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00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:29Please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:49Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:55Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:37Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45You understand?
00:01:48Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:05I know.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:28That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34Right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:39Yes.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:01Yes.
00:03:02Yes.
00:03:03Yes.
00:03:03Yes.
00:03:05There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:05Yes.
00:03:06Yes.
00:03:06Yes.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said, it would be a place.
00:03:08old man hey don't you get smart with me you little shit remember your mission seduce the sherwood
00:03:15heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts
00:03:20you mean your debts quiet it's bad enough that i have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an
00:03:27embarrassment to the spenson name now if you don't marry the sherwood girl like i told you
00:03:32i am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife dad secret is
00:03:40just a kid when i want your opinion i will ask for it until then you shut up and do
00:03:46as i say do you
00:03:47understand yeah i understand good and you keep practicing you sound god awful heartless fucking
00:04:13bastard
00:04:13it's two of us you're saying you don't remember me who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways no
00:04:20way totally i love that show i watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m this is one
00:04:26of my favorites
00:04:27it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves but i think it's one of the best ones really i
00:04:33never
00:04:34begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light so it does exist maybe i'm just jaded it's hard to believe that love like that
00:04:51actually exists in real life why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world why can't true love
00:05:00i am lily by the way lily collins
00:05:07eric phillips nice to meet you lily collins damn he's hot and i'm in vegas i deserve a little fun
00:05:16wow eric phillips i'll be in the poker room tonight maybe i'll see you there maybe
00:05:42okay svincent don't fuck this up
00:05:58eric motherfucking svensson excuse me you ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me and
00:06:04you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened i think you've got me confused with someone
00:06:08else don't gaslight me spenson i know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is i think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous not at all you can always fold you know i'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance i'm here to wait you sure seems like your focus is somewhere else oh i am very
00:07:04focused
00:07:07are you guys done making google eyes at each other or what you're full of
00:07:12shit phillips i call yeah there is no way that you have this but don't worry i'll let you go
00:07:20another
00:07:21round once i beat you actually i think i'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29eric
00:07:49i have wanted to do that since i saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53eric everyone can see do you want me to stop
00:08:03oh
00:08:12so let him watch give him a show
00:08:29Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:08:38good girl
00:08:49Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do. I have
00:09:16a date
00:09:17With a very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present Eric Phillips? It is Vegas
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm
00:09:54It's very distracting
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00To send me that little vision during our game. I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14Eric there are people and if you're quiet, they won't see you. I
00:10:21Should stop
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go. No, you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36For once in my life, I... I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42Just live in the moment
00:10:44And I think you
00:10:47Can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:10:59The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:07The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18He really wants me
00:11:20The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:23You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you, Eric
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:11:59I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:05We're all stuck
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my hand
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:21I can't
00:12:22Just relax
00:12:25I can't, Eric
00:12:27It's okay
00:12:29Don't think
00:12:31Just tell
00:12:33Tell me how you can
00:12:34It's so good
00:12:36It's so good
00:12:36But I need more, Eric
00:12:42You feel so good
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come
00:12:51I'll get you there
00:12:53I'm going to go down
00:12:55I'm going to want you to scream my name in your phone
00:12:57Five
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00:13:04Three
00:13:05Three
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00:13:08One
00:13:08Five
00:13:09Five
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00:13:29Five
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00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:46Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:14:55No.
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:38I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey, you're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:38So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:43Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:13Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set secret and eye free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:37What the fuck is?
00:19:41What the fuck is doing?
00:20:07Let us be up in 60 seconds.
00:20:07Where are we going?
