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Tessa's Dangerous Tutor
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:28Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group of Blake Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um...
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to say.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:01No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything!
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noe.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:19Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:41What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:28Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt. Now, now, now.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that me is off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah. What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:15house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:43You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:21Not yet.
00:17:21Give me that.
00:17:22I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:05Just a minute, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:32Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Hey, Mom.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner...
00:20:18is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:03Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad...
00:22:26because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here?
00:23:28And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:02Oh.
00:24:11Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing here?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:43Remember.
00:24:45No going in.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone.
00:26:09I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:25What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50You're right.
00:26:51We did.
00:26:51We used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about save it.
00:27:09Herf's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett.
00:27:33This one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:44Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Cause this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I-I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:34I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I!
00:28:41Ah!
00:28:41Don't.
00:28:42Don't.
00:28:43Don't.
00:28:46You look so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:54Mom.
00:28:57Mom.
00:29:15You and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:20Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit,
00:29:23she'll come falling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on, dude.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:42You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:13Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:18Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now,
00:33:23it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew.
00:33:48Spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45All right, I need to see the texts from your phone, so that way I can know that they're
00:34:49legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago, but when I really think about it, I really liked you,
00:35:11Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:32I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:40Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:43You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever brought you.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took a virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:28He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56Rude.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32So tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:10Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38And she was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See?
00:43:58Told ya.
00:44:03I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Hey!
00:44:51Hold on.
00:44:52There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut pecking for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules is mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, alright.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship, and never come back
00:45:37to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine. And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest
00:45:42of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:04Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight, unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39What?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:17We're in California.
00:48:20Come back.
00:48:26We're in California.
00:48:34Come back!
00:48:37Come back.
00:48:40Come back.
00:48:42Come back!
00:48:42Come back!
00:48:46To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:48:49Now when you're laying on me, it's just so great
00:48:53Think I'm right, come back, I'm jacked
00:48:56So I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:48:59To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:02Now when you're laying on me, it's just so great
00:49:06Think I'm ready for the podcast
00:49:15Top that
00:49:17Top that
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here
00:49:44Show them all
00:49:49But I won't be around where you cry
00:49:55If you cry
00:49:57The tears on your face
00:50:00You're falling in the rain where you cry
00:50:06This same moment sings
00:50:09I loved you
00:50:13Yo, Jason
00:50:19Dude, I need the Lady Killer special
00:50:22Now
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:23I got you
00:50:28Visit that
00:50:29And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:42Mia
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free
00:51:01Jewels, wake up
00:51:07You look upset
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:13Fuck off
00:51:13No, just a guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:19Jewels
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:27What is that?
00:51:28We got time
00:51:29Come on, Jewels
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks
00:51:36Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:43Better play along
00:51:54Bottoms up
00:51:57Cheers
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:52:03Come on
00:52:04I'm going to go change
00:52:09Destin
00:52:11Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:52:14Emmett was with her
00:52:17That little shit
00:52:25Don't move
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels
00:52:36We both know you want this
00:52:38Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off
00:52:44Just relax, baby
00:52:45Let that E kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways
00:52:53Let go of me
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute
00:52:56Oh yeah, that's right
00:52:58Mom for me
00:52:59I mean
00:53:02Jewels
00:53:04Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah
00:53:06Help me
00:53:10Noah
00:53:11Help me
00:53:14Emmett
00:53:15Get off of her
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett, she doesn't want you
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude
00:53:29Even if she won't say so
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:43Wait, stop
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:54:06You look like shit
00:54:09Jewels just kicked my ass
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:13Hey
00:54:15Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:54:23Mia
00:54:23Stop
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:32Be so fucking for real
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:35You're just jealous
00:54:37Because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:40And
00:54:41You know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:45Tonight
00:54:46Mia
00:54:47Sit down
00:54:48Emmett
00:54:49Emmett
00:54:50If you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:52I will kill you
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:55Let's go
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:15Ow
00:55:17You're hurt
00:55:18Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:49Really
00:55:50I didn't take them
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E
00:56:01It's twice as fun
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road
00:56:22Ow
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream
00:56:25And this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole
00:56:29Even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:56:42But whatever
00:56:48I got to show you something
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:15It worked
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer
00:57:32Stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:36Now
00:57:41What if somebody sees
00:57:43Everybody's at the club
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:13I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:23Hi, this is Alan
00:58:25It's Mia
00:58:26Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32And we would just love it
00:58:34If you were here for it
00:58:37Okay, bye
00:58:52Hey, sleepy moon
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night
00:58:58I'm ready for another round
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up
00:59:06Get up
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
00:59:10It's worse than a fire
00:59:15Mom's on the way
00:59:15And she can't see Jules
00:59:24You're fucking with me
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs
00:59:27And the mess
00:59:28And you
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:34And she blames you for the whole thing
00:59:37I need to get out of here
00:59:38I'll hide Jules
00:59:39I'll distract mom
00:59:44Yo, Jason
00:59:44I'm gonna go hide Jules
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here
00:59:47Alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear
00:59:55Got it
01:00:05Get your brother
01:00:07Now
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business
01:00:45Okay, well
01:00:46I was just looking for you
01:00:47Because Noah wants to see you in the living room
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape
01:01:05Get out of this house
01:01:06Mom
01:01:07Noah, a little help
01:01:08Uh, Mom
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules
01:01:12And she's going to be our help for the summer
01:01:17Uh, yes
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:01:28Lisa
01:01:29My second mommy
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:02:05Oh, thanks
01:02:12She has my hair
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41Oh, no
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar
01:02:50Wow
01:02:51All right, that's enough
01:02:52I've got to talk to you
01:02:53Let's go
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:03:00No way
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them
01:03:03She found them
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules
01:03:08She hates you already
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:31Mom, get out of the pool
01:03:32Oh, no way
01:03:33It feels so good
01:03:35Oh, wait, no
01:03:40Help!
01:03:42I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia, save me!
01:03:45No, absolutely not
01:03:47I'm not going in there
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:11You saved me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Nia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings, remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:33Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship...
01:05:37When I started our relationship...
01:05:38When I started our relationship...
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:26Let me take care of you.
01:06:28It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:07:18Welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:13Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great.
01:08:38You finally figured it out.
01:08:40Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:53I know. I know.
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:09:00Hm.
01:09:02What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman.
01:09:26It's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew.
01:09:39But my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman.
01:09:54Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, hmm.
01:09:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's why all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:34Mm?
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:41Woohoo!
01:11:42Over!
01:11:44Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:01beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah...
01:12:10Tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:33Hmm.
01:12:34From...
01:12:34whole mates...
01:12:35to soul mates.
01:12:39Emmett.
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah.
01:12:49He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:13:01pool.
01:13:02Th-that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't wanna hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42Mmm, I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10But you could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I wanna play with you.
01:14:23I don't wanna be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, Perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I wanna be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:36Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You wanna mess with me?
01:16:45You wanna mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:50who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:20I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:38And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:42And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:53But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Is there anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:46Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But...
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8pm.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14How pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:23:27but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:23:44Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, ma'am.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah. I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:13Woo$%!!
01:25:14Woo!
01:25:15Woo!
01:25:15Woo$%!!!!
01:25:22All I do is rip away
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