Good Girl Turned Bad

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Transcript

00:00:14I'm done.

00:00:16Being the good girl.

00:00:23Are you sure about this?

00:00:26I thought girls like you hate guys like me.

00:00:44Let's move some noise.

00:00:46Let's go.

00:00:54Your boyfriend's hooking up in the bathroom.

00:01:10What are you doing here?

00:01:12Who's this, babe?

00:01:14Nobody.

00:01:14Just the maid's daughter.

00:01:16That's all I am to you?

00:01:18It's my birthday.

00:01:19You said that we...

00:01:20Oh!

00:01:22Is this the meaty little virgin you told me about?

00:01:25Come on, Caitlin.

00:01:26Don't act surprised.

00:01:28I wouldn't keep you around for my homework.

00:01:30Who else would even look at you?

00:01:35Oh, are you crazy?

00:01:37I wrote every paper you turned in for the last four years.

00:01:41Every credit you worked with was because of me.

00:01:42And this is how you repay me?

00:01:45You should be thanking me for even noticing you exist.

00:01:49Oh!

00:01:51Asshole!

00:01:57Caitlin!

00:01:59What's going on?

00:02:07Caitlin!

00:02:09What's going on?

00:02:11I'm surprised to see you here.

00:02:13Miss Perfect decided to live a little.

00:02:16Xavier Alston, captain of the fencing team, voted hottest guy on campus, and the most likely

00:02:24to break your heart.

00:02:40As student council president, it's my job to keep him in line.

00:02:43But he's broken every campus rule and match.

00:02:47Xavier, you made your best tonight!

00:02:51Dear students and faculty members of St. Mountain High School, excellence through knowledge

00:02:57has been a tough topic of this year's education.

00:03:02Mr. Alston, where are you going?

00:03:06Sorry, principal.

00:03:07I've got better things to do.

00:03:11He's the reason my leadership scholarship went down the drain.

00:03:27God, I hate him!

00:03:30Hey, you with me?

00:03:37You might want to check that out.

00:03:39Your boyfriend seems to be having a good time.

00:03:51Is this the needy little virgin you told me about?

00:04:05I need your help.

00:04:13Sorry for the interruption, but there's something everyone needs to see.

00:04:19What the hell?

00:04:21Her with him?

00:04:22Katelyn Carter, want to tell me what's going on?

00:04:36And that's how a good girl turns back.

00:04:56Just so everyone knows, Xavier and I are staying now.

00:05:01Thanks for watching.

00:05:03Enjoy your night.

00:05:12Life explaining what just happened.

00:05:19Tonight was supposed to be perfect.

00:05:22My birthday, my first time.

00:05:25I thought Daniel loved me for who I am.

00:05:29But he was a lying.

00:05:31It was all just lies.

00:05:38It's okay.

00:05:41You're going to be all right.

00:05:44Hold on.

00:05:46Is the campus heartbreaker actually sweet?

00:05:50Sweet.

00:05:52Sweet.

00:05:54Sweet.

00:06:04Wow.

00:06:05Is he secretly loaded?

00:06:08You can crash here.

00:06:13What's wrong?

00:06:15Did you change your mind about staying?

00:06:17No.

00:06:19It's just, if I'm sleeping there, then where will you?

00:06:27What?

00:06:28You offering to share?

00:06:35Relax.

00:06:38That one's mine.

00:06:41If you need anything, just knock.

00:06:44Besides, I don't make moves on girls who aren't asking for it.

00:06:48Especially the good ones.

00:07:01Maybe I'm tired of being a good girl.

00:07:13I'm done being the good girl.

00:07:18Are you sure about this?

00:07:20I thought girls like you hate girls like me.

00:07:35Um, it's my first time.

00:07:40Can you be gentle?

00:07:43Yeah, I thought you.

00:07:46Follow my lead.

00:08:04Where am I?

00:08:06My room's definitely not this nice.

00:08:10I don't know.

00:08:11Oh, God.

00:08:13Last night was good.

00:08:16Morning.

00:08:19Morning.

00:08:24Last night was good.

00:08:29We actually did it?

00:08:30But why don't I feel anything?

00:08:33Was I too drunk?

00:08:40Looking for evidence?

00:08:42What?

00:08:43No.

00:08:52You won't find any answers in a kiss.

00:08:56I love you.

00:08:59I love you.

00:09:00I love you.

00:09:08I love you.

00:09:11Caitlin.

00:09:21So, nothing actually happened?

00:09:26I need to get to class.

00:09:45Your mom called me

00:09:46Freaking out because you never came home last night

00:09:50Don't tell me you actually hooked up with Xavier

00:09:54Guess you weren't such a good girl after all

00:09:56Now you've spread your legs for anyone

00:09:59You're that desperate

00:10:08Now you've spread your legs for anyone

00:10:11You're that desperate

00:10:13Shut your mouth

00:10:15Oh please

00:10:19Everyone knows that you're chasing after Xavier's ballroom

00:10:23Funny though, if he's really your boyfriend

00:10:27Where is he now?

00:10:32Crap, why did I ever lie about that?

00:10:35If they find out the truth, I can kiss my student rep goodbye

00:10:38I knew it

00:10:40You're full of it

00:10:42Xavier Alston doesn't do girlfriends

00:10:45You seriously think he'd pick you out of anyone?

00:10:51He's at practice, we're meeting later for our date

00:10:54Oh, great

00:10:58Then bring him to the party tonight

00:11:01If you're really together, then it shouldn't be an issue, right?

00:11:08Oh, what's wrong?

00:11:10Can't even get your boyfriend to show up

00:11:11Come on, Caitlin

00:11:13Jock the act

00:11:14You still need someone to handle that virginity problem

00:11:18What the, who the hell?

