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The Boys S05E03 (2026)
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00:20The End
00:21It looks like a 12-year-old CRM.
00:23Yes, the commander will ask you.
00:25Over here.
00:31I don't know.
01:05I don't know.
01:32I don't know.
01:33I have family.
01:35I love you, Major Dragons.
01:37Please.
01:38I'm sorry.
01:39No one can know I was here.
01:45Soldier Boy.
01:47America's first hero.
01:49Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:52Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:55Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:00But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:05And America deserves the truth.
02:08Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:13traitors in Ukraine.
02:14Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:17We're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trance bathrooms.
02:20We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:23And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:31It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:48My boy!
02:50My poor, sweet boy!
02:55I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father!
03:01BUGGER Center Austin!
03:04Let's世界 League!
03:1640 years out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
03:20Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:23People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:28Believe that?
03:34Come on.
03:35I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
03:38I wouldn't have.
03:39Swear to God.
03:41Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:42So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:48Gentlemen, lab results are in.
03:51Lab results.
03:56How?
03:58We were there.
03:58They all got infected.
03:59We watched them die.
04:01How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
04:04Oh, no.
04:05Oh, no.
04:12He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:14Shit.
04:14V1?
04:15What is V1?
04:17Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:21V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:24Highly unstable.
04:25Only worked on a handful of early supes.
04:28You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:33Who is Stormfront?
04:34Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:35I think you know where's Liberty?
04:38Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:41And is likely why your generation of supes doesn't age.
04:43This is a modern compound V molecule.
04:48This is the virus.
04:50Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
04:55It looks like this.
04:58Nothing for the virus to bind to.
04:59You might have told her set before we tested it.
05:01V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:05We all did.
05:06Now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:20Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:21Does this...
05:22Does this mean that...
05:23I'm his son.
05:25Am I immune too?
05:26No.
05:27Your embryo was shot up with plain old God and Variety V.
05:30Like me, like every other suit.
05:31But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:34I'm immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
05:37Bring me some.
05:37I can't.
05:38Why not?
05:39Vought destroyed every vial.
05:40There's none left.
05:41The vial still exists somewhere, I suppose.
05:44Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
05:46We need to get to it before Homelander does.
05:48How?
05:49I'm sure he knows all this already.
05:51We're fucked.
05:51Good point, love.
05:52We hit him with the virus today, while it still works.
05:56That wasn't at all my point.
05:58Which is right.
05:59See?
06:00It's the smart play.
06:01We draw him out and hit him today.
06:03Okay, how are you going to get it in front of him?
06:06Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days, which means he's probably scared
06:10of getting infected.
06:11And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over,
06:14right?
06:15So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
06:19We don't really have a choice.
06:21I know where to start.
06:26Wow.
06:27Thank God that stuff's in here.
06:29Saved you.
06:30I guess all's well today, well...
06:31You know what?
06:31Fuck you.
06:32You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:34You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:37No, no, I did not.
06:39What I wanted...
06:39Well, joke's on you, asshole.
06:41Because I'm going to live.
06:42And you'll die.
06:44If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
06:46And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag, I'll be running
06:50in the seven, should not Sherry Lewis's tits.
06:56Look at you.
06:59Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:03You're pathetic.
07:05You're nothing at all.
07:14Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
07:16We don't have a choice.
07:26You know what this means, right?
07:28If we do get this fee, Warren, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:31I mean, if it made Soulja Boy mean to the virus, it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
07:34Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:36Like a poosh ball, but with dicks.
07:38It's very specific, but look.
07:40There's a chance.
07:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:46Zoe, take it easy.
07:47Put him away, kiddo.
07:49That won't be necessary.
07:51At least, not yet.
07:54Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
07:56I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
07:58Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:01She set this up, actually.
08:04Did she?
08:04Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:07You mean the first-generation V?
08:10Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:17You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:20But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:28Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:30And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:33But you're still working with him.
08:35We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:39And if he does, he lives forever.
08:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
08:45So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
08:56Follow me.
09:08After you.
09:290.1% torch the world, and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:36It smells near.
09:37You're right.
09:38It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the corner.
09:42It's V-Brow Mango Thunder Body Spray.
09:44Fuck!
09:45Everyone, this is Maverick.
09:47Translucent, son.
09:49Sup, player?
09:51Sup?
09:52Player?
09:53Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
09:55You sang at my dad's funeral.
09:57Maverick, hi.
09:58Um, what are you doing here?
10:00Don't you go to Godolken?
10:02Fuck that place.
10:03And fuck Vought.
