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ESP ¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf
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00:00:04You
00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable King of golf. I'm sorry. We saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do
00:00:13Chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious Arts Academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year there's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help
00:00:28I buried the man. I used to be it's time to bring the lion back
00:00:32This golf tournaments for pros not no amateurs like you lion unleash your victorious roar to the world
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage an unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to go with pro
00:00:46I just want to be by your side
00:00:49What you get for going against me the roaring lion has returned
00:00:54Look alive boys. I'm still in play
00:01:04Every golfer knows this model ball in the water career on the line
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off
00:01:16Oh
00:01:17Shit
00:01:18Nice to meet you
00:01:18Nice to meet you Mr. Stunis
00:01:40Holy! I can take that back!
00:01:43Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:01:47Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:55You truly are the undeniable King of Golf!
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Amniotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:24I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife...
00:02:29There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife.
00:02:32Yes.
00:02:35No, come on.
00:02:37What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:39Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:03Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:03:18I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:03:25been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:32You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough!
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:56Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:02You're really gonna risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:05:12Let me handle it.
00:05:17See? Even the help knows its place.
00:05:19A gutter trash should do anything for a bucket.
00:05:21Hey, you wanna see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:23I bet he will.
00:05:24I bet he will!
00:05:40Your form is sloppy.
00:05:43Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:49Throw them out.
00:05:53Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't touch me! Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:07He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss Mia, I wanna thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I wanna stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:33Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:44Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49In a small world.
00:07:50My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But...
00:08:09But you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Guess what?
00:08:14Tuition, 70k a year.
00:08:18And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:21So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:32I don't need it.
00:08:35I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10k.
00:09:13Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35I told you so.
00:09:37Wait.
00:09:37Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:45I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:54Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:07And don't worry.
00:10:09Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:10:18I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel.
00:10:41Get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:11:13I'm sorry.
00:11:14I'm sorry.
00:11:15Did you have enough money?
00:11:23I'm sorry.
00:11:23I don't know.
00:11:23I'm scared.
00:11:23I'm sorry.
00:11:23I'm sorry.
00:11:23I'm sorry.
00:11:24Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Cain.
00:11:27It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:31If he was still here, Cain wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:36Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:11:39Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:11:41What? Shut up.
00:11:43Two yards.
00:11:47What?
00:11:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:11:54His grip's weak.
00:11:56Ball's gonna fade.
00:11:57Two yards to the right.
00:11:59Shut up, dude.
00:12:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:03Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:06I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:08Ignore him, okay?
00:12:09Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:11He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:14You guys really don't see this?
00:12:17I guess that makes sense.
00:12:19This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:23Well, tell me.
00:12:24What do you see?
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:35And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:37If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:41He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:43What do you know?
00:12:44How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:12:55Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:56Take it or leave it.
00:12:58But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:13:00because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:18Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:29I'm so distracted, I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:34Oh, my God.
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:40Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:43Oh, man, let go.
00:13:44You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No.
00:14:10No.
00:14:11I believe him.
00:14:12And he makes a good point.
00:14:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:22He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:43Tyler Carter.
00:14:44Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:14:46You know, most recent world champion.
00:14:49And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:15:01Ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Got it.
00:15:08Oh, good job, baby.
00:15:10Oh, my gosh.
00:15:13Look who it is.
00:15:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:24You're not welcome here.
00:15:26Leave.
00:15:28Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:15:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:34How about that?
00:15:36Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:42God, it's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:47Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:15:50It's just not possible.
00:15:52Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:54You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:58We can all go home happy.
00:16:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:16:03It's all yours, baby.
00:16:06Never.
00:16:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Option two.
00:16:16You put this on.
00:16:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:23Fuck you, man.
00:16:24Fuck you!
00:16:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:27Sudden death match.
00:16:29Lose our backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:16:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:36He's an idiot.
00:16:39Fine.
00:16:40But you better not be all bark.
00:16:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:54Fuck off, man.
00:16:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:57Do I need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:59You're too emotional now.
00:17:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:02You won't win.
00:17:03Shut up!
00:17:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:17:23You see that?
00:17:253.02 yards, mid-fairway.
00:17:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:32Show him, Jake.
