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00:23:48cadам εδώs
00:24:00He's got kind of a
00:24:04Brad Pitt thing going there
00:24:12From bitch to bull, baby
00:24:21I saw a little Anne Heche there, too
00:24:25Does that sound gay?
00:24:26Find the biggest, fattest mother in the yard
00:24:28And knock his ass out
00:24:34Lift the knees, maggot
00:24:36Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year
00:24:39I think I'm gonna kill it, coach
00:24:41Use it! Keep looking at the horse's ass and run!
00:24:56Biggest and baddest, baby
00:24:58ATT-A-CK, the leader of the pack
00:25:01Punch, ATT-A-CK
00:25:03Harmon, more cheer, less bull dancing, okay?
00:25:05We don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties
00:25:07The boy's handy
00:25:21Do I have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:23And make sure everybody sees him go down
00:25:27Be careful
00:25:30Hey, you mind if I sit down?
00:25:32Wrong level, bitch
00:25:34Bitch, they won!
00:25:41Well, I think we got a real serious problem here
00:25:43Yeah? Well, if it's you, there's no problem
00:25:50Come on, come on!
00:26:13Dude, what's with you?
00:26:16Who's the beyond now?
00:26:26You guys might want to come scoop up your friend
00:26:32Shit!
00:26:42Shit!
00:26:45Shit!
00:26:45Ah!
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:51Ah!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:55Ah!
00:26:57Ah!
00:26:59Ah!
00:27:09What are you doing, freak?
00:27:11Knocking you into the hall, and me into the history books.
00:27:16Who's the biatch now?
00:27:27You've got to be kidding me!
00:27:32Oh, God!
00:27:51Don't go that way!
00:27:53Ugh!
00:27:59Ugh!
00:28:03Ugh!
00:28:08Ugh!
00:28:15Ugh!
00:28:18Ugh!
00:28:20Help!
00:28:22the bitch
00:28:23now.
00:28:31Look out. Look out.
00:28:33Look out. Come through. Take your head off
00:28:35of school.
00:28:44Well, we all have a round of applause
00:28:45for Conor McGuire.
00:28:48Everyone. Come on.
00:28:52Come on.
00:28:53Don't be shy.
00:28:56All of you.
00:29:03Hello, son.
00:29:04No, I told you last time.
00:29:06You start something, you're what?
00:29:08You're gone!
00:29:09Well, my friend,
00:29:11looks like it's last call, huh?
00:29:13Last call?
00:29:15He didn't start it. I did.
00:29:21Who the hell are you?
00:29:23I'm the new guy.
00:29:34Hey, man.
00:29:35How's the nose?
00:29:36Shut up.
00:29:41Look at that freak sitting on top of the teller.
00:29:44Move.
00:29:46I think we should unroll the welcome mat.
00:29:48Yeah? I think we should go over there and kick his ass.
00:29:50Oh, that's great.
00:29:51I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
00:29:53The expelled guy's a rock.
00:29:55Later.
00:29:59Later.
00:30:00You're not going over there.
00:30:03Well, I wasn't.
00:30:04Now I am.
00:30:05Later.
00:30:10Hey, man.
00:30:11She just dissed you.
00:30:13Dude, shut up!
00:30:23Hey, new guy.
00:30:24Got a name?
00:30:29Harris.
00:30:30Gil Harris.
00:30:31I'm Courtney.
00:30:32That's Carmen Nespaniel.
00:30:34So, how do you like our little slice of paradise?
00:30:38Well, I gotta tell you.
00:30:40Nice to be somewhere without bars.
00:30:43You were in jail?
00:30:45Did they give you a full body cavity search?
00:30:47Forgive my friends.
00:30:48They get really shy around strangers.
00:30:51My fault.
00:30:52I talk too much.
00:30:54That's hot.
00:30:56Well, there's a party tonight at my house.
00:30:58If you can come.
00:31:04I don't make plans.
00:31:08Not my style.
00:31:15I'm just a love machine.
00:31:35And I won't work for nobody but you.
00:31:39I'm just a love machine.
00:31:41Yeah, baby.
00:31:43Oh, I can kiss and be.
00:31:47Woo!
00:31:49We love you, Rocky Creek.
00:31:50We'll be here all week.
00:31:51We love Texas.
00:31:53And we love you too.
00:31:55So, I'm guessing that it went.
00:31:57Well, for the first 18 years of my life, things were one way.
00:32:00And in 10 minutes, it completely changed.
00:32:03You mean they bought it?
00:32:04Things have changed.
00:32:05Yo, my man, you know you just made it to the 50s level of canard, right?
00:32:09Better.
00:32:10I got invited to a party.
00:32:11Me, Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
00:32:13Excuse me while I do the boogaloo.
00:32:15Watch me.
00:32:16Well, slow down, funky white boy.
00:32:18Do they invite you or Gil Harris?
00:32:22Whatever.