00:20:19Off to get more chocolate strawberries
00:20:21Be back soon
00:20:32It's only temporary
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:20:37Hmm, that's weird
00:20:40The mark should have worn off by now
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:58Complicated
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:02You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06And bind her power to this family
00:21:08Not to play house
00:21:09You're a Svensson
00:21:11Act like one
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:15I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am
00:21:20Then stop hesitating
00:21:22If the rumors about the wand of light are true
00:21:25We might catch an even bigger prize
00:21:27So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30And then bring her to me
00:21:32Idiot
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth
00:21:53You lying piece of cool shit
00:21:56You didn't want me
00:21:56You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric
00:22:04You knew I was a Sherwood from the start
00:22:06That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:16I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons
00:22:22All you do is lie
00:22:24And cheat
00:22:24And steal to get whatever you fucking want
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table
00:22:29But your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:32The hand fast, Mark
00:22:33It'll fade
00:22:35Just like you
00:22:36Just like whatever this was
00:22:37The hand fast wasn't a trick
00:22:39Not that part
00:22:40Not with you
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand
00:22:48Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric
00:22:52I will never have to see you again
00:23:08So, that didn't happen
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:17Then a month went by
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:27It's all fun and games
00:23:29So there's a full moon
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:51I tried calling
00:23:53Texting
00:23:55Texting
00:23:55Sending flying monkeys
00:23:56Nothing
00:23:57Not a single word
00:23:59From my beloved husband
00:24:01For half a year
00:24:12Yes
00:24:12I still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:15The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:24:19Was bad enough
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too
00:24:25I just need one night
00:24:28To sleep without
00:24:31Thinking about him
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand
00:25:04Payday?
00:25:05Someone sent you
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie
00:25:12Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back witch
00:25:31You're in over your head
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand
00:25:39Suit yourself
00:25:43Suit yourself
00:25:51What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me
00:26:09She has the wand
00:26:11I got the wand
00:26:12I'll get the rest later
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand
00:26:22Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast, Mike
00:26:33Hello, wife
00:26:34Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage
00:26:43Do a little role-playing
00:26:44But it looks like you're more into bondage
00:26:46I didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:48Shut up
00:26:52You should be thanking me
00:26:54I did just save your life
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tall-faced motherfucker
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you
00:27:15Then you ghost me for six months
00:27:17And now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:21And try to take my wand
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentance schemes
00:27:28I just, I need it
00:27:31Okay, it's, it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:27:38Not yet
00:27:39But he knows about the wand
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world
00:27:46Or worse
00:27:47No, worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever
00:27:57And that's your fault
00:27:59I can get it back
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it
00:28:03But just give me one more chance
00:28:06I can get the wand back
00:28:08Take care of what I need to take care of
00:28:09And then I'll do the divorce spell
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance
00:28:14Please
00:28:15I can't trust him
00:28:17I shouldn't
00:28:19But my gut tells me
00:28:21This time
00:28:22It might be different
00:28:29No
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:36To set things right
00:28:37So I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:40And you really think after Vegas
00:28:42I would let you go alone
00:28:43To find the most powerful magical object in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair
00:28:49Uh, whatever you want
00:28:50Lily
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that
00:28:54All right
00:28:55I'll call you wife
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want
00:28:59Eric
00:29:00Husband
00:29:01Daddy
00:29:02Shut up
00:29:03Don't call me wife either
00:29:04After we get this wand
00:29:05We will do the divorce spell
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul
00:29:12Yeah
00:29:13You're not gonna sweet talk your way into my pants again
00:29:15Eric
00:29:16We'll see
00:29:21Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell
00:29:24So we have to track its trail
00:29:27That's a ten mile radius
00:29:28We'll never find the wand inside that circle
00:29:30Well, with the tracking spell
00:29:32I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long though
00:29:35We'll have like three or four days
00:29:38Well, lucky for you
00:29:39I already packed your bags
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell
00:29:54Cross my heart
00:29:56Hope to die
00:30:14You imagicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car
00:30:24This is Bessie
00:30:26You really expect us to track down
00:30:28The most powerful, magical object in the world
00:30:31In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable
00:30:40I could go by myself
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you
00:30:47I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits
00:30:55Wife
00:31:15We've been driving all day
00:31:16And she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30You're Svensson
00:31:32You don't play house with Sheryl's
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away
00:31:41Plus it's getting dark
00:31:42We need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:52Jesus
00:31:53No
00:31:53I mean literally
00:31:55No one else can drive Bessie
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:32:05Your family has issues
00:32:08Finally
00:32:08Something we can agree on
00:32:10Was this your plan all along?
00:32:12Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil
00:32:15So I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:21Yeah
00:32:21Okay
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38More than you already have
00:32:39Then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you
00:32:48I promise
00:32:49No funny business
00:32:52Peek your promise
00:33:12Goodnight to you too
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:38She didn't have to be a Svensson
00:33:40She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:44Not like you?
