00:06is it really cold in here well here why don't you wear this
00:13your letterman jacket yeah oh you said you were cold
00:20i did i am
00:29well later rooney
00:42do my crystal clear emerald green eyes deceive me or did diggy just give you his letterman jacket
00:53congratulations hey simmer down live i was just cold it doesn't mean anything it's so obvious he
01:00likes you maddie okay i know he likes me but you think he like like likes me i think i
01:06know but
01:06how do i like no no well he gave you his coat coat
01:15maybe he's just confused as to how you feel with all the snubs and the stuffs and the bam what's
01:21flying at him it's honestly amazing that he's stuck around this long
01:27just tell him you like him already i don't know this i think dicky and i are fine the way
01:33we are i
01:34mean you act like every time we see each other it's completely awkward hey rooney
01:43just uh forgot my wallet and my jacket so
01:56here you go thank you
02:01so what do you think you meant by stuff
02:17i'm up with the sunshine
02:19i'm up with the sunshine
02:20i'll lace up my heart's up
02:22slim dunk
02:23ready or not
02:25yeah show me what you got
02:27i'm under the spotlight
02:30i'll say you come on and follow
02:33you dance to your own beat i'll sing the melody when you say yeah
02:39i'll say no when you say stop
02:45all i wanna do is go go go
02:48you you the other half of me
02:51me the half of never
02:53me
02:54me
02:54the half of trust me
02:56baby
02:58you you the better half of me
03:01you you the better in stereo
03:16welcome from across the void of space
03:20to rocketry club
03:23rocketry club is for people with such diverse interests as building rockets
03:29launching rockets, and talking about rockets.
03:33Ooh, we also occasionally draw rockets
03:36we up to one day build, launch, and talk about.
03:40Fellow Rocketeers,
03:43I present to you
03:45the Viper X-T.
03:52Hey, Joey.
03:54Nice bottle rocket.
03:56Burn!
03:59The problem with Rocketry Club
04:02is my arch nemesis, Artie.
04:05Yeah, that's right.
04:07I have an arch nemesis.
04:09I'm kind of a big deal.
04:13Burn is on you, Artie.
04:16The Viper X-T solidifies my Rocketry Club dominance.
04:21You can call me
04:23the Rocket King.
04:27Oh, I believe the title of Rocket King
04:30is mine.
04:40Behold, the Falcon 500!
04:56Oh, check it, my homies.
04:59Your super cool mom
05:00just got the newest smartphone.
05:03Yep, just holding it makes me feel smart.
05:05Woo!
05:09Pretty strong flash on this baby.
05:11Maybe you boys could show me
05:13some of the more sophisticated APPs.
05:19Well, here's your first lesson,
05:21super cool mom.
05:24The homies pronounce it apps.
05:29Cool, you got face gab.
05:31That's a video chat.
05:32I use it with all my friends.
05:35Except Simon.
05:36He picks his nose,
05:37and I don't need to see that up close.
05:41Okay, here.
05:42I'll show you how to call, Liv.
05:43You, uh, click here,
05:45dial her number,
05:46hope she doesn't realize it's you,
05:48and decide not to answer.
05:52Hello?
05:53Oh, hey.
05:54Hello, Liv.
05:56It's Mom.
05:57Guess where I'm calling you from.
06:01I'm going to go with Kitchen.
06:04Because I can see you
06:05sitting in the kitchen.
06:06Hey, is that our hip-hop snow cone maker
06:10beside your bed?
06:12Um, what snow cone maker?
06:15What bed?
06:16Who are you?
06:20How dare they steal our snow cone maker?
06:24Let's go rescue the notorious S.N.O.
06:31Bad news from the exterminator, hon.
06:33We've got wood-eating powder-post beetles.
06:37Oh, my grandmother had those in her old house.
06:40I never saw that house.
06:42Exactly.
06:45They need a tent our place.
06:46We've got to pack up anything we don't want pesticide on
06:50and clear out for the weekend.
06:52Oh.
06:53I'm thinking a last-minute weekend getaway to Madison
06:57so we can swim, shop, play, shop, and shop.
07:02But, this has to be a secret.
07:05If Liv finds out we have bugs, she will freak out.
07:09Oh, Liv has an irrational fear of bugs.
