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00:00:23Jesus! Mom! Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:41Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one setting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always vote, you know.
00:06:45I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:46I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:49Eric.
00:07:50Everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:08:09That's it.
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:25Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:35good girl
00:08:45Wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do. I have
00:09:13a date.
00:09:13With a very pretty lady. Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:27It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:49It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:09Eric, there are people. And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop. This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go. You know, you were right before. I'm not
00:10:23who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:28But I am... Look, I don't care who you are outside of this. For once in my life, I... I
00:10:35just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment. And I think you... can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage. I want you to see you. The real you.
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are. The real you... wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that. He really wants me. The real me.
00:11:17Fuck. You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric. I need you.
00:11:30Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come... all over my fingers.
00:11:48Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can't if you stay quiet.
00:11:59Keep your eyes open. We're all stuck.
00:12:06That's a good girl. Look down at my hand.
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:16I can't. Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay. Don't think.
00:12:26Just tell. Tell me anything.
00:12:30It's okay.
00:12:31It's so good.
00:12:32It's so good.
00:12:32But I need more, Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:44It's okay to make you come.
00:12:46I'll reach you there.
00:12:48I'm gonna go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name.
00:12:52Let it come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Four.
00:12:57Three.
00:12:58Two.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:03Four.
00:13:04Four.
00:13:05Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:06Four.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:09Four.
00:13:10Four.
00:13:19Four.
00:13:23Four.
00:13:30Four.
00:13:31Four.
00:13:33Four.
00:13:34Four.
00:13:35Four.
00:13:36Four.
00:13:38Four.
00:13:40if you decided that you want more see you there
00:13:53how did he know what floor i was on
00:14:00so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:14:04mm-hmm what about you me i'm the responsible sister the boring one if you will yeah i do what
00:14:16i'm
00:14:16supposed to do all the rules and all that good stuff i don't believe you i mean i know how
00:14:23you
00:14:23are in an elevator oh come on come on it's vegas let me be your bad influence just for tonight
00:14:35so any bad ideas
00:14:41just one
00:14:48what are you doing
00:15:06no games just me already i thought i would try to woo you first consider me rude
00:15:12maybe we could take it slow oh your lips say one thing but your body says something else
00:15:22oh
00:15:29wait
00:15:32shit i almost lost my cool i gotta remember the plan
00:15:38oh my god i can't believe i just did that that was so embarrassing this is why i don't do
00:15:43crazy
00:15:44shit that was way too much hey you're never too much you don't understand eric okay if my family
00:15:50saw me do any of that they would freak out tonight's not about your family tonight's about you remember
00:15:57forget what everyone else has told you to do do something that you want to do something no one would
00:16:03expect expect maybe he's right i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:12for once in my life i'm doing something for myself she spotted the chapel just like i planned
00:16:23so are you uh you sure about this marriage thing it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the
00:16:29hand fast
00:16:30bond will probably only last till the morning so are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:36i'm ready if you're ready come on let's go
00:16:48you nervous just never been married before
00:17:00uh it's my sister i need to take this oh yeah take your time
00:17:05elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet hey mama let's get some flowers for
00:17:08you come on let's do it you need to come home now i can't secret eric dad's up to something
00:17:16he
00:17:16invited bit surreal to the house and made me dress up he looks at me weird it really freaks me
00:17:22out
00:17:22you were my big brother e i need you here listen i can't leave right now but i promise
00:17:28when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever okay
00:17:36hey is everything okay yeah yeah it's fine
00:17:44you uh you sure about this it's only temporary come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:17:56let's go
00:18:11let's go
00:18:11right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is nearly
00:18:19unbreakable but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me is your sister okay is
00:18:27something wrong nothing's wrong we're about to get married in vegas by ovus
00:18:34what could possibly be wrong all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple
00:18:41let's get this show started
00:19:11whoo
00:19:12the wand of light the most powerful object in the world if i leave now i could use it
00:19:19to take control away from my father set secret and eye free but i already betrayed her once
00:19:51so
00:20:12Off to get more chocolate strawberries be back soon
00:20:25It's only temporary, okay, and old magic is weak the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:20:31Hmm, that's weird. The mark should have worn off by now
00:20:44So did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:49No, it's
00:20:52Complicated
00:20:54Or distracted you were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family not to
00:21:02play house
00:21:03You're a Svensson act like one
00:21:05Eric is a Svensson. I married my family's worst enemy
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am then stop hesitating if the rumors about the wand of
00:21:18light or truth
00:21:18We might catch an even bigger prize. So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to
00:21:25me
00:21:26idiot
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth
00:21:46You lying piece of cool shit
00:21:49You didn't want me. You just wanted the fucking wand didn't you I
00:21:54Didn't even know the wand existed until I met you. You still lied to me Eric. You knew I was
00:21:58a Sherwood from the start
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I I did but that was before we did all the war before you decided to mess with me
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever. I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm
00:22:11trying to save mine
00:22:12Oh, I know all about you Spinsons
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:24The hand fast mark it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was the hand fast wasn't a trick
00:22:32not that part
00:22:34Not with you. It doesn't matter Eric
00:22:37You will never ever get the wand
00:22:41Lily what?
