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00:03hey you and me and me go cry together you and me and me go cry together
00:15wow guys i'm so flattered that you're singing my song
00:21that is my song right i think we just made it our song
00:29live check it out a little girl in oklahoma made a video of herself singing you and me and the
00:35beat
00:35oh i know i saw that she's so cute how cool is it that my songs are like out there
00:42now
00:42can i just say i am so glad that you are focusing on your music because it means you'll stay
00:49here
00:49in steven's point with us yeah i really love that too plus i mean it gives me way more creative
00:55control and i mean from now on i really just want my songs to be about something more
01:02important and really meaningful to me well good for you honey so what kind of important things
01:07are you writing about forest fires and litter
01:15too much trash makes kindling force fires rage on
01:27all right so yes i am having a bit of a hard time figuring out what to write about
01:32what do you mean that sounds great
01:35parents sweetie do you have a minute
01:39oh do you want to hear another song
01:42oh what's that mommy my help
01:50what's going on here
01:52i see you've met bronzino
01:56if that's the name you've given to the giant fish that's between me and the television then yes
02:02get used to it dad but if you lie down and look sideways through his scales you have got a
02:11clear
02:11view of the lower half of the screen
02:16more clutter
02:17you call it clutter i call it interesting conversation piece
02:22please tell me this isn't my birthday present
02:25no no i bought him for everybody
02:30you know what i want for my birthday
02:32negative five things
02:35negative five things it's your birthday be positive
02:39no i want five items of knickknack clutter removed from this house
02:48pete we need everything that's here besides there's not that much clutter
02:52well then why'd you put that giant fish over it
02:54because there was nowhere else to put it
03:05i'm up with the sunshine
03:07i'm up with the sunshine
03:08i'm laced up my heart
03:09i'm getting a slam dunk
03:11ready or not
03:13yeah show me what you got
03:15i'm under the spotlight
03:18i dare you come on and follow
03:21you dance through your own beat
03:24i'll sing the melody
03:26when you say yeah
03:28i say no
03:31when you say so
03:34all i wanna do is go go go
03:37you you never have to leave me
03:41the house i'll never be
03:43you have to trust me crazy
03:48you you are gonna have to leave me
03:52the house i'll always leave me
03:55but we both know
03:57we're better in stereo
04:03parker you ruin everything you touch
04:07well i must have touched your face
04:09because that's play ruining
04:12uh oh
04:13sounds like trouble in the bro cave
04:15ugh
04:16i hate going in there in my good shoes
04:20why can't we just hug him
04:22what happened
04:24well i was practicing my windmill kick
04:27and kind of forgot how epic my power is
04:30this little karate chopping menace
04:34kicked part of my headboard
04:36into a priceless piece of art
04:38you're worried about this
04:39your beds are trash
04:41i could sleep in a ditch mother
04:46this cockroach destroyed joseph triumphant
04:51a beautiful expression of love
04:53between a man and his kitty cat
04:57joey i just want you to know
04:59the older i get
05:01the more pathetic you seem
05:03i can't live with this monster anymore guys
05:07we need separate rooms
05:09you do realize we don't have an extra bedroom
05:12and if we did
05:13it would be my yoga slash scrapbooking room
05:18so i'm stuck in here with joey
05:21who by the way
05:22is raising baby owls
05:24in his underwear drawer
05:27at least i don't jump into your bed
05:29every time there's a thunderstorm
05:30if you knew anything about science
05:33you'd know that thunder replicates
05:35the exact sound
05:36of an evil sky dinosaur
05:38trying to rip apart
05:39the universe
05:40boys
05:42you're just gonna have to figure out
05:44a way to make sharing a room work
05:50fine
05:51if we're stuck in here together
05:53we'll split the room in half
05:56i'll roll a 20-sided wizard die
05:59highest roller gets to pick which half the room he wants
