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00:24:12From bitch to bull, baby.
00:24:21I saw a little Anne Heche there, too.
00:24:25Does that sound gay?
00:24:26Find the biggest, fattest mother in the yard
00:24:28and knock his ass out.
00:24:34Stiff the knees, maggot.
00:24:36Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year.
00:24:39I think I'm gonna kill it, coach.
00:24:41Use it!
00:24:42Keep looking at the horse's ass and run!
00:24:56Biggest and baddest, baby.
00:24:58A-T-T-A-C-K, the leader of the pack, punch.
00:25:02A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:03Harmon, more cheer, less bull dancing, okay?
00:25:05We don't want guys stuffing bills on your panties.
00:25:08The boy's handy.
00:25:09A-T-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:09Plink, plink, plop.
00:25:11A puppet idol on the stereo, with me on the radio.
00:25:14Clink, plink, plop.
00:25:16A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:19A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:20A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:21A-T-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:21Have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:23And make sure everybody sees him go down.
00:25:27Careful.
00:25:30Hey, you mind if I sit down?
00:25:31What the hell is wrong with me?
00:25:32Wrong level, bitch.
00:25:34Bitch, say what?
00:25:41Well, I think we got a real serious problem here.
00:25:44Yeah?
00:25:44Well, if it's you, there's no problem.
00:26:02I'm coming down on the stereo, with me on the radio.
00:26:07I'm coming down by a new style, and you know it's more wild, yeah?
00:26:14Dude, what's with you?
00:26:16Who's the beyond now?
00:26:26You guys might want to come scoop up your friend.
00:26:31Chris, Chris, Chris!
00:26:32Shit!
00:27:02Oh, God!
00:27:09What are you doing, freak?
00:27:11Knocking you into the hall, and me into the history books.
00:27:16Who's the biatch now?
00:27:26You've got to be kidding me!
00:27:32Oh, God.
00:27:33Uh!
00:27:36Uh!
00:27:49Uh!
00:27:52Uh!
00:27:52Uh!
00:27:52Don't go that way!
00:27:54Uh!
00:27:55Uh!
00:27:57Uh!
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:28:08Help!
00:28:20Who's the bitch now?
00:28:31Look out. Look out. Look out.
00:28:34Coming through. Take your head off this girl.
00:28:44Well, we all have a round of applause for Conor McGuire.
00:28:48Everyone, come on.
00:28:50Everyone, you, yeah.
00:28:52Come on, don't be shy.
00:28:56Come on.
00:28:57All of you!
00:29:03Hello, son.
00:29:04No, I told you last time.
00:29:06You start something, you're what? You're gone!
00:29:09Well, my friend, looks like it's last call, huh?
00:29:13Last call?
00:29:15He didn't start it. I did.
00:29:21Who the hell are you?
00:29:23I'm the new guy.
00:29:34Hey, man. How's the nose?
00:29:36Shut up.
00:29:41Look at that freak sitting on top of the teller.
00:29:44Boo!
00:29:46I think we should unroll the welcome mat.
00:29:48Yeah? I think we should go over there and kick his ass.
00:29:50Oh, that's great. I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
00:29:53The expelled guy's a rock.
00:29:55Later.
00:29:59Later.
00:30:00You're not going over there.
00:30:03Well, I wasn't. Now I am.
00:30:05Later.
00:30:10Hey, man. She just dissed you.
00:30:13Dude, shut up!
00:30:23Hey, new guy. Got a name?
00:30:29Harris. Gil Harris.
00:30:31I'm Courtney. That's Carmen Nespaniel.
00:30:34So, how do you like our little slice of paradise?
00:30:38Well, I gotta tell ya.
00:30:40Nice to be somewhere without bars.
00:30:43You were in jail?
00:30:45Did they give you a full body cavity search?
00:30:47Forgive my friends. They get really shy around strangers.
00:30:51My fault. I talk too much.
00:30:54That's hot.
00:30:56Well, there's a party tonight at my house.
00:30:58If you can come.
00:31:04I don't make plans.
00:31:08Not my style.
00:31:23Well, I'll do it for this moment.
00:31:26For all my life.
00:31:30Oh, Lord.
00:31:32I, I, I'm just a love machine.
00:31:35And I won't work for nobody but you.
00:31:39I'm just a love machine.
00:31:41Yeah, baby.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:43Oh, I can kiss and be.
00:31:47Woo!
00:31:48We love you, Rocky Creek!
00:31:50We'll be here all week!
00:31:51We love Texas!
00:31:53And we love you too!
00:31:56So I'm guessing that it went.
00:31:57Well, for the first 18 years of my life, things were one way.
00:32:00And in 10 minutes, it completely changed.
00:32:03You mean they bought it?
00:32:04Things have changed.
00:32:06Yo, my man, you know you just made it to the 50's level of canard, right?
00:32:09Better. I got invited to a party.
00:32:11Me, Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
00:32:13Excuse me while I do the boogaloo!
00:32:15Watch me!
00:32:16Well, slow down, funky white boy.
00:32:18Do they invite you or Gil Harris?
00:32:22Whatever. Listen, the point is, today nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass here.
00:32:27Oh, no offense, Kirk.
00:32:29Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night?
00:32:33Courtney does.
00:32:38That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen!
00:32:43I know!
00:32:44You did great!
00:32:45You have to do her!