00:33:46No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:06I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:07I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:07I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:07I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:07I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:07I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:08I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:08I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:09I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:09I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:10I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:11I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:11I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:11I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:12I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:14I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:18I don't want to be a Svensson
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:45I told you not to come.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:24That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:42Eric!
00:36:46Eric!
00:36:48Eric!
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:28I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:04Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:18So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:55You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wombs is mine.
00:41:13Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:21Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric
00:41:57You're okay, I got you
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13She can't have gone far, won't find her
00:42:14Lay low for now
00:42:15Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe
00:42:19Okay
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey
00:42:30Look at me, look at me
00:42:31You're okay, you're okay
00:42:33Just breathe, I got you
00:42:35You're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill
00:42:39Help me, Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01If you hated me
00:43:03You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05This doesn't change anything
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch
00:43:10Once we get the wand
00:43:12And we do the divorce spell
00:43:14And we forget each other existed
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30Who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric
00:43:39Wait, wait
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:43:47We can't do this
00:43:48We can't do this
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric
00:43:56Let's get the wand
00:43:57That's it
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:03We do the divorce spell
00:44:05And we never see each other again
00:44:36We can't do this
00:44:39Smells like fresh baked pastries
00:44:41Cinnamon
00:44:44Old magic
00:44:48I should have known
00:44:50It's a satyr's inn
00:44:53That's spelled
00:44:54A nomenin habitus smell
00:44:57It's woven into places like this
00:44:59For couples
00:45:01You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:07In their own world
00:45:07It lowers any fear
00:45:11Doubt
00:45:12Shame
00:45:12Grants of your deepest desires
00:45:16Without any fear of
00:45:18Judgment
00:45:19Or
00:45:21Consequences
00:45:28You don't
00:45:31I'm trying not to
00:45:41You don't
00:45:43I'm trying not to
00:45:50The spell
00:45:51The spell
00:45:52Doesn't create desire
00:45:54It lets go of the lies
00:45:57Tells us what we really want
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter
00:46:01It matters in here
00:46:04Tell me what you really want
00:46:06You can say goodbye
00:46:08I go our separate ways
00:46:11Where you can tell me you want this
00:46:14You want me
00:46:17Tell me to stay
00:46:22Stay here
00:46:23Please
00:46:24Please
00:46:25God what is this
00:46:27Is this just the magic
00:46:28Oh
00:46:32It's not the spell
00:46:34It's freedom
00:46:36In here the outside world
00:46:38Doesn't matter
00:46:39Just you
00:46:40And me
00:46:43I shouldn't want this
00:46:45I know
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53Or this
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:57To the most respected family
00:46:59Of the whole rich world
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03This fucking sexy
00:47:05To mine
00:47:07You'd love the ear
00:47:09To the share with family
00:47:12Who are you
00:47:13I want you
00:47:15Oh Eric
00:47:16I need you
00:47:20Tell me who you are
00:47:23Lily
00:47:24Close
00:47:29But not quite
00:47:31Tonight
00:47:33Tell me who you are
00:47:35Your wife
00:48:01This doesn't change anything
00:48:03I know
00:48:05We can have tonight
00:48:06And then tomorrow
00:48:07We go back to who we are
00:48:08On the outside
00:48:10Sure
00:48:11I'll go back to being
00:48:12My bad self
00:48:12And you can go back
00:48:13To pretending to be
00:48:14A good little witch
00:48:16Excuse me
00:48:17Don't deny
00:48:19Lily
00:48:19Share what's been said
00:48:20I know I'm kind of
00:48:22Dork
00:48:23Naughty thoughts
00:48:24You have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28It's okay to be bad
00:48:31You don't have to pretend
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know
00:48:40Just because I have
00:48:41Half my magic
00:48:41Doesn't mean I can't
00:48:42Play it with you
00:48:43For tonight
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58Like a good
00:48:59Little witch
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:07And until
00:49:09Ever
00:49:10I
00:49:12Want
00:49:14To you
00:49:18I don't remember packing that lounge, right?
