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Swipe Wright - Dating 101 [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10What's next?
00:01:10What?
00:01:24What?
00:01:32Oh, no.
00:01:39Let's go.
00:01:40Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:55Yes.
00:03:09I'm sorry.
00:03:15I'm sorry.
00:04:54Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn back.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, I love you, and I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is
00:08:17somebody out there for you.
00:08:18It's okay.
00:08:21Hey.
00:08:22Lily.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the
00:09:12seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you.
00:11:15Gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:12:21you.
00:12:21Fine.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48What?
00:12:48Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Wait for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:49Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never ever...
00:14:02Jake, alright. I'm so, so sorry. I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49I've never had any siblings.
00:18:50But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with him.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42What stance?
00:20:43What stance?
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:47Hear me.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Come in.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:01Ooh.
00:21:08Ooh.
00:21:12Ooh.
00:21:15Ooh.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay, here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it,
00:21:55but this one summer I took this internship
00:21:57at this huge law firm,
00:22:01and they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream,
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:17And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh, you know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting
00:22:39huge.
00:22:40So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep, I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Just off the menu.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Alright, a little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Uh...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:57Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:28I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:31but the next time...
00:25:32I ask if I need help.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:22Where's your bedroom?
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:03Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46I will end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:16I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear, right?
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:07I want you to walk out that door, no, yeah.
00:31:26You, you, you, you.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:42I...
00:31:44I'm sorry.
00:31:46I just...
00:31:46I really want to.
00:31:48It's just...
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52and you know what love swipe is working i think we should wait
00:32:01okay yeah we can wait i would never want to pressure you i promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe gives us permission you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:50oh no
00:32:51oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that
00:33:05you'd know anything about trust but yeah yeah i do what does he do for work he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:25i wasn't reasonably talking about i'm joking yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:30i think she's small
00:33:36are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work
00:33:44finally i can see what's happening now that i've planted jake's work history
00:33:49i should push him to tell the truth and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't pawn yet
00:33:56you mean those two who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:08okay can we not blame the app
00:34:17jake wright you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work
00:34:25i'm in tech i told you
00:34:29my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:45okay i'm i'm gonna tell you but just because i trust you and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody
00:34:58i'm uh i started a
00:35:08i started an app and i'm looking for investors and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:19i'm sorry
00:35:19but like do you believe me
00:35:23of course i believe you just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it to me
00:35:55so what kind of poor are we talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech
00:36:02guy but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all i can say is if this app takes off i'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:11you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21actually it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well i'm not scared of some lie detector test there's nothing i wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:45yeah actually there's somewhere i gotta be we should get out of here
00:36:54i've got you right where i want you lily niblock
00:36:57prepare for heartbreak
00:37:01so how does this work again
00:37:04the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's it true
00:37:14so you ready
00:37:16yeah absolutely
00:37:19jake are you sure
00:37:21yes i'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:29so jake are you an app developer
00:37:31yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop
00:37:39two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing like our dating app
00:37:50yep just like that
00:37:53have you developed any other apps
00:37:56yes
00:37:57well um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:38:13i'm falling for you
00:38:16and i trust you
00:38:16and i trust you okay
00:38:22and i trust you okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:30okay
00:38:31have you developed any other apps
00:38:34have you developed any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me
00:38:45i'm i'm not i'm not i swear i swear
00:38:50you
00:38:51do you trust me
00:38:53i think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00and are you ready to find true love
00:39:02i
00:39:04yes
00:39:06i'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10are you sure
00:39:11yes i'm sure
00:39:13really what's
00:39:13what's going on
00:39:14you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry that's not the word you said that you were ready for the real love
00:39:28i'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here
00:39:56i just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:22i
00:40:23i was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:28so
00:40:29after a day or so i
00:40:31downloaded the app and
00:40:34i matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:42i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works
00:40:46and i'm proof
00:40:47i mean we are talking about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52great
00:40:52well i'm happy for you
00:40:55i'm happy for you
00:40:55well
00:40:56what about you
00:40:58have you matched with anyone
00:41:01uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty
00:41:09honestly
00:41:09honestly
00:41:09honestly
00:41:10it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16uh
00:41:16you don't
00:41:18you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault because i mean i know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:24all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:42we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her
00:42:03and i'm happy for you but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake
00:42:08i'm so sorry you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know we're
00:42:12in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15i need to respect that
00:42:18i'm sorry
00:42:27we got you jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is the two of you made me a liar i can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily
00:42:52i'm sorry lily
00:42:53screw you tim
00:43:05five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:09i'm sorry
00:43:16you don't know what's going on
00:43:22i got you
00:43:31okay
00:43:34okay
00:43:35okay
00:43:36You're lying to me. I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no. This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55You know, traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email and that the video was...
00:44:05mysteriously deleted.
00:44:06Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait. What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a brilliant coder and hacker.
00:44:23But also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here? Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me.
00:44:42Just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my God.
00:45:38Did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See, man.
00:46:22As tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Will you come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night. I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:35Please.
00:48:36It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you, and you broke it off. You humiliated me.
00:49:00Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:19I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him,
00:49:24when he kissed me,
00:49:27I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38It's been that all that happened today.
00:49:42That I called you,
00:49:43and we unmatched, and I broke up with you.
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me. We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas,
00:50:05so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:43The day
00:50:46I, uh, broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said,
00:51:00what I'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe.
00:51:10I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:14She sounds
00:51:17unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look
00:51:23so beautiful,
00:51:25lolly.
00:51:26You look
00:51:28very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish
00:51:34this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me.
00:51:44I'll show you.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I,
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:13when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know,
00:52:17on the
00:52:18seventh date,
00:52:21Love Swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:26to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe
00:52:39says something...
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you can't be tamed
00:52:48Silence underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54as I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:53:00Even though I loved you
00:53:01it was all in vain
00:53:16This ends
00:53:17now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26once and for all!
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57If anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03Don't worry about me
00:54:05Nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:21Okay
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch
00:54:46To love
00:54:47And to love Swipe
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us
00:55:00do our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:03It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful, Lily
00:55:06His ex-cell's crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down
00:55:11I...
00:55:12I'm about to have
00:55:13another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:15Of course
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the Wine Lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just want to Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:36Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:50Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, stop this, asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake.
00:58:18You came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:47Jake, I am going to give you to the count of three to tell Lily here how you've been lying
00:58:53to her your entire relationship, or I'm going to put a hole in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made dating apps together.
00:59:35What?
00:59:36And last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:10I thought the app was going to change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a brilliant, beautiful, and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use Love Swipe.
01:02:28And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:45So, Lily Newbuck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes, Jake, my, my Mr. Wright.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:06I will marry you.
01:03:17I will marry you.
01:03:33Then I'll marry you.
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