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00:00You are listening to RedFM.
00:03I noticed that in Brampton, a new Punjabi romantic comedy is going on a shooting film.
00:08In this case, a Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:13Oh yes, a Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:16He didn't say that?
00:17Yes, Lucky Gil, which is a film director, just came off three successful projects.
00:22Then you can keep it here?
00:23There's a lot of fun films.
00:25Take care of yourself.
00:27No tension.
00:35I love it.
00:36We can't have that.
00:37I have to go and go home.
00:41It's not about the money from you.
00:43You know, its about my love.
01:03Uh, hey, do you know what time we're starting?
01:07Call time was like three hours ago.
01:08Should be starting shortly.
01:10Um, okay, do you know what time that is exactly?
01:15Yeah, I can ask them.
01:17Great.
01:21Like, now, or?
01:24Yeah, one second.
01:25I'm just finishing my tea.
01:27Okay.
01:33Sir?
01:34Destineter is asking about time.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Okay.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Okay.
01:41Okay.
01:46So, what'd they say?
01:48Should be starting shortly.
01:52Okay.
01:55Big fan, by the way.
01:58Nice.
02:16What's up, guys?
02:17Frame here.
02:18Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting
02:23with Chris Rock.
02:24We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong
02:31table, a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:35Oh, you're ready for me?
02:37Damn right on time, too.
02:38Let's go.
02:42Let's go.
02:58I'm going to click.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59Then what's up?
03:00Good, very good.
03:01I'm going to take a coffee.
03:02Hi.
03:03Hey.
03:03Hey, come on come on come down.
03:04Go make a teamys run and get timbits, okay?
03:06You don't have to work, brother.
03:09We have some scotch if you want.
03:11Laura Pakbu.
03:13Nah, I'm good, man.
03:16Look, about the script, I was thinking about
03:18just different ideas that would really
03:20like elevate it and take it
03:22to another level.
03:24I'm also thinking the same way.
03:26Actually, I think we have to write the script.
03:27We have to write it.
03:30Yeah. Okay, here's an idea.
03:32What if the guy
03:35doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:36So that like reawakens his like
03:38warped understanding of what love really is.
03:41It'll make it so much more
03:42progressive and modern for us, you know?
03:45Pahi, progressive.
03:46Yes, progressive!
03:48Pahi, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:51Come on, come on, come on.
03:58Come on, come on, come on.
04:01That's what we do.
04:01He goes, you see,
04:04you don't know how to write it.
04:05You don't know how to write it.
04:07You understand?
04:09You both pretend to be gay,
04:10so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:13That is right.
04:15Pahi, you don't have a rainbow card.
04:18Do you have a PR card?
04:19Do you have a PR card?
04:21It just feels kind of weird.
04:23Weird? Why weird?
04:24You're not gonna be gay.
04:25You're just pretending to be gay.
04:27No, that's not the weird part.
04:29It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:33Like what? Then there's gonna be a marriage auditor
04:34and he's gonna have to test our marriage
04:36and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:40Brilliant idea, Pahi, brilliant idea.
04:42Pahi, take it, take it, take it.
04:43No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
04:44Oh, Pahi, this is gonna be our breakback mountain.
04:46I mean, you know how many Oscar awards that won?
04:49That was an authentic story about two guys
04:50trying to figure out their sexuality.
04:52This just feels backwards, man.
04:54Backwards?
04:55No, no.
04:56This is gonna be the most progressive thing
04:57ever happened in Punjabi community.
04:59Oh, Punjabi people, gay people,
05:01we didn't know about gay people.
05:01They didn't know about rights.
05:04We're gonna hit the very right audience.
05:07Indians, Canadians, Latinas,
05:09gore, kale, Afrikke.
05:12Pahi, gay Indian.
05:12Gay gore, gay kale, gay Afrikke.
05:14Pahi, you're a big star.
05:17Biggest star.
05:17Pahi, millions.
05:18Billions.
05:19Pahi, Avatar.
05:21And Titanic.
05:22Oh, it's not left behind.
05:23Little, little, little director.
05:25You're a lucky guy.
05:26Where are you going, Pahi?
05:27Pahi, you're a big guy.
05:28He's a big guy.
05:29He's a big guy.
05:29He's a big guy.
05:30He's a big guy.
05:30He's a big guy.
05:32Look at him.
05:44Hey, what's he doing?
05:48He's a big guy.
05:53He's a big guy.
05:56You're a big guy.