00:17:35That stance.
00:17:36It's too low.
00:17:38That ball's going off course.
00:17:40What did you just say?
00:17:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:17:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:17:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:49Don't backseat it.
00:18:01Hopeless.
00:18:02What an idiot.
00:18:04Oh my gosh.
00:18:062.13 in the rough?
00:18:08Oh my god, my granny can swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:14Bring the world!
00:18:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:31Time for a little help.
00:18:36Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:18:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:39This is serious.
00:18:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:58Holy shit.
00:19:01Let's go!
00:19:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:19:11Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:14Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:19:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:32Come on, Jake.
00:19:32Jake, you gotta pull through.
00:19:39Thanks, doll.
00:19:44Ready or not, here I come!
00:19:49Hey!
00:19:50Shit!
00:19:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:55He was standing right here.
00:19:57You knew that.
00:19:58You did that on purpose.
00:19:59It's against the rules.
00:20:01Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:03Doing this casual.
00:20:04There's no need for rules.
00:20:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:16A torn ligament?
00:20:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:23Who is he, really?
00:20:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:27I'm going to take you to the hospital.
00:20:29No, I can't keep going.
00:20:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:20:50What the fuck did you say?
00:20:52Watch this bitch.
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:58Is that the best you got?
00:21:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:15But his wrist...
00:21:16Will you stop?
00:21:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:26You're still powering through?
00:21:28I don't want to help you with that.
00:21:33That's enough.
00:21:39I'll take it from here.
00:21:43Will you back off?
00:21:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:49Jake, that's enough.
00:21:50Step down.
00:21:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:53Let Bobby take over.
00:21:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:09You got some balls.
00:22:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:19This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:39Just look at yourself.
00:22:40Covered in filth.
00:22:42Carrying around a burden.
00:22:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:49Excuse me, sir.
00:22:52Don't mind him.
00:22:53He's an asshole.
00:22:55I'm Mia.
00:22:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:23:02I'd be happy to help.
00:23:21Is that your wife?
00:23:23You should have brought her with you.
00:23:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:23:40and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:23:42I'm begging.
00:23:43The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:52And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:56Oh, deal.
00:24:00You better keep your word.
00:24:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:18We're screwed.
00:24:19What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:24:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:25Water, humidity, 60%.
00:24:28Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:39Please clear the water.
00:24:41Forget about the hole.
00:24:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:44I win.
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:01What the fuck?
00:25:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:05There's no way.
00:25:05It's a trick shot.
00:25:06You can't control where it lands.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:14I split the water.
00:25:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:17But how?
00:25:18It's a miracle.
00:25:19Am I dreaming?
00:25:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:23This is impossible.
00:25:24There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:28Impossible.
00:25:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:32No.
00:25:32Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:35Even Kane.
00:25:36Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:45Is he?
00:25:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:53Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm a nobody.
00:25:56I'm a gardener.
00:25:57Who just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:59I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:04Of course.
00:26:04You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:06We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:11Can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:13Why would he just even have any competitive experience?
00:26:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:26:16We should reconsider.
00:26:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:19I mean...
00:26:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:22If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:25All the things he could be doing.
00:26:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:26:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:26:33I believe in Bobby.
00:26:35And he's our only hope now.
00:26:37Hey, Bobby.
00:26:38I got cash.
00:26:40Hot babes.
00:26:41You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:46I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:26:49But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:26:53If you'll still have us.
00:26:55I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:58Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:27:00Come on.
00:27:01Don't be stupid.
00:27:02Just give me the word.
00:27:03It's all yours.
00:27:07Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:27:18I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:19I don't need much in life.
00:27:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:28My heart's racing.
00:27:31What's going on?
00:27:33You old bastard.
00:27:35You're gonna regret this.
00:27:37Hey!
00:27:38Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:40What are you talking about?
00:27:41Our bets.
00:27:42You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:44My brother?
00:27:45Kane Carter?
00:27:46He's the grand champ.
00:27:48Your little amateur ass.
00:27:49Are you sure you want this?
00:27:50It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:53A bet's a bet.
00:27:58Baby!
00:27:59You bastard!
00:28:01You're gonna regret this!
00:28:02Men honor their words.
