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00:02:10I don't know.
00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:55Late.
00:02:57Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:31I'll see you later.
00:03:37And I'll rise up from these ashes.
00:03:44But for now, I'm enjoying my blue, blue whiskey-colored glasses.
00:03:52In one way or another, she's going to get what she wants, and you're going to be wondering
00:03:54if it's yours.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Here's the name.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:17It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:38Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:09What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:26You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:35Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:38Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just howling around.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:10He's always good.
00:06:12I don't know.
00:06:12Have a good, good.
00:06:34No, it's tough.
00:06:34I'll tell you about that.
00:06:34I've been around with my프만.
00:06:35What?
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:24Oh, my God.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:08:17What the fuck are you doing?
00:08:21I guess they were right about you.
00:08:30I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:53Oh, my God.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:09:15Let's go.
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00:15:02What are you doing?
00:15:07I'm sorry.
00:15:08You know, now that you're not using, you're gonna have to find a new way to make money.
00:15:12Oh, you mean like get a job?
00:15:14The diner's looking for help.
00:15:19You're right.
00:15:20Do you want a place to crash or not?
00:15:26Are you serious?
00:15:30Oh, my goodness.
00:16:05What's up, Veronica?
00:16:07Long time?
00:16:08I just saw you in biology.
00:16:10You know what I mean.
00:16:12Anyways, how's your story going?
00:16:14Pretty well, actually.
00:16:16Yeah, you know, actually, Roland's writing this really cool story.
00:16:19Oh, sick! That's dope!
00:16:22Can you fuck off?
00:16:29Conrad.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What? He's lurking. It's creepy.
00:16:34So what are you doing for prom?
00:16:36I don't know yet.
00:16:39I can get us a limo.
00:16:41Oh, a limo.
00:16:43You won't regret it.
00:16:47I'll think about it.
00:16:49Sounds good.
00:16:51Anyways, I've got to go.
00:16:53Big sister duty and everything, so...
00:16:54Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Totally gonna tap that ass.
00:17:08Because that's just the thing that people say.
00:17:11Yes, they do.
00:17:13Waiter.
00:17:15Waiter. Waiter!
00:17:17Yes, sir, yes.
00:17:18Can we please get some service?
00:17:20Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry.
00:17:21All right, what can I get you?
00:17:23Well, I was actually really in the mood for a blowjob.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30From your mom...
00:17:31It's funny, guys.
00:17:33Maybe some scrambled eggs and milk.
00:17:37Hey, you Xander?
00:17:40I am.
00:17:42All right, cool.
00:17:44You got any experience?
00:17:46None.
00:17:47You like working with people?
00:17:49Nope.
00:17:50Can you wash dishes?
00:17:53I guess.
00:17:55Great. You start tomorrow.
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:14Come on, kid.
00:18:16What are you waiting for?
00:18:17Halloween?
00:18:18Dude, I'm seriously doing my best over here.
00:18:20Use soap and water.
00:18:23It's not that hard.
00:18:50Careful.
00:18:53Sorry, but if Frank catches you, he's gonna lose his shit.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:59Well, Frank can kiss my ass.
00:19:09I'm rolling.
00:19:12Xander.
00:19:13You work here long?
00:19:15About a year.
00:19:16It's okay.
00:19:17It's my first day and I'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit.
00:19:22You get used to it.
00:19:24Can hardly wait.
00:19:29I'm gonna go back inside.
00:19:37Hey, Roland.
00:19:38Yeah?
00:19:40You know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves.
00:19:45Thanks, but I sorta don't wanna die.
00:20:08Well, that looks disgusting.
00:20:10Do you wanna do the cooking?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12That is your responsibility.
00:20:16Con, uh, grab me one while you're at it, huh?
00:20:18Yep.
00:20:21Thanks.
00:20:21Uh, so Coach thinks I have a pretty good chance of impressing the Scouts next month.
00:20:29Well, don't screw it up, okay?
00:20:33Thanks, Uncle Fred.
00:20:35Thank you for your support.
00:20:36Hey, listen.
