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00:10so at the end of round one out of eight total teams we have clueless in fourth with 51 points
00:19dreamcrushers in third with 56 points google has nothing on us in second with 58 points
00:26and in first place with 64 points triviasaurus rex
00:34now for round two your first question true or false being left-handed is more prominent in gay
00:42people oh you guys i actually know this one
01:02all right congratulations to those who said true being left-handed is in fact more common in gay
01:20people
01:21thanks for playing come see me for your prizes and i will see you all next week
01:29hey what's up you coming oh savvy likes to be on there on time you can catch up later right
01:35babe
01:41hey there hi you guys did well tonight fourth place isn't bad thanks i'm usually not much
01:50help at these things but i was on fire tonight i noticed why haven't i seen you here before
01:56well this is our first time at this bar
01:59uh you must have quite the passionate love for trivia to be doing at multiple places
02:04well the bar my friends were going to stopped hosting so we were in the market
02:08um they're really into it so i tag along sometimes
02:12uh bummer i hate it when that happens but i'm happy about you're here
02:17yeah me too um i should get going
02:21but maybe i'll see you next week i'll be here
02:33what what was that what was what that that thing with the girl
02:41first of all no one says hey there
02:48passionate love for trivia seriously fuck off jack we need to work on your game my friend
02:57i have game it's just a little rusty yeah yeah you totally have game what's her name
03:10damn it i'll get it next time dude literally no game
03:18i bet you five bucks i get her name next time
03:21i might even ask her out
03:24oh now you want to put mama on it
03:28five bucks is jump change
03:31i think we didn't have mistakes a little bit
03:33hi hi all right name your terms
03:42why this is so ridiculous you're like the worst
03:50hey riley look at you all done up tonight you look good
03:55thanks
04:01yo
04:02what
04:04no fucking game
04:06i'm telling you
04:07you didn't you didn't pick up on you
04:09you just let the girl walk off like that
04:12that's true
04:13you didn't see the sign
04:14dude
04:15whatever man
04:15we gotta work on that
04:16we've got to work on that
04:19here
04:19you know that
04:20here man
04:27well it's a good meal
04:28yeah
04:29yeah
04:30i can't even finish it all
04:32jason not even your beer
04:34no i'm done
04:35i'm full
04:36yeah i'm done
04:37there's a couple of pansies over here
04:40right what is that you too
04:42yeah i'm done
04:45never twofold
04:46well uh seriously though relationship or not you can't just go out dressed like that
04:53oh don't worry babe i think you look good
04:59see that's all the validation you need
05:04let's head out
05:05where are you guys going
05:07are you just leaving
05:09whatever bye
05:10okay
05:12it's fine
05:13i guess we should go soon
05:20or not
05:21or not
05:23oh jack
05:25jack
05:25right
05:26you okay
05:27i would like another please
05:28yeah
05:29rather
05:30what
05:32yeah i'm good
05:33you can afford me
05:42hey how's it going
05:43good how are you
05:44doing pretty good
05:45color
05:48it's a good choice
05:50have fun
05:57hello again
05:58oh hey there
06:00i mean hey
06:01it's you
06:02you came back
06:03cool
06:04that's cool
06:05yeah um like i said
06:08my friends they like to come
06:09so here i am
06:11plus my um
06:12my girlfriend's really into trivia
06:14your girlfriend
06:15yes
06:18right that makes sense
06:19that you have a girlfriend
06:21someone like you
06:23makes sense
06:25no offense
06:28opposite of offense
06:29actually
06:29you know
06:32you're just like
06:33i can just tell
06:35you're like
06:36just
06:38something else
06:40also not in a bad way
06:43well
06:43thank you
06:44um
06:45i better go sit down
06:46yeah
06:48totally
06:49have fun
06:53alrighty everyone
06:54it is that time
06:55to get started again
06:56i'm riley
06:57and i'll be your host
06:58for the evening
06:58as you all know
07:00we will have six rounds
07:02a halftime question
07:03and a final bonus question
07:05the top two teams
07:06win gift cards to the bar
07:08where my guys
07:08jack and eli
07:09can help you out
07:10everyone do me a favor
07:11and give it up
07:12for jack and eli
07:25all right everybody
07:27thanks for coming
07:28i'll see you next week
07:32hey there
07:32do you want to stay perfect
07:34oh
07:36yeah sure okay
07:39oh my god
07:40you'll never believe
07:40what happened at work today
07:44hannah
07:45yeah
07:45yeah i totally get that
07:47what is going on with you
07:50anyway
07:51i told you about that
