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00:00:08Why is making a decision so hard?
00:00:13Fiverr, help!
00:00:19Please, please!
00:00:20Look, that necklace fell onto my late wife.
00:00:22Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:00:27No, no, no, please, please.
00:00:28Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:00:31Please, have mercy!
00:00:32Dad?
00:00:33Dad?
00:00:35You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:00:43So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:00:48Don't you dare say that about him!
00:00:50Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:00:53Gambling trouble.
00:00:55And now it's time to pay up.
00:00:57Please.
00:00:57What can I do to make you stop this?
00:01:06Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:01:10And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:01:17Marriage.
00:01:18I'm only 17.
00:01:21I want to graduate high school.
00:01:23I don't want to get married.
00:01:23Darling, you haven't met my sons.
00:01:51Boys, I found your future wife.
00:01:58Mom, are you serious?
00:02:00You want me to marry this girl?
00:02:02She looks like she's about to cry.
00:02:04Noah, don't be an ass.
00:02:07I'm sorry for my brother.
00:02:08He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:02:10I'm Drew.
00:02:12You will live with us.
00:02:14You will date my sons.
00:02:15And sign your hand over in marriage.
00:02:17And you will truly become a balford.
00:02:21Do we have a deal?
00:02:24You promise if I sign this contract, you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:31Marry one of my boys.
00:02:32And you'll save your father.
00:02:45Boys, collect the girl.
00:02:47What?
00:02:48No.
00:02:50Dad.
00:02:50Dad.
00:02:51Dad.
00:02:52No.
00:02:52No.
00:02:53No.
00:02:54No.
00:02:54No.
00:02:54No.
00:02:55No.
00:02:55No.
00:02:56No.
00:02:56No.
00:02:58No.
00:02:59No.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02No.
00:03:13Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:03:16I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:03:19You can marry Drew.
00:03:20You can marry Noah.
00:03:22It's your choice.
00:03:23I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:03:27It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:03:31Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:03:35When do I have to choose?
00:03:37When's your 18th birthday?
00:03:39October 28th.
00:03:40Why?
00:03:41Perfect.
00:03:42That's only eight weeks away.
00:03:45On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:03:52If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:04:03Boys, be good.
00:04:05Show your new guests around.
00:04:06I've got business.
00:04:07I've got business.
00:04:24Don't be scared, Piper.
00:04:26I don't bite.
00:04:27Know what you're thinking?
00:04:28These are all mine.
00:04:30Yeah, that one's Model UN. It's lacrosse.
00:04:34That one is swim team.
00:04:37That one? It's her best model.
00:04:45Is that yours?
00:04:47Yup. Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:04:51I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:04:54Tell that to your daddy. Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:04:57Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:04:58Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:05:04I'm not afraid of you.
00:05:05Like I care.
00:05:07Drew, you play host.
00:05:10I'm going for a swim.
00:05:11Come on, get this right here.
00:05:33You know you seem nervous around me.
00:05:36What? I'm not nervous.
00:05:38Right. Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:05:43It's just a lot.
00:05:46I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:05:50That means we should make it extra special.
00:05:53With a kiss.
00:06:01Oh my god.
00:06:02You should see your face.
00:06:04I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:06:07Besides, I want a first time to be special.
00:06:14Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:06:16I feel like your brother hates me.
00:06:18Yeah, no one hates everything except his music.
00:06:20Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:06:23Me.
00:06:25I feel like I should unpack.
00:06:28Let me help you.
00:06:30No, no, you don't...
00:06:32Damn.
00:06:33Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:06:35Come on.
00:06:36No, one more time.
00:06:37Yeah, you got it.
00:06:38Oh!
00:06:46Drew, give it back!
00:06:48Yeah, come.
00:06:49Oh!
00:06:50You want your bra back.
00:06:52Sorry.
00:06:52Here, come and get it.
00:06:54My bra!
00:07:04At least neither of the brothers are here.
00:07:06I would die if my future husband saw it like this.
00:07:10Yes!
00:07:12Got it!
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19No!
00:07:21Um...
00:07:21Sorry.
00:07:26Is something funny about this to you?
00:07:33You see something you like?
00:07:35No.
00:07:35No.
00:07:36Get off of me.
00:07:37This whole innocent act might work on my brother,
00:07:39but it's not going to work on me.
00:07:41Your brother was right about you.
00:07:43You are a dick.
00:07:44If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick,
00:07:47then fine.
00:07:48I'm a dick.
00:07:49Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
00:07:52Right?
00:07:53Mm-hmm.
00:07:55Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:07:57She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:07:59Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:08:01Give that back, Piper!
00:08:17Are you talking about me like I'm not here?
00:08:19It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:08:22We're not dating, okay?
00:08:24You're in over your head.
00:08:25Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:08:28Just wait.
00:08:41Hey.
00:08:42You going in?
00:08:43There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:08:45Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:08:49I'd rather go solo.
00:09:00I don't need the Belfort brothers.
00:09:02I just got to keep my head down.
00:09:04Hey, you girl!
00:09:05I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at
00:09:12Alboro.
00:09:15Seems like any other high school to me.
00:09:18Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
00:09:22Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:09:25The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:09:30Are those girls like models?
00:09:32Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:09:35Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten, and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:09:43Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:09:47The Belfort brothers are here!
00:10:15What's the good deal?
00:10:17Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:10:20Every girl has thrown herself at him, and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:10:24And Drew is an all-star.
00:10:25Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:10:28And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:10:32But nobody knows who it is.
00:10:34If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:10:36And it will be.
00:10:37Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:10:42Wow.
00:10:43That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:10:47Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:10:52She's sorry.
00:10:54No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:10:57Maybe they should.
00:10:59He needs to be humbled.
00:11:00That's cute.
00:11:01I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:11:03If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:11:09That's funny.
00:11:10I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:11:19Piper, how do you know them?
00:11:22Pipers?
00:11:24The girl who has to choose.
00:11:25To marry me or my brother.
00:11:39Piper!
00:11:39Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
00:11:42I'm sorry.
