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Liv And Maddie S02E09 [Full Movie] [Latest Version]Full EP - Full
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00:04thank you for donating
00:10thank you for donating
00:14pop cycling is when you take old clothes, add some bling, make them sing, and then you donate them to
00:20charity
00:21I actually just made a beach bag out of a couple of old skirts
00:26yeah, I call it the totes cute tote
00:33Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy
00:40Liv, what did we say about stinking up on the girl with the blowtorch?
00:46my brother did that once, he still only has one eyebrow
00:55whoa, flower pins, score, right?
01:00Andy and I met in art class, and we are also co-chairs of the upcycling club
01:05I really, really, really like her, but we're sort of finding that we are cut from a different cloth
01:11I am a soft velvet where she is more of a bulletproof Kevlar
01:21being the only girl in a house with five brothers leaves some gaps in your girl skills
01:26so, to hang in with Liv is like a breath of fresh air
01:30which, in a house with five brothers, is also something I know nothing about
01:38check it out, Liv
01:43those are trash-tastic
01:47wait, where'd you get the metal?
01:50from the upcycling bin
01:51I figure, if you can't upcycle the upcycling bin
01:55then...
02:00what are we even doing this for?
02:10I'm up with the sunshine
02:13I laced up my hots all night
02:16slam dunk
02:17ready or not
02:19yeah, show me what you got
02:21I'm under the spotlight
02:23I dare you come on and follow
02:27you dance to your own beat
02:30I'll sing the melody
02:32when you say yeah
02:35I say no
02:36when you say stop
02:39all I wanna do is go, go, go
02:43you, you, you're the half of me
02:46me, the half I'll never be
02:49me, the half that drives me crazy
02:54you, you, you, you better have to
02:57me, me, the half I'll always need
03:00but we both know
03:03we're better in stereo
03:14come on, old man Luke
03:16it's called speed chess, not nap time
03:25well, who's air hockey puck is that?
03:28sorry munch, that one got away from me
03:30hitting you was just a nice bonus
03:33what are you doing here?
03:35playing air hockey with my big brother
03:39but I'm your big brother
03:41I joined this new program
03:43show up to bro up
03:45I wanted to get paired up with an older guy
03:47who can teach me cool stuff
03:50but I'm an older guy who can teach you cool stuff
03:56oh wait, you're serious
03:59yo, little bro, we're still playing?
04:03one second big bro
04:05your big bro is Todd Stetson?
04:10well what does he have that I don't have?
04:13besides huge pecs, gigantic biceps, and a football scholarship to the University of Wisconsin
04:20can't totally see your point
04:24I remember you, you helped me with my geometry homework
04:30actually that was Molly Myman
04:33but I can fear you'd confuse us
04:36we both wear glasses
04:38except for Molly
04:41who does not
04:44Todd says I've got serious air hockey skills
04:47oh straight up bro
04:55I love having a cool big brother
04:59you already have a cool big brother
05:12hey mom, you need a hand? I am here to help
05:17are you one of my children?
05:22what are you doing?
05:24I am getting my steps up
05:26now that I finally have my knee brace off
05:29try to build up my cardio
05:30I even got myself this handy dandy safari supper
05:35to help me keep track of my steps
05:36good for you
05:37hey, think you're in as good shape as your old mom?
05:40I can still do the splits
05:42you know, Russian and Chinese
05:44nobody wants to see that mom
05:48sounds like somebody can handle the competition
05:56competition?
05:59are you suggesting that we compete?
06:04cause uh, these things are sold in pairs
06:09think you can handle a step-off?
06:12mama can handle it
06:13you're on
06:17I will take you to school so fast
06:20you'll call me bus driver
06:22beep beep!
06:25please, you'll be the baby on the bus
06:27going whee whee whee whee
06:31now check out these splits
06:32okay
06:35okay, you know, it's just the jeans don't stretch
06:40you are very lucky that I am not wearing my yoga pants right now
06:45synchronize our steppers starting
06:49no
06:49okay
06:51wait
06:53mom
06:55mom, where's my twitch arm bracelet?
06:58when Liv moved away to Los Angeles
07:00she got us matching twin charms
07:02and everyday that she was away
07:04it helped me feel connected to her
07:07it is the most important thing in the world to me
07:12so, have any of you guys seen it?