07:52super annoying guy alex
07:53right
07:55mm-hmm
07:57what a prick
07:57hey babe
07:59i'm gonna need to get another drink
08:00oh can you get me a
08:02vodka soda
08:13what's good tonight
08:14with me or to drink
08:16very funny to drink
08:17we have a seasonal bourbon
08:19if you're into that
08:26why does everything have to be so
08:28complicated all the time
08:30why can i never get exactly
08:32what i want you know
08:33i'm not sure i follow
08:36you all right
08:40i should go back over there
08:42i should right
08:44she's waiting for me to play
08:45that's stupid
08:48she's waiting for me
08:55hey there
08:56damn it
08:57i mean hi
08:58oh
08:58hey
08:59did you have fun tonight
09:01yeah
09:01i'm
09:02i mean
09:03it was
09:04it was okay
09:05enough fun to get you back next week
09:08it's hard to say
09:10anything i could do to convince you
09:15i have an idea
09:17if we exchange numbers
09:18i could send you funny memes
09:20during the game next week
09:22you know
09:22make it more entertaining
09:25is this a
09:26um
09:26friendly offer
09:28of course
09:31next week
09:53should i get another
09:57i kind of feel like we should get home soon
10:00i gotta be up early tomorrow
10:02don't be such a downer
10:06oh
10:07of course we should have another
10:09jack
10:10we just need
10:11two
10:13two
10:14two
10:14two
10:14two
10:14two
10:14two
10:14two
10:15two
10:15two
10:16two
10:16two
10:17two
10:17two
10:21it's looking more and more like you about to owe me some money
10:24dude
10:25just wait
10:27i mean
10:27come on right like i know you tried but
10:30i just don't think it's going
10:31no jack
10:32i asked for a number last week
10:35she almost gave it to me before her girlfriend came over
10:40give me some popcorn
10:51hey
10:51hi
10:52uh
10:53my knucklehead of a friend over there scooped me this but
10:56we're about to head out so
10:58i gotta offer it to you before he dumps it
11:00oh
11:00thanks
11:02hey um
11:03sorry about last week
11:04no it's okay
11:05how are you
11:07was this week better than last
11:10i'm okay
11:10had kind of a rough day
11:12but um
11:13trivia was fun
11:15how
11:15how was your day
11:16how was it rough
11:18do you actually care
11:19of course
11:22and uh
11:24you're welcome to talk to me about it
11:25anytime
11:26you know like
11:28over text
11:29or whatever
11:30that's right
11:37okay
11:40okay i texted myself
11:43oh perfect
11:44savvy
11:45that's me
11:47okay
11:47well uh
11:48i'll look forward to next week then
11:53you know
11:53for memes and stuff
11:58i'm gonna head to the bathroom real quick and then we can go
12:00i'll see you
12:01i'll see you now
12:05yeah
12:05you mind closing up tonight
12:06sure thing was
12:13all right
12:14yeah break off some ducats
12:16whatever
12:17every week though
12:19you know
12:21every i got you
12:22it's all good
12:23you get that house
12:25that house bill
12:28shot of tequila
12:29uh
12:30we're actually done serving for tonight
12:32you didn't do last call
12:33babe we're leaving
12:36uh
12:37fuck that
12:38when did you get so boring
12:41two shots of tequila
12:43i told you i can't serve anymore tonight
12:46seriously stop
12:47we're leaving
12:47get off me
12:48then fucking chill
12:49right
12:51i think it's time for you guys to go
12:52you want to crash at my place
12:54whatever
12:55fuck
13:04you ready
13:06yo
13:07you want to play a quick round
13:14so
13:17what's your plans
13:18with all this
13:20all of what
13:22hitting on this taken girl
13:24i'm not hitting on her
13:27i'm being friendly
13:29she seems nice
13:32nice on the eyes
13:36you know
13:38i worry about you
13:39i know
13:41after everything that happened
13:43and you just got back
13:44i know
13:45you get it better than anyone
13:48yeah
13:48wait how are things
13:50like
13:51with cleo and all that
13:52as a matter of fact
13:54i got full-time custody
13:56three weeks ago
13:56no shit
13:57why didn't you tell me
13:59i haven't found the right time
14:01you know
14:01like
14:01you've been a little distracted
14:06my bad
14:08seriously though
14:09congratulations
14:10thanks
14:10it's a pretty good deal
14:15man
14:15who would have thought
14:19i've got full-time
14:20dad senses now
14:21right
14:22which is why i know
14:23you're not telling me
14:24everything
14:25ah jack
14:27you know i appreciate you right
14:30yeah
14:36what the fuck
14:36did they do last call
14:37um
14:38i'm good anyway
14:40i could use one more for this
14:43for what
14:44i've just
14:45been wanting to ask if
14:48did you get a chance to think about
14:51what we talked about
14:54you know
14:55opening
14:56our relationship
14:57there wasn't anything for me to think about
14:59i already told you i don't want to
15:00okay
