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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
00:00:05Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:16Tanya, you're my best friend.
00:00:18How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
00:00:41You are going to throw away our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app.
00:00:49Our app.
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:00Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:05Let's go.
00:01:05Let's go.
00:01:05Let's go.
00:01:06Let's go.
00:01:08Let's go.
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:17Huh.
00:01:20No!
00:01:22What?
00:01:25Nothing left behind.
00:01:27Sorry I got over to us.
00:01:33What?
00:01:33Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:37Break up
00:01:47Yep
00:01:55My girlfriend
00:01:58Well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:00Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:03My boyfriend
00:02:07Ex-boyfriend
00:02:09Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:11Ouch
00:02:12How about I
00:02:15Buy us a drink
00:02:16And you can tell me about it
00:02:18Okay
00:02:21That's all this is
00:02:24Is an invitation for
00:02:25Something more
00:02:26Oh, of course not
00:02:28I would never take advantage
00:02:30Ma'am
00:02:33I'll have
00:02:34Two more of what
00:02:35Whatever she was having
00:02:36It's a heartbreak
00:02:45Finding true love
00:02:48Maybe a little bit
00:02:54I think a lot of what
00:02:55I think
00:02:57I really think
00:02:57Are you kidding me?
00:02:59You're anyone
00:03:02You're the one
00:03:04I hate you
00:03:04You're the one
00:03:05If you're the one
00:03:07I love you
00:03:07You're the one
00:03:08I love you
00:03:09I love you
00:03:10You're the one
00:03:10I'm sorry
00:03:11You're the only
00:03:12But I do
00:03:12I love you
00:03:12I love you
00:03:14I love you
00:03:14I love you
00:04:15Who's there?
00:04:21I hope you don't mind.
00:04:38And I raided your fridge.
00:04:40Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:46Um...
00:04:48We didn't...
00:04:50You know...
00:04:52With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:04:58Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:04Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:06I mean, you're very...
00:05:08You're a very attractive man.
00:05:10I'm Mr...
00:05:12Mr...
00:05:14Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Right, how could I forget?
00:05:20You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:24Your idea, not mine.
00:05:26Not mine.
00:05:34I almost forgot.
00:05:36Oh, sorry I...
00:05:42Wait, I...
00:05:44I thought you slept on the couch.
00:05:46I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:05:50I didn't say you felt the same.
00:05:52Sorry, I...
00:05:54I get a little flirty...
00:05:56When I'm drunk.
00:05:58I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:00By the way, there's a new dating app.
00:06:02Just came out called Love Swing.
00:06:04Oh, I...
00:06:06I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:08Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:10Especially that one.
00:06:11I mean, even the name...
00:06:12It just...
00:06:13You know...
00:06:14Oh, well, I...
00:06:15I...
00:06:16I...
00:06:17I...
00:06:18I...
00:06:19I...
00:06:20I...
00:06:21I...
00:06:22I...
00:06:23I...
00:06:24I...
00:06:25I...
00:06:26I...
00:06:27I...
00:06:28I...
00:06:29I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:31Because...
00:06:32I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:57I didn't press charges.
00:06:59Because you love me?
00:07:01I care for you.
00:07:02But no.
00:07:03I don't love you.
00:07:05We created an incredible app.
00:07:07Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, Elise.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:20Once I'm finished...
00:07:22You'll be mine.
00:07:23Forever.
00:07:24All...
00:07:25Mine.
00:07:26What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:27Can we please just talk?
00:07:28I want my best friend back.
00:07:29Too damn bad.
00:07:30I don't want to hear it.
00:07:31Now please, can you go?
00:07:32Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:33Reasonable?
00:07:34Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend.
00:07:35And...
00:07:36And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:07:37Lily, stop.
00:07:38Lily, stop.
00:07:39Lily, stop.
00:07:40Lily, stop.
00:07:41What do you want?
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:43What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47I don't want to hear it.
00:07:48Now please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and...
00:07:58And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:06Lily, stop.
00:08:08Stop.
00:08:09I love you and I know you don't want to hear this but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:14It's okay.
00:08:16Hey.
00:08:17Lily.
00:08:18Lily, I want you to be in love and...
00:08:21And I want you to be happy but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:39That jerk!
00:08:40He lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:01With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:07So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:12That's right.
00:09:13And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:21Love Swipe.
00:09:23That's perfect.
00:09:24Thank you for your time.
00:09:25And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:29How are the eggs?
00:09:30You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:31You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:32You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:33I never want to see you again!
