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A little holiday lie leads to a very big and very real holiday romance. #ChristmasRomance #FakeDating #Sports
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00:00:04Oh, come on, Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:20The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay!
00:00:31Oh my god, it's so hot! You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:37And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards.
00:00:44The man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:49Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:52Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:54Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans?
00:00:57Is anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:00All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:03That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:07Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:10I'm a fun guy.
00:01:13I'm not joking, Chase O'.
00:01:16You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:20You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:22If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:28And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:01:35Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:41Seriously, when's the next chapter?
00:01:44You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:47Yes, I will...
00:01:52Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:55No update today.
00:01:57I'm going to get proposed to.
00:02:00The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:02:04And she ghosts me.
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16Oh!
00:02:16Oh!
00:02:17Oh!
00:02:18Oh!
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Oh!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:29Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:02:31Are you okay?
00:02:32Don't touch me.
00:02:33It was an accident.
00:02:34I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:35Buy me a new one?
00:02:36This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:37Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:40You know what?
00:02:41Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:43I don't care.
00:02:44Oh, accident.
00:02:45You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:47Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:49Moves?
00:02:49Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:53Sure you don't.
00:02:54And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator.
00:02:56Right?
00:02:57I'm not!
00:02:58He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:02I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:06Felix is waiting.
00:03:20Well, well, well, what a coincidence.
00:03:22Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:24Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:26My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:29Yeah, there's going to be a ring on his finger as soon as I find him in 7-0-4.
00:03:35This one?
00:03:36Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:39Yeah, it is.
00:03:40So, watch and learn, because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:44Yeah, right.
00:03:45Oh, Felix!
00:03:48Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:51You think I love her?
00:03:57Sounds busy.
00:03:59Shut up.
00:04:05Felix?
00:04:06What?
00:04:07What the fuck?
00:04:09What the fuck?
00:04:11Sophie?
00:04:12My roommate?
00:04:13My best friend?
00:04:15Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:18After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:21How could you do this?
00:04:22Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:24Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:28Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:32you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:35I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:37You know, maybe not.
00:04:38But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:44Damn!
00:04:45I thought football was brutal.
00:04:47Fetch.
00:04:50Look at you, you're in H.S. life.
00:04:52I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you.
00:04:56My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:05:00Lee, are you okay?
00:05:02Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:05:04He's used goods.
00:05:06That's right, run away.
00:05:07That's right, no man will ever want a pathetic mess like you.
00:05:12He does.
00:05:14This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:18Sorry.
00:05:28See?
00:05:30I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:33And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:38Have fun.
00:05:40You bitch!
00:05:44You're gonna regret this!
00:05:47Okay, show's over.
00:05:49You can let go now.
00:05:51Sorry.
00:05:52I just...
00:05:52Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:53You're sorry for what?
00:05:54Shredding my shirt?
00:05:56Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:58I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:06:01You know that?
00:06:02You're all claws, zero consent.
00:06:04Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:06And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:08Bye-bye.
00:06:09Fine!
00:06:10I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:17I hate men!
00:06:23You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:26Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:40Interesting.
00:06:41I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:42Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:46By the way, no update today.
00:06:50My stuff.
00:06:52My computer.
00:06:53My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:58Holy shit.
00:06:59Get out.
00:07:09Holy shit.
00:07:13Sophie!
00:07:16Sophie, come on!
00:07:17All right, fine.
00:07:18I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:21I.
00:07:23Don't.
00:07:24You.
00:07:27Smiley face.
00:07:27How about that?
00:07:31Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:37Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:39But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:46That was mom's house.
00:07:50Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:53Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:56Sure, sweetie.
00:07:58Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:08:00Yes!
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03I get the red one.
00:08:04Okay, fine.
00:08:05I'll take green again.
00:08:10Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover mom's treatment.
00:08:13But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:17And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:24Five years of saving.
00:08:26Hope mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:29Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:31Is it still available?
00:08:33Great, I'll take it.
00:08:38Put up these decorations.
00:08:46Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:51What the hell are you doing in my house?
00:08:57You?
00:08:59Your house?
00:09:00I don't think so.
00:09:02I just rented it.
00:09:03Oh, you did what?
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:05Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:09:07Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:09Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:12Wait.
00:09:13I have proof.
00:09:16Hmm?
00:09:19The new radio dial is no longer in service.
00:09:23Shocker.
00:09:26Um, try the key.
00:09:32Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:34Just wait.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:37Something's wrong.
00:09:38So?
00:09:39Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:41Wait.
00:09:42Come on, please.
00:09:42I think I'm a scam.
00:09:44I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:45That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:48Are you serious?
00:09:48Come on.
00:09:49I don't have any money.
00:09:50I was scammed.
00:09:51Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:52I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:54My house is not some charity motel, princess,
00:09:56and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:59Please move.
00:09:59Please, please.
00:10:00I'm sorry.
00:10:01See?
00:10:02This key works.
00:10:05Don't you have family?
00:10:06It's Christmas.
00:10:06Bye.
00:10:07Come on.
00:10:09You're dressed so cute.
00:10:18That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:21Leave.
00:10:38Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:41I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:44Hmm.
00:10:56No, no, no.
00:10:57Lock it down, Chasel.
00:10:59No sympathy.
00:11:01Hey, where are you?
00:11:03Tell me how to help.
00:11:04Cash?
00:11:05Cash?
00:11:12You're sweet, but no.
00:11:14I'm not a charity case.
00:11:16I'll figure it out.
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:20I'll figure it out.
00:11:34How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:36I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:42Hello, kitty.
00:11:42Didn't you hear me?
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:46Oh, my gosh.
00:11:48You're burning up.
00:11:52I swear.
00:11:53This is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:55Okay?
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57It's your heat.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01You just need to sit.
00:12:03Oh, no.
00:12:05Stay.
00:12:06Please.
00:12:07I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:11Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:15I'm fine.
00:12:16No, you're not.
00:12:19Can you take this?
00:12:20What is it?
00:12:21This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No?
00:12:27Uh, yes.
00:12:28You're burning.
00:12:29Open up, please.
00:12:37You are something.
00:12:39I don't remember.
00:12:40All right.