00:20:36You wanna get out of this shit hotel?
00:20:39This is it.
00:20:40I mean it.
00:20:41Don't screw it up.
00:21:02Well, it's been under the roof.
00:21:08Hey, Dad.
00:21:10Hey.
00:21:11There's a good mood.
00:21:11Hey, Dad.
00:21:11You're a straight challenger.
00:22:07But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:22:23Oh, God!
00:22:25Fuck!
00:22:27Fuck!
00:22:48Let me get another.
00:22:52Come on, lady, just one more.
00:23:05Hey, beautiful.
00:23:08I'm Xander.
00:23:13Melissa.
00:23:16Can I get you another beer you drink?
00:23:20Excuse me.
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead.
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat.
00:23:32My bad.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:35So get lost.
00:23:36Look, man, I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here, and...
00:23:43You know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:46Hey, can I get another beer over here for my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you.
00:23:53We're leaving.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:54I'm not ready.
00:24:04Look at this.
00:24:06Look at this.
00:24:08Come.
00:24:10That's right.
00:24:12Hey.
00:24:13Um, can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on.
00:24:22Come on.
00:24:22Do you need to step outside?
00:24:24No.
00:24:26Sit up.
00:24:26I'm fine.
00:24:27You don't sound too funny.
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:40Come on.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:44Come on.
00:24:45Come on.
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:47Oh, fuck.
00:24:48Oh.
00:24:49What are you doing?
00:24:51Oh, stop it.
00:24:53Oh.
00:24:56Oh.
00:24:58Oh.
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:02Oh.
00:25:03Oh.
00:25:03Oh, this is disgusting.
00:25:04What the hell?
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08Oh.
00:25:09Hey.
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist.
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:18Oh, God.
00:25:19Oh, God.
00:25:22It's hot.
00:25:23That's so hot.
00:25:28Whoa.
00:25:30Whoa.
00:25:30Wait.
00:25:31Wait.
00:25:32Hello.
00:25:55Dan, you're starting to stink.
00:26:02I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.
00:26:06I'm trying. I am.
00:26:11Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will.
00:26:18I just need some time.
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.
00:26:23She left me, too.
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:30I think I just need some time.
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird.
00:26:51It's cute.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:55She got that for me in West Virginia.
00:26:59It's precious.
00:27:01It's precious.
00:27:04It's just cute.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:11Time.
00:27:15We're all right.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight.
00:27:36Mysterious.
00:27:38Let me get your number.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:51I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women that are into face melting.
00:28:01Get the fuck out.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04Go.
00:28:05You asshole.
00:28:09Yeah, I never texted you back.
00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.
00:28:15Watch it.
00:28:15Watch it.
00:28:16Watch it.
00:28:17Watch it.
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:22Yes!
00:28:23Clean up our nice douche!
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:34Oh, he's all right.
00:28:35He's all right.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:45He's good.
00:28:48Can I help you?
00:28:50How are those sores on your dick?
00:28:53If it still hurts to pee, I know a good urologist.
00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?
00:29:02Messing around with that chick in her parents' basement last year before Christmas?
00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude.
00:29:25You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that.
00:29:39Hey.
00:29:41Roland, right?
00:29:44You need a ride?
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today.
00:29:54Don't worry about it, man.
00:29:56Happy to help.
00:29:59Do you want to come in?
00:30:02Nah.
00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Oh, yeah.
00:30:05Totally.
00:30:06It's not going to be funny, you know, to play video games or whatever, but you know what?
00:30:09Never mind.
00:30:10Doesn't matter.
00:30:11I will see you tomorrow.
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:17Why not?
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Sure thing.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23Awesome.
00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?
00:30:29Uh, my dad does.
00:30:31Where's your dad?
00:30:32He's probably at a bar.
00:30:35Perfect.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40You're kind of being a shitty host right now, you know.
00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:48Yeah, I'll take care of it.
00:30:49It'll be okay.
00:30:50Go.
00:30:51Go.
00:30:52Go.
