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00:00:03Leona Sherwood, come home with a husband next week, or I will pick one for you.
00:00:08Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:00:10Bring the girl and the wand to me, or I am going to sell your little sister off.
00:00:15This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:00:17I'm going to have some fun.
00:00:19You sure about this marriage thing?
00:00:21Now, where is my wand?
00:00:24It's complicated.
00:00:25He's been lying this whole time.
00:00:27I need to tell her the truth.
00:00:29You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:00:33I can get it back.
00:00:34No, we're both going to go get it.
00:00:37I can't trust him, but my gut tells me this time it might be different.
00:00:43End of the line, witches.
00:00:44You would rather die, but let you take the whole life.
00:00:47Get away from her.
00:00:51Eric!
00:00:53Now you're free.
00:00:54I don't want to be free.
00:00:57I want to be with you.
00:00:59I want to be with you.
00:01:27Jesus!
00:01:28Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:01:32Oh, please.
00:01:33Don't be such a child.
00:01:35Do you still have the wand of light?
00:01:46See?
00:01:47The all-powerful magic heirloom?
00:01:49Still safe and sound.
00:01:51No, you should be more careful.
00:01:53The wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:01:58And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:02:04But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:11Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:02:13The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:02:17Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:02:21I know.
00:02:23Sorry.
00:02:24You are the guardian of the wand of light, Leona.
00:02:28And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:02:35Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39Mom, no, please don't.
00:02:41Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:02:46Mom, please.
00:02:47Understand?
00:02:50Don't worry, Mom.
00:02:52I'm the responsible daughter.
00:02:54Remember.
00:03:02Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:03:04This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:03:10For two more nights.
00:03:12Fuck my responsibility.
00:03:15I'm gonna have some fun.
00:03:30That would be $25.
00:03:33I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:03:37Right.
00:03:39It's on the house.
00:03:58There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:04:06Where the hell are you?
00:04:08I'm in Vegas like I said it would be, old man.
00:04:10Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:04:13Remember your mission.
00:04:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:04:21debts.
00:04:21You mean your debts.
00:04:22Quiet.
00:04:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:04:27You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:04:30Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:04:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:04:40Dad, see what he's just a kid.
00:04:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:04:45Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:04:48Do you understand?
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:50I understand.
00:04:52Good!
00:04:53And you, keep practicing.
00:04:55You sound god-awful.
00:04:58The heartless fucking bastard.
00:05:14It's two of us.
00:05:16You're saying you don't remember me.
00:05:18Who remembers shipping it as dumb teams anyways?
00:05:21No way.
00:05:22Totally.
00:05:23I love that show.
00:05:24I watched it when I'm sitting at, like, 2 a.m.
00:05:27This is one of my favorites.
00:05:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves, but I think it's one of the best ones.
00:05:32Really?
00:05:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:05:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:05:44The wand of light.
00:05:47So it does exist.
00:05:49Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:05:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55We're witches.
00:05:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:05:59Why can't you love?
00:06:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:06:04Lili Collins.
00:06:08Eric Phillips.
00:06:10Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:13He's hot.
00:06:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:06:15I deserve a little fun.
00:06:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:06:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:06:22Maybe I'll see you there.
00:06:23Maybe.
00:06:42Okay, Svenson.
00:06:44Don't fuck this up.
00:06:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:07:01Excuse me?
00:07:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:07:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:07:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:07:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:07:11I know exactly who you are.
00:07:27You know who she is?
00:07:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:07:43You nervous?
00:07:45Not at all.
00:07:47You can always vote, you know.
00:07:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:07:53Not a chance.
00:07:55I'm here to win.
00:07:57You sure?
00:07:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:02I am very focused.
00:08:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:08:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:08:14I call.
00:08:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:08:18But don't worry.
00:08:20I'll let you go another round.
00:08:22Once I beat you.
00:08:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:08:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:08:56Do you want me to stop?
00:09:13Let him watch.
00:09:15Give him a shower.
00:09:27Wait, please don't stop.
00:09:31Use your words.
00:09:33Tell me what you want.
00:09:34I want your tongue inside me.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38That's a good girl.
00:09:45Eric.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:49Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:09:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:09:57No.
00:09:58That was from him.
