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02:00This is curious. Subject's left foot is missing. It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle.
02:12Have you seen a left foot anywhere?
02:14Calm down. Who's coming?
02:46Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doug.
02:47The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot. Best guess, they use a surgical sore. The final
02:53autopsy report is still pending.
02:55The minute you're done, send it straight to my desk. Media blackout on the toes.
03:00Sure thing, Sheriff.
03:03Been a busy couple of weeks, huh? At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day.
03:09Happy retirement, Doc.
03:10I'm going to surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise.
03:15Excited to trade rib shears for my ties.
03:21See yourself after. I'll lock up.
03:44I don't remember this one coming in.
03:48Full rigor. You've been dead a while. I guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you
03:53open.
04:09Five more minutes.
04:10I was just getting comfortable.
04:34I was just getting comfortable.
04:40I was just getting comfortable.
04:40I'm going to get this in mind.
04:42Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
04:45Is this why you snuck out last night?
04:47Thing and I may have made an unsanctioned trip to the county morgue to copy the files of the monster's
04:50victims.
04:51Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement and I don't even know where to begin.
04:56I need to get inside its head.
04:58Discover any patterns or anomalies.
05:00I've already made a big discovery.
05:03Turns out, all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed.
05:08The first one a kidney. The second one a finger.
05:11Once I... I don't really feel like...
05:12The third one a gallbladder.
05:14And the bearded man from the meeting house.
05:16Two toes.
05:17Do you understand what this means?
05:18His murders aren't mindless.
05:20He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer.
05:22It's quite impressive, actually.
05:29That's your smelling salts.
05:31Again.
05:35While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar,
05:40many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery or deception.
05:50I tweaked my back fencing.
05:52The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect,
05:57luring the males in.
05:59Now, once the plant is pollinated,
06:02what do the male insects get in exchange?
06:05Nada.
06:06Just like all the guys at the Raven.
06:09Okay, okay.
06:10I know you're all excited about Saturday,
06:12which is why I haven't assigned any homework.
06:15But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
06:18Anyone interested, come and see me. Up here.
06:21What, you're not gonna volunteer?
06:23Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch?
06:26There's even a DJ. MC bloodsuckers.
06:29I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
06:33I'd probably do that anyway.
06:35Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.
06:57We need to do this.
06:59Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing.
07:03He's hiding something.
07:29I suppose every artist needs a muse?
07:37Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.
07:52Wednesday.
07:54Xavier.
07:55Hello.
07:57What are you doing?
07:58Nothing.
08:00I just saw you come out this way.
08:02What is this place?
08:03It's kind of my private art studio.
08:08I cleared it out and fixed it up so Williams let me use it.
08:10How very entrepreneurial.
08:11I would love to see inside.
08:13Why don't you give me a tour?
08:16Not right now. It's a total mess.
08:18I started a crime scene photographer last summer.
08:21I'm not easily phased.
08:22Maybe another time.
08:24Why were you looking for me?
08:26I wanted to go over Miss Thornhill's homework assignment.
08:31She didn't give us homework.
08:34Remember?
08:36Why are you really out here?
08:39Is this about a certain dance that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes?
08:43Perhaps?
08:45I'm all ears.
08:48Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity.
08:52If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer,
08:57how could I refuse?
08:59Are you really going to make me ask?
09:00Oh, absolutely.
09:11Would you?
09:18Would you possibly consider going to the Raven dance with a certain...
09:28Would you go to the dance with me?
09:31Yes.
09:32Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you.
09:35I thought you'd never ask.
09:38Neither did I.
09:42Oh, my God!
09:43Wednesday, Adams is going to the Raven.
09:45My whole world is tilted.
09:47You know what you need now?
09:48A bullet to the head.
09:49A dress.
09:50I already have one.
09:52Not the one you showed up here in?
09:54That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
09:57Thing, back me up here.
10:00You need something that screams,
10:02first dates, stand back bitches, I have arrived!
10:05And I know just the place.
10:09What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
10:13Our first roomie shopping spree?
10:16The dance committee suggesting all white to match the theme, but that's not going to fly with us.
10:22Well, I have more pressing business than to worry about a stupid dress for a dance I don't even want
10:25to attend.
10:27But I thought we were bonding.
10:30I feel I'll only slow you down.
10:32You're a gazelle.
10:33I'm a wounded fawn.
10:35Cut me loose and go run with the pack.
10:38Are you sure?
10:50I'm going to see Gelbin.
10:52I'm not stopping.