07:15no, but I'm serious, start looking
07:17thank you
07:18I lost it!
07:19oh, Liv's gonna kill me!
07:22just sit down, relax
07:23relax
07:24we are gonna figure out where you lost us
07:26okay
07:26so just
07:28close your eyes
07:30and
07:31try to remember
07:41mom, are you trying to get your steps up?
07:43I say close your eyes
07:48hey, Andy
07:49finished going through all the lost and found
07:51find anything good waking up cycle?
07:53a lot of t-shirts from Joey's failed run for class president
07:59keep calm and Joey on
08:05i'm kinda thinking people lost these on purpose
08:10actually this is Maddie's sweater
08:13there's something in here
08:18her twin charms?
08:20she lost these?
08:23why didn't she tell me?
08:26did she tell you?
08:31breathe!
08:33that looks just like your necklace
08:36yeah
08:37Maddie and I have a matching set of charms
08:40except...
08:41hers are on a bracelet
08:43I got these for her when I moved away to Hollywood
08:46and...
08:47you know
08:48knowing that she was wearing hers
08:50made it easier for me to be so far away
08:55aww
08:55that's sweet
08:57my brothers never give me charms
08:59they did let a fruit bat loose in my bedroom once
09:02while I was sleeping
09:06they love me in their own special way
09:09okay...
09:14okay...
09:15I...
09:15have found my retainer
09:17my library card
09:18and like...
09:19four cheese graters
09:20but no charms
09:21where are my charms?
09:23and...
09:25I...
09:30and...
09:32I...
09:32I...
09:35I...
09:36I...
09:37I...
09:39I...
09:40I...
09:40what you doin'
09:42just, you know
09:44studying...
09:45studying...
09:46for the whispies
09:49the whiz peas
09:52whiz peas is short for the wisconsin preparatory exams
09:57acing them is crucial to getting into a good college it's just
10:01kind of hard to take them seriously
10:06whiz peas
10:10whiz
10:13whiz
10:15we can't even say it
10:18whiz peas
10:19whiz peas
10:24maddie and i are gonna ace those whiz peas
10:26you know why
10:28uh you have twin telepathy and congee
10:33oh that is ridiculous andy
10:37telepathy doesn't exist
10:46creaky
10:48maddie and i are gonna ace those whiz peas because we both have our lucky twin charms
10:54right now
10:56show andy your charms
10:59i don't think she wants to see that
11:02i'm pretty sure she probably does
11:06don't you andy
11:07i don't really care
11:10oh you do too care remember
11:15show it your charms
11:17okay
11:22oh no
11:25my bracelet
11:27it is missing
11:29i was just wearing it a moment ago and thinking about how much i love you
11:41what do you think about how much i love you
11:42let's use our twin telepathy to find it
11:44yeah i'll help you
11:44see here we go
11:52oh wait
11:53oh maddie i see it
11:54it is it is in my pocket surrounded by your lies
12:01it is so funny your house
12:09maddie
12:10why would you lose something so important and then not tell me
12:16lou i didn't tell you because i thought you were gonna be upset
12:20sort of like you are now
12:23no i'm not upset i'm just so so disappointed
12:35oof
12:36the disappointment card
12:39a strategy usually reserved for parents but equally effective coming from a twin
12:45live used the disappointment card without my permission
12:49i'm not upset
12:51just so
12:53so disappointed
13:01what time is it
13:09it's jousting time
13:16i had to find a way to show parker that i was a better big brother than todd stetson
13:22parker liked him because he was into sports which isn't exactly in my wheelhouse
13:28so i picked the next best thing 15th century spectator sports
13:36how now good sir i have tickets to today's joust
13:41britney will you join me at the renaissance fair
13:46pet not this cat
13:48yeah
13:49i made my own family motto and crest based on my love of kitties
13:57i'm in kind sir
13:59let us mount our steeds and be off
14:03do i know my little brother or what
14:06hey todd stetson
14:09pet not this cat
14:15oh parker
14:16look who i found walking up the driveway
14:19it is so nice to have a big strong boy to help me carry in the groceries
14:24but i'm a big strong boy to help you carry in the groceries
14:30yes you are
14:31oh mama loves you
14:35hey little bro