00:32:22Listen, the point is, today, nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
00:32:27No offense, Kirk.
00:32:29Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night?
00:32:33Courtney does.
00:32:38That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
00:32:43I know.
00:32:44Isn't it great?
00:32:45Did you have to do her?
00:32:47And while you're with her, think of me.
00:32:50Okay, that sounded gay.
00:32:51See, that's the thing.
00:32:52Courtney's expecting Gil at the party tonight.
00:32:55You know what?
00:32:56She's right.
00:32:56But, I mean, how would Gil Harris party?
00:32:58I think the question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this Courtney chick and make her say,
00:33:03Who's your daddy?
00:33:05While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:08Diz, you ready for this?
00:33:11Now, look, my dad loves his black morning.
00:33:13He loves me.
00:33:14That's not true.
00:33:16No, it is.
00:33:17He wrote it in my birthday card.
00:33:23So, please be very careful.
00:33:25This is a vintage black track racing bike.
00:33:30It's very powerful.
00:33:32Have to know what you're doing.
00:33:35Stand back.
00:33:38I'm starting for you.
00:33:55Now, remember, I won't always be around to do that, buddy.
00:34:07Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party?
00:34:15There's nothing cooler than that.
00:34:21Whoa!
00:34:26Dude, it's crazy.
00:34:32Hey, man.
00:34:34These are dockers.
00:34:36I made it.
00:34:39Ah, Bush!
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:45Courtney.
00:34:45You see that Indy 360?
00:34:47Tony, please.
00:34:51Rainy.
00:34:52Did you see that Indy 3?
00:34:53I could do it again.
00:35:04Have any trouble finding the house?
00:35:08Um...
00:35:09Well, aren't you the strong, silent type?
00:35:13Well, I...
00:35:14You want to come upstairs with me?
00:35:17Um, I...
00:35:18You want to make out with me?
00:35:20Uh, uh, well, I...
00:35:23Want to take my clothes off with your tea?
00:35:27Okay, you talked me into it.
00:35:31Aren't you coming?
00:35:34Almost.
00:35:35Courtney is such a slut.
00:35:37Which didn't stop you.
00:35:38You've been dating her for two months.
00:35:39It was for...
00:35:57You want to dance here, guys?
00:36:04What's going on?
00:36:04David V's in the place.
00:36:06Anything less than all they use is a reason to create.
00:36:08We got a lot of money.
00:36:18You know why I like it out here?
00:36:21The view?
00:36:23Nope.
00:36:24It's because there's all these people around.
00:36:26Doesn't it turn you on,
00:36:28knowing we can be caught at any moment?
00:36:31Yeah, well, that, um,
00:36:33does make things interesting.
00:36:36Want to make out?
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh, I forgot something.
00:36:45Ready for dessert?
00:36:49Gil?
00:36:53Hello?
00:36:59Courtney, what's the matter?
00:37:00I can't believe it.
00:37:02What?
00:37:02What happened?
00:37:04Gil blew me off.
00:37:07Sucks to be you.
00:37:08Carmen put it away.
00:37:09I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:14Hey, girls, I know what you're thinking.
00:37:17He's too good looking for me, right?
00:37:18Right?
00:37:19Hola.
00:37:20Habla ingles?
00:37:20Hello.
00:37:24Where'd you come from?
00:37:25I'm exercising.
00:37:26You got a problem?
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:27It's cool.
00:37:28It's cool.
00:37:29Hey, what does that hit?
00:37:30Your, uh, lats?
00:37:31Delts?
00:37:32Tries?
00:37:32Byes?
00:37:33Some bad curls.
00:37:34Great abs.
00:37:35Abs?
00:37:35Cool.
00:37:35So what's the story?
00:37:36Did you really blow off, Courtney?
00:37:37Huh?
00:37:38Come on, you can tell us.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39Huh?
00:37:39You blow her off?
00:37:40I didn't exactly blow her off.
00:37:42Oh, wait.
00:37:43Stop, stop, stop, stop right there.
00:37:45Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth.
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:52Hey, what can I say?
00:37:53What can I say?
00:37:54You are the man!
00:37:56You are the man!
00:37:58You say you're a fraud?
00:38:00I don't think you've been with anyone.
00:38:06Yeah, you're right.
00:38:08She's not just anyone.
00:38:14Dude, this babe's got it all.
00:38:17Yes, she does.
00:38:18I bet she knows how to make a guy happy.
00:38:22I'd love to stay and chat, but, um, Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:25Oh, you're not going anywhere.
00:38:30Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:40Josefina!
00:38:41Exantic!
00:38:42Me gusta Josefina!
00:38:43Guys!
00:38:45Don't you see what's going on here?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47If we want to get chicks, we've got to work on our abs.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Come on.
00:38:52Come on, come on.
00:38:57I got it, I got it.
00:38:58Check me out, baby!
00:38:59Bat leak!
00:39:00Hey, chump change.