11:01Hi, Wednesday.
11:04That dress will certainly turn some heads.
11:08Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?
11:10Those are souvenirs for my travels.
11:12It's how I step outside of my comfort zone.
11:15Speaking of which, are you going to the Raven this weekend?
11:19I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?
11:22I look forward to talking all about it at our next session.
11:34We both know that there is a monster out there.
11:36If we're going to stop it, I think it's time we both put our differences aside and began to work
11:40together.
11:41And this is your stake for me to deal you in?
11:49Sorry, you got to do better than that.
11:51But you got some nice detail though.
11:52I didn't draw it.
11:53Well, I need to know who did.
11:55Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.
11:58Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a high school kid?
12:03Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.
12:05Don't you want some eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
12:08Listen, Velma.
12:10Why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave the investigating to the professionals?
12:15What?
12:16Mayor Walker is on line two.
12:18Looking for an update.
12:20Hey, Adams.
12:22Let me see that sketch again.
12:29The person who drew this.
12:30Is that your suspect?
12:35You bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk.
12:40Yes, Mayor.
12:41Everything's going splendid.
12:47It's been horrible.
12:48It's actually cursing.
12:56Is it okay if I talk to Enid?
13:01Don't worry.
13:02I can handle him.
13:07Thanks.
13:09I'm...
13:10Lucas Walker.
13:11Mayor's son.
13:12Recently split from Jericho High's cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers.
13:14Kubernetes who really needs to rethink your spray tan.
13:17It's kind of scary.
13:19Ivan is for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok.
13:22Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt.
13:24Twice.
13:26Wednesday Adams is your roommate?
13:28Sure is.
13:29I know this isn't a random encounter.
13:32So why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker?
13:34You must want something.
13:36I got a friend who works at Hot Couture.
13:38She overheard you on the hunt for a date to the Raven.
13:42Maybe we can help each other out.
13:49Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.
13:51Nothing I can't handle.
13:53Your father is in particularly frustrating form today.
13:56Avoid.
13:57Yeah, welcome to my world.
13:59You guys had the Raven coming up this weekend, right?
14:02Who's all the buzz at the weather vane today?
14:04I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.
14:08So you're not going?
14:12Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.
14:16Sure, that happens, I guess.
14:19So who is it?
14:22Xavier.
14:25Got it.
14:27Hope you two have fun.
14:29I'm not sure why you're becoming upset.
14:31Yeah, that's kind of the problem.
14:33Call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.
14:36It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.
14:39Then let me spell it out.
14:42I thought we liked each other.
14:44But then you pull something like this and I have no idea where I stand.
14:48I mean, am I in the more than friend zone or just a pawn in some game you're playing?
14:54I'm just dealing with a lot right now.
14:56I need to prioritize.
15:02Thanks for clearing that up.
15:05I guess give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.
15:13Not one word.
15:17Not one word.
15:39I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.
15:44You've heard about it before?
15:46Rumors.
15:46Mr. Fitz banned me from bug hunting until further notice.
15:50Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie.
15:53Didn't match their hibernation schedule.
15:56Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you get this to your roomie?
16:01Putting a good word for me?
16:02I hear she's still a son's date for the Raven.
16:05Eugene.
16:06I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
16:10I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally sees me.
16:14And if she never does?
16:16She will.
16:17I'm playing the long game.
16:19My mom say people appreciate me when I'm older.
16:21I know they're probably just trying to make me feel better, but-
16:24Listen, people like me and you were different.
16:26We're original thinkers.
16:28Intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescents.
16:30We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
16:34So, you're not going to the Raven either?
16:39Actually, I am.
16:41What's Xavier?
16:43I see.
16:44It's not like I like Xavier.
16:47I just have ulterior motives.
16:49Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead right now to try and stop this thing.
16:57That circle.
16:58I think I know where that is.
17:00Show me.
17:05It's definitely a match.
17:06What were you doing out here?
17:08Collecting specimens.
17:10This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
17:13You think it's in there?
17:15Only one way to find out.
17:23Not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.
17:26I'm claustrophobic.
17:28If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
17:48This is definitely its lair.
17:52Are those...human?
17:55No, I think it's got a taste for venison.
18:03Check this out.
18:17Yahtzee.
18:20What is that?
18:22Concrete proof.
18:35Alright.
18:36I won't be long.
18:38Just need to find something to match against the Klaus team.
19:19What the hell are you doing?
19:21How do you know what the monster looks like?
19:24Or are these all just self portraits?
19:26Oh what, you think it's me?