00:30:56Hey, by the way, is that Veronica chick?
00:31:00She's pretty hot.
00:31:02I know.
00:31:05So why aren't you, you know?
00:31:08Yeah, I know.
00:31:09Ha, ha, ha.
00:31:11Yeah, right.
00:31:17My man.
00:31:23Nice.
00:31:29Oh, I'm good.
00:31:33Hey, Roland, take the beer.
00:31:39Hey, Roland, take the beer.
00:31:45Cheers.
00:31:47Yay.
00:31:51Oh, that's disgusting.
00:31:54Oh, that's disgusting.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:58What the fuck is that thing?
00:32:07What?
00:32:12What is this, an owl?
00:32:15It's, it's my dad's owl.
00:32:17Can you just, can you put it down, please?
00:32:18Oh, that's disgusting.
00:32:20This is beautiful.
00:32:24Shit.
00:32:29I'm sorry, man.
00:32:32Oh, my dad is going to freak.
00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia.
00:32:39West Virginia?
00:32:43Look, man.
00:32:45It's okay.
00:32:46I can fix this.
00:32:48I swear.
00:32:49Look, look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom made of cloth, or?
00:32:56Yeah, I got something.
00:32:59Oh, yeah, this will work.
00:33:00Yeah, it's the towel my mom used to dry herself with.
00:33:03My dad doesn't want to wash it.
00:33:05Gross.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:17Pistachio.
00:33:20Repario.
00:33:32What?
00:33:33Had...
00:33:38Are you a magician?
00:33:45Roland, I'm a witch.
00:33:47A warlock?
00:33:49No, a witch.
00:33:51Oh, a wizard.
00:33:53No, I said a witch.
00:33:58But, no, no way, that's impossible.
00:34:02How did you do this?
00:34:04Can you get it?
00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?
00:34:08Bullshit.
00:34:09No bullshit.
00:34:14What the hell, dude?
00:34:17I just wanted to see if you'd melt.
00:34:21Come here.
00:34:23Hey, I need those.
00:34:25I need...
00:34:28I got news for you, pal.
00:34:30Wait until tomorrow.
00:34:32You're not going to need them then.
00:34:33What am I supposed to read with tonight?
00:34:38Do yourself a favor.
00:34:39Watch some porn.
00:34:58Shut up.
00:34:59I'm sure I'm going to...
00:35:00Oh, God.
00:35:01I'm out of bed.
00:35:28I can see.
00:35:31I mean, I can see we got my glasses on.
00:35:37Whoa.
00:35:38You really are a witch.
00:35:43So I still don't get it.
00:35:44Why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?
00:35:47Listen, man, why is a zebra called a zebra
00:35:50and not just a horse with fucking stripes?
00:35:57Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly,
00:36:01I was like you once.
00:36:03Like me?
00:36:04Yeah, a virgin.
00:36:06Hmm.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:07I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell,
00:36:11but it's the best.
00:36:14It's better than sex.
00:36:16This is why I need this to stay between you and me,
00:36:19because if my roommate finds out about this, he'll kill me.
00:36:23But it's why I'm gonna help you.
00:36:24Yeah?
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:26So next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food.
00:36:30What will this do to him?
00:36:37Pretty much make his life miserable.
00:36:50Did your burger taste funny?
00:36:53No.
00:36:55All right.
00:36:57I can't believe I got a D on that paper.
00:37:00I mean, I've never gotten anything below a B before.
00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid.
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yeah, you are.
00:37:08Maybe you're just plain old dumb.
00:37:13I mean, you're hot, but there's just like not that much going on in your head.
00:37:16Dude, shut up.
00:37:17What?
00:37:17I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with my life.
00:37:24Conrad, stop.
00:37:26I mean, then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing.
00:37:38What?
00:37:39What just happened?
00:37:40Holy shit.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:52Fuck.
00:37:59And you can forget about that whole, when you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three
00:38:05thing.
00:38:06It's bullshit.
00:38:16Fuck, man.
00:38:16It's a good thing.
00:38:17Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah.