00:10:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:10:10Beginner Lux.
00:10:11Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:10:14No can do.
00:10:15I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:10:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:10:30It is very nice.
00:10:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:10:45You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:10:52Hmm.
00:10:53It's very distracting.
00:10:56Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:11:01I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:11:13Eric, there are people.
00:11:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:11:20I should stop.
00:11:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:11:23I knew you were right before.
00:11:25I'm not who I say I am.
00:11:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:11:32But I am...
00:11:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:11:36For once in my life, I...
00:11:38I just want to forget about everything.
00:11:42Just live in the moment.
00:11:44And I think you...
00:11:46can help me do that.
00:11:54Remove the camouflage.
00:11:56I want you to see you.
00:11:59The real you.
00:12:01But then you'll know who I am.
00:12:04I already know who you are.
00:12:06The real you...
00:12:08wants to let go.
00:12:14No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:12:17He really wants me.
00:12:19The real me.
00:12:20Fuck.
00:12:23You are gorgeous.
00:12:26I want you, Eric.
00:12:29I need you.
00:12:34Spread your legs for me.
00:12:39Keep your eyes open.
00:12:43I want you to watch yourself come
00:12:46all over my fingers.
00:12:52Keep your eyes open.
00:12:58I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:13:00They can't if you stay quiet.
00:13:03Keep your eyes open
00:13:04or I'll stop.
00:13:09That's a good girl.
00:13:11Look down at my head.
00:13:17Oh my god.
00:13:19They hurt me.
00:13:20They can't.
00:13:21Just relax.
00:13:23I can't, Eric.
00:13:27It's okay.
00:13:27Don't think.
00:13:30Just tell.
00:13:31Tell me anything.
00:13:33So good.
00:13:35But I need more, Eric.
00:13:40You feel so good.
00:13:42I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:13:47So I'm going to make you come.
00:13:49I'll get you there.
00:13:52I'm going to go down.
00:13:53I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:13:56Five.
00:13:58Four.
00:14:00Three.
00:14:02Two.
00:14:26I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:14:29in front of other people.
00:14:31I think this is your floor.
00:14:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:14:41at eight o'clock
00:14:43if you decide that you want more.
00:14:46See you there.
00:14:56How does he know what floor I was on?
00:15:03So you've told me all about your wild sister
00:15:06and the things that she's done.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:09What about you?
00:15:10Me?
00:15:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:15:15The boring one, if you will.
00:15:18And I do what I'm supposed to do
00:15:20with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:15:23I don't believe you.
00:15:24I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:15:27Oh, come on.
00:15:30Come on.
00:15:32It's Vegas.
00:15:33Let me be your bad influence.
00:15:35Just for tonight.
00:15:38So, any bad ideas?
00:15:45Just one.
00:15:52What are you doing?
00:15:53Mm.
00:15:54Oh.
00:16:09No games.
00:16:11Just fuck me already.
00:16:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:16:14Consider me wooed.
00:16:16Then we could take it slow?
00:16:17Well, your lips say one thing.
00:16:19But your body says something else.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:32Wait.
00:16:35Shit.
00:16:36I almost lost my cool.
00:16:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:16:41Oh, my God.
00:16:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:16:44That was so embarrassing.
00:16:46This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:16:47That was way too much.
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50You're never too much.
00:16:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:16:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:16:57Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:59Tonight's about you.
00:17:00Remember?
00:17:00Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:17:03Do something that you want to do.
00:17:05Something no one would expect.
00:17:08Maybe he's right.
00:17:09I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:17:15For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:17:20She spotted the chapel.
00:17:22Just like I planned.
00:17:26So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:17:30It's only temporary.
00:17:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:17:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:17:37So, are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:17:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:17:41Ah!
00:17:43Come on!
00:17:46Let's go!
00:17:52You nervous?
00:17:55Just, never been married before.
00:18:04Uh, it's my sister.
00:18:05I need to take this.
00:18:06Oh, yeah.
00:18:07Take your time.
00:18:08Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:18:10Hey, mama.
00:18:11Let's get some flowers for you.
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:12Let's do it.
00:18:14You need to come home.
00:18:15Now.
00:18:16I can't.
00:18:17Secret.