06:00He's a big guy.
06:01He's so bad.
06:02My son is so bad.
06:05He's so bad.
06:08He's so bad.
06:13You're so bad.
06:14I don't know what to do.
06:16I'm going to have a very nice room.
06:18Open the door.
06:19No, I'm going to have to sleep at the TV.
06:22At night, someone has to watch the TV.
06:24Now, I'm going to have to be a good one.
06:28You decide now.
06:29I'm going to go to work.
06:32Okay, Changa.
06:34You're not thinking, Kareem.
06:35I don't have to worry about you.
06:43I don't have to worry about you.
06:45I don't have to worry about you.
06:53Yo, you look so fucking jokes, bro.
06:56Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
06:59Come on, you signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:01Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:02Yeah, but this much, though?
07:03The whole concept's completely changed.
07:05Why are you so nervous?
07:06You're only pretending to be gay.
07:08Okay, that's not why I'm nervous.
07:10Alright?
07:11Well...
07:11Yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:13This would be like a back break mountain.
07:15Bro, that's not the...
07:16You know what?
07:17I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:20Baji, don't you have any other options?
07:21Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:23I'm going to have to go there.
07:25I'm going to have to go there.
07:26Different option.
07:29You know what, man?
07:30I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
07:33I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
07:36What?
07:36Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
07:38Like, he knows what he's doing.
07:40He knows how to make him smash it.
07:42Yeah, but like...
07:43Shh, shh, shh, shh.
07:44Hold on, hold on.
07:47Yeah, bro.
07:49Yo, what's up, man?
07:50Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
07:53Pause.
07:55Yo, yo, let's talk about that, like, fine-ass goldie car chick, bro.
08:00Yeah, yeah, man.
08:01The one with the big-ass mermaid.
08:02You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:05What are you talking about?
08:06I'm going to start taking down the other day.
08:14Hey, uh, I didn't order anything.
08:18Uh, is this Jasmeet's apartment?
08:23Yes, it is.
08:25But he's not here, so he doesn't know I'm here.
08:28But I come just to hang out.
08:30Mm-hmm.
08:32Oh, did he order me food?
08:34Uh, no.
08:35His mom, actually.
08:37Oh, Pooji.
08:38Yes, she sent food.
08:40Great.
08:41I'll just...
08:41Actually, Subinder Auntie asked me to make sure that Jasmeet gets it, so maybe I could put it...
08:47Oh, yeah, yeah, please.
08:49Come here.
08:53Um...
08:54You work for Pooji?
08:56I do.
08:57Uh, I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:00Nice.
09:01Yeah, I used to do that.
09:02Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:04And now you.
09:05So, you're probably a robot.
09:09Beep-boop.
09:10My name is Janet 3000.
09:12I am a robot imported from India.
09:16How may I be of service to you?
09:19Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:22I do not need your service.
09:24I just want the food.
09:27This just means food.
09:28Plus, your nails are dirty.
09:30Okay.
09:31It's not dirt.
09:31It's actually nail polish, so...
09:34Oh.
09:35It's very Prince of Darkness.
09:38Like Ozzy Osbourne?
09:39Yeah.
09:40I love Black Sabbath.
09:41Are you kidding?
09:42That's my favorite band.
09:43Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
09:45No way.
09:46Mine's Warpigs.
09:48Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
09:51But, honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
09:54Well, yeah, of course.
09:55Of course.
09:55They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
09:57Probably.
09:58Or Hell.
09:59Yeah.
09:59I think so.
10:03Okay.
10:04Well, um...
10:06I should go.
10:08But, uh...
10:09Thanks for letting me in.
10:12It's no problem.
10:12Oh, and, um...
10:14Mera, Tenvad, Denu, and, uh...
10:18Bitch.
10:20Egg Bitch?
10:22What?
10:22Is that what I said?
10:24Was that Punjabi?
10:25Yeah, yeah.
10:26I'm learning.
10:27Okay.
10:27It's really bad.
10:32Well, thanks again.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Jenna, 3,000.
10:37Neil, 2,000.
10:43Bye.
10:44Bye.
10:57You know, make it more gay.
10:59Yo, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:02Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:04I appreciate it.
11:06Yo, Lucky.
11:08Lucky!
11:09Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:11Hey.
11:12Yo.
11:12Lucky, where are you?
11:14Yo.
11:14Hey.
11:14Hey.
11:15Wow, what are you wearing?
11:17Uh...
11:17I know, it's just...
11:19It's a long story.