00:28:04Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:08What are you, little boy?
00:28:09You motherfucker!
00:28:11Mark my words!
00:28:12You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:28:14Come on, girls.
00:28:24You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:28A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:30It was a fluke.
00:28:32If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:28:35Ah!
00:28:36Useless!
00:28:37The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:40You better not film me again in a qualification match.
00:28:52I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:56But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:29:01I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:29:04You still think about him?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:12Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:31Come on, where?
00:29:33We're leaving.
00:29:37You're drunk.
00:29:38I'm taking you home.
00:29:41Party pooper.
00:29:43Such a gentleman.
00:29:48I'm so thirsty.
00:29:50I'll get you some water.
00:30:00I want you to keep in mind, potentially.
00:30:01I think I need everyone else.
00:30:01I love you.
00:30:08I love you.
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:37Mm-hmm.
00:31:15I had a lot of fun last night.
00:31:21I had fun, too.
00:31:22A lot of fun.
00:31:27Good afternoon.
00:31:29My name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA.
00:31:34Today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:31:4650 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:52But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:59This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:07Now, who's up first?
00:32:10It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:14I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:24Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:27You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31We'll let you write down.
00:32:32That was a measure of level of heat.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:50Nice, man.
00:32:51Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:52Absolutely we are.
00:32:53It's done.
00:32:54Enough wasting my time.
00:32:55By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:33:02-ranked you are.
00:33:07This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:33:10What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy.
00:33:13You're gonna embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:15Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Sit back.
00:33:22You'll see my rank.
00:33:24Hey, get this.
00:33:26I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:29How are you doing?
00:33:31How are you doing?
00:33:33How are you doing?
00:33:46How are you doing that?
00:33:50I will ring me down here, sharlao.
00:33:50Share.
00:33:52That one of my days.
00:33:53That's right, not like your feet.
00:33:53I'll never get theppa walking step.
00:33:56God help you eat.
00:34:00He's 15th.
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:34:03Pretty much.
00:34:04Don't cry, though.
00:34:05It's OK.
00:34:06You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:34:12You know, it's sad, Mia.
00:34:14The best you got is dead last.
00:34:16You know what, Tyler, shut up.
00:34:17August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:19Just mark my words.
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:22He's ranked 15th.
00:34:24He's a nobody.
00:34:26Wow, that's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:29Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:34:33Gardner?
00:34:34The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:34:37What the hell?
00:34:37Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:38I think he should be disqualified.
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:48Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:52That's cute.
00:34:52August Golf Course owner Crash Press Conference
00:34:55to throw a tantrum.
00:34:56And she did.
00:34:57Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:00OK, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:16TRASH
00:35:17TRASH
00:35:17TRASH
00:35:17You people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:22I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:27What do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:38This is my rating
00:35:57Six years ago, you retired banished without a trace
00:36:02Only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:08Talented golfers you've come and gone Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:17Mr. Hale you have to see this
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:22The all-time number one
00:36:27I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:30To celebrate your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:36:43What why is his ranking locked according to the govers association rules only the top 10 govers in the nation
00:36:50have their rank locked
00:36:51That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s
00:36:55No, that can't be right
00:36:57Well, there you have it folks
00:36:58Cold hard facts
00:37:01I guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country club is all bark
00:37:05And no vibes
00:37:08Quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:37:12All of them
00:37:13I want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:37:21Wait
00:37:22There's an explanation for this
00:37:23He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered
00:37:27Yeah, that explains it
00:37:28How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with them?
00:37:31Well, if i'm just an amateur and you lost to me
00:37:36What does that make you?
00:37:38You're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:37:40You know the golden hills created this ai system
00:37:42We have the right to unlock it
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now
00:37:46I might let you go
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:50Well, go ahead unlock it
00:37:52I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:55Go boys
00:37:57You're gonna regret that
00:37:58Get ready folks
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top 10
00:38:16He's the best in the country?
00:38:18That means
00:38:19He's ranked higher than the grand slam winner Kane
00:38:22How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that that can't be right
00:38:29There's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:38:31He's got a point
00:38:32Can you imagine the grand slam winner lying raking leaves?