00:11:20Daniel

00:11:21Your hand's looking a little too comfortable

00:11:27Chill

00:11:28Let go, man

00:11:33Keep your hands to yourself next time, got it?

00:11:35Did Xavier Alston seriously just protect Caitlin?

00:11:39Are they really?

00:11:41Principal's been looking for you

00:11:42Did you get the message?

00:11:44Uh, I didn't get anything

00:11:46Better not keep him waiting

00:11:48Is he actually worried about me?

00:11:56Ah, no way

00:11:58Xavier would never want a girl like her

00:12:05Hey, so about earlier

00:12:06Thanks

00:12:08No big deal

00:12:09He deserved it

00:12:11Look, if that's all I've got practice

00:12:13Wait

00:12:17Could you

00:12:18Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?

00:12:21This is for tonight's party

00:12:30You're gonna have to give me something in return

00:12:49Like what?

00:12:56What are you doing?

00:13:03Screw it

00:13:04I'm already this far

00:13:05What's one more kiss?

00:13:13Forget who you're getting

00:13:14Kiss isn't enough for someone with my reputation

00:13:23What exactly do you want?

00:13:30You're such a perv

00:13:33Seriously?

00:13:35You're getting shy all this sudden?

00:13:38Who was it that showed up to my room last night again?

00:13:42Besides, it's nothing I haven't already seen

00:13:46Look, I've got practice this afternoon

00:13:49So

00:13:49I can't pick you up

00:13:50Let's just meet at the party

00:14:03Your model looks getting flagged here

00:14:05Oh, thank you

00:14:06Amazing

00:14:07Cheers

00:14:16Where is he?

00:14:20Xavier?

00:14:27Xavier?

00:14:28Wow

00:14:28You actually showed up

00:14:30Um

00:14:31I'm just waiting on Xavier

00:14:36Xavier

00:14:38He's inside already

00:14:40Come on

00:14:41I'll show you

00:14:42It's

00:14:43Oh

00:14:46Oh my god

00:14:48Look who's here

00:14:49The student council president

00:14:52Finally making an appearance

00:14:55So

00:14:56Where's your boyfriend?

00:14:58Daniel said Xavier was already here

00:15:03Come on, Kate

00:15:04Drop the act

00:15:05Everyone already knows your mom cleans my house

00:15:09Maybe Xavier's too

00:15:11You

00:15:12Wait, for real?

00:15:14Her mom's their maid?

00:15:16That's so embarrassing

00:15:21He will be here

00:15:22He's just at practice

00:15:24That's all

00:15:25Then call him

00:15:28Oh wait

00:15:29Do you even have his number?

00:15:33Maybe if you showed a little more skin

00:15:36He'd actually want you

00:15:40How about you take this trashy flannel off

00:15:44Take it off

00:15:46Take it off

00:15:47Take it off

00:15:49Take it off

00:15:50Take it off

00:15:52Xavier

00:15:53Where are you?

00:15:55Kate Lynn

00:15:59He really showed up

00:16:19Hey

00:16:20Sergeant Lee

00:16:22You okay?

00:16:24So

00:16:24Is this really a thing?

00:16:27You and her?

00:16:35Are we?

00:16:41What's the hold up, Xavier?

00:16:43Say something

00:16:50You know this means you're going to help me a bit more, right?

00:16:56Yeah

00:16:58We're together

00:16:59Got a problem with that?

00:17:02He

00:17:03Actually said yes

00:17:07Wait

00:17:10You're serious?

00:17:12You

00:17:13And her?

00:17:15And what exactly does that have to do with you?

00:17:19Dude

00:17:20Seriously

00:17:21You part of all the hot chicks that you downgrade

00:17:24Trust me

00:17:25She is zero fun in bed

00:17:30Or maybe you're just really, really bad

00:17:37Because from what I remember

00:17:39Last night was wild

00:17:45Come on, Kate, let's get out of here

00:17:54This is me

00:17:56Thanks for earlier

00:17:57And for walking me home

00:18:01Watch out

00:18:09Are you okay?

00:18:12Yeah

00:18:12I'm fine

00:18:17Wait, you're hurt

00:18:20Oh, it's nothing

00:18:23It's just from the training

00:18:25Is that why he was late?

00:18:27Because he was hurt?

00:18:33Hey

00:18:34Don't get emotional on me

00:18:37Looking out for my girlfriend's just part of the deal

00:18:41Who said I'm your girlfriend?

00:18:46Hey

00:18:46Already backing out?

00:18:50Careful, good girl

00:18:51You know you still owe me

00:18:53And I always collect

00:19:01So

00:19:03Can I?

00:19:07Oh

00:19:09I get it now

00:19:10You need me to fix up your reputation

00:19:12Huh

00:19:16You want it to look like the campus heartbreaker

00:19:18Has finally settled down

00:19:22Some crazy girl's been spreading rumors about me online

00:19:25Saying that we dated and I dumped her

00:19:27And now the faculty's threatening to pull my scholarship over the bad press

00:19:32Alright

00:19:33Looks like you've got a deal

00:19:35Let's call it a win-win, boyfriend

00:19:41Uh-oh

00:19:43I'll pick you up tomorrow

00:19:45Girlfriend

00:19:48Pick me up for what?

00:19:51You'll see

00:20:08How is it?

00:20:19What the?

00:20:20Are you insane?

00:20:23Xavier, what are you doing?

00:20:29What?

00:20:37Honey?

00:20:38Everything okay in there?

00:20:50Shit!

00:20:51I forgot to lock it!

00:21:00I thought I heard you scream

00:21:02Are you alright?

00:21:04Me?

00:21:05Scream?