00:32:47And while you're with her, think of me!
00:32:50Okay, that sounded gay.
00:32:51See, that's the thing. Courtney's expecting Gil at the party tonight.
00:32:55You know what? She's right. I mean, how would Gil Harris party?
00:32:58I think the question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this Courtney chick and make her say,
00:33:03Who's your daddy?
00:33:05While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:08Diz, you ready for this?
00:33:11Now look, my dad loves his bike more than he loves me.
00:33:14That's not true.
00:33:16No, it is. He wrote it on my birthday card.
00:33:23So please be very careful.
00:33:25This is a vintage black track racing bike.
00:33:30It's very powerful.
00:33:32Have to know what you're doing.
00:33:35Stand back.
00:33:37I'm starting for you.
00:33:55Now remember, I won't always be around to do that, buddy.
00:34:07Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party?
00:34:15There's nothing cooler than that!
00:34:17I'm starting for you.
00:34:20I'm starting for you.
00:34:21I'm starting for you.
00:34:21Whoa!
00:34:25Dude, it's crazy.
00:34:32Hey, man!
00:34:34These are Dockers!
00:34:36I made it.
00:34:39Ah! Bush!
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:45Courtney!
00:34:45You see that Indy 360?
00:34:47Tony, please.
00:34:51Rainy!
00:34:52Did you see that Indy 3?
00:34:53I could do it again.
00:35:04Have any trouble finding the house?
00:35:08Um...
00:35:09Well, aren't you the strong, silent type?
00:35:12Well, I...
00:35:13Want to come upstairs with me?
00:35:17Um...
00:35:17I...
00:35:18Want to make out with me?
00:35:21Uh...
00:35:21Oh, well, I...
00:35:23Want to take my clothes off with your tea?
00:35:27Okay, you talked me into it.
00:35:31Aren't you coming?
00:35:34Almost.
00:35:35Courtney is such a slut.
00:35:37Which didn't stop you.
00:35:38You've been dating her for two months.
00:35:39This is for...
00:35:44Yeah!
00:35:46Stop!
00:35:50Thank you, guys.
00:35:57You wanna dance here, guys?
00:36:18You know why I like it out here?
00:36:21The view?
00:36:23Nope.
00:36:24It's because there's all these people around.
00:36:26Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we can be caught at any moment?
00:36:31Yeah, well, that, um, does make things interesting.
00:36:35Mm-hmm.
00:36:36Wanna make out?
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh, I forgot something.
00:36:45Ready for dessert?
00:36:49Gil?
00:36:53Hello?
00:36:59Courtney, what's the matter?
00:37:00I...
00:37:00I...
00:37:01can't believe it.
00:37:02What?
00:37:02What happened?
00:37:04Gil blew me off.
00:37:07Sucks to be you.
00:37:08Carmen put it away.
00:37:10Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:12Shh, it's okay.
00:37:15Hey, girls.
00:37:16I know what you're thinking.
00:37:16He's too good looking for me, right?
00:37:18Right?
00:37:19Hola.
00:37:20Habla ingles?
00:37:20Hello.
00:37:23Ah!
00:37:24Where'd you come from?
00:37:25I'm exercising.
00:37:26You got a problem?
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:27It's cool.
00:37:28It's cool.
00:37:29Hey, what does that hit?
00:37:30Your, uh, lats, delts, tries, byes?
00:37:33Some bad curls.
00:37:34Great abs.
00:37:35Abs, cool.
00:37:36So what's the story?
00:37:36Did you really blow off Courtney?
00:37:37Huh?
00:37:38Come on, you can tell us.
00:37:38Come on, huh?
00:37:39You blow her off?
00:37:40I didn't exactly blow her off.
00:37:42Oh, wait.
00:37:43Stop, stop, stop, stop right there.
00:37:45Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth.
00:37:49Whoa!
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:52Hey, what can I say?
00:37:53What can I say?
00:37:55You are the man!
00:37:56You are the man!
00:37:58You say you're a fraud?
00:38:00I don't think you've been with anyone.
00:38:06Yeah, you're right.
00:38:08She's not just anyone.
00:38:14Shoot, this babe's got it all.
00:38:17Yes, she does.
00:38:18I bet she knows how to make a guy happy, huh?
00:38:21Hey, I'd love to stay and chat, but, um, Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:27You're not going anywhere.
00:38:30Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:39Josefina!
00:38:45Don't you see what's going on here?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47If we want to get chicks, we've got to work on our abs.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Come on.
00:38:52Come on.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:55Come on.
00:38:55Come on.
00:38:56Come on.
00:38:56Come on.
00:38:57Come on.
00:38:57I got it.
00:38:58I got it.
00:38:58Check me out, baby!
00:38:59Bat weeks!
00:39:00Hey, chump change.
00:39:02Get down.
00:39:02Come on, baby!
00:39:03Woo!
00:39:04Watch, everyone.
00:39:06That bike won't even start.
00:39:08He trashed it when he landed.
00:39:10Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:11Please start.
00:39:29Please start.
00:39:32It's a four-time job trying to save his butt.
00:39:41I almost got laid!
00:39:44Did he say break?
00:39:53I almost got laid!
00:39:56Woo-hoo!
00:39:59He's a bad man, Madonna.
00:40:02Just as fine as she can be.
00:40:06Hey!
00:40:07She's a bad man, Madonna.
