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Krazy House (2024) [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:30Peace out.
00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, there.
00:12:35Hey, there.
00:12:36There's a little flat.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:45Doucher White's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:08Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down in front.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:11Hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't.
00:14:26I don't.
00:14:29I must got into you, girl.
00:14:31There's good people that are here to get.
00:14:36Got no working on Sunday.
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's do it.
00:14:40Let's do it.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42I must at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are?
00:14:48Ow, I'm going to get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ.
00:14:54You can't do that shit.
00:14:57God damn it.
00:15:00Help.
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What exactly does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No.
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass.
00:15:25We have that deal we're going to close with Holland tomorrow.
00:15:29And I got to watch my game.
00:15:32And the damn boss is...
00:15:34Settle down, settle down.
00:15:36It's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45Well.
00:15:47Good luck.
00:15:48And remember what I said.
00:15:50100% rest.
00:15:52Okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Oh, whoo.
00:15:59Rest up, honey.
00:16:00And I'll work.
00:16:02I'll take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh.
00:16:04No.
00:16:16I'm going to go see if I can save them out.
00:16:31Oh, my gosh.
00:16:32It's what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh.
00:16:35What a mess.
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43Stop it.
00:16:44You're a burdock.
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59What's this?
00:16:59I, uh, sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where are the twinkles?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want it?
00:17:38How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix.
00:17:40No problem.
00:17:41You got to get Jack Cameron.
00:17:44No.
00:17:45No, Igor.
00:17:46Don't get Jack Cameron.
00:17:48Fuck.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50Fine.
00:17:51You can fix it.
00:17:52Can I ask?
00:17:54Can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:15Kill them all.
00:18:21Did he know?
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's going to be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:18:57Come on.
00:18:58It's fine.
00:18:59Listen.
00:19:01They're not bad people.
00:19:07Meanwhile, you're going to be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:26When I'm watching me.
00:19:32Don't be in a distraction.
00:19:35In a walk.
00:19:37In a life.
00:19:38Oh, come.
00:19:54I'm so sorry.
00:20:15Oh, hey, I guess it stopped.
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:27Come on, Bernie, Christian.
00:20:29You can do this.
00:20:32You can do this.
00:20:34Oh, Jesus.
00:20:35You can do this.
00:20:36No!
00:20:49Giles!
00:20:54Giles!
00:20:57Blue Duck!
00:21:01It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:21:05Now is not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then also finish early, yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:23Good for the kids.
00:21:25Good for the kids.
00:21:28Life is full of surprises each day
00:21:32Something new
00:21:34Doing the best we can
00:21:37Is all we know how to do
00:21:40You and me
00:21:42In the family
00:21:44Hey, no good
00:21:46Thank you
00:21:59She is very very sick sir
00:22:02But you can't just fire her
00:22:04For not coming in
00:22:06Oh, you can
00:22:12Did you talk to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet, he's been kind of busy
00:22:18You won't
00:22:29Shaking it up
00:22:30We're living the life
00:22:32It's a crazy house
00:22:35Crazy house
00:22:37It's a crazy house
00:22:39It's a crazy house
00:22:51What's coming on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around
00:22:55All this science stuff
00:22:57Right here
00:23:27I
00:23:28Wrains
00:23:33Where will you be
00:23:35And never be
00:23:38Cause I know
00:23:40What love is
00:23:42What love is
00:23:43What love is
00:23:45What love is
00:23:46What love is
00:23:48What love is
00:23:48What love is
00:23:49What love is
00:23:53What love is
00:23:57I'm making a break once at night in time
00:24:01Sticking together
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot
00:24:05Take those fucking things off
00:24:16There's probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie
00:24:21We follow a water pipe
00:24:22Oh, we're following the water pipe
00:24:26Almost done
00:24:28And they're almost done
00:24:37It's Easter
00:24:40Right in peace
00:24:44What's that, you say?
00:24:45You want a bit of bed?
00:24:46Don't
00:24:47Oh
00:24:50Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam, Sarah
00:24:55Bread fuzz
00:24:57Guys
00:24:59Jesus, right
00:25:00I'm not realizing we're making a poopy
00:25:03I'll give you a little more prophecy
00:25:11Adam, Sarah
00:25:15And remember to put on your special sweaters
00:25:25Hey, are you...
00:25:34Is that reefer?
00:25:35Is that reefer?
00:25:41Got this letter in the mail
00:25:43It says here that I'm fired
00:25:46I couldn't find the right time to tell you
00:25:56I'm so sorry
00:26:02I'm so sorry
00:26:05What the fuck?
00:26:14Open up
00:26:15Open up
00:26:15There you go, good girl
00:26:23You want some risk?