15:01but that trivia girl
15:02she's clearly into you
15:03you think she's cute
15:05right
15:06uh
15:07she has been flirting with you
15:09for weeks
15:10i know she has
15:11but
15:12i told her i have a girlfriend
15:17you're
15:18you're serious
15:18yeah
15:19you know i think it might be good for us to
15:21both do our own thing for a bit
15:22i mean you're blushing pretty hard when
15:25what the fuck is her name
15:26rachel
15:27riley
15:27right
15:28you're blushing pretty hard when riley was over here
15:30talking to you
15:31hannah i was being nice
15:33i don't want to open our relationship
15:38is
15:39is there someone else
15:40savvy
15:41has there been someone else
15:42never mind
15:43i don't want to get into this
15:48fine
15:49a girl at the gym
15:50but nothing happened
15:51it's not a big deal
15:52it's not a big deal
15:53it's never a big deal is it
15:54now you're just being dramatic
15:55oh i'm being dramatic
15:57sometimes i feel like you don't even know me at all
15:59what
16:00okay i think we both need to go home
16:02get some sleep
16:02and revisit this in the morning
16:04i don't want to go home with you
16:05savannah
16:06come on
16:06do not call me savannah
16:10i can't
16:12i don't want to do this anymore
16:13what are you trying to say
16:14i'm saying that i'm done
16:15sabby no
16:16you are not seriously going to break up with me over this
16:23round four question one
16:25in what movie did clark gable say
16:29you should be kissed and often
16:31and by someone who knows how
16:41hey
16:43glad you made it
16:44yeah
16:44me too
16:46okay
16:48well good luck
16:49thanks
16:53oi vey
17:19hey
17:21oh hey
17:22um
17:23i'm heading out for the night
17:25but i just want to say it was good to see you
17:27you too
17:30wait
17:32you like pool
17:32right
17:34yeah
17:34i mean
17:34i'm not very good at it
17:36but
17:36i do like it
17:37do you want to play a quick round
17:40yeah
17:44so
17:46four weeks in a row
17:48not that anyone's counting
17:51you just been feeling super into trivia lately
17:58hmm
17:58is that a dumb question
18:00kind of feels like it might have been a dumb question
18:04never mind
18:05i just
18:05it's not a dumb question
18:06i just think you're funny
18:10you do
18:17she's a pool shark
18:18noted
18:22i'm not a pool shark
18:24jack's on this place for a while now
18:26and i've been coming every week for like two years
18:30person picks up some basic pool skills in that amount of time
18:36you and jack seem close
18:40we are
18:43we uh
18:45met in college theater class where he was a shining star
18:51and i would choke every time i got on stage
18:57been close ever since
18:58corner pocket
19:03i guess i should have done that slower
19:06good night riley
19:09see you next week
19:15now a famous talk show host
19:18which tv personality played the first starring character on a tv sitcom to come out as a lesbian
19:26a
19:26kettlebell
19:28aAAA
19:29an the
19:29the
19:29the
19:29the
19:29the
19:36the
20:40You win.
20:45Oh.
20:47Thanks guys.
20:47See you next week.
20:54Let's call it a draw.
20:57I'm sorry Ryan.
21:01Do you need anything?
21:07She's not coming back.
21:15I'm sorry.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:25I'll come back.
21:26Let's call it a run.
21:28Let's call it a run.
21:41Okay, are we ready to start round two?
21:45Certainly.
21:54Round two, question one.
21:55In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on earth.
22:01This creature spent decades calling for a mate, but communicated in a way that is not
22:05used by any other creature in the species.
22:10What was this creature?
22:18Okay, just a little off.
22:23I'm here if you need me, okay?
22:24Okay.
22:42Am I too late to play?
22:44Oh, hey.
22:46No.
22:47No.
22:47Definitely not.
22:48We just started the second round.
22:53Alright, are we ready for the answer?
22:56Discovered in 1992, this creature was discovered and named the loneliest creature in the world.
23:01You should have said, a whale.
23:15Have a good night, everyone.
23:16We'll see you next time.
23:17You need anything?
23:18Thanks.
23:25Thanks, man.
23:25What can I get for you?
23:26Give me a bowl of popcorn, actually.
23:28Sure.
23:28We'll take it.
23:35Hey, Seb, I need to talk to you.
23:36About?
23:37Hey, I don't need any problems in my bar tonight.
23:39You hear me?
23:41Let's go outside.
23:41I want to talk to you a lot.
23:42I'd rather not go anywhere with you.
23:44Come on.
23:45We can work this out.
23:46You've been ignoring me for weeks.
23:47I think it's time that we just-
23:49You need to leave.
23:50I'm not leaving until we talk.
23:52Every.
23:52Fucking.
23:53Week.
23:54We come to this bar.
23:55You go with other people.
23:57Poor Riley.
23:57Poor Riley.