00:12:40If you need me, I will...
00:12:44Don't need me.
00:12:46I like it.
00:12:47Oh.
00:12:51Oh.
00:12:52Oh.
00:13:18What?
00:13:18What are you doing to me?
00:13:19You pervert!
00:13:22What?
00:13:23What are you doing to me?
00:13:24You pervert!
00:13:26Oh.
00:13:27I drag your half-dead soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:31I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:34What do you think of?
00:13:35Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:36No.
00:13:37No, no, wait.
00:13:37I'm sorry.
00:13:38I just thought that...
00:13:39Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:40Just slap me back and we'll be even.
00:13:42Okay?
00:13:43Sweetheart, I don't hit women.
00:13:45Okay?
00:13:46Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:48Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy.
00:13:51Okay?
00:13:51So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:54No!
00:13:54Wait, please.
00:13:55I have nowhere else to go.
00:13:56Okay?
00:13:56I can pay rent.
00:13:58Yeah?
00:13:59Okay, here.
00:13:59This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here!
00:14:03Now get out!
00:14:04No!
00:14:04No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:05Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:14:07I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:14:11And I will pay you back.
00:14:14Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:18Okay?
00:14:19And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:22If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:32You can stay.
00:14:33But I have conditions.
00:14:36Oh, yeah.
00:14:39You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:43My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:45You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:47That is the deal.
00:14:48In exchange, you can stay here until the years.
00:14:52You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:57Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:15:03Easy.
00:15:04Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:15:07And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:15:11Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:15:13Is something funny?
00:15:15No.
00:15:16I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:22And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:26That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:28A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:31I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:33You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:36You should consider writing.
00:15:49Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:51What's your name?
00:15:53Chasel.
00:15:56Chasel Brady?
00:15:57Chasel Brady?
00:15:59Got that.
00:16:00I'll go get my stuff.
00:16:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:04You just got that?
00:16:05After hearing my name.
00:16:06What do you mean by got that?
00:16:08Should I know your name?
00:16:11Oh, you're an actor.
00:16:14I don't do stage plays.
00:16:16Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:19Do you know how many women will kill to be in your position?
00:16:22Yeah, okay, fine.
00:16:23Fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:24Sorry.
00:16:25Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:32Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:36That's my rule.
00:16:40Jesus.
00:16:41She just left like that?
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:53My book.
00:16:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:01Sophie!
00:17:05Oh!
00:17:07Thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:17:11Garbage?
00:17:13Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:17:15My career.
00:17:17Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:22Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:27Funny, because at least my job pays the bills, whereas you have to leech off of your stolen
00:17:32boyfriends for survival.
00:17:39Sophie?
00:17:39Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:48No!
00:17:53What's going on, babe?
00:17:57What's going on, babe?
00:17:59Hook who's here.
00:18:02My charity case, X.
00:18:04Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:18:07Where's the new boyfriend?
00:18:09Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:18:12My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:18He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:20See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:18:21No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, brigid woman like you.
00:18:25Unlike Sophie.
00:18:27She's carrying my baby.
00:18:28We're getting married.
00:18:29But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:33Take care of the baby.
00:18:51A driver?
00:18:52I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:58She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:19:00Pathetic!
00:19:13Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:19:14Hey.
00:19:15Hi.
00:19:16Uh, I know you.
00:19:20Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:24You and Dora?
00:19:25No way.
00:19:26Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:29Just the suitcase.
00:19:30Thanks.
00:19:33Autograph?
00:19:33Maybe later.
00:19:34Come on, let's go.
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:39How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:46Okay, how did you...
00:19:48No, why did you come?
00:19:49Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:51Everyone?
00:19:52Who?
00:19:53Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:55You'll see.
00:19:56Just put this on, you're going to need it.
00:19:59Okay, don't look.
00:20:00Yeah, I won't look.
00:20:02Seriously.
00:20:02I'm looking out the window.
00:20:04Will, too.
00:20:07I didn't see anything.
00:20:18Stay close.
00:20:19Don't say anything.
00:20:25Hey, who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:27Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:28Give an answer to your fans.
00:20:31Holy shit.
00:20:33Who's the blonde?
00:20:34Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:35I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:37I know.
00:20:37That's a word for your fans.
00:20:39Please, be seated.
00:20:44Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:46Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:48I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:51I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:58And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:21:01So, I have invited you all here today.
00:21:04It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:21:07I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:21:11My fiance.
00:21:12How long did you know you can say something?
00:21:17You can't work for your fans.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:20Oh, jeez.
00:21:24Chasel, this was not in the contract.
00:21:26You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:28And no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:30Or you can back out.
00:21:33Up to you.
00:21:47Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:50Or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:52Thank you?
00:21:54For what?
00:21:55For making me famous overnight?
00:21:57In front of the entire country?
00:21:59You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:22:01I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:22:06I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:22:08It's not my fault.
00:22:09You live under a rock?
00:22:10You know what?
00:22:10Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:22:17You're welcome.
00:22:28This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:40You wrote this?
00:22:43You wrote this?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:48The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:51Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:53I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:55How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:57You call it romance?
00:22:58The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03So, how do I fix it?
00:23:06I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:23:09Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:23:14One leaves, the next one comes.
00:23:16You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:23:20Uh, get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:23:26This is gold.
00:23:27Seriously.
00:23:28Okay, so wait.
00:23:29How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:34It's primitive.
00:23:36He can't help it.
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:42Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:45Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:51Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:57Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:24:02So, when you were helping me earlier, this happened...
00:24:08Don't even dream it?
00:24:11Uh, lesson's over.
00:24:13My house is a disaster.
00:24:14You probably should clean it.
00:24:16Thanks, Jim.
00:24:25Oh, cool.
00:24:26I know these directors.
00:24:30Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:32He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:35He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:38Chasel!
00:24:39Chasel!
00:24:41Chasel!
00:24:42You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:48My house!
00:24:50My house!
00:24:52What are you doing?
00:24:53Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:54Okay, I can see that.
00:24:56Why are you naked?
00:24:58I don't know.
00:24:59Gee, I live here.
00:25:00Okay, okay.
00:25:01Let's get one thing straight.
00:25:02This is my household, okay?