00:21:07No

00:21:07Um, it must have been the TV

00:21:10Everything's great

00:21:13Look at this mess

00:21:15Honestly, Caitlin

00:21:22I promise I'll clean it

00:21:23But I've got tons of homework

00:21:25And didn't you say you have to get to work?

00:21:32Okay

00:21:32Okay, I'm leaving

00:21:40You can come out now

00:21:45You seriously had me hiding under the covers?

00:21:48Your mom's super strict or something?

00:21:51Let's just say

00:21:52I don't want the interrogation

00:21:53About bringing a guy home

00:22:03What's this for?

00:22:09You always wore that

00:22:10Daisy scrunchie

00:22:12Figured you'd like this

00:22:15I did

00:22:16But I lost it years ago

00:22:19How'd you even remember that?

00:22:24Just put it on

00:22:26I'll wait on a second

00:23:04So

00:23:05How do I look?

00:23:09Hey!

00:23:10What's up next time?

00:23:12Okay

00:23:14Let's go in the car

00:23:18After you, girlfriend

00:23:28I thought today was supposed to be special

00:23:30Turns out I'm just a human locker

00:23:37Hey, what's wrong?

00:23:38Duncan!

00:23:39You're Duncan Schaefer-Alston?

00:23:41What?

00:23:41How do you even know that?

00:23:42They're supposed to do pictures together

00:23:44What are you going to do, nuts?

00:23:45It's like the biggest of my own campus

00:23:55Noah?

00:23:56I can't hear you

00:23:57It's too loud in here

00:23:58I promise

00:23:59It's not what it looks like

00:24:03Susie

00:24:13She's leaving?

00:24:14She's leaving?

00:24:19So this whole thing with Xavier is just an act?

00:24:23It's completely fake

00:24:24Relax, Noah

00:24:25He's not that bad

00:24:26He's actually been pretty respectful

00:24:29But nothing's happening between us

00:24:31I promise

00:24:32I can handle this

00:24:33Fine

00:24:34But if he tries anything

00:24:36He has to deal with me

00:24:39So this is how you support your boyfriend

00:24:41Sneaking out before the game even ends

00:24:45You scared me

00:24:46I wasn't sneaking out

00:24:48My brother called

00:24:49And the reception sucked inside

00:24:52Did you guys win?

00:24:54Of course we did

00:24:57Come on

00:24:59My girlfriend's got a victory party to attend

00:25:07Gotcha, Caitlin

00:25:09Let's see how long your little lie lasts

00:25:11When everyone finds out the truth

00:25:20Cheers

00:25:21Xavier Olsen

00:25:23Finally off the market

00:25:24Never thought I'd see the day

00:25:25Give it a rest

00:25:27Congrats on the win, Xavier

00:25:37Really impressive

00:25:38Thanks

00:25:40Look, Caitlin

00:25:42I know things got weird

00:25:44But

00:25:45Now that you

00:25:46And Xavier

00:25:47Are together

00:25:48Maybe we can

00:25:49Call it cool

00:25:52I better take this

00:25:54I know how lightweight you get

00:25:56Okay

00:25:58I hate to admit it

00:26:00But that protective vibe

00:26:02Is pretty attractive

00:26:05Thanks, babe

00:26:10All right

00:26:11Let's see how long you two can keep this up

00:26:14So

00:26:15Since when are you two actually a thing?

00:26:18Oh, crap

00:26:19We never talked about dates

00:26:21Gotta think fast

00:26:23New Year's Eve

00:26:30New Year's Eve

00:26:32Shit

00:26:37Honey

00:26:38Seems like your timelines don't match up

00:26:41Oh, that's because Caitlin's had a thing for me since forever

00:26:48In her head

00:26:50We've been together since New Year's Eve

00:26:52But we only made it official last night

00:26:56Right, babe?

00:27:00Totally

00:27:00Last night's official

00:27:02But if you hadn't spent hours

00:27:05Crying at my window

00:27:07With roses

00:27:08Begging me for a chance

00:27:09We might have never gotten here

00:27:13Hold up

00:27:14Xavier Olsen

00:27:16Mr. Never Commits

00:27:17Crying with roses

00:27:18What happened to you, dude?

00:27:23Touche

00:27:26Okay

00:27:27Okay, then

00:27:29If you're really together

00:27:30Tell me

00:27:33First time you had sex

00:27:38What position?

00:27:43Position?

00:27:45But we haven't even done anything yet

00:27:47What am I supposed to say?

00:27:50Jessica

00:27:50That's a bit personal

00:27:52Isn't it?

00:27:54Oh

00:27:55Don't tell me

00:27:56You haven't done it yet

00:28:01I

00:28:02It was on her birthday

00:28:05It started here

00:28:08What are you doing?

00:28:15Then here

00:28:18And then your hand found its way

00:28:22Okay

00:28:23Okay

00:28:23Forget it

00:28:24That's enough

00:28:29I'll be right back

00:28:37Jessica

00:28:37What do you want?

00:28:39I know you and Xavier are faking it

00:28:45I don't know what you're talking about

00:28:46I need to find Xavier

00:28:48Xavier Olsen would never go for someone like you

00:28:51Tonight

00:28:52Everyone's going to see exactly how fake you are

00:29:03You okay?

00:29:05You look pale

00:29:06We need to leave now

00:29:08We need to leave now

00:29:09Why?

00:29:09What's wrong?

00:29:14All right everyone

00:29:16Who's up for some real fun tonight?

00:29:19Truth or dare

00:29:20Upgraded

00:29:22Upgraded

00:29:22With an actual

00:29:23Live temperature

00:29:26Rules are simple

00:29:28We ask questions

00:29:29If someone lies

00:29:31This little beauty beeps

00:29:34Time to see who's been honest

00:29:36And who's been faking it

00:29:43Xavier, let's just leave

00:29:44Please

00:29:46Xavier and Caitlin

00:29:48You're up first

00:29:51Um

00:29:52Actually I have an assignment due

00:29:54You guys have fun

00:29:56Okay

00:29:56Come on Caitlin

00:29:57If you have nothing to hide

00:29:59What's the rush?