11:20I'll explain it soon.
11:21Okay.
11:21You look like out of Levine in 2010, but...
11:24Yeah.
11:24I trust him.
11:25Sorry, Anya.
11:26Sorry, Anya.
11:28So, thank you for being here.
11:30We are making a history.
11:32This is gonna be a Super Smash.
11:35Hey!
11:39I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
11:41And, uh, let me introduce you to a very special guest.
11:44He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
11:47Of the Sarah Juroori Kam Shadke.
11:49Hey.
11:49Hey, sadly.
11:50A small film career.
11:52I am so glad when everybody's happy.
11:54So, please give it up for...
11:58Sajan!
11:58Oh, yes, yes.
12:00Thank you so much.
12:01Thank you so much.
12:03Thank you so much.
12:03Thank you very much.
12:04You're feeling very good, Manu.
12:04It was a very brilliant script.
12:06You were reading the script.
12:08I was reading the script.
12:08I was reading two lines.
12:09I was like, yes.
12:10I'm going to Dubai.
12:11I'm going up here.
12:12I'm going up here.
12:13I'm going up here, 300 square feet.
12:14I'm going up here.
12:16I'm going up here.
12:16I'm not going up here.
12:17I'm not going to perform here.
12:18I'm going to do a movie.
12:19So, the pilot was like,
12:20you turn.
12:21That's it.
12:22So, I was turned on to land away.
12:23To be part of this amazing culture movie.
12:25I was feeling very proud.
12:28I was feeling very emotional.
12:29I was listening to this girl.
12:29And one of our own
12:32backbone mounted on the rear.
12:36So, yes.
12:37Also, introducing...
12:39Just me.
12:40The other.
12:42So, let's do the kick things up.
12:44For Ardaaz,
12:45my friend,
12:46Aftar, please.
12:47Tisha Arda, Ardaaz.
12:49Vaheguru, Vaheguru, Vaheguru.
12:51Please,
12:52bless this set.
12:54And all the people on it.
12:56And please forgive us for all the mistakes.
12:58The dirty deeds and stuff like that.
12:59I don't agree with.
13:00But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:02There's like,
13:02a lot of it.
13:03This director went crazy.
13:04But like,
13:05you got to laugh at something, right?
13:07Things happen, right?
13:08Hey.
13:09Lucky, I haven't got the script here.
13:10You have to pay two people.
13:11You have to pay two people.
13:12You have to pay two people.
13:14You have to pay two people.
13:16Continue.
13:17And Vaheguru,
13:18thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
13:19Oh, oh.
13:20Thank you, Uttarwaji.
13:21Come on.
13:21Come on.
13:22Come on.
13:23Come on.
13:24Come on.
13:24Come on.
13:26Come on.
13:27Come on.
13:28Come on.
13:28Come on.
13:29Come on.
13:30No.
13:31Yeah.
13:33Yeah.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:34I'm sorry.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:58Maaji, you can see the Pakistani drama.
14:01Okay, Dipra.
14:02I didn't see the Pakistani drama.
14:04No, they're very nice.
14:05You can see it at once.
14:06Well, they're just sitting there,
14:07and they're going to lose their mind.
14:09They're going to lose their car,
14:10and they're going to lose their car.
14:12Huh?
14:16Oh, yes, sir.
14:17What's the matter?
14:19It's okay.
14:20It's okay.
14:20It's okay.
14:21It's a long flight.
14:23It's okay.
14:24I've never met my parents.
14:26I've never met my own life.
14:42It's okay.
14:42What is your life?
14:43What did God say?
14:44What did your life do?
14:44What did he tell you to do?
14:46What did he tell you to get to do?
14:46He told us to get to do it.
14:48You told us all.
14:55Where did you go from Asia?
14:57so that they can see the girls in the drama room and see the girls in the drama room.
15:01Yes.
15:01The girls are the girls.
15:03Yes.
15:04They don't know how to get the girls.
15:08Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
15:11It's with the marriage auditor.
15:14He's going to interview a lovely couple.
15:17And, you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
15:22So what's the best way to do that?
15:24Anybody?
15:25Huh?
15:26By showing marriage certificate?
15:27No, no.
15:29Instead, by kissing each other.
15:32Much fun here, isn't it?
15:34It's just like the back mountain.
15:37Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
15:39God gave me my heart a lot.
15:41Dude, what the fuck?
15:43Oh man, let's switch it up on me last minute.
15:45Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
15:50Oh, he has written it. How did he do it?
