00:02.
00:07It's my first real day of work and I have decided it's my alpha day.
00:11Your what?
00:11Did you get nothing from Wolf of Wall Street?
00:13New person, get in here.
00:15I need to make a big impression.
00:17Do any of you consumer and retail experts know what Yarn Barn is?
00:22Are you into crafting?
00:23Do I look like I'm into crafting?
00:25No.
00:25Correct.
00:27You are the assistant to a celebrity stylist.
00:30Were you just checking me out?
00:31What?
00:32No.
00:33It's too bad.
00:34This is our sexual harassment training.
00:35Hands off your co-workers.
00:37Now sign this saying that I trained you or you're fired.
00:39Yes ma'am.
00:42Oh my god.
00:43You gotta chill out and not come on too strong.
00:46Not tonight pervert.
00:48Davis?
00:49Why did you do that?
00:50Why are you following me?
00:52I'm not, I'm walking home.
00:53Oh my god, my eyes.
00:55What happened to you?
00:56I just met the woman of my dreams.
01:00Josh, if you want the job so badly, why don't you just call your dad?
01:04He owns the network.
01:05Your dad knows so many celebrities.
01:07Wait, why is there a photo missing?
01:09I think he'll beat the charges, but why risk it?
01:11Dad, stop.
01:12Guys, I hate med school.
01:14It's not a human.
01:16It's just a piece of meat.
01:17Kel, we can all hear you.
01:20This is very awkward for us.
01:22Don't you want me to wake up?
01:25Good evening, gentlemen.
01:26This party's insane.
01:27If you'll excuse me, I see at least 15 ladies I need to talk to before my beta blocker wears
01:31off.
01:32You have a crush.
01:35I can't have sex with a co-worker, let alone my boss.
01:38Well, can I have sex with him? He's so hot.
01:40Abby.
01:42People are either productive or dead weight.
01:45If you're not steamrolling someone, you are getting steamrolled.
01:50If you're not willing to sacrifice everything for this job.
01:54My co-workers, they don't take me seriously.
01:56What have you done?
01:58The exit is right there.
02:02Someone bring a gurney.
02:03In you go.
02:07If anything goes wrong, I will kill you.
02:14Come on, hop on. Eat sea style.
02:17We can start with the oysters.
02:20Aren't you crazy allergic to shellfish?
02:21You saw how proud she was.
02:23Ain't one little guy is fine.
02:24Are you okay? You're like very sweaty.
02:27What did you do?
02:29Oh, I don't know. Tried to be a gentleman.
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