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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30Beep.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth ring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:10more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:17exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock
00:02:23them up then you fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:40this world sucks look at that skin and those tits
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one place those bids
00:02:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:32its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining three minutes failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come on wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do what the system
00:04:09asked what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:43he's not like the others
00:04:46if guns still existed i'd already have those girls
00:04:50the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait what if we buy him
00:05:03have our uh
00:05:05gun
00:05:06and then sell them off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:14what works for me
00:05:16alright
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21who's gonna beat that
00:05:23ha
00:05:29no
00:05:30i can't let this happen
00:05:32if i don't stop it
00:05:34if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:45and a bar of chocolate
00:05:52arthur
00:05:52those girls
00:05:53are mine
00:05:55don't you dare
00:05:56get in my way
00:05:58easy
00:05:58gentlemen
00:05:59the ladies are watching
00:06:01let's keep it civil now
00:06:06alright
00:06:07you wanna play
00:06:10i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:13two
00:06:14cans
00:06:15oh
00:06:16two
00:06:18cans
00:06:19looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23it's the same asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:31come on
00:06:32show us what you got
00:06:39host death in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack put his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:58is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection increase detected
00:07:05reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:0820 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:28holy shit
00:07:29this is a lot of food
00:07:31i could live off this for months
00:07:34oh too bad looks like looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38dude really thought he was a fucking hero
00:07:41what a joke
00:07:42dude
00:07:43you think
00:07:43you can compete with me
00:07:45over women
00:07:46come on
00:07:47you've been a loser since high school
00:07:49money
00:07:50girls
00:07:51whatever it is
00:07:52i always
00:07:53get there first
00:08:01oh yeah
00:08:05well how about this
00:08:29how the hell did he get all those cans
00:08:30no way i saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids
00:08:36whatever he bids
00:08:37i bid in one more can
00:08:39so
00:08:41are you bidding
00:08:43all right
00:08:46if no one else is bidding
00:08:48looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:52going once
00:08:54going twice
00:08:57yes
00:08:58solved
00:09:11rescue and host binding complete
00:09:13increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:36to the day i die
00:09:39to the day i die
00:09:41to the day i die
00:09:44to the day i die
00:09:46and beat jack
00:09:48this system is insane
00:09:54this time i see you
00:09:55i won't be taking just your rash
00:10:22we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:27we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:27all right
00:10:40unbidon
00:10:41SCREAM FEAR
00:10:41compatibel
00:10:42spouse detested rescue required
00:10:44for binding the failure
00:10:45to complete will result in post death time to
00:10:48complete two minutes
00:10:49this again
00:10:50in only
00:10:51two minutes told ya
00:10:54i knew
00:10:55billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:59Lydia, why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:02I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07I'm not gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that way.
00:11:26Anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays.
00:11:45Stay back.
00:11:47Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit. That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur. You already have two of them. You gotta take her too!
00:12:49God damn it, Arthur. You're dead. You're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:58You're dead! This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on. Let's go. Go, go, go.
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3.
00:13:31Affection metrics. Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guns.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:53Two MP5 sub-machine guns.
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition.
00:13:5750 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Cool.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding.
00:14:37How can this Chewbac fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:56I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Yuri.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:19I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:20Oh.
00:15:22Country bumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:03We'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:07Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:25How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:56Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:47Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh, no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:02I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03I'm scared.
00:19:03I'm scared.
00:19:04Come try to stay on.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm, give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really hot in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:38I'm sorry.
00:21:44Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help, too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:34Whatever you're facing the wall, now I try to repent, Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt
00:22:47I had, cause I'm no angel, all I've been to you.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19All right, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, so I should probably stay home and rest, but you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:03I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her, and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Yeah, then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:24:57Okay.
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:22You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary!
00:25:57Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:24That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:28They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur we'd stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:28Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:49Huh?
00:27:49Oh, my God.
00:27:55Fuck.
00:27:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:59Ooh.
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:20well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:28some food
00:28:29he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:41i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:49to talk
00:28:51don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:29:07so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:13hey hey hey hey tony
00:29:17we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right
00:29:23so you chose the hard way
00:29:42i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:49nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:30:02surround him
00:30:13he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:24oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are
00:30:29gonna do be smart get the out
00:30:42i gave you a chance
00:30:52oh
00:31:02The gun is a real gun.
00:31:12A gun?
00:31:13A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us.
00:31:17He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah.
00:31:20With all the shots you fire, you're probably burning through half a mag already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got!
00:31:24We rush him together!
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls!
00:31:52C'mon!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets!
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:17I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It's all his fault!
00:32:22He's lying!
00:32:24I didn't do anything!
00:32:24Tony took your girls!
00:32:26He stole your supplies!
00:32:29Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:34I'm screwed!
00:33:00I'm not done yet!
00:33:02Absolutely.
00:33:02I'm not done yet.