00:40:11Just as fine as she can be.
00:40:18Hey, waiting up for me, Dad?
00:40:20Yes, we are.
00:40:21We?
00:40:24Hey.
00:40:26Uh, Dad?
00:40:28What is Miss Pierce doing here?
00:40:30Kiki's here to help us.
00:40:33Help us with what?
00:40:35An intervention.
00:40:36We're surrounding you with love.
00:40:40Now sit.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:45Dramatic change in appearance?
00:40:47Lack of communication?
00:40:49Altered patterns of behavior?
00:40:51What are you on?
00:40:53Is it crystal meth?
00:40:55Is it the crank?
00:40:57Are you riding the white pony, son?
00:41:03Um...
00:41:04No.
00:41:05I'm not on drugs, Dad.
00:41:06I'm happy.
00:41:07You know, for the first time,
00:41:09and I can't remember when I'm actually happy.
00:41:12It occurs to me to tell you
00:41:14that denial is not just a river in Egypt!
00:41:18Look, son, it's all my fault.
00:41:21I've been so worried about alarms going off at work,
00:41:24I miss the alarms going off right here at home.
00:41:27But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:41:29Come Monday, I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24-7.
00:41:33But, Dad, how will you pay the mortgage?
00:41:35I'll sell the house.
00:41:37Dad?
00:41:38Do not.
00:41:39I repeat.
00:41:40Do not do that.
00:41:42Look, son, there's no possible way for you to understand this.
00:41:45But when things get truly bad,
00:41:47sometimes you have to make a drastic change.
00:41:50Completely revamp everything in your life
00:41:53just to get what you want.
00:41:55But I do understand that.
00:41:56I'm not sick.
00:41:58I'm revamped!
00:41:59I'm revamped!
00:42:00I'm revamped!
00:42:01It's very sweet.
00:42:03It's underneath the Tourette's and the crank.
00:42:06He still wants to be like his daddy.
00:42:12I'm so onto you.
00:42:14You are?
00:42:16Pretend to not want to be a part of this school,
00:42:18but you totally get off on being a badass.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23You caught me.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25And that's why I want to use you.
00:42:30Okay, but, um, only for a couple of years.
00:42:34Come to the football game this weekend.
00:42:36Our team sucks, nobody shows.
00:42:38I mean, it's more socially acceptable to sit in a car hood and drink beer and puke
00:42:41than it is to actually watch a game.
00:42:42It's hard work pretending not to care.
00:42:45Yeah, but if you showed up, maybe some of these other fools would too.
00:42:49I'm in.
00:42:51You yum, boy, Julie.
00:42:53You yum what?
00:42:56My grandmother's Albanian.
00:42:57It means I owe you one.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:02What was that about?
00:43:04Just asking the new guy a favor.
00:43:06And what could you possibly need from him?
00:43:09Oh, just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:42How funky is your chicken?
00:43:45How loose is your goose?
00:43:47So come on.
00:43:49So Danielle finally dragged you out to one of these football games.
00:43:52Dude, I'm not at the game.
00:43:53I'm with you guys.
00:43:54Plus, I just like to watch you jump around.
00:43:59Yeah, right.
00:44:00Whoosh.
00:44:03Whoosh.
00:44:04Whoosh.
00:44:05Whoosh.
00:44:07Man, that's not funny.
00:44:12Eat silent, bend, and shake.
00:44:14Yark and booze.
00:44:16Whoo!
00:44:17Funny silence.
00:44:19Come on, people.
00:44:21Guys.
00:44:23Hello.
00:44:42Guys, this is bullshit.
00:44:44We haven't won a game in five years.
00:44:45We might as well forfeit.
00:44:46We're dead anyway.
00:44:48And hut!
00:45:00He's out of his mind.
00:45:12He's out of his mind.
00:45:13Dead?
00:45:14Did you say dead?
00:45:16All this hoo-ha about being dead and not wanting to fight
00:45:20and staying out of the game is a load of crap!
00:45:25Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
00:45:29I thought that movie made money.
00:45:31We didn't give up then and we're not gonna give up now!
00:45:34American high school students traditionally love to fight.
00:45:40All real football players love the sting of battle!
00:45:44The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
00:45:52What is wrong with you people?
00:45:57Where's the hunger?
00:45:59Where is the school spirit?
00:46:02What are you doing?
00:46:03What are you doing?
00:46:04Washington high!
00:46:05We're gonna beat him!
00:46:07Lincoln high!
00:46:09We're gonna beat him!
00:46:13Harden high!
00:46:15We're gonna beat him!
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:20Let's do it!
00:46:22Let's do it!
00:46:24URRAAAAGH!
00:46:30Oh!
00:46:34That's my Goddamn warning!
00:46:37Come on!
00:46:38Come on!
00:46:42Come on!
00:46:44Get him!
00:46:46Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
00:46:50Get him! Get him! Get him!
00:46:53Whatcha gonna do?
00:46:57Come on, guys!
00:46:59Get him!
00:47:20Yeah! Touchdown! Touchdown!
00:47:23Yes!
00:47:24How about that, Highlander fans?
00:47:26That's our first victory since the last Bush was president.
00:47:31We won a game!
00:47:32We won a game!
00:47:34Can you believe it?
00:47:35We actually won a game!
00:47:40Go, Highland!
00:47:41Go, Highlander fans!
00:47:49Danielle, what the hell's going on?
