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Eastenders 21St April
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00:00I
00:30has anyone seen my phone you don't need it today don't want to see your stupid phone
00:35can everyone um come into the living room dad i need my phone yeah yeah yeah yeah just um i've
00:40got to speak too much oh okay ravi what are you doing um look i i know i know i've
00:51been a bit of
00:52a mess recently yeah and um i just feel like it's having a bit of an effect on the sort
00:56um so do you
00:58have my phone just let it finish i just um no i just want to reset yeah and and and
01:05spend a bit of
01:06time together so i've called the school and i've said you're not well and i've messaged the car lot
01:12because you know what's one day we can we can shut out the world we can we can play games
01:17and watch
01:17films and stuff okay i'm done yeah yeah yeah i guess why not okay
01:28cool you're happy to see you remember you've got your therapy today yeah yeah yeah i'll push it
01:34till later aren't you happy hey my family's all the therapy i need right now yeah
01:40yeah yeah yeah yeah let's squeeze it she don't even work here anymore who's that who'd you think
01:48your mouthy new saleswoman she's meant with firewall all this well what does it matter if she's selling
01:53cars all right she's out there now she's learning that rust fuck you bought no jane she's pulling a
02:00sickie done it two days in a row over text i'll tell you what i'm gonna do lauren yeah when
02:04you lose
02:04this bet i'm gonna sack her and i'm gonna love doing it yeah i'm coming we get going to sort
02:15the
02:15rust bucket out and just so you know when i win this bet which i will i'm gonna give her
02:20a pay rise
02:32right how bad is it then well i can get rid of all the rust but there ain't gonna be
02:38much car
02:39left if i do he's totally scammed me i reckon i can help though you literally just said it was
02:47a write
02:48stuff it is i mean i can help you get your money back huh right okay let's talk
03:00power suit for a powerful man do you know i think you've got this election all sewn up i do
03:09oh i like your outfits very um grandmother of the bride grandmother well i mean as in tasteful and
03:19classy yeah of course you do well i was expecting something more garish i was going to bring me
03:23sunglasses he's kidding i think anyway go on go and schmooze your socks off
03:37i don't know what you're smirking at you're just like a cheap accountant i'm so sorry guys
03:42you've been a mix up with the bookings i've only got one cab available i'll take it ladies first
03:47where's the lady uh please can we just stop this yeah you can't the same event all right i mean
03:53surely you could share yeah you know this is supposed to be a fun occasion to raise money
03:57for charity just leave the competition on the square fine
04:05i'm thinking i should have run for counsellor i've just seen ian and elaine heading off to a
04:10very swanky do i should have run for counsellor no comment on that sorry sorry is everything
04:21okay nugget did get back safe right yeah yeah it's fine yeah yeah there's something really going
04:31on with those guys and i feel like you're not telling me everything it's nothing all right okay
04:36so ravi acting all paranoid in the square yesterday with those like super intense eyes that's that's
04:42completely normal is it i think you're more worried about it than i am
04:49what even is that uh it's a face no no no no no no no talking i can see it's
04:53a face but mum what is it
04:54mum don't come on and that's time it's a goonies what the hell even is a goonie
05:01sorry sorry what it's only like reminding your mum's favourite film from the 80s babe do you
05:08remember we um we used to watch it like every sunday didn't we yeah i like you to sit and
05:13watch
05:13films every sunday yeah that's not alone look mate i i know you're upset with me yeah but i'm
05:21i'm trying okay i just want to have a good time yeah
05:28why don't we watch the goonies right now okay yeah well if we watch the film can i have my
05:33film please uh no your dad's right okay we're gonna go old school today you can watch it like
05:38we used to go on what hungover oh we weren't that bad this is a great idea uh can i
05:49get my phone i
05:49just want to check lauren hasn't the message about work i said no phones
06:02yeah all right get off that phone now and we can turn that off and i thought you said you
06:11had a
06:11headache it got better did it okay perfect so go get ready now take you down to school
06:17no school's already started now i'll just say a dentist or something who asked you
06:21hey he's only trying to help and we had a deal didn't we i let you stay off yesterday so
06:27long
06:27as you go in today i'm sick no you're not wait excuse me we're not done get in there and
06:32get
06:32dressed now i swear i'm gonna drag you down to school yeah ralphie moon bad jokes loud shirts and
06:40even louder misses yeah that's the one yeah no he said you could sort me out i need five maybe
06:48six
06:49motors by the end of the week yeah can you come by today to talk terms yeah brilliant it's uh
06:57it's
06:57nine turpin road great see you in a couple hours how is this gonna help well he's got your money
07:09so
