00:00I see you have found the sacred page tree of heaven and wisdom.
00:04Oh.
00:06Is that what this is?
00:08I am so sorry.
00:08I thought it was just a regular tree.
00:11I understand.
00:13You eat when you are upset.
00:16Upset?
00:17I'm not upset.
00:18Why would I say that I'm upset?
00:21So why are you upset?
00:28I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu, in the history of China, in the
00:34history of sucking.
00:35Probably.
00:36In the Five.
00:37Man, you should have seen them.
00:39They totally hate me.
00:40Totally.
00:41How's Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?
00:47I mean, I'm not like the Five.
00:48I've got no claws, no wings, no venom.
00:52Even Mantis has those... thingies.
00:56Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
01:03Quit.
01:04Don't quit.
01:05Noodles.
01:06Don't noodles.
01:09You are too concerned with your advice.
01:11And what will be is the same.
01:15Yesterday is history.
01:18Tomorrow is a mystery.
01:20But today is a gift.
01:23That is why it is called the present.