00:38:35Nowhere
00:38:36Thank goodness
00:38:36You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:39You just had one lucky stroke
00:38:42You thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros not no amateurs like you
00:38:47Boys get them out of here
00:38:48That's not up to you
00:38:50That's up to the golfers association
00:38:53Miss Wilson
00:38:54As the vice president of the association
00:38:56There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:59Tyler
00:39:00Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you making you my vp was the best decision I could make
00:39:10You're on their side
00:39:11Oh don't act shocked
00:39:12It's called networking sweetheart
00:39:14I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:39:19I think we should get him out of here
00:39:21An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:28On behalf of the golfers association
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:39:34You bastards
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41The chairman
00:39:42That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:48Empetism is a big word for you man
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:39:54He's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:56Boys get them out of here
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:59Make sure they're gone
00:40:00I don't want them crawling back
00:40:02This is my turn
00:40:08This is my turn
00:40:15Hands up
00:40:20That's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:40:22No one's ever seen it
00:40:24Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The riders, president's cup, masters, the open, the PGA tour
00:40:31They're all grand slam trophies and there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman
00:40:36What are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:40That the open is run by the golfers association
00:40:45Not Golden Hills
00:40:46Mr. Chairman
00:40:48These two crashed the press conference
00:40:50I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:52I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:53The trash
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:02Are you serious right now?
00:41:04You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:09Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:12He is the top-ranked golfer
00:41:16Mr. Hale
00:41:17There's a bug in the system
00:41:19He's not even in the rankings
00:41:21He's a nobody
00:41:22A nobody
00:41:23So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:27All these trophies belong to him
00:41:31That's impossible
00:41:32He's done the impossible
00:41:33Time and time again
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:41:39He is the legendary golfer
00:41:48The legendary golfer
00:41:50Sir
00:41:52I need to talk to you
00:41:54In private
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:01Look
00:42:02I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:42:06Eleanor's still young
00:42:08And I don't want the press hounding her
00:42:11I am so sorry Claire I wasn't there for you
00:42:14I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side
00:42:20I promise
00:42:21I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:30I understand
00:42:32I can keep your secret
00:42:34Thanks
00:42:36Here we go
00:42:42After a thorough review
00:42:44We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:53All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:57And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:02Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:11What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:14We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me
00:43:19I am the president of the golf association and the host of the U.S. Open
00:43:25I do have that right
00:43:26I do have that right
00:43:26You old bastard
00:43:28You're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:43:32Enough
00:43:33You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:43:40You have no authority here
00:43:45You have no authority here
00:44:09Take them out of this
00:44:09I've heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:44:14Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:19Just watch out
00:44:20I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:22I chose to come back
00:44:24I'm ready for anything
00:44:26Come what may
00:44:39All right
00:44:41You can open your eyes
00:44:49So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:51I don't know
00:44:54But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from daddy
00:45:03Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:06It's just like a drawing
00:45:07Yep, it's all yours sweetie
00:45:12Oh, I can't forget this
00:45:20Perfect
00:45:23My princess
00:45:24May I have the first dance?
00:45:26Yes
00:45:27Yes
00:45:47Mirror, mirror, mirror, on the wall
00:45:49Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:52Why, it's you, my pretty little princess Eleanor
00:45:56Wait, daddy, I've got you a present
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet
00:46:02I made it at school
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:08Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:11I'll be cheering for you
00:46:13And I know mommy will too
00:46:15I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:46:17So I didn't tell her about the match
00:46:19But it looks like she knew all along
00:46:22Thank you sweetie
00:46:25I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:34Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:46:37Which is also known as golf's longest day
00:46:41Today's going to be a 36-hole round
00:46:43Which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:46:46So, good luck
00:46:48Yeah
00:46:49Yeah
00:46:49Let's do this
00:47:10Whoa
00:47:11Out there, whoa
00:47:12Jim, that was incredible
00:47:35You won
00:47:37We won
00:47:39Dinner's on me tonight guys, we've got to celebrate
00:47:41Let's party, drink it up, you know, come on
00:47:44Oh wait Jake, we have dinner with dad tonight, remember?