00:18:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:18:19He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:18:23He looks at me weird.
00:18:24It really freaks me out.
00:18:25You were my big brother, E.
00:18:27I need you.
00:18:28Here.
00:18:29Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:18:30But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40Is everything okay?
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:18:48You, uh, you sure about this?
00:18:51It's only temporary.
00:18:53Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:59Let's go.
00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:16Let's go.
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:22We'll be unbreakable.
00:19:23But she doesn't know that.
00:19:24And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:19:28Is your sister okay?
00:19:30Is something wrong?
00:19:33Nothing's wrong.
00:19:34We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:19:37What could possibly be wrong?
00:19:40All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:19:44Let's get this show started.
00:19:46Woo!
00:20:03Shh.
00:20:13this is it i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world
00:20:19if i leave now i could use it to take control away from my father
00:20:24set secret and eye free
00:20:32but i already betrayed her once
00:20:37so
00:20:51so
00:20:53so
00:20:57so
00:21:16Off to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:21:18Be back soon.
00:21:29It's only temporary, okay, and old magic is weak.
00:21:32The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:21:35Hmm, that's weird.
00:21:38The mark should have worn off by now.
00:21:48So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:21:53No, it's complicated.
00:21:57Complicated, or distracted, you were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind
00:22:03her power to this family, not to play house.
00:22:07You're a Svensson.
00:22:08Act like one.
00:22:09Eric is a Svensson?
00:22:12I married my family's worst enemy?
00:22:15I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:22:17Then stop hesitating.
00:22:19If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:22:24So hurry up, and marry the Sherwood girl, and then bring her to me!
00:22:30Idiot!
00:22:38He's been lying this whole time.
00:22:46I need you to tell her the truth.
00:22:49You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:22:52You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:57I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you!
00:22:59You still lied to me, Eric!
00:23:01You knew I was a Sherwood from the start!
00:23:03That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:23:05Okay, I did, but that was before we did-
00:23:07Why before?
00:23:08Before you decided to mess with me?
00:23:10Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:23:13I'm not trying to ruin your family, I'm trying to save mine!
00:23:15Oh, I know all about you, Svensons!
00:23:18All you do is lie, and cheat, and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:23:23I should've caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:23:28The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade! Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:23:34The hand fast wasn't a trick! Not that part! Not with you!
00:23:39It doesn't matter, Eric. You will never, ever get the wand!
00:23:45Lily, what?
00:23:47When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:24:05So, that didn't happen.
00:24:08My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:24:12Then a month went by, then, well...
00:24:20See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:24:23It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:24:26Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:24:33Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:24:39Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:24:47I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:25:08Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:25:11The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:25:17No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:25:21I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:25:50Who are you?
00:25:51What do you want with the wand of light?
00:25:54Nothing.
00:25:55I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:26:00Payday?
00:26:01Someone sent you?
00:26:02Who?
00:26:03I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:26:06Sorry, sweetie.
00:26:08Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:26:24Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:26:27You're in over your head.
00:26:30I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:26:34Suit yourself.
00:26:39Suit yourself.
00:27:03Get off me! She has the wand!
00:27:06I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:27:11No!
00:27:15You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:27:18Who are you?
00:27:24The hand fast mark.
00:27:29Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:27:34What are you doing here?
00:27:36Well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you
00:27:41were more into bondage.
00:27:42I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:47Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:27:50Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:27:54How did you even find me?
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:58What?
00:27:59You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:28:02Maybe.
00:28:04Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:28:08Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:28:14here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:28:18Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:28:20Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spinsing schemes?
00:28:24I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:28:31Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:28:36hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:28:38Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:28:42No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:28:45I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:28:47It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:28:54I can get it back!
00:28:57Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:29:01I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:29:05the divorce spell.
00:29:06Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:29:10I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:29:14But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:29:23No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:29:28It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right. So I don't let the wand fall into
00:29:34the wrong hands.
00:29:35And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:29:40the entire world?
00:29:42Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:29:46God, I hate when you call me that.
00:29:48Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:56Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:30:02You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:30:06Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:30:10We'll see.
00:30:16Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:30:21That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:30:25Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:30:30four days.
00:30:31Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags. Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:30:42After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:30:48Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:31:08You imagined a car here?
