00:07get in there and get yourself married jeez he's a lucky guy Wardell Wilson 40 years old two kids
00:15and recently widowed I know he's not much to look at but he's willing to pay big bucks for
00:20you and once you're married the money he gives me will go to your sister and Benson's wedding
00:31you know Benson was my boyfriend first so what from this day forward you will have
00:36nothing to do with Benson someone of his status deserves someone like Christy you're a great
00:41father aren't you selling your one daughter off so your favorite daughter can marry rich when did
00:48you become this desperate I raised you and I put a roof over your head when everyone told me to
00:53get
00:54rid of you you owe me Ella fine I'll marry this guy but this is the last time I do
01:05anything for you
01:06once I'm married I owe the Davenport's nothing
01:21you look prettier than your photos
01:26worth every penny oh my god am I really going to go through with this
01:37is there a problem ma'am what are you doing here you're already married
01:47I'm already married what your father said you were a virgin bigamy is a crime ma'am you can't
01:54have two husbands is your family fucking with me I want my deposit back
02:03there must be a mistake perhaps someone with the same name no sweetheart your pictures on here a double
02:12proxy marriage to a cole mcbride wait the cole mcbride vinson's older brother what the fuck
02:32sir it's been three years since you last came back to montana for longer than a business meeting
02:36it's been six months this time what's the occasion for one grandma wanted to get out of la
02:43she missed her hometown and i figured why not might help with her all-timers
02:58second benson's getting married to that davenport girl my father died when he was just a toddler
03:03so i need to step in and fill that role let's go meet this girl and see if she's good
03:07with benson
03:15where the hell have you been lord el called me and asked for his money back said something about
03:20you already being married what the fuck's going on ella i didn't think you'd be so ratchet that
03:25you go and get yourself married without telling us i'm trying to figure it out myself it's a double
03:30proxy marriage only happens in our great state of montana it wasn't even present okay great so you don't
03:37even know the guy should i tell them it's cole mcbride probably not they wouldn't believe me anyway
03:45and if they did they'd just try to get something out of it i'm trying to figure it out okay
03:50just give
03:51me some time this is just perfect she probably got herself married to a bomb daddy who's gonna pay for
03:59my wedding now we can't let benson know that we're having money issues well not until i marry him at
04:06least maybe try to find a job like a normal person christie maybe shut up kinda you're just jealous that
04:14i'm the one marrying benson and not you mr tavenport the mcbride family is here call mcbride
04:26call mcbride is here
04:30so
05:06Nice to meet you.
05:23Oh my god, it really is him.
05:26And how did this even happen?
05:46Clearly he doesn't recognize me, which means he doesn't know about the marriage either.
05:52Hello, Ella?
05:54Don't talk to me.
05:56Oh my god, Vincent, baby.
05:57I can't believe your brother came in person.
05:59Of course he would.
06:00He practically raised me since our father died.
06:03Let's go.
06:13This is getting weirder and weirder.
06:19Congrats on the engagement.
06:21Here's some wedding gifts from the bride.
06:32Oh, Mr. McBride.
06:35They're all just so wonderful.
06:37You really shouldn't have.
06:39Isn't the Davenport family rich too?
06:42Why is she so excited about these trivial things?
06:44These diamonds are worth at least a million.
06:46I can sell them and pay for the wedding.
06:48This way, the McBride family will never suspect a thing about our financial problems.
06:54You're so generous, Mr. McBride.
06:58Cole.
06:59Can I call you Cole?
07:01We'll be family soon.
07:03You're welcome, Mr. Davenport.
07:04Consider it a wedding gift to your lovely daughter.
07:07Now, my brother is a bit young and naive, but I'm sure you understand the importance of a prenup.
07:15Uh, Pri... Priya?
07:18Of course.
07:19Uh, the company lawyers reviewed before the wedding.
07:21But I...
07:22I don't know.
07:25Hello?
07:26Sir, we've got a problem.
07:29Your grandma, she's gone missing.
07:34Where was she last seen?
07:36You know grandma's recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, so...
07:39We need to fight her before something happens.
07:41We're on it, boss.
07:52No.
07:53I can't let him go.
07:54I need to figure out how I'm married to this man.
08:00Who are you?
08:01Hey.
08:02We need to talk.
08:04I am Ella Davenport.
08:07Um, the bride's sister.
08:09Well, half-sister.
08:11Yeah, I don't have time for this.
08:12I need to go.
08:13So you really don't know who I am?
08:16Miss Davenport, if you're trying to flirt with me, you're gonna have to do better than this.
08:20Flirt with you?
08:21Do you think that was me trying to flirt with you?
08:24No, no, no.
08:25I'm not flirting with you.
08:27I'm just trying to figure out why we're married.
08:31Look, if you don't believe me.
08:43Yeah, Miss Davenport, if you're gonna forge these documents, you probably should make them look professional.
08:48What?
08:51Hey, it's not fake!
08:53It's not fake!
08:56Hey!
08:57If you think I'm blind, go to the clerk's office.
08:59They'll tell you!
09:01Ugh!
09:03Jerk!
09:05What the hell is wrong with you, Ella?
09:08You can't have Benson, so now you want Cole?
09:11God, you just can't see me happy, can you?
09:13Not everything's about you, Christy.
09:17Hey!
09:18Come back here!
09:19I wasn't done talking to you!
09:21Young lady!
09:24Have you seen my grandson's wife?
09:28Ugh!
09:29Get off me, you dirty old hag!
09:31Ugh!
09:37Gross!
09:38She got her dirty old person germs all over me!
09:41Are you okay?
09:48Christy!