00:39:02Get down.
00:39:02Baby!
00:39:03Woo!
00:39:04Watch, everyone.
00:39:06That bike won't even start.
00:39:08He trashed it when he landed.
00:39:10Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:12Please start.
00:39:13Please start.
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:14Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:17Ah!
00:39:19Ah!
00:39:19Ah!
00:39:20Ah!
00:39:22Ah!
00:39:23Ah!
00:39:32It's a four-time job trying to save his butt.
00:39:41I almost got laid!
00:39:44Did he say break?
00:39:47Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:49Ah!
00:39:50Ah!
00:39:50Ah!
00:39:50Ah!
00:39:51Ah!
00:39:51Ah!
00:39:52Ah!
00:39:54I almost got laid!
00:39:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:39:59He's a bad, bad madonna
00:40:02Just as fine as she can be
00:40:05Hey!
00:40:07She's a bad, bad madonna
00:40:11Just as fine as she can be
00:40:14Hey!
00:40:15Watch out!
00:40:18Hey!
00:40:19Hey!
00:40:19Waiting up for me, Dad?
00:40:19yes we are we uh dad what is miss pierce doing here kiki's here to help us help us
00:40:34with what an intervention we're surrounding you with love now sit okay dramatic change
00:40:46in appearance lack of communication altered patterns of behavior what are you on is it crystal
00:40:54meth is it the crank are you riding the white pony son um no i'm not on drugs dad i'm
00:41:06happy you know for
00:41:08the first time and i can't remember when i'm actually happy it occurs to me to tell you that
00:41:15denial is not just a river in egypt look son it's all my fault i've been so worried about alarms
00:41:23going
00:41:23off at work i miss the alarms going off right here at home but i'm gonna make it up to
00:41:28you come monday
00:41:29i'm quitting my job so we can be together 24 7. but dad how will you pay the mortgage i'll
00:41:35sell the
00:41:36house dad do not i repeat do not do that look son there's no possible way for you to understand
00:41:45this
00:41:45but when things get truly bad sometimes you have to make a drastic change completely revamp everything
00:41:51in your life just to get what you want but i do understand that i'm not sick i'm revamped i'm
00:41:59revamped
00:42:01it's very sweet it's underneath the tourettes and the crank he still wants to be like his daddy
00:42:12i'm so on to you you are pretend to not want to be a part of this school but you
00:42:19totally get off on
00:42:20being a badass oh you caught me yeah and that's why i want to use you
00:42:30okay but i'm only for a couple of years
00:42:34come to the football game this weekend our team sucks nobody shows i mean it's more socially
00:42:39acceptable to sit in a car hood and drink beer and puke than it is to actually watch a game
00:42:42it's hard work pretending not to care
00:42:45yeah but if you showed up maybe some of these other fools would too i'm in
00:42:51you yum boy julie you yum what my grandmother's albanian it means i owe you one
00:43:02what was that about just asking the new guy a favor
00:43:06and what could you possibly need from him
00:43:09well just things i'm not getting elsewhere
00:43:12one
00:43:17one
00:43:31two
00:43:32one
00:43:34one
00:43:34two
00:43:35two
00:43:36two
00:43:38one
00:43:40Okay, ready?
00:43:42How funky is your chicken?
00:43:45How loose is your goose?
00:43:47So come on, eat tight.
00:43:49So Danielle finally dragged you out to one of these football games.
00:43:52Dude, I'm not at the game. I'm with you guys.
00:43:54Plus, I just like to watch you jump around.
00:43:57So come on, eat tight.
00:43:59Yeah, right.
00:44:01Whoosh!
00:44:03Whoosh!
00:44:04Right, cowboy!
00:44:06Oh, shut up!
00:44:07Man, that's not funny.
00:44:11Eat tight, the fence, and shake your kaboos.
00:44:15Woo!
00:44:16Come on, East Highland.
00:44:19Come on.
00:44:20Come on, people.
00:44:21Guys.
00:44:23Hello.
00:44:30One, two, three, go.
00:44:33One, two, three, go.
00:44:33One, two, three, go.
00:44:42Guys, this is bullshit.
00:44:44We haven't won a game in five years.
00:44:45We might as well forfeit.
00:44:46We're dead anyway.
00:44:48And hunt!
00:45:00He's out of his mind.
00:45:12He's out of his mind.
00:45:13Dead?
00:45:13Did you say dead?
00:45:15All this hoo-ha about being dead and not wanting to fight and staying out of the game is a
00:45:22load of crap.
00:45:25Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
00:45:28I-I thought that movie made money.
00:45:31We didn't give up then, and we're not gonna give up now!
00:45:35American high school students traditionally love to fight.
00:45:40All real football players love the sting of battle.
00:45:44The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
00:45:52What is wrong with you people?
00:45:57Where's the hunger?
00:45:59Where is the school spirit?
00:46:03Washington high?