00:11:43I thought everyone should know.
00:11:45Show's over, freaks!
00:11:48Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:11:51She's part of our circle now.
00:11:53It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:11:54It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:11:57Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:12:01Don't embarrass us.
00:12:07Ignore my brother.
00:12:10Way ahead of you.
00:12:11Listen.
00:12:12I think you'll fit into that, bro.
00:12:16Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:12:18Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:12:21We kinda met already.
00:12:22Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:12:27We can take care of her, Drew.
00:12:29I know, we besties.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:34Don't worry, Piper.
00:12:36You're in good hands.
00:12:42Thanks, guys.
00:12:43I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:12:45Friends?
00:12:45Wait.
00:12:47You thought we were being serious?
00:12:48We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:12:54Do you even know who we are?
00:12:55My mother invented the spray tan.
00:12:57What did your mom do?
00:12:59Scrub dishes?
00:13:00The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:13:02We aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:13:05I never asked for any of this.
00:13:07If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:13:10Ugh.
00:13:11Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:13:15I'm gonna tell Drew about this.
00:13:16You're not gonna tell Drew anything.
00:13:18You want us to leave you alone?
00:13:20Dump the Belforts.
00:13:22If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:13:26I can't back down.
00:13:28Give me that back!
00:13:30My mom gave me this!
00:13:31It's vintage!
00:13:32Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:13:41Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
00:13:46With this tiny little bra?
00:14:05What's that smell?
00:14:06I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
00:14:11She smells like a hot load.
00:14:13Ew.
00:14:25Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:14:28This is my private studio.
00:14:32I get it!
00:14:35I get it!
00:14:36Okay, Noah?
00:14:39I don't belong here!
00:14:41You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:14:44Piper?
00:14:45Screw you, Noah!
00:14:47Screw you!
00:14:55Who did this to you?
00:14:59Who did this to you?
00:15:01You!
00:15:02You did this to me!
00:15:04As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target!
00:15:08Don't be stupid!
00:15:10How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:15:14God, you're such a bully!
00:15:17You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
00:15:22It was Megan and Cleo.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Come.
00:15:28Noah.
00:15:29Where are you?
00:15:30Hey Noah!
00:15:31Noah, come here!
00:15:46Come here!
00:15:49So...
00:15:51Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:15:53Haha, nice work.
00:15:55Piper, come here.
00:15:56I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:15:58My future husband, Noah Belfer.
00:16:02Piper, come here.
00:16:07Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:16:09You destroyed her backpack.
00:16:10Well, yeah.
00:16:11I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
00:16:13And then she's all like,
00:16:14I got it from my dead mom!
00:16:16Oh my god.
00:16:18That's mine!
00:16:24Your turn.
00:16:25Bag!
00:16:26Now!
00:16:26Please, it's a designer!
00:16:28Paint over the bag!
00:16:32No!
00:16:35Wow, Cleo!
00:16:36You really love this shit!
00:16:39What?
00:16:40What?
00:16:42What?
00:16:46What?
00:16:47If I hear about any one of you fuckers
00:16:49going after Piper again,
00:16:51you'll have to deal with me.
00:17:02Hey!
00:17:03Why did you help me?
00:17:05You don't even like me.
00:17:08My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
00:17:10So it's not making it a habit of you getting into trouble.
00:17:13I don't need your protection.
00:17:15Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
00:17:19You know,
00:17:20I used to think you were a dick.
00:17:22Now I think you're a mega dick.
00:17:24It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
00:17:29Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort,
00:17:33but not me.
00:17:35So tell me,
00:17:36why do you go from being a jerk
00:17:37to a hero
00:17:39right back to being a jerk again?
00:17:41Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
00:17:45Hmm?
00:17:46So what? You're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:17:48Let this do your head.
00:17:51Whether you choose my brother and me,
00:17:54I'm never marrying you.
00:17:58Piper!
00:18:00What's wrong?
00:18:01Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
00:18:03I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:18:07Wait.
00:18:08For real?
00:18:09I'll go and talk to her.
00:18:10No. Don't. It's over.
00:18:12I don't want trouble.
00:18:14The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:18:19Come with us. To the senior party tonight.
00:18:21She's not going to that stupid party.
00:18:24You don't speak for me.
00:18:27I'm in.
00:18:29I should walk away,
00:18:30let her pick Drew,
00:18:32and be done with this.
00:18:34If Piper goes, then I go.
00:18:38When I walk in the room,
00:18:40eyes on me.
00:18:42Camera action.
00:18:44Say cheese.
00:18:46When I walk in the room,
00:18:48eyes on me.
00:18:49Take a seat.
00:18:51I'll make you freeze.
00:18:53A luau.
00:18:57I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:19:02They are.
00:19:03But, when we want to have fun,
00:19:05we've done real parties.
00:19:06At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:19:11Might look fun and innocent,
00:19:13but these guys are sharks.
00:19:15You're fresh meat.
00:19:17So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:19:20You don't need your protection.
00:19:21Yeah, dude.
00:19:22Chill out.
00:19:23We'll take care of her.
00:19:25Woo!
00:19:27How are my favorite brothers?
00:19:28And their little stage five clinger.
00:19:31We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:19:34No drama.
00:19:36I'm very cool now, actually.
00:19:38In fact, I came over here to apologize.
00:19:41By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
00:19:48Drew, it's going to land on you.
00:19:49Woo!
00:19:57Ugh.
00:19:57I don't kiss losers.
00:20:02So you don't have to kiss all the boys?
00:20:04No.
00:20:05You either kiss the person, or you take a shot.
00:20:07Here, I'll show you.
00:20:12Why am I watching you so closely?
00:20:15Why do I care?
00:20:22Kiss me, Drew.
00:20:25Sorry.
00:20:28Save me if you're my future wife.
00:20:31Piper.
00:20:31Your turn.
00:20:33Move over.
00:20:36I thought you weren't playing.
00:20:38Something changed my mind.
00:20:41I'm just going to skip my turn.
00:20:42You sit in the circle.
00:20:44You play.