16:07Hey, look man.
16:08Is this weird?
16:09Who'd be really laughing at here, you know?
16:12Oh, love is a love, my friend.
16:13And you too.
16:14If you're laughing at me.
16:15Oh, here.
16:17Here.
16:18Okay, well.
16:20Can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
16:22You know?
16:22A what?
16:23You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and everything's consensual.
16:28Isn't that a thing?
16:29Dude, you're making a video.
16:31It's just a small kiss.
16:34How to kiss.
16:35Can you bring your lips here?
16:37Can you bring your lips here?
16:39Are you guys comfortable?
16:40Do you want me to hold your hand?
16:44It's not like that, man.
16:45It's not like that, man.
16:46Why are you doing this complicated, man?
16:48I'm not making it complicated, bro.
16:49I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
16:51Oh, you are just pretending.
16:53You pretend to be gay.
16:55Oh, you're gay.
16:55Don't be gay.
16:56Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
16:58Oh, relax, man.
16:59I'm just kidding.
16:59Can you bring me some water?
17:00I'm going to drink coffee.
17:02I'm going to drink coffee.
17:03I'm going to drink coffee.
17:04I'm going to drink coffee.
17:05I'm going to drink coffee.
17:06I'm going to drink coffee.
17:07I'm going to drink coffee.
17:09I'm going to drink coffee.
17:10I'm trying to get through the director, man.
17:15I didn't mean for it to be like this.
17:16Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
17:18Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
17:21Like, think about it.
17:22It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
17:25Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
17:29Maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
17:32Seriously, I don't give goodbyes from that guy.
17:34Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
17:38Keep working on the fixes, okay?
17:40Okay, man.
17:41Whatever.
17:42I'm going to go hit my vape.
17:45Shit, man.
17:46I'm going to give you a light.
17:48I'm going to get up.
17:49I'm going to get up.
17:50I'm going to get up.
17:50I'm going to fire you, man.
18:01I'm gonna get up.
18:01Spindar.
18:02What are you doing with us?
18:04What are you doing with us?
18:05What are you doing with us?
18:06Please help me.
18:07Mom is doing everything in our head,
18:09we don't like cooking we do.
18:11So we don't want it to be in the living room.
18:13That's the idea.
18:14I can't even show the drama.
18:16Okay.
18:16Okay, I'll do it.
18:18Okay?
18:22Come, come, come.
18:24Okay?
18:36Man, this is crazy.
18:39My family came back, and my mother is back.
18:41Did you have your family?
18:43I just saw my friends came.
18:45Yeah, nice.
18:47But, man,
18:49we didn't have all our culture.
18:50We didn't show you, man.
18:52That's it.
18:53Why is that?
18:55I don't know.
18:56How do you do this?
19:00I'm so sorry.
19:03But, bro,
19:04sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
19:06You don't have to hide everything.
19:10Don't you think, like,
19:10bring them on set, like, exposing them to something like this?
19:14We'll open up their minds.
19:15Oh, pa-ji.
19:16Expose.
19:18And you don't have to expose.
19:21I saw it as a glue.
19:23I saw it as a glue.
19:27But,
19:28it's a little bit.
19:30Here's a data pack.
19:31I saw it as a glue.
19:32I saw it as a glue.
19:36Hello, pa-ji.
19:41Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
19:45But, I'm going to need proof.
19:47For your PR status,
19:50you will be revoked.
19:55What kind of proof do you need?
19:57Sample.
20:00Kiss.
20:01Your husband.
20:05That's it?
20:06Yep.
20:07Oh, no.
20:10Okay, do it, man.
20:11Yeah.
20:13Okay.
20:13Begin.
20:14Cut the nail.
20:15Shouldn't be so hard,
20:17if you're married.
20:18Like you said you are.
20:21Come on.
20:21Do it.
20:22Do it.
20:24Do it.
20:25Do it.
20:28Why are you doing this?
20:30How do we do it?
20:32Do it.
20:34Do it.
20:34You're a big star.
20:35You're a big star.
20:40You're a big star.
20:41Are they really the people to tell this story?
20:43He knows what he's doing.
20:44He knows how to make you smash it.
20:47Mmm.
20:48Delicious.
20:50What's up, bro?
20:52What's up, bro?
20:54Oh, man.
20:54What's up, bro?
20:55What's up, bro?
20:56Let's go.
20:56Give me some money.
20:56Come on.
20:57Come on, man.
20:58You asked to this.