00:30:02So

00:30:03Xavier

00:30:05You in?

00:30:12So

00:30:13Xavier

00:30:14You in?

00:30:22Bring it on

00:30:24Are you crazy?

00:30:26They'll find out

00:30:27Relax

00:30:29I got this

00:30:37The devices show green for truth

00:30:39And red for lies

00:30:41Ready to expose

00:30:44Some secrets?

00:30:48Now this is getting me curious

00:30:55So

00:30:56Caitlin

00:30:57What's the sexiest part

00:31:00About Xavier's body?

00:31:04His

00:31:05Adam's apple?

00:31:07I mean

00:31:08His lips

00:31:13Crap

00:31:16Uh oh Caitlin

00:31:17Already caught lying?

00:31:20Or maybe it's because

00:31:22You haven't actually gotten

00:31:23Close enough to Xavier

00:31:24To know

00:31:33I guess my girlfriend's too shy to say what she really thinks

00:31:37But

00:31:39For me

00:31:40The sexiest part about her

00:31:42Is

00:31:45Definitely her lips

00:31:56Her lips

00:31:58Trust me

00:32:00They're

00:32:01Ridiculously soft

00:32:03Did he really just say that?

00:32:12Wait

00:32:12He actually likes

00:32:14My lips

00:32:17Alright

00:32:18Last round

00:32:21What's the exact moment

00:32:23You knew you'd fall in for each other?

00:32:26Let's see what you're gonna do

00:32:27About this one

00:32:29Just give an answer

00:32:31Tell the truth

00:32:32When my heart fluttered

00:32:45Xavier

00:32:46Where are you?

00:32:48Caitlin

00:32:50He really showed up

00:33:00Am I actually falling for him?

00:33:04No way

00:33:06What's the matter?

00:33:07Can't even think of one?

00:33:09Almost like you two are faking it

00:33:12Screw it

00:33:13Just tell the truth

00:33:16Actually

00:33:16There were plenty of

00:33:18Plenty of them

00:33:21Every single one

00:33:22Made me realize

00:33:23How much I wanted to be with you

00:33:31Every single one

00:33:31Made me realize

00:33:32How much I wanted to be with you

00:33:35That's what you were gonna say, right?

00:33:38I feel the same

00:33:42You know

00:33:42When you kissed me

00:33:43Out of nowhere

00:33:44Out of that bar

00:33:47Or

00:33:47When you tried

00:33:49So hard

00:33:50Not to cry

00:33:52After that jerk

00:33:53Hurt you

00:33:56When you stood tall

00:33:59Even when everyone laughed

00:34:03And when you ran toward me

00:34:05In that

00:34:06Floral dress

00:34:11Honestly

00:34:13There are too many moments to count

00:34:18But

00:34:20I had to choose one

00:34:23It would be that summer night

00:34:25Four years ago

00:34:29Right then

00:34:30I knew I wanted to be with you

00:34:37Hey

00:34:38Hey

00:34:38Wake up

00:34:45I'm fine

00:34:46Stay still

00:34:50Hey

00:34:52Hey

00:34:53Hey

00:34:57Hey

00:34:58Hey

00:35:17it's green he's actually falling for me

00:35:30all right Caitlin your turn I I

00:35:43what does that mean it's probably just a glitch no way that's her heartbeat

00:35:52Caitlin's totally flustered she definitely felt something for Xavier just

00:35:56now so did your heart skip a beat for me no it didn't

00:36:06oh just admit it Caitlin we can all see it

00:36:11hey you're lying you totally felt something for me

00:36:19this stupid thing must be broken it's late I'm going home

00:36:29are you seriously still not over your ex I just want to talk to her

00:36:33if you go after her we're done

00:36:46let me walk you home it's fine I can go by myself

00:36:50what was that back there are you seriously hooking up with him you've been cheating on me this whole time

00:36:56haven't you

00:36:57back the fuck off I'm not gonna say it twice come on we're leaving

00:37:02really Caitlin choosing him you're pathetic you sleep with anyone won't you

00:37:08wait in the car what are you going to do

00:37:11just go

00:37:15oh my nose

00:37:21oh my nose

00:37:23watch your mouth talk to her like that again and it won't just be your nose

00:37:39I

00:37:40should probably head inside

00:37:43goodnight

00:37:44Good night.

00:37:48We were a great team today.

00:37:51You were amazing.

00:37:55You weren't so bad yourself.

00:37:58Do you think we fooled them?

00:38:05Hey.

00:38:07Can I ask you something?

00:38:10Yeah?

00:38:12What you said earlier.

00:38:15Is it true?

00:38:23Didn't the lie detector already tell you?

00:38:28What about you?

00:38:31You never answer the question.

00:38:34I'd really like to know.

00:38:37I...

00:38:42Oh, Caitlin! It's me!

00:38:49What are you doing here?

00:38:51This is my brother Noah.

00:38:55I saw a car parked here too long, so I decided to check it out.

00:38:58Good thing I did too.

00:39:00What are you guys exactly doing here?

00:39:02Nothing. Just chill.

00:39:12Noah, right?

00:39:15Xavier, all set. Nice to meet you.

00:39:17I know exactly who you are.

00:39:19The Fettin' Team's most dangerous weapon.

00:39:23She missed with my sister and her friend.

00:39:26Capisce?