00:25:04I'm the boss.
00:25:06And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:25:08Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:25:10I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:25:14Hey!
00:25:15No!
00:25:16You don't see them.
00:25:17What do you want?
00:25:19Party!
00:25:20This party!
00:25:21Take me!
00:25:23No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:25But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:27See Edison Gray.
00:25:28He's an investor.
00:25:29It could change my life.
00:25:32I'm dressed.
00:25:34Think about it.
00:25:35If Edison Gray buys my novel,
00:25:37I'll have money.
00:25:39So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:42Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:43Think about it.
00:25:52You really have a thing
00:25:53for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:26:01You really have a thing
00:26:02for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:26:07Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:26:12Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:26:15Or does the narcissism
00:26:16just flow out of you naturally?
00:26:19Is this how you beg?
00:26:22Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:25You are the most charming,
00:26:27kind, amazing, smart,
00:26:30perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:33You'll take me.
00:26:34Won't you?
00:26:36Fine.
00:26:38I'll get you in.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40But I'm not pitching
00:26:41your sad little novel for you.
00:26:44Okay?
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46That's on you.
00:26:49But the people at this party,
00:26:50they're vultures.
00:26:51Okay?
00:26:52You gotta at least
00:26:54look the part.
00:26:56Can't you smell that?
00:26:58Smell what?
00:26:59It's the smell of poverty
00:27:01and failure.
00:27:01And one.
00:27:04Apologize.
00:27:07Okay, Misha.
00:27:08Looked like a million bucks
00:27:10on a zero dollar budget.
00:27:11Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:27Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:29Oh no.
00:27:31This ring...
00:27:31Yeah, baby!
00:27:32It fits perfectly.
00:27:33It's meant to be.
00:27:34I have to have it.
00:27:35I can't let them see me here.
00:27:39I can't let them see me here.
00:27:41Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:44This ring?
00:27:44It's everything.
00:27:45I...
00:27:46I need it.
00:27:47It fits perfectly.
00:27:48It has to be mine.
00:27:48Get it for me now, please.
00:27:49Please, please, please.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:50Yeah, you got it.
00:27:52Are you writing?
00:27:54You can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:58I'm staring at my nightmare.
00:27:59I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:28:02I want to run.
00:28:05Don't let them win.
00:28:06Spit on them.
00:28:09I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:28:13Dora!
00:28:16I see you're here all alone.
00:28:19I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:28:24Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:28For you, everything.
00:28:44What are you doing?
00:28:48Disgusting.
00:28:51Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:55I just texted Dee to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:59Could she be?
00:29:01No, no.
00:29:02Impossible.
00:29:03Dee is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:29:06Dora is a walking disaster.
00:29:08If she were Dee, I would rather die.
00:29:12Everything in the store in her size.
00:29:15Bag it up.
00:29:16Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:29:20You got that?
00:29:21Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:29:26Going for $300,000?
00:29:29Oh, $300,000?
00:29:31We will take it.
00:29:37Look at that.
00:29:38Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:40See that?
00:29:41There you go, Dora.
00:29:41Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:45I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:50Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:54That's it.
00:29:55Mm-hmm.
00:29:57God, you know what?
00:29:57It must be exhausting.
00:29:59Acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:30:02Me too.
00:30:03You're just so adorable.
00:30:05Dora, we have places to be.
00:30:14Are you done yet?
00:30:16We're going to be late.
00:30:17All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:30:19If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:30:23One, two.
00:30:34She, she is amazing.
00:30:37So, how do I look?
00:30:39Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:43Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:50Could you come in for a second?
00:30:58Uh.
00:30:59I need help with my zipper.
00:31:01Come on.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:29Thanks.
00:31:31I'll be outside.
00:31:35Get it together.
00:31:37She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:39Not Lovely D.
00:31:41Okay.
00:32:23Wow.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25Um, I am so sorry.
00:32:26That was a complete accident.
00:32:28Um.
00:32:28Yeah, for sure.
00:32:30Did you plan that?
00:32:31Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:34That.
00:32:35Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:37Did I plan that?
00:32:38A little bit.
00:32:39Yeah.
00:32:40No.
00:32:40My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:43What'd that thought?
00:32:48Voila.
00:32:56Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:58Don't get me wrong.
00:32:59Okay?
00:33:00I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:06Other foot.
00:33:08Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:12So, Addison Grace is going to be here.
00:33:13I'm going to be fine.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:33:18These people can smell desperation.
00:33:20Starving animal?
00:33:21That's so rude.
00:33:22I'm not going to be like a...
00:33:23Oh, my God.
00:33:24That's Addison Grace.
00:33:25Don't stare.
00:33:26Don't stare.
00:33:26Don't stare.
00:33:27Just look anywhere else.
00:33:28Don't look him in the eyes.
00:33:30Okay.
00:33:30So, if you guys buy Novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:33:34That's impossible.
00:33:36I just got new chrome.
00:33:39Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:41The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:44Chazel!
00:33:45Glad you could make it.
00:33:47Addison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:49This is Dora.
00:33:51She is a writer.
00:33:53Oh.
00:33:54Oh, your hand.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56And she is brilliant.
00:33:58I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:34:00Really?
00:34:01You need to read her manuscript.
00:34:02I'm telling you.
00:34:06I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:34:10Look at her.
00:34:11She's so plain.
00:34:13Please, Dora.
00:34:14It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:34:16You know him.
00:34:17He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:34:20Well, it's working.
00:34:21Look at him together.
00:34:22He looks so...
00:34:24I mean, he even introduced her to Addison.
00:34:27Don't be silly.
00:34:28Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:34:31He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:33He's America's quarterback.
00:34:35You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:36This whole fiancé thing is just in cry for you to take him back.
00:34:40Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:45It's a story just about a small town girl.
00:34:49She actually runs into the...
00:34:52Sorry.
00:34:53I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:54Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:56It's got potential.
00:34:57Really?
00:34:58Yeah.
00:34:58Oh, I think that's...
00:35:00Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:35:01I gotta take this.
00:35:02Yeah, totally.
00:35:03Bye.
00:35:04Chazel?
00:35:07Long time to see.