06:02or
06:03gets to reach into the bag of mystified whimsy
06:08fine
06:1217
06:13the wizard die smiles upon me
06:16you're up muggle
06:2220
06:23i win
06:24your doofus dice betrayed you
06:29as a sworn warlock
06:31i am honor bound to respect the dice decision
06:35so
06:36which half of the room do you want
06:38but choose wisely
06:40you'll never be able to set foot in the other half again
06:46i choose
06:51the bottom half
06:55what
06:56no fair
06:57parker
06:58i need a floor
06:59i didn't make the rules
07:01you did
07:02do me a favor
07:04figure this out
07:05when you're not standing on my floor
07:07i'll have the remains of joseph triumphant sent to you in a box
07:12nice knowing you munch
07:23what's up number seven
07:26um
07:29this is a number five
07:31todd
07:31five
07:32is it
07:40okay
07:41so
07:42those guys are seniors
07:44and they can't tell the difference between a five
07:47and a seven
07:49my grandma's a senior
07:51and she can't tell the difference between me and my cousin abby
07:56he's not talking about your jersey number maddie
07:59they're talking about your rating
08:02what rating
08:03there's a list going around that rates the hotness of bridgewood girls on a scale of one to ten
08:08we are outraged
08:09we are outraged
08:10my blood is boiling
08:14rating us
08:15that is so beyond
08:18not okay
08:19who started that list
08:20todd stetson
08:22and his jerk
08:23taraj
08:24they don't get to rate us
08:26but they did
08:27i got a six
08:28i got a five
08:30i also got a five
08:31hey
08:32that's how many legs my favorite animal has
08:35the common north atlantic starfish
08:38are we gonna just
08:39let them do this
08:41i mean
08:43boys don't get to just
08:44define us
08:46do they
08:47no
08:48well historically dictionaries have been written by men so
08:52get on board alex
08:54sorry
08:55maddie
08:55my fury is at your disposal
08:59you know what
09:01we're gonna fight back
09:03we're gonna teach that todd stetson a lesson
09:07we're going to eat his heart and steal his power
09:16well that is what a starfish would do
09:31by taking away the floor
09:33i squeeze joey out of the room
09:35i assume he'll end up sleeping on the couch or in the bathtub
09:39but it's hard to care when you're being swept away
09:42in the tropical paradise that i call
09:47parklandia
09:56home sweet munchless home
10:08parker thought he had outfoxed me by claiming the floor
10:13but thanks to my genius ed
10:16the unused rock climbing gear
10:18my parents bought me in the vein
10:20hope it would attract friends
10:22he was sorely mistaken
10:35evening brother
10:39how's it going down there
10:41i'm glad you have a good seat to witness the birth of sky city
10:49what is this madness
10:56i did a little remodeling
10:59while you were asleep
11:01top half of the room belongs to me
11:04bonk
11:09better crouch down below the red line little brother
11:13you're invading my airspace
11:16what
11:17crouch down little man
11:20crouch down
11:24a little lower and there you go
11:30anything above four feet is all me baby
11:39fine enjoy your ceiling i'd rather be down here on the beach
11:45sky city will rule this room from the air
11:50yeah right
11:51better get off the beach lowlander
11:55looks like hail
12:04okay
12:05new live rooney song coming at ya
12:10chairs without arms they freak me out
12:17where do i put my elbows
12:23i get so
12:25hunchy
12:26hunchy
12:30hunchy
12:31you know i'm just i'm so not feeling this
12:38hey liv
12:40we need your help
12:41so todd stetson and his jerk taraj
12:45are rating all of the girls at school
12:47based on their looks
12:48what
12:50that's so horrible
12:51yeah
12:52well who came up with jerk taraj because that's really good
12:58i'm a six maddie's a seven you got an eight willow and lacy are fives
13:02i'm so disgusted i haven't even calculated our average score
13:07and we are not going to stand for it
13:10right
13:15is this not what you meant
13:20that is so completely outrageous
13:23i mean you can't just go around rating girls like we're objects i feel like everywhere i turn these days
13:28someone's telling girls who we're supposed to be
13:31yeah anytime i pick up a magazine i feel like i'm no good if i don't look like those girls
