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A holiday lie that turns into a very real mistletoe moment. #ChristmasRomance #FakeDating #Sports
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00:00:04Oh, come on, Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:20The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay!
00:00:31Oh my god, it's so hot! You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:37And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards.
00:00:44The man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:49Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:52Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:54Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans?
00:00:57Is anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:00All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:03That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:07Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:10I'm a fun guy.
00:01:13I'm not joking, Chase O'.
00:01:16You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:20You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:22If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:28And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:01:35Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:41Seriously, when's the next chapter?
00:01:44You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:47Yes, I will...
00:01:52Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:55No update today.
00:01:57I'm going to get proposed to.
00:02:00The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:02:04And she ghosts me.
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16Oh!
00:02:16Oh!
00:02:17Oh!
00:02:18Oh!
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Oh!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:29Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:02:31Are you okay?
00:02:32Don't touch me.
00:02:33It was an accident.
00:02:34I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:35Buy me a new one?
00:02:36This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:37Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:40You know what?
00:02:41Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:43I don't care.
00:02:44Oh, accident.
00:02:45You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:47Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:49Moves?
00:02:49Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:53Sure you don't.
00:02:54And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator.
00:02:56Right?
00:02:57I'm not!
00:02:58He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:02I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:06Felix is waiting.
00:03:20Well, well, well, what a coincidence.
00:03:22Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:24Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:26My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:29Yeah, there's going to be a ring on his finger as soon as I find him in 7-0-4.
00:03:35This one?
00:03:36Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:39Yeah, it is.
00:03:40So, watch and learn, because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:44Yeah, right.
00:03:45Oh, Felix!
00:03:48Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:51You think I love her?
00:03:57Sounds busy.
00:03:59Shut up.
00:04:05Felix?
00:04:06What?
00:04:07What the fuck?
00:04:09What the fuck?
00:04:11Sophie?
00:04:12My roommate?
00:04:13My best friend?
00:04:15Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:18After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:21How could you do this?
00:04:22Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:24Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:28Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:32you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:35I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:37You know, maybe not.
00:04:38But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:44Damn!
00:04:45I thought football was brutal.
00:04:47Fetch.
00:04:50Look at you, you're in H.S. life.
00:04:52I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you.
00:04:56My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:05:00Lee, are you okay?
00:05:02Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:05:04He's used goods.
00:05:06That's right, run away.
00:05:07That's right, no man will ever want a pathetic mess like you.
00:05:12He does.
00:05:14This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:18Sorry.
00:05:28See?
00:05:30I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:33And I hate you, you bald-headed skink.
00:05:38Have fun.
00:05:40You bitch!
00:05:44You're gonna regret this!
00:05:47Okay, show's over.
00:05:49You can let go now.
00:05:51Sorry.
00:05:52I just...
00:05:52Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:53You're sorry for what?
00:05:54Shredding my shirt?
00:05:56Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:58I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:06:01You know that?
00:06:02You're all claws, zero consent.
00:06:04Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:06And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:08Bye-bye.
00:06:09Fine!
00:06:10I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:17I hate men!
00:06:23You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:26Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:40Interesting.
00:06:41I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:42Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:46By the way, no update today.
00:06:50My stuff.
00:06:52My computer.
00:06:53My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:58Holy shit.
00:06:59Get out.
00:07:09Holy shit.
00:07:13Sophie!
00:07:16Sophie, come on!
00:07:17All right, fine.
00:07:18I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:21I.
00:07:23Don't.
00:07:24You.
00:07:27Smiley face.
00:07:27How about that?
00:07:31Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:37Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:39But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:46That was mom's house.
00:07:50Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:53Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:56Sure, sweetie.
00:07:58Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:08:00Yes!
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03I get the red one.
00:08:04Okay, fine.
00:08:05I'll take green again.
00:08:10Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover mom's treatment.
00:08:13But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:17And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:24Five years of saving.
00:08:26Hope mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:29Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:31Is it still available?
00:08:33Great, I'll take it.
00:08:38Put up these decorations.
00:08:46Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:51What the hell are you doing in my house?
00:08:57You?
00:08:59Your house?
00:09:00I don't think so.
00:09:02I just rented it.
00:09:03Oh, you did what?
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:05Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:09:07Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:09Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:12Wait.
00:09:13I have proof.
00:09:16Hmm?
00:09:19The new radio dial is no longer in service.
00:09:23Shocker.
00:09:26Um, try the key.
00:09:32Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:34Just wait.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:37Something's wrong.
00:09:38So?
00:09:39Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:41Wait.
00:09:42Come on, please.
00:09:42I think I'm a scam.
00:09:44I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:45That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:48Are you serious?
00:09:48Come on.
00:09:49I don't have any money.
00:09:50I was scammed.
00:09:51Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:52I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:54My house is not some charity motel, princess,
00:09:56and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:59Please move.
00:09:59Please, please.
00:10:00I'm sorry.
00:10:01See?
00:10:02This key works.
00:10:05Don't you have family?
00:10:06It's Christmas.
00:10:06Bye.
00:10:07Come on.
00:10:09You're dressed so cute.
00:10:18That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:21Leave.
00:10:38Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:41I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:44Hmm.
00:10:56No, no, no.
00:10:57Lock it down, Chasel.
00:10:59No sympathy.
00:11:01Hey, where are you?
00:11:03Tell me how to help.
00:11:04Cash?
00:11:05Cash?
00:11:12You're sweet, but no.
00:11:14I'm not a charity case.
00:11:16I'll figure it out.
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:20I'll figure it out.
00:11:34How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:36I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:42Hello, kitty.
00:11:42Didn't you hear me?
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:46Oh, my gosh.
00:11:48You're burning up.
00:11:52I swear.
00:11:53This is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:55Okay?
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57It's your heat.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01You just need to sit.
00:12:03Oh, no.
00:12:05Stay.
00:12:06Please.
00:12:07I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:11Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:15I'm fine.
00:12:16No, you're not.