10:04They're all a bunch of liars.
10:05They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:08Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:12It was Homelander.
10:14Homelander killed my dad.
10:19Wow.
10:20Homelander.
10:21Ugh.
10:22God.
10:23I...
10:23Fuck that.
10:24Fucking motherfucker.
10:25I've been saying it for years.
10:27This fucking...
10:28This...
10:29Fucking guy.
10:30Motherfucker.
10:30Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:34What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:36I believe the children are our future.
10:39Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
10:41Follow me.
10:42If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
10:47V1 was barbaric and unstable.
10:50Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
10:54He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
10:57Jesus.
10:59Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:04Why am I not surprised?
11:06By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:10security.
11:12Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
11:17sordid chapter in this company's history.
11:18And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:21Not that I've seen.
11:22You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:25This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:28If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:35Zoe?
11:37Zoe, wait.
11:39What happened to your mom was awful.
11:42Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
11:46I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
11:48I promise.
11:54Promise?
11:55You promised that we'd be safe.
11:57Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:01Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:06So go fuck yourself.
12:19Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better.
12:22You're a fucking disappointment.
12:25Disappointment.
12:25The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:28Deep down is a part of you that is still human.
12:31You pathetic.
12:32Weak.
12:33You're my greatest failure.
12:34You're nothing at all.
12:51I'm in love.
12:54I'm in love.
13:05I know everything. It's all falling apart.
13:08No. No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:12Yes, it's been foretold.
13:14You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true God with the love of the world.
13:24I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more love than Jesus?
13:31And why should he have more love than you?
13:34You save more people than he does.
13:38The one true God.
13:45How? How millions of people save me?
13:48Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
13:53Rip babies from their mother's wounds.
13:56Skin parents in front of their children.
14:00Rid the world of the wicked.
14:02Rid the non-believers.
14:06They'll call me a foster.
14:08The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:11And they will love you in their hearts.
14:14They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you.
14:18You have one last task, my love.
14:21Yes.
14:50You're late.
14:50Came as soon as you texted.
14:52It was kind of far.
14:53Where?
14:54Russia.
14:55Near the border, I think.
14:57Anybody see you?
14:59Uh, no.
15:02What's that?
15:09I caught myself shaving.
15:12Trust me, you don't need to shave.
15:19So your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:24Is Butcher in there?
15:26No.
15:27But they can lead us to him.
15:29We can find him and kill him.
15:31Kill Butcher?
15:34I don't think that's a good idea.
15:35You don't think we could?
15:36He's dangerous.
15:38Look what he did to your mom.
15:39That's the point.
15:41He's not worth it.
15:42Ryan.
15:42It's not worth you getting hurt.
15:46He'd kill you.
15:48So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
15:51So he...
15:51Forget it.
16:08You think I couldn't smell the Tanqueray in your breath?
16:13What the fuck?
16:14Well, well, well.
16:16Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:18Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
16:21I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:23And if I hadn't showed?
16:24I was planning to nick, so I text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
16:28But hey, fucking Christmas.
16:37Nice one.
16:39But I don't break easy no more.
16:42Not like Mallory.
16:43You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
16:45Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
16:49So he was right about you.
16:52Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
16:56You're good.
16:58But you won't.
16:58And why is that?
16:59Because we both love the same woman.
17:03And we both hate the same cunt.
17:08Look, mate.
17:09You can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:11But we both know.
17:13I ain't the bad guy here.
17:16No, really.
17:18I just need us to have a proper chat.
17:22That's all.
17:29Home leather.
17:30Up here.
17:31What are you...
17:34What in the fuck?
17:37Is that milk?
17:39Better.
17:39Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
17:42What, you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
17:44I want to give you another chance.
17:46You want to give me another chance?
17:48Yes.
17:49Help me find the V1.
17:50I'd rather fist myself with that hand full of racers.
17:53Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
17:56Well, there most certainly is.
17:59And I am going to find it.
18:02Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:03An angel told me.
18:06It's my destiny.
18:08Just when I thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:11Yes, yes.
18:12Make your jokes.
18:13You've been blessed with immortality.
18:16What have you done with it?
18:18Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:21You.
18:23You.
18:24Are a disappointment.
18:29You see.
18:33I am not going to waste my immortality.
18:35I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
18:38I'm asking you if you want to sit at the table because you're my father.
18:42But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
18:48You know, all I see is a freak.
18:50A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
18:55Try some just for men.
19:11What's Fort Harmony?
19:12I have no idea.
19:13It's all over these memos.