13:37and i don't look like those girls
13:40since i was little boys would tease me for liking science instead of girl stuff
13:44but science is girl stuff
13:47i mean
13:48what girl doesn't like a good benson burner
13:52you know what i hate when some guy comes up to me and is like
13:56hey you're
13:57really good at basketball
13:58you know
13:59for a girl
14:00like what that's supposed to be some kind of compliment
14:05we have to get back to todd's dad's own
14:07you know what maddie
14:09you're right
14:10and we
14:11can take his rating system down
14:14i mean it only has power if we buy into it right
14:16yeah
14:18i just wish this chair had arms
14:20i don't know where to put my elbow
14:24you see do i have a song for you
14:35oh
14:35you're up
14:37i was going to bring you breakfast in bed birthday boy
14:41i want my negative five things
14:48joey you too
14:50it's the least i could do for my dear old pops on his birthday
14:55i didn't get him anything
14:59fine this is your day
15:02i can do this
15:06not the artichoke candle
15:09no
15:09i gave that to parker the day he agreed to try artichokes for the first time
15:14my little choke eater
15:18one down four to go
15:20best birthday
15:22ever
15:25it's like i can still feel it's there
15:30i don't even know what this is
15:32but i know i hate it
15:35the overalls are a symbol of our children
15:37when they were young and needed us
15:39but
15:39they're empty now
15:41because they're grown
15:42oh
15:43we must never forget
15:46mom you just made that up
15:48all right i found it in this street
15:50but i love them
15:53and how about the mini chairs
15:57which one should i get rid of
15:58what
16:00that's like asking me to choose between my babies
16:02pete
16:03if that's an option
16:04take joey
16:07i know that is not you talking
16:10it is your sickness
16:13take a chair joe
16:15matter of fact
16:16pick two
16:18the chairs are small in size
16:21but they're huge in meaning pete
16:24all right i think i'll choose
16:27ugly and stupid
16:31and i save just enough room in the box
16:33for you
16:34my friend
16:37someday
16:38you're going to need
16:40bronzino
16:43and he was
16:44never your friend
16:52sorry dude if your sister's a four
16:54she's a four
16:55tell her to smile less
16:57until the braces come off
17:06hey
17:08what do you think about this
17:10todd stetson
17:12whoa
17:13i call this a hot mess
17:15but there's nothing hot about this at all
17:21this is just a statement
17:23from every girl in the school
17:24to you
17:25and your jerk-tourage
17:26we don't care about your stupid rating system
17:29we are all tens
17:31but if you can't see that
17:33we'll all be ones
17:36yeah it seems like you're trying to send me a message
17:38i'm gonna have to take two points off for that ladies
17:43all right
17:44well none of us care what stupid number you give us
17:48are you sure about that
17:55well our work here is done
17:57later ladies
18:00hello
18:01what are you doing
18:04since when do you wear dresses
18:06and high heels
18:08yeah and did you
18:09go out and buy a curling iron
18:14sorry
18:15i know we all agree to wear garbage bags today
18:18but
18:19i just couldn't
18:22i want guys to like me
18:25i don't want a five
18:26willow wants a seven
18:28okay but willow
18:30you don't have to do this
18:32you don't have to buy into todd's awful rating system
18:35you're already so amazing
18:39guys
18:41this is the world that we live in
18:45willow wait
18:55okay
18:58so willow's right
18:59this is the world that we live in
19:02but why can't we change the world
19:07changing the world seems highly improbable
19:11it does seem like a lot of work
19:13i don't even like changing the cedar chips in my hamster's cage
19:47do you mind
19:49mind i am trying to quietly enjoy my individually wrapped slices of sky cheese
19:58sorry bro
19:59it's a slurp of joy
20:01life's pretty sweet down here on the golden shores of parklandia
20:08you are an earthbound troll
20:12you're never coming down
20:14well i've got enough sky cheese and chocolate milk up here that i don't have to
20:22guys what are you
20:24what
20:36father
20:37the nations of parklandia and sky city are at war