00:38:19He gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:21He gonna be an expert on everything.
00:38:23He gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all.
00:38:25Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah.
00:38:27He gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:29I like this.
00:38:30It's getting complicated.
00:38:31Cause you know it, but I can't explain it.
00:38:34Brother gonna be a mama one day, yeah.
00:38:44He's gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:46I like this is that.
00:38:48It's complicated.
00:38:49Cause you know it, but I can't explain it.
00:38:52You need to know what it's all about.
00:38:56He said.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:12He couldn't do that.
00:39:14Hey.
00:39:15Hey.
00:39:17Hey.
00:39:17Hey.
00:39:18Hey.
00:39:18Hey.
00:39:18Hey, hey.
00:39:20Hey.
00:39:20I was good, I guess it's nice, it's complicated cause I know it right, I can't explain it.
00:39:28Oh I can't explain it.
00:39:47He's got a beautiful smile.
00:40:23Oh, fuck, damn it.
00:40:34What the hell are you doing?
00:40:38Uh, nothing.
00:40:41P.E. assignment.
00:40:44Hm.
00:40:53What made you think you could fly?
00:40:55I don't know, it's not what witches do.
00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly.
00:41:01Well, I'm an idiot. What the hell are you doing anyway?
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion.
00:41:07Oh, it smells really bad.
00:41:11Tastes even worse.
00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap.
00:41:17Down the hatch.
00:41:21Well?
00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet, so I guess we'll find out tomorrow.
00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else?
00:41:32Like an object?
00:41:33I read this fairy tale once called The Old Witch.
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl who gets turned into a log by a hat witch.
00:41:39I'm sorry, can I just ask you one question?
00:41:41Yeah, sure.
00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob?
00:41:51You answered it.
00:42:07I think this is gonna work.
00:42:09Relax, it's gonna work.
00:42:11You sure?
00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?
00:42:14What?
00:42:14No.
00:42:17Xander.
00:42:18Hey, have I ever steered you wrong?
00:42:22Yes.
00:42:24Don't have to be a dick about it.
00:42:29Well?
00:42:31I don't recognize the number.
00:42:33So, answer it then.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, Veronica, I'm still here.
00:42:53Conrad, what the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:56Give me a minute.
00:42:58When are you coming out?
00:42:59Give me a second.
00:43:03Oh, shit.
00:43:10Oh, God.
00:43:15Oh, God.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:26All right.
00:43:32Um, hey.
00:43:34Can we, uh, can we talk?
00:43:38There you go.
00:43:43So, uh, you have any trouble finding the place?
00:43:46Uh, no.
00:43:47Why would I?
00:43:51You hungry?
00:43:55You sure?
00:44:01How about a movie?
00:44:02Hey.
00:44:02Listen.
00:44:05Um, I've been thinking a lot, um, about you.
00:44:12About me?
00:44:14Well, you're like the only guy in school who...
00:44:18Who what?
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole.
00:44:23I don't know.
00:44:24Well, I do.
00:44:28I mean...
00:44:30People just...
00:44:31They just treat me like the pretty girl.
00:44:34Very pretty.
00:44:35I mean, not that that's what matters.
00:44:37Sorry.
00:44:38It's okay.
00:44:40Relax.
00:44:48Um...
00:44:49You've, uh...
00:44:50You've never done that before, have you?
00:44:52I mean, what?
00:44:53Was it that obvious?
00:44:57But, listen.
00:44:59I'm...
00:45:00I'm not what they say I am.
00:45:03I don't believe anything they say.
00:45:05I mean...
00:45:07I've never even...
00:45:09Look, I know what they say about me, and it's...
00:45:12It's not true.
00:45:17But...
00:45:17But...
00:45:17If I were to...
00:45:20Be with someone...
00:45:23Um...
00:45:24I'd want it to be you.
00:45:30I'm sorry, I can't do this.
00:45:32What's wrong?
00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica, this is a mistake. You need to go.
00:45:35But, Roland...
00:45:36Just go!