00:20:45Those are the rules.
00:20:50All right, so it landed on me.
00:20:59You did that on purpose.
00:21:01I'm just...
00:21:02I'm just going to skip.
00:21:08It landed on me.
00:21:10No?
00:21:12It landed on me.
00:21:13It's like, dead center.
00:21:15Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
00:21:39Why is making a decision so hard?
00:21:44Fiber, help!
00:21:50Please, please! That necklace belonged to my late wife.
00:21:53Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:21:58No, please, please. Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:22:02Please, have mercy!
00:22:03Dad! Dad!
00:22:06You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:22:14So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:22:19Don't you dare say that about him!
00:22:21Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:22:25Gambling trouble. And now it's time to pay up.
00:22:28Please!
00:22:29What can I do to make you stop this?
00:22:37Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:22:41And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:22:48Marriage.
00:22:50I'm only 17.
00:22:52I want to graduate high school. I don't want to get married.
00:22:56Darling, you haven't met my sons.
00:23:22Boys, I found your future wife.
00:23:29Mom, are you serious?
00:23:31You want me to marry this girl?
00:23:33She looks like she's about to cry.
00:23:36Noah, don't be an ass.
00:23:38I'm sorry for my brother.
00:23:40He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:23:41I'm Drew.
00:23:43You will live with us.
00:23:45You will date my sons.
00:23:46And sign your hand over in marriage.
00:23:49And you will truly become a Balford.
00:23:52Do we have a deal?
00:23:56You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:24:01Yes!
00:24:02Marry one of my boys.
00:24:03And you'll save your father.
00:24:17Boys, collect the girls.
00:24:18What?
00:24:20No!
00:24:21Dad!
00:24:22Dad!
00:24:22Dad!
00:24:23Dad!
00:24:24Dad!
00:24:32Dad!
00:24:44Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:24:47I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:24:50You can marry Drew.
00:24:52You can marry Noah.
00:24:53It's your choice.
00:24:55I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:24:58It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:25:03Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:25:06When do I have to choose?
00:25:08When's your 18th birthday?
00:25:10October 28th. Why?
00:25:13Perfect.
00:25:13That's only eight weeks away.
00:25:17On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:25:23If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:25:34I'll do it.
00:25:35Boys, be good.
00:25:36Show your new guests around.
00:25:37I've got business.
00:25:56Don't be scared, Piper.
00:25:57I don't bite.
00:25:58I know what you're thinking.
00:25:59These are all mine.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:02That one's Model UN.
00:26:04It's lacrosse.
00:26:05That one is swim team.
00:26:09That one?
00:26:10That's for best model.
00:26:16Is that yours?
00:26:18Yup.
00:26:19Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:26:22I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:26:25Tell that to your daddy.
00:26:27Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:26:28Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:26:30Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:26:35I'm not afraid of you.
00:26:37Like I care.
00:26:38Drew, you play host.
00:26:41I'm going for a swim.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:43Get straight here.
00:27:04You know you seem nervous around me.
00:27:07What?
00:27:08I'm not nervous.
00:27:09Right.
00:27:10Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:27:15It's just a lot.
00:27:17I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:27:21That means we should make it extra special.
00:27:24With a kiss.
00:27:28With a kiss.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:34You should see your face.
00:27:36I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:27:38Besides, I want your first time to be special.
00:27:45Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:27:47I feel like your brother hates me.
00:27:49No one hates everything except his music.
00:27:52Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:27:54Me.
00:27:56I feel like I should unpack.
00:27:59Let me help you.
00:28:01Oh no, you don't...
00:28:03Damn.
00:28:04Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:07No, one more time.
00:28:08Yeah, you ready?
00:28:09Help!
00:28:17Drew, get it back!
00:28:19Yeah, come.
00:28:21Oh, you want your bra back.
00:28:23Here, come get it.
00:28:26My bra!
00:28:35Please, no longer. The brothers are here. I would die if my future husband saw it like this.
00:28:42Yes!
00:28:43Got it!
00:28:50No.
00:28:53Sorry.
00:28:57Is something funny about this to you?
00:29:04You see something you like?
00:29:06No. No.
00:29:07Get off of me.
00:29:08This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:29:12Your brother was right about you.
00:29:14You are a dick.
00:29:15If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine. I'm a dick.
00:29:21Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then. Right?
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:26Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:29:28She's so desperate to show me her tits. Her bra is hanging from the ceiling.
00:29:32Just give that back to her.
00:29:34I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:29:36Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:29:38Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:29:41You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:29:45And besides, I like having her here.
00:29:48Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:29:50It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:29:54We're not dating, okay? You're in over your head.
00:29:57Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see. Just wait.
00:30:12Hey, you doing it?
00:30:14There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:30:17Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:30:20I'd rather go so long.
00:30:32I don't need the Belfort brothers. I just gotta keep my head down.
00:30:35Hey, you girl! I'm CJ.
00:30:38Student body president and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:30:46Seems like any other high school to me.
00:30:49Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
00:30:53Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:30:56The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:31:01Are those girls like models?
00:31:03Cleo Fairchild and Meghan King.
00:31:06Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten and Meghan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:31:14Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
00:31:18The Belfort brothers are here!
00:31:20The Belfort brothers are here!
00:31:46What's the good deal?
00:31:48Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:31:51Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:31:55And Drew is an all-star. Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:31:59And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:32:04But nobody knows who it is.
00:32:05If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:32:07And it will be.
00:32:08Whoever that girl is better watch out.
00:32:13Wow.
00:32:15That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:32:19Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:32:24She's sorry.
00:32:26No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:32:28Maybe they should.
00:32:30He needs to be humbled.
00:32:32That's cute.
00:32:33I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:32:35If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:32:41That's funny.
00:32:42I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:32:50Piper, how do you know them?
00:32:54Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
00:33:10Great!
00:33:11Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:14I thought everyone should know.
00:33:16Show's over, freaks!
00:33:19Seriously!
00:33:20I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:33:22She's part of our circle now.
00:33:24It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:33:26It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:33:29Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:33:32Don't embarrass us.