14:37the air hockey table at clancy's is calling our name
14:40sorry todd
14:41he already has plans with his real big brother
14:46no offense munch
14:48but an afternoon of air hockey with todd stetson
14:52trumps an afternoon of dress up with you
15:00wow this dress is legit
15:04good call putting an upcycling bin at frank's make your own meat pie factory
15:09yeah you know people leave a surprising amount of clothing at frank's
15:13i mean who takes off their clothes to make a meat pie
15:17see that's the difference between us
15:19it totally makes sense to me
15:23hey
15:25where's your sister knuckles thingy
15:26it's right here
15:28oh
15:29it's gone
15:30my sister knuckles thingy is gone
15:32i lost it
15:34don't freak
15:35we'll retrace our steps
15:37retrace our steps
15:38andy we were all over town collecting clothing today
15:41it could be anywhere
15:41i mean it could be
15:42it could be at clancy's
15:43it could be at the mall
15:44it could be at frank's make your own meat pie factory
15:47or
15:49or worse
15:50in a meat pie
15:53what you think i'm gonna schlep all the way to frank's and not make a meat pie
15:58andy help me look
15:59we're never going to find it
16:01and how are you gonna tell maddie after you've freaked when she lost her charms
16:05well i'm not gonna tell her
16:08right
16:09she'll just know because you have twin telepathy
16:13we do not have telepathy
16:16besides if i tell her then
16:18she's gonna play the disappointment card
16:20and then
16:21i'm gonna get defensive
16:22and then she's gonna lash out
16:24and
16:25the delicate balance of our twin bond will be ruined
16:28you know what
16:29i'm just gonna lie
16:31yeah
16:31i'm gonna lie
16:33to protect the future
16:34of our sisterhood
16:39or
16:39you just don't like it when she's bright and you're wrong
16:42you and i are very different people
16:43but you totally get me
16:51mom
16:51thank you so much for doing this with me
16:53i mean
16:54it makes working out so much more fun
16:56when you have a workout buddy
16:58i love you
17:01which is just gonna make crushing your safari step and dreams
17:06are that much sweeter
17:08what
17:14maddie
17:15you've completed
17:1612,642 steps
17:19your status is
17:21jaguar
17:26yes
17:28your turn
17:30okay
17:30karen
17:32you've completed
17:333,200 steps
17:35your status is
17:37sloth
17:43will i demand a rematch
17:45young lady
17:46same time tomorrow
17:47oh
17:48you're on
17:49sloth
17:53hey
17:54so mom
17:54now that you are
17:56in your yoga pants
17:57i personally
17:58would love
17:59to see you do those splits
18:00oh
18:01gladly
18:12little help up here
18:16can't
18:17too busy winning
18:18what
18:21mommy
18:21no
18:23oh
18:24do it
18:25i did
18:27well well well
18:28who needs a big strong boy now
18:40here little dude
18:41go get us some eats
18:42thanks todd
18:45what's up girls
18:46just spending time with my little bro
19:05hey dude
19:07i'm clans
19:08he's with the twerp
19:10hey
19:11you think a kid smart enough to be in high school robotics
19:13would realize when he's being used as chick bait
19:16what a dummy
19:18what a dummy
19:20oh
19:21i gotta go
19:25todd stetson is using my little brother to get girls
19:30can you believe this
19:39old man luke
19:41i'm your chick bait
20:04okay
20:05are you sure that you can make an exact copy of maddie's bracelet
20:09oh yeah
20:10once i get a picture i can rebuild anything
20:13watch my brother's bike
20:15and he's been riding one
20:16i may have had melted forks for two years
20:26no
20:30no
20:39oh
20:57So, what do you want to draw on her?
20:59Mustache or unibrow?
21:03Why would we draw on her?
21:07Your house is so different than mine.
21:19You shall not pause!
21:26You shall not do that again.
21:30Okay, listen, Todd.
21:32I was at Clancy's.
21:34I heard you talking to your friends.
21:36I know you're just using my little brother to get girls.
21:40So what?
21:41Well, he's my little brother, not your little puppy.
21:45So back off.
21:47Or else.
21:49Or else what?
21:50Are you gonna fight me?
21:54Fight?
21:55What am I, son, 21st century?
21:58Hooligan, Todd?
21:59Todd, we shall joust, kind sir.