00:39:30Let's go

00:39:30Come on

00:39:37You said this whole thing was fake

00:39:38She didn't look fake to me

00:39:41His reputation

00:39:42You don't get it, Noah

00:39:44He's not like what everyone says

00:39:46Then tell me what he's like, Caitlin

00:39:47Because from what I'm standing, you're falling hard for the guy

00:39:50Be honest, are you seriously not catching feelings for him?

00:40:00Yeah, right, don't be ridiculous, I'm going to bed

00:40:04Oh, come on

00:40:07All right

00:40:17Oh my God, am I actually falling for Xavier?

00:40:21And what was he even talking about that summer night four years ago?

00:40:39It's me

00:40:42Xavier, what are you doing here?

00:40:45I thought you went home

00:40:50Actually, you're in my room

00:40:58Xavier, there's something I've been waiting to tell you

00:41:02I think I'm falling

00:41:04I think I'm falling for you

00:41:16I think I'm falling for you

00:41:27I think I'm falling for you

00:41:31I think I'm falling for you

00:41:32I think I'm falling for you

00:41:34I think I'm falling for you

00:41:35Yes, Xavier, I want you.

00:41:47Did I seriously just have a sex dream about him?

00:41:58Eating alone?

00:42:00Where's your boyfriend, Xavier?

00:42:05Let go. I have nothing to say.

00:42:07So, Xavier said he's liked you for four years.

00:42:11I've been sneaking around with him behind my back for four freaking years.

00:42:18Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much it sure costs?

00:42:22I'll pay you back.

00:42:24How? With your mom's maid's salary from my parents? Get real.

00:42:29Oh my god, her mom cleans Daniel's toilet?

00:42:32Let's guess. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

00:42:42Don't pick Xavier. Come back to me. Don't forget any of this ever happened.

00:42:46Yo, Daniel.

00:42:51Woo!

00:43:04The hell is wrong with you, Xavier? Have you lost it?

00:43:08Relax.

00:43:09How much was the shirt? I'll cover it.

00:43:23You should cover your emotional damage too.

00:43:27Come on, let's get out of here.

00:43:31The hell are you laughing at? Mind your own damn business.

00:43:38You're gonna regret this, Caitlin. Both of you.

00:43:45Fire are made immediately!

00:43:48Yes, sir.

00:43:51Wait. Your family rents that house downtown.

00:43:59I'll find a way to pay you back. That was between me and Daniel. We didn't have to get involved.

00:44:04So it's between you and him. Are you seriously pushing me away?

00:44:07No, that's not why.

00:44:10I'm gonna be straight with you. Are you picking him or me?

00:44:18Hey, Noah.

00:44:21What happened with Mom?

00:44:23What?

00:44:24Daniel fired her and they're taking us out?

00:44:27I'm coming home now.

00:44:35Just give us a few days. At least. Please, we haven't even found another place yet.

00:44:40Not my problem. Leave now or I'll call the police.

00:44:42You can't just throw us out. We have rights. We signed a lease.

00:44:46Maybe he can, but I definitely can.

00:44:52You petty jerk. Why are you doing this?

00:44:56Because this entire block belongs to my family.

00:45:06David, send the limo to the address I sent you.

00:45:09Yes, sir.

00:45:10Daniel, please. Just a few days.

00:45:13Have some mercy. For Caitlin's sake, at least.

00:45:20Sir, I'll show mercy.

00:45:23If she gets on her knees right now and promises to dump Xavier, you can stay.

00:45:30You. This is all my fault.

00:45:35Mom and Noah will have nowhere to go and it'll be because of me.

00:45:39I know my fault.

00:45:52Don't you dare.

00:45:58Xavier, what's going on?

00:46:01What's it look like?

00:46:03You're moving in with me.

00:46:08what's it look like you're moving in with me

00:46:15yo guys there's an actual limo parked outside you seriously call us a limo

00:46:20he's for real he's actually into caitlin

00:46:24some boyfriend you letting her live in a place like this

00:46:30guess your family's properties all share that cheap slum inside

00:46:33oh yes come on let's go home 10,000 square feet gardens however many bedrooms

00:46:44you want whichever you pick

00:46:50mr. and some the luggage has been loaded

00:47:03this guy's family is loaded let's get inside let me show you to your rooms

00:47:12oh no need to get me one it's not school tomorrow I'm catching the train tonight

00:47:19I don't think this changes anything I'm taking my sister away from me

00:47:31thank you Xavier honestly if it weren't for you we'd be out on the street are you two classmates

00:47:39caitlin never mentioned you actually mom he's just someone from school he's on the fencing team we met a few

00:47:46times in gym

00:48:02what are you doing

00:48:03why couldn't you tell your mom I'm your boyfriend

00:48:06shh keep it down

00:48:08we're only pretending remember

00:48:10I don't want her to misunderstand

00:48:13so you never actually felt anything from me

00:48:16not even once

00:48:18of course I have

00:48:20so many times

00:48:22I

00:48:25forget it

00:48:27it was all just a game

00:48:28I think it ever mattered

00:48:31did I go too far

00:48:33did he really want me to tell mom we were together

00:48:43he didn't wake me up for school

00:48:45guess he's still upset

00:48:46I need to talk to him

00:48:48I need to talk to him

00:48:51caitlin

00:48:53mom what's wrong

00:48:54it's noah

00:48:55he borrowed money from someone at school and now these guys are threatening him