07:09we get him down here and i persuade him to give it back to you but how are you going
07:13to do that i'm
07:14just going to talk to him you're just going to talk yes lauren trust me i've got this okay
07:21no no just leave it to me i'll do all the talking to you all right is that my new
07:26client out there
07:27oh what are you doing in it he's just helping with the classic cars oh no she's just warming up
07:31mate
07:32nice uh did you hear that mom and oscar had an argument this morning oh yeah he saw her without
07:37makeup and began calling the ambulance no it's not funny all right no no i'll sort it i'll talk to
07:46you
07:49do you want me to sort oscar out as well no because i can no thank you lexi open this
07:58door
07:58now or i swear i'm going to take away your phone any screen time you can kiss goodbye to any
08:01pocket
08:02money i don't care how shall i ain't gonna bring around remember where this is coming from
08:14lex um i'm sorry i'm sorry for shouting i i know you've got a lot going on all right but
08:22you
08:23need to go to school and if your dad was here or jade they'd be saying the exact same thing
08:28so
08:28please darling just just talk to me go away you ain't my dad
08:36no i totally agree with you and that is why the one question i always ask when i'm interviewing for
08:41a job is what does community mean to you and i'll tell you what without fail right if they are
08:48under
08:48the age of 25 they say the same thing social media are you being serious yeah i mean a swipe
08:54on the
08:54screen and that is their idea of community swiping in you're back on those dating apps
09:00no we were discussing the decline in community values amongst modern society
09:04oh well i know one thing that can sort that out in a heartbeat karaoke that your campaign promise is
09:11it karaoke well there's nothing like a good knees up to lift morale well this is why i like candidates
09:18like her in an election even if she can't run a council and certainly put a smile on your face
09:23do you know what darling you should try it sometime a quick blast of dancing queen
09:27might shake that broomstick out your jacksie
09:34okay that film absolute cinema bro come on wakey wakey oh what did i miss the whole film yeah just
09:45the best film of the 80s ask your brother i'll make my top ten
09:50uh do you know what i just feel like some fresh air why don't we go for a walk no
09:56no no we're
09:57we're fine here um plus i've i've told everyone you're sick yeah yeah yeah that's right um i'll
10:05just make some lunch with him where are you going it's not okay i'm happy not to be at school
10:18and
10:18that but like it's a bit weird no i think he just genuinely wanted to spend some time with us
10:24yeah yeah
10:26it's not sure they've seen him in a while yeah yeah it's good for him i'll go out and get
10:33something
10:33nice to eat okay do you want to take a look when did these go on last night
10:52uh i kept thinking uh over and over again uh how easily mark furler broke in that time and um
11:01well i know i've got enemies out there and um we can't be too careful coming back
11:10so did you work out are you right well in theory mate yeah but right now i'm paying
11:14that 80 pound a month for very expensive plastic cars hi i'm lauren bill you sold me that rust bucket
11:25and i want my money back no come on darling that car was sold as seen yeah well i didn't
11:31really see
11:32it did i just saw that grainy photo that you sent and then the description that was just a complete
11:36pack of lies no i've got disclaimers all over my website yes because you're a crook a crook no i'm
11:41an
11:41honest car dealer trying to make a living that's what i am you're making a living out of conning
11:44people like me you said it needed a little bit of tlc then it'll be right as rain that's what
11:49you said
11:49yeah well it's what it does it's what it does need no it needs a complete overhaul and you know
11:53it
11:53it's only fit for the scrapyard she's right mate cough up sorry about who are you i'm her boyfriend
12:02and this ain't about balance sheets or business deals this is about you pulling a fast one on the
12:07woman that i love and i'm not going to stand for it my friends and i are keen to back
12:15you in this
12:15election but please be careful that woman doesn't taint your campaign well lane she's okay ian you
12:24can't expect people to take her seriously yes she's fun yes she has the common touch the common touch she
12:33has no political experience whatsoever she's worked in pubs she runs a bnb it just won't work
12:43i think you're being really unfair on elaine yes she has been a publican most of her life which means
12:50she is perfectly positioned to understand the people she is hoping to represent and can i remind you it's
12:56not you and your friends who decide who wins this election it's the public well if she wins there's
13:03no hope for this burry
13:13so ian tell us about your campaign uh yes um well as i was um saying earlier when we were
13:19over there and
13:20um yeah look i'll get it all right if this was my missus i'll be defending her on her too
13:24okay fight
13:25my own battle it's okay honey i've got this do not call me honey do you see what you've done
13:31ray she's
13:32angry at you and she's taking it out on me yeah well listen i've got business partners to keep abby