00:46:05We're gonna beat them.
00:46:07Lincoln high?
00:46:10We're gonna beat them.
00:46:13Hardin high?
00:46:14We're gonna beat them.
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:20Let's do it.
00:46:22Let's do it!
00:46:24Hurray!
00:46:34That's my goddamn war.
00:46:37Goodbye, Tumbo!
00:46:44Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:45Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:48Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:50Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:52Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:53Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:54Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:54Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:55Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:57Get him, Tumbo!
00:46:59Get him, Tumbo!
00:47:01Get him, Tumbo!
00:47:07Get him, Tumbo!
00:47:08This game got this. Ain't nobody in the game who can stop this.
00:47:12When you're on the ring of love, you know I got this.
00:47:15Don't want to shoot you.
00:47:20Yeah! Touchdown! Touchdown!
00:47:23Yes! Hold on fat, Highlander fans.
00:47:26That's our first victory since the last Bush was president.
00:47:30We won a game! We won a game!
00:47:34Can you believe it? We actually won a game!
00:47:40Go Highland!
00:47:49Danielle, what the hell's going on?
00:47:51You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:53You lose him.
00:47:55How'd you learn how to say you're welcome?
00:47:57From the only other person in the Albanian chat room.
00:48:00Oh, what? You're impressed because this guy showed up on a horse?
00:48:03No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me.
00:48:05Let's go.
00:48:09She just dissed you again.
00:48:11Dude, do you ever shut up?
00:48:19Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping.
00:48:21Well, I'm not most guys.
00:48:23You did say swimsuits, right?
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:35I know that you're more than this.
00:48:37Tell me, can you have a light?
00:48:40Show me how you work with it.
00:48:42And maybe you can roll me in.
00:48:45I know that you're more than this.
00:48:47Tell me, can you have a light?
00:48:49Show me how you work and fit, how you want, and maybe you will go home
00:48:53Girl, you messed up when you let me in, told your best friends, wanted me
00:48:58Then she caught me up and hit me Tuesdays, told me you were looking for a guy like me
00:49:03So I said, oh no, I ain't the one, let's show they really wanna have fun
00:49:08But she said that you told her I was what you want, when I thought you don't try to run
00:49:13I'm the guy in your dreams that you had last night, I'm the band with the 20s that you wanna
00:49:17drive
00:49:18I'm the club and you like, that'll treat you right, got your hood cause I'm doing everything
00:49:22I'm like, mm-mm, I know that you want and miss, tell me can you help her
00:49:28Show me how you work and fit, how you want and fit, how you want and fit, how you want
00:49:33I know that you want and fit, tell me can you help her
00:49:38Show me how you work and fit, how you want, fit, how you want
00:49:42Sorry about that, I've been in prison a long time
00:49:48now this is real music so you're saying if I listen to all this I'll get you that's what I'm
00:49:53talking about I Danielle I didn't see you come in oh hey Emily how's it going uh great how about
00:50:04you great uh hey do you have a Creed CD yeah I'll check for you who's that Emily we used
00:50:21to be friends
00:50:21when we were younger what happened I don't know started dating Connor and you know how things go
00:50:29I understand oh come on you're not the type who would drop your friends all right time to go I'm
00:50:36shopping here you're not shopping you've been listening to this same song for six hours you're
00:50:40squatting listen bro I've had a bad day so squat on this puke face that's it you're tossed set you're
00:50:49not a bouncer anymore you've moved up come on man who can toss it better than me would you relax
00:50:55come on man I'm sick of this this you made it perfect timing man I was starting to think you
00:51:04never checked the EQ message boards anymore Gil do you know these people
00:51:17uh no
00:51:27let's go
00:51:42if anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them wait there's a name here
00:51:48dizzy Harrison please pick your balls up and scroll them
00:51:52that's balls and scroll them at counter five you know what I have all these
00:51:59that's my microphone oh no please don't stop
00:52:12Harris get your punk ass in here
00:52:23I don't know what are you doing here you stole my horse maggot
00:52:30do you have any idea what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse
00:52:34death
00:52:36this is not rat son but I can tell you it's probably a hefty fine
00:52:42you know what this is it's a bill for manure clean up resodding the football field and to top it
00:52:50all
00:52:50off somebody urinated all over mrs campanella's rose garden that was me sir
00:52:58and you want to know something else
00:53:02it was all worth it
00:53:11that was our first victory in five years and it's all because of you