00:33:38Ignore my brother.
00:33:41Way ahead of you.
00:33:42Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:33:47Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:33:49Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:33:52We kinda met already.
00:33:54Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:33:58We can take care of her, Drew.
00:34:00I know, we besties.
00:34:03Come on.
00:34:05Don't worry, Piper.
00:34:07You're in good hands.
00:34:13Thanks, guys.
00:34:14I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:34:16Friends?
00:34:17Wait, you thought we were being serious?
00:34:19We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort brothers.
00:34:25Do you even know who we are?
00:34:27My mother invented the spray tan.
00:34:29What did your mom do?
00:34:30Scrub dishes?
00:34:31The Belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:34:34But we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:34:37I never asked for any of this.
00:34:39If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:34:42Ugh.
00:34:42Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:34:46I'm gonna tell Drew about this.
00:34:48You're not gonna tell Drew anything.
00:34:49You want us to leave you alone?
00:34:51Dump the Belfort's.
00:34:53If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:34:57I can't back down.
00:34:59Give me that back!
00:35:01My mom gave me this advantage!
00:35:03Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:35:12Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
00:35:18With this tiny little bra?
00:35:36What's that smell?
00:35:38I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
00:35:42She smells like a hot load.
00:35:45Ew.
00:35:57Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:35:59This is my private studio.
00:36:04I get it!
00:36:06I get it!
00:36:07Okay, Noah?
00:36:10I don't belong here!
00:36:12You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:36:16Piper?
00:36:17Screw you, Noah!
00:36:18Screw you!
00:36:26Who did this to you?
00:36:30Who did this to you?
00:36:32You!
00:36:33You did this to me!
00:36:36As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target!
00:36:39Don't be stupid!
00:36:41How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:36:45God, you're such a bully!
00:36:49You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Megan and Cleo!
00:36:53It was Megan and Cleo.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56Come with us.
00:36:59Noah?
00:37:00Where are we?
00:37:01Hey Noah!
00:37:02Noah, come here!
00:37:11Come here!
00:37:20So...
00:37:22Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:37:24Nice work.
00:37:26Piper, come here.
00:37:27I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:37:30My future husband, Noah Belford.
00:37:34Piper, come here.
00:37:38Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:37:40You destroyed her backpack?
00:37:41Well, yeah.
00:37:42I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
00:37:44And then she's all like,
00:37:45I got it from my dead mom!
00:37:47Oh my god.
00:37:49That's mine!
00:37:55Your turn.
00:37:56Bag!
00:37:57Now!
00:37:57Please, it's designer!
00:37:59Paint over the bag!
00:38:03No!
00:38:06Wow, Cleo!
00:38:08You really love this shit!
00:38:17If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again,
00:38:22you'll have to deal with me!
00:38:33Hey!
00:38:35Why did you help me?
00:38:36You don't even like me.
00:38:39My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
00:38:42So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
00:38:44I don't need your protection.
00:38:46Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
00:38:50You know, I used to think you were a dick.
00:38:53Now I think you're a mega dick.
00:38:55It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
00:39:00Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belford,
00:39:04but not me.
00:39:06So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero,
00:39:10right back to being a jerk again?
00:39:13Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
00:39:16Hmm?
00:39:17So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:39:20Get this through your head.
00:39:22Whether you choose my brother or me,
00:39:25I'm never marrying you.
00:39:30Piper!
00:39:31What's wrong?
00:39:32Is no one being an asshole to you again?
00:39:34I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:39:38Wait.
00:39:39For real?
00:39:40I'll go and talk to her.
00:39:41No. Don't. It's over. I don't want trouble.
00:39:45The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:39:50Come with us. To the senior party tonight.
00:39:53She's not going to that stupid party.
00:39:55You don't speak for me.
00:39:59I'm in.
00:40:00I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
00:40:05If Piper goes, then I go.
00:40:10When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:40:13Camera action, say cheese.
00:40:17When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:40:20Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
00:40:24A luau.
00:40:28I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:40:33They are.
00:40:34But, when we want to have fun, we throw real parties.
00:40:38At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:40:42Might look fun and innocent.
00:40:44But these guys are sharks.
00:40:46You're fresh meat.
00:40:48So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:40:51You don't need your protection.
00:40:53Yeah, dude. Chill out. We'll take care of her.
00:40:57Woo! How are my favorite brothers and their little stage five clinger?
00:41:01We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:41:05No drama.
00:41:07I'm very cool now, actually.
00:41:09In fact, I came over here to apologize.
00:41:12By inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle.
00:41:19Drew, it's gonna land on you.
00:41:21Woo!
00:41:28Oh!
00:41:28I don't kiss losers.
00:41:34So you don't have to kiss anyone?
00:41:35No. You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
00:41:39Here, I'll show you.
00:41:43Why am I watching her so closely?
00:41:46Why do I care?
00:41:52Kiss me, Drew.
00:41:56Sorry.
00:41:59Save me if you're my future wife.
00:42:02Piper.
00:42:03Move over.
00:42:07I thought you weren't playing.
00:42:09And something changed my mind.
00:42:12I'm just gonna skip my turn.
00:42:14You sit in the circle, you play.
00:42:16Those are the rules.
00:42:21Alright, so, land it on me.
00:42:31You did that on purpose.
00:42:32I'm just gonna skip.
00:42:39It landed on me.
00:42:41No?
00:42:43Landed on me.
00:42:45It's like, dead center.
00:42:46Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
00:43:11Why is making a decision so hard?
00:43:15Why the hell?
00:43:21Please.
00:43:22Please, please.
00:43:22Oh, no.
00:43:22That necklace belonged to my late wife.
00:43:25Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:43:29No, no, no, please, please.
00:43:31Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:43:33Please, have mercy.
00:43:35Dad, Dad, you may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:43:45So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:43:50Don't you dare say that about him.
00:43:52Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:43:56Gambling trouble.
00:43:57And now it's time to pay up.
00:43:59Please.
00:44:00What can I do to make you stop this?