00:12:19Can you take this?
00:12:20What is it?
00:12:21This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No?
00:12:27Uh, yes.
00:12:28You're burning.
00:12:29Open up, please.
00:12:37You are something.
00:12:39I don't remember.
00:12:40All right.
00:12:40If you need me, I will...
00:12:44Don't need me.
00:12:46I like it.
00:12:47Oh.
00:12:51Oh.
00:12:52Oh.
00:12:58Oh.
00:13:18What?
00:13:18What are you doing to me?
00:13:19You pervert!
00:13:22What?
00:13:23What are you doing to me?
00:13:24You pervert!
00:13:26Oh.
00:13:27I drag your half-dead soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:31I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:34What do you think?
00:13:35Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:36No.
00:13:37No, no, wait.
00:13:37I'm sorry.
00:13:38I just thought that...
00:13:39Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:40Just slap me back and we'll be even.
00:13:42Okay?
00:13:43Sweetheart, I don't hit women.
00:13:45Okay?
00:13:46Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:48Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy.
00:13:51Okay?
00:13:51So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:54No.
00:13:54Wait.
00:13:54Please.
00:13:55I have nowhere else to go.
00:13:56Okay?
00:13:56I can pay rent.
00:13:58Yeah?
00:13:59Okay.
00:13:59Here.
00:13:59This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:14:03Now get out!
00:14:04No!
00:14:04No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:05Look.
00:14:06I can work for you.
00:14:07Okay?
00:14:07I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell.
00:14:11Okay?
00:14:11And I will pay you back.
00:14:13Look.
00:14:14This is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:18Okay?
00:14:19And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:22If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:32You can stay.
00:14:33But I have conditions.
00:14:36Oh, yeah.
00:14:39You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:43My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:45You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:47That is the deal.
00:14:48In exchange, you can stay here until the years.
00:14:52You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:58Rule number one.
00:15:00Do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:15:02Easy.
00:15:04Rule two.
00:15:04No intimate actions can take place.
00:15:07And rule three.
00:15:08Do not fall in love with me.
00:15:11Excuse me.
00:15:12Are you mocking me?
00:15:13Is something funny?
00:15:15No.
00:15:16I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:22And I just got dumped.
00:15:24So, trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:26That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:28A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:31I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:33You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:36You should consider writing.
00:15:49Oh, sorry.
00:15:50I should have asked this.
00:15:51What's your name?
00:15:53Chasel.
00:15:56Chasel Brady?
00:15:57Chasel Brady?
00:15:59Got that.
00:16:00I'll go get my stuff.
00:16:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:03You just got that?
00:16:05After hearing my name.
00:16:06What do you mean by got that?
00:16:08Should I know your name?
00:16:11Oh, you're an actor.
00:16:14I don't do stage plays.
00:16:16Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:19Do you know how many women will kill to be in your position?
00:16:22Yeah, okay, fine.
00:16:23Fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:24Sorry.
00:16:25Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:32Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:36That's my rule.
00:16:40Jesus.
00:16:41She just left like that?
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:53My book.
00:16:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:02Sophie!
00:17:06Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:17:11Garbage?
00:17:13Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:17:15My career.
00:17:17Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:22Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:27Funny, because at least my job pays the bills, whereas you have to leech off of your stolen
00:17:32boyfriends for survival.
00:17:39Sophie?
00:17:39Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:48No!
00:17:53What's going on, babe?
00:17:57What's going on, babe?
00:17:59Hook who's here.
00:18:02My charity case ex.
00:18:04Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:18:07Where's the new boyfriend?
00:18:08Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:18:12My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:18He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:20See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:18:21No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:25Unlike Sophie.
00:18:27She's carrying my baby.
00:18:28We're getting married.
00:18:29But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:33Take care of the baby.
00:18:51A driver?
00:18:52I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:58She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:19:00Pathetic!
00:19:13Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:19:14Hey.
00:19:15Hi.
00:19:17I know you.
00:19:20Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world.
00:19:24You and Dora?
00:19:25No way.
00:19:26Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:29Just the suitcase.
00:19:30Thanks.
00:19:33Autograph?
00:19:33Maybe later.
00:19:34Come on, let's go.
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:39How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:46Okay, how did you...
00:19:48No, why did you come?
00:19:49Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:51Everyone?
00:19:52Who?
00:19:53Wait, where are we going, Chase-o?
00:19:55You'll see.
00:19:56Just put this on, you're going to need it.
00:19:59Okay, don't look.
00:20:00Yeah, I won't look.
00:20:02Seriously.
00:20:02I'm looking out the window.
00:20:04Will, too.
00:20:07I didn't see anything.
00:20:18Stay close, don't say anything.
00:20:24I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:20:25Who's the blonde?
00:20:26Who's the blonde girl, Chase-o?
00:20:27Chase-o, who's the blonde?
00:20:28Give an answer to your fans.
00:20:31Holy shit!
00:20:33Who's the blonde?
00:20:34Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:35I know, it's Chase-o Brady.
00:20:37I know.
00:20:37That's a word for your fans.
00:20:39Please, be seated.
00:20:44Chase-o, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:46Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:48I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:51I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:58And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:21:01So, I have invited you all here today.
00:21:04It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:21:07I introduce you to...
00:21:09Laura Swift, my fiancée.
00:21:12How long have you been here?
00:21:15Can you say something?
00:21:17You can't work for your fans.
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:20Oh, jeez.
00:21:23Okay, so this was not in the contract.
00:21:26You can stay with me for an entire year and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:30Or you can back out.
00:21:33Up to you.
00:21:47Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:52Thank you?
00:21:54For what?
00:21:55For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:59You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:22:02I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:22:06I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:22:08It's not my fault.
00:22:09You live under a rock.
00:22:10You know what?
00:22:10Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:22:17You're welcome.
00:22:28This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:40You wrote this?
00:22:43You wrote this?
00:22:45Yeah, I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:48The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:51Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:53I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:55How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:57You call it romance?