00:53:15uh I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son
00:53:20sit down
00:53:21hey hold on
00:53:23we got a problem we got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so and it has been
00:53:27the most
00:53:29god awful experience for everyone involved right coach I mean
00:53:31you have any ideas how you might turn this thing around
00:53:39good music music
00:53:43hey that is a fantastic idea son you see that hey what kind of music
00:53:49the only music worth being called music I'm talking about the funk
00:54:16hello singing who are we kidding I mean we can't play funk without a bass line
00:54:20black guys hey we'll find someone we don't need this oh you don't so if somebody else is getting
00:54:27you paying gigs we're headlining at homecoming two weeks from tonight someone talking to us
00:54:34I don't hear anything it was this what's wrong with you people look I was an asshole at the
00:54:41mall world-class asshole they're scouting me for asshole Olympics I'm carrying the torch
00:54:48come on you guys I'm sorry look I got no good excuse for what I did it's not easy being
00:54:55the big bull
00:54:58you're the big bull shit Gil's the big bull yeah but that's me is it so what makes you any
00:55:05different from any other high school thug since the beginning of time
00:55:11I know it's been a long road to get these towns behind me and I
00:55:20will readily reap what we may so I am there for you and you're there for me
00:55:39quit it wasn't me then who was it hmm hi guys Ed Liggett tuba sorry to bother you guys but
00:55:47the
00:55:47marching band is collecting bottles and cans for the homeless ironically taking away the only job the
00:55:52homeless have any donations would be greatly appreciate hey buddy you know what the homeless
00:55:57need a midget why would the homeless need a midget shut up hey quit it
00:56:28you okay yeah I'm from a rodeo family
00:56:35you remembered my name
00:56:39come on
00:56:50what's Gil doing he's taking him up the tower
00:56:54Ed Liggett's gonna get his little ass kicked
00:57:17hey Connor what did Ed ever do to you
00:57:29all right freak
00:57:32we don't call people that here
00:57:37Danielle
00:57:39she's going down there with the geeks
00:57:47look and I know
00:57:59you backed him instead of me
00:58:01caught that did you
00:58:02this is bullshit Danielle my girlfriend's supposed to back me up
00:58:06you're right your girlfriend should back you up
00:58:09find one
00:58:13I don't need you
00:58:15I could have anyone
00:58:18look man
00:58:20I'm really really sorry me and the guy's pissed on you too but
00:58:22you did
00:58:25yeah
00:58:25that kind of tasted funny
00:58:37well that's another win for the Highlanders
00:58:42Mark's gonna help you pass trick
00:58:43hey
00:58:47you don't remember me do you
00:58:49stop
00:58:50please
00:58:51your ass is crushing my head
00:58:53oh
00:58:54was that you
00:59:10that's what I'm talking about
00:59:16hey Courtney
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine
00:59:20hi I'm
00:59:22honk
00:59:23honk
00:59:23and I'm
00:59:26apache
00:59:26yeah
00:59:27honk apache and I
00:59:29spent time in prison
00:59:30mostly in the shower
00:59:36can you just smell the glare
00:59:40before I met Gil I probably would have just looked at you with disgust and walked away
00:59:44wiggling my ass just so you know what you're missing
00:59:47yeah well the universe is upside down
00:59:50and in a few minutes you will be too
00:59:53woo hoo
00:59:54let me whip
00:59:55whip it
00:59:56whip it baby
00:59:56child
00:59:57whip it right
00:59:58whip it
00:59:59whip it baby
01:00:00whip it all night
01:00:02let me whip
01:00:03go on whip
01:00:03go on whip
01:00:05let it whip
01:00:06let's whip it baby
01:00:07child
01:00:07let's whip it right
01:00:08let's whip it baby
01:00:10let's whip it all night
01:00:12no
01:00:12trip
01:00:13trip
01:00:13trip
01:00:13no no
01:00:14child
01:00:16hey I finally understand the song a'ight
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:42You're so hot, baby!
01:00:45Woohoo!
01:00:46Two, one!
01:00:49Nice!
01:00:50Touchdown!
01:00:59Oh, shit!
01:01:01Yes!
01:01:03Yes!
01:01:03Yes!
01:01:04Oh, my God!
01:01:12Unbelievable!
01:01:15We're going to the state championship!
01:01:17Oh, shit!
01:01:19The Highlanders are on fire!
01:01:27Whoa.
01:01:29A little spill.
01:01:31Remember, turn, don't burn.
01:01:40Son, I just want you to know that when you go off to college, me and this house roll with
01:01:47you.
01:01:48Dad, do not.
01:01:50Dad, do not.
01:01:50I repeat, do not do that.
01:01:56Just roll around, Dad.
01:01:57You'll be all right.
01:01:58Ah!
01:01:59Ah!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:05Ah!
01:02:06Ah!
01:02:09Ah!
01:02:10Ah!
01:02:10Ah!
01:02:11Ah!
01:02:13Ah!
01:02:14Close!
01:02:15Hey, it's okay.
01:02:16It's with me.
01:02:18Dale.
01:02:30Well, I've spent a lifetime looking for you.
01:02:38You're really good at that!
01:02:40What's the best part about working at this place?
01:02:42I get to ride the bull for free.
01:02:43And I get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandana as a shirt.
01:02:48Watch it, who, though?
01:02:50That's Estelle.
01:02:51She must like you.
01:02:53Hi, Estelle!