00:47:47Oh no, disgusting
00:47:48He just wants you there
00:47:49He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry
00:47:53I bet he's going to be there tonight too
00:47:55Yeah, I know and I've had enough
00:47:57It's time I end this
00:48:07Lion, you've finally returned
00:48:15For the past six years, I've torn through the competition
00:48:18But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way
00:48:23No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head
00:48:27Hangs over every single trophy
00:48:28Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:48:32But I'll prove myself
00:48:37When I'm implanted with this chip
00:48:39Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:42That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:46I agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat
00:48:49By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:02Hi, I'm Bobby
00:49:02It's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:49:06God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street
00:49:09You dare show your face here?
00:49:12Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:13This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club
00:49:35Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:49:39His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:49:43Golf is in their blood
00:49:46Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:54Henry, is it?
00:49:56Yep
00:49:57Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:58You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:59You act nothing like him
00:50:01What would you know about my father?
00:50:03Nothing
00:50:03He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:11Mia, are you serious?
00:50:13You brought the help home?
00:50:16So humiliating
00:50:18Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:50:21To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:25Mia has good taste
00:50:27I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her
00:50:29Watch it, yard boy
00:50:31His father runs a U.S. Open
00:50:32With one phone call, he can have you disqualified
00:50:36Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:50:39Our food's getting cold, let's go eat
00:50:46Here, please, allow me
00:50:55Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:50:57You have to try one of these
00:50:59I just had them flown in from Cuba today
00:51:02Really good Arbanos
00:51:03Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:51:10There you go
00:51:12Excellent taste, young man
00:51:15Thank you
00:51:16Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:19Yeah, real mature
00:51:25Should you truly try this meal?
00:51:27Our chef needs special
00:51:39I'm sorry, man
00:51:40I mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:41Okay, that's enough
00:51:42Stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:47Don't worry about it
00:51:49I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:51I brought a gift
00:52:06Ew, what is this?
00:52:08Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:10I bet it's all junk
00:52:14Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:52:18Yes, yes, yes
00:52:19Thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:52:24Well, Mia
00:52:25I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:52:27So I wanted to do something special
00:52:30I got you this
00:52:32This is Lion's old tour card
00:52:34It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:52:38That would go for millions of Sotheby's
00:52:41Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:52:44But it's far too valuable
00:52:47I can't accept it
00:52:51This is incredibly rare
00:52:54What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:56Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:53:00Admit it, loser
00:53:01You are jealous
00:53:02Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:09Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:12All right, I'm listening
00:53:15If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:53:19You have to lick this plate clean
00:53:23Cigar ash and all
00:53:32What a coincidence
00:53:34Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too
00:53:41But not just one
00:53:45Ten
00:53:47Whoa
00:53:49What?
00:53:51That's impossible
00:53:52You're just a washed up loser
00:53:53Like, how is that possible?
00:53:57Well, looks like you lost
00:53:58Eat up
00:53:59Jeez
00:54:00Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:03I gotta make a phone call
00:54:11Wait
00:54:12Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:15I just talked to my father
00:54:16Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:19The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire
00:54:23And then the little lion's head would pop up
00:54:26And let's be honest
00:54:27These are certain
00:54:29And now, guess what?
00:54:32My dad's on his way
00:54:33And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:37You pissed off the president?
00:54:39You are so screwed
00:54:42How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:46So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:48Yeah
00:54:49Yeah
00:54:49Yeah
00:54:50Yeah
00:54:51Well, I believe Bobby
00:54:53I don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:55Well, why talk about it?
00:54:57Let's put it to the test
00:54:59Wait, no
00:54:59You can't destroy those
00:55:01That's part of Lion's legacy
00:55:03That's a disrespect to golf itself
00:55:09Wait, no
00:55:09You can't destroy those
00:55:11That's part of Lion's legacy
00:55:13It'd be an insult to golf itself
00:55:14Oh my god, Mia
00:55:16Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:18I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:20I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:28What's going on here?
00:55:30What if that card actually is real?
00:55:33Fire test gold
00:55:36Adversity test men
00:55:37Yeah
00:55:40You lying con artist
00:55:42I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:43Get on your knees
00:55:44Admit these are fake
00:55:46Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:52Dad, this is who I was telling you about
00:55:54This is the con man
00:55:59Ow
00:56:00You idiot
00:56:01What do you think you're doing?