00:26:24Come on, lie down
00:26:25Come on, lie down
00:26:28There you go
00:26:30I'll just eat this
00:26:32I'll just eat this
00:26:33Before any more accidents happen
00:26:40Half a pill
00:26:41Once a day
00:26:42No more
00:26:43It says strong stuff
00:26:44Okay
00:26:45And whatever you do
00:26:46Do not mix this with alcohol
00:26:48Oh, right
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink
00:26:50So that's not a problem
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself
00:26:54You know
00:26:55It just knocks you out cold
00:26:59So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:02Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes
00:27:06Okay, well
00:27:08Thank you, Doc
00:27:09Goodbye
00:27:10And God bless
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:12You're getting a hug?
00:27:14There it is
00:27:15There it is
00:27:17Go, Mickey
00:27:20Oh!
00:27:21Good day
00:27:23Hey, hey
00:27:33Guys
00:27:34Bernie Christian here
00:27:37I think it's best
00:27:39If we postpone the whole operation
00:27:43It's not you guys
00:27:46My wife
00:27:48Just with the noise and the
00:27:50The dust
00:27:54Oh, are you all right?
00:28:05Okay
00:28:07You're the very heavy heart, guys
00:28:09That I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave
00:28:24Kill them all
00:28:27Kill them all
00:28:29Kill them all
00:28:37Did you guys just hear that?
00:29:04Kill them all
00:29:12Kill them all
00:29:13I'll kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:16Heavenly Father
00:29:19Thank you for your guidance
00:29:20Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans
00:29:24Tell me no
00:29:25When to stop and listen for your direction
00:29:28Oh
00:29:29Oh
00:29:30Oh
00:29:31Oh
00:29:32Oh
00:29:38Bernie Christian
00:29:41Jesus Christ
00:29:46How is this even funny?
00:29:48Speak, my son
00:29:53Speak
00:29:56Yes, sir
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask
00:29:59But
00:30:01I don't know what to do
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful
00:30:15For they shall receive mercy
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus
00:30:25What I don't understand, though
00:30:29Jesus
00:30:31Jesus
00:30:33Jesus
00:30:34Jesus
00:30:39God
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go
00:30:54Stay calm
00:30:55Dad
00:30:57Dad
00:30:57Dad
00:30:59I don't feel so good
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit
00:31:04No
00:31:05Well, that's out of the way
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary
00:31:17Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad
00:31:21Dad
00:31:22Well, I think
00:31:23Goddamn
00:31:24Fucking Christ
00:31:26God
00:31:26Fucking
00:31:27Dad
00:31:28Mom, stop it
00:31:30Mom
00:31:30Hey, look what you're doing, Dad
00:31:33Fuck
00:31:36I'm scared
00:31:36Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together
00:31:44If we do that, everything's going to be just fine
00:31:47I'm just going to check on the Christian family
00:31:50That's probably nothing
00:31:51I promise
00:31:54Hey there, folks
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe some
00:32:02Ow!
00:32:12Do it
00:32:14Why did she cry?
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers
00:32:36I know
00:32:36You're sick, wife
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face
00:32:46Take two, and work
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find you
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:55Find what?
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:58Ah!
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:00dad
00:33:02kwop
00:33:26i can't take it anymore
00:33:28Just put your shoulderН이래 to it, honey, I'm shocked
00:33:30or Fiona will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why? Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But...
00:34:10It's not possible.
00:34:13But I really think so.
00:34:26Eve!
00:34:27Eve!
00:34:28No, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just eat one of these.
00:34:39Borg!
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:46Open.
00:35:05Peter?
00:35:05Piotr?
00:35:06Are you okay?
00:35:12Piotr?
00:35:13Are you okay?
00:35:13Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:16What?
00:35:17What?
00:35:19Is he...
00:35:20Is he sick?
00:35:32Angel!
00:35:32Angel!
00:35:33Angel!
00:35:33Angel!
00:35:35Angel!
00:35:35Let him!
00:35:43Smell...
00:35:44Smell.
00:35:45Smell's what?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46Smell's... no.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Bermo up!
00:35:50Bermo!
00:35:52Up!
00:35:58Oh, Jesus, thank God, thank God, why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does. He really does.
00:36:32Feels like I failed you.
00:36:35I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:49And so, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:21Oh, right.
00:37:25Oh.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God to get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit and in the church.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:50Yeah, we go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:57So.
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01My wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus.
00:38:29Jesus.
00:38:30Work.
00:38:30Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Oh, fuck.
00:38:34Oh, fuck.
00:38:35Oh, fuck.
00:38:57Open up.