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:55Hi.
01:02:58Don't mind Estelle.
01:02:59She's like my big sister.
01:03:00She worries.
01:03:02What could she possibly be worried about?
01:03:04That I'll end up like my mom.
01:03:06Working the day shift here and raising three kids by myself.
01:03:09I didn't know all that.
01:03:11Yeah, well, it's hard to keep track of all the white trash cliches around here.
01:03:14Well, I'm not worried about you.
01:03:16You're not, huh?
01:03:17No.
01:03:17Well, that's a relief.
01:03:18You want a pad?
01:03:19For what?
01:03:20Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22Yes!
01:03:22Dale!
01:03:23Look!
01:03:24Uh!
01:03:24Danielle!
01:03:25Uh!
01:03:25If I can do what I've done, you can do anything!
01:03:28I wish I had the confidence you have.
01:03:29Don't ever wish that!
01:03:32Why?
01:03:32You know exactly who you are!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35You don't know who I am!
01:03:36Gah!
01:03:37Danielle!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:39Before I came to East Highland!
01:03:40Ah!
01:03:45You get good distance with the skinny ones.
01:03:48Kayla, are you okay?
01:03:50It's just it.
01:03:52I'm not.
01:03:53Hermano!
01:03:57They killed Paco!
01:04:00Paco?
01:04:01Paco!
01:04:02Ah!
01:04:04Paco!
01:04:06Ah!
01:04:07Paco!
01:04:07Amigo...
01:04:08Grande!
01:04:09Las arañas!
01:04:12Negras!
01:04:16Like spiders!
01:04:29Hey!
01:04:33Danielle.
01:04:34You see this tattoo?
01:04:35I don't need to hear it.
01:04:39There's some things about me that I need to tell you and you're not gonna like it.
01:04:43Gil, it doesn't matter.
01:04:44I mean, anything you did in your past, I don't need to know.
01:04:47Let's just think about it now.
01:04:52But I'm really dizzy.
01:04:55So am I.
01:04:58She's going to college, punk.
01:05:00Hey lady, nobody's stopping her.
01:05:03Well, that's a buzz kill.
01:05:05Night of stealth.
01:05:06So, you ready for state finals tomorrow?
01:05:08Hey, all I do is ride a horse.
01:05:10Yeah, well, I'm worried.
01:05:11Those drillers can be brutal.
01:05:13The drillers?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:16Rocky Creek High.
01:05:17You know where it is?
01:05:18I do.
01:05:21Um...
01:05:21Look, Danielle, I can't go to that game.
01:05:25I hate that school.
01:05:26Wait a minute.
01:05:27How can you not come?
01:05:29It's complicated.
01:05:32Look, I hate that school, too.
01:05:33But if you don't show up, nobody will.
01:05:35Please don't fail now.
01:05:40Let's welcome...
01:05:41I love to meet you!
01:05:42Yeah!
01:05:43Yeah!
01:05:43Yeah!
01:05:44The Rocky Creek Killers!
01:05:47And they're calling...
01:05:48From East Highland High...
01:05:50The...
01:05:52Highlanders.
01:05:55I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up!
01:06:17I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up!
01:06:31I'm gonna do it.
01:06:46Nooo!
01:06:51what's going on?
01:07:03I love it.
01:07:34Oh my, oh my, what a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history sports fans.
01:07:42With just eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24-all.
01:07:47The Drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line, and there's only time for one last play.
01:07:52If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime!
01:08:00Who's that little dude?
01:08:06Let's go Highland! Let's go Highland!
01:08:12This is the biggest game for Texas 5A football since back in 93 when Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:24R.C. R.C. R.C. R.C. R.C.
01:08:28Come on Highland!
01:08:34Highland! Highland! Highland! Highland!
01:08:37Do you really understand what's going on here?
01:08:38Your team isn't killing us! Your fans are!
01:08:43Get your hands in the game and let's concentrate!
01:08:46Okay, now we got a split left, quick toss, 29 on one, on one, Duncan gets the ball!
01:08:52No way, you asshole, not Duncan! My team, my game, my championship, my ball!
01:08:57Just do your job, and I'll do the Reds!
01:09:04Watch the bat! Watch the bat!
01:09:06Reds, 71, down!
01:09:08Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Yeah!
01:09:14Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek!
01:09:16Go! You're right!
01:09:22Go Rocky Creek Creek!
01:09:26DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE TANFIS
01:09:51ë‚´ìš©
01:09:52fundamental
01:09:56Get in, Bo!
01:09:59Bo!
01:10:04Bo!
01:10:10Bo!
01:10:22This wins!
01:10:27Go Highly!
01:10:39This is for you, son.
01:10:48Go Highly!
01:10:56Go!
01:11:01Is that...
01:11:04Go Highly!
01:11:07Go Highly!
01:11:09Go Highly!
01:11:20Go Highly!
01:11:34Go Highly!
