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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34You can't let them negativity go.
00:35Aargh!
00:38Aargh!
00:42Aargh!
00:43Aargh!
00:55Oooo!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:06you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:37Sire!
02:55What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodite is kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here, way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:25I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:44Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:48Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Dammit.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29Leora, you're my fiance.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck?
05:46Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him,
06:32but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:33Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' Seafo give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping Orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly?
08:37God's making me happy.
08:38Heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:54Mommy, is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her.
09:17Leave her.
09:17Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:37There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:54Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30I'm going to tear them apart.
11:32It was...
11:34It was...
11:55You're father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me
12:29I got careless, diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:38Someone did this to you
12:43You're just a regular guy
12:45Stay out of it
12:46Boss, soup's ready
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:59She's all we have left
13:01She's safe, now drink
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More
13:28Try it
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15What a lively little snack
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around
14:34This guy's luck is insane
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria
14:51We've got a kid together now
14:54I'm not letting anything touch
14:57You or Lily
14:58Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me
15:08Lily's in trouble
15:15I... I'm not tasty
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20Please don't eat me
15:25Divine power runs through this girl
15:28Devour you
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:49Whew...
15:52Whew...
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:13Please.
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:22You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run.
16:53Go!
16:53Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:12Poseidon's bloodline.
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:17That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:07I-
18:19He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:21He's just a regular guy.
18:22He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:23He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:23He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:24He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:24He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:25He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:25He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:26He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:28He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:28He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:34He's just a regular guy.
18:34He's just a regular guy.
18:36He's just a regular guy.
18:46my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:35leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:05but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history
20:13wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:31who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:46poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00hedi the staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:15one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:04you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog
25:31the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:46poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily
26:27lily run
26:28get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run a little longer
26:43lily
27:04you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:14jack
27:16what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:24too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack
27:44keep lily safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up and go
27:50now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:10what
28:23no
28:24no
28:24no
28:36No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful!
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:28You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just... Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25Beg.
33:29Come on.
33:37Cya.
33:40Cya.
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01Poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards no matter how strong you
34:45are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling things might turn
34:52around Lyra Vale has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00they're here for me Jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that Jack look
35:08around we're surrounded we could actually die here my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:49you're
35:50you're
35:50you're
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