00:22:44When this fades Eric, I will never have to see you again
00:23:01So that didn't happen
00:23:05My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:09And a month went by
00:23:11then
00:23:12well
00:23:17See this is where you don't fuck with old magic. It's all fun and games. So there's a full moon
00:23:22Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:29Apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:36Also, apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:44I tried calling
00:23:47Texting sending flying monkeys nothing not a single word
00:23:52From my beloved husband
00:23:54For half a year
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough
00:24:13No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too
00:24:17I just need one night
00:24:19To sleep without
00:24:23Thinking about him
00:24:24Thinking about him
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:48What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand
00:24:59I'm sorry
00:25:00I'm sorry I can't break client confidentiality
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back witch
00:25:23You're in over your head
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand
00:25:30Suit yourself
00:25:35Suit yourself
00:25:37Suit yourself
00:25:37Suit yourself
00:25:45What the fuck?
00:26:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand
00:26:04I'll get the rest later
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand
00:26:14Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark
00:26:25Hello wife
00:26:26Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:33You know I thought I'd spice up our marriage
00:26:35Do a little role playing
00:26:36But it looks like you're more into bondage
00:26:38I didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:44You should be thanking me I did just save your life
00:26:46Thanking you?
00:26:48You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:51How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute
00:26:56You were trying to steal the wand too weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe
00:27:00God you slimy
00:27:03Tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay first you tricked me into marrying you
00:27:07Then you ghost me for six months
00:27:09And now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15Look I was just gonna borrow it
00:27:17Yeah for one of your dirty no good spins and schemes
00:27:20I just I need it
00:27:22Okay it's
00:27:24It's the only way that we can be free
00:27:26Look
00:27:28My dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:27:30Not yet
00:27:31But he knows about the wand
00:27:32If he gets a hold of it
00:27:33He's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world
00:27:37Or worse
00:27:39No!
00:27:40Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:43It doesn't matter Eric
00:27:45She has the wand that shadow thief or whatever
00:27:49And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back
00:27:53Look I know I don't deserve it
00:27:55But just give me one more chance
00:27:58I can get the wand back
00:27:59Take care of what I need to take care of
00:28:01And then I'll do the divorce spell
00:28:03Please Lili just give me one more chance
00:28:05Please
00:28:07I can't trust him
00:28:08I shouldn't
00:28:11But my gut tells me
00:28:13This time
00:28:14It might be different
00:28:20No
00:28:22No we're both gonna go get it
00:28:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:27To set things right
00:28:28So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas
00:28:33I would let you go alone
00:28:34To find the most powerful magical object in the entire world?