00:35:08Laura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:35:12And this must be your new friend.
00:35:16Laura Vance.
00:35:17It's a pleasure.
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:19Don't take it.
00:35:20No.
00:35:22Who is this?
00:35:24Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no-home-wrecking
00:35:29clause in the contract.
00:35:31Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:35:35She's just a clean ex.
00:35:37We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:39We'll just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:41She'll be gone.
00:35:42Okay.
00:35:43I'll help you.
00:35:44But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:46Fine.
00:35:46I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:48You're a cheap student.
00:35:49Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce your new friend?
00:35:52I can do it.
00:35:53I'm Dora.
00:35:54It's nice to meet you.
00:35:55Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:57This is Dora, my fiance.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:09Oh, my God.
00:36:11Chazel's serious this time.
00:36:13Who is that girl?
00:36:14I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the aisle.
00:36:20Uh-huh.
00:36:23Chazel.
00:36:24Uh-huh.
00:36:25Always a comedian.
00:36:28Well, regardless, right?
00:36:31Congratulations, fiance or not.
00:36:33Um, but, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:38Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:40It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:42I would love to sit up and meeting with you.
00:36:44Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:46Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:48Hold this.
00:36:51Oh, Eddie.
00:36:52You're always the sentimental fool.
00:36:55But this?
00:36:57This is pathetic.
00:36:58You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:37:03It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:37:06Trash.
00:37:07Trash.
00:37:12Trash.
00:37:13No, no!
00:37:14No!
00:37:17No!
00:37:18No!
00:37:22No!
00:37:24No!
00:37:26No!
00:37:27No!
00:37:27No!
00:37:28No!
00:37:29No!
00:37:30No!
00:37:31No!
00:37:35Are you insane?
00:37:37Protect the paper!
00:37:38Come on!
00:37:39Come on!
00:37:41God!
00:37:43Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:45You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:48Oh my God, I wasn't drowning.
00:37:49It's cold.
00:37:50And this is my life, okay?
00:37:52This is my work.
00:37:54Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:57Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:59I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:38:01It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:38:03It's typical.
00:38:04Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:38:10Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:38:13And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:38:16Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:38:20Is she really worth your reputation, Jaisal?
00:38:23Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:27The only thing low here is your act.
00:38:30Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:38:32It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:36How could you...
00:38:38Apologize to her now.
00:38:41Let's just calm down, Jaisal.
00:38:44All right, Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:47And that's fine, we just...
00:38:48Save it.
00:38:48This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:50Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:53or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:55What's it going to be?
00:38:58Can you just apologize, Jaisal?
00:39:01Hmm.
00:39:05I...
00:39:07Apologize.
00:39:12Where did you go?
00:39:17I gotta be honest, though, Dora, she is fine.
00:39:20No, she is not.
00:39:21I caught, but I can see it.
00:39:23No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:39:26Pretty soon, he'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:39Seriously?
00:39:40You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:43Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:47She called my life's work trash!
00:39:51Okay?
00:39:52That's like someone being like,
00:39:53your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:57Oh, my God.
00:39:59Okay.
00:39:59One, they're vaulted.
00:40:01Okay.
00:40:02Okay?
00:40:03Two.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:05It's almost midnight.
00:40:07Decapitate her in your next draft, but please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:40:13How are you so cold?
00:40:16Okay?
00:40:17Why don't men know how to consult...
00:40:21...a hysterical woman?
00:40:24Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:40:27Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:40:30Okay?
00:40:31Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:40Come here.
00:40:45Like this?
00:40:48Come here.
00:40:59Like this?
00:41:00now? Are you feeling better now? Today he jumped in the pool to save me, and now he's
00:41:08comforting me? What? Christ, you know, you recognize you're tragic. Buy a waterproof
00:41:28next time. What the hell was that? I almost kissed her. The walking disaster?
00:41:56My heart never raced like this for Felix. Not even once. So why is it going crazy now?
00:42:02Oh no. Don't tell me I'm actually calling for him.
00:42:08Dee is my soulmate. I'm sure of that.
00:42:12Dora? She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house. That's it.
00:42:21Hey, what are you up to?
00:42:31Confession. I might be into someone, and it's terrifying.
00:42:45Good morning, Sleeping Beauty. Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:51cold. Fine. I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:43:07Jesus, Chasel. Oh my God, what did you do?
00:43:14An alcoholic Christmas tree? You are so drunk, and talented.
00:43:42Wait. Jesus, Chasel. Stop. You're burning up. We need a doctor. Now, come on.
00:43:48No doctors, no press. Are you serious right now? You're burning up.
00:43:58Imagine the tabloids.
00:44:0022 degree fever takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:44:04No, I'd rather die.
00:44:08Wow. Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:44:12Also, what the hell? Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:44:17Fuck. You are scarily perceptive, and you're not crying.
00:44:23Fine. Die here. I'm not planning your funeral.
00:44:33She's kinda cute.
00:44:56Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:58Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:45:03Now comes the million dollar question.
00:45:06What's her next move?
00:45:30Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:45:34It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:45:39Right. And I'm the Pope.
00:45:47Bathroom? Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:50Oh, come on. Oh, me. Okay.
00:45:58Chasel! I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:46:04Chasel?
00:46:06Are you home?
00:46:09Thank God, you're so heavy.
00:46:13Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:46:15What? You want to see me naked again?
00:46:18No. I just...
00:46:20I'm worried. What if you fall or something?
00:46:22I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:46:26Unless that's, uh...
00:46:29Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:46:32You're shameless.
00:46:39Damn.
00:46:40You really went for that?
00:46:41It was an accident, I swear.
00:46:43Sure it was.
00:46:44It was.
00:46:44Oh, my God!
00:46:49Oh, my God!
00:46:52Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:53What am I doing here?
00:46:55After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:47:01Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:47:05You know, I thought he hired an actress. Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:47:12But, uh, after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:47:19Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:47:22Uh, you know what? Case closed. Now you see we are a real happy couple. So please leave.
00:47:29Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:47:35They want to see you. So you will bring your fiancée.
00:47:40Seven o'clock sharp.