00:56:03Mr. Chairman
00:56:04He was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:06We had nothing to do with it
00:56:10Fakes
00:56:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:15These are the real deal
00:56:16What?
00:56:17What?
00:56:19Fakes
00:56:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:56:24These are the real deal
00:56:26What?
00:56:27Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:29Are you senile?
00:56:30Like, those can't be real
00:56:32Ow
00:56:33Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:34Wait a minute
00:56:35If those cards are real
00:56:37Then he
00:56:39He's lying
00:56:41I apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:43I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:47And he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:51Let's go, your mother's in the car
00:56:53Ow
00:56:54God
00:56:54Ow, it's a person
00:56:56Ow
00:56:57We almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:57:02We didn't mean to
00:57:03It was all Henry's fault
00:57:07Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:11Let's go for a walk
00:57:13That sounds nice
00:57:15It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench
00:57:27I'm sorry I had to deal with my family back there
00:57:30Don't worry about it
00:57:32I just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:39Is that your wife?
00:57:49Yes
00:57:50She passed in labor
00:57:53I'm sorry
00:57:56I know what it's like
00:57:57To lose someone you love
00:57:59Never gets easier
00:58:01I want you to know that
00:58:03I'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:06I just
00:58:07Want to be by your side
00:58:25Stay here, Mia
00:58:27Be careful
00:58:29Hey, bitch
00:58:31Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:33Hey, baby
00:58:34Oh, no
00:58:36Bobby, watch out
00:58:44Hey
00:58:48Let her go, Tyler
00:58:55Bobby
00:58:58I thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:02Those are cute
00:59:04Those are my daughters
00:59:08See that?
00:59:09It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch
00:59:15It's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:59:21Fuck! Come on, boss
00:59:23You got lucky this time, motherfucker
00:59:25Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last
00:59:28Okay
00:59:30My hand
00:59:32Oh, I think it's broken
00:59:34Gotta get you to the hospital
00:59:40Wait, don't move
00:59:49Not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:52I have an itch
00:59:54Down there
00:59:55My hands are
00:59:56Okay, well, let me itch it for you
01:00:02Is it right here?
01:00:09How's that feel?
01:00:11How's that feel?
01:00:11That's amazing
01:00:12Is that it?
01:00:13Oh, yeah
01:00:14That's so good
01:00:17That's amazing
01:00:19Please
01:00:21Oh, yes
01:00:23What's Daddy doing?
01:00:26Eleanor
01:00:27Daddy!
01:00:28Daddy!
01:00:29Hey
01:00:29Oh
01:00:30Oh
01:00:30Oh
01:00:31I'm sorry
01:00:31It's okay
01:00:32Hey, Doc
01:00:33What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:35Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:38He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:43Six weeks
01:00:46What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:47You need rest
01:00:49And that's doctor's orders
01:00:53I missed you, Eleanor
01:00:55I missed you, too
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait
01:00:57What are you doing?
01:00:58You need to rest
01:00:59And you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:01I have to go to the U.S. Open
01:01:03I'll pop Oxy if I have to
01:01:05Okay, but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:01:08What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:01:10You can't hold the club correctly
01:01:14Four hours is plenty
01:01:15I'll win
01:01:16For you and me
01:01:18It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending
01:01:24Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships
01:01:27The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:31The player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:33This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course
01:01:36The Auckland Golf Club
01:01:38The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards
01:01:44It is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:48Who will conquer the Devil's Course?
01:01:50And who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:56What? What? Wait, Bobby, Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion
01:02:02He's a grand slam champion
01:02:04He's never lost a tournament
01:02:06And now that the lion's back
01:02:07If we win, August will be saved
01:02:09Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:11But his right hand, is it really gonna be okay?