00:28:39Fair
00:28:40Whatever you want
00:28:41Lili
00:28:42God I hate when you call me that
00:28:45All right
00:28:45I'll call you wife
00:28:47And you can call me whatever you want
00:28:50Eric
00:28:51Husband
00:28:52Daddy
00:28:52Shut up
00:28:53Don't call me wife either
00:28:55After we get this wand
00:28:56We will do the divorce spell
00:28:57Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart
00:29:00I mean you're the better half of my soul
00:29:03Yeah
00:29:03You're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again
00:29:06Eric
00:29:07We'll see
00:29:12Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:29:15So we have to track its trail
00:29:17That's a ten mile radius
00:29:19We'll never find a wand inside that circle
00:29:21Well with the tracking spell I get a location okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long though
00:29:26We'll have like three or four days
00:29:28Well lucky for you
00:29:29I already packed your bags
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:39Aja this we're done
00:29:40You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words Fenson
00:29:42We will do the divorce spell
00:29:44Cross my heart
00:29:46Hope to die
00:30:04You imagicked a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car
00:30:14This is Bessie
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean if you're not comfortable
00:30:29I could go by myself
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away
00:30:35Hmm
00:30:36I wouldn't trust you with a half eaten newt muffin
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits
00:30:45Wife
00:31:04We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:19You're Fenson
00:31:21You don't play house with sheriffs
00:31:22Wait why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time
00:31:25We have to find the wand Eric
00:31:28That circle is getting further and further away
00:31:30Plus it's getting dark
00:31:31We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Cause you haven't slept either
00:31:36Plus
00:31:37No one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:40What is with guys and cars?
00:31:41Jesus
00:31:42No
00:31:42I mean literally
00:31:44No one else can drive Bessie
00:31:45My great great grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:31:49Anyone that's non blood related can't touch it
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:31:54Your family has issues
00:31:57Finally
00:31:58Something we can agree on
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01To make me feel bad for you because your family is evil
00:32:04So I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:10Yeah
00:32:11Okay
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:27More than you already have
00:32:28Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:37I promise
00:32:38No funny business
00:32:41Pinky promise
00:33:01Good night to you two
00:33:16In Vegas
00:33:19You said you had a sister right?
00:33:23Yeah
00:33:24Sigrid
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:29She's different than us
00:33:32Better
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No
00:33:37Not like me
00:33:38But you already know that
00:33:53She's very busy
00:34:04No
00:34:05That's good
00:34:07No
00:34:07The
00:34:09No
00:34:09No
00:34:09No
00:34:09No
00:34:09No
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to come.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:13That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Lily, be a good girl and come for me.
00:36:24Are you ready?
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:30Eric.
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:10You came so hard and you came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See, there you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:16Fine.
00:39:17Just don't take too long.
00:39:22You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:01So you just want to use her?
00:40:03Like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:07This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:33Would you like some coffee, Ms. Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that...
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47Dude, you think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop!
00:41:11Stop!
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:46You're okay.
00:41:46You're okay.
00:41:48You don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can't have gone far.
00:41:58We'll find her.
00:42:00Lay low for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car!
00:42:02I can't breathe!
00:42:03I can't breathe!
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:15Look at me, look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:41I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand and we do the divorce spell, now we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lili?
00:43:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:43:51What?
00:43:59I don't know.
00:44:05Man.
00:44:08No.
00:44:17I just don't know.
00:44:19We already realize how good you do she can do it both of our children?
00:44:20I will never hear you.
00:44:22Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:34It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:36That's spelled.
00:44:38An almond and habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in this own world.
00:44:51It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:56Grants of your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Here I don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:46I don't...
00:45:46it doesn't create desire.
00:45:46It lets go of the lies.
00:45:46Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52Let go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:05Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic word?
00:46:11No.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:18In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:21Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:25I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:34Or this.
00:46:37Be able to share with
00:46:39the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:46:43You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:46:46To mine.
00:46:49You're the other year.
00:46:51To the Sherwood family.
00:46:54Who are you?
00:46:55I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:02Tell me who you are.
00:47:06Lily.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:11But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:15Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight and then
00:47:47tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self
00:47:53and you can go back to pretending to be
00:47:55a good little witch.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:59Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily, Sherwood, Sven said.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:07I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:12You don't have to pretend.
00:48:15I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic
00:48:22doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:36Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:38like a good
00:48:40little
00:48:42witch.
00:48:47And I'm
00:48:49gonna do
00:48:50whatever
00:48:50I
00:48:53want
00:48:55to you.
00:48:59I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good
00:49:07for being such a bad boy.
00:49:11I am
00:49:12being properly motivated
00:49:16not to move.
00:49:19See how long
00:49:19it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could
00:49:22stay here forever.