01:11:40Oh!
01:11:41Go Highly!
01:11:51Hi!
01:11:51How you doing, buddy?
01:11:52How's it going, Barkley?
01:11:54Who is this guy, Gil?
01:11:55Just an old friend.
01:11:57Well, any friend of Gil's, a friend of mine.
01:11:59I'm Travis.
01:12:00I'm Lonnie.
01:12:00I'm Pete.
01:12:01Ed Liggett, Cuba.
01:12:03How you doing, man?
01:12:08Better now.
01:12:09What is wrong with you, man?
01:12:10I'm so a toaster freak.
01:12:11Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here.
01:12:14What do you want?
01:12:15You stole my state championship, asshole!
01:12:18Again, let me remind you,
01:12:20if you must talk like that,
01:12:21I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:12:23Oh, I'm leaving.
01:12:24As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader.
01:12:26Oh, we know he was in prison.
01:12:27Will you forgive him?
01:12:28Prison?
01:12:29Are you shitting me?
01:12:30All right, buddy boy.
01:12:32That doesn't fly around.
01:12:35Okay, you guys, back it up.
01:12:39This is my fight.
01:12:41Oh, baby, come on, make my day.
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:45Get out!
01:12:45Oh!
01:12:47Oh!
01:12:48Oh!
01:12:49I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass!
01:12:52Hit, hit!
01:12:54Oh!
01:12:54And then...
01:13:10Oh!
01:13:11Oh!
01:13:13Oh!
01:13:14Oh!
01:13:14Oh!
01:13:14Oh!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:15Oh!
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:25It's...
01:13:25Diz, somebody spread the word about our band.
01:13:27Hello.
01:13:28I think that was us.
01:13:29But half of Rocky Creek is out there.
01:13:31What?
01:13:31How did they hear?
01:13:32Hey, guys!
01:13:33Check this out.
01:13:35Freed?
01:13:35What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:37There's a cafeteria menu on the other side.
01:13:39Hey, anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:42Excuse me, ladies.
01:13:43Hello.
01:13:46Who did that?
01:13:47A fat ass!
01:13:48Quiet, though.
01:13:49Uh, hi.
01:13:50Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship.
01:13:59Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:05Suburban Funk.
01:14:26Are we the Buddhists?
01:14:37Hey, do it now.
01:14:43Yeah, hey.
01:14:48Once I was a boogie singer
01:14:53Playing in a rock and roll band
01:14:57I never had no problems, no
01:15:01Burning down the one night stand
01:15:05And I decided quickly, yes I did
01:15:09To disco down and check out the show
01:15:13And they were dancing and singing
01:15:16And moving to the grooving
01:15:19And just when it hit me
01:15:21Somebody turned around and shouted
01:15:23Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:27Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:32Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:35Lay down the boogie
01:15:38And play that funky music till you die
01:15:43Ladies and gentlemen, Creed
01:15:48Will not be here tonight
01:15:51Repeat
01:15:51Will not be here tonight
01:15:53And drop curtain
01:15:57Cue
01:15:59Mrs. Whitman
01:16:00It's my, um
01:16:02My
01:16:03It's mine now
01:16:08Yo, East Highland
01:16:09You know Gil Harris
01:16:14Hey, Rocky Creek
01:16:15You're in the Diz Harrison
01:16:16Guess what, folks?
01:16:19Gil and Diz are the same guy
01:16:25He made fools of all of you
01:16:27You don't believe me, ask him yourself
01:16:29Maybe for once he'll tell the truth
01:16:35Hey, hey, hey
01:16:36It's alright
01:16:38I can't do this
01:16:41Um
01:16:43Look, I can explain
01:16:56Let the brother speak
01:16:58Luther
01:16:59It's not just Luther
01:17:01Spiders
01:17:01You play my kind of music
01:17:05Hey
01:17:08Hey, Ray
01:17:09Out of the way, Ray
01:17:10I've been in the pain
01:17:11Quite a while
01:17:13Everything you saw
01:17:14On that screen
01:17:16Was completely
01:17:18True
01:17:22They're right
01:17:23I'm a liar
01:17:25I don't know what I was thinking
01:17:27Well, actually
01:17:28I do know what I was thinking
01:17:31I was trying to become
01:17:32Something more than just a blip
01:17:34On the radar screen
01:17:36So I made someone up
01:17:38Someone I thought you'd all like
01:17:43And all because
01:17:45I cared more
01:17:46About what other people thought of me
01:17:48Than about what I thought of me
01:17:51But I'd be willing to bet
01:17:52I'm not the only person here tonight
01:17:54Who's ever let that happen
01:18:00Brogue dick
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01:18:13There comes scoop up your friend
01:18:26anybody got a staple gun
01:18:30who's the bitch now
01:18:32it is oh my god you're bleeding
01:18:35but it was the crowd out there
01:18:37they're animals
01:18:38no animals are kinder they don't
01:18:41boo when they're killing something
01:18:44ow ow