00:49:21Close your eyes
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27For being such a bad boy
00:49:31I'm
00:49:32Being properly motivated
00:49:36Not to move
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever
00:49:43Pretty to think so
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game
00:49:50All you have to do
00:49:54Is admit that I win
00:49:56I'll let you fuck me
00:49:58I'll even
00:50:01Let you come wherever you want
00:50:06You can come here
00:50:09Or here
00:50:12I'll even
00:50:14Let you come in here
00:50:17God
00:50:18Come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22Just admit
00:50:23I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me
00:50:34Oh
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could
00:50:49Torture you
00:50:50Like you did me
00:50:53But I want to be inside you
00:50:55I want to feel you
00:50:56Squeeze me tight
00:50:58And take me to bed
00:51:00Husband
00:51:04Husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:10Fuck me
00:51:20Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:26I've got a story about
00:51:29My pet goat, Gilmore
00:51:30And how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34Or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39Using only red images
00:51:40I know
00:51:41I already know about your family
00:51:47I want to know about you
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine
00:51:57You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:00Growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family
00:52:17That's not true, Eric
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:27And next year, I will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45Because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments
00:53:30I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was first in something
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out
00:53:42When I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name
00:53:46And the Svinson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her against me
00:53:56Every day since
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric
00:54:04I shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:18All you do is shine
00:54:30He always asks me what I want
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:38You'd hate me if I told you
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's got visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33Like some kind of dress of doll
00:55:35It's like freaking me out
00:55:41Eric
00:55:42Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:51All those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01Just
00:56:01I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:07I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen
00:56:13Alright
00:56:15Look
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:18The wand of light?
00:56:21Like
00:56:22The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:29I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:34I don't know
00:56:35You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right
00:56:40You'll be ready
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:19Oh my god
00:57:21Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung, aren't you sis?
00:57:27I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29Yeah, and going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:32Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Oh, yeah, well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way
00:57:51I'm calling Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:58You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:04We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes
00:58:27Right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:38That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a sure what
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48Alright
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:53I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sigurd just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:44I can take his power away from the bread
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56Trying to save your family
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:01And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04Just once
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:09Leave you alone
01:00:11Forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me
01:00:15Why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war
01:00:27Since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This is what it works
01:00:37Maybe we can work
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:30You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:44End of the line, witches
01:01:50End of the line, witches
01:01:53End of the line, witches
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:14I cannot do it!
01:02:18No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:35You set the shadow, Steve?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But, I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:04Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:29Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:02Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:47This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56I've got you!
01:04:57You didn't run!
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Eric, no, no, no, no, no!
01:05:16Stay with me!
01:05:17Oh my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:25You could have saved yourself!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:30My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:43But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be free.
01:06:06I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:11Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas,
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right.
01:06:22Let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:36Eric.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:06I love you.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:48You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:02My mom used to say that the wands user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You.
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:26About it.
01:08:27Uh.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:38I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:27ah there you are i knew i could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:34now where is my wand wait you're supposed to be dead wow you weren't kidding he really
01:09:43is evil i put a barrier around this whole house it's impossible there's no way you should
01:09:49be able to be in here there's always a loophole hold me in secret you ungrateful brat how dare
01:09:59you betray me like this really dad playing the family card after you almost sold me into
01:10:04child marriage you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man the magic's gone forever
01:10:31eric ordus spenson release me this instant that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right his powers are gone it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats well if you don't pay for this you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah talk soon pups we're gonna hit the road i said get back here i i said get back
01:11:01get back here get back here please don't do this you little
01:11:22so where to now should we go and drop off the wand of light yeah but there's something i want
01:11:30to do
01:11:30first that sounds ominous just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39leona sherwood are you asking me to hand fast marry you yeah i think i am here expensive
01:11:50well we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home and make it back in time to
01:11:54the
01:11:54hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love i wonder if they have the same Elvis i sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're gonna get hand fast married again no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now soon to be again husband
01:12:12there is one thing you might want to buckle up we're about to go super speed
01:12:20bessie could have been going super speed this entire time you didn't tell me to make our trip last
01:12:26longer didn't you you know me so well soon to be again wife
01:12:33leona sherwood will you marry me and not because of some spell or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes i will
01:12:57ready
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59you