19:14What did they say?
19:16I don't know.
19:17The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:19You couldn't possibly.
19:20It's 1944.
19:21There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
19:25Give me an hour.
19:29The fuck is that?
19:43Hey.
19:44Sorry.
19:45Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
19:50That is, that is musky.
19:53My dad was in the first campaign.
19:55Vanish into freshness.
19:56It just smells like him, you know?
19:59I'm sorry about your dad.
20:01I, I, I lost mine, too.
20:04I'm sorry to hear that.
20:05It's just, it's crazy, right?
20:07Walk around one day feeling fine, and then, I don't know where the pain just hits you like
20:12a truck, like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:15You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:17Let me help.
20:18Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:20It's really dangerous.
20:22I don't care.
20:23He fucking killed my dad.
20:24It's the only thing I can think about.
20:25I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never going to make sense.
20:30And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
20:34Trust me.
20:35I know.
20:36What am I supposed to do?
20:38Honestly, just let go.
20:41Live your life.
20:42Be happy.
20:43Fall in love with someone.
20:45I do have a girlfriend.
20:46Really?
20:47Sloane.
20:49She's an alpaca.
20:53Cool, just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
20:58That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
21:00Yuri?
21:01Yeah.
21:02Can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:05Yeah.
21:09Stop.
21:15Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
21:19Butcher has a scanner, no?
21:20He does.
21:21Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
21:24Okay.
21:25Go with him.
21:26Sounds good.
21:27I've been watching pornography, and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
21:34I don't understand.
21:36All you do is get him on the blower, and tell him you want to see him.
21:40He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
21:45Why me?
21:46Because he won't leave the Fortress of Cunnitude for anyone else.
21:49So this is what you want to talk to me about?
21:51Killing my dad.
21:53Listen, mate.
21:54Is that all you think I'm good for?
21:55I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
21:57You're done with that.
21:58Homelander raped your mom.
22:00He's gonna burn everything down, and you are the only one who can stop him.
22:05Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:09But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:16I throw this virus at him.
22:18What'll happen to me?
22:22You'll die.
22:26I'll be close by.
22:27We'll go together.
22:30No.
22:33I ain't gonna lie here.
22:34This is not what your mom wanted.
22:39But it's the only way.
22:41And it will be justice.
22:46You're asking me to kill myself?
22:50You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
22:54But you would be the first.
22:56To save the world.
22:58Doing it.
23:10I'll fetch us a point.
23:20I mean, no wonder Folger boy's getting all this heat.
23:23It's a fucking Nepo daddy.
23:25Like, he's not even that good looking.
23:26Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
23:30Like, you shave his head.
23:31He's the gayest sailor at Fleet Week.
23:33Seriously, man.
23:34Thanks for letting me tag along.
23:36I need a win.
23:38Will you just tell me this?
23:40Homeowner really didn't want me to come along.
23:41He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
23:48Why'd he ask them?
23:55Keep that in self.
24:00So, like, what's your story?
24:03My story?
24:04Yeah.
24:05I was born on a sugar bush.
24:06Maple farm.
24:07One day when I was five, my parents died.
24:09In a tidal wave of molasses.
24:10Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the
24:13ways of the soil and the salts until Gerald.
24:16That's the oldest goose.
24:17Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
24:20And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
24:26Orson married us.
24:29And the rest is history.
24:35Will Leonard ask you to come along?
24:39Personally.
24:49Mereld, hein?
24:51Cybertrucks are the entourage of cars.
24:57A penny for your thoughts.
25:01Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
25:03You really think so?
25:05Would it give us more time?
25:12What would you want to do?
25:14We could travel.
25:16I can DJ in Berlin.
25:18Nothing to tie us down.
25:20Never in the same place twice.
25:27Do you want that for your kids?
25:29Of course not.
25:30Which is why I would never have any.
25:38It's, uh, you want children?
25:44Three.
25:45Two girls and a boy, a house by the water, and maybe a Bernaduble.
25:49Peace and quiet.
25:50After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
26:15I told her you were 30.
26:18Fuck the liver, fuck lace.
26:21Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
26:28Where'd you pick that up?
26:29Me old man.
26:31You too close?
26:32No, not really.
26:34He was a piss artist.
26:37Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
26:40Horses.
26:41And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
26:46And then later, laugh about it with his mates.
26:50Yeah, he was a right cunt.
26:51Where's he now?
26:52Bottom of the Thames.
26:54I put him there just the other day.
26:58I only wish I'd done it sooner, before he caused more.