07:13When she was little, I read her the first three pages
07:15of Charlotte's Web, and she passed out.
07:19Last week, Liv was in the shower.
07:21She saw a ladybug, and this happened.
07:26Turns out it wasn't a ladybug.
07:28It was a jelly bean.
07:30I never know what's in my hair until I rinse it out.
07:39Ooh, tangerine.
07:41So, I'm going to go on the Internet
07:43and make us a hotel reservation
07:46with my fab new phone.
07:48The future is now.
07:50Oh, I don't like the content.
07:55We saw the snow cone maker hand it over.
07:59You'll never find it.
08:01I found it!
08:06Lemon, coconut, strawberry, lime.
08:10You make a snow cone while I ride.
08:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, who wants a snow cone?
08:19And you wonder why we hid it from you.
08:26It's Mom's face-gabbing again.
08:28She probably doesn't even know if she called me.
08:31I'm kind of excited to get out of this house.
08:33I'm so ready for a change.
08:35Out of the house?
08:36Shh!
08:38And mute.
08:39Now we can hear them, but they can't hear us.
08:42What does ready for a change mean?
08:45Isn't it obvious?
08:46They want to get rid of you.
08:49It's such a pain to pack everything up
08:53and move out of the house.
08:55It sounds like they sold the house and were moving.
08:58Moving?
08:59Now that can't be right.
09:01Oh, I know the kids are going to complain
09:02about missing their friends,
09:04but they're going to love Madison.
09:06Madison?
09:08Madison's two hours from here
09:09that's a completely different school
09:11with no dickies in it.
09:15We have to be packed up and out of here
09:17by four o'clock tomorrow.
09:19Tomorrow?
09:21How could they not tell us we're moving?
09:25Wow.
09:27Tomorrow's our last day in Stephen's Point.
09:30Unacceptable.
09:31Mom?
09:32Dad?
09:32We heard you.
09:34What's that noise?
09:35It's your children?
09:37The ones you didn't consult about Madison?
09:40The phone was on.
09:43Stupid APPs.
09:45Guys, we thought you'd freak out less
09:49if we surprised you with the news.
09:51Well, we're freaking.
09:53You have to call this off.
09:55Sorry, everything's paid for.
09:57We just got a really sweet deal.
10:00This is an outrage.
10:03Pack your swimsuits.
10:04There's a pool.
10:06Ooh, game changer.
10:07I'm in.
10:14Wow.
10:16We are really moving.
10:19Yep, it's our last day here.
10:27What?
10:28It's somebody else's problem now.
10:32I wouldn't sit in that chair either.
10:38Well, I'm making today count.
10:41I'm going to take Hardy down
10:43and leave the school of the undisputed Rocket King.
10:47Way to go, Munch.
10:49You're an inspiration to no one.
10:53Okay.
10:54So, what are you doing with your last day?
10:58I've got a few loose ends to tie up.
11:01I've got a few loose ends to tie up.
11:01The less you know, the better.
11:05I might poop with the door open,
11:07but I still have my secrets.
11:10I stayed up all night building a brand new rocket.
11:15It's perfect.
11:17Right down to the decal of the aliens waving in the windows.
11:21Hi, guys.
11:24If I only have one day left here,
11:26I'm going to tell Diggy how I feel about him.
11:28I'm going to stare right into those beautiful brown eyes
11:32and say, Diggy, sup?
11:38Maybe I should write a note.
11:40For my last day,
11:42I'm going to convince Mom that I'm sick
11:44so I can stay behind and say goodbye to my childhood home.
11:50126.8.
11:53I'm lucky to be alive.
11:58And that's why you never floss in space.
12:03Think about it.
12:15Rocketeers,
12:16feast your eyes
12:18on my new rocket.
12:20The Arty is a warp bat.
12:26You can't call your rocket that.
12:29Well, I've made a lot of rockets already.
12:32Could you, uh,
12:33say the name out loud
12:34so I know which one you're talking about?
12:37Nice try.
12:38But do you take me for a fool?
12:41No.
12:42I take you for a warp bat.
12:46It's time we set up who the Rocket King is
12:48once and for all.
12:50Speak forth your challenge.
12:52I'm speaking forth, baby.