00:47:51You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:53You lose him.
00:47:55How'd you learn how to say you're welcome?
00:47:57From the only other person in the Albanian chatroom.
00:48:00Oh, what? You're impressed because this guy showed up on a horse?
00:48:03No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me.
00:48:05Let's go.
00:48:09She just dissed you again.
00:48:11Dude, do you ever shut up?
00:48:19Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping.
00:48:21Well, I'm not most guys.
00:48:23You did say swimsuits, right?
00:48:26Yeah!
00:48:42And maybe you could go get it.
00:48:45I know that you won't get it.
00:48:47I know that you won't get it.
00:48:47Tell me, put your hands on it.
00:48:50Show me how you work and fit.
00:48:51How you want.
00:48:52And maybe you could go get it.
00:48:54Girl, you messed up when you let me in.
00:48:56Told your best friends wanted me.
00:48:59Then she caught me up and hit me to your seats.
00:49:01Told me you were looking for a guy like me.
00:49:03So I said, hold on.
00:49:05I ain't the one.
00:49:06That this shorty really wanna have no fun.
00:49:08But she said that you told her I was what you want.
00:49:11When I thought you don't try to run.
00:49:12I'm the guy in your dream that you had last night.
00:49:15I'm the band with the twin that you wanna try.
00:49:18I'm the broad and you like that'll treat you right.
00:49:20Got your hood cause I'm doing everything you like.
00:49:23I know that you won't miss.
00:49:26Tell me, can you handle it?
00:49:28Show me how you work and fit.
00:49:31And maybe you could go get it.
00:49:33I know that you won't miss.
00:49:35Tell me, can you handle it?
00:49:38Show me how you work and fit.
00:49:42Sorry about that.
00:49:43I've been in prison a long time.
00:49:48Now this is real music.
00:49:50So you're saying if I listen to all this, I'll get you?
00:49:52That's what I'm talking about.
00:49:55I...
00:49:57Danielle, I didn't see you come in.
00:49:59Oh, hey Emily.
00:50:01How's it going?
00:50:03Uh, great, how about you?
00:50:05Great.
00:50:06Uh, hey, have you been to Creed CD?
00:50:13Yeah, I'll check for you.
00:50:18Who's that?
00:50:19Emily.
00:50:20We used to be friends when we were younger.
00:50:23Well, what happened?
00:50:24I don't know.
00:50:26Started dating Connor and you know how things go.
00:50:29I understand.
00:50:30Oh, come on.
00:50:31You're not the type who would drop your friends.
00:50:34All right.
00:50:35Time to go.
00:50:36I'm shopping here.
00:50:37Come on, you're not shopping.
00:50:38You've been listening to this same song for six hours.
00:50:40You're squatting.
00:50:42Listen, bro.
00:50:43I've had a bad day.
00:50:45So squat on this puke face.
00:50:47That's it.
00:50:48You're tossed.
00:50:48Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore.
00:50:51You've moved up.
00:50:52Come on, man.
00:50:53Who can toss her better than me?
00:50:54Would you relax?
00:50:55Come on, man.
00:50:56I'm sick of this.
00:50:57Ugh!
00:51:00This.
00:51:01You made it.
00:51:02Perfect timing.
00:51:03Man, I was starting to think you never checked the EQ message boards anymore.
00:51:08Gil, do you know these people?
00:51:17Uh, no.
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:43If anyone's lost a pair of balls, we have found them.
00:51:46Wait.
00:51:46There's a name here?
00:51:48Dizzy Harrison?
00:51:50Please pick your balls up and scroll them.
00:51:52That's balls and scroll them at counter five.
00:51:56You know what?
00:51:57I have all these.
00:52:00That's my microphone!
00:52:03Oh, no!
00:52:04Please!
00:52:05No!
00:52:05Stop!
00:52:12Harris!
00:52:13Get your punk ass in here!
00:52:23I don't know.
00:52:24What are you doing here?
00:52:25You stole my horse, maggot!
00:52:30Do you have any idea what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?
00:52:34Death?
00:52:36This is not rat, son.
00:52:39But I can tell you, it's probably a hefty fine.
00:52:43You know what this is?
00:52:45It's a bill.
00:52:47It's a bill.
00:52:47For manure clean-up.
00:52:48Resodding the football field.
00:52:50And to top it all off, somebody urinated all over Mrs. Campanella's rose garden.
00:52:54Uh, that was me, sir.
00:52:58And you want to know something else?
00:53:02It was all worth it!
00:53:11That was our first victory in five years, and it's all because of you.
00:53:16Uh, I love you more than my own good-for-nothing son.
00:53:20Sit down!
00:53:21Hey, hold on.
00:53:24We got a problem.
00:53:25We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so, and it has been the most...
00:53:28god-awful experience for everyone involved.
00:53:31Right, Coach?
00:53:31I mean...
00:53:32Do you have any ideas how you might turn this thing around?
00:53:39Good music?
00:53:41Music?
00:53:43Hey, that is a fantastic idea, son.
00:53:46You see that?
00:53:46Hey!
00:53:47What kind of music?
00:53:49The only music worth being called music.
00:53:52I'm talking about the funk.
00:53:58Oh, yeah!
00:54:03Mr. Big Stuff.
00:54:06Who do you think you are?
00:54:08Mr. Big Stuff.