09:49Hey, girl!
09:51Hey, my gorgeous cousin!
09:53We were supposed to meet first Monday.
09:56Ew.
09:57Who's this dirty old lady?
09:59I don't know, some homeless bum who just showed up on my property?
10:02Get off the Davenport property!
10:04If you're gonna beg for scraps, go do it somewhere else.
10:08Leave her alone!
10:11Come on.
10:12Let's get you up.
10:14It's okay.
10:15Take it slow.
10:20Are you hurt anywhere?
10:22No.
10:22I think I'm good.
10:25I know you.
10:28You're my grandson's wife.
10:32My grandson's beautiful bride.
10:35I finally get to meet you in person.
10:41She probably has me confused with someone.
10:44Right?
10:46Oh my god.
10:48So you're her mystery jerkbag husband's grandma.
10:52Oh my god.
10:54You're totally out of it.
10:56What's the matter?
10:57Alzheimer's kicking in?
11:00God, you reek.
11:02Being near you makes me want to literally vomit.
11:04That's enough.
11:05Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
11:08Oh, Ella.
11:09Don't be such a buzz kill.
11:11Who doesn't love messing around with some senile guys?
11:14You think bullying an elderly woman is funny?
11:17Relax, Ella.
11:18She probably won't even remember this shit in five minutes.
11:21You are a terrible girl.
11:24Do you even know who my grandson is?
11:27Hmm.
11:28Let me guess.
11:30He's the CEO of the local dumpster company?
11:33If only you knew.
11:35Fine, Granny.
11:37Who's your amazing grandson?
11:39Yeah, tell us.
11:40We're just dying to know.
11:44My grandson is Cole.
11:48Cole McBride.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:00What was that?
12:01Say it louder.
12:02My grandson is Cole.
12:05Cole.
12:07Cole.
12:08What was it again?
12:11Oh my God.
12:12This is priceless.
12:13The old bat can't even remember her own grandson's name.
12:17Here.
12:18Maybe this will help jog your memory.
12:31Sweetheart, are you okay?
12:33It's okay.
12:34Don't worry.
12:35It's just coffee.
12:36Come on.
12:37I'll take you to my house and I'll get cleaned up and make you something to eat.
12:40Aww.
12:42How sweet.
12:43Your little charity workers defending the senile grandma.
12:46That's it.
12:47I've had it with you.
12:48I already told you to shut your mouth or I would shut it for you.
12:54Make me.
13:06Did you just hit me?
13:08It's time someone taught you manners.
13:11I'm telling Dad.
13:13Go ahead.
13:14And tell Benson too while you're at it.
13:16The sooner he learns he's engaged to an elder abusing bitch, the better.
13:22Dad!
13:23Daddy!
13:27If only my grandson was here.
13:30Why couldn't I remember his name?
13:33Hey.
13:34It's okay.
13:35I forget things sometimes too.
13:37Come on.
13:38I'll call your family and they'll pick you up soon.
13:40Okay?
13:44My apologies, sir.
13:45I should have kept a closer eye on your grandmother.
13:53Who is this?
13:54I've got your grandma.
13:57I've got your grandma.
14:00Name your price and I'll pay it.
14:01Relax.
14:02I'm just messing with you.
14:04She's fine.
14:05But seriously, you do need to keep better tabs on her.
14:09I'll text you my address so you can come pick her up.
14:10Yeah.
14:11Appreciate it.
14:14Why does that voice sound so familiar?
14:17Guess what?
14:18I found your wife.
14:19Come as fast as you can.
14:22No, ma'am.
14:22I'm not.
14:23Come now.
14:24Come meet her.
14:25I'm not your grandson's wife.
14:27Yes, you are.
14:28Grandma, I'm not married.
14:29What are you talking about my wife?
14:30But you are married.
14:32And if you can't accept her as your wife, I'm not coming home.
14:38Don't be ridiculous, Grandma.
14:39I'm coming to get you right now.
14:40No.
14:41Come meet her.
14:43Wait.
14:51Come on.
14:52Let's go back to my apartment while we wait for your grandson.
14:54You can rest for a while.
14:56Oh, thank you.
14:58My goodness.
14:59My granddaughter-in-law is such a sweetheart.
15:08Here you go.
15:10I'm going to go take a shower.
15:12I'll be right back.
15:13Okay.
15:13Let me know if you need anything.
15:15I will.
15:17What an absolute gem of a girl.
15:20I know.
15:21I'll stay here with her.
15:23If my foolish grandson won't live with his wife, then I will.
15:36My darling grandson.
15:38Come on, Grandma.
15:39Let's go.
15:40No.
15:41You haven't met your wife yet.
15:43She's in the shower.
15:44She'll be right out.
15:45Sir, the annual sharehold meeting is in 30 minutes.
15:47We gotta go.
15:49Okay, Grandma.
15:49I really can't be late today.
15:51So, I'm begging you.
15:54Please come home with me.
15:55No.
15:56If you're not going to meet your wife, I'm not going home with you.
15:59I'll just run away again.
16:01I'm going to stay here with her.
16:03She's such a sweetheart.
16:05A hundred times better than you.
16:14Okay.
16:15How about this?
16:16I'll leave today, and then I'll come back, and then we can talk.
16:20Does that sound good?
16:21Just go.
16:22Shoo!
16:23Hey, Barbara?
16:33Trying to grow your hearts every day and another day?
16:35Think it's funny.
16:36Cause it's a good question.
16:36Yeah.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:38Built by the man over the start tour.
16:38It's the only way hanging out.
16:38I really don't want to get you out.
16:39Now I'll write a piece of this.
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