12:57The Falcon 500
12:59versus Arty is a wad bag
13:02in a hallway rocket chair race.
13:05I accept your challenge.
13:09Ah!
13:10Ah!
13:11Wait, when are we doing this again?
13:13I'm a little over-scheduled today.
13:15Like three?
13:16Does 3.30 work?
13:183.30 by the water fountain.
13:19Which one?
13:20The one with the gum or the one that works?
13:21The one that works, duh.
13:23Well, I didn't know.
13:23Well, now you do.
13:24It's fine.
13:25Challenge accepted.
13:29Goodbye, old house.
13:31We just barely got to know each other again
13:34and now we're torn apart.
13:36Will you comfort me, couch collector of afternoon dreams
13:40and loose change?
13:48Oh, face-gabbing again, Mom?
13:52Baby, it's Care Bear.
13:56I just saw you walk down the hall.
13:59Those new jeans are looking good.
14:02Mmm.
14:07And now I don't have to pretend to be sick.
14:12Oh, au revoir, stained glass window.
14:17You colored my world.
14:19I remember when I was scared.
14:27Harper, what are you doing?
14:29I'm filling in my tunnels.
14:33Okay, perhaps I should have been more specific.
14:36What?
14:39I've been digging an intricate network of tunnels around the house.
14:43At first, it was an escape from the monotony of everyday life.
14:46Then it became an actual escape in case stuff got real.
14:53You've got a serious party going on up there, don't you?
14:58Hey, thanks to these tunnels, I can get from my bedroom to the bathroom in three steps.
15:06Sometimes, every second counts.
15:16I decided I should write Diggy a note, but I wanted to do something memorable.
15:21And he left his basketball at my house, so I returned it.
15:25With the words,
15:26I like you,
15:27Maddie,
15:28written on it.
15:31What?
15:32That's the sweetest my dog Rooney gets.
15:37You've got to shower, guys.
15:39I'm sweating like a pig.
15:40See you later, all right?
15:48Oh, hey, Maddie,
15:49we're trying my basketball.
15:52Okay.
15:53She's reading it.
15:58Oh, man,
15:59she got it all dirty.
16:06What's up, Diggy?
16:08Oh, hey, Rooney.
16:11So,
16:12I, uh,
16:13returned your basketball.
16:14Did you see what was on it?
16:16Oh, that?
16:17Who cares?
16:22What?
16:23Yeah, whatever.
16:24It's not a big deal.
16:27Not a big deal?
16:30To me,
16:30this was, like,
16:31the biggest deal ever.
16:33Yeah, you know what?
16:36This was a mistake.
16:41Wow.
16:41What was that all about?
16:45Yeah, I'm talking to myself in the hall.
16:47Baffling girl moment.
16:48Move on.
17:00All right.
17:02Once around the hall,
17:04winner is declared,
17:05now and forever,
17:07the Rocket King.
17:09Holla!
17:10Holla!
17:12And the loser is declared,
17:14Joey.
17:15Burn!
17:17Hey, how about we make things even more interesting?
17:21Let's say the winner gets to publicly humiliate the loser for an entire week.
17:29Joke's on him, because win or lose, next week I'll be in Madison.
17:34Future burn!
17:37Yeah, he'll feel that one tomorrow.
17:41Get ready to eat my exhaust.
17:44You'll never catch the falcon.
17:47No!
17:51You'll never catch the wad bag.
17:54Wee-yaw!
17:55Wee-yaw!
17:58That's the sound a wad bag makes.
18:00Wait.
18:02You already knew that.
18:14Why is everyone in your family acting so weird today?
18:18The runes are moving to Madison tonight.
18:21Moving?
18:22What?
18:23Yeah, I know.
18:24I took it pretty hard myself.
18:26But you have to embrace it, Biggie.
18:29After all, if nothing ever changed,
18:31there would be no butterflies.
18:35Yeah, I'll miss you too, buddy.
18:41Let's light this candle.
18:43Let's light this candle.
19:23As I looked at my fellow Rocketeers, I realized,
19:27if I became Rocket King and left the next day,
19:32who would lead them?
19:34They had to let Artie win.
19:36He was my nemesis,
19:38but he was also the club's best hope.
19:52Losing the race bruised my pride.