00:22:58The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:23:02Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:23:06I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:23:10Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:23:14One leaves, the next one comes.
00:23:17You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:23:21Uh, get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:23:26This is gold.
00:23:27Seriously.
00:23:28Okay, so wait.
00:23:29How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:34It's primitive.
00:23:36You can't help it?
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:39He looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:42Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:45Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:50Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:57Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:24:02So, when you were helping me earlier, this happened...
00:24:08Don't even dream it?
00:24:11Uh, lesson's over.
00:24:13My house is a disaster.
00:24:14You probably should clean it.
00:24:16Thanks, Jim.
00:24:25Oh, cool.
00:24:26I know these directors.
00:24:30Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:32He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:35He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:38Chasel!
00:24:39Chasel!
00:24:41Chasel!
00:24:41Chasel!
00:24:42You will not believe what you threw away!
00:24:47My house!
00:24:48My house!
00:24:51What are you doing?
00:24:53Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:54Okay, I can see that.
00:24:56Why are you naked?
00:24:58I don't know.
00:24:59Gee, I live here.
00:25:00Okay, okay.
00:25:01Let's get one thing straight.
00:25:03This is my household, okay?
00:25:04I'm the boss.
00:25:06And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:25:08Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:25:10I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:25:14Hey!
00:25:15No!
00:25:16You don't see them.
00:25:17What do you want?
00:25:19Party!
00:25:20This party!
00:25:21Take me!
00:25:23No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:25But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:27The Edison Gray!
00:25:28He's an investor, and it could change my life.
00:25:32I'm dressed.
00:25:34Think about it.
00:25:35If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:38So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:41Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:43Think about it.
00:25:52You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:26:01You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:26:07Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:26:13Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:26:15Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:26:19Is this how you beg?
00:26:22Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:25You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:33You'll take me.
00:26:34Won't you?
00:26:37Fine.
00:26:38I'll get you in.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:39But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:44Okay?
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46That's on you.
00:26:49But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:51Okay?
00:26:52You gotta at least...
00:26:53Look the part.
00:26:56Can't you smell that?
00:26:58Smell what?
00:26:59It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:27:02And one.
00:27:04Apologize.
00:27:07Okay, Misha.
00:27:08Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:27:11Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:27Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:28Oh no.
00:27:31This ring...
00:27:31It fits perfectly.
00:27:33It's meant to be.
00:27:34Yeah, I have to have it.
00:27:35I can't let them see me here.
00:27:39I can't let them see me here.
00:27:42Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:44This ring...
00:27:44It's everything.
00:27:45I...
00:27:46I need it.
00:27:47It fits perfectly.
00:27:48It has to be mine.
00:27:48Get it for me now, please, please, please, please.
00:27:52Are you writing?
00:27:54You can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:58Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:59I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:28:02I want to run.
00:28:04Don't let them win.
00:28:07Spit on them.
00:28:09I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:28:14Dora!
00:28:16I see you're here all alone.
00:28:19I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:28:24Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:28For you, everything.
00:28:29Ok.
00:28:50I'll do it.
00:28:54I love you.
00:28:58she did it. Could she be? No, no, impossible. D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl. Dora
00:29:06is a walking disaster. If she were D, I would rather die. Everything in the store in her
00:29:14size, bag it up. Oh, and I want something limited edition. You got that? Oh, sir, this
00:29:23is our one and only piece in the whole world going for $300,000. $300,000? We will take
00:29:31it. Look at that. Pretty nice, huh? See that? There you go, Dora. Um, don't you think this
00:29:45is a little much? I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee. Oh, and by the
00:29:51way, all of this going on your rent tab. God, you know what? It must be exhausting. Acting
00:29:59like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery. Me too. Just so adorable. Dora,
00:30:06we have places to be. That bitch. Are you done yet? We're going to be late. All right, I'm
00:30:18going to count to three. If you're not out here, we're not going. One, two. Um. She, she's
00:30:35amazing. So, how do I look? Money definitely makes things better. Um, I'll wait outside. Hey.
00:30:50Could you come in for a second? Uh. I need help with my zipper. Come on. Okay.
00:31:29Thanks. I'll be outside. Get it together. She's Dora the disaster, not lovely D.
00:31:53You're kidding.
00:31:53Is that what I look like?
00:32:09newspapers are amazing.
00:32:09People in here, are you with me?
00:32:10Yes.
00:32:17I mean, there are no more.
00:32:17Russian people.
00:32:18Mr.