00:54:11You're never gonna get my love.
00:54:15Hello, singing.
00:54:17Who are we kidding?
00:54:18I mean, we can't play funk without a bass line.
00:54:20We're black guys.
00:54:21Hey.
00:54:22We'll find someone.
00:54:23We don't need ditz.
00:54:25Oh, you don't?
00:54:26So somebody else is getting you paying gigs.
00:54:30We're headlining at homecoming two weeks from tonight.
00:54:33Is someone talking to us?
00:54:34I don't hear anything.
00:54:36It was ditz.
00:54:38What's wrong with you people?
00:54:39Look, I was an asshole at the mall.
00:54:42World-class asshole.
00:54:44They're scouting me for asshole Olympics.
00:54:46I'm carrying the torch.
00:54:48Come on, you guys.
00:54:50I'm sorry.
00:54:51Look, I got no good excuse for what I did.
00:54:54It's not easy being the big bull.
00:54:58You're the big bull shit.
00:54:59Gil's the big bull.
00:55:01Yeah, but that's me.
00:55:03Is it?
00:55:04So what makes you any different from any other high school thug since the beginning of time?
00:55:11I know it's been a long road to get these towns behind me, and I will readily reap what we
00:55:23may.
00:55:23So I am there for you and you're there for me.
00:55:31I stopped believing.
00:55:32I stopped believing.
00:55:35No time ago.
00:55:39Quit it.
00:55:40It wasn't me.
00:55:41Then who was it?
00:55:42Who?
00:55:42Hi, guys.
00:55:43Ed Liggett.
00:55:45Tuba.
00:55:46Sorry to bother you guys, but the marching band is collecting bottles and cans for the homeless.
00:55:50Ironically taking away the only job the homeless have.
00:55:53Any donations would be greatly appreciated.
00:55:55Hey, buddy.
00:55:56You know what the homeless need?
00:55:59A midget.
00:56:00Why would the homeless need a midget?
00:56:02Shut up.
00:56:05Hey, quit it.
00:56:16What the hell?
00:56:28Are you leaving?
00:56:29Hello, Ed.
00:56:29You OK?
00:56:30Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family.
00:56:35You remembered my name.
00:56:39Good morning.
00:56:41Good morning.
00:56:51Come on.
00:56:54Ed Lucas is going to get his little ass kicked.
00:57:11Who's that little dude?
00:57:17Hey Connor, what did Ed ever do to you?
00:57:29All right, freak.
00:57:31We don't call people that here.
00:57:37Danielle!
00:57:39She's going down there with the legs.
00:57:44Emily.
00:57:45I know.
00:57:47Look, Emily.
00:57:48I know.
00:58:00You backed him instead of me.
00:58:01Caught that, did you?
00:58:02This is bullshit, Danielle.
00:58:04My girlfriend's supposed to back me up.
00:58:06You're right.
00:58:07Your girlfriend should back you up.
00:58:09Find one.
00:58:13I don't need you.
00:58:15I could have anyone.
00:58:18Look, man.
00:58:20I'm really, really sorry me and the guy's pissed on you too, but...
00:58:23You did?
00:58:24Yeah.
00:58:26I thought it tasted funny.
00:58:28I thought it tasted funny.
00:58:37Well, that's another win for the Highlanders!
00:58:42Mark's going to help you pass the trick.
00:58:43Hey.
00:58:47You don't remember me, do you?
00:58:49Stop.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:52Your ass is crushing my head.
00:58:54Oh!
00:58:54Was that you?
00:58:59Highland wins again!
00:59:00Whip.
00:59:01Whip it, baby.
00:59:02Whip it right.
00:59:04Whip it, baby.
00:59:06Whip it home.
00:59:07Whip it home.
00:59:08No, no, child.
00:59:09Hey.
00:59:10That's what I'm talking about.
00:59:15Hi, Phil.
00:59:16Hey, Courtney.
00:59:17Um, I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine.
00:59:20Hi, I'm...
00:59:21Hawk.
00:59:24And I'm...
00:59:25Apache.
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:27Um, Hawk, Apache, and I...
00:59:29Spent time in prison together.
00:59:31Mostly in the shower.
00:59:36Can you just smell the glare?
00:59:40Before I met Gil, I probably would've just looked at you with disgust and walked away,
00:59:44wiggling my ass just so you'd know what you were missing.
00:59:47Yeah, well, the universe is upside down.
00:59:50And in a few minutes, you will be too.
00:59:53Woo-hoo!
00:59:54Let it whip.
00:59:55Whip it, baby.
00:59:56Child.
00:59:57Whip it right.
00:59:58Let it whip.
00:59:59Whip it, baby.
01:00:00Whip it all night.
01:00:02Let it whip.
01:00:03Come on, whip.
01:00:04Whip.
01:00:04Come on, whip.
01:00:06Let's whip it, baby.
01:00:07Child, let's whip it right.
01:00:09Let's whip it, baby.
01:00:11Let's whip it all night.
01:00:12No, no, child.
01:00:17Hey, I finally understand this song, all right?
01:00:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:00:50Touchdown!
01:01:12Unbelievable!
01:01:15We're going to the state championship!
01:01:19The Highlanders are on fire!
01:01:27Whoa, a little spill.
01:01:31Remember, turn, don't burn.
01:01:39Son, I just want you to know that when you go off to college,
01:01:43me and this house roll with you.