01:02:32You're old news, loser
01:02:34Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:38Shut the fuck up, Tyler
01:02:42Feisty
01:02:42I like it
01:02:43You can keep screeching, but when I win
01:02:45I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:48Such fucking grace
01:02:49Enough
01:02:49This is a waste of time
01:02:50While lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:54I have been conquering this very course
01:02:56Year after year
01:03:01You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:10You don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:16I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:21I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:48The golden hills, golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:55They're all playing way above their level
01:03:56It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path
01:04:03Man, oh man
01:04:06This AI, it's incredible
01:04:07It's our secret weapon
01:04:09This has-been, he can't beat us
01:04:11He's done for
01:04:20Can he do it?
01:04:30This is your grand slam here?
01:04:32He's better off as my caddy
01:04:34Don't push yourself, you can't play like this
01:04:38Don't worry about it
01:04:40I'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:46All right, well you focus on swinging
01:04:47I'll take care of the rest
01:05:14Hey, are you okay?
01:05:17How's the leaderboard?
01:05:19There you go, good job today
01:05:22Let's find out
01:05:25Oh, thank god, we made it to the finals
01:05:29I'm still way behind
01:05:30To win this game, I have to catch up quickly
01:05:35Game's just begun
01:05:55Mia!
01:05:57Where are you?
01:05:58Hey, do you need something?
01:06:00No, I tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:06:04Oh yeah, hold on
01:06:08Can you massage it please?
01:06:11The ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:16Where does that hurt?
01:06:19Right here
01:06:20No
01:06:34The finals are tomorrow
01:06:36I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:39Tonight
01:06:40You're mine
01:07:02I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:07Eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:11A good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:13Now you're gonna win today
01:07:15Because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:19I don't want you to do it
01:07:21I don't want you to do it
01:07:35Four hours?
01:07:36I need to finish before noon
01:07:54What's going on?
01:07:55Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:57It's
01:08:05Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:09What are they trying to do?
01:08:13That's the game plan
01:08:14The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in
01:08:17He's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:24We're completely dug in
01:08:26What are you gonna do?
01:08:30Just give it up, old man
01:08:31According to our calculations
01:08:33It is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:37The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:39There's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:43They must be playing dirty
01:08:48You planted microchips in your arm
01:08:51So what if we did?
01:08:52All your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:09:03You want a hint?
01:09:05The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:10You lose
01:09:12AI's never wrong
01:09:13You're so screwed
01:09:16Dude
01:09:18Just accept it
01:09:19You're a washed up retiree
01:09:21You can't be cold hard facts
01:09:23Don't you understand that?
01:09:24It's in the bag for God's sakes
01:09:29Leave it to me
01:09:48How the hell?
01:09:50How the hell?
01:09:50No
01:09:51That goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:54It's impossible
01:10:01See?
01:10:02He landed back in the bunker
01:10:04He still needs two strokes
01:10:06That fossil doesn't understand the AI
01:10:09It runs the world now
01:10:12Bobby has one stroke to lay at the ball in the hole
01:10:14Just to tie with Kane
01:10:16Shit Mia
01:10:17We're done for
01:10:19Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:22The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:25It's your biggest mistake
01:10:26Making it into the hole from the bunker
01:10:27Nobody can do that
01:10:31Wait on the green?
01:10:34Something's moving
01:10:38Wait
01:10:39That's my ball
01:10:43Did he just
01:10:45Ooh so close
01:10:47But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:51It's okay guys
01:10:53Even if August golf club goes down
01:10:55We'll stick together like family
01:10:58Our cutting edge AI implant chips
01:11:01Have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:11:04When
01:11:06In your dreams
01:11:07Our AI's calculated your chances
01:11:09And guess what?
01:11:11It's a 100% chance you lose
01:11:21What's this?
01:11:22I can't believe my mind
01:11:24The ball's still moving
01:11:27Go live boys
01:11:29I'm still in play
01:11:34It sucks
01:11:37A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data
01:11:41It's impossible
01:11:42Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:57Oh my god, let's go
01:12:03I knew you could do it
01:12:07Our cutting edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:10How did you?
01:12:12Nah, you know what man?
01:12:13It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:12:15I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:20It's not a bug
01:12:20It's not a bug
01:12:21He took the path that AI considered to be impossible
01:12:24And he did it in one stroke
01:12:27He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:30A free lesson for you
01:12:32All the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:39It's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:42So all your little microchips won't win
01:12:47Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:50Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:12:52You know what this means
01:12:53A sudden death rap
01:12:55Whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:00Let's go boys
01:13:07What's wrong?