00:39:00This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey.
00:39:10Open up right now.
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:33No helpers!
00:39:39Stop fire.
00:39:40Stop fire.
00:39:41I need backup now.
00:39:51No dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:40:02I'm sorry.
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Back up.
00:40:11It's all the way.
00:40:11Come here.
00:40:12Fucking dick.
00:40:15We're never going to make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shoot you in the flesh!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:21Fuck.
00:40:36Don't worry.
00:40:38Please, come on.
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Niebre.
00:42:05Ugh.
00:42:17Ugh!
00:42:17Ugh!
00:42:33Come on. We got it. Get up.
00:42:38Here we go. Come on. Here we go.
00:42:49I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:42:50Okay. Okay. Here we go.
00:42:53I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Ooh! Gosh darn, that's a splinter!
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Ooh!
00:43:18That's still in there.
00:43:21Um...
00:43:23Where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills, child.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart. Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45And I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me here?
00:43:58God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06I'm gonna see if Dimitri's okay.
00:44:07No!
00:44:08Sarah, please!
00:44:11You guys gone crazy?
00:44:16Hey!
00:44:25Give me the pills back.
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:33Y'all gone crazy?
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:53Kill them all!
00:44:55Is it not how you were a race, Bernie Christian?
00:44:58Kill them all!
00:44:59Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside!
00:45:03Kill them all!
00:45:04Be kind to one another!
00:45:05Kill them all!
00:45:07Tenderhearted!
00:45:07Kill them all!
00:45:09Forgive me!
00:45:09Kill them all!
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you!
00:45:24Kill them all!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:32Piotr!
00:45:33I forgive you!
00:45:37I forgive you!
00:45:39Ugh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:51Oh!
00:45:53Oh!
00:46:54Side by side into the light.
00:47:58Igor, I wasn't...
00:48:03You must give, son.
00:48:07Not fuck, son.
00:48:15You're welcome.
00:48:29You're welcome.
00:48:30You're welcome.
00:48:44You're welcome.
00:48:46You're welcome.
00:48:55You're welcome.
00:48:59You're welcome.
00:49:01It's just a rat.
00:49:03It's just a rat.
00:49:05You're welcome.
00:49:05You're welcome.
00:49:06You're welcome.
00:49:11You're welcome.
00:49:28You're welcome.
00:49:29You're welcome.
00:49:49You're welcome.
00:50:09You're welcome.
00:50:14You're welcome.
00:50:28You're welcome.
00:50:45Hold your fire.
00:50:49You're welcome.
00:50:52You're welcome.
00:50:56You're welcome.
00:50:58You're welcome.
00:51:00You're welcome.
00:51:02I want you, son.
00:51:03I want to come with me.
00:51:04Please.
00:51:09You're welcome.
00:51:14I want to come with you.
00:51:22You're welcome.
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:58Fuck, fuck, fuck, come on, come on, please, please, come on, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, come on, hey.
00:52:18Why do you listen to your dad, he hates you, man, I'm sorry, I kiss you, I think we have
00:52:31something special after we smoked ice together, oh, fuck.
00:52:41No, that's okay, I was, I was just looking for something else, you know, when's the alien coming back?
00:52:56Like, you never come back, I only saw you one time, first time I got high, you never come back,
00:53:17I'm sorry.
00:53:24No, no, I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:48I just want to make Baba proud, eh, King?
00:54:01It's my trick, Baba, you're just, you're just a little boy.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah, you're just a little boy.
00:54:11Oh, God, you're so big.
00:54:38It's my trick.
00:54:44It's as if it was yesterday.
00:54:49Who?
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:16No!
00:55:21She's a woman!
00:55:24She's a woman!
00:55:28She's a woman!
00:55:29She's a woman!
00:55:39She's a woman!
00:55:40Is that weird!
00:55:42I'm going to open it!
00:55:59Hurry up, get your money.
00:56:01I'll wait for you.
00:56:24I'm ready.
00:56:27Let's go.
00:56:28Malika, Olga.
00:56:31Olya?
00:56:40No.
00:56:43Olya, Oly, Oly, is in the shadow.
00:56:47In the shadow.
00:56:50Especially for you.
00:56:53I wish you.
00:56:54Yes.
00:57:00Nadia!
00:57:05Nadia!
00:57:07Put your hands up.
00:57:09The division, Nadia!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole.
00:57:12She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me.
00:57:17Fucking look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:22He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You caught me this cop kill the fuck!
00:57:32No, he's not worth it!
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:35He's not worth it!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37I fucking drop!
00:57:46This...
00:57:50This is your sister.
00:57:57Well...
00:57:58Oh yeah...