00:32:23wow oh my god um i am so sorry that was a complete accident um yeah for sure did you
00:32:30plan that
00:32:31kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments that falling down the stairs and almost
00:32:36killing myself did i plan that a little bit yeah no my heel got caught and then i fell what
00:32:43that
00:32:55thought did you buy me these shoes don't get me wrong okay i just don't want you embarrassing me
00:33:02at the party tonight okay other foot thank you seems like something they do in the movies
00:33:11okay so i just think he's gonna be here i'm gonna be fine okay please please do not look like
00:33:16a
00:33:16starving animal who just found a piece of steak these people can smell desperation starving animal
00:33:21let's be cool rude i'm not gonna be like oh my god that's how to sing great don't stare don't
00:33:26stare
00:33:26just look anywhere else look in the eyes okay so if you guys by novel i mean my future will
00:33:32be brighter
00:33:32than the headlights on your g-wagon that's impossible i just got new chrome
00:33:39well do you feel the same as dora the need for just one person to believe in her
00:33:44jazel glad you could make it hmm edison there's someone i want you to meet this is dora she is
00:33:51a writer oh well your hand hi hi and she is brilliant i mean she's the whole reason i came
00:33:59tonight really you need to read her manuscript i'm telling you
00:34:05i cannot believe that chase will announce an engagement look at her she's so plain
00:34:13lee's aura it's obviously a publicity stunt and you know him he's probably just trying to make you
00:34:19jealous well it's working look at him together he looks so
00:34:25i mean he even introduced her to edison don't be silly everybody knows that chasel brady has only
00:34:30ever had eyes for you he's just trying to get your attention he's america's quarterback
00:34:35you're america's sweetheart this whole fiance thing is just a cry for you to take him back
00:34:40well he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys
00:34:45it's a story just about a small town girl um she actually runs into the sorry
00:34:54well dora i'll tell you what it's got potential really yeah oh i think that's yeah i'm so sorry
00:35:00guys i gotta take this yeah totally bye chasel long time no see aura i told you i don't like
00:35:10public theatrics and this must be your new friend or advance it's a pleasure
00:35:22who is this please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because i put
00:35:28a no homewrecking clause in the contract can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots
00:35:34please she's just a clean ex we broke up centuries ago we'll just play along so we can get rid
00:35:40of
00:35:41her she'll be gone okay i'll help you but i'm not paying rent this month fine i wasn't expecting
00:35:47you to pay anyway you're cheap well chasel aren't you gonna introduce your new friend i can do it
00:35:53i'm dora it's nice to meet you actually if you haven't heard the news i'd be happy to clarify
00:35:57this is dora my fiance
00:36:09oh my god chasel's serious this time who's that girl i don't know but she just bagged the most
00:36:17unobtainable man in the adult
00:36:20uh-huh
00:36:21uh-huh chasel always a comedian
00:36:28well regardless right congratulations fiance or not um but dora i really meant what i said
00:36:37earlier your manuscripts it has heart it's got a lot of potential i would love to sit up and
00:36:43meeting with you thank you thank you so much mr grant okay let me see the story that has him
00:36:48so
00:36:48touched hold this oh eddie always the sentimental fool but this this is pathetic you know all weepy
00:37:00heart zero brains it'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this
00:37:06trash trash trash
00:37:12no
00:37:13no
00:37:14no
00:37:14No!
00:37:18No!
00:37:23Hey!
00:37:29No!
00:37:31Hey!
00:37:32No!
00:37:34No!
00:37:35Are you insane?
00:37:37Protect the paper!
00:37:38Come on!
00:37:39Come on!
00:37:41God!
00:37:43Jesus!
00:37:44Seriously!
00:37:44What were you thinking?
00:37:45You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:48Oh my God!
00:37:48I wasn't drowning!
00:37:49It's cold!
00:37:51And this is my life, okay?
00:37:52This is my work!
00:37:54Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:57Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:59I just don't wanna play doctor when you get sick.
00:38:01It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:38:03It's difficult.
00:38:04Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:38:10Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:38:13And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:38:16Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:38:20Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:38:23Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:27The only thing low here is your act.
00:38:30Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:38:32It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:36How could you-
00:38:38Apologize to her now.
00:38:42Let's just-
00:38:42Let's just calm down.
00:38:44Jaisal, alright.
00:38:45Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:47And that's fine.
00:38:48We just-
00:38:48Save it.
00:38:48This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:50Either she apologizes to my fiancé,
00:38:53or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:55What's it gonna be?
00:38:58Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:39:07I apologize.
00:39:12Where did you go?
00:39:17I gotta be honest though, Aura, she is fine.
00:39:20No, she is not.
00:39:21Is she?
00:39:21I caught like I see it.
00:39:23No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:39:25Pretty soon I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:39Seriously?
00:39:40You've been crying since 8pm.
00:39:43Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:47She called my life's work trash.
00:39:51Okay?
00:39:52That's like someone being like,
00:39:54Your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:59Okay.
00:40:00One, they're vaulted.
00:40:01Okay.
00:40:02Okay?
00:40:03Two,
00:40:05It's almost midnight.
00:40:07Decapitate her in your next draft.
00:40:09Please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:40:13How are you so cold?
00:40:16Okay?
00:40:17Why don't men know how to consult
00:40:21a hysterical woman?
00:40:24Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:40:27Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:40:30Okay?
00:40:31Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:40Come here.
00:40:45Like this?
00:40:58Are you feeling better now?
00:41:02Are you feeling better now?
00:41:04Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:41:07and now he's comforting me?
00:41:10What?
00:41:11It?
00:41:12Oh, man.
00:41:23Christ!
00:41:24You know,
00:41:24you raccoon eyes
00:41:25and tragic.
00:41:27Buy a waterproof next time.
00:41:29Let's go to bed!
00:41:32Okay?
00:41:32Two, three, four, three, four, four.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:34Two, three, four, four, five.
00:41:37Two, three, four, five, five, saints.
00:41:40What the hell was that? I almost kissed her. The walking disaster?
00:41:56My heart never raced like this for Felix. Not even once. So why is it going crazy now?
00:42:02Oh no. Don't tell me I'm actually calling for him.
00:42:08D is my soulmate. I'm sure of that. Dora? She's just some random woman who happened to be in my
00:42:15house. That's it.
00:42:21Hey, what are you up to?
00:42:31Confession. I might be into someone. And it's terrifying.
00:42:45Good morning, Sleeping Beauty. Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:56Fine. I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:59No.
00:43:07Jesus Chasel.
00:43:10Oh my God, what did you do?
00:43:14An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:43:17You are so drunk.
00:43:19And talented.
00:43:42Wait, Jesus, Chaiso, stop!
00:43:45You're burning up, we need a doctor, now, come on.
00:43:48No, no, no.
00:43:49No doctors.
00:43:50No press.
00:43:53Are you serious right now?
00:43:56You're burning up.
00:43:58Imagine the tabloids.
00:44:00102 degree fever takes out Iron Man Chaiso.
00:44:04No, I'd rather die.
00:44:07Wow.
00:44:09Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:44:12Also, what the hell?
00:44:14Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:44:17Fuck.
00:44:18You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:44:23Fine.
00:44:24Die here.
00:44:25I'm not planning your funeral.
00:44:33She's kind of cute.