00:09:35I need a drink.
00:09:36Mr. Wright?
00:09:37You're going to be a very rich man.
00:09:38You're going to be a very rich man.
00:09:39You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:44You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50I never want to see you again!
00:09:57I need a drink.
00:10:00Mr. Wright?
00:10:02You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:09And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:33And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:35But, just in case. Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:40All set, boss. Cameras in every room.
00:10:45Perfect. It's time for the contingency.
00:10:48The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:02I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:07Here's to you. Gorgeous. Whoever you are.
00:11:10I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:24I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her. Life's a dream.
00:11:32Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:35She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:38Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:42Lily, one day you're going to look back at this-
00:11:44No. If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:53Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:55What is?
00:11:56Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
00:11:58Oh my god. Are you serious right now?
00:12:00You're trying it.
00:12:01No the hell I'm not. Give me that back.
00:12:04You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:07Fine. Fine. I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:19No way.
00:12:20You can't pee.
00:12:33Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date-raped me.
00:12:43What?
00:12:44Here's the plan. So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:57Dustin?
00:12:58Find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:16Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:17Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:29What?
00:13:30Leave for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:40Look.
00:13:42Lily, you idiot!
00:13:44Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never ever...
00:13:46Dick, oh wait.
00:13:47I'm so, so sorry. I...
00:13:48Look, I Tick, what did you believe?
00:13:53der I really want you to speak to a real accent, if you didn't see the red tail,
00:13:55I would never really...
00:13:58Nancy – I want you to put it to be legislation to complete your yellow hair,
00:13:59Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:05I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:23Hey, come on.
00:14:29Well done, Dustin. She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:34This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:48Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:54Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at school.
00:15:04And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:09So I just make a run for it.
00:15:11When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:19That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no!
00:15:24Yup.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:28Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:30And I cried.
00:15:31And I cried.
00:15:32A lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but...
00:15:44Let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:57Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:19It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:41Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:01Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:08I hate dating apps.
00:17:10They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:13I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:16If we just-
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:34But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:40I'm sorry.
00:17:51No.
00:17:52No.
00:18:00My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:08One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:12And she attempted to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:25I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:27Can't believe that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings.
00:18:42But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:46And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with a-
00:18:56He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:18:58To his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10For sharing your past with me.
00:19:16For listening to mine.
00:19:28No.
00:19:42Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:50Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:53Getting the body moving.
00:19:54Feeling good.
00:19:56Wait.
00:19:57Are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:06No.
00:20:07I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:10What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:12I don't know.
00:20:13I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:15Oh, come on.
00:20:16You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:20Love swipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:23Absolutely nothing.
00:20:24At all.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26No, you're the bi-
00:20:31Gosh.
00:20:32I'm so sorry.
00:20:33I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:36What's dance?
00:20:38You can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:40Oh yeah, here we-
00:20:41This is it.
00:20:43Mama.
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:45See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:47I don't think you are.
00:20:48You're a little stiff.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:50Uh-oh.
00:20:51You're doing it wrong.
00:20:52Come in.
00:20:54Whoa.
00:20:56Whoo.
00:20:57Ohhhhh.
00:21:10Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:21Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:33Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:37You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:40I would never.
00:21:43Okay, here it goes.
00:21:47I dropped out of law school.
00:21:49I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm and
00:21:56they were horrible to me.
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:03I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:07Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:11I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:13And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:19What about you?
00:22:20Oh, you know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge.
00:22:35So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:41Yep, I work in tech.
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech.
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth.
00:22:58I work in, uh, for a startup.
00:23:09Very secret startup.
00:23:12Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:17Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:21Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:27Please.
00:23:28I promise.
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:37I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more to him.
00:23:41Dustin, you're up.
00:23:45All right, you two.
00:23:46I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:50First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:53Let's do you first, all.
00:23:55And her name's Lily.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58Lily doll.
00:23:59See what you got.
00:24:00Some one-two combos.
00:24:01Something in.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05All right.
00:24:05A little harder.
00:24:06Let's go.
00:24:07All right.
00:24:07Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:08Boom, boom.
00:24:09Good.
00:24:09Good job.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10Next, we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:12Hey, that's enough.
00:24:15You okay?
00:24:17Yeah, fine.
00:24:18Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:21All right, next.
00:24:21Bud.
00:24:22Come here.
00:24:23Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:26Uh, no.
00:24:29Not me.
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:34What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:36I don't know.
00:24:37This guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:39Jake!
00:24:44I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:47Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:49I'm your girl?
00:24:49Maybe.
00:24:55You good?