00:44:09Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:44:13And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:44:20Marriage.
00:44:21I'm only 17.
00:44:23I want to graduate high school.
00:44:25I don't want to get married.
00:44:26Darling, you haven't met my sons.
00:44:53Boys, I found your future wife.
00:44:57Boys, I found your future wife.
00:45:00Mom, are you serious?
00:45:02You want me to marry this girl?
00:45:05She looks like she's about to cry.
00:45:07Noah, don't be an ass.
00:45:09I'm sorry for my brother.
00:45:11He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:45:13I'm drew.
00:45:14You will live with us.
00:45:16You will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage.
00:45:20And you will truly become a Balford.
00:45:23Do we have a deal?
00:45:27You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:33Marry one of my boys and you'll save your father.
00:45:48Boys, collect the girl.
00:45:49What?
00:45:51No.
00:45:52Dad, dad, dad, go, no.
00:46:16Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:46:19I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:46:20Or you can marry Drew.
00:46:23You can marry Noah.
00:46:25It's your choice.
00:46:26I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:46:29It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:46:33Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:46:37When do I have to choose?
00:46:39When's your 18th birthday?
00:46:41October 28th.
00:46:42Why?
00:46:44Perfect.
00:46:45That's only eight weeks away.
00:46:48On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:46:54If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:47:06Boys, be good.
00:47:07Show your new guests around.
00:47:09I've got business.
00:47:10I've got business.
00:47:12I've got business.
00:47:27Don't be scared, Piper.
00:47:28I don't bite.
00:47:29Know what you're thinking?
00:47:31These are all mine.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33That one's Model UN.
00:47:35It's lacrosse.
00:47:36That one is swim team.
00:47:40Oh.
00:47:40That one?
00:47:41It's her best model.
00:47:47Is that yours?
00:47:50Yup.
00:47:51Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:47:54I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:47:57Tell that to your daddy.
00:47:58Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:47:59Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:48:01Oh.
00:48:02She's got a backbone.
00:48:06I'm not afraid of you.
00:48:08Like I care.
00:48:10Drew, you play host.
00:48:12I'm going for a swim.
00:48:14Come on.
00:48:15Watch right here.
00:48:16Come on.
00:48:20Come on.
00:48:24Come on.
00:48:26Come on.
00:48:36You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39I'm not nervous.
00:48:41Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:48:46It's just a lot.
00:48:48I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:48:50I'm so nervous.
00:48:52That means we should make it extra special.
00:48:56With a kiss.
00:49:03Oh, my God.
00:49:05You should see your face.
00:49:07I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:49:10Besides, I want a first time to be special.
00:49:16Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:49:19I feel like your brother hates me.
00:49:20Eh, no way it's everything except his music.
00:49:23Lucky for you, you can choose the better, brother.
00:49:26Me.
00:49:27I feel like I should unpack.
00:49:31Let me help you.
00:49:32Oh, no, you don't.
00:49:34Damn.
00:49:35Save us for our wedding night, huh?
00:49:38Come on.
00:49:38No, one more time.
00:49:39Yeah, you got it.
00:49:40Oh.
00:49:48Drew, give it back.
00:49:50Yeah, come on.
00:49:52Oh, you want your bra back.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55Come and get it.
00:49:57My bra!
00:49:58Oh, no.
00:50:06Listen, all the brothers are here.
00:50:08I would die if my future husband saw it like this.
00:50:13Yes!
00:50:14God!
00:50:18Oh!
00:50:21Oh, no.
00:50:23Oh, sorry.
00:50:28There's something funny about this to you.
00:50:36You see something you like?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38No.
00:50:38Get off of me.
00:50:39This whole innocent act might work on my brother,
00:50:41but it's not going to work on me.
00:50:44Your brother was right about you.
00:50:45You are a dick.
00:50:47If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick,
00:50:50then fine.
00:50:51I'm a dick.
00:50:52Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
00:50:55Right?
00:50:57Hey, you just get your bra back, Piper.
00:50:59She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:51:01Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:51:04Give that back, Piper.
00:51:05I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:51:07Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:51:09Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:51:12You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:51:16And besides, I like having her here.
00:51:19Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:51:21It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:51:25We're not dating, okay?
00:51:27You're in over your head.
00:51:28Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:51:31Just wait.
00:51:43Hey, you doing it?
00:51:45There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:51:48Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:51:51I'd rather go solo.
00:52:03I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
00:52:05I just got to keep my head down.
00:52:06Hey, you girl.
00:52:07I'm CJ, student body president.
00:52:10And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:52:17Seems like any other high school to me.
00:52:19Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie.
00:52:24Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:52:27The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:52:32Are those girls like models?
00:52:34Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:52:37Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:52:40And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:52:45Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
00:52:49The Belfort Brothers are here!
00:53:17What's the good deal?
00:53:19Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:53:22Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:53:26And Drew is an all-star.
00:53:28Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:53:30And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:53:35But nobody knows who it is.
00:53:36If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:53:39And it will be.
00:53:40Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:53:45Wow.
00:53:46That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:53:50Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:53:55She's sorry.
00:53:57No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:54:00Maybe they should.
00:54:01He needs to be humbled.
00:54:03That's cute.
00:54:04I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:54:06If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:54:12That's funny.
00:54:13I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:54:21Piper, how do you know them?
00:54:25Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
00:54:41Piper, now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort, brother.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:46I thought everyone should know.
00:54:47Show's over, preaks.
00:54:50Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:54:54She's part of our circle now.
00:54:55It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:54:57It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:55:00Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:55:03Don't embarrass us.
00:55:10Ignore my brother.
00:55:12Way ahead of you.
00:55:14Listen, I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:55:18Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:55:20Piper, these are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:55:24We kind of met already.
00:55:25Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:55:29We can take care of her, Drew.
00:55:32I know, we besties.
00:55:34Come on.
00:55:36Don't worry, Piper.
00:55:38You're in good hands.
00:55:44Thanks, guys.
00:55:46I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:55:47Friends?
00:55:48Wait, you thought we were being serious?