00:45:42Fuck.
00:45:45Fuck.
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:08Look what you left out.
00:46:11Mastering the art of sex spells.
00:46:13Classy.
00:46:15Shit, man.
00:46:16How's it working for you?
00:46:18I'm not using it, I swear.
00:46:20No?
00:46:21No, I met this kid named Roland, and he reminded me of how we were in high school, and...
00:46:25What? Roland? Roland Grimm?
00:46:28Yeah.
00:46:29Fuck you, man. I was nothing like that kid in high school.
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out.
00:46:34You know, with all the bullies and the other joys of being a teenager.
00:46:39What is this? Revenge of the witches?
00:46:41You made a deal with me, you weren't gonna use that shit anymore.
00:46:44I'm not using, I'm just teaching him.
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?
00:46:52Henry.
00:46:53Henry, he can handle it.
00:46:56You weren't ready.
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?
00:47:00You did, and I appreciate that.
00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho.
00:47:06Henry, I need you to trust me.
00:47:08No, why didn't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander.
00:47:20Witch.
00:47:23Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch!
00:47:44Oh, uh, hey.
00:47:46Hey.
00:47:47You got a minute?
00:47:48Um, sure.
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack.
00:47:59Stepbrother.
00:48:00Shut up.
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack.
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:07Um...
00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend.
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:18Um, you came to my house, and we, uh, did things.
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things.
00:48:25Roland, are...
00:48:27Are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Never mind.
00:48:35Doesn't matter.
00:48:37Um...
00:48:38I know the answer's probably no, and you already have a date, but do you wanna go to prom with
00:48:42me?
00:48:55Dude.
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:59What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:01Can't play like this on Saturday.
00:49:09Shit.
00:49:13I used to be so hot.
00:49:16So, I guess right now is not a good time to tell you about Grant.
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom.
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor.
00:49:38Kick his ass.
00:50:06Good morning, son.
00:50:07Dad, hey.
00:50:08Good morning, son.
00:50:10Well, I better get going.
00:50:11I don't wanna be late for my interview.
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school.
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home.
00:50:19Yeah, okay.
00:50:28Hans?
00:50:28Hans?
00:50:28What are you...
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back.
00:50:37Please.
00:50:39Conrad's gonna love this.
00:50:40Hans, stop!
00:50:41What?
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:45Oh!
00:50:46Oh!
00:50:48Ah!
00:50:48Oh!
00:50:50Oh!
00:51:08Hey, buddy.
00:51:08what's up? Hans found out we're witches. Hey Conrad, call me back as soon as you
00:51:15get this. It's about Grimm. He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:51:28Give yourself a bigger penis. What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy. No. Wait, wait, wait, come on. What do you want? We have a little proposal
00:51:56for you. Fine. You know you're not getting the book. I'm telling the whole school about
00:52:06you. Here's the thing, Hans. You give us our book back, we'll help you out. You? Help
00:52:14me? I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches. Who? Never mind. Look, do you really want
00:52:23Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year? What? Do you also want him
00:52:28to know that you secretly hate him? Because he gets more attention from the girls at the
00:52:33parties? Don't lie to me. You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer.
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome, but that's just my humble opinion.
00:52:48Ray, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:53Oh, oh. That's cool, man. Damn, I didn't, I didn't know. What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10All right, get the fuck out of my house. All right, calm down. We're just here to help.
00:53:17Help. This will solve all of your insecurities. Who said I was insecure?
00:53:25Witchcraft, Hans. Witchcraft. And if you drink this, then all the girls and the guys will find
00:53:31you irresistible. And I mean, like, oh my God, there goes Hans. He's so hot. I just want
00:53:37to lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits.
00:53:46What's the catch? You give us the book, and keep your mouth shut. Deal.
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him? He's supposed to forget everything.
00:54:15Is it working? Because I feel like shit.
00:54:18I feel like shit.
00:54:22I feel like shit.
00:54:32I feel like shit.