00:31:10This isn't just any car.
00:31:18This is Bessie.
00:31:20You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:31:26roof?
00:31:27I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:31:33I could go by myself. If you trust me not to throw it away.
00:31:38Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:31:45Then your chariot awaits.
00:31:48Wife.
00:32:07Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:32:23You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:32:26Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:32:31That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:32:36Why don't you just let me drive?
00:32:38Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:32:43What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:32:45No. I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:32:49My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:55The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:58Your family has issues.
00:33:00Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:33:03Was this your plan all along?
00:33:05Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:33:10divorce?
00:33:11Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:33:13Yeah. Okay.
00:33:27You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:33:33even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:33:40I promise, no funny business.
00:33:44Pinky promise.
00:34:04Good night to you two.
00:34:07Uh
00:34:10Ah
00:34:11Ah
00:34:20In Vegas
00:34:22You said you had a sister, right?
00:34:26Yeah
00:34:28Sigrid
00:34:30She didn't ask to be a Sphinxen
00:34:32She's different than us
00:34:35Better
00:34:36Not like you?
00:34:38No
00:34:41Not like me
00:34:42But you already know that
00:35:34Good morning, wife
00:35:37I told you
00:35:38Not to call me
00:35:55You were saying something?
00:35:58What?
00:36:01How did you know I was awake?
00:36:04The husband always knows
00:36:12Well, if you don't mind
00:36:14I'm gonna shower
00:36:18No peeking
00:36:23Cross my heart
00:36:25Hope to die
00:36:33I need to get a grip
00:36:35Some washboard abs and a cocky grin
00:36:38Aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:36:41I just
00:36:41Need this one time
00:36:45To take the edge off
00:36:53I remember
00:36:54I remember
00:36:54He touched me like this in Vegas
00:37:09Look
00:37:09I'm so close
00:37:16That's it, Lily
00:37:18Be a good girl
00:37:19And go for a minute
00:37:27Are you ready?
00:37:33Eric
00:37:48You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:52I don't need to look
00:37:53To know what you were doing
00:37:55Well, I'll think you won't mean
00:37:57God, you are so full of yourself
00:38:00Do I know what I heard?
00:38:02Say another word
00:38:03And I'll turn you into a frog
00:38:07Were you thinking about that time
00:38:09In Vegas
00:38:11Where I ate you out
00:38:12In the shower
00:38:14And you came so hard
00:38:15You almost crushed my skull
00:38:17Between your thighs
00:38:19I think about those times a lot
00:38:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:38:49You still haven't even told me
00:38:50What you won't go on for yet
00:38:52It's on a need-to-know basis
00:38:54Oh
00:38:56Don't you think I need to know?
00:38:58I am your wife, after all
00:39:00Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:39:02Funny how you only remember that
00:39:04When it's convenient for you
00:39:05I remember every time I think about
00:39:07How badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:39:08So all I am is a mistake
00:39:10If I remember right
00:39:11You're the one that suggested
00:39:13That we get hand-fast married
00:39:14Obviously that was before I knew
00:39:16About all your bullshit and lies
00:39:19Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:39:22But in mine, it's huge
00:39:24See?
00:39:25There you go again
00:39:26Always worried about what your family wants
00:39:27It's never about what you want
00:39:29I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:39:32If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:39:35Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:39:38That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:39:42You ever think of that?
00:39:44Spoken like a true Spinson
00:39:46Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:39:48Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:40:09I'm gonna get some coffee
00:40:10It's being dark
00:40:11You really think you should be alone?
00:40:12So now that we're married
00:40:14You think you have to babysit me too?
00:40:20Fine, just don't take too long
00:40:25You got her in the car or what?
00:40:27Who?
00:40:28Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:40:30The little Sherwood witch you married
00:40:33Forgot to tell me about
00:40:35You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:40:38You did a good job of hiding it
00:40:39I'll give you that
00:40:40Maybe you are my son, after all
00:40:43Huh?
00:40:43What's the end game here?
00:40:45You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts
00:40:48What does she have to do with it?
