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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy. Mommy. Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore!
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:45Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More. Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:50The end of the day.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily?
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty!
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:19You or Lily?
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36You or Lily?
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Thanks.
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51How about that monster?
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
19:31Yes, yes, my leash.
19:32Yes, my love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig
19:49up the truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07All right.
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Two?
21:56Hades staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The Sea King?
22:00He's real.
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One...
22:11Two!
22:16Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss! This bum!
22:30You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:34You're done! Get out!
22:36In front of Poseidon, your ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:10Every resource! Every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:34Oh!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:00No! No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine. You die.
25:20You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:57No!
26:03Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Ow!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
27:54$1.27 will be left!
28:05$8.27 will be right!
28:09$1.27 will be left!
28:19Yeah!
28:21No!
28:22No!
28:50Oh
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy
28:55I don't want to lose her
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry
28:59Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:01We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid
29:10I'll make your death quick
29:19Lily
29:21Turn around and cover your ears
29:22Okay
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:27Okay
29:32You are the best
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down
29:44You're asking to die
29:48You're not human
29:50Who the hell are you
29:51My daughter's here
29:53So I'm keeping it clean
29:54Disappear
30:14Okay, Lily
30:14You can turn around now
30:19Daddy
30:21What happened to the bad guy?
30:22He got so dazzled by how cute you are
30:25He just passed out
30:32Lily
30:32Stay right here inside this circle
30:34Don't move
30:35Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:37I'll be right back
30:43Daddy, be careful
30:46Don't worry, Lily
30:47No one's ever beaten your dad
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn
31:19You take a hit well
31:21Let's enjoy this body
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily
31:28Even if I die
31:29I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:39No choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless
31:49Grab her first
31:50Then we hunt the child
31:55Just
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together
32:04Pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe
32:24Don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover
32:31Her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38Refuse
32:38And you'll be screaming
32:40End it fast
32:44You
32:44In our eyes
32:46You're not even an enemy
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine
33:13I'll oblige
33:42You're half dead already
33:44You're half dead already
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors
33:51This
33:53Can't be
34:17Ancient Ekethra
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are
34:33Kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us
34:36We're finished
34:38Don't worry darling
34:39Things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors
34:45To execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack
34:50Stay behind me
34:51With me here
34:53No one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack
34:55Look around
34:56We're surrounded
34:57We could actually die here
35:04My lords
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist
35:16Where I stand
35:24Who dares show such insolence
35:28Before the Lord of the Sea?
35:35Who dares show such insolence
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