00:58:00What...
00:58:02Mama...
00:58:03that she was at San Jose.
00:58:08I think she was at San Jose.
00:58:16Maybe I don't understand.
00:58:19She was in Irgania.
00:58:25Maybe Nadi said Irgania.
00:58:31Maybe she said Irgania.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:41She said Irgania.
00:58:49I don't understand.
00:58:53I don't understand.
00:59:05I don't understand.
00:59:07I need better than you, dear.
00:59:11I got you.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadi must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:31Monique.
00:59:52It hurt you, huh?
00:59:57No.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:02No.
01:00:03No.
01:00:15It's so much.
01:00:20Oh, my God.
01:00:24Just...
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:35I don't know.
01:00:57Eve?
01:00:59Darn it.
01:01:03Eve!
01:01:10Mom?
01:01:11Shut that bum in!
01:01:20Eve, no!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25Stop!
01:01:26Eelter, no!
01:01:28Eve!
01:01:29Eve!
01:01:30Eve!
01:01:31Eve!
01:01:31Eve!
01:01:31Eve!
01:01:32Eve!
01:01:33Eve!
01:01:34I'm just in trouble.
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:59You can only do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh, yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:16Sure, uh, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you, but I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I get it.
01:02:38I get that.
01:02:40You're gonna be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and homosexuals, pedophiles.
01:02:55I, I, yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think, just, just, just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me, I'm, I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:08You're going to use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of these things?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13Yeah, that's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me, it's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you're going to be...
01:04:29Fuck you, Jesus Christ.
01:04:36Kill them all.
01:04:40Kill them all.
01:04:43Kill them all.
01:04:46Kill them all.
01:04:52No!
01:04:53No!
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:18I don't know.
01:05:24Shit!
01:05:28You prick.
01:05:45No!
01:06:08You're in the room, Dad.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no?
01:06:21All right, stay calm.
01:06:22Stay calm.
01:06:23We've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28And we're ready to notify the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31Airseful guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37All right, guys.
01:06:38What do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41Here, you fuckos.
01:06:43We go outside.
01:06:44You go back.
01:06:45Hey, you come with us.
01:06:49Go!
01:06:50Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52What?
01:06:53Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust us?
01:06:57Come on, FBI!
01:06:58Ghostage!
01:06:59Stupid!
01:07:00You are insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:06Hey, stop!
01:07:07Stop listening.
01:07:08Stop being blinded.
01:07:09And you get up.
01:07:15We go.
01:07:18Stop!
01:07:18That's the fuck in the face!
01:07:19We go, we go.
01:07:21Come and get your sister.
01:07:25Oh, please.
01:07:26Stop!
01:07:26No, Mama!
01:07:27Papa, I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:31What?
01:07:31I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:34How is that possible?
01:07:36I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:38Fuck!
01:07:41You won't stay.
01:07:43You can stay.
01:07:44No problem.
01:07:45Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no!
01:07:51He's right.
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:00God!
01:08:10Goodbye!
01:08:11I don't want to go to the United States.
01:08:22Be right.
01:09:26Science, motherfucker!
01:09:59Science, motherfucker!
01:09:59Science, motherfucker!
01:10:17Science, motherfucker!
01:10:21Science, motherfucker!
01:10:49Science, motherfucker!
01:11:17Science, motherfucker!
01:11:22Come over here, please!
01:11:25Look...
01:11:25Mom!
01:11:27It's over!
01:11:29It's all over!
01:11:39Calm down, sir!
01:11:41Let the hostages go!
01:11:42Fuck you!
01:12:13What the fuck?
01:12:21It's over!
01:12:43Don't do it, sir!
01:12:44Now get the fuck!
01:12:47Now get the fuck out of my house!
01:12:49You destroy me, family!
01:12:51You're the fuck out of my house!
01:12:53Shots fired, shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover!
01:12:56Man down!
01:12:57No get the fuck out of my house!
01:13:13Take cover!
01:13:20You're the fuck out of my house!
01:13:38Help!
01:14:09Help!
01:14:28Help!
01:14:35Damn!
01:14:42Black!
01:14:56Damn!
01:14:57Damn!
01:14:59Damn!
01:15:00Damn!
01:15:02Damn!
01:15:21I'm not going to talk to you, I'm not going to talk to you.
01:15:45Easy there, Pyotr.
01:15:49I've waited such a long time for this.
01:15:53By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:15:58Because here you are.
01:16:02So, thanks.
01:16:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:14But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17True American.
01:16:19Real family man, you know.
01:16:22With such a cheerful wife.
01:16:26She blamed me for his death.
01:16:30And she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner.