27:04More damage.
27:10Butchard, do you think that I could ever, that I might turn into my dad?
27:19I don't know.
27:25My mom, and Grace, the others, all I do is just hurt people.
27:32I can't be around anyone.
27:40Without us, without Sucs, the world is a better, safer place.
27:55I'll do it.
28:07Following the mass arrests of suspected Starlighters, protesters have taken to the streets and clashed
28:12violently with superheroes and police alike.
28:15It's all so tediously predictable.
28:18Insurgency.
28:19Counter-insurgency.
28:20Liberation.
28:21Crackdown.
28:22Round and round she goes.
28:25Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
28:29Oh, hold on a second.
28:31I got something.
28:32Check that out.
28:33So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
28:37The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
28:42Why is that square blurry?
28:43That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
28:46Now, I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's.
28:48That's where Vaught was testing the V1.
28:50If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
29:00Where you followed?
29:00Hell no.
29:01Homelander's looking for the V1 just like we are.
29:03It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:05We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
29:07The door is munitions gray, ballistics resistant, same as a Norad bunker in Giant Mountain.
29:12It will hold.
29:14Better hope so.
29:23Oh, thank fuck.
29:24We're going to hold forever.
29:26So, we're trapped down here.
29:27What's the plan?
29:28Wait.
29:29Has anyone seen Zoe?
29:32Zoe?
29:35Zoe?
29:53Zoe?
29:53Yes.
29:57We're starting to die.
30:02We're starting to die.
30:05We're starting to die.
30:07They're starting to die.
30:12Lets go!
30:15We're just starting to die.
30:15We're starting to die.
30:39Dad?
30:41Dad?
30:44Sorry.
30:45Dad?
30:48Sorry.
30:50Oh my god, sorry.
30:53Oh my god.
31:20What did you do?
31:21Told me Zoe was dead.
31:24And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homeland.
31:27Fucking psycho.
31:29And you all went along with it.
31:33Come on, Zoe.
31:36I'm sorry, my boy.
31:38I cannot allow you to leave.
31:43Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
31:48No.
31:50Let them go.
31:51She tried to kill us both.
31:52She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
31:59Go.
32:18Zoe, pick up.
32:19Listen to me.
32:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
32:22It's not safe, you understand?
32:24Call me.
32:25Do we know when she left?
32:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
32:31Can we get out that way?
32:34That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
32:36Well, if that's the case, what are you packing?
32:43Whoa.
32:43Cool.
32:44I've been looking for those.
32:50Or Roblox.
32:53$500 a stick.
33:21You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
33:25And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
33:30I remember your father, you know.
33:34He was impressive.
33:36Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had Vaught.
33:38And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
33:44Damn fucking straight he did.
33:46But he couldn't win.
33:49It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
33:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
33:54You know that, right?
33:55Who?
33:56Vaught?
33:57Please.
33:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
33:59Or Homelander.
34:00More powerful than nature or life itself.
34:03It's profit and loss.
34:05Supply and demand.
34:06The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
34:10We're just cogs in a great machine.
34:14And we all have our part to play.
34:19Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
34:22When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
34:27Because corporations must still grow.
34:32Money must still be made.
34:34The machine must still be fed.
34:38That is the way of the world.
34:42Motherfucker.
34:45When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
34:49Like I said, we all have our part to play.
34:52Mm-hmm.
34:56If that day ever comes, I have a part to play too.
35:01And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
35:10Finally.
35:11Ha ha.
35:12Showtime.
35:13Hey kids, do you love America?
35:16And basic knife skills?
35:17Making s'mores?
35:18And marching?
35:19Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
35:21You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky
35:28starlighter rats.
35:30So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
35:33Sign up for the Homelander youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
35:39Sponsored by...
35:40Diet luncheons.
35:41Pre-matic paper porridge.
35:43Clear for first service.
35:45Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
35:48Listen.
35:49Uh, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
35:52It's out there.
35:53Oh.
35:54I know it.
35:55Uh, how many people do you want on?
35:58Everyone.
35:59It's all we do from now on.
36:01Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
36:07Vought, destroy the original formula. That could take years.
36:10Skip animal testing.
36:11You have camps for the criminals?
36:13Just start using them.
36:23This is wonderful.
36:30Well, hi, boss.
36:32What are you drinking?
36:42It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
36:46But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
36:49Homelander's father.
36:50Dang.
36:53The Glock, huh?
36:54Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
36:57Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
36:59This here's a 9mm.
37:01Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
37:06Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
37:08Battle proven all-American cult 1911.