01:01:48Dad, do not.
01:01:50I repeat, do not do that.
01:01:56Just roll around, Dad.
01:01:57You'll be all right.
01:02:14We're closed.
01:02:16Hey, it's okay. He's with me.
01:02:18Let's go.
01:02:30I've spent a lifetime looking for you.
01:02:38You're really good at that.
01:02:40What's the best part about working at this place?
01:02:42I get to ride the bull for free.
01:02:43And I get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandana as a shirt.
01:02:48Watch it, who, though?
01:02:50That's Estelle. She must like you.
01:02:53Hi, Estelle.
01:02:54Oh!
01:02:56Hi.
01:02:58Don't mind Estelle.
01:02:59She's like my big sister.
01:03:00She worries.
01:03:02What could she possibly be worried about?
01:03:04That I'll end up like my mom.
01:03:06Working the day shift here and raising three kids by myself.
01:03:09I didn't know all that.
01:03:11Yeah, well, it's hard to keep track of all the white trash cliches around here.
01:03:14Well, I'm not worried about you.
01:03:16You're not, huh?
01:03:17No.
01:03:17That's a relief.
01:03:18You want a pad?
01:03:19For what?
01:03:20Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22Estelle!
01:03:23Look!
01:03:24Danielle!
01:03:25If I can do what I've done, you can do anything.
01:03:28I wish I had the confidence you have.
01:03:30Don't ever wish that.
01:03:31Why?
01:03:32You know exactly who you are.
01:03:35You don't know who I am.
01:03:37Danielle!
01:03:39Before I came to East Highland!
01:03:45You get good distance with the skinny ones.
01:03:48Danielle, are you okay?
01:03:50It's just it.
01:03:52I'm not.
01:03:53Hermano!
01:03:58They killed Paco!
01:04:00Paco?
01:04:01Paco!
01:04:03Ah, Paco!
01:04:07Amigo grande!
01:04:08Si!
01:04:09Las arañas!
01:04:12Negras!
01:04:16Like spiders!
01:04:29Hey.
01:04:32Danielle, you see this tattoo?
01:04:35I don't need to hear it.
01:04:39There's some things about me that I need to tell you, and you're not gonna like it.
01:04:43Gil, it doesn't matter.
01:04:44I mean, anything you did in your past, I don't need to know.
01:04:47Let's just think about it now.
01:04:52But I'm really dizzy.
01:04:55So am I.
01:04:58She's going to college, punk.
01:05:00Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her.
01:05:03Well, that's a buzz kill.
01:05:05Night of stealth.
01:05:06So, you ready for state finals tomorrow?
01:05:08Hey, all I do is ride a horse.
01:05:10Yeah, well, I'm worried.
01:05:11Those drillers can be brutal.
01:05:13The drillers?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:16Rocky Creek High.
01:05:17You know where it is?
01:05:18I do.
01:05:21Um...
01:05:21Look, Danielle, I can't go to that game.
01:05:25I hate that school.
01:05:26Wait a minute.
01:05:27How can you not come?
01:05:30It's complicated.
01:05:32Look, I hate that school, too.
01:05:33But if you don't show up, nobody will.
01:05:35Please don't fail now.
01:05:40Let's welcome...
01:05:41Our off to the beach.
01:05:42Yeah!
01:05:43Yeah!
01:05:43Yeah!
01:05:44The Rocky Creek Killers!
01:05:47And the huts from East Highland High,
01:05:51the Highlanders.
01:05:55I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't going to show up.
01:06:11She looks young.
01:06:14We can still see them.
01:06:15They haveemiah ballingo,
01:06:17should have fallen in the air.
01:06:30Ha!
01:06:33B, too!
01:06:34S습니까?олет
01:06:51What's going on?
01:07:35What a miraculous momentous occasion in Highlander history.
01:07:41History sports fans, with just eight ticks left on the clock, the score is tied, 24-all.
01:07:47The Drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line, and there's only time for one last play.
01:07:53If the Highlanders can stop the Drillers, we're looking at overtime!
01:08:00Who's that little dude?
01:08:12This is the biggest game for Texas 5A football since back in 93, when Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:25Arcee! Arcee! Arcee!
01:08:28Come on, Highland!
01:08:32Highland! Highland! Highland!
01:08:36Highland! Highland!
01:08:37You really understand what's going on here?
01:08:39Your team isn't killing us, your fans are!
01:08:43Get your hands in the game and let's concentrate!
01:08:46Okay, man, we got a split left, quick toss, 29 on one-on-one, Duncan gets the ball.
01:08:52No way, asshole, not Duncan!
01:08:54My team, my game, my championship, my ball!
01:08:57Just do your job, and I'll do the Reds!
01:09:04Watch the bat, watch the bat!
01:09:06Reds, 71, down!
01:09:08Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Yeah!
01:09:14Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek!
01:09:17Woo!
01:09:19Rocky!
01:09:22Get out of here! Rocky Creek!
01:09:26Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:45Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:45Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:47Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:47Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:48Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense
01:09:56Let's get in, Bowser!
01:09:58No!
01:10:05No!
01:10:21This wins!
01:10:26Go Hailey!
01:10:40This is for you, son.
01:10:48Go Hailey!
01:10:56No!
01:11:01What is that?
01:11:02Go Hailey!
01:11:06Go Hailey!
01:11:20Go Hailey!