23:57This is a fucking-
23:58You can't handle it.
23:59No.
23:59I can do whatever the fuck I want.
24:01Don't you fucking touch me.
24:03You're not leaving until you leave.
24:04Oh my god.
24:05What is wrong with you?
24:06You're what's wrong with me.
24:07I'm just trying to leave.
24:09I'm not fucking leaving.
24:11I'm leaving.
24:14Fuck you.
24:15I'm done.
24:16Fuck you.
24:17Fuck you.
24:21I really want you to leave.
24:23Hey.
24:24I think it is time for you to go.
24:26I don't think that's for you to decide.
24:29Sweetie.
24:30I didn't decide.
24:32Savvy did.
24:34Now go.
24:40Fuck this.
24:46Oh my god.
24:47I am so sorry.
24:49I-
24:49I had no idea she would come here.
24:51No, it-
24:52It's okay.
24:53It's not your fault.
24:55Are you okay?
24:57Yeah, I'm okay.
25:00No.
25:01No.
25:02I'm not.
25:03Fuck.
25:06Fuck.
25:06Good luck.
25:10Can I sit with you?
25:18This is for you?
25:19I noticed you didn't seem to be a big drinker.
25:36But I would like you to go to 4 guys.
25:37This is for me.
25:37No.
25:37No.
26:04I have no idea.
26:04Where you been? You're not coming to class or the bar. If you need anything, you know I'm here.
26:21Hey, so you're here. It's been a while. What made you decide to come back?
26:30Riley, you're a trivia host. Aren't you supposed to know everything?
26:36I'm actually quite bad at trivia.
26:39Why, uh, why didn't you text me?
26:45I... I just...
26:48Let's play a game.
26:49Okay. Pool?
26:52Oh, God. No, I'm really no good. Absolutely not. I'm really bad.
26:57Seriously, any other game. The game is starting.
27:01Hey there. My name is Sabi.
27:03Hey there. My God. You're perfect for a joke.
27:06And I will be hosting trivia tonight.
27:09Round one, question one.
27:11How often do I tend to come to trivia?
27:16Well...
27:18I mean, I thought it was just every once in a while with your friends, but in my experience, it
27:24can be as often as every week.
27:26Impressive.
27:27Next question.
27:29What are three things you want to know about someone on a first date?
27:34Interesting question, but okay.
27:38Uh, what they're looking for in a relationship.
27:41Ding.
27:42What their favorite story to tell is.
27:45Ding.
27:49Alright.
27:50Two out of three. Not so bad at trivia after all.
27:54Next question.
27:56What's your favorite story to tell?
27:59Me?
27:59Yes, Riley. You're the only one playing.
28:06Well...
28:06I guess maybe someday it'll be this one.
28:10Congrats.
28:11I mean, it's round two.
28:13Round two, question one.
28:15What are your thoughts on open relationships?
28:18Not really my thing.
28:20Next question.
28:22Why don't you ever play trivia?
28:23Because then who would host it?
28:26You can't answer my question with another question.
28:31If you asked me to come early, what was your big idea?
28:34Well, the trivia host quit last week.
28:38Bummer.
28:41Why are you looking at me like that?
28:43What do you think?
28:45Dude, you've seen me in front of crowds. No, absolutely not. No.
28:49Come on, I need you.
28:51You're doing me a favor.
28:53Nice.
28:55Good, guys.
29:08Hi, everyone. Welcome.
29:11I'm Riley.
29:11I'll be hosting Trivia tonight.
29:15It's my first time, so we'll be together, okay?
29:30Fine.
29:33Because Jack needed me.
29:36And because, more honestly,
29:41the energy from the crowd was the first thing in months
29:44to get me to consistently leave my house.
29:47You get two points for that one.
29:51Next question.
29:52Why do I keep coming back to Trivia?
29:55Well, I guess the answer probably isn't
29:58a passionate love for the game.
30:01And you didn't want to play.
30:04I wanted to text you.
30:07I just thought, with everything that happened,
30:11that you might need some space.
30:14Congrats.
30:15You made it to the final question.
30:18Well, you can.
30:19We'll see you next time.
30:20Bye.
30:21Bye.
30:30Bye.
30:34Bye.
31:52Congrats.
31:53You made it to the final question.
31:54Bro, bro, bro.
31:55Are you seeing this shift?
31:56See?
31:57Woo!
31:58Riley!
31:59Yes!
31:59That's my girl right there.
32:01That's her right there.
32:02Look at her.
32:03Go for it.
32:04Getting after it, bro.
32:05Oh, yeah.
32:06Stay with me, bro.
32:07I'll teach you.
32:08You will?
32:09I need it.
32:11I need it.
32:11I need it.
32:25I need it.
32:25And when you go out of the way, you're looking for it.
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