37:12Chambered in .45 ACP.
37:16That'll blow your fucking panties off.
37:19Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified crop dealer.
37:25Think you mean an antique?
37:26I mean a classic.
37:29You want to give it a try?
37:31Now, some can't handle the kick.
37:33If something tells me, you'll do just fine.
37:40I'm having some fancy!
37:57I got hated to ya?
38:00I haven't fucked that hard since-
38:03Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
38:06I ain't got no idea who that is.
38:11Hey, why the hairless pussy?
38:14What?
38:14I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not going to get a fat face full of
38:18fur?
38:19What's that how a homelander likes you?
38:21Like a baby?
38:25More like a mother.
38:29But you two have fuck, right?
38:31Mm-mm.
38:34Damn.
38:35I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
38:40That's terrible.
38:42Who would do such a thing?
38:45You shouldn't say that about your son.
38:47Well, he thinks he's better than me.
38:48He doesn't.
38:51How do you know?
38:52I don't know much, but I can read people.
38:55And the way he looks at you?
38:57Shoot.
38:58I ain't never seen look at nobody like that.
39:06Oh, it's not exactly a compliment, though.
39:10He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
39:12And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
39:15Oof.
39:20Yeah.
39:22There's someone I want you to meet.
39:27Is this...
39:29It's hair.
39:31Well, my mom told me all about you.
39:33Hey, boy.
39:34Where's he been?
39:35Me, Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
39:37Does he still help everything?
39:39Gentleman of his age.
39:41Well, he does his best.
39:48Ryan?
39:50Kimiko?
39:51Wait, you can talk.
39:59Tell me.
40:00He's all gone.
40:02Where is Samir?
40:04We let him leave with Zoe.
40:06We're not all monsters, you fucking...
40:09monster.
40:14You touch her, I'll never make more.
40:17So back off.
40:31We're still going to go after Homelander, right?
40:33Not today, we're not.
40:34Then when?
40:36I don't know.
40:36A week.
40:37Maybe a month.
40:40We don't have a month.
40:41He's going to burn everything down like you said.
40:43Let's just go now.
40:46Not without the virus.
40:47But you said I was strong enough.
40:49You said I was the only one who could stop him.
40:51You said it was my destiny.
40:52I just said that so you'd get him out of the tower.
40:56Without the chum, you'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
41:00Ryan.
41:03Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
41:08Ryan.
41:09Ryan.
41:16All right, kid, this is a halothane grenade.
41:19What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
41:23Also, make sure you don't inhale or else you're going to knock yourself out too.
41:27Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
41:29Got it?
41:30Yeah, got it.
41:32Maverick.
41:34Be careful.
41:41Huey.
41:44Hey, you know, I'm sorry.
41:46It's just, he's a really good kid.
41:49I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
41:51Huey, come on.
41:53How many more people are we going to kill, and then their kids come after us?
41:57And then we kill them, and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
42:01Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
42:11What was that for?
42:12It's just, it's been a long time since I've been around someone who is actually trying to
42:19make things better instead of stopping them from getting worse.
42:24You think that the V1 can save us?
42:27Fuck yeah, I do.
42:29He's at the hatch.
42:32He's at the hatch.
43:01What the fuck is this?
43:03Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
43:05This stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
43:08Here, take him.
43:09Shit burns my nose.
43:10Maverick?
43:11Is that you, bro?
43:12You with Edgar?
43:13You were one of my dad's best friends.
43:15How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
43:17Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
43:20It was Butcher's crew.
43:22You know, that sus French student, Starlight's boyfriend.
43:25What's his name?
43:25I want to see.
43:26Howie?
43:26They blew him up, stuffed his body parts in a box, and dropped him in the East River.
43:30This was my own eyes.
43:32No cap on God, bro.
43:44Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
43:47Fuck.
43:52Fuck.
43:56Fuck.
44:00Fuck.
44:06They were just here.
44:19God damn it.
44:20Fuck.
44:21There's not enough power.
44:26Slithery motherfucker.
44:28Oh shit.
44:30I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
44:32Um, okay, we gotta go out front.
44:34Stick together.
44:38Yo!
44:39Nice work, BroboCop.
44:40Oh shit.
44:53Oh shit.
44:56Oh shit.
45:05Uh-oh.
45:08Oh shit.
45:15Sorry bro
45:17Don't hate the player, hate the game
45:57I'm not going to die
45:58I'm not going to die
45:59I'm not going to die
46:08Where's Huey?