19:55Smashing into the stairs bruised my shoulder,
19:58my knees,
20:01and my kidney.
20:12I won!
20:14I am the Rocket King!
20:18Woo!
20:19Thinkin' well,
20:21Wadback.
20:22Thinkin' well.
20:25Woo!
20:26Woo!
20:26Yeah!
20:32Rooney!
20:35Were you just gonna move away without saying goodbye?
20:38Well, I was gonna tell you,
20:40but then I got really hurt when you blew me off
20:42after reading my note.
20:44What note?
20:45The one that I wrote on the basketball,
20:48like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt,
20:51like one did.
20:55I must have smudged it
20:57with my basketball pig sweat.
21:01What did it say?
21:06I like you, Diggy.
21:11I like you too, Maddie.
21:15Coming through, people!
21:17The tunnel stone fills themselves!
21:23Ignore him.
21:24Stay for us.
21:25Okay.
21:27If you're moving,
21:29I want you to have this.
21:32And
21:32not because you're cold,
21:36but because
21:38this means something to me.
21:41Like you do.
21:52Diggy!
21:57I knew you'd come by.
22:00Didn't let your best pal leave town
22:02without saying goodbye, huh?
22:09I really liked you, man.
22:12I knew you'd come by.
22:16I knew you'd come by.
22:19I knew you'd come by.
22:21I knew you'd come by.
22:21The door jammer mom and dad marked our heights.
22:24I was always an eighth of an inch taller than Maddie.
22:27Not that it matters,
22:29but it does.
22:33Listen up!
22:34We have some big news!
22:38Maddie and Diggy are officially in like with each other.
22:42My wife!
22:43My wife!
22:43The birth of Miggy!
22:46Yeah, don't do that.
22:48Oh, I kind of like it.
22:50I hate it.
22:54I'm so glad you guys are finally together.
22:59This is too much.
23:01I mean, we can't leave.
23:02Our entire lives are here.
23:04I don't care what mom and dad say.
23:07I am staging a live-in.
23:11Pause with me!
23:17Hey, kids!
23:23So I see you guys have packed.
23:27We are not letting you sell the house and move us to Madison.
23:31Sell the house?
23:32Where on earth did you get that idea?
23:35From when you face-gabbed us.
23:37We heard your whole devious plan.
23:40Yeah!
23:40And I heard you talking about dad's new pants.
23:44Mm-mm!
23:44Gross!
23:48First of all, when your father looks even remotely fashionable, I have to encourage that.
23:56It's true.
23:57It's like training a SEAL.
24:01And second of all, I don't know what you think you heard on face-gab, but we are not moving
24:07to Madison.
24:07We're just going there for the weekend.
24:11You mean I filled in my tunnels for nothing?
24:15Tunnels?
24:18Stuff just got real.
24:26Wait.
24:28You're saying I have to go to school with Artie on Monday?
24:35I will be upstairs packing for Madison.
24:38And crying.
24:40Mostly crying.
24:44Why are you keeping this trip such a secret?
24:48All right.
24:49Might as well come clean.
24:52Exterminators are tenting our house.
24:54We're infested.
24:55With beetles.
24:57Bugs?
24:58Bugs?
25:05Wait.
25:06You can't exterminate the beetles.
25:07They help me dig.
25:09I spent forever breeding those suckers.
25:13This whole thing is your fault?
25:16Don't blame me.
25:18Blame the beetles.
25:19You know what?
25:19I'm going to go have a word with them.
25:22Get out of that hole right now.
25:27We need to talk, young man.
25:30We know you're in there.
25:34I'm going in.
25:41Wow.
25:45So, looks like you're staying.
25:51You've said some things.
25:54I'm sure you did.
25:56I guess things are going to be different from now on.
26:00Yeah, I guess.
26:04So, what's up?
26:08Stuff.
26:10And what?
26:19How'd I get here?
26:24Dummy Rooney!
26:26As loser of the great rocket chair race,
26:29let the public shaming begin.
26:47You have to wear this all week.
26:49So, remember to keep it clean, Rooney.
26:56Oops!
26:57Chocolate burn!
27:04Well, no shame and free pudding.
27:19Tunnel number one reopened.
27:29Bye.
27:29Bye.
27:29Bye.
27:29Bye.
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