00:40:49Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:52I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:56When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:41:00And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:41:05So you just want to use her
00:41:07Like you use mom
00:41:08Like you're using your own daughter
00:41:10This is not a request, boy
00:41:12Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name
00:41:17Your magic, everything
00:41:18And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:41:33This isn't right, the trail should still be here
00:41:37Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:41:39Yeah, thank you
00:41:40Wait, how did you know my...
00:41:43You
00:41:47But the map said that...
00:41:49That's cute
00:41:50You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:58That wand is mine
00:42:03Not anymore, it's not
00:42:04And sadly, my employers need your powers too
00:42:07Employer?
00:42:11Hold still
00:42:12This will only hurt a bit
00:42:14No, stop, stop
00:42:22Get away from her
00:42:28Eric, the wand
00:42:42My magic
00:42:43She took half of my magic, Eric
00:42:46You're okay, I got you
00:42:47You're okay
00:42:48You're okay
00:42:51You don't understand
00:42:52The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:55What did she want with my powers?
00:42:57Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:43:01She can't have gone far, won't find her
00:43:02Lay low for now
00:43:04Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe
00:43:07Okay
00:43:17Hey, hey, hey
00:43:18Look at me, look at me
00:43:20You're okay
00:43:20You're okay
00:43:21Just breathe
00:43:22I got you
00:43:23You're safe
00:43:25I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:43:29I'm not gonna let that happen
00:43:31Not while I'm breathing
00:43:44I still hate you
00:43:49If you hated me
00:43:51You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:53This doesn't change anything
00:43:56It's only scratching an itch
00:43:58Once we get the wand
00:44:00And we do the divorce spell
00:44:01Now we forget each other existed
00:44:08Is that what you want, Lily?
00:44:11You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:44:14You want to forget
00:44:15I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:44:18Who can make you feel this way?
00:44:24Eric
00:44:28Wait, wait
00:44:34We can't do this
00:44:38This is what goes wrong between us
00:44:39We can't make that mistake again
00:44:41We have a job to do, Eric
00:44:43Let's get the wand
00:44:44That's it
00:44:46And then what?
00:44:48You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:51We do the divorce spell
00:44:53And we never see each other again
00:45:26Smells like fresh baked pastries
00:45:28It's cinnamon
00:45:31Old magic
00:45:35I should have known
00:45:36It's a satyr's inn
00:45:39That spell
00:45:41A lumen and habitus smell
00:45:44It's woven into places like this
00:45:46Where it comes
00:45:48You mean orgies
00:45:51Satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:53In the lone world
00:45:54It lowers any fear
00:45:57Doubt
00:45:58Shame
00:45:59Grants of your deepest desires
00:46:01Without any fear of
00:46:04Judgment
00:46:06Or
00:46:07Consequences
00:46:14You don't
00:46:17I'm trying not to
00:46:29I'm trying not to
00:46:36The spell
00:46:38Doesn't create desire
00:46:40It lets go of the lies
00:46:43It tells us what we really want
00:46:45What I want
00:46:46What I want doesn't matter
00:46:47It matters in here
00:46:50Tell me what you really want
00:46:53You can say goodbye
00:46:55And go our separate ways
00:46:57Or you can tell me you want this
00:47:00You want me
00:47:03Tell me to stay
00:47:05Tell me to stay
00:47:07Stay here
00:47:08Please
00:47:09God what is this
00:47:12Is this just the magic
00:47:14Oh
00:47:17It's not the spell
00:47:19It's freedom
00:47:22You can hear the outside world
00:47:24It doesn't matter
00:47:24Just you
00:47:26And me
00:47:28I shouldn't want this
00:47:30I know
00:47:34I shouldn't be doing this
00:47:38Or this
00:47:40To be able to share with
00:47:42To the most respected family
00:47:44Of the whole rich world
00:47:46You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:48This fucking sexy
00:47:50To mine
00:47:52You're with the ear
00:47:53To the Sherwood family
00:47:57Who are you?
