00:00So listen, human trafficking, everybody going to jail, hands on your hand.
00:05Maybe you guys can clear it up.
00:06This guy is a stranger that is on our bachelor party.
00:09He vomited on us and then we had to get naked.
00:11He's like our friend, but he's older than us, so he's like our daddy.
00:15Guys, you're not helping.
00:20You gotta see this.
00:22I'm in a random group chat with some guys planning their bachelor party.
00:26They're inviting me to Miami?
00:28Yeah, they want me to go.
00:29My boss thinks I'm getting too old.
00:31Bam!
00:32Sorry, baby.
00:33It's fine.
00:33This is my opportunity to connect with the youth.
00:38Hey!
00:39It's really weird that you came.
00:41I had no idea you were like 50.
00:43No, man, I'm 40.
00:44That's still so many years to be.
00:47We got 72 hours.
00:49Shower up and put on your good panties.
00:51You look like a bad genie.
00:52You look like shorter pit bull.
00:54I like it.
00:55Money, money, get it, drop it to the floor.
00:57First, we're chilling and grilling by the pool.
00:59Oh my God, look at all these women around.
01:00Be like freshmen.
01:02Be like me, man.
01:03Where are they coming from?
01:05Then, we're hitting the club, boys, and guess what?
01:07No survivors.
01:08Pull your dick out.
01:09It's enough.
01:10There ain't no dick for you.
01:12And then, party bus.
01:14We're hitting South Beach tonight.
01:16Can I offer you some zinc?
01:17I'm going to do two, and I'm going to do three.
01:19My lips aren't enough.
01:20Have you been swallowing them?
01:22What the fuck, Joe?
01:23No!
01:24Huh?
01:25Come on, Joe.
01:27Something's thought about this guy.
01:29Are you a police officer?
01:30Me?
01:31Prove you're not a cop.
01:31Do the drugs.
01:32What?
01:33You were a dead man walking.
01:34Can the beat go reptile?
01:38Tonight, we're in the major league.
01:40Follow me.
01:46We got to go.
01:52Guys, jellyfish at 9 o'clock.
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54No, your face.
01:55My face what?
01:56It's a cauliflower face.
01:58I think it got me.
01:58Yeah, no, we don't.
01:59It got me.
02:04Joe, before you go.
02:05Yeah.
02:05You look like an unsuccessful swinger.
02:07Yeah, you look like Black Elton John.
02:10You look like a fruit by the foot.
02:11Ha, ha, ha.
02:18Oh, damn.
02:19Oh, my god.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
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