00:47:43I can't, okay? I'm sick. I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:47:49Oh, yeah. Men don't get sick. They get dramatic. Take a pill and stop the theatrics. Be there.
00:48:00Oh, yes, dear. Be careful. Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:48:07I mean, what is a man? Uh, legs? A cock? And words that just float out of their mouth and
00:48:17disappear once they're said. Right. You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:48:24Yeah. Come on, grandma. Hey.
00:48:31Wow. Your grandma's so cool.
00:48:39Nope. Oh. I can't do this.
00:48:44Your parents probably use solid gold toothpicks and I'm going to say something stupid and then
00:48:49they'll have me arrested for poor taste. Think of it like, like research. My family makes your
00:48:55villains look like amateurs.
00:48:59Okay, but where's your grandma? I thought she'd be here for this.
00:49:04She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:49:08She passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing. Oh.
00:49:13You ready?
00:49:15Okay. Go? Okay. You knock.
00:49:28Uh, mom, dad, this is Dora.
00:49:36It's so nice to meet you both.
00:49:42Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:56Wash potatoes are really good.
00:49:59Didn't make that thrown up, but.
00:50:03We saw Aura at the club.
00:50:06She looked radiant.
00:50:10Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:50:12You were a perfect match.
00:50:16Mom, Dora is right here.
00:50:19Please, show some respect.
00:50:21It's okay.
00:50:22Respect?
00:50:24For what?
00:50:25A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:50:31Let me be clear.
00:50:33That will never happen.
00:50:39You know what?
00:50:41I am not surprised.
00:50:43This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:50:46Watch your tone.
00:50:48We're stating facts.
00:50:50This family has standards.
00:50:52Your standard.
00:50:54Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:56You only care about money, about status.
00:50:59I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:51:03I can't think of one time.
00:51:05Grow up, son.
00:51:06You're not a person.
00:51:08You're a franchise.
00:51:09And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:51:13Her name is Dora.
00:51:16And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:19It's my life.
00:51:19I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:51:21Got it?
00:51:22Not while you parry my name.
00:51:29Maybe I don't want it.
00:51:35I'm sorry.
00:51:36Let's go.
00:51:37Okay, Chasel.
00:51:50Slow down.
00:51:51It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:52No, you're right.
00:51:53I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:55Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:59They're just worried about you, that's all.
00:52:02Worried?
00:52:03Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:52:06I don't.
00:52:07Don't you dare defend them.
00:52:10Don't you dare defend them.
00:52:12I'm not defending them.
00:52:13I'm defending you, okay?
00:52:15You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:52:18You don't get it, okay?
00:52:19You never will.
00:52:20You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything?
00:52:24You can't script real life.
00:52:27Okay, fine, fine.
00:52:29Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:52:31I won't do it again.
00:52:33You can trust me on that.
00:52:35Just let me out.
00:52:36Let me out.
00:52:37Please stop the car.
00:52:38I am, I am.
00:52:39Now.
00:52:44Fine, enjoy your walk.
00:52:45Oh, I will.
00:52:52Wait, what?
00:52:54Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:57This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:59Asshole.
00:53:04Doris?
00:53:07Damn it.
00:53:08Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:53:10She was just trying to help.
00:53:12You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:53:24Dora!
00:53:29She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:53:32How are you thinking?
00:53:44Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:53:47And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:53:51Your writing has soul.
00:53:53It's rare.
00:53:56Thanks.
00:53:58I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:54:01And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:54:04But not just a book.
00:54:07A whole bigger scale, a biography.
00:54:10A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:54:14Now, hear me out.
00:54:15Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:54:18I get that.
00:54:19But you, Dora.
00:54:22You have the keys.
00:54:27This is it.
00:54:28The career break I've prayed for.
00:54:31But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:54:34Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:54:36But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:54:39I won't call mine his back.
00:54:43You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:54:45And hey, I get it.
00:54:47I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:54:52But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:54:55Are you, Dora?
00:54:56You're the real thing.
00:54:59Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:55:04Look, I know.
00:55:05You're concerned.
00:55:06And you have every right to be.
00:55:09But the offer stands.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:12And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way...
00:55:18Call me.
00:55:24I will.
00:55:26Thanks.
00:55:28You're that goddamn Dora?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:55:40Do you know this woman?
00:55:41No idea.
00:55:43You cheating skank.
00:55:45What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:55:48You don't deserve Chasel.
00:55:51Get out of his life.
00:55:55Enough.
00:56:01Dora, call me back, okay?
00:56:02I was an idiot.
00:56:04Just please let me know you're safe.
00:56:07Okay?
00:56:16Look, I was angry.
00:56:19I shouldn't have left you there.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23That's weak.
00:56:30It was a bad play.
00:56:32I overreacted.
00:56:34And it won't happen again.
00:56:36Yeah, that's better.
00:56:37I like that.
00:56:47You got this Chasel?
00:56:50Thank you again for everything.
00:56:53Yeah, of course.
00:56:54And I meant it when I said it, you have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:59Seriously though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:57:06I appreciate it.
00:57:07Of course.
00:57:09And I will get this drag queen and return it to you.
00:57:12That you will not do because it looks way better on you and you're going to keep it.
00:57:16What?
00:57:16You're going to keep it.
00:57:17It's great.
00:57:17It's a little bad.
00:57:18I think so.
00:57:22Chasel.
00:57:26Hi.
00:57:27I was calling you.
00:57:29Didn't you get my messages?
00:57:30My phone died.
00:57:32And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:57:37After a little incident.
00:57:41Great.
00:57:42Always playing the hero.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:45Appreciate the assist.
00:57:46Of course.
00:57:47Love to.
00:57:48Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:57:51They're getting a little fancy.
00:57:53I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:57:56Oh, you do?
00:58:00Excuse me?
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:02Is that yours?
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:03Oh, that's nice.
00:58:05Wow.
00:58:06All right.
00:58:07Well, I don't know.
00:58:09My offer still stands.
00:58:11Thanks.
00:58:15And Dora, just remember.
00:58:18Keep that backbone.
00:58:27Hey, Sol.
00:58:31What is wrong with you?
00:58:32Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:58:35Excuse me?