00:48:59saying that he owes more than he borrowed

00:49:01what who

00:49:03it's daniel

00:49:05daniel

00:49:09want to help your brother meet me at the pissed asap

00:49:16leave my brother out of this your problems with me

00:49:18he owes me money

00:49:20I collect simple

00:49:23how do I look not too shabby compared to xavier

00:49:26cut the crap

00:49:28just tell me what you want

00:49:30I'm thinking

00:49:33public breakup with your new boyfriend should do it

00:49:36nice and humiliating

00:49:38ew

00:49:40what's right on

00:49:42go ahead

00:49:43tell him

00:49:48kate tell me

00:49:52be safe here

00:49:57we should break up

00:50:02wait why

00:50:04what

00:50:05you don't get it

00:50:08we'll work together again

00:50:09she doesn't want you anymore

00:50:15is it true

00:50:17it was never real to begin

00:50:18anyways

00:50:19right

00:50:27so this whole time you were just using me to get pregnant

00:50:31i'm sorry

00:50:35i see

00:50:41i'm sorry xavier

00:50:43but i have to protect noah

00:50:45there

00:50:47i did it

00:50:48now leave my brother alone

00:50:50one more thing

00:50:51have dinner with me tonight

00:50:53then

00:50:54we're good

00:50:56fine

00:50:57one dinner

00:50:58that's it

00:51:09i said i'm not hungry

00:51:12xavier it's caroline

00:51:13i really need to talk to you

00:51:17why didn't caitlyn tell me

00:51:20how much does noah owe

00:51:21i can pay it off

00:51:23you've done enough xavier

00:51:26caitlyn didn't even want to get you involved

00:51:29it's just

00:51:30she went to daniel's tonight to fix it herself

00:51:33and i'm honestly terrified

00:51:37wait

00:51:38she went to daniel's please

00:51:40alone

00:51:45dinner's over

00:51:46i can go now right

00:51:49relax

00:51:51drink your wine first

00:51:53and then you're free to go

00:52:04tonight caitlyn

00:52:05you're mine

00:52:21what the

00:52:21where am i

00:52:26finally awake huh

00:52:28stay away from me

00:52:30you know

00:52:31i've never noticed before but

00:52:33i'm pretty hot in this gear

00:52:35get off

00:52:37somebody help

00:52:41ah

00:52:42damn it

00:52:43you little

00:52:47get your hands off her

00:52:59Xavier how'd you find me

00:53:01i'm sorry

00:53:02i'm shaking your suit

00:53:09if you ever touch her again i swear i'll make you a friend

00:53:19it's still 37.8

00:53:22you definitely have a fever

00:53:32how'd you know where i was

00:53:34her mom made me promise not to mention noah's dead

00:53:37she didn't want caitlyn blaming herself

00:53:42her mom was worried daniel may pull something shady so

00:53:46she asked me to check up on you

00:53:48she asked me to check up on you

00:53:49so he still doesn't know about noah's dead

00:53:56kaitlyn

00:53:57is there anything else you want to tell me

00:54:08no it's nothing

00:54:11no it's nothing

00:54:12no it's nothing

00:54:14all right

00:54:16get some rest

00:54:18i'll leave you alone

00:54:21i'm sorry xavier

00:54:23this time

00:54:24i need to handle it on my own

00:54:36when did getting a job become so impossible

00:54:54top prize a hundred thousand dollars

00:54:57that's enough to clear noah's dead

00:55:04you want to talk

00:55:06um

00:55:07can we pretend to date again

00:55:10why now

00:55:13i really need the money

00:55:14and if we win this

00:55:16i can fix everything

00:55:18really caitlyn

00:55:20you'd rather do all this

00:55:21than just be honest with me

00:55:24so now i'm back to being your ticket for easy money

00:55:29it's not just me

00:55:30don't you need popularity tune

00:55:32for that event

00:55:33fencing training program over in italy

00:55:35help me win this

00:55:36and i'll make sure you get what you want to

00:55:41all right

00:55:42fine

00:55:44but this time we play by my rules

00:55:56fake couple contract 2.0

00:55:58yep

00:55:59from now on we vlog daily

00:56:01and in public we hold hands

00:56:07this time i'm calling the shots

00:56:09there's no backing out whatever you feel like it

00:56:12if you're good with all that

00:56:14sign right here

00:56:24deal

00:56:27let's get vlogging

00:56:34same as she's really changed

00:56:36huh

00:56:36oh sweet girl

00:56:38but not that girl

00:56:39she's nice

00:56:47mom

00:56:48do you think i'm

00:56:51i don't know

00:56:53boring and unattractive

00:56:56not at all sweetheart

00:57:00how about we just do a little glow up

00:57:29wait

00:57:31Wait, is that Caitlin Carter? The student council president? Holy crap, why did you get this hug?

00:57:54You look amazing.

00:58:08Gotta fit the role, right? If I'm gonna win votes and match the foil, Captain, I should at least look

00:58:14smart.

00:58:18To me, you don't have to try. To me, you've always been beautiful.

00:58:35Wait, last I was two of them, she's just gorgeous. She might be prettier than Jessica now, to be honest.

00:58:42Your little nobody ex just went viral as the campus sweetheart. She's topping the campus couple charts with Xavier.

00:58:53Are you seriously just gonna let them win?

00:58:56School's campus fair is tomorrow, right?

00:58:59Pack all your design bags, and do a pop-up.

00:59:03Right. I wish she'll be selling homemade cookies or something basic. We'll destroy them.

00:59:25Okay, here you are. Thank you.

00:59:28Homemade chocolate chip cookies. Free samples for everyone.

00:59:38Cheap cookies. Come check our boots.

00:59:43Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton. All 90% off.

00:59:47No, wait. Is that back real? Those are impossible to get.

00:59:52Daniel picked them out himself. We're practically giving them away today.

00:59:57Ghost, Daniel's chasing you like a prince.

01:00:00Anything for my girl.

01:00:02Where's Xavier? He dumped you already.

01:00:05He's practicing and he'll be here soon.

01:00:13We can't lose now.

01:00:17Guys, look over there.

01:00:33You guys, what's going on?