21:00This is a shit.
21:01Yeah, yeah.
21:04I can tell this.
21:05Huh?
21:05That's it.
21:06That's it, right?
21:07Hey, yo!
21:09Oh, get up, man.
21:10Oh, man.
21:11What the fuck is going on?
21:13Dude, shh.
21:15Lucky, can I take five?
21:16Please, can we just take five?
21:17Okay, take five.
21:18Please, reset.
21:21Shadri.
21:22Oh, who's up, bro?
21:23Shadri.
21:23Shadri.
21:24Sorry, man.
21:25I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
21:27Why? You homophobic?
21:29Nah, man.
21:29I just feel weird seeing this me kiss period.
21:32Girl, guy, anyone.
21:34He's like my younger bro.
21:35I don't want to see that shit.
21:35It's gross.
21:36I thought it was great.
21:37I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
21:40You were like pale and you looked like you were going to shit or vomit.
21:44It was like, it was real.
21:46Yeah, it was a little too real.
21:48Acting.
21:48Sure you weren't actually nervous?
21:50I mean, he is straight.
21:53Sexuality is the spectrum.
21:54I think everyone's a little gay.
21:56Yeah, right.
21:57Guy's crazy.
21:59Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
22:02That's really good for the community, right?
22:04Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and
22:09just go and work on yourself, you know?
22:11No, no, no, no, no.
22:12Just me is doing this movie.
22:14If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
22:17Anyone has an actual queer person?
22:19You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
22:22Pause.
22:23This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
22:25Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
22:27Seriously.
22:36Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
22:47Oh, shit.
22:49What the fuck?
22:50Yo, I spilled something about...
22:52Sure, I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
22:54Bro, are you serious?
22:55Oh, you're gonna work?
22:56Go and go and go and go.
22:58Oh, shit.
22:58Oh, chitri.
22:59Go, go, go, sir.
23:01Barely any budget.
23:03The clothes are bad.
23:05Fine, man.
23:06I just...
23:07Yeah.
23:16I don't know, man.
23:18Look, you sound fed up too.
23:19Why are you working in this industry?
23:20Why don't you go to Hollywood?
23:25I don't know.
23:26I don't know, man.
23:28Look, you sound fed up too.
23:28I don't even know what you're doing here.
23:30I thought you were talking to Sri Lankan friends.
23:32I thought you were talking to me.
23:43I don't know, man.
23:44I'm like...
23:45I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man.
23:47Isn't that the whole point?
23:48I'm just...
23:49It's been three years.
23:51It's been the same clothes.
23:52You're off our puritan.
23:53You get rid of the clothes if you get rid of the clothes.
23:53You're completely Celella and the culture is gone.
23:57There's nothing to do.
23:57Mustaaj Ji said,
23:58Anyone's life is the only one.
24:00We have to take a look.
24:01Make your own path, man.
24:03People follow you.
24:04Don't follow people.
24:06You're born in both worlds, man.
24:08You've got a chance,
24:09you're starting to see your day.
24:11Come to sleep.
24:13Come to sleep.
24:13Magal Hurial, you're born ready like me.
24:47I'm here to go.
24:49I was only here to go to the house.
24:50I'm here to go.
24:52What's wrong.
24:52I wanted to go to the house.
24:54I wanted to go to the house.
24:55Come on, you're coming.
24:56Come on.
25:00You're quiet.
25:03Come on.
25:05Come on.
25:06You're on the front of the house.
25:08Come on.
25:10My, my, my
25:16Baby, she's coming back to the camera
25:19Yes, yes
25:23Baby, come here, baby!
25:25Baby, she's coming back to the camera!
25:28Baby, this is the camera!
25:54Baby, this is the camera!
26:06I get it done, don't worry
26:08Yo, let me call you back.
26:10Yo, why didn't you change yet?
26:12Yeah, I did some thinking and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
26:15I can't do this with you.
26:17I quit.
26:18What?
26:18Excuse fucking me?
26:19Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
26:21There's no integrity.
26:22I don't know what the intentions are.
26:23Nobody's giving me any answers.
26:24So, I can't do this, bro.
26:26I'm done.
26:27Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
26:29Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock blocking me.
26:33I need you to do this film.
26:35How else am I supposed to film my family?
26:37Bro, I don't know, man.
26:37That's not my issue.
26:40Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
26:43I'm warning you.
26:44Don't fuck up a good thing here.
26:46Yo, what I found for you.
26:48You should be with this one in the next scene.