01:16:38My best friend.
01:16:41My family.
01:16:42He's not my problem.
01:16:44No, you're right, it's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:52And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:17:00I don't think the police can help.
01:17:04This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:10Fuck you!
01:17:27Oh, wait, wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:30Only a couple weeks left.
01:17:32No doctor, no doctor, no care help.
01:17:36Only wanted to die in motherland.
01:17:40The rest of family grave.
01:17:43It's all family together.
01:17:46Yes, sir.
01:17:57Yes.
01:18:19I'll see you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You're missing him.
01:18:28No, no, Birna, no.
01:18:32No, Birna.
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No.
01:18:50So sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:18:58I love you.
01:19:00No!
01:19:02I love you.
01:19:18Help.
01:19:20Help.
01:19:34You good?
01:19:36You good?
01:19:48Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:03I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:06It's hard.
01:20:09Oh, la la.
01:20:14Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:20Oh, fuck!
01:20:24Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell.
01:20:29Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs, freeze.
01:20:35No!
01:20:35Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sara.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:49I...
01:20:49See, I not know better.
01:20:54Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:04I'm not like Papa.
01:21:10I'm not like Papa.
01:21:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey.
01:21:18Hey.
01:21:18There we are.
01:21:19There we are.
01:21:22Feel better?
01:21:24Feel better?
01:21:40Yes.
01:21:41Yes.
01:21:42It's good.
01:21:43Let it out.
01:21:45Yes, Sara.
01:21:47You're so pretty.
01:21:49Please.
01:21:51You can do, sir.
01:21:53Come on.
01:21:54Yes.
01:21:55Yes, Sara.
01:21:55I can't do well.
01:21:56Yes.
01:22:00Yes.
01:22:10Look at me.
01:22:12Yes.
01:22:14Yes.
01:22:18No.
01:22:19Yes.
01:22:24No.
01:22:25No.
01:22:25No.
01:22:25No.
01:22:25Come on, yes.
01:22:29Breathe.
01:22:40Beautiful.
01:22:44Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations.
01:22:58I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you...
01:23:03You better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:09But...
01:23:11Seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:18It's just like my eager meal.
01:23:22I love you, Dad.
01:23:26My...
01:23:28Grand...
01:23:30Doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A...
01:23:38Family...
01:23:40Is the most important...
01:23:48Christian!
01:24:06Hmm...
01:24:07Oh, gosh!
01:24:09What a mess!
01:24:18You guys...
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:27Not...
01:24:28Experimenting with science?
01:24:31Or boys?
01:24:34Or work.
01:24:41Well...
01:24:42This fucking guy...
01:24:45Look...
01:24:46I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:54Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00No.
01:25:07Mom, are you okay?
01:25:13Mom?
01:25:14Just watch.
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:45Wow.
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:25:56Mm-hmm.
01:26:01Mm-hmm.
01:26:04Mm-hmm.
01:26:06Mm-hmm.
01:26:09Mm-hmm.
01:26:14Lovely job, darling.
01:26:15Mm-hmm.
01:26:33Oh, fucking...
01:26:35Oh!
01:26:35Oh, God!
01:26:40Oh!
01:26:42Oh!
01:26:42Oh!
01:26:43Oh!
01:26:45Oh!
01:26:45Hello, darling!
01:26:48Oh!
01:26:50Oh!
01:26:52Oh!
01:26:55Oh!
01:26:57Hey!
01:26:58Come on, dude!
01:27:00Come on!
01:27:01I'm gonna be part of this crazy house now!
01:27:05Oh!
01:27:06Oh!
01:27:08Oh!
01:27:19Oh!
01:27:20I can see.
01:27:25see us through.
01:27:29Oh.
01:27:33Oh.
01:27:34Hmm...
01:27:35Oh!
01:27:35You Guys.
01:27:37Well...
01:27:38Oh!
01:27:38Oh!
01:27:38Slamming our head to horns
01:27:41Making our way one step at a time
01:27:44Staking the kids up right down the line
01:27:47Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:27:50It's a crazy house
01:27:53Crazy house
01:27:55It's a crazy house
01:27:57A home to you
01:28:29All our dreams intertwining under one roof
01:28:35Anything's possible
01:28:38I guess we're living proof
01:28:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:28:46Sorry
01:28:47Sorry
01:28:48Our crazy love, we'll find a way
01:28:54Baking our way one step at a time
01:28:57Staking the kids up right down the line
01:29:00Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:29:03It's a crazy house
01:29:06Baking our way one step at a time
01:29:09Staking the kids up right down the line
01:29:12Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:29:15It's a crazy house
01:29:19Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house
01:29:23A home to you
01:29:40Jesus
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