01:00:37I'm here to help you sell some cookies.

01:00:44Cookies! Get your cookies!

01:00:46Every purchase comes with a hug from your favorite fencing shop.

01:00:51Wow.

01:00:52There you go.

01:00:53Hey, wait. These Potter bags won't last. Don't miss out.

01:00:59Um, hi. I bought some cookies. Can I get a hug too?

01:01:04Sorry, my hugs are reserved. Girlfriend privileges only.

01:01:17Enjoy your moment, Caitlin. It won't last long.

01:01:24I'm just here to thank him for helping today.

01:01:27Nothing weird.

01:01:28Totally casual.

01:01:35Oh!

01:01:38Oh, my God!

01:01:45I'm so sorry. I'll just leave.

01:01:49Wait.

01:01:51Were you bringing me that fruit?

01:02:01You really came by just to say thanks?

01:02:04Yeah.

01:02:05If you hadn't skipped practice, we went on a one today.

01:02:09And you think a fruit platter covers it?

01:02:11Then what else do you want?

01:02:17This.

01:02:24Mm.

01:02:26Pretty sweet.

01:02:30Must have been how you washed them.

01:02:35Coming to my room this late, you didn't expect a friendly handshake.

01:02:38Did you?

01:02:40What?

01:02:42I should probably leave.

01:02:43I'm gonna go.

01:02:44I'm gonna go.

01:02:45What?

01:02:46What?

01:02:46My-

01:03:08What is he doing?

01:03:10Is this really happening right now?

01:03:17Hey, are you okay?

01:03:20I...

01:03:21You're okay.

01:03:23You're still my innocent girl.

01:03:26But if we're gonna convince people that we're dating,

01:03:30we have to look comfortable.

01:03:34I've never done anything like this before.

01:03:39I don't even know how.

01:03:41Hey, no worries.

01:03:43I got you.

01:03:53Just like this.

01:04:02Slow.

01:04:04Gentle.

01:04:24Easy now.

01:04:27Your mom's next door.

01:04:42You're so wet.

01:04:51Class is over.

01:04:54I'll pick this up tomorrow.

01:05:02Get it together, Caitlin.

01:05:05He's just playing along.

01:05:07It doesn't mean anything.

01:05:16Caitlin?

01:05:18You're still awake?

01:05:21Were you just in Xavier's room?

01:05:24Shit!

01:05:25Please tell me she didn't hear anything.

01:05:29Um...

01:05:30Xavier helped me out earlier today.

01:05:32And I was just thanking him.

01:05:35Heading to bed now.

01:05:36Honey?

01:05:38Are you in Xavier?

01:05:39No, Mom.

01:05:41Nothing happened.

01:05:43Seriously.

01:05:44I...

01:05:44I just tripped or something.

01:05:46You didn't hear us make out.

01:05:48Wait.

01:05:49Make out.

01:05:51Are you saying that you...

01:05:53God, no.

01:05:54Mom.

01:05:54I swear.

01:05:56Oh, my God.

01:05:57Caitlin.

01:05:57Just stop talking.

01:05:59Okay.

01:06:01Good.

01:06:01All right.

01:06:02Just...

01:06:03To be safe.

01:06:05All right?

01:06:05Mom!

01:06:10Mom, Xavier is just helping me win the couples contest so I can clear Noah's debt.

01:06:15He doesn't even like me.

01:06:17And besides, he's leaving for Italy soon.

01:06:19Then why does it feel like he does like you?

01:06:43Could...

01:06:43Xavier...

01:06:44Actually like me?

01:06:53Hello?

01:06:54Oh, Patrick.

01:06:56I'm just waiting for Xavier.

01:06:58Is practice time?

01:06:59Wow.

01:07:00I almost didn't recognize you, but I know what you are doing.

01:07:01about your hair and glasses you're looking amazing oh thanks i thought i'd try something

01:07:10sorry man she's taken

01:07:18sorry man she's taken

01:07:21remember you're my girlfriend applicant let's just pretend anyways you sure about that all right man

01:07:29chill you don't need to be so possessive i'll leave you to it wait is xavier actually being serious

01:07:43um i'll wait outside i thought you're trying to stop being a good girl you're getting shy on me already

01:07:54after everything you saw last night you ready to level up your lessons lessons

01:08:04want to join me in the shower your swimsuit's still in my locker no way

01:08:41so

01:08:41you look so hard

01:09:01you're a fast learner

01:09:03just like you taught me slow and gentle

01:09:16you know what happens after gentle and slow

01:09:22you're a fast learner

01:09:23explosion after the call

01:09:31you set out

01:09:41do

01:09:42you

01:09:42know

01:09:46you

01:09:48you

01:09:58I knew it, fake couple, like Xavier would ever choose a nobody, don't worry Caitlin, soon everyone will know

01:10:21I definitely put the contract in here

01:10:25What's up, lose something?

01:10:27Um, no, it's nothing, I probably left it at home

01:10:35Come on, let's go home

01:10:38Stay focused Caitlin, it's just pretend, one more day, just hold on

01:10:54Extra training came out, might be a bit late, don't worry, we've got this

01:10:59Alright everyone, it's time to announce the winners of this year's Campus Couple Popularity Contest

01:11:07And your winning couple is

01:11:12Facing Captain Xavier Alston and Student Council President Haiglin Carter

01:11:18Come on up

01:11:24Can you David, you're perfect

01:11:28Hold up

01:11:37Their entire relationship is fake

01:11:44Oh my god, that's

01:11:51Everyone, look

01:11:53This is a fake relationship contract signed by Caitlin Carter and Xavier Alston

01:12:00She clearly pretended to beg him just to snag the prize

01:12:07Kick the liar off the stage, get her out of here

01:12:10Where's Xavier anyway, that he's had enough of the little Miss Innocent

01:12:23Sorry Duffling, you never had a chance against the real swan here

01:12:27Get what?