00:25:02Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:04I can't protect you.
00:25:06Is this guy's deal?
00:25:08I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:11There's something I need to show you.
00:25:12Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:13He's crazy.
00:25:19That was amazing.
00:25:22I've been training for years.
00:25:24It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:26but next time,
00:25:28ask if I need help.
00:25:48Let's get out of here.
00:25:49Date number four.
00:26:00Where's your bathroom?
00:26:02It's just right there.
00:26:13You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:16I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:19you're a trained fighter.
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:27Oh, yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:30Come here, and I'll show you.
00:26:50All my life, I was looking for a sign.
00:27:05Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:09Sometimes you can't see things when it in time.
00:27:13Seems.
00:27:13I wish you'd be a dream.
00:27:28You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:43It's yours.
00:27:46You can touch me.
00:28:00Hold on, hold on a second.
00:28:02It's okay.
00:28:04I want to.
00:28:07Please stop.
00:28:11What's wrong?
00:28:12I want you so much.
00:28:19I have to wait for the app.
00:28:22We have to wait for the app.
00:28:24Are you kidding?
00:28:25Screw that stupid app.
00:28:31The app isn't stupid.
00:28:33I'm sorry.
00:28:35I really...
00:28:36I just think we should wait.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:44Fine.
00:28:46I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:58That was totally up close for comfort.
00:29:02I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:07It's time for the contingency.
00:29:08What the hell?
00:29:09Where is she?
00:29:10What the hell?
00:29:11Where is she?
00:29:12What are you talking about?
00:29:13What are you doing?
00:29:14Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:15I...
00:29:16Lily, please.
00:29:17Just tell me where she is.
00:29:18Okay?
00:29:19Don't lie to me.
00:29:20I will end things right here.
00:29:21I won't even be mad.
00:29:22I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:23Okay?
00:29:24I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:25I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:26I've been cheated on before.
00:29:27Tell me where she is.
00:29:28There's no one here.
00:29:29Who are you talking about?
00:29:30I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:31I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:32I've been cheated on before.
00:29:33Tell me where she is.
00:29:34There's no one here.
00:29:35Who are you talking about?
00:29:36I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:37I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:58No.
00:29:59It was just here.
00:30:03What are you talking about?
00:30:05I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:30:11I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:18You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:23Really?
00:30:24I swear it.
00:30:26I'm sorry.
00:30:28I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:29I just...
00:30:30I can't go through that again.
00:30:32You won't have to.
00:30:38I promise.
00:30:47What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind.
00:30:51I want you.
00:30:53Right now.
00:30:55Or not esque.
00:30:57Oh...
00:30:58tracks my mind.
00:30:59You like me!
00:31:00Have you ever seen us?
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Let's take this one.
00:31:03OK when this was your name.
00:31:04I saw you like me.
00:31:05Hey, here is your comments.
00:31:07Oh, great.
00:31:08I was too excited.
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:10Oh, we're so excited to keep it in.
00:31:12Michael's mom's mumm probably toasted it to him from a homemade man.
00:31:16Can I get it?
00:31:18Let's get it.
00:31:19You got it.
00:31:20Let's shut it up.
00:31:21You're so excited.
00:31:22You got it.
00:31:23Jake, stop.
00:31:36Sorry.
00:31:39I'm sorry, I just...
00:31:42I really want to, it's just...
00:31:44I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:48And you know what?
00:31:50Love's Vibe is working.
00:31:51I think we should wait.
00:31:55Okay, yeah.
00:31:58We can wait.
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:03I promise.
00:32:09As soon as Love's Vibe gives us permission,
00:32:13you can have me.
00:32:16All of me.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:30Oh, no.
00:32:46So he's definitely not a...
00:32:51A date rapist?
00:32:51No.
00:32:52I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:54He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:32:58You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:03But yeah.
00:33:04Yeah, I do.
00:33:05What does he do for work?
00:33:07He's in tech.
00:33:07Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:11There...
00:33:12There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:21I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:23I'm joking.
00:33:24Yeah, you're being an ass right there.
00:33:25I'm just...
00:33:26Exceeds small.
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine.
00:33:35Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:40Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:45I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:46and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:49My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:51You mean those two?
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:33:56They...
00:33:57Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:03Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright, you're 30 under 30.
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech.
00:34:21I told you.
00:34:22My friends...
00:34:25They received an envelope with documents
00:34:28saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:34What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't let him...
00:34:37Okay.
00:34:40I'm...