00:54:53are you sure you did that right i mean i did snort some blow before i made the potion but
00:55:01yeah seriously no how irresponsible do you think i am just a little weed though santa
00:55:21what happened to him hell if i know
00:55:32nice going fairy godmother it'll keep him quiet at least no we have to turn him back
00:55:40do we really yes i mean i hate him too but we can't keep him like this
00:55:46there is a way to reverse this right yeah i guess it's just a lot of work
00:55:52okay then let's go
00:56:04oh fuck
00:56:10oh shit yeah oh yeah yeah no he's dead
00:56:17what is it santa what do we do i don't know
00:56:25we just killed someone hey hey
00:56:30let's get it together huh
00:56:32let's think of something here
00:56:33when do his parents come home
00:56:35we can clean all this shit up and nobody will know anything to happen
00:56:39no no we have to bring him back
00:56:41we have to bring him back
00:56:42london we can't bring him back
00:56:45yeah but what i mean we're witches we can do anything right
00:56:47buddy
00:56:50we can't bring him back
00:56:52and if we did we wouldn't be doing him any favors
00:56:58he'd come back as a monster
00:57:05oh shit
00:57:11are you good with the shovel
00:57:14what
00:57:21that's good
00:57:24no wait man i can't i can't
00:57:28I don't know.
00:57:59You need to relax, Roland.
00:58:04We're so fucked.
00:58:09You just killed someone.
00:58:12I know, man.
00:58:15But think about it.
00:58:18Hans was just going to end up being some serial killer or a rapist anyway, so it's fine.
00:58:24Sandra, stop it.
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.
00:58:37I know.
00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake.
00:58:40Yeah, okay, so no more witchcraft.
00:58:42At least not for a while.
00:58:45Xander?
00:58:51All right, man.
00:58:53No more witchcraft.
00:59:05Conrad, get it together.
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit.
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor.
00:59:16Uncle Fred.
00:59:18Look at me.
00:59:20I can't play like this.
00:59:29Hey, Conrad.
00:59:30Call me back as soon as you get this.
00:59:31It's about Grim.
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:59:36What's that all about?
00:59:39It's probably just drunk or something.
00:59:55Hey.
00:59:56Hey.
01:00:06Hey.
01:00:08So, how's your story going?
01:00:10It's okay.
01:00:12I'm kind of taking a break from it right now.
01:00:13Why? It sounded interesting.
01:00:15Yeah, there's better things to write about than witches.
01:00:17Like what?
01:00:18I don't know. Vampires? Werewolves? Psycho soccer moms?
01:00:23You know, my mom was a psycho soccer mom?
01:00:25Really?
01:00:27Even though I hated soccer,
01:00:29I'd always get hit in the face with a ball
01:00:31and everyone would laugh at me
01:00:32and I was like, you know what?
01:00:33This is why I'll stick with cheerleading.
01:00:35You know, you're good at other things.
01:00:37Oh, yeah?
01:00:38Yeah, I remember freshman year when Andrea Quinney called you a whore
01:00:40and you gave her two black eyes.
01:00:43So, I'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself.
01:00:46Big deal.
01:00:46It is a big deal. Seriously.
01:00:48You've got a lot going for you.
01:00:50Thanks, Roland.
01:00:53Actually, there's something I need to tell you.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57Remember the night you came over to my house?
01:01:00No, of course not. Why would you?
01:01:02My friend Xander and I, we kind of cast a spell on you.
01:01:06You're losing me here, Roland.
01:01:07Xander and I, we're witches.
01:01:09Witches?
01:01:10Look, I know this is going to sound really out there,
01:01:12but the point is, we cast a spell on you to make you like me
01:01:15and you and I almost had sex.
01:01:16We didn't.
01:01:17I swear.
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I just wanted you to like me.
01:01:20So, you put a fucking rape spell on me?
01:01:23Look, I swear nothing happened between us, okay?
01:01:26I just, you said some things and I don't know if it was the spell or what,
01:01:31but, but it, it felt so real.
01:01:33So, how am I supposed to know that me liking you now isn't bullshit?