00:49:23Pretty to think so.
00:49:25Why don't we test
00:49:26that little theory, huh?
00:49:29We're playing a dangerous
00:49:30game.
00:49:32All you have to do
00:49:35is admit that I win.
00:49:37I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even
00:49:42let you come
00:49:43wherever you want.
00:49:46you can come
00:49:48here
00:49:50or here
00:49:53I'll even
00:49:54let you come
00:49:56in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna
00:50:02just admit
00:50:04I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:08You win.
00:50:10Oh, what was that?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:22So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could
00:50:28torture you
00:50:29like you did me.
00:50:32But I wanna be
00:50:33inside you.
00:50:34I wanna feel you
00:50:36squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me
00:50:39to bed, husband.
00:50:43Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me
00:50:48to fuck you, husband?
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:50:59Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones
00:51:03you did in Vegas.
00:51:05I've got a story
00:51:07about
00:51:08my pet goat
00:51:09Gilmore
00:51:09and how he
00:51:11got stuck
00:51:12on a magic carpet
00:51:13or
00:51:14the story
00:51:15about
00:51:15how my sister
00:51:16tried to
00:51:16negotiate
00:51:17with a troll
00:51:18using only
00:51:19redimates.
00:51:21I already know
00:51:22about your family.
00:51:26I wanna know
00:51:27about you.
00:51:29What's it like
00:51:30to be a
00:51:30Svensson heir?
00:51:31You want
00:51:32the insider
00:51:33info.
00:51:35You tell me
00:51:36yours,
00:51:36I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You gonna tell me
00:51:38how wonderful
00:51:39it was
00:51:39growing up
00:51:40as a
00:51:41beloved
00:51:41and blessed
00:51:42Sherwood?
00:51:46Is that what
00:51:47you think
00:51:47being a Sherwood
00:51:48is like?
00:51:50Is that what
00:51:51you think
00:51:51being a Sherwood
00:51:52is like?
00:51:52All fun
00:51:53and rainbows?
00:51:54Yeah,
00:51:55everybody loves
00:51:55your family.
00:51:56That's not
00:51:57true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so
00:51:59many people
00:51:59who would
00:52:00love it
00:52:00if we just
00:52:01disappeared.
00:52:02My mother
00:52:03has been
00:52:03shouldering
00:52:03all that
00:52:04responsibility
00:52:05and pressure
00:52:05for decades
00:52:06and next year
00:52:07I will be
00:52:08the head
00:52:08witch in
00:52:09charge.
00:52:10Everyone's
00:52:11counting on
00:52:11me to do
00:52:11the right
00:52:12thing.
00:52:12Like eat
00:52:13your fruits
00:52:13and veggies?
00:52:14Like spending
00:52:15my whole
00:52:15childhood
00:52:16being told
00:52:16that the
00:52:17whole world
00:52:17depended
00:52:18on me.
00:52:19Like
00:52:20never bothering
00:52:21to have any
00:52:22hopes
00:52:22or dreams
00:52:24because
00:52:24my whole life
00:52:25was planned
00:52:26for me
00:52:26from the very
00:52:27start before
00:52:27I was even
00:52:28born.
00:52:29I'm always
00:52:29doing the
00:52:30right thing
00:52:30for the
00:52:30family.
00:52:31I was never
00:52:32allowed to
00:52:32even think
00:52:33of doing
00:52:33the wrong
00:52:34thing.
00:52:35I couldn't
00:52:35be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't
00:52:37be scared.
00:52:37I couldn't
00:52:38be angry.
00:52:39One mistake
00:52:40and my family
00:52:41loses everything
00:52:42that they've
00:52:42ever worked
00:52:43for.
00:52:43If this
00:52:44whole world
00:52:44fades to
00:52:44black,
00:52:45it's because
00:52:45I messed
00:52:46up.
00:52:47It's because
00:52:47I didn't
00:52:48do a good
00:52:48job.
00:52:52I don't think
00:52:52I've ever
00:52:53said that
00:52:53out loud
00:52:53before.
00:52:55I'm glad
00:52:55you did.
00:52:57Your turn.
00:53:00Growing up
00:53:01with Svinson
00:53:01was a little
00:53:03different.