01:11:34Go Hailey!
01:11:38Go Hailey!
01:11:45Hi!
01:11:47You dipshit!
01:11:50How you doing, buddy?
01:11:52How's it going, Barkley?
01:11:54Who is this guy, Gil?
01:11:55Just an old friend.
01:11:57Well, any friend of Gil's is a friend of mine.
01:11:59I'm Travis.
01:12:00I'm Lonnie.
01:12:00I'm Pete.
01:12:01Ed Liggett, Cuba.
01:12:02How you doing, man?
01:12:07You're better now.
01:12:09Hey, what is wrong with you, man?
01:12:10So I tossed a freak.
01:12:11Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here.
01:12:14What do you want?
01:12:15You stole my state championship, asshole!
01:12:18Again, let me remind you.
01:12:20If you must talk like that, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:12:23Oh, I'm leaving.
01:12:24As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader.
01:12:26Oh, we know he was in prison.
01:12:27Will you forgive him?
01:12:28Prison?
01:12:29Are you shitting me?
01:12:30All right, buddy boy.
01:12:32That doesn't fly around.
01:12:35Okay, you guys, back it up.
01:12:39This is my fight.
01:12:41Oh, baby, come on.
01:12:43Make my day.
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:49I'm gonna go roll you on your ass!
01:12:52Get kicked!
01:12:54And then...
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:11Wow.
01:13:14I wanna know what you know.
01:13:25Diz, somebody spread the word about our band.
01:13:27Hello, I think that was us.
01:13:29But half of Rocky Creek is out there.
01:13:31What?
01:13:31How did they hear?
01:13:32Hey, guys.
01:13:33Check this out.
01:13:34Freed?
01:13:35What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:37There's a cafeteria menu on the other side.
01:13:39Hey, anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:42Excuse me, ladies.
01:13:43Hello.
01:13:46Who did that?
01:13:47A fat ass!
01:13:48Quiet, though.
01:13:49Uh, hi.
01:13:50Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship.
01:14:03Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
01:14:06Suburban funk!
01:14:26I think they're Buddhists.
01:14:37Hey, do it now
01:14:43Yeah, hey
01:14:48Once I was a boogie singer
01:14:53Playing in a rock and roll band
01:14:57I never had no problems, no
01:15:01Burning down the one night stand
01:15:06And I decided quickly, yes I did
01:15:10To disco down and check out the show
01:15:14And they were dancing and singing
01:15:16And moving to the grooving
01:15:19And just when it hit me
01:15:21Somebody turned around and shouted
01:15:23Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:27Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:32Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:36Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
01:15:43Ladies and gentlemen, Creed
01:15:49Will not be here tonight
01:15:51Repeat, will not be here tonight
01:15:53And drop curtain
01:15:57Q
01:15:59Mrs. Whitman, it's my, um, my, it's mine now
01:16:05Yo, East Highland, you know Gil Harris
01:16:13Hey, Rocky Creek, you're on the Diz Harrison
01:16:17Guess what, folks, Gil and Diz are the same guy
01:16:25He made fools of all of you
01:16:27You don't believe me, ask him yourself
01:16:30Maybe for once he'll tell the truth
01:16:35Hey, hey, hey
01:16:36It's alright
01:16:38I can handle this
01:16:41Um
01:16:43Look, I can explain
01:16:57Let the brother speak
01:16:58Luther
01:16:59It's not just Luther
01:17:01Spiders
01:17:01You play my kind of music
01:17:08Hey, Ray
01:17:09Out of the way, Ray
01:17:10I've been in a pen quite a while
01:17:13Everything you saw
01:17:14On that screen
01:17:16Was completely
01:17:18True
01:17:22They're right
01:17:23I'm a liar
01:17:25I don't know what I was thinking
01:17:27Well, actually
01:17:28I do know what I was thinking
01:17:30I was trying to become
01:17:32Something more than just a blip on the radar screen
01:17:36So I made someone up
01:17:38Someone I thought you'd all like
01:17:43And all because
01:17:45I cared more
01:17:46About what other people thought of me
01:17:48Than about what I thought of me
01:17:51But I'd be willing to bet
01:17:52I'm not the only person here tonight
01:17:54Who's ever let that happen
01:18:00Broke dick
01:18:01Broke dick
01:18:02Broke dick
01:18:13There it comes
01:18:13Scoop up your friend
01:18:26anybody got a staple gun
01:18:30who's the bitch now
01:18:32it is oh my god you're bleeding
01:18:35but it was the crowd out there
01:18:37they're animals
01:18:38no animals are kinder they don't
01:18:41boo when they're killing something
01:18:44ow ow
01:18:48fizz you are amazing
01:18:56what is that for
01:18:57can't i appreciate you
01:19:01you're scaring me what's going on here
01:19:04you've inspired me
01:19:05i have to do something that i've been
01:19:08wanting to do for the longest time
01:19:09i have to let somebody know how i feel
01:19:11about it
01:19:13um you know nora i like you
01:19:22better than playstation 2
01:19:25now it is
01:19:28y'all guess it's me and you man and us
01:19:32and me
01:19:40would you two get a room
01:19:42i'm sorry
01:19:44i don't even know what to call you
01:19:47broke dick seems to be popular
01:19:48you're the biggest liar i've ever met
01:19:53you're right i'm a liar
01:20:00you know they called me dan the man
01:20:03what