00:55:51We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:55:56Do you even know who we are?
00:55:58My mother invented the spray tan.
00:56:00What did your mom do?
00:56:01Scrub dishes?
00:56:02The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:56:05We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:56:08I never asked for any of this.
00:56:10If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:56:13Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:56:17I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:56:19You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:56:21You want us to leave you alone?
00:56:23Dump the Belfort's.
00:56:24If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:56:29I can't back down.
00:56:31Give me that back!
00:56:32My mom gave me this advantage!
00:56:34Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:56:44Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
00:56:49with this tiny little bra?
00:57:07What's that smell?
00:57:09I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
00:57:13She smells like a hot load.
00:57:16Ew.
00:57:28Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:57:30It's my private studio.
00:57:35I get it!
00:57:37I get it, okay, Noah?
00:57:41I don't belong here!
00:57:43You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:57:47Piper?
00:57:48Screw you, Noah!
00:57:50Screw you!
00:57:58Who did this to you?
00:58:02Who did this to you?
00:58:03You!
00:58:05You did this to me!
00:58:07As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
00:58:10Don't be stupid!
00:58:13How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:58:17God, you're such a bully!
00:58:20You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
00:58:24It was Megan and Cleo.
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:28Come here.
00:58:31Noah.
00:58:31Where are you?
00:58:32Hey, Noah!
00:58:33Noah, come here!
00:58:36Come here!
00:58:40Come here!
00:58:41Come here!
00:58:42Come here!
00:58:46Come here!
00:58:46Come here!
00:58:47Come here!
00:58:47Come here!
00:58:48Come here!
00:58:49Come here!
00:58:53So, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:58:55Ha ha!
00:58:56Nice work.
00:58:57Piper, come here!
00:58:59I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:59:01My future husband, Noah Belfer.
00:59:05Piper, come here!
00:59:09Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:59:11You destroyed her backpack?
00:59:12Well, yeah.
00:59:13I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
00:59:16And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
00:59:18Oh, my God.
00:59:21That's mine!
00:59:27Your turn.
00:59:28Bag!
00:59:28Now!
00:59:29No, no, no, please.
00:59:29It's a designer!
00:59:30Paint over the bag!
00:59:37Wow, Cleo!
00:59:39You really loved your shit!
00:59:47You really loved your shit!
00:59:49If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me!
01:00:05Hey!
01:00:06Why did you help me?
01:00:08You don't even like me.
01:00:10My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
01:00:13So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
01:00:16I don't need your protection.
01:00:18Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
01:00:21You know, I used to think you were a dick.
01:00:24Now I think you're a mega dick.
01:00:26It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
01:00:31Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
01:00:37So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk, to a hero, right back to being a jerk
01:00:43again?
01:00:44Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
01:00:48So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:00:51Let this do your head.
01:00:54Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
01:01:01Piper!
01:01:02What's wrong?
01:01:04Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
01:01:05I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10For real?
01:01:12I'll go and talk to her.
01:01:13No.
01:01:13Don't.
01:01:14It's over.
01:01:15I don't want trouble.
01:01:17The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
01:01:22Come with us to the senior party tonight.
01:01:24She's not going to that stupid party.
01:01:26You don't speak for me.
01:01:30I'm in.
01:01:31I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
01:01:36If Piper goes, then I go.
01:01:41When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:01:45Camera action, say cheese.
01:01:48When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:01:51Take a seat, I'll make you please.
01:01:55A luau.
01:01:59I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
01:02:04They are.
01:02:05But when we want to have fun, we've done real parties.
01:02:09At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
01:02:14Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
01:02:18You're fresh meat.
01:02:19So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
01:02:22I don't need your protection.
01:02:24Yeah, dude, shut up.
01:02:25We'll take care of her.
01:02:28Woo!
01:02:29How are my favorite brothers and their little stage band clinger?
01:02:33We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
01:02:37No drama.
01:02:38I'm very cool now, actually.
01:02:40In fact, I came over here to apologize.
01:02:43By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
01:02:50Drew, it's going to land on you.
01:02:52Woo!
01:02:59Ugh, I don't kiss losers.
01:03:05So, you don't have to kiss another one?
01:03:06No.
01:03:07You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
01:03:10Here, I'll show you.
01:03:14Why am I watching you so closely?
01:03:17Why do I care?
01:03:24Kiss me, Drew.
01:03:27Sorry.
01:03:31Save me if you're my future wife.
01:03:33Piper.
01:03:34Here.
01:03:34Your turn.
01:03:35Move over.
01:03:38I thought you weren't playing.
01:03:41Something changed my mind.
01:03:43I'm just going to skip my turn.
01:03:45You sit in the circle.
01:03:47You play.
01:03:47Those are the rules.
01:03:52All right, so it landed on me.
01:04:02You did that on purpose.
01:04:04I'm just going to skip.
01:04:10It landed on me.
01:04:12No.
01:04:15Landed on me.
01:04:16It's like dead center.
01:04:17Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
01:04:42Why is making a decision so hard?
01:04:47Fiber, help!
01:04:52Please, please.
01:04:53Look, that necklace belonged to my late wife.
01:04:56Sad.
01:04:57But not worth the two million you owe me.
01:05:00No, no.
01:05:01No, please, please.
01:05:02Look, I told you.
01:05:03We don't have the money.
01:05:04Please, have mercy.
01:05:05Dad.
01:05:07Dad.
01:05:08You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
01:05:17So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:05:22Don't you dare say that about him.
01:05:23Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
01:05:27Gambling trouble.
01:05:28And now it's time to pay up.
01:05:30Please.
01:05:31What can I do to make you stop this?
01:05:40Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
01:05:44And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:05:51Marriage.
01:05:52I'm only 17.
01:05:54I want to graduate high school.
01:05:56I don't want to get married.
01:05:58Darlene, you haven't met my sons.
01:06:24Boys, I found your future wife.
01:06:32Mom, are you serious?
01:06:34You want me to marry this girl?
01:06:36She looks like she's about to cry.