00:44:56The boneuca Kingdom.
00:44:57There it is.
00:44:57You are scarily punishing her soul.
00:45:00There it is over there.
00:45:03I'm sorry.
00:45:04the million-dollar question, what's her next move?
00:45:30Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:45:34It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:45:39Right, and I'm the Pope.
00:45:47Bathroom? Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:50Oh, come on. Oh, me. Okay.
00:45:57Chasel! I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:46:04Chasel?
00:46:06Are you home?
00:46:09Oh, thank God, you're so heavy!
00:46:13Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:46:15What? You want to see me naked again?
00:46:18No, I just, I'm worried. What if you fall or something?
00:46:22I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:46:26Unless that's, uh, unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:46:32You're shameless.
00:46:39Damn.
00:46:40You really went for that?
00:46:41It was an accident, I swear.
00:46:43Sure it was.
00:46:44Oh, my God!
00:46:46Oh, my God!
00:46:51Oh, my God!
00:46:52Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:53What am I doing here?
00:46:55After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:47:00Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:47:04You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:47:09Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:47:13But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:47:18Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:47:22Uh, you know what?
00:47:24Case closed.
00:47:25Now you see we are a real, happy couple.
00:47:28So please leave.
00:47:29Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:47:35They want to see you.
00:47:37So you will bring your fiancé
00:47:407 o'clock sharp!
00:47:43I can't, okay?
00:47:44I'm sick.
00:47:47I have a, uh, really bad fever.
00:47:49Oh, yeah.
00:47:50Men don't get sick.
00:47:52They get dramatic.
00:47:53Take a pill and stop the theatrics!
00:47:57Be there!
00:48:00Oh.
00:48:01Yes, dear.
00:48:03Be careful.
00:48:04Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:48:07I mean, what is a man?
00:48:10Uh, legs?
00:48:12A cock?
00:48:13A cock?
00:48:14And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:48:19Right.
00:48:20You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:24Come on, Grandma.
00:48:26Hey.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:31Oh.
00:48:32Wow.
00:48:33Your girl was so cool.
00:48:38Nope.
00:48:40Whoa.
00:48:42I can't do this.
00:48:44What?
00:48:45Your parents probably use solid gold toothpicks and I'm gonna say something stupid and then
00:48:49they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:51Think of it like, like research.
00:48:53My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:59Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:49:02I thought she'd be here for this.
00:49:04She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:49:09Passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:13You ready?
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:16Go?
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:18You knock.
00:49:28Uh.
00:49:30Mom?
00:49:31Dad?
00:49:32This is Dora.
00:49:36So nice to meet you both.
00:49:41Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:47Oh.
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:52Mmm.
00:49:55Mashed potatoes are really good.
00:49:59Didn't make that grow up, but.
00:50:03We saw Aura at the club.
00:50:06She looked radiant.
00:50:09Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:50:12You were a perfect match.
00:50:15Mom?
00:50:17Dora is right here.
00:50:19Please, show some respect.
00:50:21It's okay.
00:50:22Respect?
00:50:24For what?
00:50:25A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:50:31Let me be clear.
00:50:33That will never happen.
00:50:39You know what?
00:50:41I am not surprised.
00:50:44This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:50:46Watch your tone.
00:50:48We're stating facts.
00:50:50This family has standards.
00:50:52Your standard.
00:50:54Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:56You only care about money, about status.
00:50:59I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:51:03I can't think of one time.
00:51:05Grow up, son.
00:51:06You're not a person.
00:51:08You're a franchise.
00:51:09And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:51:13Her name is Dora.
00:51:16And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want, okay?
00:51:19It's my life.
00:51:20I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:51:21Got it?
00:51:23Not one pairing my name.
00:51:29Maybe I don't want it.
00:51:30I don't know.
00:51:35I'm sorry.
00:51:36Let's go.
00:51:37No.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:49Okay, Chisel.
00:51:50Slow down.
00:51:51It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:52No, you're right.
00:51:52I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:55Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:59They're just worried about you.
00:52:01That's all.
00:52:02Worried?
00:52:03Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:52:06I don't.
00:52:07Don't you dare defend them.
00:52:10Don't you dare defend them.
00:52:12I'm not defending them.
00:52:13I'm defending you, okay?
00:52:15You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:52:18You don't get it, okay?
00:52:19You never will.
00:52:20You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:52:24You can't script real life.
00:52:27Okay, fine, fine.
00:52:29Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:52:31I won't do it again.
00:52:33You can trust me on that.
00:52:35Just let me out.
00:52:36Let me out.
00:52:37Please stop the car.
00:52:38I am, I am.
00:52:39Now.
00:52:44Fine, enjoy your walk.
00:52:45Oh, I will.
00:52:52Wait, what?
00:52:54Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:57This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:59Asshole.
00:53:03Dora?
00:53:07Damn it.
00:53:08Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:53:10She was just trying to help.
00:53:12You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:53:24Dora!
00:53:28Eat!
00:53:29She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:53:32How are you thinking?
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:36Hey, look.
00:53:44Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:53:47And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:53:52Your writing has soul.
00:53:53It's rare.
00:53:56Thanks.
00:53:58I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:54:01And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:54:05But not just a book.
00:54:06A whole bigger scale.
00:54:08A biography.
00:54:10A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:54:14Now, hear me out.
00:54:15Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:54:18I get that.
00:54:20But you, Dora.
00:54:22You have the keys.
00:54:27This is it.
00:54:28The career break I've prayed for.
00:54:31But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:54:34Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:54:36But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:54:39I won't call mine his back.
00:54:44You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:54:46And hey, I get it.
00:54:48I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:54:52But you, you're not a gold digger, are you, Dora?
00:54:56You're the real thing.
00:55:00Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:55:04Look, I know.
00:55:05You're concerned.
00:55:07And you have every right to be.
00:55:10But the offer stands.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:12And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:55:19call me.
00:55:24I will.
00:55:26Thanks.