19:28I saved your life.
19:29So did the monster.
19:30Or is that you the night Rowan was killed?
19:32You are so out of line right now.
19:33I'm just trying to uncover the truth.
19:35And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
19:40Yeah.
19:42This creature's been haunting my dreams for the past couple weeks.
19:45I try to block it out, but I can't, so I just...
19:48come in here and paint it.
19:50When I was painting this one, the Klaus reached out of the canvas and took a swipe at me.
19:54And that's how I got these scratches.
19:56I thought you were able to control your ability.
19:59Not when it comes to this thing.
20:00Maybe it's just your guilty conscience.
20:02Okay, I told you I'm not the monster, okay?
20:08So you just happened to draw pictures of it?
20:10Down to the location of its layer in the woods?
20:13Those are some pretty vivid dreams.
20:16You were in here.
20:18Before, when I caught you outside.
20:21That's the only reason you asked me to the Raven, isn't it?
20:25To try and cover.
20:29You are unbelievable.
20:31It's nothing personal.
20:31No, it never is with you, is it?
20:34I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday?
20:40Get out!
20:55Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind, but she keeps calling the mayor and she's BS
21:00-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place, so do a drive-by and make sure there's no
21:05squatters.
21:09That's the claw of the monster, and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
21:14He used it to dab scratches on his neck.
21:16Run the DNA test and see if they match.
21:19I'm sorry, do I work for you?
21:21You asked for concrete evidence.
21:23That's it.
21:24Where'd you get this?
21:25And who's the suspect?
21:27Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.
21:30I'm not playing games, Adams.
21:32Neither am I, Sheriff.
21:39Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please.
21:51Why so glum?
21:53Saw Eden at lunch, asked if she got my honey.
21:57It's not like I didn't warn you.
22:02You know, I figured since neither you nor I have a date to the dance...
22:05We should go together!
22:06What? No.
22:08I was going to suggest we stalk out the cave and identify the monster.
22:13Whoever it might be.
22:24So, I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.
22:26Can you tell her?
22:27What? No.
22:28No, you're gonna attack a person.
22:29I'm not gonna attack her with a picture now.
22:42Come here.
22:43No, no, no.
22:44I'm gonna come here.
22:45Because I'm gonna die!
22:45Well, I'm not gonna die!
22:45I'm gonna die!
22:46Thank you!
22:50I'm gonna die!
22:51They're just gonna die!
22:51I'm gonna die!
22:54I'm gonna die!
23:06It's a shame that I never felt again.
23:11Okay, promise it.
23:14You're the gorgeous woman.
23:16So gorgeous.
23:17Welcome to this year's Raven.
23:20Beautiful.
23:21What a nice top.
23:22Have a dance for me.
23:26Welcome to the Raven.
23:28Welcome to the Raven.
23:37Wow.
23:39Wow.
23:40Wow.
23:41Wow.
23:42Wow.
23:46Wow.
23:53here's to a night they'll never forget careful what you wish for you were a nevermore student
23:59once don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the raven all i remember
24:05is disappointment the boy i asked turned me down for another girl
24:13morticia frump in fact wednesday's mother
24:18i'll make sure nobody spikes the punch we can't afford a single mistake tonight
24:36i'm coming eugene
24:39hey did you happen to grab any extra batteries for the flash
24:45tyler
24:47i got your invite guessing you had dang drop it in the tip jar
24:53good guess yeah after our last conversation i wasn't sure if i'd even get to speak to you again
24:58but i mean your note was so genuine and sweet totally took me by surprise
25:07me too
25:11now that i'm here
25:13i'm glad i came
25:18you need a few minutes
25:21genuine and sweet
25:23how could you do this to me
25:36how'd you pay for it
25:41five-finger discount of course
25:47thing don't look
26:12wow you look unrecognizable ridiculous
26:18a classic example of female objectification for the male gaze
26:24amazing
26:26and i mean it wednesday you look beautiful
26:33eugene
26:34wednesday what's going on
26:39uh what happened to staking out the cave
26:47sure i get it guess i'll check out the woods myself
26:51don't go alone it's too dangerous stand down
26:57we'll go together tomorrow night understood
27:08staking out a cave
27:10a hammer never shines away from danger
27:27is that an abominable snowman
27:30my god
27:31you can't see that it's offensive
27:34the correct name is yeti
27:36sorry
27:37do we need to go here
27:38not anymore
27:39they've been extinct since the 1950s