00:58:36He was just helping me.
00:58:38Excuse me?
00:58:39He was just helping me.
00:58:40News flash.
00:58:41You're my fiance now.
00:58:42That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:58:46Cozying up?
00:58:47It's called basic human decency.
00:58:49Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:58:52He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:58:54He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:56So this is not about the media.
00:58:58You're just jealous.
00:58:59Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:59:01I won't.
00:59:03Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street.
00:59:08Alone.
00:59:18I'm sorry.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:21I apologize with step one.
00:59:23You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:59:35Shit.
00:59:40Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:59:42They're getting a little pantsy.
00:59:44Yeah.
00:59:45He wasn't wrong.
00:59:47I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:59:49And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:59:57A hypothetical question.
00:59:59If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
01:00:14How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
01:00:21He's into someone?
01:00:22Since when?
01:00:24Start with a real apology.
01:00:26No excuses.
01:00:28Then show you listen.
01:00:29A thoughtful gift.
01:00:30A real date.
01:00:31Actions.
01:00:32Not just words.
01:00:36Thanks.
01:00:37Good advice.
01:00:42Dora, are you awake?
01:00:47Dora, are you awake?
01:00:51No.
01:00:53Then go away.
01:00:55I'm officially boycotting you.
01:00:57Look, I get it.
01:00:59You have every right to be pissed.
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:03Okay, I was a jackass.
01:01:05Leaving you out there was...
01:01:09It was unforgivable.
01:01:11And I just saw the news.
01:01:14The wine thing?
01:01:15I didn't know.
01:01:20Look, you were right.
01:01:22I don't own you.
01:01:24I don't own you.
01:01:24And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:01:30Chasel is apologizing.
01:01:34Good night.
01:01:36Oh, and I got you an early Christmas present, so I'll just leave it at the door.
01:01:43I don't know.
01:02:05Chasel bought me a gift?
01:02:30Chasel bought me a gift.
01:02:46Christmas gifts
01:02:48For the writer who's going to change the world
01:02:50She deserves a sweater too
01:02:53P.S.
01:02:54Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:02:57Not as fake fiancés
01:02:58Just us
01:03:02An apology
01:03:03Some gifts
01:03:04And asking me on a date
01:03:07That's exactly what I told C to do
01:03:18Fine
01:03:19You're forgiven
01:03:20And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow
01:03:26Your graciousness humbles me, your highness
01:03:28I'll try to be worthy
01:03:43To anyone coming for my fiance
01:03:46The next photo you see
01:03:48Will be a lawsuit
01:03:49We're happy
01:03:51Back off
01:03:53Merry Christmas
01:04:04Is this real
01:04:04Or is it just part of the act
01:04:08Is he actually falling for me
01:04:14Chasel?
01:04:15Coming
01:04:17Did you forget your keys again?
01:04:21Good morning
01:04:22We need to talk
01:04:26What are you not happy to see me?
01:04:33Oh gosh
01:04:34Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox
01:04:37I can smell the regret
01:04:42Oh
01:04:42Is that burnt eggs
01:04:44Or did a sewer main break in here?
01:04:45Oh
01:04:46That's the breakfast Chasel made for me
01:04:48Now did you need something?
01:04:50Or did you just come to
01:04:51Complain about the air quality?
01:04:53Don't act like Chasel cooks for you
01:04:54I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen
01:04:57And I cannot believe
01:04:59That you live with him dressed like that
01:05:01Like a little country mouse
01:05:04On an ounce of womanliness
01:05:06Oh
01:05:08What exactly is womanliness?
01:05:11This
01:05:12Head to toe couture
01:05:14Chanel on my body
01:05:16Hermes on my arm
01:05:19Well he's not here
01:05:20So
01:05:21If the atmosphere is too common
01:05:23The door is right there
01:05:25I know
01:05:25That he's not here
01:05:27I came for you
01:05:31How much
01:05:33To walk away from him?
01:05:35God
01:05:36The villainous offer scene
01:05:38I've written this a million times
01:05:40Time to improvise
01:05:44Ten million cash
01:05:45And I want it in unmarked bills
01:05:47Like it is in the movies
01:05:48Ten million
01:05:51Oh
01:05:52That's not written in the story
01:05:56Chasel
01:05:57Why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:05:58You have people to do that for you
01:06:00You know
01:06:01Ten million?
01:06:03That's my going rate
01:06:05Twenty?
01:06:07Yeah, twenty
01:06:08Split fifty fifty
01:06:09Right?
01:06:10Twenty million?
01:06:11What are you two robbers?
01:06:13Can't pay?
01:06:15Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then
01:06:17I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:06:19I mean
01:06:19Some love story
01:06:20Oh, oh
01:06:21Oh
01:06:22But
01:06:22But she can afford it
01:06:24This little country mouse
01:06:26She's not buying me
01:06:27She actually
01:06:28Owns me
01:06:29Now
01:06:29If you don't mind
01:06:30We have a date
01:06:31So you need to go
01:06:32No
01:06:34A bye-bye
01:06:35I hope never to see you again
01:06:39Sick sweater
01:06:40Am I right?
01:06:41They're pretty sick
01:06:42I think you look pretty good
01:06:43I know
01:06:45Chase, oh
01:06:46We need to talk
01:06:48I love you
01:06:52Alright, come on
01:06:52Thank you
01:06:53What movie are we seeing?
01:06:56Uh, it's a new one
01:06:57You can tell me in the car
01:06:58Pebbles
01:06:58Wait, wait, wait
01:07:00You think you're going on a date?
01:07:03Not while I'm here
01:07:07Think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:07:09Maybe
01:07:09But let them
01:07:10Yeah, I don't care
01:07:15I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:07:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate
01:07:19My boyfriend's in there
01:07:21Since when am I your driver?
01:07:22And since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:07:25Since forever
01:07:25Just drive
01:07:28Extra butter
01:07:29The only way to watch a movie
01:07:33Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:07:36Which is illegal in 12 states
01:07:38First of all, mind your own business
01:07:40And second of all, what's up with you?