00:55:28You're that goddamn Dora?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:55:40Dora, do you know this woman?
00:55:41No idea.
00:55:43You cheating skank.
00:55:45What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:55:48You don't deserve Chasel.
00:55:51Get out of his life.
00:55:55Enough.
00:56:01Dora, call me back, okay?
00:56:02I was an idiot.
00:56:04Just, please, let me know you're safe.
00:56:07Okay?
00:56:16Look, I was angry.
00:56:19I, I shouldn't have left you there.
00:56:21No, that's weak.
00:56:24Um, ah.
00:56:30It was a bad play.
00:56:32I overreacted and won't happen again.
00:56:36Yeah, that's better.
00:56:37I like that.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:46Okay.
00:56:47You got this, Chasel?
00:56:50Thank you, again, for everything.
00:56:53Yeah, of course.
00:56:54There's, and I meant it when I said it, you have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:59Seriously, though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:57:06I appreciate it.
00:57:07Of course.
00:57:10And I will get this drag queen, return it to you.
00:57:12That you will not do, because it looks way better on you, and you're going to keep it.
00:57:16What?
00:57:16You're going to keep it.
00:57:17It's great.
00:57:17It's a little bad.
00:57:18I think so.
00:57:21Hey, Chasel.
00:57:26Hi.
00:57:27I was calling you.
00:57:29Didn't you get my messages?
00:57:30My phone died.
00:57:32And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:57:37After a little incident.
00:57:40Great.
00:57:42Always playing the hero.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:45Appreciate the assist.
00:57:46Of course.
00:57:47Love to.
00:57:48Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:57:51They're getting a little pansy.
00:57:53I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:57:56Oh, you do?
00:57:57I know.
00:58:00Excuse me?
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:02Is that yours?
00:58:03Oh, that's nice.
00:58:05Wow.
00:58:06All right, well.
00:58:08And I know my offer still stands.
00:58:11Thanks.
00:58:15And Dora, just remember.
00:58:18Keep that back going.
00:58:27Hey, Chasel.
00:58:31What is wrong with you?
00:58:32Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:58:35Excuse me?
00:58:36He was just helping me.
00:58:38Excuse me?
00:58:39He was just helping me.
00:58:41Newsflash.
00:58:41You're my fiance now.
00:58:42That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:58:46Cozying up?
00:58:47It's called basic human decency.
00:58:49Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:58:52He's not some innocent fan boy, okay?
00:58:54He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:56So this is not about the media.
00:58:58You're just jealous.
00:58:59Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:59:00Oh, I won't.
00:59:02Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street.
00:59:08Alone.
00:59:18Smooth.
00:59:20Apologize with step one.
00:59:22You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:40Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:59:43They're getting a little pansy.
00:59:45He wasn't wrong.
00:59:47I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:59:50And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:59:57A hypothetical question.
00:59:59If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
01:00:14How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
01:00:21He's into someone?
01:00:22Since when?
01:00:24Start with a real apology.
01:00:26No excuses.
01:00:28Then show you listen.
01:00:29A thoughtful gift.
01:00:30A real date.
01:00:31Actions.
01:00:32Not just words.
01:00:36Thanks.
01:00:37Good advice.
01:00:42Dora, are you awake?
01:00:47Dora, are you awake?
01:00:51No.
01:00:53Then go away.
01:00:55I'm officially boycotting you.
01:00:58Look, I get it.
01:00:59You have every right to be pissed.
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:03Okay, I was a jackass.
01:01:06Leaving you out there was...
01:01:09It was unforgivable.
01:01:11And I just saw the news.
01:01:13The wine thing?
01:01:16I didn't know.
01:01:20Look, you were right.
01:01:22I don't own you.
01:01:24And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:01:31Chasel is...
01:01:33apologizing.
01:01:34Good night.
01:01:36Oh, and, um...
01:01:39I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:01:42I'll just leave it at the door.
01:02:04I'll just leave it at the door.
01:02:05Chasel bought me a gift?
01:02:34I don't know what it is.
01:02:37I don't know what it is.
01:03:07That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:03:18Fine.
01:03:19You're forgiven.
01:03:20And I guess my schedule is clear for tomorrow.
01:03:26Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:03:28I'll try to be worthy.
01:03:43To anyone coming for my fiance, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:03:49We're happy.
01:03:51Back off.
01:03:53Merry Christmas.
01:04:03Is this real?
01:04:05Or is it just part of the act?
01:04:08Is he actually falling for me?
01:04:14Chasel?
01:04:15Coming!
01:04:17Did you forget your keys again?
01:04:21Good morning.
01:04:23We need to talk.
01:04:26What, are you not happy to see me?
01:04:33Oh, gosh.
01:04:34Chasel must be suffering in this shoe box.
01:04:37I can smell the regret.
01:04:42Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:04:45Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:04:48Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:04:53Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:04:55I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:04:58And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:05:01Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:05:07Oh, what exactly is womanliness?
01:05:11This.
01:05:12Head to toe couture.
01:05:14Chanel on my body.
01:05:17Hermes on my arm.
01:05:19Well, he's not here.
01:05:20So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door's right there.
01:05:24I know that he's not here.
01:05:27I came for you.
01:05:31How much to walk away from him?
01:05:35God, the villainous offer scene.
01:05:38I've written this a million times.
01:05:41Time to improvise.
01:05:4410 million cash.
01:05:45And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:05:4810 million.
01:05:52Oh, that's not written in the story.
01:05:56Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:05:58You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:06:0110 million?
01:06:03That's my going rate.
01:06:0520?
01:06:07Yeah, 20. Split 50-50, right?
01:06:1020 million?
01:06:11What are you two robbers?
01:06:13Can't pay?
01:06:15Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:06:17I mean, you won't pay 20 for me?
01:06:19I mean, some love story.
01:06:21Oh, oh.
01:06:22Oh, but she can afford it.
01:06:24This little country mouse.