01:06:38Noah, don't be an ass.
01:06:40I'm sorry for my brother.
01:06:42He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
01:06:44I'm Drew.
01:06:45You will live with us.
01:06:47You will date my sons.
01:06:49And sign your hand over in marriage.
01:06:51And you will truly become a Balford.
01:06:54Do we have a deal?
01:06:58You promise if I sign this contract,
01:07:01you'll forgive my father's debts?
01:07:03Yes.
01:07:04Marry one of my boys.
01:07:06And you'll save your father.
01:07:19Boys, collect the girl.
01:07:21What?
01:07:23Dad, dad, dad, dad, no, no.
01:07:47Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
01:07:50I'm not a monster, Piper.
01:07:52You can marry Drew.
01:07:54You can marry Noah.
01:07:56It's your choice.
01:07:57I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
01:08:00It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
01:08:04Actually, I think this will be fun.
01:08:08When do I have to choose?
01:08:11When's your 18th birthday?
01:08:13October 28th.
01:08:14Why?
01:08:15Perfect.
01:08:16That's only eight weeks away.
01:08:19On your birthday,
01:08:21you will choose between my sons.
01:08:25If choosing one of these brothers as my husband
01:08:28is the only way to save my dad,
01:08:30I'll do it.
01:08:37Boys, be good.
01:08:38Show your new guests around.
01:08:40I've got business.
01:08:58Don't be scared, Piper.
01:08:59I don't bite.
01:09:01You know what you're thinking?
01:09:02These are all mine.
01:09:04Yeah.
01:09:04That one's Model UN.
01:09:06It's lacrosse.
01:09:08That one is swim team.
01:09:11Oh, that one.
01:09:12It's for best model.
01:09:18Is that yours?
01:09:21Yup.
01:09:22Unlike my brother,
01:09:23I have no desire to impress you.
01:09:25I'd be more impressed
01:09:26if you forgave my father's debt.
01:09:28Tell that to your daddy.
01:09:29Didn't he gamble all your money away?
01:09:31Don't you dare talk about my father.
01:09:32Oh, she's got a backbone.
01:09:37I'm not afraid of you.
01:09:39Like I care.
01:09:41Drew, you play host.
01:09:43I'm going for a swim.
01:09:45Come on.
01:09:46Right here.
01:09:47Come on.
01:10:07You know, you seem nervous around me.
01:10:09What?
01:10:10I'm not nervous.
01:10:11Right.
01:10:13Because you're looking at your future husband.
01:10:17It's just a lot.
01:10:19I've never even been alone with a guy.
01:10:24That means we should make it extra special.
01:10:27With a kiss.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:10:36You should see your face.
01:10:38I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
01:10:41Besides, I want a first time to be special.
01:10:47Thanks for being so nice to me.
01:10:50I feel like your brother hates me.
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52No, I hates everything except his music.
01:10:54Lucky for you,
01:10:55you can choose the better brother.
01:10:57Me.
01:10:58I feel like I should unpack.
01:11:02Let me help you.
01:11:03Oh, no, you don't.
01:11:05Damn.
01:11:07Savings for our wedding night, huh?
01:11:09Come on.
01:11:10No, one more time.
01:11:10Yeah, you got it.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:20Drew, give it back.
01:11:21Yeah, come on.
01:11:23Oh, you want your bra back.
01:11:25Sorry.
01:11:26Here, come and get it.
01:11:28My bra!
01:11:30Oh, my bra!
01:11:38Please, another brother.
01:11:39The brothers are here.
01:11:39I'll die if my future husband saw me like this.
01:11:44Yes!
01:11:45Got it!
01:11:49Oh, my God.
01:11:52Oh, no.
01:11:54Um, sorry.
01:12:00Is something funny about this to you?
01:12:07You see something you like?
01:12:08No, no.
01:12:09Get off of me.
01:12:10This whole innocent act might work on my brother,
01:12:13but it's not going to work on me.
01:12:15Your brother was right about you.
01:12:16You are a dick.
01:12:18If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick,
01:12:21then fine.
01:12:22I'm a dick.
01:12:23Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
01:12:26Right?
01:12:28Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
01:12:30She's so desperate to show me her tits.
01:12:32Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
01:12:35Give that back, Piper.
01:12:36I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
01:12:39Hey, she's not going anywhere.
01:12:40Are you seriously playing it to Mom's little game?
01:12:43You know.
01:12:44Arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
01:12:47And besides, I like having her here.
01:12:50Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
01:12:52It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
01:12:56We're not dating, okay?
01:12:58You're in over your head.
01:12:59Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
01:13:02Just wait.
01:13:15Hey.
01:13:16Doing it?
01:13:16There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
01:13:19Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
01:13:22I'd rather go so long.
01:13:34I don't need the Belfort brothers.
01:13:36I just got to keep my head down.
01:13:37Hey, you girl.
01:13:38I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on things
01:13:45here at Alboro.
01:13:48Seems like any other high school to me.
01:13:51Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie.
01:13:56Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
01:13:58The only thing that matters is your friend group.
01:14:03Are those girls like models?
01:14:06Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
01:14:08Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten, and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
01:14:16Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
01:14:20Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
01:14:21The Belfort brothers are here!
01:14:49What's the good deal?
01:14:51Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
01:14:53Every girl has thrown herself at him, and every girl has gotten rejected.
01:14:57And Drew is an all-star.
01:14:59Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
01:15:02And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
01:15:06But nobody knows who it is.
01:15:07If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
01:15:10And it will be.
01:15:11Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
01:15:16Well, that outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
01:15:21And your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
01:15:26She's sorry.
01:15:28No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
01:15:31Maybe they should.
01:15:32He needs to be humbled.
01:15:34That's cute.
01:15:35I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
01:15:37If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
01:15:43That's funny.
01:15:44I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
01:15:52Piper, how do you know them?
01:15:57Piper's the girl who has to choose, to marry me or my brother.
01:16:12Great.
01:16:13Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Melford brothers.
01:16:16I'm sorry.