01:18:48fizz you are amazing
01:18:56what is that for
01:18:57can't i appreciate you
01:19:01you're scaring me what's going on here
01:19:04you've inspired me
01:19:05i have to do something that i've been
01:19:08wanting to do for the longest time
01:19:09i have to let somebody know how i feel
01:19:11about it
01:19:13um you know nora i like you
01:19:22better than playstation 2
01:19:25now it is
01:19:28y'all guess it's me and you man and us
01:19:32and me
01:19:40would you two get a room
01:19:42i'm sorry
01:19:44i don't even know what to call you
01:19:47broke dick seems to be popular
01:19:48you're the biggest liar i've ever met
01:19:53you're right i'm a liar
01:20:00you know they called me dan the man
01:20:03what
01:20:03yeah of course that was before i lost the braces and grew my boobs and then i became danielle
01:20:08the body and i dropped all the friends and i dropped all the friends i ever had because they looked
01:20:12like the old me and uh they're selfish and mean but you know i just wanted so badly to fit
01:20:19in
01:20:22i've been there
01:20:24do you even ride the motorcycle
01:20:28yeah actually i do but it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me
01:20:35so what do we do now don't ask me the last plan i had grew up pretty badly
01:20:41yeah no kidding
01:20:46you don't go to chile
01:21:07so you see
01:21:09i saved his narrow behind
01:21:12and he got to kiss the girl
01:21:14i hope that inspires you
01:21:17it has
01:21:18it's taught me a lot
01:21:20it's easy for a man like myself to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman
01:21:29my fault
01:21:29i talk too much
01:21:31man it really did burn me
01:21:40oh god
01:21:41that one cliffy dude
01:21:57and that's why i want to use you
01:22:12no no way ma'am
01:22:13can we do that again because you couldn't understand what the f*** i said
01:22:20i'm sorry that sucks
01:22:24and here it goes
01:22:26i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
01:22:31i know that's not fair
01:22:34no one who looks at the s***
01:22:50oh god
01:22:50I blew the line. I can't...
01:22:53Check me out, Bat League!
01:22:55Woo!
01:22:57Cut, cut.
01:23:01You know what I need? I need three gallons
01:23:03of mineral water, I need about
01:23:0516 martini olives,
01:23:06and I need enough hummus to cover this beautiful
01:23:09girl's entire body.
01:23:11You got that?
01:23:14Move the bitch now!
01:23:18Hey, man, you got a smoke, man?
01:23:20I know that it's not fair
01:23:23Nobody cares
01:23:24I'm alone in the world
01:23:27tonight
01:23:28How you doing?
01:23:31Better now.
01:23:33Okay, cut.
01:24:14You don't know me, do you?
01:24:16No.
01:24:16But I bet you recognize me when I start to bring it to you
01:24:18I ain't from around here
01:24:20And this ain't with them, this is a little different out here
01:24:22That's probably why they watch me
01:24:24Don't worry when I finish with them, I'm gonna make them jock me
01:24:26You can't hold me, can't stop me
01:24:27You know you can't cry me cause I'm swinging like rocket
01:24:29You get snapped off two feet
01:24:31The girls gossip about me calling me new me
01:24:33What's wrong with this lady?
01:24:35But if you really wanna grab hold me, baby
01:24:37She say, oh, no
01:24:38Until I show her, she say, oh, no
01:24:41Don't knock until you're trying
01:24:42The next thing you know, I'll be knocking out your sign
01:24:44That ain't hard for the new guy
01:24:46You didn't think I was gonna hit him
01:24:47Get up on this
01:24:50Watch me
01:24:50Get up on this
01:24:53With your bad self
01:24:54Get up on this
01:24:57Watch me
01:24:58Pick up on this
01:25:00With your bad self
01:25:23Clean up your act and change your clothes
01:25:25See you get it together, I don't wanna see you no more
01:25:27Don't come around here
01:25:28Unless you're doing what I'm doing, get the man right, yeah
01:25:31You can practice till you get tight
01:25:32You can stand from the mirror all night, can't get right
01:25:35Tell me what's wrong with you
01:25:36Wouldn't have no soul, I brought an afro cone to you
01:25:38I'm about to teach you how to talk
01:25:40Gotta move your legs for you just to show you how to roll
01:25:42Dip a little bit and move your neck
01:25:44Cause you probably couldn't get the rhythm in the neck
01:25:46You all beat with no time
01:25:47Can't sing, can't dance, can't jump, cause you're all bound
01:25:50Gotta listen to the groove
01:25:51That's if you ever call yourself new and prove
01:25:55Watch me
01:25:56Pick up on this
01:25:58With your bad self
01:26:00Get up on this
01:26:02Watch me
01:26:04Pick up on this
01:26:06With your bad self
01:26:19Pick up on this
01:26:37With your bad self
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