01:06:26She's not buying me.
01:06:27She actually owns me.
01:06:29Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:06:31So, you need to go.
01:06:33No.
01:06:34Bye-bye.
01:06:35I hope never to see you again.
01:06:39Sick sweater, am I right?
01:06:41They're pretty sick.
01:06:42I think you look pretty good.
01:06:43I know.
01:06:45Chasel!
01:06:46We need to talk.
01:06:48I love you!
01:06:52Alright, come on.
01:06:53What movie are we seeing?
01:06:56Uh, it's a new one.
01:06:57You can tell me in the car!
01:07:00You think you're going on a date?
01:07:03Not while I'm here.
01:07:07Think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:07:09Maybe.
01:07:10But let them.
01:07:11Yeah, I don't care.
01:07:15I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:07:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:07:20My boyfriend's in there.
01:07:21Since when am I your driver?
01:07:22And since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:07:25Since forever.
01:07:25Just drive.
01:07:28Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:07:33Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:07:37Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:07:38First of all, mind your own business.
01:07:41And second of all, what's up with you?
01:07:43Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:07:45No, be honest.
01:07:46Or it has more talent than you.
01:07:47I'm just, I'm just sick.
01:07:49Oh, they're gone.
01:07:52So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:07:58I heard girls like this movie.
01:08:00And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:08:03Excuse me.
01:08:04Here, here, here.
01:08:05What the fuck are you doing?
01:08:07Oh my god.
01:08:08What are the odds?
01:08:09I love this director.
01:08:11So, I ran into Ora outside.
01:08:13She insisted that we see this film.
01:08:16Yeah.
01:08:18Oh my god.
01:08:20I just saw a rat.
01:08:21Now, Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:08:23Get off.
01:08:25You weren't invited.
01:08:26Dora was.
01:08:29Don't look at me, troublemaker.
01:08:31You know, Dora, if this is too loud, you can always go back to my building.
01:08:35There's a private screening room.
01:08:37Or my place.
01:08:38It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:08:40Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:08:42I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:08:46Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:08:48This is a movie theater on our swingers park.
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:53Oh my god.
01:08:54You're Chasel Brady.
01:08:56And you're the fiance.
01:09:00No.
01:09:01No way.
01:09:02Oh my god.
01:09:04Huge fan.
01:09:05Thank you, thank you.
01:09:05Okay, you guys have fun.
01:09:07Let me go get some air.
01:09:10It's a movie going on.
01:09:15You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:09:17You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:09:21Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:09:26And you do?
01:09:27Of course I do.
01:09:29His parents love me.
01:09:31They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:09:35But you wouldn't understand that.
01:09:37Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:09:46Say whatever you want about me.
01:09:48But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:09:51Oh.
01:09:52Is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:10:00What the hell are you doing?
01:10:03She attacked me.
01:10:04I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:10:07Oh you liar.
01:10:08I mean I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:10:11So we need to go now.
01:10:14Edison, take Dora out back.
01:10:16I'll handle this.
01:10:25Knock it off, Aura.
01:10:28Don't be like that, Chasey.
01:10:31Think clearly.
01:10:33Our business.
01:10:35A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:10:40I'm the best option for you.
01:10:43I mean...
01:10:44Don't you remember how good we were together?
01:10:51Are you okay?
01:10:53Look, for what it's worth I believe you.
01:10:55I do.
01:10:56I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:10:58Why do you believe me over her?
01:10:59Aren't you two friends?
01:11:01Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:11:04Okay, well clearly Chasell doesn't see it.
01:11:05Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:11:06You never know what that was, okay?
01:11:08You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:11:11Just don't assume.
01:11:12When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:11:16You're right.
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:18I'm gonna go see you now.
01:11:20Oh no.
01:11:23Hey boy.
01:11:29Dora.
01:11:31Dora.
01:11:37Oops.
01:11:38We're done, Aura.
01:11:40Stay away from both of us.
01:11:44Don't touch me.
01:11:46Dora.
01:11:46This isn't what you think.
01:11:48Oh, isn't it?
01:11:49Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:11:53I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:56When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:12:00That's all I'm asking.
01:12:02Look.
01:12:02The contract.
01:12:03After everything.
01:12:04You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:12:10Is that really what you believe?
01:12:11I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:12:14But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:12:16A relationship for three?
01:12:18No thanks.
01:12:20It's time I walk away.
01:12:30I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:12:34Fake fiance?
01:12:36Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:12:43Dora.
01:12:44Wait.
01:12:45It wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:12:47Please just let me explain.
01:12:49Explain what?
01:12:51It's Christmas Eve.
01:12:53I thought I'd drop by.
01:12:55It is a family time, you know?
01:12:58I'll be staying over.
01:13:00What's wrong?
01:13:01You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:13:05Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:13:10No!
01:13:13We're very much in love.
01:13:15Chasel?
01:13:16Dora?
01:13:17You better be telling the truth.
01:13:21Really.
01:13:23I hope so.
01:13:25You're so cute, Grandma.
01:13:27We love you.
01:13:28You know I love you.
01:13:37Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:13:41Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:13:44Like you still have feelings for her.
01:13:46I don't want to see you.
01:13:47I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:13:51You expect me to believe that?
01:13:54Yeah, okay.
01:13:54Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:13:57I don't know.
01:13:58Hey!
01:13:59I don't want to hear it.
01:14:00That was the last time.
01:14:02I don't want to hear it.
01:14:04Okay?
01:14:05That was the last time.
01:14:07Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:14:11Are you serious?
01:14:15After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:14:17I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:14:20It's not about that.
01:14:21Understand what?
01:14:22What is it about?
01:14:27Understand...
01:14:28Stop.
01:14:29Understand that the only one I love...
01:14:35Is you.
01:14:43You what?
01:14:45I said...
01:14:46I love you.
01:14:48And I mean it.
01:14:51I think...
01:14:52I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:14:57And...
01:14:59Way before I ever knew it was you.