46:09it was you wasn't it you killed my dad get the fuck off me where are you
46:17is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go you sick fuck you're right
46:21you're right it was me it was me i mean cold comfort but i i killed my dad too fucking
46:27psycho
46:27just wait just wait look with translucent someone murdered my girlfriend not your dad but still i
46:33was i was angry and scared and i i felt all this this hate and i'm sorry i shouldn't have
46:41done it
46:42it's not the answer it's the only answer motherfucker
46:49rhetoric stop i don't want to fight you
47:00what
47:05oh
47:13oh
47:14oh
47:16oh
47:17oh
47:18oh
47:18oh
47:20oh
47:48Is Maverick...
47:51She doesn't have her.
47:54It's okay.
47:56It's okay.
47:57It's okay.
48:00Everything's gonna be okay.
48:05I'm here.
48:27Dad?
48:30Ryan?
48:32Hey, you.
48:34I'm really glad you called.
48:35I knew you would.
48:37It's like a...
48:39miracle.
48:42Like the upgrade?
48:43Do you remember when you took me here?
48:46Pretended to care about me?
48:48I do care about yourself.
48:50I love you.
48:54I need to ask you for...
48:56My forgiveness?
48:58You already have it.
48:59Okay? Let me finish.
49:01I put too much pressure on you
49:03to fill my boots,
49:05and I realize now that,
49:08well,
49:10that was impossible.
49:13But,
49:13I do have some pretty exciting news.
49:16I am
49:18going to live forever now.
49:21I don't realize
49:22my own legacy.
49:24And you?
49:25You're off the hook.
49:27You can do
49:27whatever...
49:28Did you do it?
49:29Did you rape my mom?
49:31What?
49:32Of course not.
49:34Who told...
49:35Did William Butcher
49:36tell you that?
49:38Your mother and I...
49:40We had an affair.
49:42A consensual affair between the two adults.
49:44Your heart's racing.
49:45Yeah, because I'm shocked.
49:47And frankly,
49:48my heart's breaking a little bit
49:49that you could think I would do something like that.
49:56Ryan...
49:56Ryan, son.
50:02Ryan?
50:03I don't know where this is coming from,
50:04because...
50:05your mother...
50:06she came on to me.
50:10Ryan!
50:11Son?
50:13Ryan, buddy,
50:14look what came out of it.
50:15My son,
50:16a blessing!
50:17No!
50:37Ryan,
50:39look at what you made me do.
50:52It's okay.
50:56My sweet, sweet boy.
51:22Ryan!
51:34Okay, so the virus is gone.
51:36Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher
51:38went after Ryan.
51:40Probably getting lasered as we speak.
51:42And Homelander, Scott Edgar.
51:43If he wasn't already close to finding V1,
51:45he is now.
51:45We are so fucked.
51:46Like anal DP1 dude's thighs
51:48draped over another dude's
51:49both pumping away
51:49on some poor girl fucked.
51:50Hey, maybe...
51:51we lay off the porn.
51:54No.
51:55Okay, I do have some good news.
51:57We were able to make out
51:59some of the reductive texts.
52:01In 1963,
52:02a troop of Boy Scouts
52:04was found dead in the woods
52:05near this Fort Harmony.
52:07The ribcages of their tiny body
52:09ripped open.
52:14And this is good news?
52:16Oh yeah?
52:17The files are no longer reducted.
52:20Okay.
52:21Well, that's where we're headed.
52:44Annie?
52:45Wait!
52:46Wait!
52:47Wait!
52:47You could have died, Hughie!
52:48I'm okay!
52:49I'm here!
52:49But I think if that happened...
52:50I just...
52:51I wouldn't come back from that.
52:53This was easier when I was on my own.
52:55Annie.
52:55Well, in my time of dying
52:58Don't want nobody to mourn
53:02All I want for you to do
53:06Is take my body home
53:09Well, well, well
53:11So I can die easy
53:13Well, well, well
53:14Well, well, well
53:18So I can die easy
53:20Jesus is gonna make him a dying bitch
53:24Jesus is gonna make him a dying bitch
53:28All I want for you to do
53:32Is take my body home
53:34Well, well, well
53:36So I can die easy
53:38Well, well, well
53:42Well, well, well
53:44So I can die easy
53:46Jesus is gonna make him a dying bitch
53:57We have much to discuss
54:00Lord, in my time of dying
54:07Don't want nobody to cry
54:11All I want you to do
54:15Is take me when I die
54:17I can die
54:18I can die
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