01:12:44Xavier, this nobody forced you into signing this stupid thing, right?

01:12:50Tell them the truth

01:12:59Jessica's right, this contract was real

01:13:04Caitlin and I were faking being a couple

01:13:08What?

01:13:09Xavier, what are you doing?

01:13:14Jessica's right, this contract was real

01:13:20Caitlin and I were faking being a couple

01:13:22Wait, what's he doing?

01:13:26But that ends right now

01:13:28Because I'm done pretending

01:13:32I love her

01:13:36The shy girl hiding behind the glasses and the ponytails

01:13:42And the incredible girl standing here right now

01:13:46Xavier, I

01:13:49Oh, so romantic

01:13:56I want to be kissed like that

01:13:58It's Xavier's attic

01:14:15Don't believe a word

01:14:16It's all for show

01:14:17A cheap stunt

01:14:19For the prize

01:14:25Don't believe a word

01:14:27It's all for show

01:14:28A cheap stunt

01:14:30For the prize

01:14:33Keep the prize

01:14:35This whole couple ranking thing is meaningless

01:14:39What we don't need

01:14:41Is validation

01:14:53Why would you throw away the prize?

01:14:55You know how much I needed that money

01:14:57If you need the money, I can help you

01:14:58I don't want your help

01:15:00I can't keep relying on other people

01:15:03So the money matters more than what we have?

01:15:07Did you ever feel anything for me?

01:15:11Wasn't this supposed to be fake from the start?

01:15:15Right

01:15:17My God

01:15:19Sorry for messing things up

01:15:24I'm sorry, Xavier

01:15:26I can't keep dragging you down with me

01:15:33Was I too harsh on Xavier?

01:15:37No

01:15:38I have to focus on getting the money from Noah first

01:15:51Wait a second

01:15:54This scrunchie

01:15:55Isn't this the one I lost four years ago?

01:15:58The one I used to help that injured fincer

01:16:04Hey

01:16:05Hey, wake up

01:16:26There are too many moments to come

01:16:30But

01:16:31I had to choose one

01:16:33It would be that summer night

01:16:35Four years ago

01:16:39Right then

01:16:40I knew I wanted to be with you

01:16:43It was him

01:16:44Xavier was the injured fincer

01:16:47That's the night he was talking about

01:16:52We met before either of us realized

01:16:54And at the lie detector test

01:16:57Every word was true

01:17:01I need to talk to him

01:17:03Right now

01:17:13Xavier's not home yet?

01:17:15Mr. Austin already left for the airport

01:17:17He accepted on a training program today

01:17:20Wait, what?

01:17:22He got in?

01:17:23Actually, he received the offer two months ago

01:17:25Two months?

01:17:27Then why did he stay to do the contest?

01:17:30Was it all because of me?

01:17:36His flight leaves at 5pm

01:17:38You still have time to catch him

01:17:51Noah's debt just got cleared

01:17:53Did you win the prize?

01:17:57It was Xavier

01:17:57He knew about my family's situation all along

01:18:00And never said anything

01:18:18Please leave your message

01:18:20Xavier

01:18:21Xavier

01:18:22Xavier

01:18:23It's me

01:18:24Caitlin

01:18:24Did you mourn yet?

01:18:28Listen

01:18:29I lied

01:18:31I really

01:18:33Really like you

01:18:36Please

01:18:37Please don't leave

01:18:52I'm sorry

01:18:53Ms. Road construction

01:18:54You can't go any further

01:18:56Please

01:18:56I have to speak at someone

01:18:57At the airport

01:18:58Please

01:18:59It's really important

01:19:00Please

01:19:00I'm true

01:19:03Caitlin

01:19:08Caitlin

01:19:16You

01:19:16You didn't get on the flight

01:19:18I heard everything

01:19:20No

01:19:20Your voicemail

01:19:21No

01:19:26I finally realized

01:19:28It was you

01:19:30You were that injured pincer

01:19:31Four years ago

01:19:33I told you

01:19:36I loved you

01:19:37Since that summer night

01:19:39Four years ago

01:19:41Do you believe me now?

01:19:46Ben

01:19:47Will you be my girlfriend?

01:19:50Officially?

01:19:52Yes

01:19:54But there's one thing

01:19:55I need to do first

01:20:03There

01:20:05From now on

01:20:07I am officially

01:20:08Your real girl

01:20:20This is another lesson

01:20:22You sure you're ready

01:20:25I've never been more ready

01:20:27I don't think I'm doing

01:20:27I am

01:20:30I will be my girlfriend

01:20:31I am

01:20:32I was

01:20:32She

01:20:33And

01:20:34I am

01:20:38I am

01:20:40I am

01:20:54I am

01:20:57I am

01:21:06Come on, let's go.

01:21:42Come on, let's go.

01:22:21Come on, let's go.

01:22:27Come on, let's go.

01:22:31You missed my game.

01:22:32I thought...

01:22:32I'm so sorry.

01:22:33Student council was crazy busy and I lost track of time.

01:22:36Right.

01:22:37I forgot you're the busy student council president.

01:22:40Too busy for her boyfriend's big game.

01:22:43Typical good girl, man.

01:22:49Forgive me.

01:22:51Consider it my apology.

01:22:54Sure.

01:22:55Why not?

01:22:58Screw me.

01:23:03You still think I'm a good girl?

01:23:06No.

01:23:08We're officially about us coming home.

01:23:10Good.

01:23:12Good.

01:23:13Good.

01:23:15Good.

01:23:16Good.

01:23:17Good.

01:23:18Good.

01:23:18Great.

01:23:18You

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