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home we were so worried about you
00:33:18i was so scared i thought you were gonna die oh really that's not what you were saying a second
00:33:22ago how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun god that was so
00:33:28hard
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:01as for you guys
00:34:06come here
00:34:11don't kill me please we'll give you back everything shut up on your knees
00:34:22either man please please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the school
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05now
00:35:34ladies
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baitbag brought you a clean towel
00:35:57i'll just leave you a clean towel i'll just leave you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:01thanks
00:36:08we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:12uh we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:20we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:20we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:20we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:22we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're
00:36:34why are you what what are you doing arthur you saved me fed me gave me shelter
00:36:44risked everything to bring me back
00:36:50i don't think i've ever met a better person
00:36:57and i don't really have a future in this world
00:37:02okay mary i don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:37:06i know what you're thinking and i'm gonna regret it
00:37:13but i won't
00:37:16i choose you
00:37:18like a tiger
00:37:29you need to take
00:37:31hungry for your money
00:37:34ready for your game
00:37:37you take the rest of me
00:37:40yes you do
00:37:43you take the rest of me
00:37:46you get it out of the door
00:37:50you take the rest of me
00:37:53looks like someone's eager
00:37:56seems like my husband hasn't been able to mind
00:38:00it's been a long week
00:38:05i'll take good care
00:38:30you take the rest of me
00:38:33you take the rest of me
00:38:39you take the rest of me
00:38:45yes you do
00:39:00you take the rest of me
00:39:07you take the rest of me
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:23Damn it.
00:39:25I want sex, too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur!
00:39:38Arthur!
00:39:41You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had, like, two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54No!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses
00:39:59riddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:02Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed
00:40:05to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07OK, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:15You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tully will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the Queen,
00:40:36I will bring her a man and go kill him myself.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Heh heh heh.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Microgenerators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:02Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:55She...
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I gotta go off.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30And judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:43:32Pre-nuclear war?
00:43:33Maybe even older?
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:49There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22Cheers!
00:44:23And...
00:44:25Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:30Wait!
00:44:31It is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:34Oh, yeah!
00:44:38Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:02Karen?
00:45:03What are you doing?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:15Hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Calm down!
00:45:30Hey!
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:49She's OK.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:58No, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen.
00:46:35She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Just stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:15I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for Adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:57Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:09It's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny, the last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41As my foot rests.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48The end comes to us.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:50The end comes to us, oh.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:05The end comes to us.
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:46Boss?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:50The Fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:03Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:51:21When you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep, and now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:41Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:49You're stuck with it for the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew that?
00:52:14Well, you're all in your room.
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:19Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good, thank you.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:11And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:24And you.
00:53:26How can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Queen Tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:43Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:20This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:27Jesus.
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste, or what?
00:54:35The hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:46He does not drink whiskey.
00:54:48We are out of the sea.
00:54:55We are out of the sea.
00:54:59We are out of the sea.
00:55:06Blue flame, that only happens with hyper flicker.
00:55:10I want your whiskey, all of it, everything that you have.
00:55:15Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure, but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh, yeah.
00:55:28Oh, that's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly, maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:43Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it, all three of you, and take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please, just give us, do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit.
00:55:56We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:02Yes, anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah, yeah, we did, and look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it, I will, I swear.
00:56:37A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:45I'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0280%, come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can wave it.
00:57:11And what might that be?
00:57:15Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:51I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:31I've got blood on my hands.
00:58:35You should be afraid.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:55and arrange delivery of the 50 bottles.
00:58:57Hmm, no need.
00:58:59I'll come myself with my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me,
00:59:13keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:47Karen, hold on.
00:59:50Come here.
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here.
01:00:04Come here.
01:00:06Let her go.
01:00:07Help me.
01:00:12I'm dead.
01:00:14I'm dead.
01:00:16I'm dead.
01:00:20None of you are men.
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40Oh, she's having a full episode.
01:00:41She's lost control.
01:00:44Oh, she's having a full episode.
01:01:11Oh, I can't hold her much longer.
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants.
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16Look at me.
01:01:17I can't get hard like this.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:37Oh, my God.
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:43Karen.
01:01:45Karen, she's not breaking.
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen.
01:01:50Karen, no, no.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:53Warning.
01:01:54Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00Come on.
01:02:02No, Karen, come on.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:04Come on, Karen.
01:02:05Stay with me.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:06Come on.
01:02:06Stay with me.
01:02:07Come on, Karen.
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:13Please, Karen.
01:02:14Karen, wake up.
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, 0%.
01:02:19Post-death in 10 seconds.
01:02:23Midbox.
01:02:23Midbox.
01:02:24Come on, Karen.
01:02:25I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:27We're out of options.
01:02:28Please let this work.
01:02:30Come on, Karen.
01:02:32I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:34Stay with me.
01:02:48I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:58Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:14I'm so sorry.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:22I'm okay.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:27Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:42It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit.
01:04:21Huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey, Barrel.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Go, no.
01:04:51I grabbed it first.
01:04:52I grabbed it first.
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:33Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39Thou will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52Lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10That's for you guys.
01:06:13Money salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:27Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:24Need I ask?
01:07:26He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count sun, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:40Dangerous.
01:08:41Let's get dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:50It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:09We represent Queen, Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:18Just pay, pay.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21We're doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28It's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04If you fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:26I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:12:27and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51No.
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you've got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:26Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind yet?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously setting the checks.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off.
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:39Let me...
01:15:40Get in here!
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:46That's Queen Tilly's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's impossible.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:06Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09A few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:30How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Tilly on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his eyes!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No.
01:17:45I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:21Most feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Oh, man, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:03Look down there!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:19His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not-
01:20:34That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:40Holy-
01:20:43Queen-
01:20:44Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally, a scavenger.
01:20:54He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:43You said-
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know-
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arth, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:23No!
01:22:24No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle to, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun, too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:35Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur.
01:25:10Come out.
01:25:10I know you're in there.
01:25:12I bring your bitches with you.
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor?
01:25:18You're surrounded.
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day.
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:48But get to the basement now.
01:25:49No.
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:12Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine, but guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Say these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:41You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:07Kids.
01:29:07Kids.
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