01:07:42Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse
01:07:45No, be honest
01:07:46This door has more talent than you
01:07:47I'm just, I'm just singles
01:07:48Oh, they're gone
01:07:52So, when you said movie
01:07:55You meant a romantic movie?
01:07:58I heard girls like this movie
01:07:59And I think it'll help with your writing
01:08:03Excuse me
01:08:04What the fuck are you doing?
01:08:07Oh my god
01:08:08What are the odds?
01:08:09I love this director
01:08:11So I ran into war outside
01:08:41She insisted that we see this film
01:08:43I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career
01:08:44Something she actually needs
01:08:45Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:08:48This is a movie theater on our swingers park
01:08:50Thank you
01:08:51I'm sorry
01:08:53Oh my god
01:08:54You're Chase Labrady
01:08:56And you're my fiancee
01:09:00No
01:09:01No way
01:09:02Oh my god
01:09:04Huge fan
01:09:04Oh, thank you
01:09:05Thank you
01:09:06You guys have fun
01:09:06Let me go get some air
01:09:09You know
01:09:10It's a movie going on
01:09:15You know, you and Edison would make a really great couple
01:09:17You should really consider taking him up on his offer
01:09:20Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world
01:09:26And you do?
01:09:27Of course I do
01:09:29His parents love me
01:09:31They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name
01:09:35But you wouldn't understand that
01:09:37Because you're just a gold digger
01:09:39Whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died
01:09:46Say whatever you want about me
01:09:48But don't ever bring up my parents again
01:09:51Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:10:00What the hell are you doing?
01:10:03She attacked me
01:10:04I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy
01:10:06Oh, you liar
01:10:07I mean, I remind everybody
01:10:09There is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak
01:10:11So we need to go now
01:10:14Edison, take Dora out back
01:10:16I'll handle this
01:10:26Knock it off, Aura
01:10:28Don't pee like that
01:10:30Don't pee like that, Chasey
01:10:30Think clearly
01:10:32Our business
01:10:35A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense
01:10:39I'm the best option for you
01:10:42I mean
01:10:44Don't you remember how good we were together?
01:10:51Are you okay?
01:10:53Okay, look, for what it's worth
01:10:54I believe you
01:10:55I do
01:10:56I'm sure she was the one who started it
01:10:58Why do you believe me over her?
01:10:59Aren't you two friends?
01:11:01Because I've known Aura for years
01:11:02And I know what she's like when she's jealous
01:11:04Okay, well, clearly Chasell doesn't see it
01:11:05Okay, hold on
01:11:06Hold on
01:11:06You never know what that was, okay?
01:11:08You could have been getting you out of the line fire
01:11:09Okay?
01:11:11Just don't assume
01:11:12When all this blows over, just go ask her yourself
01:11:16You're right
01:11:16Yeah
01:11:18I'm gonna go see you now
01:11:20Oh, no
01:11:23Hey, boy
01:11:29Dora
01:11:34Thanks
01:11:38We're done, Aura
01:11:40Stay away from both of us
01:11:44Don't touch me
01:11:46Dora, this isn't what you think
01:11:48Oh, isn't it?
01:11:49Since you're still clearly hung up on her
01:11:51Let's just throw this whole contract thing away
01:11:53I'm done being your fake fiance
01:11:56When I get the money, please let me buy that house
01:11:59That's all I'm asking
01:12:01Look, the contract
01:12:03After everything
01:12:04You think any of this
01:12:05Defending you
01:12:06Jumping in a pool
01:12:07Is because of some sort of paper?
01:12:09Is that really what you believe?
01:12:11I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel
01:12:14But I'm not here to be a third wheel
01:12:16A relationship for three?
01:12:18No thanks
01:12:20It's time I walk away
01:12:30I'm done being your fake fiance
01:12:34Fake fiance?
01:12:36Oh, you two are so, so screwed
01:12:43Dora?
01:12:44Wait, I
01:12:45It wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:12:47Please just let me explain
01:12:48Explain
01:12:50What?
01:12:51It's Christmas Eve
01:12:53I thought I'd drop by
01:12:55It is a family time, you know?
01:12:58I'll be staying over
01:12:59What's wrong?
01:13:01You look like you've seen a ghost
01:13:05Unless
01:13:06Unless
01:13:06Unless this whole engagement thing was a lie
01:13:10No!
01:13:13We're so
01:13:14Very much in love
01:13:15Chasel
01:13:16Dora
01:13:17You better be telling the truth
01:13:21Really
01:13:23I hope so
01:13:25You're so cute, Grandma
01:13:27We love you
01:13:28You know I love you
01:13:37Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura
01:13:39It was not what it looked like, okay?
01:13:41Oh, it looks like you were holding her
01:13:44Like you still have feelings for her
01:13:45I don't want to see you
01:13:47I was getting her off me
01:13:48And I told her very clearly
01:13:49That I am done with her
01:13:51You expect me to believe that?
01:13:54Yeah, okay
01:13:54Please, I was about to tell you
01:13:56There's just a lot of things going on
01:13:57I don't know
01:13:58Hey!
01:13:59I don't want to hear it
01:14:00That was the last time
01:14:02I don't want to hear it
01:14:04Okay?
01:14:05That was the last time
01:14:07Tomorrow
01:14:07We tell your grandmother the truth
01:14:11Are you serious?
01:14:15After all that
01:14:16You still think this is about Aura?
01:14:17I mean
01:14:18How can you still not understand?
01:14:20It's not about that
01:14:21Understand what?
01:14:22What is it about?
01:14:26Understand?
01:14:28Stop
01:14:30Understand that the only one I love
01:14:35Is you
01:14:43You what?
01:14:45I said
01:14:46I love you
01:14:48And I mean it
01:14:50I think
01:14:52I think I started falling for you a long time ago
01:14:56And
01:14:59Way before I ever knew it was you
01:15:28And
01:15:29You've been staring at me?
01:15:31Dispiring the view.
01:15:40Merry Christmas, Dara.
01:15:42Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:15:46All right, get up.
01:15:48We're going out.
01:15:50Where are we going?
01:15:51Christmas shopping.