01:01:36Because I, I canceled the spell, okay?
01:01:38I am done with witchcraft.
01:01:40You know, I knew you were weird, but wow.
01:01:43No, Veronica, please.
01:01:44Please, I'm sorry.
01:01:45I'm sorry.
01:01:49Fuck.
01:02:10Can I help you?
01:02:12Are you Roland Grimm?
01:02:14I'm Detective Proctor.
01:02:15I'd like to speak with you.
01:02:19Do you know this kid?
01:02:22He goes to my high school.
01:02:25His parents reported him missing two days ago.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:29Yeah?
01:02:29You mean you knew that already?
01:02:32No, I meant nothing.
01:02:34I'm sorry.
01:02:34It's been a long week.
01:02:36Are you friends with Hans?
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:40Really?
01:02:42Kind of.
01:02:42Well, not according to Conrad Miller.
01:02:45I just got done talking to him.
01:02:47He said that Hans left him a voicemail about you.
01:02:51A very strange voicemail.
01:02:53He did.
01:02:54He said you're into voodoo.
01:02:56You do voodoo, Roland?
01:02:59Witchcraft, black magic?
01:03:02It's not that taboo these days.
01:03:04My niece is a Wiccan.
01:03:06He's probably just confused.
01:03:08I'm currently working on a project on the Salem witch trial, so...
01:03:13Really?
01:03:15I promise, sir.
01:03:17I am no witch.
01:03:29Hey, stranger.
01:03:30We're fucked.
01:03:39I knew we wouldn't get away with this.
01:03:40We're fucking murderers.
01:03:41Hey.
01:03:43First of all, it was a complete accident.
01:03:46And second of all, how's anybody gonna find out now?
01:03:50It still doesn't feel right.
01:03:52No, I know, but this isn't Salem.
01:03:54Nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft.
01:03:58Can you please sit down and have a drink?
01:04:02No.
01:04:03We're done.
01:04:05I don't want to be your friend anymore.
01:04:07What?
01:04:08Okay, Hans is dead.
01:04:10Veronica hates me now.
01:04:12And everything is going to shit because of you.
01:04:16Roland.
01:04:17Come on.
01:04:20Come on, Roland.
01:04:21I said I wouldn't use witchcraft, and I haven't.
01:04:24I kept my word.
01:04:27It has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you want to call it.
01:04:30It's you.
01:04:33What do you mean?
01:04:34I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself.
01:04:52Mr. Hunter, what's going on?
01:04:54I know I sound delusional, but it's true.
01:04:58There's no such thing as witchcraft.
01:05:06Why do you think Conrad here is turning into the fucking Elephant Man, huh?
01:05:09They put a spell on him.
01:05:11That's impossible.
01:05:13Uncle Fred, remember the voicemail from Hans?
01:05:17You're not going to hear from Hans ever again.
01:05:19They did something to him, too.
01:05:21Not that I really care.
01:05:22Kid was a pain in the ass.
01:05:24What?
01:05:25Let's say this is all true.
01:05:28Why are you the whistleblower?
01:05:29Well, it's simple.
01:05:30I need $10,000.
01:05:33You're crazy.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35Have fun looking like Shrek at prom, kid.
01:05:37Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:40Uncle Fred.
01:05:43You have the money.
01:05:45Shut up.
01:05:50So, how do we get rid of this hex?
01:05:52You could just kill Xander with a gun, but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast.
01:05:57Damn, Mr. Hunter, you really went all out on this.
01:06:02Crushing.
01:06:02Pretty simple.
01:06:03Time to abort.
01:06:04Put a bunch of stones and rocks on top.
01:06:06He stops breathing.
01:06:07Ooh, yeah, yeah.
01:06:08I like that one.
01:06:09Mmm.
01:06:12Hanging.
01:06:12Find a noose, put it around his neck, tie it to a tree.
01:06:15Dead.
01:06:18Burning at the stake.
01:06:19The most popular way to kill a witch.
01:06:21Time to a piece of wood, pour gasoline all over him, and light that motherfucker.