00:47:59I want you
00:48:00Eric
00:48:01I need you
00:48:05Tell me who you are
00:48:07Really
00:48:09Close
00:48:14But not quite
00:48:16Tonight
00:48:18Tell me who you are
00:48:20Your wife
00:48:45This doesn't change anything
00:48:47I know
00:48:49We can have tonight
00:48:50And then tomorrow
00:48:52We go back to who we are
00:48:53On the outside
00:48:54Sure
00:48:55I'll go back to being my bad self
00:48:57And you can go back
00:48:58To pretending to be
00:48:59A good little witch
00:49:01Excuse me
00:49:02Don't deny
00:49:03Lily share what Sven said
00:49:05I know what kind of door
00:49:07I know any thoughts you have
00:49:10I don't
00:49:13It's okay to be bad
00:49:15You don't have to pretend
00:49:19I don't, huh?
00:49:24You know just because
00:49:25I have half my magic
00:49:26Doesn't mean I can't play
00:49:27With you for tonight
00:49:40Now you're gonna sit there
00:49:42Like a good
00:49:44Little witch
00:49:51And I'm
00:49:52And until
00:49:53Ever
00:49:54I
00:49:56Want
00:49:58To you
00:50:03I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:50:05Close your eyes
00:50:09Eric, you're so good
00:50:11For being such a bad boy
00:50:14I'm
00:50:16Being properly motivated
00:50:19Not to move
00:50:22See how long it takes you to break
00:50:24For you I could stay here forever
00:50:26Pretty to think so
00:50:29Why don't we test that little theory?
00:50:32We're playing a dangerous game
00:50:34All you have to do
00:50:38Is admit that I win
00:50:41I'll let you fuck me
00:50:42I'll even
00:50:45Let you come wherever you want
00:50:50You can come here
00:50:53Or here
00:50:56I'll even
00:50:57Let you come in here
00:51:00God
00:51:02Come on
00:51:04I know you wanna
00:51:05Just admit
00:51:07I'm right
00:51:09Fine
00:51:11You win
00:51:13Oh, what was that?
00:51:15You hurt me
00:51:17Oh
00:51:25So what's my prize?
00:51:30I could
00:51:32Torture you
00:51:33Like you did me
00:51:35But I wanna be inside you
00:51:38I wanna feel you
00:51:39Squeeze me tight
00:51:41And take me to bed, husband
00:51:47Call me that again
00:51:50You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:53Yeah
00:51:54Fuck me
00:52:03Tell me a story
00:52:06Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:52:09Or I've got a story about
00:52:11My pet goat, Gilmore
00:52:13And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:52:17Or the story about
00:52:18How my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:52:21Using only redimates
00:52:24I already know about your family
00:52:29I wanna know about you
00:52:32What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:52:35You want the insider info
00:52:37Mm
00:52:37Mm
00:52:38You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:52:40You gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:43Growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:53Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:56All fun and rainbows?
00:52:58Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:59That's not true, Eric
00:53:01There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:53:05My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:53:09And next year, I will be the head witch in charge
00:53:14Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:53:15Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:53:17Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:53:23Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:53:27Because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born
00:53:31I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:53:34I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:53:38I couldn't be tired
00:53:39I couldn't be scared
00:53:41I couldn't be angry
00:53:42One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:46If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up
00:53:50It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:55I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:58I'm glad you did
00:54:01Your turn
00:54:03Growing up with Svinson was a little different
00:54:08The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments
00:54:12I guess it's good
00:54:15At least I was first in something
00:54:18I didn't care about disappointing him
00:54:20I just wanted to get away from him
00:54:23I had it all planned out
00:54:24When I turned 16
00:54:26I'd leave, change my name
00:54:28And the Svinson bloodline would die with me
00:54:30My mom died when Secret was born
00:54:35My dad used her against me
00:54:38Every day since
00:54:45I'm so sorry, Eric
00:54:46I shouldn't have asked
00:54:51It's okay
00:54:52Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:56We are the shadows
00:55:00All you do is shine
00:55:11He always asks me what I want
00:55:16What do you want, Eric?
00:55:20You'd hate me if I told you
00:55:23I mean, more than you already do
00:55:27I don't hate you
00:55:30I never did
00:56:06Eric, something's wrong
00:56:08Dad's got visitors
00:56:10A bunch of old guys
00:56:11I don't know who they are
00:56:12He made me play piano for them
00:56:14Like some kind of dress of doll
00:56:16It's like freaking me out
00:56:23Eric
00:56:24Are you safe?