27:42our science teacher miss thornhill chaired the dance committee this year
27:44she wanted the raven to feel relevant
27:46so our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event
27:49but in a fun way
27:50okay
27:51the theme of our last dance was hawaiian nights
27:53yeti teeny
27:54oh my god i'm so sorry let me fix that
28:04enid
28:07i thought that was you
28:10is that your date
28:12yes
28:13and he's having the best time
28:15with me
28:16we are both loving this dance
28:20together
28:23sweet
28:33does your mood have to do with a certain pigtail of goth girl
28:39she's not here
28:40we are
28:43you're right
28:43i'm sorry
28:45i do really like being here with you
28:46so i appreciate the last minute invitation
28:48so no more talking about Wednesday adams
28:51deal
28:56yo check it out
28:58i don't know
29:01Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon
29:08look at that's had a mom
29:12she's not gonna be happy
29:14Wednesday adams
29:15what a lovely surprise
29:17miss thornhill
29:19this is tyler galpin
29:22uh yeah double cap no foam
29:25two pumps of sugar free vanilla
29:27it's a small town
29:28it's hard to keep secrets
29:31i'm gonna go get us some drinks
29:45oh m g
29:46i love the look
29:48interesting choice of date though
29:51i could say the same
29:54it's not what it looks like
29:55good
29:56because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book
29:59lucas is trying to make his ex jealous
30:01i'm trying to make hx jealous
30:02it's a win-win
30:06Wednesday
30:07i come in peace
30:09that's a shame
30:09i brought my pocket base
30:13the medieval kind
30:24i can't believe you brought him
30:25why are you bringing this up
30:27it's like this dance weren't tedious enough
30:30because you don't know what he did to me
30:39enlighten me
30:45i'm so sorry about your pants
30:48are those the playoffs?
30:50who's winning?
30:50the penguins or the ducks?
30:51you follow pro hockey?
30:52lifelong sharks fan
30:53i grew up in a pack of older brothers
30:55it was like watch hockey
30:56or we'll go a tonglong on you
30:58you mean tonglong?
30:59from way of the dragon?
31:00only the best kung fu movie ever made?
31:02you are different
31:06you up for getting down?
31:08yeah
31:18Eugene Oettinger
31:202100 hours
31:22no movement at the cave
31:24no sign of the target
31:27although
31:29i just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper
31:41was it the thin mountain air
31:42or the yeti teenies that got to you?
31:46savior told me what you did last year
31:47hey you and your friends assaulted him
31:49and destroyed his mural on outreach day
31:59i guess that was inevitable
32:05i wish i could say that it was an accident
32:08or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds
32:10but i'd be lying
32:12and he could have made things a lot worse for me
32:15but he didn't
32:17why'd you do it?
32:19i could give you a million excuses
32:21but
32:23the truth is
32:24i'm still trying to figure that out
32:27and i got
32:28sent away to this boot camp
32:30and realized that's not the version of myself
32:32i want to be
32:34a bitter townie
32:35that blames everyone else
32:36for the shitty hand he's been dealt
32:39look i did a terrible thing
32:41but i swear
32:41i'm not a terrible person
32:48did you think i was going to judge you
32:49over some lousy prank?
32:51i would have taken it further
32:52you mean like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?
32:56i may have done a little digging on you
32:58after we met
32:59i'd do it again
33:03i knew there was a reason i liked you
33:12i knew there was a reason i liked you
33:21and then the sun goes down and the moon comes up
33:28I turn into a teenage
33:31Gugger Muff
33:35Yeah, I cruise through the city
33:37And I roam the streets
33:42Looking for something that is nice to eat
33:48You better die
33:49When I show up
33:51The Gugger Muff
33:58I'm a nice head
34:00What's a looking for some kid
34:05Well, I play our body
34:07And the feet that head
34:12Yeah, I'll get you, baby, with a little love
34:18Cause I'm a teenage tiger
34:21And I'm a little girl
34:25You better die
34:27When I show up
34:29The Gugger Muff
34:32I'll be right back
34:46Yeah, the city is a jungle
34:48And I'm a beast
34:52Yeah, I want the most
34:55But I'll take a risk
34:59Cause I'm a Gugger Muff
35:01Tiger and a teenage beast
35:05Do me a favor
35:06You better die
35:07When I show up
35:09The Gugger Muff
35:11Take off your amulet and make me forget about it
35:15I can't believe you would ask me to do that
35:17You said no strings
35:20You broke up with me
35:21Because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song
35:24Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?