01:20:03yeah of course that was before i lost the braces and grew my boobs and then i became danielle
01:20:08the body and i dropped all the friends and i dropped all the friends i ever had because they looked
01:20:12like the old me and uh they're selfish and mean but you know i just wanted so badly to fit
01:20:19in
01:20:22i've been there
01:20:24do you even ride the motorcycle
01:20:28yeah actually i do but it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me
01:20:35so what do we do now don't ask me the last plan i had grew up pretty badly
01:20:41yeah no kidding
01:20:46you don't go to chile
01:21:07so you see
01:21:09i saved his narrow behind
01:21:12and he got to kiss the girl
01:21:14i hope that inspires you
01:21:17it has
01:21:18it's taught me a lot
01:21:20it's easy for a man like myself to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman
01:21:29my fault
01:21:29i talk too much
01:21:31man it really did burn me
01:21:40oh god
01:21:41that one cliffy dude
01:21:57and that's why i want to use you
01:22:12no no way ma'am
01:22:13can we do that again because you couldn't understand what the f*** i said
01:22:20i'm sorry that sucks
01:22:24and here it goes
01:22:26i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
01:22:30i'm just a kid and i know that it's not fair
01:22:34no way ma'am
01:22:36look at that
01:22:49oh f***
01:22:50oh god i blew the line i can't
01:22:53check me out bat league
01:22:57cut cut
01:23:01you know what i need
01:23:02i need three gallons of mineral water
01:23:04i need about 16 martini olives
01:23:06and i need enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's entire body
01:23:11you got that
01:23:15who's the b***h now
01:23:18hey man you got a smoke man
01:23:28how you doing
01:23:31better now
01:23:33okay cut
01:23:36who's the b***h now
01:24:14you don't know me do you
01:24:15no
01:24:16but i bet you recognize me when i start to bring it to you
01:24:18i ain't from around here
01:24:19and this ain't what i'm just a little different out here
01:24:22that's probably why they watch me
01:24:24don't worry when i finish with them i'm gonna make them jock me
01:24:26you can't hold me can't stop me
01:24:27you know you can't cry me cause i'm swinging like my kid
01:24:30you get snapped off two feet
01:24:31the girls gossip about me calling me new me
01:24:33what's wrong with this lady
01:24:35but if you really wanna grab hold me baby
01:24:37she say oh no
01:24:39until i show the test she say oh no
01:24:41don't knock until you try
01:24:42the next thing you know i'll be knocking out your side
01:24:44that ain't hard for the new guy
01:24:46you didn't think i was gonna hit him
01:24:47get up on this
01:24:49watch me
01:24:50get up on this
01:24:52with your bad self
01:24:54get up on this
01:24:57watch me
01:24:58pick up on this
01:25:00with your bad self
01:25:23clean up your act and change your clothes
01:25:25if you get it together i don't want to see you no more
01:25:27don't come around here
01:25:28unless you're doing what i'm doing
01:25:30get the man right
01:25:30yeah
01:25:31you can practice till you get tight
01:25:32you can stand from the mirror all night
01:25:34can't get right
01:25:35tell me what's wrong with you
01:25:36wouldn't have no soul
01:25:37i brought an afro cone to you
01:25:38i'm about to teach you how to talk
01:25:40gotta move your legs
01:25:41for you just to show you how to walk
01:25:42dip a little bit and move your neck
01:25:44cause you probably couldn't get the rhythm in the neck
01:25:46you all be with no time
01:25:47can't sing can't dance can't jump
01:25:49cause you're all balanced
01:25:50gotta listen to the groove
01:25:51that's if you ever call yourself
01:25:52get up on this
01:25:54watch me
01:25:56pick up on this
01:25:58with your bad self
01:26:00get up on this
01:26:02watch me
01:26:03pick up on this
01:26:05with your bad self
01:26:18pick up on this
01:26:46you know who rapped
01:26:46i'm full of singles
01:26:47we're ready to play
01:26:48kids sing my jingles
01:26:49your mama tell them
01:26:50don't talk to strangers
01:26:51when the video come on
01:26:52they let them sing
01:26:52danger
01:26:53they go outside
01:26:54and shake it fast
01:26:54just make sure you don't break it
01:26:57rhyming and shining behind the beat
01:26:58so if you hear them cursing
01:26:59don't blame it on me
01:27:00stand on stage looking good
01:27:01and like
01:27:02a young black rapper
01:27:03i do alright
01:27:03and you can feel it
01:27:05cause i'm kicking his songs
01:27:06and when i'm on the mic
01:27:06i can't do no wrong
01:27:07i break them off
01:27:08i do my thing
01:27:09trendsetter cutting up
01:27:10ain't nothing gonna change
01:27:11i tear down the dead speck
01:27:13me too
01:27:13and i don't pay my dudes
01:27:14i wish i would
01:27:14come on this
01:27:16watch list
01:27:17pick up on this
01:27:19with your bad self
01:27:21get up on this
01:27:24watch list
01:27:25pick up on this
01:27:27with your bad self
01:27:29with your bad self
01:28:06Get up on this
01:28:08Watch me, pick up on this
01:28:11With your bad self, get up on this
01:28:15Watch me, pick up on this
01:28:19Your bad self, get up on this
01:28:23Watch me, pick up on this
01:28:26Your bad self, get up on this
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