00:56:31For now
00:56:33All those weird old men lived last night
00:56:36And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:56:39Don't let anyone in
00:56:40If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:42Just
00:56:43I know
00:56:44I'll just do what he says
00:56:47I always do
00:56:49I'm so sick of this E
00:56:50What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:53I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:55Alright
00:56:56Look
00:56:57I'm close to getting the wand of life
00:57:00The wand of light?
00:57:02Like
00:57:03The one from the fairy tales?
00:57:05You can't tell that secret
00:57:07When I get the wand
00:57:09You ready for my call?
00:57:11I have a plan
00:57:12I barely know basic spells
00:57:16I don't know
00:57:16You can
00:57:18I know you can
00:57:20When the time is right
00:57:21You'll be ready
00:57:48Filling up Bessie
00:57:49Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:58:00Oh my god
00:58:02Why do you and mom always do that?
00:58:05A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:58:08I was just in the middle of thinking
00:58:10Yeah
00:58:11And going by your aura
00:58:12I can guess about who
00:58:13Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:58:16Oh yeah
00:58:17Well you and your little aura reading
00:58:19Can go jump in a lake
00:58:20Oh
00:58:21Aren't we feisty this morning
00:58:23Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:58:25Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:58:29I know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:58:32I'm fine, Effie
00:58:34I know all about Eric Spenson
00:58:36I'm not stupid
00:58:38And when we get the wand back
00:58:39You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:42We will
00:58:43And when we do
00:58:45We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:46This mark will be gone
00:58:49I'll go home and
00:58:51Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:56It's not fair, you know
00:58:58I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:59:01Because it's not like I can change it
00:59:03But it's not
00:59:06It's just the way it goes
00:59:07Right?
00:59:08There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:59:11And be a good heir
00:59:15Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:59:19That's fine
00:59:21It's what it means to be a sure what
00:59:23Just remember
00:59:25Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:59:28Alright
00:59:30Whatever you say, sis
00:59:31You know best
00:59:34I know
00:59:35Give everyone a hug from me
00:59:38Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:48Last night was the last time
00:59:50After today, we're done
00:59:53If I say that enough times
00:59:55Maybe I'll finally believe it
01:00:05I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
01:00:09My family's magic is dying
01:00:11My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
01:00:14But he holds most of the power
01:00:16And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
01:00:18That's how he controls us
01:00:21That's how he controls us
01:00:22If I could use the wand just once
01:00:24I could take his power away from it
01:00:27I'm not trying to ruin your family
01:00:28I'm trying to save mine
01:00:29It's the only way that we can be free
01:00:34That's what you meant by trying to save your family
01:00:38I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:39I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:41And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:44Just once
01:00:45And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:47Get a divorce
01:00:49Leave you alone
01:00:50Forever
01:00:51Have I learned
01:00:52Why didn't you tell me
01:00:55Why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:57Maybe things could have been different
01:01:00I would have asked you to stay
01:01:03It's a nice idea
01:01:05But our families have been at war
01:01:07Since the beginning of time
01:01:09Maybe if we were different people
01:01:12Give different lives
01:01:15This would have worked
01:01:17Maybe we can
01:01:19Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:01:22A witch can hope
01:01:30What?
01:01:32Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:01:35Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:48Wait, I'm driving
01:01:50Pull over
01:02:03Look at that, look at that
01:02:10You have got to be kidding me
01:02:18End of the line, witches
01:02:28No!
01:02:41Eric!
01:02:47No!
01:02:50No!
01:02:52No!
01:02:54No!
01:02:56No!
01:02:58No!
01:03:00No!
01:03:01No!
01:03:02No!
01:03:04No!
01:03:04No!
01:03:07Now's not a good time, old man
01:03:08Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:03:12You...
01:03:14You...
01:03:15You sent the shadow thief?
01:03:16Of course I sent her
01:03:17Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:03:21No!
01:03:22No!
01:03:25No!
01:03:27No!
01:03:28No!
01:03:28No!
01:03:28No!
01:03:31Demons are very expensive, you know
01:03:34But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:42Souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:47Ha ha ha!
01:03:51Ha ha ha!