26:51Oh, man, you're ready for it.
26:52You're ready for it, man.
26:53Bro, I'm gonna find out if he's dead, he's dead.
26:56Where's he?
26:57Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
27:00Oh, who did I quit?
27:00I didn't want to go home.
27:01And you?
27:03You're fired.
27:05You know what?
27:06I don't need you, Dizmeet.
27:07I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man, in a second.
27:15Yo, I quit here.
27:19I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
27:21Dizmeetha, let's go, man.
27:27Let's go, man.
27:30Let's go, man.
27:33That was me.
27:38Hey, are you acting on the air?
27:40What the fuck?
27:41What the fuck are you doing?
27:42That's a big deal, man.
27:43Oh, I don't know.
27:43I don't know.
28:04I don't know.
28:52Good breath work.
28:53You're taking a really brief step today, all right?
28:55You've got this.
28:56Thanks, Maya.
28:57How are you feeling?
28:58Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
29:00I just...
29:01Mm-hmm.
29:02I just feel so weird coming back to this house.
29:06I know.
29:07I feel like I haven't been here since...
29:08What are you doing?
29:11Sorry, can you hold on a second?
29:12Yeah, sure.
29:13Are you on the phone?
29:15Actually, can I call you back?
29:16Sure.
29:16Yeah, good luck.
29:17And remember, you can leave a toxic environment whenever you want.
29:21Sweet.
29:21Thanks, Maya.
29:22I'll talk to you later.
29:23Okay, bye.
29:28What?
29:29Since when do you drive a Benz?
29:30Since I bought one.
29:32Okay.
29:33Why are you lurking?
29:34Why are you on my ass?
29:36And what the hell is this?
29:37Yeah, that.
29:38That.
29:39A phoenix rising.
29:41A what?
29:42A phoenix rising.
29:44What?
29:45See how stupid that sounds?
29:47When it comes out of your mouth?
29:48No, no.
29:48Say it again.
29:48I don't.
29:49Say it again?
29:49A phoenix rising.
29:50Yeah, it sounds...
29:51Yeah, it sounds pretty fucking good.
29:52Oh, wow.
29:52I don't know.
29:53So cool now, huh?
29:54Are you chopped?
29:55How's mom not skinning you alive yet?
29:57My body, my choice.
29:59Okay.
29:59What are you doing here?
30:01Yo, why are you...
30:02Why are you asking me, like, a million questions?
30:03Huh?
30:04What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Outside, this early.
30:06I'm...
30:07I'm jogging.
30:08You're jogging?
30:09In the cold?
30:10Yeah.
30:10Really?
30:11Mm-hmm.
30:13In crops?
30:14Yes.
30:14Oh, okay.
30:15Aren't you supposed to be on some, like, live, laugh, love trip in Budapest?
30:18Mom keeping you up to date, eh?
30:20You know Dadi's here, right?
30:21Yeah, no shit.
30:22What do you think I'm doing here?
30:23Okay.
30:24Well, it was nice seeing you.
30:27Are you coming in, or...?
30:27Yeah, man.
30:28Just chill.
30:29All right, give me a second.
30:30Okay.
30:32I'll see you inside, man.
30:33Yeah.
30:59I'll see you inside.
31:12God damn it, she's an angel.
31:13Yes, Dadi.
31:15No, you're not going to give up a little girl, Dadi.
31:18Yes, yes.
31:18You're a little girl, Dadi.
31:20You're not going to give up a little girl.
31:24Today, it's been a big crime in the world.
31:26But you've got it, but you're not going to get it.
31:29No, you're not going to show up.
31:30Only for you, Dadi.
31:32Huh?
31:32For you.
31:38Why are you here?
31:41Why are you here?
31:42Shashigal!
31:43My son came back and I remember you.
31:46My son came back and I remember you.
31:48My son.
31:50You've seen your face.
31:52You've seen your face again.
31:54You've seen your face again.
31:55How did you see 30 flights?
31:57I told you everything.
31:59I want you to sit down.
32:02Let's go.
32:05You too.
32:08Daddy, I've got some special things.
32:11What are you doing here?
32:13It's cannoli.
32:15I thought it was an Italian material.
32:18It's very good.
32:19It's fancy.
32:20It's nice.
32:22But sugar is great.
32:23You know how much sugar is?
32:25What are you doing here?
32:27Let's go.
32:28What are you doing here?
32:30What are you doing here?
32:31You're in the shape of God?
32:32You're in the shape of God.