13:36and that money's already spent look at her you are breaking up the greatest love story ever told here
13:41okay that's it just stay out of my business now ray if she leaves me over this i'm going to
13:45hold you
13:45personally responsible i don't know what you expect me to do mate just give me my money back sold
13:51as a scene all right okay fair enough sold as seen we understand
13:59but what you need to understand is how much pain i can inflict on you and your family mark
14:09see i've done my digging on you ray on your wife and on your kids two boys isn't you 15
14:19and 18. good age
14:22young men now probably go out on the streets and nights with their mates old enough to walk home from
14:29school on their own and this city can be a very dangerous place right night you look
14:38you are going to get her the car that she actually paid for
14:43and your boys make it home safely do you understand right
14:50yes yeah yes sir good off you go
14:58speak to you soon right yes that's it
15:08name the only country in the world whose flag isn't a rectangle wait i know this one what time
15:14did you move your appointment to today i don't know five right what's it man i swear it's like
15:21bhutan but birman someone like that bhutan it's not even a country bro of course it is is it
15:25it is you don't talk too much okay go on think you think you are gonna go though right it's
15:31a
15:31therapy i mean i think it would really help you well i can't protect us if i leave we don't
15:36need
15:36protecting yes what are you doing nepal what is it how did you get that did you see how can
15:42i see
15:43that man i don't know you cheated oh no i didn't yes you did i want to see this flag
15:47where's my phone
15:47how many times have i said no phones why can't they all get down there heads we're not leaving
15:54the flat we're not looking at our phones we're gonna sit down we're gonna eat budget we're gonna
16:00eat budget this is too much
16:09why is the door bolted what bolts listen i think we've we've had enough talking okay
16:16we're just gonna sit down we're gonna eat all right
16:30this should be the other way around you know i reckon you owe me a drink considering i just saved
16:36your skin try not to be so smug about it i'm just saying if i didn't step in you'd be
16:42a few grand down
16:43wouldn't you and i bet your old man would love that but i'm not saying that i don't appreciate
16:50good then i'll let you by the next round what you did you've threatened the blokes family
16:58you've got to speak their language lauren and what's this really about is it the boyfriend thing are you
17:05still mad about that please it's the least believable thing that you said
17:13he seemed to buy it though didn't he lauren lauren lauren lauren listen i just want to say i'm sorry
17:20all right darling i've just got off the blower to ray and now listen he said he didn't mean to
17:25scam
17:25me it was a genuine mix-up blah blah blah blah but good news your car's gonna be here first
17:29thing
17:30tomorrow hey look next time you send me someone dodgy you just give me a little bit of warning
17:36first well hold on a second sweetheart dodgy's a bit of a strong word okay think of him more as
17:39a
17:39i know happy opportunist okay dodge is good speakers you'll find oh yeah yes feel what kind of
17:47games you see if i was your fella that is how everyone would treat you yeah yeah that's right
17:52we're never gonna find out in it i'm just saying i reckon this partnership could be a good one though
17:59partnership mm-hmm well i'm the brains you're the grease monkey oh yeah you're the brains i reckon i
18:07could teach you a thing or two actually drink up there is something i want to show you
18:20lauren pick up the phone will you please i know you're out there hustling trying to win this bet but
18:25i've got no you no prayer and a car lot to run can't do it with me home so call
18:28me please
18:30prayer not working today no sick apparently not that i believe her i think she's telling
18:36the truth i'm not getting a viney all sort of so i think they're all sick
18:40what are all as bad as each other what they need is a ping pong back in their head not
18:48a fight
18:49absolutely good point uh gentlemen do you excuse me is someone i need to talk to
18:59you're very good at this no uh no barbed comments no stinging the tail no i'm really grateful for you
19:12sticking up for me with betty what's the face yeah she just can be a little bit stuck up at
19:17times
19:18they all are you know i'm beginning to think this politics thing ain't for me
19:25can i offer you a topper oh thank you i'll tell you what they're um they're not too bad once
19:34you
19:34get to know them do you want me to introduce you are you scared i might steal your contacts
19:40what's a little uh healthy competition amongst friends
19:47do you know what's great about that film sometimes they were scared but um you know they
19:55all stuck together okay and that's how they got through it deception that films about deception
20:04like criminals disguised as uh as pirates but they're trying to kill them like like the people
20:09like there that are trying to hurt us but but but but in here in here we're safe we're safe
20:15yeah
20:15here we're safe yeah yeah and we've had a good day haven't we
20:31why do you all look so scared we're not scared no no no we're not scared i'm not the
