's, she's opening me!
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50Karen!
01:01:50No, Karen!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Warning!
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:02:00No!
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please, Karen!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent!
01:02:20Post-death in ten seconds!
01:02:22Ah!
01:02:23Ah!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:23Midbox!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:27I'm out of options!
01:02:29Please, let this work!
01:02:30Karen!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:45I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:53Better...
01:03:08Oh my god, oh my god
01:03:16Are you okay?
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone, I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation, it actually worked.
01:03:45Val's affection levels increased, the rewards issued, formal dresses, three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey, barrel aged, free samples.
01:04:15Oh my god, where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out, one sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey, Burns.
01:04:36This is everything I have, is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:44Haha, skin rocks!
01:04:50Go, no, I grabbed it first!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:43From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:12Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:20Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:38Counts on, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:31Dangerous.
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing the Queen's work.
01:09:21The Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:31So?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You won't do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You gotta pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't owe you a thing.
01:10:00How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:44How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:05You failed to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't wanna verify with the queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna.
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:59Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:12:25boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:50You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52Oh, so he was pathetic even back then.
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous that these women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:01But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:18Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have.
01:13:46Yep.
01:13:47You're still worthless.
01:13:49Heh heh.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass.
01:13:56And you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give a hundred barrels.
01:14:02Or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:14You're being quite generous to that Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27I don't understand.
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's just saying, Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his spine!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy!
01:17:33Oh, sad face!
01:17:36I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Chewie, we're almost there.
01:18:21Both feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52Hey, you!
01:18:53Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Got it!
01:19:04Get out!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey!
01:19:58Shut your mouth!
01:19:59You don't speak to the Queen that way!
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did!
01:20:09That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff, it's crap.
01:20:14That's right!
01:20:14And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa, hey!
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute, you mean that you and he actually-
01:20:40Holy-
01:20:42Queen- Queen Tilly, he-
01:20:45He's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:56And those bottles were made for me.
01:21:01By him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:09YAH!
01:21:11YAH!
01:21:12YAH!
01:21:14YAH!
01:21:15YAH!
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I-
01:21:19I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him!
01:21:26He made us do it!
01:21:27He set us up!
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43YAH!
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I- I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I- I didn't know-
01:21:51Raymond, he- he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I- I, uh, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I- I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03Heh heh.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horus?
01:22:10Throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back...
01:22:21Kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:25No!
01:22:25You don't understand-
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:55I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:36Even though he's like...
01:23:39Yes, fuck it!
01:23:54WOOOOO!
01:23:54WOOOOO!
01:23:55WOOOOO!
01:23:56Whoa!
01:23:56WOOOOO!
01:23:56WHAT THE HELL?!
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02surprise motherfucker come on arthur i know you're in there you didn't expect this did
01:24:07you we got plenty of guns now found them in an abandoned military base that's where you
01:24:12got your rifle too right honey take out your gun too look i'm out of bullets i'm guessing
01:24:21they got plenty of ammo on their side damn it i knew i should have brought more people
01:24:28we just wiped out the queen's manor and found a ton of good
01:24:32we're pumped up on that sweet sweet adrenaline i feel amazing
01:24:42they wiped out my whole game look i'm gonna make them pay for it
01:24:47get to the basement now no arthur what about you
01:24:52look it's me that they're after i'll draw them away arthur you can't outrun bullets yes just
01:24:58hide in the basement with us if they can't find us they'll just leave if they set the
01:25:02house on fire none of us are going to make it out alive the best chance is for me to
01:25:06distract them
01:25:07find my chance and escape the wasteland come on arthur come out i know you're in there bring your
01:25:12faces with you remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor you're
01:25:19surrounded so get out here and prepare to die you piece of shit come on
01:25:38come on keep fighting i will die for my lives i could do this all day i can stretch your
01:25:46whole house if i
01:25:47feel like it get to the basement now no if we go we go together yes if you die we
01:25:59die with you yes
01:26:00i'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:26:13okay but we're covering tilly tilly get to the basement there are plenty of supplies down
01:26:19there that'll last you for a while my people were slaughtered i'm a fallen queen now why would you still
01:26:26want to help me as the queen it's my duty to protect you sweetheart
01:26:39well darling
01:26:42i don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:46we're in this together
01:26:53okay
01:27:23let's reload and blow straight to hell
01:27:27okay okay okay you got me i surrender stop shooting
01:27:33get your ass out here bring your bitches and your supplies fine but guns down first
01:27:42if you shoot me dead i can't tell you where the supplies are hidden all right
01:27:49you come out nice and slow no funny business
01:28:03surprise mother
01:28:05surprise motherfucker oh
01:28:26i don't want to be a person to live so i live to protect them
01:28:30babe baby baby here you go
01:28:40darling don't forget you're sleeping with me tonight
01:28:43and don't wander into the wrong room like last time
01:28:47honey why don't we all shower together tonight
01:28:50all right ladies we'll get some rest
01:28:53yes i have a city to run your majesty
01:28:58detecting children human civilization progress 60 this is the start of my empire you ain't seen nothing
01:29:06yeah
01:29:06you
01:29:07you
01:29:08you
01:29:08you
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