32:33Yes, please.
32:35A glass of water.
32:36Please.
32:37Your brother, come on.
32:39Come on.
32:39Come on.
32:41Come on.
32:41Jashmeet, you are a man.
32:44You're a man.
32:45You're a man.
32:46You're a man.
32:47You're a man.
32:48You're a man.
32:48You're a man.
32:49That's me.
32:50Big family fuck up.
32:51Hey, what are you talking about Punjabi?
32:52What are you talking about?
32:54What are you talking about?
32:56Oh, my God.
32:57Hey, Sastrigal.
32:59Surprise.
33:00I didn't know you were coming.
33:02I know.
33:02I came to see you.
33:03I came to see you guys.
33:04How are you?
33:06Good.
33:06How's everything going?
33:07It's good.
33:08It's good.
33:09Didi?
33:10Is that just me?
33:12Yup.
33:13The king himself.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:41Mom, I'll go get it for you.
33:48Well, since you won't let me get you a dish package,
33:51I got you an IPTV for the basement.
33:53You can't watch your Pakistani dramas.
33:56I know how serious this is.
34:01Okay, yeah, but you need to relax, too.
34:02So, I'll go install it.
34:06She will get some peace of mind.
34:10Okay, what's going on?
34:11Is she that hard to be around?
34:13The things the boys never have to deal with.
34:17Jasmeet,
34:18let me show you something like this.
34:36Hello.
34:37Hello.
34:38Hello.
34:38Yes, sir.
34:39Yes, sir.
34:40I'll tell you something like this.
34:42I'm not sure what's going on.
34:43I'll tell you something like this.
34:44Okay, sorry.
34:44Just two months, then I'll open your door.
34:47I'll keep practicing my English.
34:49Yeah, I'm looking for a place downtown, too.
34:52Very good.
34:53Are you worried about money, maybe?
34:55No, no, the job hunt is going well.
34:58I'll tell you, Sunny, I'm going to take a break.
35:00I'm going to check him.
35:02But what about paying your dad's medical bills?
35:05You're not going to pay me.
35:07You're going to pay attention to me.
35:08But, I'll see you.
35:11One minute.
35:12Okay, baby.
35:13You should move your truck before.
35:16Shinda!
35:16How many times are I going to tell you
35:18to stop parking in the fucking laneway?
35:19I'm sorry, Miss Chippy.
35:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:21It's easy.
35:22Move the truck or I'll do it for you, okay?
35:24Yes, ma'am, sir.
35:25Yes.
35:26And come see me after.
35:27Am I in trouble?
35:33Okay, baby, I'm going home.
35:37I will send you any listings that I like, okay?
35:40Love you.
35:40Okay, I love you. Bye.
35:53Oh, damn.
36:12Oh, damn.
36:28Shit.
36:39Can't even fucking breathe in this house. My God.
36:44Did Mom and Dad sleep here now?
36:46Yeah.
36:47Daddi took their room.
36:49Man, that's such a trick.
36:50Yeah.
36:51At least she doesn't snore as loud as Dad, though.
36:53She's out by 8 p.m. for like 12 hours.
36:55It's great.
36:56Why? So you can sneak out?
36:58You don't know what I do.
36:59Okay, just because you got some whack-ass fire flamingo tatruzini...
37:02Oh, my God. It's a phoenix rising, dumbass.
37:07This family? Let's go of nothing. I swear to God.
37:09Go hang with Daddi.
37:11I will.
37:12I just have to figure out this dongle thing with Neil.
37:14You could help her, you know, or distract her from terrorizing me and Mom.
37:18I have other things to do today.
37:19Okay, chill. She's not even that bad.
37:21Have you seen how hard she is on me and Mom?
37:24Even Dad's going hard doing double shifts just to avoid her.
37:27God, you guys are so similar.
37:28We are nothing alike.
37:30Just a couple of avoidant kings.
37:33Whatever, man.
37:56You're $19.
38:05Onions counted.
38:10No, grandma.
38:15Good boy.
38:19Go get the pizza cut.
38:20Daddy, what's your job, Mom?
38:23Look, that's such a mess.
38:25Your mother didn't teach me to eat food.
38:28Don't go, keep your phone.
38:30When you come to your house,
38:31make your food for your meal.
38:33Get up.
38:34You want to kill me?
38:37Do you hear me?
38:39Get up.
38:40Daddy, I don't want to go to school today.
38:42I don't have time to eat food.
38:44You too.