00:34:41I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:43But that's because I trust you,
00:34:45and you have to promise
00:34:46not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:49Okay, I promise.
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:53I'm, uh...
00:34:54I started a...
00:35:00I started an app.
00:35:05And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:09And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:10looking for backing.
00:35:14I'm sorry.
00:35:15Do you believe me?
00:35:16Of course, I believe you.
00:35:19Just...
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:32Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:35Oh, she's gonna get it.
00:35:36What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like, your parents pay your rent,
00:35:55or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:35:57but just not as rich as a super-rich tech guy?
00:35:59All I can say is...
00:36:02if this app takes off,
00:36:04I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:05You got this.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:13That's so crazy.
00:36:13It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:16Actually, it's perceived intuition
00:36:18is machine learning
00:36:20from thorough scrapping
00:36:22of social media platforms.
00:36:24How do you know that?
00:36:27Just a guess.
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:31Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:33There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:35Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:42I gotta be.
00:36:44We should get out of here.
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you,
00:36:51Lily Niblock.
00:36:53Prepare for heartbreak.
00:36:54So, how does this work again?
00:36:59The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:01and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:05Nervous.
00:37:06But excited.
00:37:08That's it, true.
00:37:10So, you ready?
00:37:11Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:14Jake, are you sure?
00:37:16Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:17Ask about his job.
00:37:23So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes.
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:31Um, two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:38and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:42Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep, just like that.
00:37:48Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:50Well, um...
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Yep.
00:38:03There isn't anything you could tell me
00:38:05I wouldn't understand.
00:38:08I'm falling for you.
00:38:11And I trust you, okay?
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Nope.
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm...
00:38:41I'm not.
00:38:42I'm not.
00:38:42I swear.
00:38:43I swear.
00:38:45Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so.
00:38:50And are you attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes.
00:38:55And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:59I...
00:38:59Yes.
00:39:01I'm ready to find love.
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:08Lily, what's...
00:39:09What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:12Jake, I promise.
00:39:13I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:15Sorry, that's...
00:39:19Not doing what you said.
00:39:20You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:23I'm sorry.
00:39:24I'm sorry.
00:39:25Please, what are you doing here?
00:39:52I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:39:55So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:11Oh no, nothing.
00:40:13That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:19I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:22So, after a day or so I downloaded the app and I matched with someone and Jake, you were
00:40:34right.
00:40:35What do you mean?
00:40:36I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:40The app works and I'm proof.
00:40:43I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:45Great.
00:40:46Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:49Well, what about you?
00:40:53Have you matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh, yeah.
00:40:58Yeah?
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Tell me about her.
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly, it's...
00:41:05Things aren't going that well.
00:41:09Well, you don't...
00:41:11You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:17You were right.
00:41:18All along, Jake.
00:41:19I just don't know anymore.
00:41:24Well, I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:34I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:37We really did make something special together.
00:41:50Okay, just because me and my match are having issues, I'm falling in love with her.
00:41:58And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:01I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:03I'm so sorry.
00:42:04You're...
00:42:05You're right.
00:42:06You know, we're in love with other people, and I need to respect that.
00:42:12I'm sorry.
00:42:23We got you, Jake.
00:42:25Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:29I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:37All men are liars.
00:42:39And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:42I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:44I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:47Screw you, Tim.
00:42:48Five minutes ago?
00:43:01That asshole!
00:43:02That asshole!
00:43:03Get you.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05Lily.
00:43:06It's so good to see you.
00:43:07Okay, what's going on?
00:43:08Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:09No, of course not.
00:43:10Then where is she?
00:43:11Who?
00:43:12Don't gaslight me!
00:43:13I'm not crazy!
00:43:14I...
00:43:15I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:16Okay, I promise.
00:43:17I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:18Liar.
00:43:19You're lying to me.
00:43:20I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:21What video?
00:43:22No, no, no.
00:43:23This can't be happening again.
00:43:24Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:26Just what I thought.
00:43:27What?
00:43:28I'm not being a liar.
00:43:29You're not being a liar.
00:43:30You're not being a liar.
00:43:31I'm not being a liar.
00:43:32You're not being a liar.
00:43:33You're not being a liar.
00:43:34You're not being a liar.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36I don't believe you're not being a liar.
00:43:38Then where is she?
00:43:39Who?
00:43:40Don't gaslight me.
00:43:41I'm not crazy.
00:43:42I- I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:43Okay, I promise.
00:43:44I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:45Liar.
00:43:46You're lying to me.
00:43:47I-I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:48Just what I thought.