00:53:05The old man
00:53:05likes to say
00:53:06I was the
00:53:07first of his
00:53:08disappointments.
00:53:09I guess it's
00:53:10good.
00:53:11At least I
00:53:12was first
00:53:13in something.
00:53:14I didn't care
00:53:15about disappointing
00:53:16him.
00:53:17I just wanted
00:53:17to get away
00:53:18from him.
00:53:19I had it all
00:53:20planned out
00:53:20when I turned
00:53:2216.
00:53:22I'd leave,
00:53:24change my name,
00:53:24and the Svinson
00:53:25bloodline would
00:53:25die with me.
00:53:27My mom died
00:53:28when Secret
00:53:28was born.
00:53:31My dad
00:53:32used to tear
00:53:33against me
00:53:34every day
00:53:35since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry,
00:53:43Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have
00:53:45asked.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:49The Svinsons have
00:53:50always lived
00:53:50in the Sherwood's
00:53:51shadows.
00:53:53We are the
00:53:54shadows.
00:53:57All you do
00:53:57is shine.
00:54:08He always
00:54:09asks me what
00:54:09I want.
00:54:12What do you
00:54:13want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me
00:54:17if I told you.
00:54:19I mean,
00:54:20more than
00:54:21you already
00:54:21do.
00:54:24I don't hate
00:54:25you.
00:54:27I never did.
00:54:36I have a
00:54:36I don't
00:54:37ever
00:54:37I don't
00:54:37I don't
00:54:38know.
00:54:38I don't
00:54:40I don't
00:54:40know what
00:54:41you know.
00:54:43You're
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong
00:55:05Dad's got visitors
00:55:06A bunch of old guys
00:55:08I don't know who they are
00:55:09He made me play piano for them
00:55:11Like some kind of dress of doll
00:55:13It's like freaking me out
00:55:19Eric
00:55:20Are you safe?
00:55:26Eric
00:55:27Are you safe?
00:55:28For now
00:55:29All those weird old men
00:55:31Lived last night
00:55:33And I hexed my door
00:55:34So no one could get in
00:55:35Don't let anyone in
00:55:37If Dad tries to get you to play
00:55:38With any of those weird old men
00:55:39Just
00:55:39I know
00:55:41I'll just
00:55:41Do what he says
00:55:44I always do
00:55:45I'm so sick of this E
00:55:47What if he actually does
00:55:48Make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never gonna let that happen
00:55:51Alright
00:55:53Look
00:55:54I'm close to getting the wand of light
00:55:56The wand of light?
00:55:58Like
00:55:59The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell Dad
00:56:03Secret
00:56:04When I get the wand
00:56:06Be ready for my call
00:56:07I have a plan
00:56:09I barely know basic spells
00:56:12I don't know
00:56:13You can
00:56:14I know you can
00:56:17When the time is right
00:56:18You'll be ready
00:56:25Call handed
00:56:44Filling up Bessie
00:56:46Meet me downstairs
00:56:47When you're ready
00:56:57Oh my god
00:56:59Why do you and mom
00:57:00Always do that?
00:57:01A bit high strung
00:57:03Aren't you sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle
00:57:06Of thinking
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:07And going by your aura
00:57:09I can guess about who
00:57:10Very much giving
00:57:11Post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:13Oh yeah
00:57:14Well you and your little aura reading
00:57:16Can go jump in a lake
00:57:17Oh
00:57:17Aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:19Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:57:22Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places tied a body by the way
00:57:29I'm calling Effie
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:33I'm not stupid
00:57:34And when we get the wand back
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will
00:57:40And when we do
00:57:42We'll do the divorce spell
00:57:43This mark will be gone
00:57:45I'll go home and
00:57:47Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:57:53It's not fair, you know
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:57:57Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:00But it's not
00:58:02It's just the way it goes
00:58:04Right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually are
00:58:07We want and be a good heir
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:15That's fine
00:58:17It's what it means to be a sure what
00:58:19Just remember
00:58:21Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:25Alright
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis
00:58:28You know best
00:58:30I know
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:58:45Last night was the last time
00:58:47After today, we're done
00:58:50If I say that enough times
00:58:52Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:06My family's magic is dying
00:59:08My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years
00:59:11But he holds most of the power
00:59:13And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:15That's how he controls us
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once
00:59:21I can take his power away from the bread
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine
00:59:26It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:30That's what you meant
00:59:31By trying to save your family
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before
00:59:36I was going to tell you the truth
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask
00:59:39If I could use the wand
00:59:41Just once
00:59:42And then I would do whatever you want
00:59:43Get a divorce
00:59:45Leave you alone
00:59:47Forever
00:59:48Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:51Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:53Maybe things could have been different
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay
00:59:59It's a nice idea
01:00:02But our families have been at war
01:00:03Since the beginning of time
01:00:06Maybe if we were different people
01:00:09We have different lives
01:00:11This is what it works
01:00:13Maybe we can work
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:19A witch can hope
01:00:27What?