35:48Let's go
35:56Come on
35:56Come on, let's go
35:57Take it, take it, take it
35:58Confeiting it, confeiting it
35:59Let's go, come on
36:03Move
36:04I'll do it
36:05Move
36:07Guys, I was thinking
36:08That maybe this isn't such a good idea
36:09I don't want my dad to get any blowback or anything, you know
36:12Dude
36:12You're the whole reason we're even doing this
36:14To get revenge on those freaks for nuking crackstones fountain
36:17Yeah, don't tell me you've got us off like Tyler
36:19Come on, let's go, come on
36:31Eugene Odinger
36:332242 hours
36:33Potential suspect has arrived at location
36:45Oh my god
37:03Covern Fenty High heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer
37:08As my dear mother always says
37:11Fire tests gold
37:13Suffering tests a woman
37:17Speaking of suffering, where's your date?
37:20I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor
37:22We had a little tiff
37:24About you, actually
37:30You don't know what it's like
37:34Being beautiful and popular
37:35Never knowing people's true feelings
37:38If someone likes me, for me
37:42What about your amulet?
37:44It's not foolproof
37:45It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak
37:50That's why Xavier broke up with me
37:52He can never fully trust me
37:55The worst part is I can never trust his feelings either
38:00I never knew if they were real or not
38:06We're lucky
38:08Do you tell?
38:10You don't care what people think of you
38:18Honestly, I wish I cared a little more
38:48Levels
38:51It's time for the big fish
38:56Yo, yo, yo
38:57It's almost 11 o'clock aty
38:59So hollow that on the dance floor one last time
39:03For the reason
39:04It says never more
39:05When I got you next to me
39:07All night
39:09I'm riding with you
39:10I know you got my back
39:12And you're lying to you
39:13Come on
39:15Come on
39:16Come on
39:19Let's get physical
39:20Lights out
39:22Follow the night
39:23Baby, keep on dancing
39:25Like you ain't got a choice
39:26Come on
39:27Come on
39:29Come on
39:32Let's get physical
39:33Hold up
39:35Just a little time
39:36Come on
39:37Hold up
39:38Tell me if you're ready
39:40Come on
39:42Baby, keep on dancing
39:50Well, let's get sexual
39:59Look man
40:01You're coming
40:06Lord, let's get sexual
40:31Let's go, let's go, let's go.
40:35Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
40:54Let's go, let's go, let's go.
40:57Let's go, let's go.
40:58Let's go, let's go.
41:02Hello, Winston, are you okay?
41:05Eugene is in the woods.
41:07He's in danger.
41:08Come here.
41:18What the hell are you doing, man?
41:19I was just texting my dad.
41:20He's on his way.
41:20Have you seen Winston?
41:21I lost her.
41:22How should I know where she is?
41:23She's your date.
41:26Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
41:27Come on, get up, get up.
41:30You did this?
41:33I can't believe I fell for your crap.
41:36Heena, look, after a crackstone statue, I...
41:38I thought you were different.
41:41I thought you liked me.
41:44Wolf, ow.
41:45Wolf, ow.
41:46Wolf, ow.
41:47Wolf, ow.
41:48Wolf, ow, ow.
41:48Get away from her!
41:50Let's go, let's go.
41:55Are you okay?
41:58I didn't even want to go with him.
42:01I wanted to go with you.
42:03Slim, why didn't you ask me?
42:05Well, she blew me off the other night,
42:06and you never told me why.
42:10Look, I was too embarrassed to tell you,
42:12but I accidentally looked in the mirror
42:14and kind of stoned myself and my snakes.
42:22Well, we should, uh...
42:25We should probably take it slow, right?
42:28Totally agree.
42:47What?
43:00Huh?
43:02Huh?
43:03Huh?
43:07Yeah.
43:12Nothing.
43:14Huh?
43:15Huh?
43:15Eugene?
43:19Eugene?
43:29Eugene?
43:46Eugene!
43:48Wednesday!
43:50Over here!
44:04Eugene!
44:09Eugene!
44:24Oh, my God.
44:29Is he alive?
45:11Oh, my God.
45:15Oh, my God.
45:58Oh, my God.
46:42Oh, my God.
46:45Oh, my God.
47:31Oh, my God.
47:50Oh, my God.
48:20Oh, my God.
48:50Oh, my God.
48:57Oh, my God.
49:15Oh, my God.
49:15Oh, my God.
49:37Oh, my God.
49:38Oh, my God.
49:39Oh, my God.
49:39Oh, my God.
49:43Oh, my God.
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