00:43:50You know, traditional trace malware.
00:43:52So it's not hacked?
00:43:56You did get an email
00:43:58and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:01because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:07Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:10That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:13and she is a brilliant coder and hacker.
00:44:18But also extremely unstable.
00:44:24But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:33But then she...
00:44:35She kissed me.
00:44:37Just for a moment.
00:44:41But in that moment,
00:44:43I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:48That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:44:57You lied to me again.
00:45:03Take right...
00:45:04You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:07Lily, I...
00:45:08Lily, if we stop.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13You are.
00:45:14Will I see you again?
00:45:15I don't know.
00:45:17All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:24Lily, wait.
00:45:26Lily!
00:45:27Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:37Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:42You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:52What?
00:45:54No, I...
00:45:58True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:01This can't be happening.
00:46:07Come on, Jake, please pick up.
00:46:10Jake.
00:46:11Lily?
00:46:13I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:16See, man.
00:46:17Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:20Why are you saying that?
00:46:22Clearly we have some issues, and if I'm being honest, I want a sexier woman who is super intelligent and ready for a real love.
00:46:29Jake, wait!
00:46:33I can't believe him!
00:46:38True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:42Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:44Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily, might I say. Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice. God damn!
00:47:05So, uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:10Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:16Excuse me?
00:47:18I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:20No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:24Sorry, I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:29Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake.
00:47:36Hey, wait.
00:47:38Tonight's the night.
00:47:40I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:43And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:47I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:49Hey, wait.
00:47:51Let go of my arm.
00:47:53Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:47:57I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:00I love Jake.
00:48:03I love Jake.
00:48:05And I need to go right now.
00:48:07Hey, not so fast.
00:48:08fuckin'
00:48:12Headset boss me, you creep!
00:48:15Jake.
00:48:18No, Jake, wait.
00:48:32it seems. Really? Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh
00:48:38day. Please let me explain. No, there's nothing to explain. You got cheated up on your asshole
00:48:45boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me. We were unmatched. I called you and you broke it off.
00:48:54You humiliated me. Stop lying to me, Lily. I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying
00:49:01to my face. I'm not lying to you. Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead. I only
00:49:14went out with him to get back at you. And when I saw him, when he kissed me, I realized the
00:49:24only person I wanted to kiss was you. Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:31You're saying that all that happened today, that I called you and we unmatched and I broke
00:49:40up with you. Why would I lie about that? It's not safe. We got to go, Lily.
00:49:46Jake, you're scaring me. What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:48Trust me. We need to go right now. Okay. Let's go.
00:49:53This is my parents' cabin. They moved overseas, so it's all mine now. I come here when I want
00:50:04to get away from everything.
00:50:06I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:08No cell phone service. No internet. It's just us here.
00:50:17Okay, Jake, I need you to explain. Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods? Please don't
00:50:22make me regret this.
00:50:26Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about? Belize?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:33There's something I need to tell you. The day I, uh, broke up with her.
00:50:44If you miss you, I'll kill! I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her. What she said, what I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:50:58It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:05I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:09She sounds unwell.
00:51:15Wow.
00:51:17You look so beautiful, Lily.
00:51:21You look very handsome.
00:51:24You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:32Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:35What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:39Come with me.
00:51:39Then I'll show you.
00:51:44Here.
00:51:49Ready?
00:51:49Ready?
00:51:50Ready?
00:51:50Ready?
00:51:50Ready?
00:51:50Ready?
00:51:51Ready?
00:51:51Ready?
00:51:52Ready?
00:51:52Ready?
00:51:53Ready?
00:51:53Ready?
00:51:54Ready?
00:51:59It's been a crazy day.
00:52:01And I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:04Me too.
00:52:07Jake, I, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:12You know, on the seventh date,
00:52:16Love Swipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:24To what?
00:52:25To be with each other.
00:52:30Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:34Put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:43The silence underneath your flame.
00:52:47Cut the chords around me as I speak your name.
00:52:51It's never gonna be the same.
00:52:54Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:52:57Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:52:58Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:53:00That's not all in vain.
00:53:10This ends now!
00:53:13No!
00:53:14I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:16I am going to win Jake back, even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:33Last night was...
00:53:35I know.
00:53:46We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:52If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:53:58Don't worry about me.
00:54:00Nothing could keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:33You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:38Vanguard, bitch.
00:54:42To love.
00:54:43And to love swipe.
00:54:47Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:54Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:54:57It's where our first date was, it's so sweet.
00:55:00Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:03Want me to walk you back?