01:16:17I thought everyone should know.
01:16:19Show's over, freaks.
01:16:21Seriously, I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
01:16:25She's part of our circle now.
01:16:27It's our job to make her feel welcome.
01:16:28It's my job to go to guitar practice.
01:16:31Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
01:16:34Don't embarrass us.
01:16:41Ignore my brother.
01:16:44Way ahead of you.
01:16:45Listen.
01:16:46I think you'll fit in now, bro.
01:16:49Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
01:16:52Piper, these are my best friends.
01:16:53Megan and Cleo.
01:16:55We kind of met already.
01:16:56Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
01:17:00We can take care of her, Drew.
01:17:03I know we'll be besties.
01:17:05Come on.
01:17:07Don't worry, Piper.
01:17:09You're in good hands.
01:17:16Thanks, guys.
01:17:17I've always had a hard time making friends.
01:17:19Friends?
01:17:19Wait, you thought we were being serious?
01:17:22We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
01:17:27Do you even know who we are?
01:17:29My mother invented the spray tan.
01:17:31What did your mom do?
01:17:32Scrub dishes?
01:17:33The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
01:17:36We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
01:17:39I never asked for any of this.
01:17:41If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
01:17:45Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
01:17:49I'm going to tell Drew about this.
01:17:50You're not going to tell Drew anything.
01:17:52You want us to leave you alone?
01:17:54Dump the Belfort's.
01:17:56If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
01:18:00I can't back down.
01:18:02Give me that back!
01:18:03My mom gave me this advantage!
01:18:05Dinted is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
01:18:15Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
01:18:20With this tiny little bra?
01:18:30Dinted is what poor people call used items.
01:18:39What's that smell?
01:18:40I think it's Piper, or should I say diaper?
01:18:44She smells like a hot load.
01:18:47Ew.
01:18:59Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
01:19:02This is my private studio.
01:19:06I get it.
01:19:09I get it.
01:19:10Okay, Noah?
01:19:12I don't belong here.
01:19:15You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear.
01:19:18Piper?
01:19:19Screw you, Noah!
01:19:21Screw you!
01:19:29Who did this to you?
01:19:33Who did this to you?
01:19:34You!
01:19:36You did this to me!
01:19:38As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
01:19:41Don't be stupid.
01:19:44How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
01:19:48God, you're such a bully!
01:19:51You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee Megan and Cleo!
01:19:55It was Megan and Cleo.
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:59Come.
01:20:02Noah?
01:20:03Where are you?
01:20:03Hey, Noah!
01:20:04Noah, come here!
01:20:07Come here!
01:20:23So, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:20:27Nice work.
01:20:28Piper, come here.
01:20:30I traded one bully for a worse one.
01:20:32My future husband, Noah Belford.
01:20:36Piper, come here.
01:20:40Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:20:42You destroyed her backpack?
01:20:44Well, yeah.
01:20:44I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
01:20:47And then she's all like,
01:20:48I got it from my dead mom!
01:20:49Oh, my God.
01:20:52That's mine!
01:20:58Your turn.
01:20:59Bag!
01:20:59Now!
01:21:00Please, it's a designer!
01:21:01Paint over the back!
01:21:09Wow, Cleo!
01:21:10You really love this shit!
01:21:20If I hear about any one of you fuckers
01:21:23going after Piper again,
01:21:25you'll have to deal with me!
01:21:36Hey!
01:21:37Why did you help me?
01:21:39You don't even like me.
01:21:41My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
01:21:44So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
01:21:47I don't need your protection.
01:21:49Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
01:21:52You know, I used to think you were a dick.
01:21:56Now I think you're a mega dick.
01:21:57It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
01:22:03Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
01:22:09So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
01:22:14again?
01:22:15Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
01:22:19Hmm?
01:22:19So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:22:22Get this through your head.
01:22:25Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
01:22:32Piper!
01:22:33What's wrong?
01:22:35Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
01:22:36I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
01:22:40Wait.
01:22:41For real?
01:22:43I'll go and talk to her.
01:22:44No.
01:22:45Don't.
01:22:45It's over.
01:22:46I don't want trouble.
01:22:48The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
01:22:53Come with us to the senior party tonight.
01:22:55She's not going to that stupid party.
01:22:57You don't speak for me.
01:23:01I'm in.
01:23:03I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
01:23:08If Piper goes, then I go.
01:23:12When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:23:16Camera action, say cheese.
01:23:19When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:23:23Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
01:23:27A luau.
01:23:30I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
01:23:35They are.
01:23:37But when we want to have fun, they're real parties.
01:23:40At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
01:23:45Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
01:23:49You're fresh meat.
01:23:51So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
01:23:53I don't need your protection.
01:23:55Yeah, dude.
01:23:56Chill out.
01:23:57We'll take care of her.
01:23:59Woo!
01:24:00How are my favorite brothers and their little stage five clinger?
01:24:04We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
01:24:07Oh!
01:24:08No drama.
01:24:09I'm very cool now, actually.
01:24:11In fact, I came over here to apologize by inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
01:24:21Drew, it's going to land on you.
01:24:23Woo!
01:24:31I don't kiss losers.
01:24:36So you don't have to kiss on the board?
01:24:38No.
01:24:39You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
01:24:41Here, I'll show you.
01:24:46Why am I watching her so closely?
01:24:49Why do I care?
01:24:55Kiss me, Drew.
01:24:59Sorry.
01:25:02Save me if you're my future wife.
01:25:04Piper.
01:25:05Here.
01:25:05You're too.
01:25:06Move over.
01:25:09I thought you weren't playing.
01:25:12Something changed my mind.
01:25:15I'm just going to skip my turn.
01:25:16You sit in the circle.
01:25:18You play.
01:25:18Those are the rules.
01:25:23All right, so it landed on me.
01:25:33You did that on purpose.
01:25:35I'm just going to skip.
01:25:42It landed on me.
01:25:43No?
01:25:46Landed on me.
01:25:47It's like dead center.
01:25:49Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
01:25:56I'll see you next time.