20:39problem i'm i'm not someone to be scared of i'm not around here baby i'm not niche i'm nothing
20:46i'm nothing like no no we know you know so can we agree that we keep the door locked so
20:50i'm coming
20:59okay
21:09okay
21:13okay yes it's me
21:16what happened oh do you know what we've all just we've come down with this it's horrible like
21:22vomiting bug things so so i don't want to come to the job i don't want to give it to
21:25you do you need
21:26a doctor no no no no doctors um we're fine yeah we're just sorry sookie
21:32are you okay yeah yeah yeah we were all right do you know what i just hear rivani being sick
21:39i've
21:39really got to go all right okay well can you just put your phones on please and just let me
21:43know
21:43you're all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah of course
21:49she's gone right yeah she's gone
21:54babe
21:57i don't want to feel like this anymore
22:08get a couple of them thumbs take away please
22:12cal
22:14you all right
22:16come here i am i couldn't get lexi off the scores today oh no bless her i know she's got
22:22a lot
22:22going on i really do but i can't just keep going around in circles with her you know the score's
22:27been on my case and she's just not listening it's like i don't even recognize her it won't be
22:31forever callum it's her age as well and what are there hormones all over the place
22:38she had a proper go up for you said i weren't her dad and i know i i know i'm
22:42not but right now
22:44i feel like i'm the closest thing she's got to one i just don't feel like i'm doing it right
22:49shut up of course you are lily's right and we're here we're family you know what they say
22:57takes a town to raise a child i'm going to do a favorite pasta and then bribe all these donuts
23:04hopefully bring around a bit yeah whatever why don't we come around too oh by yourself i don't know
23:10you don't need to have invitations when it's family sam julie
23:17what lexi she's feeling a little bit wobbly so we just said that we would pop over there for
23:22dinner later be nice you know having the people closest to her that she loves the most come i can
23:28pop round two if you like i mean i'm happy to talk to her about school julia i can't ask
23:33that of
23:33you've got enough on you honestly it's fine it'll be good to have eight that's it settle ten dinner at
23:38yours i mean you know there is someone that she will definitely listen to yeah that's phil
23:43isn't it yeah i don't know about that he hasn't exactly been very helpful with his school thing
23:47and i had a guy yesterday well you can ask can't you billy you're annoying
23:52fine fine i'll ask him well see you later then see you
24:00it's just like these uh sunday mornings we used to have isn't it lying in bed on two hours sleep
24:09watching movies
24:12all we had was a mattress on the floor but i always felt so safe in your arms and i
24:20still do
24:24are you you're doing a great job at protecting us
24:30look why don't i'm why don't i make us all a cup of tea yeah everything feels better with a
24:36cup of tea
24:39fine just help your dad on the sofa yeah maybe pick out another film we can watch it okay okay
24:46dad
24:48dad do you want to come and be yeah
24:52come on what are you looking for the keys and the new locks
25:12well i had no idea how sick he was it's just like the time he was in the pharmacy
25:18mom i got you dad where's that from
25:27what's that what's that dad
25:38a bit tighter
25:44perfect see you just changed the battery it's not that hard is it oh can't believe i'm about to say
25:51something so pathetic but if i've chipped the nail you're in trouble fine i'll get you a new set
25:56whatever you want
26:00i'll uh stick to nails and you stick to cars you know i can teach you the basics in just
26:07a couple
26:08of weeks you really think that i'm going to start fixing these things myself yeah lauren because the
26:13more you can do the more profit you can make and the stuff that i teach you you'll be able
26:18to spot
26:28the running
26:31i promise you we are not in any danger all right you ain't gonna how can you say that look
26:35at those
26:36bruises it was an accident hey no accident what's going on it's nothing down it's okay look at what you're
26:43doing
26:44mom's got bruises on my arm what mom it was a an accident i didn't mean to um
26:57so it was you you you're my mom look it weren't like that okay dad did you do this to
27:05her
27:05oh he didn't mean to hurt me i don't think it right please please no that ain't good enough
27:10what's on the door taking our phones this ain't normal mom i i'll get it the biggest danger here
27:16is him i know i know i failed i know i failed i know my job is to protect everyone
27:23and i haven't
27:24i haven't protected anyone what you did to my baby and i i couldn't just breathe i couldn't stop it
27:32i couldn't stop it i couldn't stop it
27:36to my woman to my woman and to your mama it was an accident to our little boy paper
27:46wait wait what are you talking about it was me son
27:52it was me
27:57i'm the one you attacked you
28:01i'm the one you attacked
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28:14action line website or you can call for free at any time to hear recorded information
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