00:55:05You guys need to calm down.
00:55:07I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:16What?
00:55:17What you want me to do?
00:55:18Even if you want to follow this from the castle where you can find some new
00:55:29you're missing the castle and theinnen if you need to be touched, you might be the one who's going to be the one who's up to the castle.
00:55:34So, if you've got a place, you've got a place for your favorite fortress, you're just going to leave it.
00:55:35Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:50I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:52Tim.
00:55:54Tanya.
00:55:56You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:59I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:03Touche.
00:56:03Have you seen Lily?
00:56:07Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:10It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:14She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:23Lily!
00:56:24Lily!
00:56:40Police.
00:56:41It was you.
00:56:43It's always you.
00:56:47Where are you, police?
00:56:52My cabin.
00:56:59Lily.
00:57:00You made me hurt her.
00:57:02I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:12I just want to Jake back.
00:57:14But then he fell for you.
00:57:16I couldn't have that.
00:57:18He never loved you.
00:57:20Do you even know who I am?
00:57:22His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:23I was his partner.
00:57:27His closest collaborator.
00:57:29On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:33You still don't get it to you, you little slut.
00:57:36Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:39Jake is the creator of this.
00:57:40Let it go, police.
00:57:41I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:46Dustin!
00:57:47Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:49We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:53That's why I brought backup.
00:57:55Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:04Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:12Jake, he came to me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:17You might go.
00:58:20Not so fast!
00:58:24Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:26Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:28You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:31Now step.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:41Here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:43I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:46to tell Lily here
00:58:47how you've been lying to her
00:58:49your entire relationship
00:58:50or
00:58:51I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:54in her head.
00:58:57Got it?
00:58:59One.
00:59:00Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:02Two.
00:59:04Jake.
00:59:07Three!
00:59:08Wait!
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Please.
00:59:13I'll tell her.
00:59:14Don't toy with me, Jake.
00:59:16Not.
00:59:17I promise.
00:59:20She's right.
00:59:23Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:25We collaborated.
00:59:25We made
00:59:27dating apps together.
00:59:30What?
00:59:31Last month,
00:59:32we created
00:59:33our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:37Loveswipe.
00:59:38I created the app
00:59:40that we've been using
00:59:41this entire time.
00:59:43So you...
00:59:43you lied to me?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:49You manipulated me?
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:53But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:55Because over the last week,
00:59:56I've realized something
00:59:57even more important.
00:59:58I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:06the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:12Show me how to find real love.
01:00:13I trusted
01:00:15what we created, Belize.
01:00:18But I was wrong.
01:00:21I don't care
01:00:22that we didn't match.
01:00:25I matched with you
01:00:26before we even had the idea
01:00:28for Loveswipe.
01:00:30You're my best friend.
01:00:33My confidant.
01:00:36My lover.
01:00:36You are a
01:00:39brilliant,
01:00:41beautiful,
01:00:42and powerful woman.
01:00:45I need to tell you something that
01:00:46I've been afraid
01:00:48to say up until now.
01:00:50Tell me.
01:00:52And I'm yours.
01:00:54I'm sorry.
01:00:55I did it again.
01:00:58Freeze!
01:00:59Hands so I can see them!
01:01:06I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:17You are a liar
01:01:18and a monster!
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:21How could you do this to me?
01:01:23I still love you!
01:01:25Jake can't.
01:01:27Lily.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:33I just needed to trust the app.
01:01:35in my heart.
01:01:38If you can forgive me,
01:01:40I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:42making it up to you.
01:01:46I love you.
01:01:49I forgive you,
01:01:51Jake.
01:01:52I forgive you.
01:01:53Oh, there he is!
01:02:06Cheers, Jake!
01:02:09Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:13I helped create this app
01:02:15because I believe everyone deserves
01:02:17to find true love.
01:02:18I use Love Swipe
01:02:22and for the first time in my life
01:02:25I found
01:02:26true
01:02:28undying love.
01:02:33So
01:02:34Lily Newbuck,
01:02:43will you do me the great honor
01:02:45of being my wife?
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:57Yes, Jake,
01:02:58my Mr. Wright,
01:02:59I will marry you.
01:03:00I will marry you.
01:03:00I will marry you.
01:03:02I will marry you.
01:03:05No, no, no.
01:03:24I will marry you.
01:03:25I will marry you.
01:03:26I will marry you.
01:03:28You and me,
01:03:28I will marry you.
01:03:29You're not, I'm here.
01:03:31I'm going to go to the end of the day.