38:45I don't want to kill you.
38:47I don't want to kill you.
38:49I don't want to kill you.
38:50Get up.
38:51Just listen to me.
38:52One minute.
38:54You're not going to kill me.
38:56Look.
38:58Daddy, what's here?
39:00Little here.
39:01Look, that's your purpose.
39:03Isn't it, Soni?
39:04I don't have a little age.
39:06Oh, I didn't even know that.
39:08When I'm married,
39:09we're going to kill you.
39:10We're going to kill you quickly.
39:12We're going to kill you quickly.
39:15What are you thinking?
39:17Nothing.
39:18Come on.
39:19Let's go.
39:21What are you doing here?
39:35I'm the dongle guy.
39:37And I brought some invoices from last year that I forgot.
39:42so everything's uh running smoothly huh most days i'm hoping to renovate the shed into proper
39:47cooking space i may have to ask for a loan oh i'm sure you'll get it thank you hello jenet
39:54how are you
39:56hello workplace professional hey hi don't cry i'm here now yeah so how are you how was the trip
40:08where'd you go um i went to indonesia uh-huh thailand vietnam bhutan bhutan i've been to bhutan
40:17really in a dream oh one time it was beautiful it is there's this like cafe by the railroad
40:24oh is it still there no it's not real yo what do you do hey donald the cut a little
40:31dingle in my butt
40:32it's cool there you go hey it's the wrong port i don't know i just got a dongle what are
40:39you talking
40:40no one hd might rca it after yeah yeah this is a dongle i don't know what to tell you
40:52hi bb oh i brought a dongle
41:01um to see agha canada lambi lambi kushi kushi jihad suffer i've been practicing
41:12oh are these our cousins in india yeah wow so many young cousins yeah yeah no they're they're
41:19they're child brides just trying to get us married so oh yeah lambi lambi tushy kushi kushi
41:25jail time jail time hey what are you doing what are you doing i had to file my papers what
41:40here oh my
41:42god this has been such a hassle oh god all my papers were moved when daddy took over you oh
41:50god
41:53is there a dish guy here why am i doing the iptv if you had a satellite icon you think
41:58your dad will
41:58pay for satellite where'd you find it bathroom okay i'll see if i can find him on social
42:14okay
42:15okay
42:21hey mom you know i can like pay for a dish right you guys don't have to use this
42:50thank you
42:51Thank you, Ms. Chippy.
42:53I'm proud of you.
42:54Yeah.
42:56Good luck.
42:58Paji, I quit.
42:59Wait, what?
43:00It's time.
43:02You want to go to work, but I want to go to work.
43:06Oh, fuck.
43:07Yeah.
43:12Paji.
43:14What the shit are you running here?
43:15A psychiatric hospital?
43:16That's the second driver who quit.
43:18What do you say to them?
43:19Shinda has been distracted, OK?
43:21Between this and night school, he's got a lot on his plate.
43:24School for what?
43:25Brush up on his fucking ABCs?
43:26His engineering degree.
43:27He needs to focus on that to finish.
43:29He was one of my go-to guys.
43:31Well, then go to someone else.
43:33Just stop therapizing my guys.
43:35These are working class Pajabi immigrants.
43:37You can't have them talk about their feelings.
43:39It messes my whole system up.
43:40Yeah, I can.
43:41They need therapy.
43:42You need therapy.
43:43We all need therapy.
43:46Fuck this.
43:47You're proving my point.ĐŽĐž,
43:51not now. Paji,
43:53don't just... Get out of
44:07the way. No, don't.
44:09No, don't.
44:11Yes. Yes, I
44:11can.
44:12Yes, I can.
44:13Yes, that's a
44:13lot of truth. You killed myself by the
44:14way. Yes, that's all.
44:16Yes. Yes, that's
44:17You have to handle it, right? I have something to do with my work.
44:20You have to finish it first.
44:21You don't have to focus on your kids today.
44:24You don't have to worry about it all day long.
45:14All right.
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51:59All right.
52:02All right.
52:05All right.
52:33Actually, this was a good idea.
52:35Yeah, it was very thoughtful of you.
52:39Hey, did I miss the fight?
52:42No, no, it's coming.
52:45Where's Monty, huh?
52:46I don't know, Australia or something.
52:48Can I win?
53:02Do you guys fight like that?
53:03No.
53:04That would be illegal.
53:08No one can jump that high.
53:10But they can.
53:12Really?
53:12It's like genetics?
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