01:06:25Well, what about drowning?
01:06:27Mmm, not going to work.
01:06:28If Xander really is a witch, which he is, we'll float.
01:06:33Well, Fred, what do you think?
01:06:41Burn, witch, burn.
01:06:49Where's Rowan been?
01:06:51I don't think I'm going to see him anymore.
01:06:54But I thought you liked him.
01:06:56It's complicated.
01:07:00I thought he was a lot better than the other witch at school.
01:07:05You're right.
01:07:05He was.
01:07:14Hey.
01:07:16Ow.
01:07:17Now we're even.
01:07:21So, you promised you reversed the spell?
01:07:24I promise.
01:07:24I would never do that to you.
01:07:34You really want to go, don't you?
01:07:37I don't want to be here anymore.
01:07:38So, I'm guessing you heard about Hans?
01:07:41Hans?
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:43He went missing?
01:07:45Oh, wow.
01:07:47Maybe he ran away.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50Maybe.
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:52His parents must be worried sick.
01:07:56Yeah, I can't imagine.
01:07:58You're right.
01:07:59Simon, I can't believe it.
01:08:28Hey, man.
01:08:28What's going on?
01:08:31I totally overreacted the other day.
01:08:35That's all right.
01:08:36You know, I'm probably going to give this witchcraft thing up for good this time.
01:08:39Really?
01:08:40Well, that's great.
01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are going to wear off eventually.
01:08:47Oh.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:57Oh.
01:09:15Do you guys mind?
01:09:16This is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:21Oh.
01:09:22Oh.
01:09:25Oh.
01:09:27Oh.
01:09:28Henry?
01:09:29Damn it.
01:09:30How do I do this?
01:09:33The point is, I love you, man.
01:09:35I do.
01:09:36You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:46But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care, hmm?
01:09:54After all I've done for you, that some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft
01:10:00can be taught.
01:10:01What about me, hmm?
01:10:03Your best fucking friend.
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand.
01:10:07It's not that simple.
01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander.
01:10:11I really don't.
01:10:18I'll be very nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry.
01:10:28Henry.
01:10:29Henry, please come back.
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:34Step through, Theo.
01:10:35Oh, shit.
01:10:36Oh, shit.
01:10:36Come on.
01:11:11Come on.
01:11:40Come on.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:45What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:49Conrad?
01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:11You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:14Veronica, please.
01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:42You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:00All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:03I prefer cash, if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah.
01:13:06Of course.
01:13:07Cool.
01:13:18Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:26Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:14:06Come on, Ron.
01:14:08Come on, Ron.
01:14:11Come on, Ron.
01:14:38Come on, Ron.
01:14:43Come on, Ron.
01:14:45Come on, Ron.
01:15:01Nope.
01:15:03Sit here.
01:15:06Ah!
01:15:08Ah!
01:15:09Ah!
01:15:09Ah!
01:15:36I don't know.
01:15:43Carol!
01:16:08Abracadabra, motherfucker.
01:16:43What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:48We're not telling them anything.
01:16:51As far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:57But you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you bring him back?
01:17:03Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:10It would be a big mistake.
01:17:18I'm sorry.
01:17:19I'm sorry.
01:17:20I'm sorry.
01:17:23I'm sorry.
01:19:13Roland?
01:19:14Roland?
01:19:16Hey.
01:19:17Hey, it's...
01:19:18It's me.
01:19:22Roland?
01:19:23Here we go.
01:20:15I'm feeling a high once again. Music in my head. Words I can't express. I feel a light. Feeling a
01:20:31high once again. Music in my head. Words I can't express.
01:20:42Something's never changed. Addition of some names. We were doing time.
01:20:51The kids will be just fine. Linger in my head. The words were left unsaid. Too busy to be seen.
01:21:05Too busy to be seen.
01:21:07I'm feeling a high once again. Music in my head. Words I can't express.
01:21:18I feel a light. Feeling a high once again. Music in my head. Words I can't express.
01:21:38Can I request that? I have a bit more than me. Can I request that?
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