01:15:29You've been staring at me?
01:15:31I'm just admiring the view.
01:15:40Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:15:42Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:15:44Hmm.
01:15:47All right.
01:15:48Get up.
01:15:48We're going out.
01:15:50Where are we going?
01:15:51Christmas shopping.
01:15:53I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:15:57Last minute.
01:15:59I know.
01:16:00All right.
01:16:00Five more minutes.
01:16:01We'll go.
01:16:02Okay.
01:16:03So comfy.
01:16:04I know.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09How about this one?
01:16:12It's perfect.
01:16:13Yeah.
01:16:14Yeah.
01:16:14Really?
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16We'll take it.
01:16:18Okay.
01:16:20I'll go change.
01:16:23Oh...
01:16:24My God.
01:16:25You're...
01:16:25You're Chazel Brady?
01:16:26And that's Dora.
01:16:27I...
01:16:27I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:16:31You two are perfect together.
01:16:34Thanks.
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:37Yeah.
01:16:43Yeah.
01:16:54I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:17:04say is everything okay but grandma just just calm down okay we can explain we'll be there in 10
01:17:13minutes is everything okay we have to go like now okay okay so what's wrong you're making me
01:17:26nervous our fight at the cinema someone recorded it the entire thing what it's everywhere dora
01:17:35online everyone thinks we're a fake couple dad what the hell was that chasel are you lying about
01:17:44this engagement my phone is blowing up the sponsors are saying you're a liar they're
01:17:47trying to pull out i will handle the sponsors you better but dora is my fiance and i won't change
01:17:58okay so this is all my fault if i hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and aura if i hadn't
01:18:03just
01:18:04started this fight to begin with there would be nothing to record stop that okay this is not your
01:18:09fault and believe me i'll handle everything i just need to go to the stadium deal with the press
01:18:15the team hey can you just talk to grandma explain what's happening of course
01:18:22we're gonna get through this i promise no matter what i'm with you
01:18:34i'm telling you chasel it's the only way you release a statement saying you've broken up with
01:18:41dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean it's clean are you telling me
01:18:48to be a coward lie to the entire world and blame everything on the woman i love
01:18:53all right then what's your play the sponsors are ready to walk
01:18:58the best play would be to marry me what you i knew it you leaked the video didn't you
01:19:09i'm just trying to help the truth find the light oh seriously
01:19:15so this is what all the fuss is about i'm sorry grandma brady this is all my fault
01:19:23nonsense this is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his
01:19:32words
01:19:32listen i've known my grandson his entire life and he has never not even once let another woman
01:19:44stay overnight in his home the fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you
01:19:53but his parents oh don't worry about chris and nancy i'll take care of them
01:20:02chasel is head over heels in love with you
01:20:10face it chasel i'm your only option
01:20:15you think you can corner me into marrying you there's one thing you should learn about me
01:20:20i don't respond to threats because i told you we're done the only woman i love and that i will
01:20:29marry
01:20:30is dora and as for what you did my lawyer will be in touch
01:20:40un-fucking-believable
01:20:44dora
01:20:46i'm home we need to talk
01:20:48she's gone chasel
01:20:51what do you mean she's gone where did she go
01:20:54gone
01:20:55gone gone
01:21:02i don't understand why leave when you clearly love each other don't you trust chasel
01:21:09oh yes
01:21:10i trust him
01:21:14and that's exactly why i can't stay and become his weakness
01:21:20but don't worry in my story i'm the protagonist and i need to write my next chapter
01:21:26you know my fans are waiting
01:21:34you made the right choice in investing in chasel brady
01:21:37all right
01:21:42i can't believe you actually pulled it off
01:21:45and by yourself
01:21:46you seem to forget i'm the best player in football history
01:21:49they still count on me to win after christmas break okay
01:21:53all right
01:21:54crisis averted
01:21:56what's your next move
01:21:59go see about a girl
01:22:06dora
01:22:08this
01:22:09this
01:22:10i i cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story
01:22:15it's amazing
01:22:16thanks
01:22:18first time for everything i guess
01:22:20i think this all just
01:22:22taught me to finally be honest with myself
01:22:26you know what i changed my mind
01:22:28i did i changed my mind
01:22:30i want to invest in this story
01:22:33screw chasel's autobiography
01:22:35do you realize that once people read this
01:22:38no one's gonna care about that video anyway
01:22:42okay
01:22:43well let me just
01:22:44publish a few chapters first
01:22:46um
01:22:47my fans have been waiting for it
01:22:49oh i'm sure
01:22:51okay
01:22:53yes there it is
01:22:54wow
01:22:57good job
01:22:57thanks
01:22:58i hope they like it
01:23:00they're gonna love it
01:23:08i messed up
01:23:09i know the whole world saw us fighting
01:23:11but i swear
01:23:12our relationship
01:23:14is real
01:23:15dora is my fiance
01:23:16the only woman i love
01:23:18dora if you see this
01:23:20i'm sorry
01:23:26this story
01:23:28this story is me and dora
01:23:30if that means
01:23:32dora is d
01:23:49oh i did
01:23:52okay so how did you
01:23:55you just told me
01:23:56you just told me yourself
01:24:01you know i love
01:24:03the new story by the way
01:24:05our
01:24:07story
01:24:12so you're
01:24:13c
01:24:17thank you for your advice
01:24:18before
01:24:19it definitely helped
01:24:21but uh
01:24:22this time
01:24:23i think i'm gonna do things my way
01:24:34dora swift
01:24:36i have fallen for you
01:24:38irrevocably
01:24:40completely
01:24:42will you marry me
01:24:48yes
01:24:49yes
01:24:49oh my god
01:24:50oh
01:24:56come here
01:24:58you
01:24:59the best christmas gift
01:25:01i've ever received
01:25:02i mean
01:25:03you
01:25:06you
01:25:09you
01:25:14you
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