01:15:53I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:15:57Last minute.
01:15:58I know.
01:16:00All right, five more minutes and we'll go.
01:16:02Okay.
01:16:03So comfy.
01:16:05I know.
01:16:07Okay.
01:16:09How about this one?
01:16:11It's perfect.
01:16:13Yeah.
01:16:14Really?
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16We'll take it.
01:16:18Okay.
01:16:20I'll go change.
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:16:25You're Chazel Brady and that's Dara.
01:16:27Dara, I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:16:31You two are perfect together.
01:16:33Thanks.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:54I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:17:04Is everything okay?
01:17:07Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:17:09We can explain.
01:17:11We'll be there in 10 minutes.
01:17:14Is everything okay?
01:17:15We have to go, like, now.
01:17:17Okay.
01:17:18Come on.
01:17:25Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:17:26You're making me nervous.
01:17:27Our fight at the cinema?
01:17:30Someone recorded it.
01:17:31The entire thing.
01:17:32What?
01:17:34It's everywhere, Dara.
01:17:35Online.
01:17:36Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:17:41Dad?
01:17:42What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:17:44Are you lying about this engagement?
01:17:45My phone is blowing up.
01:17:46The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:17:47They're threatening to pull out.
01:17:48I will handle the sponsors.
01:17:50You better.
01:17:52But Dara is my fiancée.
01:17:54And that won't change.
01:17:58Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:18:00If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora,
01:18:02if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with,
01:18:05there would be nothing to record.
01:18:07Hey, hey, stop that.
01:18:07Okay, this is not your fault.
01:18:10And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:18:11I just need to go to the stadium,
01:18:14deal with the press, the team.
01:18:16Hey, can you just talk to Grandma,
01:18:18explain what's happening?
01:18:20Of course.
01:18:22We're gonna get through this.
01:18:24I promise.
01:18:26No matter what, I'm with you.
01:18:34I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:18:37You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dara
01:18:41and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:18:45It's clean.
01:18:47Are you telling me to be a coward?
01:18:49Lie to the entire world and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:18:53All right, then what's your play?
01:18:55The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:18:58The best play would be to marry me.
01:19:03What?
01:19:05You.
01:19:06I knew it.
01:19:07You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:19:09I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:19:12Oh, seriously.
01:19:15So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:19:19I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:19:21This is all my fault.
01:19:23Nonsense.
01:19:24This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:19:28and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:19:33Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life
01:19:38and he has never, not even once,
01:19:42let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:19:46The fact that you are here now
01:19:49shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:19:53But his parents...
01:19:55Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:19:59I'll take care of them.
01:20:02Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:20:10Face it, Chasel.
01:20:12I'm your only option.
01:20:15You think you can corner me?
01:20:16Into marrying you?
01:20:18There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:20:20I don't respond to threats.
01:20:23Because I told you we're done.
01:20:26The only woman I love
01:20:27and that I will marry
01:20:30is Dora.
01:20:32And as for what you did,
01:20:34my lawyer will be in touch.
01:20:40Un-fucking-believable.
01:20:44Dora!
01:20:46I'm home.
01:20:47I'm home.
01:20:48We need to talk.
01:20:49She's gone, Chasel.
01:20:51What do you mean she's gone?
01:20:53Where did she go?
01:20:55Gone.
01:20:56Gone?
01:20:57Gone?
01:21:02I don't understand why I leave when you clearly love each other.
01:21:07Don't you trust Chasel?
01:21:09Oh, yes.
01:21:11I trust him.
01:21:15And that's exactly why I can't stay
01:21:17and become his weakness.
01:21:20But don't worry.
01:21:22In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:21:24And I need to write my next chapter.
01:21:27You know my fans are waiting.
01:21:29I couldn't be here.
01:21:31I'll miss you.
01:21:34You made the right choice
01:21:35in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:21:37All right.
01:21:40No!
01:21:42I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:21:45And by yourself.
01:21:47You seem to forget I'm the best player
01:21:48in football history.
01:21:50They still count on me to win
01:21:51after Christmas break, okay?
01:21:53All right.
01:21:54Crisis averted.
01:21:56What's your next move?
01:21:59Go see about a girl.
01:22:06Dora.
01:22:08This.
01:22:09This.
01:22:10I cannot believe in a million years
01:22:12that you actually wrote your story.
01:22:15It's amazing.
01:22:17Thanks.
01:22:18First time for everything, I guess.
01:22:20I think this all just
01:22:22taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:22:26You know what?
01:22:27I changed my mind.
01:22:29I did.
01:22:30I changed my mind.
01:22:30I want to invest in this story.
01:22:33Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:22:35Dora, do you realize
01:22:36that once people read this,
01:22:38no one's going to care
01:22:39about that video anyway?
01:22:42Okay.
01:22:43Well, let me just publish
01:22:45a few chapters first.
01:22:47My fans have been waiting for it.
01:22:49Oh, I'm sure.
01:22:51Okay.
01:22:53Yes.
01:22:54There it is.
01:22:54Wow.
01:22:57Good job.
01:22:58Thanks.
01:22:58I hope they like it.
01:23:00They're going to love it.
01:23:08I messed up.
01:23:09I know the whole world saw us fighting,
01:23:12but I swear,
01:23:13our relationship is real.
01:23:16Dora is my fiance,
01:23:17the only woman I love.
01:23:18Dora, if you see this,
01:23:20I'm sorry.
01:23:22I'm sorry.
01:23:23I'm sorry.
01:23:28Dora is Dora.
01:23:32Dora is D?
01:23:36Dora is D?
01:23:38Dora is D?
01:23:51Dora is D?
01:24:01Dora is Dora is Dora and I love you.
01:24:06Dora is Dora is Dora.
01:24:17Thank you for your advice before.
01:24:19It definitely helped.
01:24:21But this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:24:34Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:24:43Will you marry me?
01:24:48Is that a yes?
01:24:49Yes.
01:24:49Oh my God.
01:24:56Come here.
01:24:58You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:25:03I mean, no.
01:25:04You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received for you.
01:25:16It's the best Christmas gift.
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