01:13:10The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:12Don't worry
01:13:13I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:31Let's go
01:13:31Come on now
01:13:39You've held out long enough, old man
01:13:41It's time to end your legacy, Lion
01:13:50Damn it
01:13:51Painkillers worn off
01:14:02Nice!
01:14:03Let's go!
01:14:04Next is full 10
01:14:05535 yards at par 4
01:14:08Kane Carter is up next
01:14:17Just give up
01:14:18The future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:21Not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:23You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:37What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:39The flag's all the way over there
01:14:41Just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:44Disappear?
01:14:44There's not a cloud in sight
01:14:46You really are crazy
01:14:48My experience doesn't lie
01:15:00You're screwed up
01:15:01You're screwed up
01:15:02Even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:06Chin up, old man
01:15:07You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:09For good
01:15:10Daddy!
01:15:11A lucky magic spell for you
01:15:13I know you can do it
01:15:16You got this
01:15:20Soon
01:15:21Soon?
01:15:22Soon what?
01:15:23Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:25I mean, I guess you probably should
01:15:26Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:29Anything less, and that trophy is mine
01:15:32A miracle?
01:15:34Miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:47The sun
01:15:48It actually disappeared
01:16:00Fine
01:16:01At least it'll make things interesting
01:16:13Nice shot, bud
01:16:14Bummer
01:16:15Nerdy
01:16:16Yes
01:16:17Cain slipped up
01:16:20Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:16:21And put it in the hole
01:16:22Then he's tied with Cain
01:16:24It's for another round
01:16:25Got this, daddy
01:16:27God
01:16:29At his time, it's going to be a total eclipse
01:16:31How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:33This is beyond Lion's top records
01:16:35Even at his peak
01:16:37Plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:38You can keep dreaming, bud
01:16:41Now it's Bobby's turn
01:16:43He's looking rough
01:16:45We believe in you, Bobby
01:16:46You got this
01:16:52Wait
01:16:53Bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:16:55He's aiming for the flag
01:16:56He's swinging for the wind
01:16:59I'll tell you what
01:17:00I'll sweeten it
01:17:02You pull off this miracle
01:17:03I'll tear down that Golden Hills sign
01:17:06And I'll hand it to August
01:17:11August doesn't want your club
01:17:12Your reputation is trash
01:17:17And you
01:17:20I'll go beyond
01:17:21I'll beat the old me
01:17:22After this shot
01:17:23August's name will echo across America
01:17:28Now watch this drive
01:17:42Last game
01:17:42But the new links
01:17:43So get down
01:17:47I've got a hit
01:17:48Because of the dance
01:17:48The last game
01:17:48I saw that
01:17:48A lot of things
01:17:52I saw this right
01:17:52But the last game
01:17:52This is the last game
01:17:52It's just a story
01:17:53I saw this right
01:17:53I saw this right
01:17:53No matter how
01:17:53A lot of things
01:17:54But even though
01:17:54I saw this right
01:17:54I saw this right
01:17:57People
01:17:57I saw this right
01:17:59I saw this
01:18:00I saw the yard
01:18:03I go fall, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:34Let's go!
01:18:35Oh my God!
01:18:37No! I lost!
01:18:42Look, he crushed me!
01:18:44How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:50Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:55Folks, did you see this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:00He's back, folks!
01:19:01The Ghost!
01:19:03The Lion!
01:19:04Bobby Woods!
01:19:10The winner of the U.S. Open Championship,
01:19:13Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:20I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club!
01:19:30You cheated!
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:35You were taking pills!
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes!
01:19:39You were doping!
01:19:42No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it!
01:19:52I can prove it!
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:19:59Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:04Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:15You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:17Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:32Do you?
01:20:33I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:37This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:39And investigate your little club.
01:20:42Why don't you, motherfucker?
01:20:45Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:55A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:00And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:14Please, stay!
01:21:16Stay!
01:21:22Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:27want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:43I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:48Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Okay.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:00Let's pray.
01:22:01Many of us!
01:22:16See you soon.
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