22:04With scooters for steeds and wet mops for lances.
22:09Yeah, none of that is happening.
22:13Hey, Todd.
22:15You know what else isn't happening?
22:17You and me.
22:19I'm giving you your air hockey puck back.
22:22Go fetch.
22:26Yeah, that's not happening either.
22:31Hey.
22:33You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
22:35Are you kidding?
22:37That was epic.
22:39Thanks for standing up for me, Munch.
22:41Anytime, little bro.
22:43So, do we, like, hug it out now?
22:48No!
22:49We joust!
22:51I don't know.
23:33Not the base! Not the base!
23:38Oh, this was a terrible idea.
23:42I drank a little mop water that day.
23:45Not the first time I've tasted it, but definitely the sweetest.
23:51Parker quit it!
24:01Great work on these charms, Andy.
24:03Thanks. I made the honesty charm from my brother's car key.
24:09Yep, it is perfect. Maddie will never know.
24:14Only one way to find out.
24:25Hey, Maddie.
24:30Hey, Liv. I am so ready for those whiz-pees.
24:36Whiz-pees.
24:40Yeah, I got my lucky twin charm bracelet right here.
24:43Yeah, me too. I do, too.
24:44But where my... I put mine on my neck like I always have where I keep it where my neck
24:49is.
24:52Yeah, okay.
24:54Well, I think I'm probably just going to meet you guys inside.
24:56I have to sharpen up my number two pencils.
25:00Yeah, you do.
25:02You go, girl. You do you.
25:05Woo!
25:12You used to be an actress, right?
25:16Hurtful words.
25:20But I did it. I am in the clear.
25:26You're going to tell her, aren't you?
25:28I have to.
25:29These charms are glides burning into my neck.
25:32Maddie.
25:33I lost my charms and then I used your charms to make replacement charms because I felt so bad about
25:38your charms
25:38and I broke the delicate balance of our twin bod and I just don't deserve you.
25:45Oh, Liv.
25:47It is just a necklace.
25:49No, but, Maddie, it's not just a necklace.
25:51It's the thing that we used to keep each other close when we were so far apart.
25:56But, yeah, but, Liv, we're not so far apart anymore.
26:02And, I mean, these charms will always be special, but we're together now, you know?
26:13Maddie, that was so sweet.
26:16I should have said something like that to you when you lost yours instead of making you feel so terrible
26:23about it
26:23and rubbing your nose in it.
26:27I'm sorry.
26:31There it is.
26:34What?
26:35Your apology for pulling the disappointment card.
26:39I had to get back at you.
26:41Here are your charms.
26:44Yeah, I stole her charms to teach her a lesson.
26:49I knew that the charms that she was wearing were copies because I was awake the whole time those two
26:54were in my room.
26:55You do not survive at basketball camp if you are a heavy sleeper.
27:06You stole my necklace?
27:08Yep.
27:09To teach you a lesson.
27:11But that's awful.
27:12But it worked.
27:13But that's a perfect awful.
27:18Hugs to end an argument?
27:21Man, your family is way different than mine.
27:28Leave for the health of Rudy!
27:34Yeah, it's not that different.
27:38And we don't have telepathy.
27:42That was kind of cruel.
27:44Now it's just creepy.
27:46Stop it!
27:46Don't you stop it!
27:57Mother?
27:58Madison?
27:59Madison?
28:11Maddie, you've completed 13,744 steps.
28:17Your status is cheetah.
28:25Karen, you've completed 24,300 steps.
28:30Your status is Lion King of the Jungle.
28:38Mom, that is fantastic, Mom.
28:40I am so proud of you.
28:41And honestly, I'm really glad that we get to do this together.
28:45Oh, stop it.
28:46You know this is killing you.
28:47It's killing me.
28:50Can we go again tomorrow?
28:52All right.
28:57Okay.
28:59I'm going to need another 30,000 steps by tomorrow.
29:02Great job.
29:04And I'm going to need that giant super soaker you said I couldn't have.
29:10Fine.
29:11I also like to piggyback ride to the car.
29:15Are you kidding me?
29:18Okay.
29:19Sad luck.
29:21I'm going to need another 30,000 steps by tomorrow.
29:24I'm going to need another 30,000 steps by tomorrow.
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