20:43is people can't be reasoned to ask
20:46they are barbarians
20:49well i'd rather be a barbarian than a
20:53ceiling monkey
20:57guys stop this look i know it can be tough sharing a room but when you're grown up you're going
21:04to miss each other
21:06you're going to wish you hadn't spent so much time fighting
21:10thanks dad
21:12you know i look forward to the day when we're grown up and mature
21:16but until then
21:20parklandia will feel my wrath
21:23and taste my cheese
21:32oh
21:34do you like cheese
21:36then how about some cheese pops
21:52parklandia
21:53crutches for no one
22:10what you're doing honey bunch
22:12what you're doing honey bunch
22:15what you're doing honey bunch
22:16what you're doing honey bunch
22:18what you're doing honey bunch
22:20ooh that's catchy
22:22hey hon
22:23mom stop
22:24i'm trying to write a song
22:27i've been inspired
22:30so our trash bag protest was a mistake
22:34there are always going to be jerks like todd stetson in the world
22:37we can't change that
22:39but what we can change is the way that we feel about ourselves
22:43well
22:43good for you
22:45thank you
22:46yeah
22:46turns out when i'm really passionate about something the song just kind of
22:50flows out of me
22:51kind of like joey and that extra buttery popcorn he had right before riding that roller coaster
22:55it just
22:59thank you for that clear but disgusting visual
23:02yeah
23:13hey
23:17sorry
23:18it's skylight savings time
23:24good night and good luck
23:27parklandia
23:33fine
23:34i was gonna go to sleep anyway
23:46parker buddy are you scared
23:49no
23:51parklandians are fearless people
23:58come on up little bro
24:02really
24:04yeah
24:18told you we'd need this stuff
24:27thanks munch
24:29hey
24:29before there was parklandia and sky city
24:33there was the bro cave
24:39jojo's here
24:40jojo's here
24:50hey
24:52live rooney here
24:55so i've written a new song
24:56for the girls at my school that i really want to share with you
25:00some of the boys there have been rating us girls
25:03based on our looks
25:05and that makes us girls feel like we have to change
25:10but you don't have to change who you are to fit someone else's idea of what a girl is supposed
25:16to be
25:21on a scale from one to ten
25:24i am perfect like i am
25:28i don't need your number
25:31i don't need your number
25:35and if you get magazines
25:38want me to change my everything
25:42they don't even matter
25:44they don't even matter
25:46they're not taking my power
25:49i'm so on the run
25:53but these voices are loud
25:57they've said enough
26:00it's my turn
26:02let's get loud
26:05i'll show you what it's going to be
26:08cause it's going to be perfect
26:12it's going to be perfect
26:14it's going to be just a night
26:16so i'm going to stay
26:20i'll stand up now
26:23and blow that down
26:27and break it from your surface
26:30to show you what it's going to be
26:36you are exactly what you're making
26:40for me i swear
26:42don't be afraid
26:45just to put yourself out
26:52i'll show you what it's going to be
26:57you are exactly what it's going to be
27:00you are exactly what it's going to be
27:05you are exactly what it's going to be
27:07you are exactly what it's going to be
27:10you are exactly what it's going to be
27:13you are exactly what it's going to be
27:15you are exactly what it's going to be
27:15you are exactly what it's going to be
27:15you are exactly what it's going to be
27:34Thank you for watching, girls.
27:37And please don't let anyone tell you who you are.
27:40You just keep being you.
28:13And please don't let anyone tell you who you are.
28:16You are like this generation's Carole King.
28:20You don't know who that is.
28:25Thank you, though, Mom.
28:27I just really hope that my song inspires someone out there, you know?
28:30Oh, it's inspired someone.
28:34It's inspired me.
28:38Oh, dear.
28:40I am not ashamed of who I am anymore.
28:44From this day on, I wear my cape on the outside.
28:49Spitz out.
28:50Oh, dear.
28:55Oh.
28:56Everyone shines in their own way.
29:00What you do with Honey Bunch?
29:02I am not ashamed of who I am.
29:06I am not ashamed of who I am.
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