01:00:29Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:31Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45Wait, I'm driving
01:00:47Pull over
01:01:00Yeah, I got them
01:01:06You have
01:01:07Got to be kidding me
01:01:14End of the line, witches
01:01:16End of the line, witches
01:01:20End of the line, witches
01:01:39Eric
01:01:40Eric
01:01:45No
01:01:46No
01:01:47I can't
01:01:50No
01:02:03Now's not a good time, old man
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You...
01:02:10You sit the shadows, Eve?
01:02:12Of course I sit her.
01:02:14Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:27Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:53You said you needed her alive.
01:02:55The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:04Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:08And as for the girl, well...
01:03:10I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:14I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell, old man.
01:03:26Go to hell, old man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40Go!
01:03:42Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:45Go!
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53End him.
01:03:54finally be free.
01:03:59Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding? I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:44No, no, no, no! Stay with me!
01:04:46Eric! Oh my God!
01:04:48Eric, no, no, no, no! Stay with me!
01:04:51Oh my God!
01:04:53I can't save you!
01:04:54I don't have my powers!
01:04:56Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could've saved yourself!
01:05:01I've been saving myself.
01:05:04My whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08I'm an idiot.
01:05:10You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:15But I'm your idiot.
01:05:23You took a devil's spell.
01:05:25I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't wanna be free.
01:05:35I don't wanna be free.
01:05:37I don't wanna be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas.
01:05:52We're the best three days of my life.
01:05:54Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:01I love you.
01:06:03I love you too.
01:06:04I love you, I love you.
01:06:08Eric.
01:06:11No!
01:06:14I love you.
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:42Please, please, please.
01:06:53Eric, please.
01:07:09You absolute moron.
01:07:13You absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool.
01:07:31The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wands user grants it its deepest desire.
01:07:39I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:42What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:48Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:51You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:00Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:14That's my girl.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:35You ready for one last stop?
01:08:38Yeah.
01:08:58Ah, there you are.
01:09:01I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:05Now, where is my wand?
01:09:08Wait.
01:09:10You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:12Wow.
01:09:13You weren't kidding.
01:09:14He really is evil.
01:09:15I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:18It's impossible.
01:09:19There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:26Secret, you ungrateful brat.
01:09:29How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad?
01:09:32Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests!
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:47The magic's gone.
01:09:48Forever.
01:10:01Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant!
01:10:06And that is an order!
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12Those powers are gone.
01:10:13It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:18Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:20You will both pay for this!
01:10:25Yeah, yeah.
01:10:26Talk soon, pups.
01:10:28We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here.
01:10:31I said get back here!
01:10:32Get back here!
01:10:33Please don't do this, you little b-
01:10:36Oh.
01:10:49I'm sorry.
01:10:51I'm sorry.
01:10:52You've already closed.
01:10:52So, where to now?
01:10:54Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:59But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:04Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17I think I am Eric Sponson.
01:11:20Well, we better hurry.
01:11:21We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:25-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:28I sure hope so.
01:11:30But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:36So is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:11:39Soon to be again husband.
01:11:42There is one thing.
01:11:45You might want to buckle up.
01:11:48We're about to go super speed.
01:11:50Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:11:57You know me so well.
01:11:58Soon to be again wife.
01:12:02Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:11But because you want to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:26Ready?
01:12:28Hell yeah.
01:12:59You're going to be right back.
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