00:00This is the story of Francois Crutchfield.
00:03Hold up.
00:04This is my story.
00:06I'm gonna tell it.
00:08My name is Francois Crutchfield.
00:10But everybody calls me Crutch.
00:13Crutch, Crutch, Crutch.
00:14Crutch, Crutch.
00:15I live in Harlem.
00:16I've got two grown-up kids and two beautiful grandkids.
00:21What have you done to my children?
00:23I'm making them New York tough.
00:25Who hurt you?
00:26Which would be great, except for one thing.
00:28I thought, till I got on my feet, I could just stay in the upstairs apartment.
00:32My marriage is probably ending, and me and the kids have nowhere to live.
00:34They all move back in with me.
00:37And that's when we take over.
00:39You're the youngest.
00:40I'll do the talking.
00:42Hey, you two.
00:43I already let you back in my house.
00:45Now beat it.
00:46You need a hug?
00:47You need a fist?
00:51Pay attention, kids.
00:52Y'all getting your first lessons in the do's and the don'ts of riding the subway in New York.
00:56Oh, look, a cat!
00:58No, baby, that's not a cat.
01:00We call those subway cats.
01:01And if you see a dollar bill on the floor, don't pick it up.
01:04They stopped finding money.
01:05It was good luck.
01:06It's a trick.
01:07That's how they caught Martha Stewart.
01:09How you like me now?
01:12Let me tell you something, son.
01:13I respect you.
01:14But living here cannot be your long-term plan.
01:16How did you turn down a gig making 250 grand?
01:21Being a corporate lawyer was killing my soul.
01:23Money can't buy you happiness, dad.
01:24Money can't buy you happiness, but it can get you so close, you won't even know the difference.
01:29Crutch, you know, we got a lot of experience of dealing with grown kids that's never ready to leave the nest.
01:37You need anything.
01:38I do have one question.
01:40Well, we didn't mean right now.
01:44You changed that Wi-Fi password again?
01:45Your password now is 9.99.
01:48Ten bucks.
01:49What's the password?
01:50Oh, he told you.
01:519.99.
01:52How you like me now?
01:55How you like me now?
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