01:03:57You said you needed her alive
01:03:59The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:04:01I've reconsidered
01:04:03Once I have that wand
01:04:04I will be the most powerful witch alive
01:04:08Debts won't matter
01:04:09The stupid Sherwoods won't matter
01:04:12And as for the girl, well
01:04:13I don't need her breathing to use her power
01:04:16I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:04:21Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:04:25You're welcome
01:04:28Go to hell, old man
01:04:40Take it!
01:04:43No!
01:04:46This all will be delicious
01:04:48I can take dad's magic
01:04:56End him
01:04:57Finally be free
01:05:03Get off my wife!
01:05:11You'll pay for that witch!
01:05:25This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:05:32Hey, I've got you
01:05:34You didn't run
01:05:36You're kidding?
01:05:37I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:44Eric!
01:05:45You can't get rid of me that usually
01:05:47No, no, no, no, no
01:05:48Stay with me!
01:05:49Eric!
01:05:50Oh my God!
01:05:52Eric! No, no, no, no, no
01:05:53Stay with me!
01:05:54Oh my God!
01:05:56I can't save you! I don't have my powers!
01:06:00Why didn't you run?
01:06:02You could've saved yourself!
01:06:05I've been saving myself
01:06:06My whole life
01:06:09I thought I'd try something new
01:06:12You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot
01:06:16Yeah
01:06:19But I'm your idiot
01:06:27You took a divorce spell
01:06:29I had a promise
01:06:32Now you're free
01:06:35I don't wanna be free
01:06:38I don't wanna be free
01:06:41I don't wanna be with you
01:06:43Just keep secrets safe
01:06:45Safe from my father
01:06:47Safe from all of it
01:06:51You know
01:06:52Those days in Vegas
01:06:56Were the best three days of my life
01:06:58Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:07:03I love you
01:07:05I love you too
01:07:08I love you, I love you
01:07:11Eric
01:07:14No!
01:07:18I love you
01:07:35I love you
01:07:36The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:46Please, please, please
01:07:59Please, please
01:08:01Eric, please
01:08:09Leely
01:08:10Eric
01:08:12You absolute moron
01:08:15You absolute moron
01:08:19Be gentle
01:08:20Well, I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:08:24You're alive.
01:08:26That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:08:31I thought I was doing something noble, something cool.
01:08:34The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:38My mom used to say that the wand's user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:42I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:46What did you want?
01:08:48You.
01:08:52Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:55You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:09:04Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:09Maybe you could say it again?
01:09:13I love you, Eric Spenson.
01:09:18That's my girl.
01:09:38You ready for one last stop?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:10:04I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:10:09Now, where is my wand?
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:13You're supposed to be dead.
01:10:15Wow.
01:10:16You weren't kidding.
01:10:17He really is evil.
01:10:19I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:10:22It's impossible.
01:10:23There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:10:24There's always a loophole, old man.
01:10:29I'm gonna go to the church.
01:10:31You ungrateful brat.
01:10:33How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:35Really, dad?
01:10:36Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:40You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:48You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:50Your magic's gone.
01:10:52Forever.
01:11:05Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:11:10That is an order.
01:11:13You can handle it from here, right?
01:11:15His powers are gone.
01:11:16It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:11:20You ungrateful little brats.
01:11:22Both of you will pay for this.
01:11:23You will both pay for this.
01:11:29Yeah, yeah.
01:11:30Talk soon, pups.
01:11:31We're gonna hit the road.
01:11:32I said get back here.
01:11:34I said get back here.
01:11:36Get back here.
01:11:37Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:55So, where to now?
01:11:57Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:12:01Yeah.
01:12:02But there's something I want to do first.
01:12:05That sounds ominous.
01:12:08Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:12:12Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:12:23Well, we better hurry.
01:12:25We're gonna take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:12:28wedding chapel of love.
01:12:30I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:12:32I sure hope so.
01:12:34But if we're gonna get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:39So, is there anything you want to come clean about now, soon-to-be-again husband?
01:12:45There is one thing.
01:12:49You might want to buckle up.
01:12:51We're about to go super speed.
01:12:53Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:57You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:59You know me so well, soon-to-be-again wife.
01:13:05Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:13:09And not because of some spell or because it's your duty, but because you want to.
01:13:18Yes, I will.
01:13:29Ready?
01:13:31Hell yeah.
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